Lucknow Sentinel, 1892-12-09, Page 3WORN AHD HOhig...4
A Novel Winter Entertaimmft fir
Young People.
UOSTUBE THAT B BWI1ATE FROST.
Cold Weather Pasta—Bablea Bagged at
liedtme—gonsehold Hints and Meats
for Bloopers.
The party and fair
season is now at hand,
and as young people will
be devising nevel enter-
tainments for such occa-
sions, the following is
suggested for their
benefit : A° snow cotil-
lion may be made a very
charming feature of a
fairetor or it may be a
leading idea of a home
party. The hostess anti
all her daughters or *in-
ters, indeed all the ladies of tl;ei family,
should wear white gownsand white orna-
ment?, whether they be jewelry or flowers
There are numberless pretty ,fabrics in
white, both thick and thin ; gauzes dotted
with silver for the younger folk and white
crepons ler the mothers. In the way of
ornaments one can find plenty of white
flowers and feathers, silver jewelry, white
and sever fans. Roman pearls for the
neck and white feather trimming for
a, also swansdown and fur wherewith
to: • ulate frost and snow.
e rooms should be decorated so as to
keep up the snow idea, with evergreen
branches powdered with flour and hung w.th
shreds of cotton batting powdered with
diamond drat. At the toy stores there are
sold all suets of devices in imitation of snow
and frost, and, I.believe, imitations of
icicles, at low prices, that would dress a
house very nicely. Then there are the pretty
glittering masses of frosted Lineel thread
which can be flu from branch to branch
with such gay effect, to carry out the idea
of winter.
Those dancers only,shculd be selected for
the cotillion who are dressed in pure white,
with suitable ornaments of crystal and
saver and pearl -indeed, their gowns ahould
be trimmed with white for or feathers or
down. The favors /should all. carry out the
idea of white, and ingenious younggirla will
know how to do it, •
The supper should carry out the snow
idea, also, in its cakes and other confec-
tions, creams, bonbons, etc., for every count
try housewife has her receipeaforanow cakes
and snow puddings, snow creams, blanc-
manges, etc. The table decorations should,
as far as possible, be in white and silver.
Tats for Winter Feed.
The fats in common use as food are the
fat of milk, as butter or cream ; the fats
of fruits, of which olive oil is an example ;
that of grains, as the fats of wheat, oatmeal
, and Indian corn, and the fats of meats, as
tallow, suet, lard and dripping.
Olive oil is one of the most eaaily digested
and palatable of fats- A genuine oil of the
first quality is., in this country, unfortu-
nately expensive, much of that sold ander
the name being adulterated with cotton-
. seed oil,poppy oil and essence of lard..
7hedechne in the sardine trade during
the hat few years, is accounted for by the
fact that -cotton -seed oil has so largely re-
placed olive oil in the packing of these fish:
People who once regarded them as a great
delicacy no loftger find them palatable.
Cotton -seed oil has no especially bad flavor,
but it is unpletapnt and indigestible when
used raw, as in sardines and salad$.. The
after-taste, which it leaven reminds one too
forcibly of castor oil.
Olive oil of the best quality is almoat ab-
'whitely without flavor. It is prepared in
several grades ; the first pressing from the
fruit is the best, the second is fair, the
third inferior, and there is sometimes a
hearth known es " refuse " oil- For deep
fat frying, nrdthing is,ao good as olive oil,
but its coetlinees will exclude it in this
country from common use.
*ea Biscuits.
It is a great mistake to make a large tea
biscuit. Properly speaking, a • tea biscuit
should not be more than two aches in
• diameter and proportionately thick when
, biked_ This gives a delicate, moist, flaky
bee -tete which will he choked through be-
fore the outside crust has become hard or
over brown. Many of the muffin tine are
too Iarge to cn' k thoroughly through before
Lhe crust hardens In ench a case it is a
good plan to dampen the upper, crust while
the muffins are hot by I eying a wet° cloth
over them and covering it with a dry cloth.
Cookies, on the other hind, may well be of.
liberal diameter, as they are rolled out so
thin that their size !lees not prevent their
Booking through.
Si,*tle Women io London.
The single young woman in London' who
has to live economi••alty; and who is., by the
way, much better rff than a young man in
the 'wale circum -Lances, will soon have
nothing to complain of in the matter of
residence, if London builders continue to be
as attentive and generous as they are at the
present moment.' Single rooms at the
moderate ren'. of $10 a month are obtain-
able in many of tete new apartment bonzes
in ndon, and .their tenants, as well as
t e who hove more expensive seta, are
entitled to the use of the general dining -
room -in one instance a splendid' apart-
ment, with salmon colored walls and granite
arches.
sables in Raga.
The best time to ace the babies at the
House of Mercy for Children, says the New
York Sun, is at night, when every mother's
son and daughter is elippe.i into a woollen
bag made of the blankets of the cribs. In
feet Stet goes every baby, and the draw
string at the top of :he hag is tied /nosey
about the neck. The matron says she has
tried sewing the bahi, s in bed, tying them
in, pinning them in, and the renit is only
torn bed clothing and an nn,-overed baby
with a cold the next day. But the/. most
atrennnns kicker cm t get hit arms orhanda
out of the s, ft bag, though he Sop all he
tikes.
i Prcalen (Minn.
The rage icr i)ren'•'❑ ehinascerr. to be
still ripen the increase All sorts of eb
•
-
jects are shown in its familiar colon and
designs, but the newest and the latest are
the cabinets to hieg upon the wall. They
are just two shelves high and have their
uprights only of the favorite china. The
shelves proper are either et fine wood, or
are covered with handsome plush. The
conceit is a curious one, and as it is de-
cidedly novel, will endoubtedly "go " for
a time,'but as there ie no good thought but
only bizarre effect embodied in the -
make -up, they are likely to enjoy t +�
penny. =favor _only ,
Pm$es, mingiy� exquisite to be put
to their legitimate use, are made,of the
finest gold netting. They are finishd with
a round clasp, not more than three-quarters
of an inch in diameter, in the top of which
is set a tiny watch- The deivce is charm-
ing as well as novel, and for use with a per-
fect calling costume the purse is as dain
as anything that can be imagined. It
intended to be carried in the band, an
besides holding such change as May
desired, will warn the visitor of the
of time.
-Sots Pillewa.
Sofa pillows are more numerous than ev and in many instances become
teao_ue. But the admirable Bagdad aquar
imported for their making, cannot fail
give satisfaction wherever they may
used. Like the atnpea they are rich
color as well as durable in material,
once they become generally known,.
destined to certain popularity. They
woven in jest the correct size for an amp e
pillow for the couch, and are finished ono
sides with a frioge.
Venetian Glass.
Delicious bite iof color for both dec orativ
use and the table are imported in Venetian
gllsse. They are excellent in form, the
onghly artistic in their ornament, and
transparently delicate as to seem like jewe
ME W
PIG=1i
ettkerw-Ise. sunt This. Fault Cost
Mina We life.
A man of about fifty years of age got on
the train at Clarksville and took a seat in
front of ih e lee had a shot -gun in his
hand, and woo ter sitting down he pulled
out a big revolver and shoved six cartridges
into the cylinder. dy curiosity was
•ed and I leaned forward and asked :
y friend, is game plenty in klis 'meet-
" Wail, not so powerful plenty, stranger,
but.thar's somethin' around now and then."
" Small game, mostly?"
" Yaas, mostly; but sometimes it is party
nigh six feet high- The game I'm arter is
purty nigh that, I reckon."
" Yon must mean a man?"
— at'a exactly what I mean, stranger.
ty I hain't got too time to be huntin' around
1e latter foxes and 'possums and sick. I'm
d, gam' down to Erin to hunt a man."
be "Someone yonhave had trouble with?"
filght " Exactly. He's bin onery with me fur
over twenty years, and I can't abide him no
mo' ; I doan't want no fussin' with nobody,
ver but I dun can't: put up with such a critter
gr forever.:
es, '1s he expecting you ? '
to " Reckon he is, ,for I dna sent him word
be yesterday. He'll moat likely be at the
in depot( when we git that-'
and, "And will he be armed, too ` '
are jt " Sartin'. He ain't the kind to atan'
are! 'round and be shot at withoutshootin' back.
l ,+, No, sir." t�
1 "Why, man, you don't mean to tell me
yon are deliberately going down to Erin to
kill or be killed !' I exclliimed, almost over-
"
by his coolness„ ,
" I ain't gwine for nothin' else ! " he re-
" I plied, " Ae I tel' yon, I've stood him as
so i long as I kin, and somebody has got to
le i ddrahi� Mebbe it'll be me., and mebbe it'll be
CIE
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rather than glass. Yet the prices are far
from extravagant, really good pieces being
within the reach of even a moderate purse,
and some excellent specimens can be bought
for lees than we are apt to pay for goods of
far leas valve.
Dent's for Decorators.
Don't let the fashion of the hour override
yorr common tense, not to epeak of your
taste and judgment, in arranging your
apartments
Don't put extra heavy drapery in email
rooms.
Don't overload your rooms with furniture
and brie a-brac.
Don't place an easel, with a large picture
thereon, in the middle, of the parlor ticor.
Don't have a big Chinese porcelain jar in
a room only four times the width of the jar.
Don't use a table lamp of herculean pro-
portions on a small table, or in a small room.
Give the eye epace as well as the lungs.
Space in the centre of the room is as
precious as the moat costly piece of fur-
niture, for it enriches all the furnishings.
With the Housewife.
A judicious cookalways puts a butter
paper on the bottom of the tins in which
she bakes layer cake. She raja that in this
way she avoids anxiety.
• A nice dish can be made of celery in this
way : Stew till tender, pour over it a half
pint of cream ; after you have put the celery
into a baking dish cover it with bread
crumbs and little bite of butter ; bake about
20 minutes.
Always pack the freezer before putting in
the mixture to be frozen.
Chicken should be washed with hot water,
one dish of hot water will cleanse more than
a continued soaking in cold.
An .extravagant cook recommends fried
bananas for a luncheon dish. She first
poursoverthem the juice of orangea or pine-
apples.
A good dish for a convalescent is made by
chopping some oysters fine, and stewing
them in a little water, then add cream, pep-
per and salt and pour over toast.
Sunday School Methods.
Mrs. Kate Gannett Wells, at a meeting
of tee Unitarian Sunday School Union ,in
Boston, the other evening, " gave a raking
criticism" of the method of teaching row
employed in Sunday „schools, according to
our esteemed contemporary, the Boston
Herald. She said she was heartily tired of
the sentiment and religion as taught there.
The ethical side is what ought to be culti-
vated. The mere study of the biblical text
and golden rules is nothing. It'. -drives
children away rather than attracls them.
It is hard enough Lo get children to come
to Sunday school now, as it. is. It is a
ministerial delusion that they like to come.
Put in good teachere-intellectual teachers
-that can handle the subject as it deserves,
and bring the children to a love of God that
shall be hating.
Immigrant Children.
Canrdidn Pri.+on Sunday, a Toronto pub-
lication, nays : " In answer to •a letter of
inquiry, the Secretary of the Interior in-
forms ns that, during the year 1891, orphan
and other children brought to Canada by
Dr. Barnardo and •others totalled 3,41e, ,> nd
that for the last ten years there was a grand
total of 21,744, all of whom, we Believe,
were settled in the Dominion. Nearly
22,000 is ten years ! And, so far as we
can learn, without any proper 'anpervieinn
or overnight. To whom shall we look for
the remedy
A Garman authority Bayo that almost a
third of ail humanity..that is, t00,00i),0Ot)
speak the Chinese language. The H+niioe
language is. spoken 1,y more than 100,00o 000,
the Russian by more than 80,000,000, the
German by 57, 000,000; and the Spanish by
48,000,000. Of the Edropean languages the
French is fifth in £lice.
A man who Btu IRS points tial a that a
needle is one of the Most persistent forces
he has nen- It always has an eye open for
business. and invariably carries its point.
A physician asserts thai yawning is he ter
exercise than dnmbeila. This may exp:ain
why churchgoers always have such a rave
enous appetite after a long sermon.
A Scotchman who had long served un;ier
Garibaldi came home with a red jicl.c•t:.
One summer he was walking through a ti, 1,1
near Dumfries, when a l irge i,uiI went for
him and sent him Biting over the leelge.
As he picked himself up the bull se -eel on
the otter r side, putting ,sown hes head and
pawing the earth and roaring. The txari-
baldian mis-ook the- buIl's mean'.nc, and,
shaking his fist at i', he exc'aimc,l, with
great indignation : " Diane, ,0' ycer apcl-
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meant t, y b e l
i He put up his revolver, put on his spec-
tacles and had been reading a newspaper for
some time when we reached Erin. As the
train slackened up he picked up his shot
gun and went to the door. A minute later
he stepped out; on the platform and de-
scended, and just as he, left the last step
the'report of a gun was heard and he fell
in a /reap, shot through the head. The
" onery critter had got his message and
was on hand. As the train moved on I
asked the conductor for further particulars,
and he replied :
" They'll send the body home -that's all.
I told him how to work it, but he was pig-
headed. He oag"ht to have gone out of the
other door and fired under the der, but he
thought he knew it all and got left. Good
man he was, but dreadfully pig-headed.'_Ne w }ort, Herald.
The Calors of the ii=i -finita
The scene on the Castle Esplanade at
Edinburgh when the Princess Louise
presented the Argyll and' Sutherland High-
landers with new colors was singularly
striking�and picttiresgne, The occasion was
a memorable one. The colors that were
about to be retired commemorated the
peening away of the old order of things in
the regiment's history; and the closing scene
was carried out with fitting . impressiveness
and solemnity. As the Highlanders swung
through the old gateway from the Castle,
and were formed into line (*the Esplanade,
every one in the vast crowd of spectators
must have felt with Barns, that " a tide of
Scottiah prejudice had been poured along
his veins." Many of the historical and
romantic associations.. ; that gather
round Edinburgh ' are connected
with the Highland . clans : and
the Eeplanade, with the old Lawnmarket
stretching away from it, and the Castle
rock towering above, seemed a natural
background for a scene expressive of all
that is most inspiring in the country's mili-
tary history. The trooping of colors is at
all tinea an imposing ceremony, but on this
cecasion there -was a peculiar impresaf
ness about it. Round the new colors
dations cannot gather with the same gl
of loyal devotion which attends those of
and tattered and weather stained flags tha
have been borne through the thickest of th
fight. At the beat they can be but eymbo
and memorialsof past devotion d heroisin.
The sentiment may remain, but the strop
personal link must be broken. of
colors were borne aleft,, between the lines o
tthe regiment to the pipes playing a quic
march of "The Car pilells Are Coming,"
the patcion and fire of the Highland ra
seemed embodied in these faded rags..
Then as the wild strains of the pipes died
away, the band struck up " Auld Lang
Sy n.-,•' and slowly, solemnly, for the las
time the colors were carried past the regi
ment whose fortunes they had ahared and
whose endurance and devotion the •sym-
bolized- Men andofecera etood•I lie a re-
ment t-irned to stone ; but among the
rowd were many old soldiers who saluted
a the colot�, were • carried past to the most
laving of lel etraina. Then they were
furled, and after the new colors had been
onsecrated with fitting solemnity, and pre-
ented by the Princess Louise, they were
orne away, cased, and brought up in the
ear of the regiment, the new colors being
orne in front to the etrains of the National
nth(' W.
decision that was made some years
go, that colors should no longer be taken
to battle, was perhaps a wise one. It
rtainly was not arrived at without much
nsnitation with these moat capable 'of
ving an opinion. But when the then Sec-
tary for War anpounced in the House of
mmona, on July 29,h, feel, that, in
isegnetrce of the altered formation of
tack, and the extended range c f fire, the
tors shopld not, in future be taken with
e battalion on active service, but be left
the depot, an era in regimefeal life
asaed away which can never be revived.
be names on the old colors of the 9let-
runna, Orthee, Peninsula, Virniera, South
rica and others -are emhla / toed on the
w drags, and their memory will not die.
t the old personal devotion, stronger
an death, sacred as honor, must enter
n a new phase.—,�'arer.Iiy R" -lett.
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A singular story is going the rounds about
an interview between Canova., the Spanish
Republican, and Alfonse, the boy king.
The young sovereign was ill and Canovas
asked : " l -low is Alfonsito '•' (little
Alfonse. i The descendant of a long lire of
pricces looked at Canovas a moment and
made this kingfs- answer " To mamma, .I
am Alfonsito ; to thee, I am the King,"
Wben the Ring isrolder he may regret this
speech. Even a child may say things that
rankle long in the mind of a wise man.
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IA London Sep -$eraser That Will Edina
the Eiffel :Structure.
London is to Nave a tower that will
eclipse the famous Eiffel structure. The new
tower will be built by Sir, Edward Watkin
in a pleasure park of 1`_'0 acres between
Willesden and Harrow. The foundations,
which consist of immense blocks of con-
crete; have already been completed, their
cost being between: ,004„.d .$30i 0 4t
They go down nearly twenty feet below the
groned and should be capable of bearing any
weight placed upon them.
Sone ideaof the magnitude of the whole
undertaking may be gained from the state-
ment that the Eiffel tower. which is to be
surpassed by the Engliah structure, was
made of 7,500 teas of steel and iron, con-
sisting of 12,000 specially deigned pieces,
faateeed together with 2500,000 rivets.
The Engiixh tower is to be 130 feet higher
tear the Dench wonder.
The plan of the London tower provides
for a large landing stage that will aim_
modate 20,000 people, and in addition will
contain a dancing floor, stor2Le ani 1 refresh-
ment stands. Half way uthere will be
another landing stage. On the top of the
tower there will be an observatory and
rooms for scientific experiments
The pleasure grounds around the tower
will be fitted rip .for the most extensive
place of amusement in the world. Ad-
vantage is taken of a river marlin('
through :the estate to make an ornamental
lake, covering an area of Ste acres.
This is near the main entrance. In the
summer it will be used for boating, and
in the winter for curling and retiring.
A sufficient quantity of water is forced
up hill ' from the hke by a powerful ram
to form a reservoir, which supplies a very
large ornamental fountain. This fountain
has been completed. , Close by is a cricket
ground of seven acres. The whole area has
been leveled, well turfed and efficiently.
drained. On higher grounds workmen have
laid out winter ga-dens, in thelarge pavilion
of which entertainments are to be given:.,
The whole 120 acres will be opened to
the public early nett spring, although the
tower will not be completed until ten or
twelve menthe dater.
seenell,dT OF TOWERS.
SERVANT/3I\ GERMANY.
You'ye Gat so Consult the Government Re-
tayding loch.
Yon can't hire a servant girl in .Merlin
without going to the police, and even then
y ou have to make out t•wo statements. One
of these is for your landlord and the other
is for the police. They describe the girl
just as a passport does, giving her age,
size and the color of her eyes and hair
You have tostate where she came from,
and when she leaves you have to send in
another statement saying she has. gone.
If yon ray she is a good girl, and honest
and the reverse is true, and she goes some -
n here else and shows herself to be a • thief
you are liable to he fined for giving her a
false recommmmendatjon. This is the same
with all sorts of, servants, and a dishonest
person cannot get a place here ander false
pretence -e, nor, can a min here easily es-
cape the payment of his debts One of the
curious institutions of the city is an intelli-
gence office as it might be called, where
records of passports are kept, and where
you can go and find out just where any man
or woman is stopping. If John Smith, who
owes you a bill, moves to another part of
Berlin to escape you, you have only to go to
this efil o, and by paying a few cents yon
will get a report which will tell yon just
where he has lived in the city and where
you may find him at present There is no
chance for a men to escape or hide here, for
theargus ej-es of tate. Government are
always upon you. - N Y. Print.
WRECKED THE RAND.
A Political A atedotm Related about Cana-
dians. •
Tkis story was told during the camaig
by a Michigan oratcr.in defence of the ren
publican de,laratien that the tariff wa=
made to give the American producer an ad-
vantage over the foreign competitor :
' " A circus went over to Canada from
New England and at the first performance
the circus band placed ` Yankee Doodle.'
The Catadians wrecked the band and
tidied up the ring with the bandmaster.
Then they asked him why he had played
' Yankee Doodle.' `Because the horses
won't go round to any other tune,' the ::
bandmaster aid. "-X,
A Great Han'a Contempt for Titles.
None of Mr. Gladstone's admirable traits
and qualities as more notable or remarkable
than his disregard for rank and tine and the
full sympathy his family manifest with him
in this moat praitewc•rthy trait.. Alone
among all of England's great men he bears
no title and desires none. r-da.nd Lf ^der.
Peep of lQemery.
Scientists have diecovered that the mem•
ory is stronger in summer than in svineer.
Among the worst foes of the memory are
top much food, too much physical exercise,
and, strangely enough, too mach eiuca•tioa.
What We Are (•unman to.
Hobson -Ugh ! There s a mciise right
next your foot.
Mrs. 'Hobson (calmly) -The dear little
thing ! Go get me a piece of cheese, Fred-
eric, while I try to cateh it.
The remains c an unknewn man, rup-
posed to be from London, have been found
in a thicket near Claremont, Masa A
handkerchief in his pocket was marked "J.
Johnson." •
Newly -made bride -Mamma says see
does not think we will ever quarrel as she
and papa do. Groom -Never, dearest
" No ; she says you will be much easier to
manage than papa was."
A good etory is told cf a late Dnbl n
doctor, famous for • his skill and also his
great love of money. He- had a constant
and enriching patient in an eld shopkeeper
in Dame street. This old lady was terribly
rheumatic and unable to leave her eofa.
Daring the dux •er"s a isits stir kept a di.note
in her hand, which duly Brent into Dr.
C— s pecks°. One morning he found
her lying dead on the tufa. Sighing deeply,
the doc;cr appr»ichcd, and tak mg. her hand
in his he saw the ti^,;!•rs clese,l cn h:a fee.
" Prior thing,- he siud, as he pocketed it ;
" sensible to the kat ''
Emma Pyaebet a Repentance.
" What is it," he mused, " that makes life
worth the living 1
Is it endleee recei and spending or giving 1
Is it lollipops; gin$, hog and yachts/
Haring pennies to dropin allpobie dots 1
Is it ha.tle and get -Item, the genius fortrade
And commercial combines, by which fortunes
are mane I
1 never liked that. Was it luck or mishap
That a fortune without it fell into my lap 1
A bowlder of size has been rolled to the crown
Of a hill, I can start it and let it roll law ,
'It you., eet a --great trap and -within lily reach
bring it,
No doubt I fan jump on the bait -plate's: d
spring it.
But the question keeps pressing what fellow
geentaught---
Wh ueggh.'t! a trap shuts on—who is it that's •.
boI'm not sure, but at odd times I own I opine
That the limbs that I see held so firstly are
mine"
" Must 1 keep to the end of the' chapter, I
wonder,
This purposeless role of idealized rounder !
It is really' a good gift that snatches away
The motives for labor and substitutes play !
The fellovrs that do things and are el rigs
attain
Their lend with hard diScipline seasoned with
nein ;
Their characters grow by the An- of endeavor
That ,eizes on time as a slice of forever..
1 t begins j;,, t a.little to g t through my head
Why baa ave Seer of Galilee meant whet he
To that opulent youth who disliked his advice
And went off disconcerted to pause and think
twaee-
lithe spirt'. the man, wha: in thunder's the
u�e
Of indulg.i:.g the sena-s with rains so profuse, °
If the more: you indulge them the harder it is
For the spirit to get what is lawfully his !
" Not the best behersed drag can keep up very
'far
With -a tuppenny c r't tha' is hitched to a etar.
Having fun with one's moneys a good thing
to do,
But how about letting it have fun with you 1
Mine shall serve, not possess ; and unless 1 can
keep
My place Foul end upward, on top of my heap.
I vow that by way my defeat to ae.knowledge
1"11 dump the whole pilo on a Methodist col-
lege."
—EI'C.-t,•? S. fartia, in Zkcc,th, - SalZ.terS,
Metres Comet.
Ho ! ail ye festive sons Of men
So prone to bluff and Winder
Who wank the earth with trifling kf,
And gaze with little wonder
Into tFc siarry vault by night
Bestud like madam's bonnet
With everything to catch the sight—
. And now conies Biela's comet
You've Cha fined the lghtnirg to yottr• ears,
- The wind is used forpumpmg.
And both are very prone to Jars
Which start your heart to thumping ;
And here a roa-al roustabout,
A recklgis heavenly rover,
Who prorni o to knock yon out,
And Lpour prospects over.
ASA still it's onsaible that men
With wond'ro s greed for plunder,
May toy to grasp its tailand when
They're pulled the vault asunder,
They'll nick up stars and rainbow ch:i t,
And try, with dreadful malice, •
To steal the very paint which tips
Aurora 'borealis.
A bare suggastion let me make,
And place its claims before you,
Lest your be found by stone mistake
To let this court' o'er Son ;
Have tire protection all c mblete,
With double pressure on it,
And a the thing dr. ps in your beat,
Put oat the mwieley comet.
A Guide to Matrimony
The right kind of candy ; the right k'itd a if,
nerve ;
A carriage kept handy ; good dinner's to serve;
A thearre party ; the jeweler sgold ;
A mien blithe and hearty --a trine tido bold
The right ,kind of chatting ; the right kind of
sense -
The joke that sets laughing ; the ardor in=
tense -
With thee'l;ttle trifles any man can
Win love—if he's really the right kind of man.
—Utica/go News.
HAD TO INSIST.
Requirements of the RCtchen Qneea Litt
Detroit Ronsehotds.
The queenly creature sent by theintelli-
gence offiee expressed herself as satisfied
with $6 a week, with 'aiternate evenings to
herself and the privilege of utilizing the
front parlor tor the reception of company.
A k.ok of ineffable calm pervaded her
c bun`cnacee.
" There ;s one thingmore," she pleasantly,
observed, " of which I imagine it is no;,
necessary ler tne to speak. I-"
She cleared heraraowy throat.
"-assume that your husband-"
The lady of the house knit her brows
anxiou*ly.'
"-builds the fire in the morning_"
A sigh of relief escaped the lips of the
certairly !" she cordially rejoined.
" Yes, indeed,"
The gncenly creanture expects/ as much
as a matter of course.
a• I
ani geeing s:," she conLir:ned,
" is to insist that I e n.0 -t never use kero-
sene oil to kindie e i;h. I cermet tolerate
such careiea>ne•s.
Leftr'.F then she murmured an an •evoir
and depa::e 1, promisees to return for duty
the text day. -Darr Tri rune.
Mother -I thought I noticed John's arm
around yeti bees night. Daughter -There,
now, I- w. s ri.:tit. Metner-How right?
Daughter-Ito:l him sornebody wouli be
sure to ao_ice it_
•
Cla-a ttishir•g for a co-npli:nent)-411is is
your :curtn fiance with me. Why don't you
dance with eon•,e ether girls ? Charlie --
Wee, rhe `act is I dance so, badly that I
hate to ask :.nem.
etas `eeemen.-Were you ever disap-
pointed m :ave? Eligibl' widower -Two
and a half times. Mi,s Sentioient-Two
and a It .1f times ! Elrgtbie widower -Yes
talcs riarrie'c.kkand once r_je;e,d,
Mrs. B ;zleton-What si tell map that
Mr. Van Waffle is Mrs. Wort za i file-- Yee,
he is very tali, indeed. Nita. . B;:zzle:on-
Well, I should like to see hien at ha best.
I heard h:m tell Sir. 11. aecton that he was
a little short this evening.
Rev. 1)r. Taylor, who lately retired
from the pulpit of the Rroc,'.0-ay Tabernacle
in New Yore, appears to hive been pretty
vet:l card for by his lt,v,rg congregation.
It has increased the end+•o ment life po'i:y
which was to he paid, so -.Sao lir. Tether
wi'1 tc ci.c
„5:141,0i() in is.::, and it bit e'a-o
vote.: r,, trust a him•pest
or i:-ieri:u9 ueh a
sa:arc of eN5,t4't) a year.
I'a-he:--I know a g'ri e:; r marr-e-i a
;etc -iian. Mr -e- F<_rker-- M.:e. ! blow
o+...? rhe?. Parker,—;t—e' was Cr Peso°
herself.
Mistress ,)ane, Wiij,i inforn-.s r,.' that I ` not ren wheeze- a-?•n:•lk ttraereet
my hiis.,i,..1 ,?Fr,1 yen vestet,iay. • .Tune— 1 -b'' t'+ <<a n; to 1.1 ti. ;ro y,,u r a :: iorri,
Oh, the' all right, ma'am ; I've got need 1 ' : , ' '• No.; lee. e.. t re -e,
;he tai' 15
to it now
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