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Lucknow Sentinel, 1892-03-25, Page 311.1••••••••,P.1.01.1111.110•12.Y*1111.01001. ..110.1..111.10.010.".11.0=1. DOMINION PARLIAMENT. Mr. Speaker announced that- he had re- ceived from the Supreme Court„of Now Brunswick notice of the decision in the Queen's, N. B., case, awarding the seat to Mr. Geo. F. Baird in place of Mr. G. G. King, and that the return had been amended accordingly. At the seine time Mr. Speaker annomiced the receipt of the returns of the election of Mr. John Hearn in Quebec West and Mr. Joseph Girouard in Two Mountains. Mr. Forbes, Queen's, N. S., was intro- duced by Mr. Laurier and Mr. Flint, and was applauded by the members of the Oppo- sition. Mr. Tupper presented a bill to amend the Act to encourage the development of sea fisheries and the building of fishing vessels. The bill to amend the Scott Act was read a first time. Mr. Flint presented a bill to amend the Canada Teinperance Act, explainIng that it was similar to the bill he introduced last year. Mr. Kaulbitch asked when will copies of all the correspondence relative to the New- foundland Bait Act be laid on the table of the House; what position has the Govern- ment of Canada taken to induce the Govern meht of Newfoundland to suspend theopera- tion of the said Act against Canada and Canadian fishermen ?- Mr. Tupper replied that the correspond- ence would be laid upon the table as soon as an answer could be obtained from Her Majesty's Government as to part • of it giving authority to include it in that laid before the House. Mr. Mills called the attention of the House to the fact that the return moved for with reference to Mr. Speaker's warrants regarding elections was not complete. The date of the receipt of the voters' list, it seemed to him, ought to be given. Sir John Thompson said the reason for the delay required to be shown by the de- ' partments. The papers would be laid be- fore the House. Mr. Landerkin asked when, the voters' lists would be printed. Sir John Thompson said they would be ready in two or three days. Sir John Thompson introduced a bill in- tituled an Act respecting the Criminal Law, which, he said, was- substantially the, same as that introduced last session, and which he would more fully explain on the second reading. Mr. Bowel' introduced a bill relating to salvage and wrecking. He explained that it was somewhat similar to the one intro- duced two sessions ago by the member tor Frontenac, with additions made by those gentlemen who opposed the former bill. It gives the right to Americans to wreck and salvage and also to tow in Canadian waters. Its provisions were on the same line as the one introduced by the American Govern- nient, which -gave the same •right to • the Canadians in American waters as were ac- corded to Americans in our waters. ' Mr. Tupper introduced a bill to amend the Fisheries Act He said its main ob- ject Was to provide for placing the lobster fishery under license. • Mr. Tupper presented a bin respecting fishing vessels of the United States. This, he said, was an old friend, and related to the mothis viveiidi. Hitherto there had been introduced annually as bill to renew the modus vivendi, but it was proposed now to give the Governor -General -in -Council power to issue annual licenses to American fishing vessels. • Mr. Tupper presented a bill respecting the Department of Marine and Fisheries. The object of the biji was to unite the two branches of the department under one dep- uty head as formerly. Mr. Mills—To undo what you did. Mr. Tupper—I am not ashamed to'say that the Government is prepared to rectify any mistakes it makes. Mr. Laurier—That is a serious job. Mr. O'Brien asked leave to lint a question to the Finance Minister. Reread a despatch from Hamburg, Germany, dated February 25th, to the effect .that on appeal to the German Minister of Finance it had been de- cided that the most favored nation clause in the treaty -between Britain and the German Zollverein applied in its entirety to all British colonies and dependencies. Mr. )'Brien desired to know' if the statements •nade in the despatch were correct. Mr. Foster—The extract the hon. gen- tleman has read seems to he a Satisfactory answer to that question, if we may rely upon that telegram, as I think we -may. If the hon. gentleman will look at the treaty between Britain and the German Zollverein he will find one of its articles declares that every favor in the tariff duties—importa- tion or exportation duties which one of the parties to the treaty concedes to a third party shall be immediately and uncondi- tionally conceded to the other party to the treaty. Another article provides -that this treaty includes all dependencies of Great Britain. These two together, I think, make it Certain that the information myhon. friend has read is simply the correct reading of the treaty. Mr. Speaker said he had received a certi- ficate of the election of Mr. J. C. Patterson as member for West,Huron. Mr. Hughes moved for an order of the House showing the total quantity of flour exported to Newfoundland in 1890 and 1891, the law'of Newfoundland relating' to the same e the total quantities of Canadian cattle, beef, pork, hogs and cheese exported to Newfoundland during the same period ; and also for an order for a return of, the correspondence showing the action of the Canadian Gevernmout to secure the admis- sion of Canadian flour to Newfoundland under fair regulations. Mr. Mills said the motion, as it sstood, authorized the Government only to bring down the communications from the Cana- dian Government. It would be desirable that, the correspondence of the Newfound- land Government should also be laid before the House. Mr. Tupper stated that this motion was practically covered by one adopted last session. All the correspondence touching the flour duties would be comniunicated, with that dealing with the fisheries. Mr. Mills moved that a map :of the Dominion be laid upon, the table showing the boundaries of the townships, • counties, and electoral divisions in each province and the nutpber of votes polled in each township for each - jslLdte at the general election in March, 1891. He explained that hie object was to have this map before the, House so that when the Redistribution Bill came before them it could be discussed more intern - sandy; Sir John Thompson said that he thought It would be difficult to ascertain the vote by townships, as in some cases the polling divieion might be made up of parts of two° townehips. Besides this, there were PrOl- vinces, as New Brunswick, where .the division was not made in the form of town- ships. Special inforniation could behad in the form of schedules. The motion was carried. Mr. Tupper presented a bill to amend the Steamboat Inspection Act. He explained that the changetawere such as were veede necessary by changes in construction oF by practical difficulties arising under the pre- vious system. Of the changes, one was to make the bill cover not only steamers, but also vessels propelled by electricity, naph- tha, etc. The bill would provide for the raising of a part of the revenue ,from the owners of such vessels. Sir Hector Langevin moved for papers respecting the northwestern, northern and eaetern boundaries of the Province of Que- bec received or passed during the lest five years and not already laid before the House, together with all reports of surveys or ex. plorations ordered therein by the Govern- ment of Canada during the same period. Mr. Dewdney said he had no abjection to bringing down the papers asked for. • Sir John Thompson said it must be re- membered that the boundary of Ontario was not entirely settled by the Committee of the Privy Council; which left undeter- mined a very considerable portion of that boundary. This Parliament had concluded that the boundary was to follow as much as possible their decision. A resolution- of the Quebec Legislature asserted as a right that the northerly boundary should be she 52nd parallel, but when the Dominion Gov- ernment met the delegatee from, Quebec the Government of the former were not pre- pared to admit that East Main River should be the northern boundary, If that river were followed to its source, it would em- brace in the Province of Quebec far more than' it was entitled to as a matter of right. • Mr. Mills did not understand from the ebservationenddressed lo the Home whether the Government was prepared to deal with the question at the present time or if the information required was at present inthe -possession of thc Government. He did not ' think there was any ground for contending that the height of land near East Maine River was at .any time regarded by legal, authority ai)the proper boundary between the two Provinces. Nor was he prepared to admit that Ontario was enlarged by the de- cision of the Privy Council. On the con- trary, its' oundary was greatly restricted by that decision. In /10 period o English history, in no State paper, did England ad- mit that the height of laud was the natural boundary. If the contention of s ie hon. member for Three Rivers was sustained the Provinceof Quebec would -receive sin ad- dition to its northwestern territory, while it would ose land now inchided within its northeasterly boundary. The motion was carried. Mr. McMullen asked the Minister of Finance when the Auditor -General's report would he brought einem. Mr. Foseer—Beforo a great whiles The reason of the delay is because, it is exceed- ingly bulky this year Mr. Wm. Bennett, thenewly-elected mem- ber for East Simcoe, wasintroduced, by Mr. Bowell and Mr, Haggart. The following bills were introduced and read a first time: Respecting the Grand Trunk Railway Coinpany.—Mr. Tisdale. Respecting certain railway works in the city of Toronto.—Mr. Denison. Respecting the Boiler Insurance•Company of Canada.—Mr. Coatsworth. , A bill to further amend the Act to' en- courage the development of sea fisheries and the building of fishing vessels, introduced by Mr.,TiipPer, was read a second time. • • Mr. Reid moved for papers respecting the new channel in Calops Rapids, with the reports of the engineers as to the striking of the steamer Traveller, the reports of the engineers sent to investigate the channel, etc. He said that the Government had spent about half a million dollars to make the channel 200 feet wide and 17 feet deep. Of the sum paid about $190,000, as he un- derstood, was for extras, and another claim • for extras was laid before the department, but the new channel was not used until Oc- tober, 1889, when the north channel was blocked up by the barge Condor running aground. The steamer Traveller, With a raft in tew, corning down immediately thereafter, was compelled to take the new channel. She stuck, and was struck in the • stern by the raft, which passed her, turned her round, and towed her down the rapids stern foremost. Formerly there was nine feet of water in this channel, and ain.ce the. operations under the Government there is only four or five feet, the rocks not having been /taken out, or having been allowed to fall back into the -channel. He,read news- paper reports and interviews intended to show that the channel was such as to accent modate the largest vessels on the river, aid brought forward facts which, he contended, proved the contrery to be the case. He declared that the new _channel was one of themeanest channels on any Cana- dian river. et1 Mr. •Haggart saidthat while the report of the engineers sheekd that the expectatione as to the result of the work had not been fulfilled,still there was water enough (about 15 feet) to accommodate any vessel navigat- ing the canals: The difficulty seemed to be that there was a side current, so that 'though steamers could go down, tows, not being under such control, were driven upon the rocks. The only claim for extras was one now before the department and under con- sideration. There was no objection to bringing down the papers. The House adjourned at 4,o'clock. The seven wonders of Arne1;coe are classed as follows : Niagara Falls, Yellow- stone Park, Mammoth Cave, the Canyons and Garden of the Gods, Colorado ; the giant trees, California ; the natural bridge, .Virginia ; and the Yosemite Valley. Sir Arthur Sullivan is getting on fast w4th his new comic opera, written to Mr. Sy& ey Grundy's libretto. Oscar Wilde's new play, " Lady Winder- mere's Fan," produced last week in London, is said to abound in riAky lines. .It isnalcuIated. that every 10 days of Iornlon fog eastm 25,000 people on beds of lances, and kills '2,500. ..11.111111.1m.1.140161111,1111,11/0, 4.0.••••100.011.11.0.11•101111111.1.1,1111111. • • . • WAS SHE KISSED? A. Young Lady's Oharge Against a Toronto Dentist. THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STORY, James C. Bates, a deutiet, who lives at 295 Adelaide street west, Toronto, and whose office is at 264 Yonge street, was not what could be called a happy man last night, says the Empire. He was yesterday afternoon served with a summons command- ing his attendance at the police court to- day to answer a charge of common assault preferred against him by Mies Lena B. Greeley, a bookkeeper, who lives with her parents at 330 Sackville street. She tells a story which, if true, will cause her alleged assailant considerable trouble. The young lady, who is a namesake of ,the famous Horace, says she went to Mr. Bates' office on Tuesday forenoon for the purpose of having some teeth pulled. When Bates was about to perform the operation, she says, he told her it would be better if she unbuttoned her dress and loosened her corsage so that her breathing would not be interfered With. This seemed to Miss Greeley such an extraordinary sug- gestion that it caused her to become sus- picions and she refused -to comply. The dentist, she says, thenthrew his arms around her waist, and, though she made a desperate resistance, he ' impressed several kieses -upon her unwilling lips. At last she succeeded in extricating hereelf from the powerful graep orhis long, strong arms and raised such an alarm as to attract the at- tention of her brother, a 17 -year-old youth, and a young lady friend, who aocompanied her to the teeth extractor's office. They called in the assistance of a policeman, but the officer did not find the man when a search of the premises was made. , This is the girl's version of the affair, but there are always two sides to a story, and this one is no exception to the rule. , The alleged oscillator was seen last night by the Empire at his house in Adelaide street vg est. When asked to make a statement Mr. Bates said : "1 had an appointment with Miss Greeley at 10 o'clock on Tuesday Morning. She did not put in an appearance at the ap- pointed time, and while I was waiting for her another/ patient came in and, occupied the chair until 12 o'clock. Meanwhile Miss Greeley arrived, and as soon as I was die-. engaged she got into -the operating chair. I then discovered that it was dinner time, and as I had some distance to go and the lady did not come when she promised to, I considered it was only fair that she should wait until some More convenient time. ' I had no sooner told her so than she jumped up, and, in a lon'd voice, insisted thao • I should 'perform the operation at once. I refused, and she' took her ,departure With her friends. She met a policeman, and I suppose. told. him what she has sworn to in the information. I do not understand it at all. I most emphatically deny the whole thing, and I suppose it is an attempt to extort money from me." • Dr. Bates has secured the services of e. lawyer. The case will come up. before Mr. Baxter today. At the Toronto Police Court yesterday when J. C. Bates, the Young street dentist, was called to auswer the charge of having attempted to take improper liberties with Lena Greeley, a young girl living -withher parents at No. 330 Sackville street, Mr. Sutherland answered for Bates and stated that the case had been aettled out of court. As none of the witnesses were present the case was left in abeyance. Mr. Currie, County Crown Attorney, wished to with the charge of coinmon assault and ha,ve-a-waerant,issued -charging Bates- w-ith indecent assault, but it was agreed that this could not be done, so'the case was left over till it was found what action could be taken under the circumstances. • It was rumored last night that,Mr. Bates had left the city, but he was still at his -home, No. 295 Adelaide street west at 1.30 o'clock this morning when an Empire re- porter called at his house to verify a state- ment tha,t he had apologized to the young lady. ViDAT HATrilis farkS. The Senate Grannies to consider a Tilson- burg Divorce Petition: • The petition of Hattie Adele Harrison; of Tilsonburg, for the relief of whom . there is a divorce bill to he introduced in the Senate during the present session, was presented in the Renee yesterday by Mr. 'Tisdale. It states that in September, 1889e she was married at the residence of eller. fathere E. D. Tilson, in Tilsonburg, to Henry Bailey Harrison, Who was a telegraph Operator in the House of Commons last session, but whose present place of residence, supposed to be somewhere in the ,United . States, is now unknown. In July, 1890, she was compelled, on account • of her husband's drunkenness and irregular life and his cruelty. to her, to leave him and return to her parents. There are three children, the result ort he marriage. In August last, in Ottawa, Harrison' was married to Florence - Beaton, with whom he lived only ten days, when his former -marriage became known here and he left Ottawa suddenly. In her prayer for divorce his wife claims the cus- tody of her three children. Three Kinds of Fakirs. Toronto : Toronto is a great town for fakirs, and these fakirs always take advantage of it—when they know it, and by this time they all do. It does not matter whether they are of the religious build, who manage to get into respectable pulpits ; or reformed tempelance cranks, who think they have a holy mission to perform and a commission to stuff their pockets with Can- adian bills ; or pugs, who do most of their fighting with their mouths and through the so-called sporting columns of some news- papere. These three classes make a strange medley, but they're all the satne, and some more might be added—such as street corner corn doctors and pullers of teeth. Digby Bell six months ago offered $100 for the best topical song, and it took him until last week to read all of ,the matter submit' ted to him. There were nearly :3,000 con- testants. • She—I was reading to -day of a lady 'who proposed to a gentleman. Hee-This is leap year, you know. She ---I know it, but I don't .want a husband who has to be pro- posed to you are notea, mati of that kind, I am certain. Ife—N- no er -. will you have me, Jennie' She—This is so 'sudden. • .41 allirorararasuntommwscommtwommtb - TEA TABLE GOSSIP. ra1k-oho itwbinenbeisg itighty ! Lek& at bank cashiers. —Rose Elizabeth Cleveland has gone to Egypt to hunt for materials fora book. , —A never -to -be -worn-out quality of drees goods for school girls is Scotch cloth in tweeds or Mixtures.- The man wit too devoid of aim To make the least advance Is sure to be the first to claim He never had a chance. Now doth the crafty woodsman The sorghum sugar buy, And with fresh maple syrup Unte the city hie. •• —Don't remain under the fatal and absurd impression that our advertisements won't stir your business up. They will. We can : Put you in the lead. Make people talk about you. Turn the tide of trade. Give you the • inside track. And boom' things generally. These ads. cost but a trifle. - Their results are anything but trifling. —Egotism is a man withbnt a collar carry ing a gold -headed cane. —He that is little in his on eyes, will not be troubled to be thought so in °there. —If every man was as big as he feels there wouldn't be standing room in this country. —" Take away women," asks a eC,riter, "and what would follow ?" That's easy. The men. '—" Wanted, by a young gentleman, a situation as son-in-law in a a quiet respect- able family."—L'Ami de la liaison. , A woman might a secret keep, And safe for ver lock it, If she would only think to put " The secret in. her pocket. —The most careful man in the world was about to ba hanged recently—we forget for what crime. Before stepping on to the platform he inquired anxiously, "Is it safe ?" —The man who tried to please everybody generally has a contempt for himself. —4, man's contempt for a coquette is always mingled with pity for_some other fellows. FOUR w's. Whoever you are, be noble, Whatever you do, do well ,•' Whenever you speak, speak kindly, • Give joy wherever you , —"You know that I love you," she saiS, "then why not give me time to consider before I name the day." "That's all right enoueh," he said, gloomiy, "but I've lost three girls that way already." —We giye, oats to a strong, vigorous Percheron horsewith self-assurance of re-• turning profit. We feed a worthless Cur out of sympathy for his hunger, or to be rid of his offensive whine. Newspapers are pretty well illustrated by the horse and -the dog. The worthless ones make the most noise. We place an "ad." in one on business prin- ciples, with confidence in profitable returns. In the other—as we fling bread to the whin- ing dog—out of charity or "to get rid of 'em." It's a matter Of business end profit vs. sentiment and peace. The cost is about the Same, and wehught to have our choice. But loss from feeding worthless curs is no argniment against profitable horse breeding. Neither should failure from advertieing in worthless papers be construed into an argu- ment against the value of printers' ink. —Brooklyn has one saloon to/ every 225 persons.. '---7The Empress of Austria is 54. • —Tennyson is a novel -reading fiend. —The late Sir William White spo twenty-eight languages. . —There are 3,064 languages in the world and more, than 1,000 religions. —In Frances deaths outnumber births. GIBSON'S BILL. Society Men Want Changes Made in the Fri enully Societies 8111. A deputation 'of representatives of benevo- lent and friendly societies consisting of Messrs. Joseph Tait, M. P.E. F. Clarke, M. P. P., A. F. Campbell, M. P. P., Pr. Oronhyatekha, John A. McGillivray, A. J. Patterson, W. F. Montague,J. Al iller, J. B. Leubsdorf, Dr. 'Itlilinan, D. Rose, J. A. McMurtry, D. F. McWa tt, W. W. Buchanan, Dr. B. E. McKenzie and others waited upon Mr. Gibson at Toronto yesterday afternoon, with reference to the bill respecting in- surance companies. Among the changes they wanted in the bill war that a substan- tial deposit should be required in case - when a'special audit beceeise of fraud Is de, mended. They strongly itobjected to the section requiring the' terms and corsditions of an insut•ance contfact to be set out on the face or back of the instrument/forming the contract, stating that inch 'conditions were , embodied in ,.the constitutions of the vedette societies and were generally too long to he so printed. Mr. Gibson,• however, steel; to the princi- ple that the essence Of the condition at least must be so printed. The deputation wae relieved to learn that the eections requiring all insurance agents to bo registered did not apply to friendly -societies: Stroug objec- tion was raised to the section which provides that no forfeiture of beneti t shall be incurred by reason of default in poking any contribt- thin or assessment, except annual, semi- annual or quarterly dues, which are payable at fixed dates, until after written not* has been delivered to the member in fault. ' One membeieof the deputation remarked that this bection would break up all friendly societies within five years. Another claimed that if theeclauSe went in bd. forcespeculators would buy up lapsed claims and involve the societies in no end of litigation. jThe depu- tation also discussed a number of other sec- tions and agreed to put their views in writing for consideration by the Govern- ment. A Bright Boy. It was on a trolley and the boy wanted to turn rouild and Idok ont of the window. "Johnny," said his mother, "if you don't sit still, I shall punish you." "You'd better not,' ansenered Johnny, "'cause if you do I'll tell the conductor you ought to have paid full fare for me." The landed surface of the northern hemisphere is about 44,000,000, -square miles, as against 16,000,000 square miles embraced by tife southern heniisphere. Young Mr. Bunn—May 1 eall upon you, Miss Munn.? Miss: Munn—Oh, yen,. Mr. Minn. 1 suppose we really ought to mcetify ourselves somewhat during Lent. ' * Tbe IIlJnge Druggist. After Longfellow (a long way after.) Within his -cern& Stoterdom-bright The village druggist stands, With threadbare coat, reeeated pants, And thin and bony hands; Ana the bottles ox the shelves arrayed. Are girt wi_th golden bands. With hungry eyes and famished look He gazeth toward the door. Lon bag for a liberal custom --r Who will increase the store Of nickels in his money drawer, At least one nickel more. His hair is thin and gray and short, His face is pinched and wan; Thought sits enthroned upon hist brow, • He sells whate'er he ()'.n; (at cut. rate) And stares the whole world in the face, For he is a hard up man. Week in, week out, from morn till night, You can see him standing there; You can hear him sigh his heavy sighs, The measure of de -pair; Lack -lustre eye ,nd shrunken form All tell of want and care. The children coming home from school' Drop in at the open doof ; They love to, beg for almanacs And picture cards galore. They make life for .that pill peeaaer One long continual bore. On Sunday he neer goes to church, His store he must attend; He never hears a sennon, or hinks of his latter end— From store to meals, from meals to store, His footstepa always tend. 4 -- Toiling, sorrowing, .offering (from cut rates), Onward through lifo he goes: Each morning sees the same old grind, Eaeh eve increasing woes, Till finally he tumbh•s oft' his perch, And finds at last repose. Good-bye, God Bless You. Eugene Field.) I like the Anglo-Saxon speech With its direct revealings, It takes a hold, and seems to reach Far down into your feelings; That some folks deem it rude I know, And therefore they abuse it; But I have never found it so, Before all else I choose it. I don't ebjeet fat men should air The Gallic they have paid for, With "Au revoir," " Adieu, ma chere," For that's what French was made for; But when a crony takes your hand At parting to addre s you, He drops all foreign lingo, and He says: "Good-bye, God bless you!" This seems to be a sacred phraFe With reverence, impassioned; A.-thiug cinne down from righteous dayS. Quaintly, but nobly fashioned, It well becomeS an honest face, A voice that's round and cheerful; It stays the sturdy in his place, And soothes the weak and fearful; Into the portals of the ears It steals with subtle unction, And in your -heart of hearts appears To Work its greatest function; ' And all day long with pleasing song It lingers to caress you; I'm sure no human heart goes wrong That's told "Good-bYe, God bless you!' In Lent. My Angelice erstwhile in lace and pearls, Danced, smiled and flirted all the whole night through, The maddest minx and merriest of girls; With wieked flashes in her eyes of blue; But now she's east aside her gowns or gauze. Retires each night When early church bells .chime;• Reads history, and thinks, and sews, because ' It is the proper thing in Lenten time. , She goes each morning early to the church With eyes demure under her dotted veil, In frock subdued, ike a brown bird a-percb, Prime, pretty, quiet and a trifle pale; She reads the service from a little book, Whispers a silent prayer—ah, not in vain ! With such a tender, sweet, religious look, Beneath dim sunbeams through the chancel pane. Lovelier she looks than when 'neath candle We strolled together from he music's blare, When, as we waltzed, I whispered to her low And felt the fragrance from her nut brown hair. That saintly droop becomes her pretty eyes, She looks quite well in sparrow brown arrayed, For though it's all a dainty sacrifice Be sure her sackcloth gown is tailor made. Ah, Angelice ! send up one little prayer For one who stands without theiron gate Watching each dav to see you passing there, As erring ones on pitying angels wait. Pray hat your heart may know—as your eyes see— The one who's loved you through the winter's rime. Give but yourself, sweet little saint, to me= 'Twould be a gracious act in Lenten time. —Kate Masterson. Crazy Business Wien. An eminent expert on insanity told, while giving evidence in the Field case in New York, of a patient -of his who had made something likea million dollars during a period of his life when he was . undoubtedly ini3ane. The doator even wenefurther, and told the. jury that he hadknown a great many lunatics who were still in active busi- ness 'and who had been marvellously eue- cessful financially. This opensup a wide ranee of thought. Perhaps half the poli- tician, Ministers ef certain sensational characteristics, and social reformers of pro- nounced views are all as mad and restless as the March winds. 1 The Law's Delay. Lawyer ---:.Hurrah ! Let me congretulate you. You arc the luckiest of -mortals. Thanks to my skill, I have obtained a judg- ment in your favor in the Supreme Court. Client—After nine long years. " But, my dear fellow, better late than never." " How Much do I get ?" asked the client anxiously, " The court decrees that You shall receive $2,000. The costs and my fee will amount to only $3,000, so that all you will have ' to pay me is $1,000." " Merciful heavens ! and I must lose my money, besides ?". . " Of course you lose your money, but console yourself—you have gained your case. You. can't expect to gain everything." 4 ?dial' Glels Propose o "A speculative bachelor" has written a book to answer the question, "Shall Girls Propose?" He takes the affirmative, and declares there is no sense in a custom which permits a stupid man to propose marriage to a clover woman and debars his brilliant sister from expressing her preference. That women have proposed is asserted, and Queen Victoria., Mme, De Lesseps, Pat ti .13aroness Bu rde tt• Con tt s and Mrs.. Hopkins:Searles are cited as illustra- tipns. —Indionapblig Journal. We send no missionaries to the wealthy, although the conversion of money to some- thing else is the easiest thing in the world. .lay Gould's minister says he doesn't know how Jay gets his money, and he doesn't care about Pueationing him about t he fractional $10,000 of it. he line given to the church. 0