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4 Wir YO* despatch 0?,10'.tho SunPk):
Fornearly a Month newspaper s all over thin
• country - baYtt beenreprinting.an artiOle
vriatien by Col; John F. sACtnea for th
•., October number of tho "North American.
Relieve." It was the g oat authoritative as
1°14as, tho intaranting article thathad
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appeared regarding Dr. Leslie E.
. ,r8biqh14:40e of gold caroler driinken-
*ewe It Wan Written by a, man of unusual
le.lii!t7tyararlio frankly eenUesede that shrhad
for years been; subject to attacks of drunken -
and who proclaimed the efficacy of the
0,nee. Col, Mines began a prolonged. !spree
s ten days ago. He was found drunk in the
. 4• gutter on Wednesday last, was committed
• • to the workhouse on Blackwell's Island? and
• 't died there yesterday morning. There are
reports of a relapse by another New York
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• ,• that 0., gold euro does not profess to in- omitted in his revelations -from fear of the
Mire a patient against a relapse, but pro- Gladstonians, and while publicly canting
fesses to eensove the appetite for alcohol, morality he was privately willing to spit
• leaving it to be acquired again if the patient upon its ThSi Pamellites did consent to
• 413.4008eS, Mr. Parnell's retirement, because they
A. Chicago despatch says : Dr. L. S. knew it would have been le sham re-
Maiareoae of the most prominent citizens tirement. They. challenge O'Brien to
cf Chicago, and the builder of the well- ublish Parnell's letter noa . in these
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otnAL moon.
A POI* cabbe Bays: John Redmond, and
Timothy Harrington have issued a state-
ment- to which in:attached-their. 'names , in
reply 0 Brien areeent. revelattena
nintinnaction with theBoisiognenegetiatioae.
Tiwy.c-avapteri4,q Mr. O'Brien's. atatements.
44.,,i1041. 40404440 IlliereprefientatiOn,
4),Meleso breaeli. of confidence and a wan-
ton entraps en tho memory of the dead
•leader, 'aThe burden of the etatement is
iiireii-nibacoinprito and
colored account of the negotiations at Boa-
logne, at the same time suppressing his own
copy of the
proceedinrgs, which would show
that heedhitonsfrienle proposed
obtaia
the withdrawal of the denunciation of Mr.
Parnell by the Catholic bishops and to give
Parnell tho right to veto any Home Ruh Bill
proposedby the Liberate. The latter con -
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----seas=Witey, of inebriate reform fame, for
$10,000 damages. In his capacity as a
• physician Dr. Major corresponded with Dr.
Keeley on the subject of. the celebrated aold
' cure for drunkenness, but it was not for
uperSonal ase. A circular distributed by
Dr. Keeley purports to give a list of refer-
encesnf reformed drunkards, and among
the list appears •the name of Dr. Major.
• 7-111..es circular of Dr. Keeley is peculiarly
: • , worded, and Dr...Major has received scores
•
' of lettere asking the nature of his intoxica-
. •tion'Ankhnw,iong it took him to get cured.
e was never at Dwight as a patient, and
Is ho is a temperance man he seriously
se -objects to the use of his name in such a
Co ecti
nil on.
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A CANON FINED.
iikogtha Rev.‘Feedeaick Harfordesaid to be a
ininor canon of Westminster, saw the police
helping a hysterical e'voinan into a cab in
,front of a saloon. Raiford, who, appeared
o hein*somemiliet excited condition, pro-
:4;againet the, leniency of the police in
ixol`.ktkrOAtiifetke4oitian, and said that she
• was drunk instead of being hysterical and
;might to be in custody. The police paid no
attention to the canon at firet, only telling
„him to go away and reverend gentleman more
isfiosiee, and the police at lastwere obliged
to, arrest him. They filed a charge of
4 drunkenness against him. The appearance
• of 44 canon of Westmiester in the Police
Court, even, though only a minor canon,
',Created a sensation. Harford wasrown b •t
-in the most correct garb. He denied that
be was drunk but admitted that he had
• been dining. , The evidence of his disorderly
conduct, was Overwhelming, and the Megis:
• trateafter severely censuring him, imposed
a line of £4, which the canon at once pro-
EIKELL CUACKING CONVENTION.
, A Hundred and Fifty Persons Hurt In a
• •Melee at Waterford.
A Dublin- cable eays : Mr. Dillon left
e the convention hall at Waterford on his-
, Way to the, railway station guarded by
peliceand'100 priests. A mob followed,
" and kept Up a continuous attack until Mr.
• Dillon obtained shelter in the station. A
number of skulls were cracked. Thirty
• delegates while 'crossing a toll bridge were
thrown tb the ground and trampled upon,
many being badly hurt and bleeding pro-
, lueely when rescued by the police. Several
thousand Parnellites held the approaches to
• the convention hall, and everywhere struck
down oliponente. The whole quay, a mile
• -in length, was the scene of savage fighting.
Many persons were taken to the hospitaL
Itis estimarted.that 150 persons were seri-
oust", and many other's dangerously, injured
,during the fighting there, to -day.
• A FIENDISH CRIME.
• A. Murderous Swede Compels a Young Girl
to Swallow Poison.
A Boulder, Col., despatch says : A ter-
rible crime was eomenitted here on Monday
• night. Geo. Weiderholdt took Dora Ander-
son, a pretty Swede girl, for a walk, and, it
is alleged, forced her to take poieon against
her wilL She fought ,strenuously, but he
. held her and forced her to drink a large vial
of laudanum. He then threw away the
• bottle, which was found the next mdrning
• still containing some of the poison. As soon
as the crime was made known physicians
called, and they worked over her from
midnight until 9, o'clock the next morning,
• when the unfortunate girl died. Weider-
holdt was arrested and lodged in jail He
denies all knowledge of the affair, but the
evidence is said to be strong.
A Busy Man.
Truth : Chairman of Long Island CitY
committee—We want the Mayor to open
the annual meeting of the Y. M. C. A. on
Wednesday evening at 8 o'clock.
Mayor's Secretary—Make it 9 o'clock and
he will be there.
Chairman of Committee --Why can't he
Come at 8 ?
Mayor's Secretary—He has to open a dog
fight at that hour.
et's as They're Handled.
Puck : Mr. P. M. Leeg—Facts are stub-
born things.
Mr. M. A. Sheen—yes ; but the editor of
an out-and-out protection paper can manage
hem so well that they serve his purpose
tvery time."
Wages are • so low in India that men
may be hired for $2 a month to do house-
hold work. A dollar is a great sum to them,
and one meal a day the rule.
A monument erected to Christopher
Marlowe, the poet and dramatist,at Canter-
bury, England, was unveiled recently by
Henry Irving.
Gladstone's nephew, Sir John Gladstone,
awns the famous Fettercairn Scotch whiskey
distillery at Fasciae. No wonder his uncle
has been paying him a week's visit.
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appose you take after your.fathor,
to take."
Johnny ?" "1 do, if Qum is anything lefti w
letter is most important -. to the Irish
people. They also have accused Dillon
and O'Brien with suppressing various letters
which had passed between Parneliltes and
Gladstone and Morley, the Libciral leaders,
and Archbishop Croke and Bishop Walsh.
They utterly deny that the Parnellites con-
sidered the Liberal assurances satisfactory.
They also allege that Mr. ,O'Brien was not
satisfied with itie promises of Liberals, and
in support of their statement challenge him
to pablish reletter which they say he wrote
to Morley, begging him to amend his as-
surances, and Morley's reply, in which he
refused to alter a single comma.
AND SO TREY PARTED.
a daughter of Judge Hawee;ar Cfncittil?Tli
e wedding took place at Kalamazoo, Mich. •
Last night Mrs. Soper went aboard the
steamer Halifax and took possession of a
stateroom preparatory to sailing for Boston.
This morning,at 10 ()clock Soper put in an
appearance on the steamer, seeking for his
wife. She had previously told Capt. Hill
and never again to see her husband. Soper,
that her objectwas to get back . to the States,
shoksaid, had led her to believe he was a
wealthy capitalist or she 'would not have
Married him. When she came to Halifax
and found he was , only a bookkeeper her
indignation was great. It .increased as
time wore on, and now she had de-
termined to go back home to her father's
house. Soper soon put in an appearance,
but the captain' would not allow him to
enter the stateroom for his wife without a
search -warrant. He could' not obtain ono
fra'In .a..ny magiateate, even -though he al-
leged that she had stolen jewelry belong-
ing to him. The lady claimed that the,
jewelry in question Was her own, so there
was nothing for it but to endure the part-
ing, and Mrs. Soper is now well on her way
to Boston, while her husband ereinains to
mourn her departure.
A. Bride Who Claims That She Was De-
ceived by Iler Ilusband.
oirTnE INCLINE.
A Gravity Railway Wreck In Which Several
Were Billed.
A Reading, Pa., despatch says : While
a train of two cars was coming down the
Nount Penn Gravity Railway this afternoon
the rails were so slippery at a steep grade
owing to rain 'that the cars could not be
held, and while going around a curve
jumped the track, dashed into an embank-
ment, „end were badly smashed. The list of
casualties is : Irwin Houch,conductor,killed ;
Anthony Keely, brakeman, injured about
the head and legs, expected to die ; Mary
Beck, Philadelphia, severely cut about the
head and body; Frank Klemmer, Phila-
delphia, badly injured about the head, con-
dition critical ; Thomas M. Gantner, cut
above the eye and leg injured. eorge
Johnson, the only remaining passenger,
jumped while the train was going 25 mile
an hour and escaped injury.
- Cost or Raising Boys.
A careful investigator of the subject bas
figured out the following interesting " ex-
pense account," which is declared to be
below the •actual figures if anything:
" The cost of raising an ordinary boy for
the first 20 years of his life are here given:
Per year for the first five years, all expenses,
$100, or $500 in all ; $150 per year for the
next five years; $200 per year for the third
five ; $300 per year for the next three years,
and $500 for the next two ; or a total of
$4,150 outlay by the time the bo 'El of
and able to hustle for himself." We hope
the Star subscribers will temember that the
editor has taken a contract to raise two
boys, and by promptly renewing their sub-
scriptions they will greatly help us out in
raising the fund of $8,300 that has got to be
expended in behalf of those boys before our
responsibilities cease. A hint to the wise
le sufficient. —La Belle Star. ,
One of the notable students at Oxford Le
Cornelia Sorabji, an olive -skinned Hindoo
girl. She is a remarkable scholar, especially
excelling in her knowledge of. the Roman
law.
Senator Leland Stanford's generosity in
founding,a university bas duly given rise to
the the following outlandish college yell,
first emitted at the opening ceremonies of
Thursday last " Wah hoo, wah hoo, L. B.
J. U. Stanford."
" Years ago I was engaged to a Demo-
cratic girl. I was a republican then_ After
four years I married her and by that time I
was a Mugwump. What has happened to
me since as tc. political faith you are well
aware. "—Governor Campbell, of Ohio.
Senor Montt, the Chilian representative
at Washington, ie &small man of suave and
gentle nianners. He has the Spanish, com-
plexion, black whiskers that cover a good
portion of his face, and a pair of email,
sharp eyes.
Among peculiar legaciee maybe chronicled
bat of the strangely constituted widow who
eft a sum of money to provide real chem-
.
ea nom per ormances in Paris
a aro of
• the play.
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here She drinking of wine was a fe t
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sioNssr WITNEsSES.
ie ICIRACLE IN NwS,
Why They Are Afraid to Appear In Cour A ltad Cure whieh howed the Power of
of Justice. • Due Woman's WJIL
"1 don't see how we are going to get "One of the most etriking,instances of
around ,that woman's testimony," said the '‘ mind cure' I eversawsaid Judge W
firsit shyster lawyer. _ one day, "waft „exhibited in an cad lady
c
What is the matter ?" aeked his part- client of mine ; but it was a ease
ner:-ol.Belt
• mire. Her name was Norton. She had
" I have reason to know that 'dee% -tell bet.a second wife. She, was sa4ed, aeri-
e straightforward story that we'll find it eusly ill, and sent for me to dr% up her
hard to disprove."
"Then we'll have to attack her charac- ," I hastened to the house with paper and
ter " said the partner. "That always takes pen. I found a table and chair ready for,
with a jury.' - me at the woman'i-beilside, and in a few
" But her character is excellent." moments told her 1 was ready to prepare
• "Can't you discover anything shady in the will if eine would tell me what she
her past life ? " wished •its provisions to be. 1 wrote the
"Not a thing." introductory phrase rapidly, and, leaning
" Oh 1 well, perhaps We better so. It over toward her, said: Now, go on, Mre.
excites andrattles a good woman more Norton.'
than it does a bad one, and that's what we "Her voice was quite faint, and she
wseemed to speak with an effort. She
-,sesetAhaya.stiat.e'rt. ettioesjudrepenseplesteatedatheafiret, naidesas'ariratsat'as`I'Vesatltarolzaal'
to my sons, Harry and James ; just put
Oh, hang the judge ! We'll make no that down.'
direct attacks—just do it by inference, you " But,' said I, You can't do that,
know, and they always permit that."
Baway.'llir8.Norton ; the farm isn't yours to give
"But she can disprove any statement we
" The farm isn't mine ?' she said, in a
voice decidedly stronger than before.
o r ou have
if 4 • /
make."
The partner looked disgusted.
" Statement "tatem I"
e"aftlfirtolftitkarratiate-
ment ? I guess tam never practised in the
police courts, did you ? There's no use
giving her a chance to disprove anything.
I'll cross-examine her and ask her if she
didn't secure a aivorcefromaformer husband
181884. That'll make her mad and she'll be.
gin an indignant denial. Then I'll tell her
to answer Yea' or No,' and it will rattle
her worse than ever. She'll finally answer
'No,' and I'll ask her, if she's sure. When
she gets excited over this I'll say : Oh, all
right ; all right. I was afraid it might have
slipped your mind. Let it drop.' That
will break her , up worse than ever, but
drop the subject and ask her if it is true
that she eloped with her father's coachman
when she , was 17 years old. That will
settle her, sure, and, as 1 won't give her a
chance to say more than ' Yes ' or No,'
excited
yanks, emo-wa suocujr-ctocr'un.,
the jury will be convinced that there's some-
thireg wrong. Moreover,' alet:Iiletec
e Drojen.
" And her reputation ruined."
" But we'll win the case."
" Well, of course, that's what we're hired
for."
They shook hands over the compact, says
the Chicago Tribune, and the shyster was
afterward quoted as saying in a political
speech that the great fault with the judical
system of the country was the difficulty ex-
perienced in getting respectable women to
take the witness stand in trivial cases. He
couldn't account for it except on the theory
that they'hadn't that desire to see just*
done that men had.
• • WHAT ETHEL SAID.
Probability That a Fresh Little Brother
Spoiled a GoodNateh.
She was not quite ready to receive him,
ys the New York Press, so she sent her
ttle brother to entertain while she put the
nishing touches to her toilet.
The entertainment was lively if not satis-
actory.
" You are Ethel's beau, eatial •you ?"
e youthful prospective brother-in-law
gan.
" Yes," said the youth, pleasantly.
" You have money in the bank, haven't
u ?"
" Yes.'
"And it's in your own name, ain't it ?"
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" Anti you expect to keep it in your own
me after you're married to Ethel?"
VVell-er-yes."
Well, Ethel will have something to say
out that."
Ethel's beau began to feel uncomfortable.
You smoke, don't you ?" continued the
uisitor.
Yes, a little."
And you expect to smoke after you are
rried to Ethel?"
'We
-lels,''E'thel will have something to say
out that."
there, beau felt more uncomfortable than
r.
You belong to a club, don't you ?" pur-
d the self-possessed urchin.
Ye -es."
And you expect to belong to it after
are married to Ethel"
I suppose so."
Well, Ethel will have something to eay
t that."
thel's beau was growing red in the
You play billiards, don't you ?" con]
ed the boy.
Yes, sometimes."
And you expect to play sometimes after
re married to Ethel ?"
WellIdo"
Ethel will have something to say
t that."
Look hereSiny young friend," said the
perated lover ; " I've got an important
gement which I forgot, I'm going to
d to it: You tell Ethel I've gone and
hat she hes to say about that.',
d he went.
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• Agent—Very well. What sort of an in-
scription ?
Simpson—" Gone to her rest."
Agent—Anything else?
Simpson (after a long pause)--.5`tou might
add " Thank God I"
efleconception Somewhere.
Truth: Mt. Bleeker—Young man, you
have asked for my daughter's hand ; how do
you expect to live and support her on $10 a
week ? '
Clothesby SCadds—Good heavens! Is that
all you get ?"
A Few Days onr.
Buffalo Nous : Bingo—I am off on a little
blowout and I would like to have you join
me for a few days.
Kingsley—What's the, matter? Is your
wife house.cleaning ?
Bingo—Worse than that. She's trimming
a luta
—A statue of John Bright, by Bruce Joy,
was recently unveileS at Manchester,
Englan 1.
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n Tailtirr
"'This farm that I've milky goin' on 43
years next spring, isn't mine to do what. I
please with it ? Why not, judge ? I'd like
to know what you mean ?'
''Why. Mr: Norton—your husband—
gave you a life estate in his property,
and on your death the farm goes to his son
John, and your children will get the city
"'And when I die John Norton is to
have this house and farm whether I will
or no ?'
" Just so.'
"'Then I ain't going to die,' Said the old
woman, in a clear and decidedly ringing
healthful voice.
" And so saying she threw her feet over
the front of the bed, sat up, gathered a
blanket and coverlid about hei , straightened
iueparhseraggoa.7...tiinfoervm1,:ititryalke.wdlalivero,esstot-hdea room
and
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einlegaracmha.ir before the fire. The
RAD CALGRT TILE TBAIN.
George renew when ego was ease, and
Illustrated the Fact.
He 'settled back in his easy ,chair, put his
feet on the foot -rest, lit a cigar, and for five
minutes la the smoke curl up around his
head. He was a picture of comfort, says the
Chicago Tribune.
Then, his wife interrupted his niedita-
ti?'sGeorge, you're getting lazy," she said.
,
He shook his head.
" But when we were engaged," she per-
sisted, " you were as active as any man I
ever saw. Why, you were always getting
up excursions, and you were the life of
every party."
He puffed out a little whiff of smoke and
nodded his acquiescence. ,,
• " What's the Matter ?" she asked.
He took another puff at his cigar, and
then said
" Ever see a man,try to catch a train?" •
" Why, yes," she replied in surprise..
" Ever see one rush on to the statical
platform just as the train seemed almost
gone ?"
"Certainly I have."
"Got a pretty lively move on him, didn't
he ? '
"Why, yes ; heron the entire length of
the platform as fast as he could. But,
George--" •
" Caught the tram, did he ?" asked
Ge,ogrygee.s;
he just barely caught it.
"But he caught it ?"'
" Of course he did. But, George, you're
straying—"
" Did he keep right on running?" inter-
rupted George.
"Certainly not. .11e settled down in a
seat and made himself , as comfortable as
possible, got'aspalm leaf fan, and five min-
utes later seemed perfectly contented and
happy." •
" Well ?"
"Well, what of it?"
"Do you expectane to keep en running ?"'
Dow, to Ruin a Rimbaud.
He had a wife.
His salary was $2,500 per annum.
But she complained. •
sShe wanted a better house.
Better clothes.
Nothing fit to go out in.
No country cottage.
Nor carriage.
Nor society.
• She coveted a place on the ragged edge of
the four hundred.
She kept it up.
Night and day.
And moaned and
Wept.
He lacked style, also.
As well as new clothes every six weeks
and Various other things.
He knew bow his employer made several
hundred daily on the street.
A thousand or so would not be missed for
a few hours.
So he took it and went up the street and
won.
She got her sealskin., •
He took -more and lost.
More yet.
Defalcation discovered.
.He wears the penitentiary check.
Others are going, too.
Betterisa modest room up two pairs of
back stairs than a cell in jail.
Heady to Pay For Both,
Now York Herald: " Dr-hic-river," he
said to the cabman ,after dinner. "How
much do I-hic-owe you ?"
" Four dollars, sir."
Isle zat all you hic-charge for both o'
theshe keeksh ?"
Slaking Great Strides.
Cloak Revicio : Hackett—HoW is your
wife getting on with her dress reform move-
ment ? .
Sunsette—Immense. She has two new
dressmakers.
Tho past year was a profitable ono at
Monte Carlo, the total receipts from tho
gaming tables having amounted to
$4,200,000.
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TWAT TAI:CARFET.
In be Done to Lay It Correctly ant
Ettutey.
Few people know how to lay a stair •calt
pet correctly. The average man or woman
begins at the top landing, some even start
liOliottonisand ffireach step with enougl
s to hold a house down. If the carpo
appoint tebe..a Kent iu #43
cae't etretch it, and the firet time they mow
they find their carpet has been badia
injured by being oveetacked. They thee
begin to ruminate internallyover the entire
usel* ssness and expensiveness oraktir xbd
anyhow,. says the American Cftet ana
Upholstery Trade. If the carpet is bought
of generous length and laid in the mannei
described below, the tack at the top. and
bottd en be drawn as often as desired,
and the 'Aria moved a feW inches up 'or
down, so as to completely equalize the wear.
The best and only `way to lay a stair is
tiretackealiteezzepettatindaseahvefels40-that
covers the landing, begin at the top and
fit the carpet nicely in the centre of each
step, securing it in its place by a single
half -driven tack, in •the upright board.
Then start again at the top, putting on the
rod and fixtures at the same time. The
securing tack should be drawn and the
pet nro er stret A• it
rs'IlatirittlantiattglititfarteIrrafi
always be accurately and smoothly severed.
The most popular rod at present is the
seven -eighth or inch plain hraes, with invisi-
ble fastenings.
For stairs where tho a rp covers the
whole width of the step a s ecial rod is
made. This fastening is tacked right on the
face of the carpet, and the rod is dropped
in a little slot at the top.
There -is nothing which makes a hallway
more attractive ' looking on entering it than
a tier of bright brass or nickel stair rods
against a rich dark carpet.
Lord Stanley Criticised.
London Truth : Lord Stanley of Preston
will resign his appointment as Governor-
General of Canada next spring. It cannot
be assorted that Lord Stanley has been a
success in Canada, and his apparent levity
in startingoff on a salmon-fielaina expedition
-...ege cea- the recent paehereen-
tary crisis has created a very unfavorable
impression throughout the Dominion.
Lord Stanley, moreover, has com-
mitted the fatal error of identifying him-
self with a political party in Canada ; and,
having lost any s ele of useful-
ness which he may a ' ,, aavepossessed,
the sooner he retue s 9home the better. -
There must be none of the usual jobberyand
favoritism in appointing his successor, for a
really strong meta, of first-class capacity is
now urgently required in Canada. It will
not do for Lord Salisbury to -send out some
hide -bound Tory peer for whom a lucrative
and dignified place is needed. Canada has
not been governed by a resolute and able
Statesman since the days of the late Lord
Elgin ; but I fear that Lord Salisbury isnot
likely to find another such Governor-Gen-
eral among his awkward squad of place -
hunting peers.
-• Washed Ashore.•
Steel caskets for the bodies of those
who die suddenly on shipboard are being
carried on many of the transatlantic liners -
Tho remains are placed in them and her-
metically sealed. The heartleskapractice of
throwing the remains overboard is con.
sidered worse than barbarous, especially
when a vessel is within a few miles of land.
Bodies, when weighted, only sink a few
feet below the surface of the water, where
they are soon attacked by , the fish and
sharks, and reappear on the surface of the
water within 48 hours. The body of the
wife of a rich New Yorker, thrown over-
board from a. Vera Cruz steamer a few
months ago, drifted ashore on the coast of '
Mexico and was seen for weeks afterward,
until robbed and sunk by bandits for the
finger -rings. —Philadelphia Record.
Mrs Lardine, Of Chicago—Really, Mr.
Bigfee, I think that $500 for . so simple a,
matter as a divorce is quite exorbitant.
Mr. Bigfee (firmly . but, • respect fully) --
Those are my usual terms, madaen. Mrs.
Lardine (with hauteur) -..Very well, sir ;
you may write a receipt ; but I have
never paid so much before, and never will
again. .
A New Haven man of 100 ponnds is
suing for divorce from a 250 -pound wife,
who, lie says, would take him and toss him
up to the ceiling and allow him to drop
the floor, just to see how it sounded. se aid
—Cardinal Archbishop.. San Feliea, of
Naples, is said to be- the coming man for
Pope.
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:,How does he feel ?—He feels
blue; a deep, dark, unfading, 'dyed-
in-the-wool, eternal blue, and he
makes everybody feel the same way
—August Flower the Remedy.
How does he feel ?—He feels a
headache, generally dull and con-
stant, but sometimes exeruciating—
August FloWer the Remedy.
' How does he feel?—He feels a
violent hiccough' g or jumping- of
the stomach of a meal, rnising
bitter -tasting in • er or what he has
eaten or drunk—August Flower
the Remedy. •
How does he feel ?—He feels
the graduah decay of vital power;
he feels miserable, melancholy,
hopeless, and lons.r,s for death and
peace—August Flowor the-) Rem-
edy.
How does he feel ?--He feels so
full after eating a ni,.‘al fila lks (-au
hardly walk—August Flower the
Remedy.
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G. G. GREEN, Solc Manufacturer, \ .
Woodbury, New Jersey, U. 8. A.