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Lucknow Sentinel, 1890-09-19, Page 2To R1m, Who Wattle To hind who waits amid the world's applause Rle share of•i-aatice. toiling clay by day, 411 tltlwge it WLio 9►a los• `lar :"Y, To him who waits beyond the darkness dreer, The meriting cometh with refulgent light, - Bringiug assurance of a day more bright, • To him who waits. To him who waits, though tears may often; fail And knees be bound in sorrow and in prayer, ��... *^,".."" •- "eta,1,'�Yxia°4i'hili$'d'iTS�sii�(xt#-iY'ilu4;Y•�u,0SvriaiiC..,�• ,._,.....u,_ For him who waits. To him who wails and reaches out his hands To aid a toiler up life's beetling crags, Snroeatle will come from every ill that Sags, • To him who wake. Toebim who waits, and struggles not in vain To overoome the evils that abound Within his breast, sweet will the victory sound To him who waits. ' To llim who waits, there domes a wily throng, Who ewer and scoff and look with baleful ,yea ; But what of them ? They are but gnats and Mee, To him who waits. To him who waits, there must be recompense; For useful work, whatever may betide, little beauty, who had oaa glance in my direotion in the course of her survey., and who, I was afraid might be hurt by my in- discreet and sudden infatuation. I cannot call my newly born admiration by any other name ; for it was not merely love at first eight, it was something more. With all her loveliness, there was that about her wbioh fascinated ae well as at. tooted; I felt that this little girl still �L��L� OSA fore not yet emanoipated from the school- room, possessed in bet a power of oom- mand which asserted itself in her leek, her "manner, her whole gait, and. yetnever militated seeds n$ that feminine atiraotive. nese whioh she already possessed to molt an eminent degree. It was plain that the opring- time of life in a woman destined to be admired was blooming in this girl, in harmony with the spring weather outside, and that all those preoious gifts of beauty, graoe, and gentlenesn; warmed by a generous soul within, were impatient to bloseom forth and reveal their charm to a world she could not have et known. ea'asiallintY wi.hing with all my heart that when her lit, , whioh was evidaulty now rushing test to ire flood, had reaohed the point where her destiny would have (French fashion) to be deoided for her by others, it might be so ordained above that so gentle, modest and comely a creature might be reserved for an existence of tranquil happiness snob as suited the angel form with which I con- sidered her already favored. Presently, and to my utter consterna- tion, the little Venus passing close to me, and looking not in the least timid or abashed, whispered into my ear that she wished to speak to me. " Monsieur, j'ai a you, parler" ; and as I heard the words the blood rushed into my cheeks, and even to the roots of my hair, for I was fairly dumbfoundered. That a French girl, a lady, and evidently a high-born one, should, without exhibiting the slightest sign of bashfulness, have deliberately requested a total stranger to Dome and speak to her, was more than I could compass ; while 1 felt within me the pedestal tottering upon whioh a minute before I,had exalted this goddess, and all the time I was dreadingthat the idol might falnd be dashed to pieces. The vision had been so beautiful, was the ea1iLy_to i n raeit _wntirw1v To him who waits, the stars are always friends; The restless ocean, aid the azure sky, All things in nature speak and prophesy, To him who waits. To him who salts, true love will some day come, And lay an offering at his blameless.shrine; Life will be love, and love will be divine, To him who waits. To him who waits; the world will some day cheer And sing hie praises ; Fame's mysterious gates Will open for him ; heaven seem more near, , To him who waits-. —Moses GAGE auxin. WON BY AN _ ENGLISHMAN A LOVE STORY. CHAPTER I. - In 1869, on a beautiful afternoon in May, that month of months in Paris.. when the gay world dons new garments, in sympathy with the new foliage of spring, and strives to vie with awakening nature in richness of color, of taste, and of grace, I was return- ing from a delightful ride in the Avenue dee--A rimia-s--ht-the code o o e, a my thoughts perfumed, as it were, by the freeh inhalations of the acacia bloom, and purified by the delioione and sparkling air whioh gives.. to Parisians -their-peouli- nrly bright oharaoteristioa. Lifted by the power of self-assertipg. spring into a ,oealthier atmosphere of lofty projects, charitable intentions, and noble resolves, I suddenly bethought myaelf of a modest pate aux huitres and a glare of Madeira at G uerre'e, the fashionable confectioner at 'the corner of the Rae de Rivoli and the ' Rue Castiglione. It is extremely annoying to find . how quickly Material wants assert their superior power over our mental aspirations ; and indeed it is not a little humilating turtle - cover that it is so, though it may be some consolation to know that the greatest men, , like the most insignificant, have been no expeotions to this rule. As soon is the idea of a glass of wine had entered my head, away went the noble conceptions, pions projeote, and . that tender communion with verdant nature, whioh had eo inthralled and delighted me, and flay sole preoccupation wee to dis- mount and proceed to the confectioner's. " Daring the great days of the last years of. the Empire, Guerre was more than an excellent patissier ; it was a fashionable ialaoe of rendezvous, where people of all elude invariably met by aooident— where any one whom anybody else was par- tioularly anxious to, see would be sure to walk in by the merest chance, and where pleasure•partiee for the morrow were plannedon the spur of the moment. Great ladies stopped there, to eat une petite tarte aux fraises, until by incredible good look their latest admirers walked in on the chance of meeting with an acquain- Canoe. Young girls fresh from- some music or dancing court world appear, followed by their governesses, and after relishing an ice go away, their minds filled With the ao- ourate though hasty study of the toilets they had eeen. Serious matters may even have been discussed and momentous re solutions affecting a lifetime taken in • that gay and brilliant . shop ; but for the most part all that took plane there bad but the petty incidents of exist- ence for their object ; and few of those who met by appointment or by chance ever thought of the possible consequences that might follow a mild flirtation, a word said in fun, or a secret too lightly rdvealed. The shop was full when on this particular afternoon I entered it ; and though I felt certain I would not be long there without finding an acquaintance, nay, even Dulling some invitation likely to prove entioing and agreeable, I had no other thought than that whioh animated the sage Ulysses when rescued from the waves on the hospitable chores of Ithaca, and requested to narrate his adventures ; ho expressed a longing foto a biscuit and a glass of wine. Mademoiselle Celestine, or• Mademoiselle anybody else, having given me what 1 ro- quired,.I presently noticed the entrance from the Rue Castiglione of a lovely girl about 17 yearn of age, dressed to perfection, and accompanied by her governess, a meek nor* of a person, with eyes modestly cast down,, As she threaded her way to the counter with an"Ala pardon,' madame," here, and "'Meroi," there, as people made way for her, I thought 1 had never beheld so graoo- fnl a figure , nor so enchanting a person. When, however, she had given the orders oho wished, and looked round apparently to discover where she could relish her ice in peace, and presented to my enraptured gaze the fall beauty of her face, I fancied I had never beheld, outside a picture f f Greuze, anything so beautiful, gentle and love -inspiring. Her bright, smiling eyes spoke to a character full of mirth and guileleeeness ; her aristooratio nose, her tiny mouth, and the splendor of her golden -brown hair made her youth look as if it were encircled by a frabie of dignity interwoven with garlands of at- tractive flowers., •en Altogether I thought she was quite the al prettiest Fronoh girl I had ever seen ; and`I an it cost mo some effort to stop gazing at the no The awakening, however, was sodden enough to justify the blush that suffused my countenance ; but while a tempest of conflicting feelinge reigned within me, the light, intoxicating perfume of violets, whioh accompanied her se a breath of her own personality, filled my senses, and the com- manding tones of her request noted as a spell on my movements, sothat involun- tarily I found myseltcifollowingher. All of a sudden it occurred to mei that after ail I; might be mistaken—that her beckoning was addressed to some one else; and that by doing what I believed to be her bidding I might wound the pride of this gentle and beautiful creature. I was even about to turn back, when she, an if guessing my thoughts, looked round, and seeing me, smiled so prettily that it gave me courage, while it effectually put an end to any desire to retreat. When she got to the end of the shop she requested her governess to get her .some. thing else she had forgotten ; and then calling me by my name, eaid in silvery accents, snoh as a month like hers could alone produce, " How kind of you to cine to me at my request, and how silly you most think me 1 But I know you very well, though - I am too young for you to know me, and I want so very mnoh to have a serious talk with you. Yon are going to -night to the Duchene de la Roohemontant, I know, and I em going too. It is my first ball ; and if you will let me dance the ootillon with yon, you will do me a great favor, because then we oan have so much more time to speak than during anyother dance. Bat'I ani !so selfish," treeing I was about to answer her, " I only think of my own pleasure, and entirely forget that yon may Already have promised this dance to some one else; I hope not, however." " Mademoiselle, I can assure you that the prospeot of a ootillon with you is one which I look to with such delight that yon need have no sornple in the matter," I replied. " How kind of you! " she answered. " I wag euro you would not say no," and then, offering me her hand- as a queen might offer it to a humble alibied, I felt like the subjeot as if in duty bound to kiss it reverentially ; but the patissier's shop was scarcely a plane to exhibit my devotion, and I made it great and successful effort to resist the impulse. Her governess having by this time re- turned, she smiled onoe more ; and with as pretty an inclination of her lovely head as could well knock into confusion the few remaining clear senses I possessed, my newly found divinity departed, leaving me hopelessly in love with a mere hhild whose name I did not even know. The idea that I could not even give my idol a name served the purpose of Teetering somewhat my scattered intellect, and I hastened atter her to discover, it possible, by the arms on her carriage, or the livery of her servants, or any other means, what great name she might bear, convinoed as I wee that no other than an illnstriona name could (nit her matbhless beauty. I was in such a hurry that I heard several exclamations on my way to the street ontranoe, accompanying the upset- ting of one or two ioe.onts and probably half a dozen Oakes, as I daehod rather than walked to the door. " Ab, le maladroit 1 quel hommo affaire 1 mon Dieu, West -ce gn'il Int prend 1 " in variously high-pitched Ones. followed me unheeded td the exit, where I arrived in tire() to hear mademoiselle — what the deuce was her name ?—Call out to her coaohman to drive to la Comteeee de Chan- talis—a lady I well knew—and wonder once more at the extraordinary aplonfb of this young girl, scaroly out of her teens, who by dexterously throwing out this address, as it were, to me, seemed to gnesa what was uppermost in ray thoughts,. end to give me the -paeans of realizing my wishes. More stupidly smitten than over, I re- called to mind the momentary fear I had tertained that , the reality would, after I, oblige mo to dethrone my first fanny ; d now I blamed myself for having oven' far done her wrong ae t 43 whisper in the ear of a man she did no know wart even unusual. Of course, I reasoned; what see hi done was quite natural, while her aubsa quent explanation showed that 'else we equally in the right. Shp knew me, if did not know her; and was it not right o her, knowing me, and what she wanted t tree me about, to tell me that she wished t sneak to me? Not knowing her,nor th o n K riaC1Vwk�`�`9i'tiiititiealliZYla=alpiAji��'-k�� been jpetified in my surprise ; but sae surprise did not say mnoh in favor of m knowledge ' of oharaoter, , for it clearl proved I could not discriminate betwee honest bine eyes and other eyes—that is, between a straightforward purpose and a canning one; and the result of this (loge.tation was, that I ooneidered myself wholly unworthy of being made the oon• fidant of this dear little girl, though re- solved that nothing in the world would prevent my being that confidant, it possible. "Quatre franoes, monsieur," said a voice at my side. memo ? " None one vingt sons de pates et dix de madere ; trente sons ; plus t congregated in the magnificent slalom of the dnobeeae's hotel in Rue de Grenelle ; d and as I mede.my way through the line of liveried servants, and up the go; eons stair. a oase, with its Clobelintapestry and Baboarat I crystal chandeliers, every one I met .seemed t to have oouepired with one another to ask o me the same question—" Avez•vone vn la o nouvelle de batante ? " e Why should they ask me the question, �1Si-Y��:.+� .. �Ci--. LL .» w... y>.0 �C a.c -L�t h guilty apprehension that my aoquaintanze y with her, made as it had been in so curious y a manner, had probably been noticed, and n consequently reported. 1 careful y hid all knowledge, howeve:, behind such searching remarke as, " On l'a dit tort idle ; j'en entends beauooup de bien ; elle dolt etre oharmante ; sa tante m'en a parte." As no one answered these platitudes by some hint that I. ought to know better than most, I was satisfied that all was as it should be. - Presently thelrawing-room was reaohed ; and having made my bow to the dnoheese, I disooverod, a knot of young men discuss - Lei }4..+..47..... ....1. qua re lance. was epeeohlees• but seeing the imperturbable countenance of the serving -girl, whose sole business in life was to collect sons and distribute oakea, it was evident that argument would have been of no use ; and, after all, if the refreeh- ments did not Dome to four francs, was not my love—oh dear, how I wished I knew her name 1—worth the extravagant expenditure ? I paid like+ man and left the shop, dir- ecting fay steps I• knew not where, but of course in the direotion of la Oomtesse de Ohantalis. CHAPTER II. In due time I reached the Hotel Ohan- talip in the Boulevard Maleeherbee ; and as 1 approached the house an elegant victoria, drawn by two splendid email bay horses, dashed ander the poroh to deposit upon the marble landing a fashionably droned and hand- some woman, who was_ no other than my friend the countess' herself. Seeing me coming in at the porch just as the concierge was about to close its doors, she waved her glove and beckoned me to her. " You have come in the nick of time," she eaid, "for I was just about to give orders that no one should be let in. I am' gad -aired; oder acsta-dire-aut; d :a go the opera before the ball this evening I want to rest an hour if oan. " Then I at once retire." . , - " No, do not do that, for I want to tell yon I have a -tam who makes her debut this evening, and I shall like to hear what you think of her. She has only left the convent 'des Oiseaax' a year, and where she gets her beauty from I cannot I tell, for her mother` comes from the worthiest but ugliest stook in all France; and as to my dear brother -well, Richard de Brete- niile'is not precisely a handsome man." I was just able here to out in an artful compliment -in the shape of an oath, that the niece mnet have inherited her aunt's beauty. How this could be I did not quite make out ; but it appeared to satisfy my friend, who laughed and said, "Toujonrs galant ; quoiqu'il en eoit elle est ravise- ante ma niece ; and you, will see that Diane de Breteaille does honor to her family," I, had gained my object. Diane was the name of the fairy who had bewitched me, and I had henceforth but one wish, viz., to reach the hour of 11 p.m., when I could de- cently prooeed in quest of Mademoisselle de Breteaille at the duchess hall. "Don't forget ° that you have to rest, countess," I eaid, " or. rather, let 'me re- member that you have to do so, and ask your leave to pay my homage another time." " Well, yes, let me see—tomorrow. No, to -morrow is all filled up ; but come the day after—it is my day." " Your day is like a reoeption at the. Tuileries — one sees everybody but the boateee." " You do not oare to dine en famille, with Raymond and myself pour tout potage ? " " Nothing I should like better." Well,'then, Dome to -morrow, and may. be I oan meanwhile induce my brother Richard and his wife and daughter to come too." "That would be charming 1" I exolaimed with a` vivacity of expression and snob a gleam of delight in my eyes that the countess stared at me with a puzzled look, whioh I was not slow to dismiss, lest my indiscreet joy might mar the prospeot of Wise she had just held before me. "You are atoniehed at my enchant- ment," I° said ; " but you would not be it you knew how gracious I think it of you to allow a poor forlorn stranger in this big Perla to bo admitted in tho bosom of your family. The French are so exclusive in this respect that I take it as a great oom- pliment whenever they do me .such - an honor as you have just bestowed." Accustomed as polite Frenchwomen are to well-turned phrases, still this little speech was not enough to explain the burst of radiancy .whioh illumined my counten- ance . a moment before ; and the countess must have thought sq, as, giving me her hand, she said with a knowing smile, "Au revoir me direz an jour le secret de oette subite animation ." . We parted, and a burning heat consumed my cheeks and Bare, such as one often feels after a Billy act or a foolish speech ; but there was no help for it, and,no doubt the evenings proceedings -would set matters right ; while I thought, with some comfort to myself, I had preserved intaot the secret of Amy meeting with the countess's niece. Evening name at last, and as the French proverb bee it, " Tout vient a point a quit snit attendre;" though in my experience I havo often found that, however patiently anything has been expeoted, its ;arrival, when acoorrlpliebed, is geneqrally found to have been solely delayed by the patience of. the expectation. Help . good fortune by every effort is rather the guiding motto I most fanny ; and indeed I. havo seldom found that a little earthly, helping has not materially determined a providential stroke of luck. Convinced that a girl's first ball, adorned as it was by a previous flavor of romance, was likely to bring the girl horeelf at an earlier hour than otherwise to the scene of her coming exploits, I made no scruple of being unfashionable, and arriving, it not exactly in time to light the candles, at least very soon after they kgere lit. Early, as I did arrive, however, it wee at I should quickly join t • em. When I reached the group—whioh was not easy, as the crowd in this particular room was, uncomfortably great -- they began a series of gesticulations, and from euoh Dame pouring moet fervent encomiums about , a new beauty who had just a moment before passed with her mother into the ball -room, and the parti- orders of whom they wanted to know from all their acquaintances. As I happened to be stanchly devoted to dancing, I of course knew as well who were the beet dancers among the girls out as I did among the married women, whioh ie perhaps the reason why I was so eagerly appealed to. " Je viens d'avoir une . vision ; ,her ami," said le Vicomte de Monoalpin, a young man of large expectations and little brains. , ' - Vet tepromener, une vision ; die done bein une realite, Adalbert ;," and then, turning to mo, le Comte de Livelalongue mysteriously patted me' on the shoulder, and whispered, "Une beanie 1" " Un. brin de Neons," eaid a cadet from St. Cyr. " Eine divinite en robe de bal," remarked it young . scion of a noble house, then pre- paring for "le Baooalaureat," " a oollnnlatu ? ' alikerile vied " How oan I know her merely by suoh a desoription ?" said I—" a vision, a reality, a morsel of Venus, and a ball -clad divinity. I ask you, how ie a man to say whether he knows one woman answering to all these desoriptione at once ? Tell me her name." " Mademoiselle de Breteaille—at least I think so," said the count with the long name, "for she followed 'Madame de Berte- nille." I know it is," replied the St. Cyrien,. "for I saw Amedee de Dnrnois make hie bow to her, and he told me her name." "In that case, messieurs," I said with a lofty manner, suited, I thought, to the subject, " I have the honor of knowing her, and agree with yon that a lovlier being has not yet graced, the earth, at least since I have been called upon to tread it." "You must introduoe ne," they all sang out, at once. ' "'Certainly," I replied, and left them. As soon as I entered the ballroom I per- oeived Mademoiselle Diane, surrounded by a host of young men anxione to be the first to trot out the belle of the room and even- ing, and be honored by her acceptance. She sat, se is -tumid in France, on a form opposite her mother's, who, I perceived, was a short, wiry person of delicate com- plexion and well-bred featnree, but without a trace of good looks about her. Indeed, without being plain, she was so strikingly wanting in color and attractiveness that I could not help marvelling how the brilliant star opposite could in any way be related to her, and where she had inherited that wonderful lustre whioh illumined her countenance. The novelty to her of the entertainment, the pleasure she seemed to experience, the anticipation of a triumphant evening, and the promise of it already made certain by the number of aspirants to the honor of her partnership in the dance,hall served to heighten her dolor, give brilliancy to her eyes, and life to those inward emotions of enjoyment whioh it is the privilege of girl- hood to exhibit with peculiar freshness. She was eo simply and prettily dressed, besides—all white, and flowers in -her hair; but the dress was the work of the beet maker, and the flowers were natural. She wore no jewellery but a single row of pearls round her lovely neck, and so beau- tiful did she look that for a few moments I stood riveted at the entrance, quite lost in admiration. A friend passing by me, and noticing my enraptured gaze, palled out, "Ah, l'henrenx ooquin 1 savonrant son ootillon." " Comment, to sail ? " " Parbleu I " replied ho, "elle non promet tout except() 00 ootillon qua tons nous lei demandons." "_ What, then, makes you suppose that I am to havo that pleasure,? " e Allows 1" said he, " ne fain pas le moine (fest une affaire arrangee ; j'ai vn ton nom stir son eventail." " Then," I reply, " it is time I clinch this matter," and I went forward to make my bow, and ask her whether I might be honored by a dance with her, requesting at the same time that after we had settled this point I might be introdneed to her mother. " All is promised," she said, with a doliciops smile ; " I have nothing for you." "All ! " I exclaimed, loud enough to be heard by the girl's mother. "Every dance," she replied. "Even the ootillon, mademoiselle 2 " " I have not exactly promised that yet," she answered, with a knowing and amused look. "! World it be too much to ask yon to dance it with me ? " "Yon would be tired of Gee before the end." "How oan yon suppose such a thing ? " "But a man like yon cannot find any- thing very entertaining in so young a girl." All this was said with overflowing mirth, and I was not' anxious to end the dialogue. " I might put it otherwise," I eaid, " You may not caro to dance with so blase a man." " Well, . 1'11 try," she replied, " if -you promise not laugh at my school -room . manners." " I have lived for this hour ; " whereupon she turned to hers mother, and with that same sang-froid I had so mnoh admired in the afternoon,she introduoed.me. as the friend of Jeanne de" Chantalie, by which means the mother- had no need to inquire s how it was I had become acquainted with herdsughter, and I wee spared the explana- tion whioh would naturally have been asked. are all demure, silty things, longing to get married eo as to enjoy life, and incapable of approoiating some of their girlish days. Whoever. knows the French in' their intimacy wiii find some Frenoh girls to the full as cheery; as pleasant, as attractive as our own, though they, it must beconfeesed, are sadly few in numbers, owing to their too etriot bringing up. On the other hand, when the exception is seen, the exception becomes in reality the event of a life —enjoyed in the present, re- collected with pleasure as the days roll by and thought of with a smile on the lip when their names and frolics recur in after life. ui e—an ang e, w o owe' it to her training not to'be une diablesse—a girl whose will re- belled against constraint, and whose heart controlled her will—a flower in the bud impatient of sunshine to blossom into 1 arrant beauty, and yet kept baok by. ho. influences sufficiently powerful to etay too hasty a growth. Impulsive though she was, and charming through that impulse, which quickened her blood and gave to her face those marvellous lighte and ehades whioh- expreeeed her thoughts even before she gave, them word, she was still eminently French in this, that she warmed to those who showed her attention and love ; and if I must inaisi upon this, it is only because the sequel will prove thecorrectnessof the statement. The ballroom was filling, and I therefore did not stay long with the Marquise de Breteaille, but went away as the first notes of a waltz were being struck. Diane was led off by an impatient terpsiohorean. `But all things come to an end ; and towards three o'olook the prelude to the ootillon was played whioh summoned me to the aide of my divinity, whom I hurri;e to two chairs previously sebnred in a corns of the ballroom as far away from "la maman Breteaille "_ is I could, so as to enjoy my new love's confidences. h . T v ..h• T f•ltjhwr arm in mine is•to make a trite, Billy state- ment ; for any one oan guess who has ever felt the mysterious warmth whioh the first contact with a loved being spreads through- out the frame, how raptured was the blies I felt at Cast moment : but when, in unison with this delightful electric sensation, 1 peered into her deep bine eyes, pure as the light whioh illumined her soul, and spark- ling with the innocent consciousness of an evening enjoyed without a drawback, lit required all the moral courage I could command not to startle the lovely girl by an indiscreet, or at least a premature, token of the love she had inspired me with, and: whiah I felt burning in every fibre. I most have looked all. I felt,for, womanlike, she laid herself out to fan the flame by the most bewitching looks, the most captivating movements, and, above. all, by the most radiantly bright smiles I,had ever seen. Her smile remains to this dey one of those long recollections whioh never fade ; it was so genuine, so descriptive of her inmost self ; itparkled on her countenance like the rayl of sunshine on arose from which the morning dew is just evaporating ; and while it gave to her face a halo half sacred, half earthly, it seemed the more delighfnlly divine from its having a 'touch of the mortal in it. As soon as we were seated in our corner, she said, in a half -frightened bone, " I do hope you did not think I behaved indiscreetly this afternoon ?" Well, mademoiselle, as you ask the question, I will frankly tell you that I never admired indiscretion so much." - (To be continued), He Could Count. Munsey's Weekly : Applicant (to proprie- tor of great newspaper)—"Have you a vacancy on your etaff, sir ?" Proprietor—" I need a circulation affi- davit editor, but I don't know that you; would snit." " I think I would, sir. I have been a census enumerator at Minneapolis." " The plane is yours 1" r Sizzling and Red Hot. Rochester Herald : The Union says that " Ella Wheeler 'Wilcox continues to pro- duce tropical poetry;" and gives the fell w- ing as a specimen of her reliant prods tions She smiles, in a mad tiger fashion, As a she -tiger fondles her own ; I clasp her with fierceness and passion, And kiss her with shudder and groan. That is one of Ella'e rinte-nuptial pro- ' daotione, neighbor. She knows better now. • Not tlach Change. Hyde—There's a good deal of change in the hotels in this city to -day as compared with those of 20 years ago. Parker—I don't think so. I had dinner at the Charmer House last evening, and when I paid for it I only got 75 cents out of . a 1)10 bill. - Struck it l+'irst Clip. " Papa, are there lots of Iota out in Boomtown ?" " Yes, my boy.- Millions of 'em." " Boomtown's something of a lottery hen, ain't it ?" " You bet it is," said papa, fervently. • • Left'With No rxcese.. " Well, Bill," said the tramp, " it's time for us to ho getting off into the noun. try." " Why so soon ?" " The city free baths are open." A Wise Irian. Clerk at Summer hotel -•Would yeti prefer a room at the front or at the back? Arrival—Whore does' the•band play? Clerk—In front of the hotel, Arrival—Then "give mo a r xom at th bank. • A man never gets too old for his mother to stop calling him "her boy." The only woman licensed as a ilot on the great lakes is Miss Jespie Lau rd, uiL .not before n .orowd...of,people •bail ethectdrr-1- Then; i r--n-m-a o ubd-n tone, 'reined, Doiilth. She is the owner of a yacht.