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Lucknow Sentinel, 1890-07-18, Page 24 4 �ltwrSrA ra ' e :i . BAR WRaOH On the N,l . R -Canadian Among the 4 Helena, Mont, deepatoh gays : A aeraous .wreck 000urred on the North°*n Pacific Road on Tuesday afternoon. Net, , the Neale fast train, wag nearingPl nrrt- mond, fifty miles, west of this city, when two else ra were thrown down a thirty- - yt�li�.C1Wa{?'�'"''�i'�1:`'��►`Yi�t`i'�`Li.�auis'gL'"i+ ' vim -.c Ilett car wenn .thrown violently 'from their O Beate and huddled into a mass, while those in the second fared but little better. Visa May 0. Carson, Fort Sherman, Idaho, wits injured eo badly that she died within an hour. A dozen, others were in- jured, the moat gerionely hurt -being A: ISL Otto, Northern Pacifico Express- auditor, 'who had bia arms broken andbedly bruised; 7dra. Cir, D. Howe, Faribault, Minn., lege • injured ; Annie Benson, -Waterville. Wash-. stilgtota, shoulders injured ; Jnmeo Slocum, a. awes = mum. .'.i :' injured ; Mre. John Lalley, New York, face and head out ; Mrs. A. Sine, Kingston, Oat., internal injuries ; her child was also • njnred S K -Maley, Port Towneend,- Washington, head hart ; Elijah Smith, New York, -hands out and ahouldera hurt ; W. -L. Patch, Minneapolis, arm hurt ; Yrs. V. L. Patch, face, bead and arme lacerated. The sleepers were badly smashed. Severalofthe wounded are dangerously hurt, e m.utphysicians say no more deaths will The wounded were taken tothe Northern Pacific Hospital at Missoula, where every- bbing•is being done for them. A TEXAS CLOUD-BUBST. A Train Flood -Bound by the Washing Out. of Ties. A Van Horn, Tex., despatch of last. night 'says:: A remarkable olond-burst on the - Iountaine has stopped traffic. terenorarily on the Tease Pacific railroad to -day. The noon train out of El Paso, eastward bound, had three coaches, a sleeper, and the speciall. palace oar Mayflower, containing the Frank Leslie's Weekly Newspaper party, including Mr. Bussell Harrison.' It was moving along about . 8 O'olook to -night at high speed, when at this pointit soddenly ran into an enormous flood of water, spread- ing for over eight miles along the valley 'a latiagethe titeett%Tv ee-/The-sc was instantly slowed, but the flood from She mountains increased so rapidly that the ties were washed ont from under the track and the train stopped to await devel- opments. The extraordinary nature of the oload-buret is shown by the fast that fif- teen minutes before the train approached Van Horn the track was perfectly dry. Be- fore tbie there bad been no rain at Van Horn for many months, though there had been occasional small olond-berate. The Leslie party remains. on the oar as the track is out oft from the mainland by the water, the ropring of whioh oanbe heard fodmiles. A. HI SB* 1D'8 VEZ1[>iw. Dangeronaly Shoots SL Stott Wife and Then HIM Himself. A New York despatch says ; John Lutz, a Hungarian, this morning, while in his cups, ,entered .the. aperlmenta on Clinton street of his second wife, who left him some time ago, and who had been en porting herself and her '18 -year-old dancter__ley �T 1 threatened to It ie 7a but 1... �.s iLia. hie ir7r&O, hut uMU iirvVti him away, and they did not meet again until this morning. Lutz found hie wife this morning in bed nursing a baby.5 days old. There was also present a midwife. Lutz at once began calling hie wife names, axed -,-n n-her-refueing to -allow flim to kies the baby, he drew a revolver ,tnd told hie wife he was going to kill her. She arose from the bed, clasping the baby over her left breast. The little daughter threw her srnra around hen mother to protect- her. The midwife ra GOUT TOMO' Declares That -Marriage Was Not Asti - tided by Ohrist. LOVE I8 ONLY .A /4IIJSANOE. t woman's body, but ebe escaped from .the room with the baby and reached, a neigh- bor's apartmente. Lutz then fired two shote into -his left breast,- killing- --himself. instantly. Mrs. Lutz'a wounds are danger- ous, but she may recover. THE FATAL SHFABie. A Drunken Husband Stabs His Wife to the Heart. A yesterday's New York deepatoh says : Mrs. Hester Loppy, aged 40, was found dead to -night in her apartments on the top floor of No. 227 Christie street. She had been stabbed through the heart with a pair of shears, and her hneband Martin ie under, arrest charged with her murder. A year ago Loppy had a fight with a woman, and was struck on the head with an iron kettle. He lost the sight of hie left eye, and his mind became affected. For the last year be has done no work, and his wife snppoited him by working in a tailor shop. Loppy drank heavily. This' afternoon Ithos. Weir galled to see, Loppy, but heard the latter and his wife quarrelling and went away. Afterwards he returned; and had to knock ten minutes before being ad- mitted. Weir then saw Mrs. Loppy'° body and accused Loppy of killing her. Weir hurried out in the street to get away, and Loppy followed and told a neighbor that his wife was dead. The neighbor called a Ybeman, and Loppy and ei were arrested. THE COMPANY'S TURN. Being for Sums Out of Which an Agent Swindled It. A New York , despatch of Wednesday says : In the snit of the Union Insurance Company, of Philadelphia, against the Continental Insurance Company, of New York, a verdiot was given to -day for the plaintiff for about $77,000. The suit in- cluded 28 oanses of action, and 16 counter claims. The plaintiff based its snit on the fraudulent practices of Lorenzo Dimiok, general agent of the defendant company, at Buffalo. Dimiok, who represented several main insurance companies, vio- 'timized other ^companies for the benefit of hie own by transferring every risk drawn against the Continental Company to an- other concern as Boon as he reoeived notice of lose. He was sentenced to five years' imprisonment for perjury, but was ad- mitted to bail pending an • appeal, and he fled to St. Catharines, Canada, where he died. There are eight other snits, for Rime t' 2 int the Conti- nental onts aggregating $ 00,000, against C nental-Company..on the. -same -grounds.. A Bad Man to Mob. An Alexandria,Va., despatch says : Police- man Ticer this evening arrested a man, when his prisoner was rescued from him by Fred. Lee, a negro politician. Lee knocked the officer down, but Policeman MoCnen coming to his rescue Lee was arrested. A crowd' of negroes gathered and became threatening. - Tioer fired two shots, almost inatantly.kiiling Lee and mortally wotind- ing another negro, George Tine. The mob diapereed, but reassembled around a saloon to which the officers had gone, and there negroes were haranguing the others to take revenge, when a equad of police. men captured the speakers and broke np the throng. A Society Belle Charged With Forgery. A New York despatch says : Mies Nettie Clark, of Providence, R. I., was a prisoner in the Jefferson 'Merkel Court to -day, charged with forgery. She is a stately brunette and bas moved in the beet society of that city. She pleaded guilty of forging a cheque for $6,000, whioh she cashed, and was held to await the arrival of requisition papers from Providence. It is said she affixed the name' f Joseph L. Tourtelot, a retired mill-ownkr; and an intimate friend of her family, to the cheque on the Me- ohanioe' Savings Bank of Providence. Death Preferred to Poverty. A Hoboken, N. Y., despatch says : The body of Mrs. Franz Wentlandt was found in the river to -day, an& clasped tightly in the arms of the woman was found a four - months' ' old babe. They had been dead only a abort time. Wentlandt is missing, and it is believed he and hie wife com- mitted suicide together on account of their poverty, as, Wentlandt sent d note to hie pastor this morning saying nnoh was their intention. Wentlandt was a German jour- nalist, but had been unfortunate. The State of Michigan will holds its second annual International Fair • and Exposition in Detroit from August 26th to September 5th, and $100,000 will be bestowed in wash ,premium(' upon the breeders, manufacturers and skilled pro- ducers of the United States and Canada Whose eahtbits shill fie deemed worthy. It is to be hoped that the enterprise will ,.;atiil ,all -„.11a epoatationB :o�tB-ldberal�. minded projectors. Four of a Boating Party Drowned. A McKeesport, Pe., despatch says ; This afternoon Jim.Thompson, his wife and 14 - year -old girl, Bessie, and Richard Smith and wife and three ohildren started to row aoross the Youghiageny River here. The boat was old and rotten, and in' the middle of the river it gave way. Both men sank instantly, and Bessie Smith and Annie Thompson followed,after rising three times to call piteously to their mothers to save them. Robert, an 18 -year-old' 'son of Mrs. Thompson, dragged his mother to the boat, and she and her infant child were sup- ported by the boy until help arrived. Mre. Smith saved herself by clinging to the boat. The bodies of the two men and their daughters were recovered. A Disastrous Pleasure Trip. A Rochester, N.Y., despatch says : A sad boating aooident000urred this evening at Ontario Beach. W. W. Frye, a travelling man of Bradford, Pa., was out boating with Mrs. E. M. Wiener and Mrs. J. E. Hammond, of this city, when the boat capsized. Frye pulled the ladies on to the boat three times, but they were so ex- hausted that they could not hold on and both sank. Both leave husbands, and Mrs. Hammond leaves a boy 15 years of age. The bodies have not been recovered. Frye was saved. ' Accident or Murder ? A New York despatch says : A boss trnokman, David Dillon, was shot through the, heart and killed this evening • by •Edward Citterton. Citterton claimed the shooting was accidental. He had stepped np to Dillon to prevent him from striking his (Citterton's). brother Frank. Citterton held a revolver in his hand whioh had been used in the Fourth celebration, and it went off. Dillon rind Frank Citterton were drunk. Edward Citterton was sober. All were young men. • Striking Oloakmakers Hunt for Trouble. A New York despatch of Thursday night says : Abraham Rosenberg and a orowd of thirty other strikers visited the tailoring shop of Samuel Dillet, in Eldridge street to -day, and began an indiscriminate attack upon Dillet, bis wife and the workmen in the shop. Dillet defended himself with 'a revolver. He fired into the orowd and shot Rosenberg, inflioting a. probably fatal wound. Fell 140 - Feet. A Lexington, Vie, despatch. says : This morning, at Buena Vista, four men entered a nage for the purpose of descending into a mine when, withbnt warning, the oar fell 140 feet to the bottom of the shaft. Eli Painter, John Montgomery and Lippe Snead were instantly killed. Floyd Marion, one of the party, is still alive. Yon needn't talk about keening one's word,” said a husband to his wife daring a alight misunderstanding ; " when I first asked yon to marry me you declared that you wouldn;t marry- the beat man in the world." " Well, I didn't," snapped the First tramp—What day of the week is it ? Second tramp—Sunday, I pose— everybody is going in the back door of that saloon over there.—Jura/. " Have yon been to hear Stranes ? " " Yee ; couldn't hear a thing." " Why not ? " "The ushers clothes were too lend." —New York Sun. A woman went 'recently Into a bookeei- ler's shop to purchase a present for her hneband, and the assistant in charge sug- gested a set of Shakespeare. The would-be purchaser met this proposal, however, with the prompt remark : " Oh, he read that when it first oamo out." --New York Star. The beautiful Duchess\ of Marlborough wears three gold braoeletn,from whioh three gold keys hang ie pendant. One opens the look of her grace's jewelbox,the other be- longs to her writing folio and the third to a Sons In A he Author of Tile Erne ser Bon Reply to Critics Advances a Startling Theory, Which Terrified Him Until His Reason and Conscience Told Him That Celibacy is Right and Marriage Wrong. (Treastateri fru n Connt.Tolstora ma'i"'ctipt.) I have reoeived, and still continue to re- ceive, numbers of letters from persons who are perfect strangers to me, aeking me to state in plain and simple language my own views on the subject handled in the story entitled " The Kreutzer -Sonata." With work of looking for, ohooexng, end'winniQg the Weak- de eirabletafbjeeilat Af .103tetetianYabittlt parpee° lying and fraud aro held to 1)QT: to exoneeble ; those of the women and girls in alluring men and deco/lug thew into liaisons or marriage by OA mold gaeetion- able means oonoeivable, ae an iusteuoe of which the present fashions in evening drees may be cited. It am of opinion that this ie not right. e ""F-. .^► '�, bra xraw�,i�ih been exalted by poets and romancers to an undue importance and than love in its varione developments ie not a fitting object to consume the best energies of men. Peo- ple set it. before them and strive after it, became their view of life ie as vulgar and brutish- as- ie- that- other- -ooneeption- ire' guently met with in the lower stages of development, which gees in inactions and abundant food an end worthy of man's beet efforts. Now, thisis not right and should not be done. And in order to avoid doing it it is only Ind Ibat the men and women of onr so- piety have, a ._oeremony__verforrnod by the clergy to whioh they give the name of sac- ramental marriage; they then live on in polygamy and polandry and giving them- eelvea np to vioe, in the belief that they, are praotieing the monogamy they profess. CHRISTIAN MARRIOES A FRAUD. Now, there is not and cannot be such an institution as a Christian inertia e, just as niZ01.6' "x 1 liturgy, Batt., vi-, 5.12 ; John, iv , 21) no., Christian teachers, nor church fathers -Matt., sails., 8.10) nor Christian armies, Chrietian law oourte, nor Christian States. This is what was always taught and be— lieved by .true Christiana of the Arai hind following 0enturioe A Christian's ideal -is not marriage, bat love for God and for his neighbor. Consequently in the eyes of a Christian relations in marriage not only do not constitute a ` lawful, -right and happy state, as onr society and our churches comply. My views on the question may be eno- oinotly stated lig follows : Without enter- ing ..into__dwetetil_e...it_.inay_ eLgenerally..ad, mitted that I am accurate in saying that many people condone in young men a course of conduct with regard to the other sex whioh is incompatible with etriot morality, and that this diesolutenees ie pardoned generally. Both parents and the government in consequence of this view may be paid to wink at profligacy and even in the last resort to encourage its practice I sen of opinion that this is not right. It is not possible that the health of one class should necessitate the ruin of another, and in consequence it is our first duty to turn a deaf ear to snob an essentially immoral doctrine, no matter how strongly society may have established or law protected it. Moreover, it needs to be fully recognized that men are rightly to be held responsible for the consequences of their note, and that these are no longer to be visited upon the woman 'alone. It 'fo1=- lows from this that it is the duty of men who do not wieh to live a lite of infamy to practise such continence in respect to all women as they' would were the female society in which they move made np ex- clusively of 'their own mothers and sisters. A more rational mode of life should be adopted, whioh would include abstinence from alcoholic drinks, frogs excess in eat. ing andfrom flesh meat..pn the ono hand, and recourse to physical labor on the other. I am not speaking of gymnastics,or of any'of those occupations whioh may be fitly described as playing at work ; I mean the genuine toil that fatigues. No one need go far in search of proofs that this kind of abstemious living is not merely possible, but far less hurtful to health than excess. Hundreds of instances are known to every one. This is my first contention. CUPID TO BE SHUNNED. In the aeoond-plaee, I think that of late yeare, through varione reasons into whioh I need not enter, but among whioh the above mentioned laxity of opinion in society and the frequent idealization of the subject in current literature and painting may be mentioned, conjugal infi- delity has become more oommon and is considered less reprehensible. I em of opinion that this is not right. The origin of this evil is twofold. It is due, in the first place,. to a natural instinct and in the eeoond to the elevation of this instinct to a place to whioh it does not rightly belong. This being so, the evil can only be remedied by effecting a change in the views now in vogue about " falling in love'.' and all' that this term implies, by educating men and women at home through family influence and example, and abroad by means of healtby publio opinion, to practise that abstinence whioh morality and Christianity alike enjoin. , This is my second contention. In the third plaoe, I em of opinion that another consequence of the false light in which " falling in love " and what it leads to are viewed eta aur aooiety isthat the birth of children has . lost its pristine si nificance,I and that Modern a marrlage s are conceived lees and lees from the. point of view of the family. I am of opinion that this is not right. This is my third contention. CHILDREN OVERFED AND SPOILED. In the fourth plane, I am of opinion that the children (who in our society are either an obstaole to enjoyment—an unlucky accident as it were) are educated not with a viewto the problem whioh, they will be One day called on -to fade and to solve, but solely with an eye to the pleasure whioh they may be made to yield to their parent]. The consequence is that the 'children of human beings are brought up for all the world like the young of animals, the chief care Of their parents being not to train them to such work as is worthy of men and women, but to increase their weight, to add a cubic to their stature, to make them spruce, sleek, well-fed and comely. They rig them out in all manner of fantas- tic costumes, wash them, overfeed them and refuse to make them work. If the children Qf the lower orders differ in this last reapeot from tbose'of the well-to-do classes, the difference is merely formal ; they work from..sheer necessity,, and not because their parents reoognize work as a duty. And in overfed children as in over. fed animals, nenenality is engendered un- naturally early. Fashionable dress to -day; the course of reeding, plays, mesio, dances, luscious food, all the element of onr modern life, in a word, from the pictures on the little boxes of sweetmeats up to the novel, the tele and the poem contribute to fan thin sensuality into a strong, consuming flame, with the result that sexual vices 'and die. elms have come to• be the normal condi- tions of the period of tender youth, and often continue into the riper age of full- blown manhood. And I am of opinion that this is not right. It is high time it ceased. Tho children of 'human being° should not be brought np as if they were animals, and we should set np as the object and strive to obtain as the result of onr Iabors something better and nobler than a well-dressed body. This is my fourth contention. LOVE OVERRATED. In the fifth plane, I em of opinion that, owing to the exaggerated and a roneone signifioance attributed by our society ,to love and to the idealized states that accom- pany and succeed it, the beet ane"rglee of our men and women are drawn forth and almellgatohellebrae taboundr-,in-=whicsheehe ,exhsaisted-. keeps her loose money. period of l truly deserves to be held np as a worthy object of man'h striving and working, whether it be the service of humanity, of -one a.country,..of-soienge,_ ,oL.arta .not - .to. speak of the service of God, in far above and beyondthe sphere of personal enjoy- ment. Hence it follows that not only to form a liaison, but even to contrast mar- riage is, from 'ft Christian point of views not a progress, but a fall. Love and all the states that accompany and follow it, how- ever, we may try in prose and verse to prove the contrary, never die and never can facili- tate the attainment of an aim worthy of men, bat always makes it more difficult. This is my fifth contention. How about the human race ? If we admit that celibacy is better and nobler than marriage evidently the human race will Come to an end. Bat if the logioal conclusion of the argument is that the human ra will become extinct the whole reasoning wrong. To that I reply that the argu _ nt isnot mine ; I did not invent it. That it Issinoambat on mankin T so to strive and that celibacy is preferable to marriage are troths revealed by Christ nineteen hundred years ago, set forth in our catechisms and professed by ue as fol- lowers of Christ. MAN NATURALLY CHASTE. The same troth la confirmed by our reason, which tells us that the only sold tion not repugnant to the sentiment of humanity of the problem o%verp� opu a- tion is afforded by the systematic striving after chastity whioh, though distasteful to animals, is natural to man. It is a most extraordinary thing when you come to think . of it ; Maithnsian theories can be broached and propagated ; millions of children may be allowed to die every year of hangerand want ; millions upon millions of hainan beings may be butchered in war ; the State may strain every nerve to increase and perfect the means oflalling people and Tool upon this as the main aim and object of its ex- istence—all these things .may be done under our eyes without striking ns as in any way dangerous to humanity, but let some one hint at the necessity of celibacy and immediately the cry is raised that the human race is in danger. Chastity and celibacy, it is urged, cannot constitute the ideal of humanity, because chastity would annihilate the race which strove to realize it, and humanity cannot set up as its ideal its own annihilation. It may be pointed oat in reply that only that is a true ideal whioh, being unattainable, ad- mits of infinite gradation in degrees of proximity. Such ie the Christian ideal of. the founding of God's kingdom, the union of all living creatures by the bonds of love. The conception of its attainment is incom- patible, with the conception of the move- ment of life. What• kind of life could subsist if all living creatures were joined together by the bonds of love ? None. Our conception of life is inseparably bound up with the conception of a continual striving after an unattainable ideal. THE RACE DOOMED ANYWAY. But even if ` we suppose the Christian etian ideal of perfect chastity - realized, what thein ? We should merely find ourselves fade to face on" the one hand with the familiar teaching of religion, one of whose dogmas is that the world will have an end ; and on the other, of so-called science, whioh informs ne that the eon is gradually losing its heat, the result of whioh will in time be the extinotion of the human race. If the lives of ns Christians are charac- terized by such a frightful contradiction between our consciences and reality it is because we fail to understand the doctrine of Christ, whioh pointe to an unattainable, imperishable ideal, and in consequence allow eoolesiastioal presoriptione, wrongly called Christian, to be substituted for the Christian ideal. This has been done in the matter of divine service of apostleship, of power and of mnoh else. The same thing has been done in respect of marriage. Christ not only never instituted marriage but if we searoh for formal precept on the subject we find that He rather disapproved it than otherwise. (" And every one that hath forsaken houses, or brethren, or sisters, or father, or mother, or wits, or children, or lands for My name's sake, shall receive an hundred fold and shall in- herit everlasting life."—Matt, xix., 29 ; Mark, x., 29, 30 ; Luke, xviii., 29, 30.) He only impressed upon married and unmar- ried alike the necessity of striving after perfection. The ohnrohes, however, by endeavoring, contrary to.Ohrist's teaching, to establish marriage as a Christian institution failed' to greats re solid institution, and yet de- prived the people of the guiding ideal set up by Christ. The upshot of this ill ad- vised effort was that people flung away the old before ereoeiving the new ; they lost sight of the tree ideal of chastity pointed out by Christ rind embraoed outwardly the. ecclesiastical dogma of the sacrament of marriage, a doctrine that leas been built np upon no foundationswhatever and in which men do not really and einoerely be- lieve. This affords as a eati'afaotory ex. planation of the faot, whioh at fleet sight morns a strange anomaly, that the prin. oiple of family lite and its basis (conjugal fidelity) are found to be more firmly rooted among peoples who possess clear and min- ute external' religions preaoriptions en the subject --among Mohammedans and Jews, for instance—than among so called Chris. Mains. The former have a node of clear, detailed external precepts respecting mar. riege, whereas the latter have nothing of Stich ' a thing as Christian marriage never wee and never could be. Christ did not marry, nor did He establish marriage ; neither did His- disciples marry. -- -But if Christian marriage cannot exist theelkis such a thing as a Christian view of arr riege. And this is how it may be formu- lated : A Chrietian (and by this term 1 understand not those .oho oall themselves Christians merely because they were baptized and still receive the sacrament once a year, but those :whose lives are shaped and regulated by the teachings of Christ) a Christian, I say, cannot view the marriage relation otherwise than as a deviation from the doctrine of Christ—its a sin_ Tibia isolearly laid down in Matthew v., 28, and the ceremony called Christian mar- riage does not alter its oharaoter one jot. A Chrietian will never, therefore, desire marriage, but will always avoid it. If the light of truth dawns upon a Chris- tian when he is already married, or if, being a Christine. from weakness be enters into marriage relations with the ceremo- nies of the Church, or without the e has no other alternative than to abide "ib his wife (and the wife with her husband, if it is ebe who is a Christian) and to aspire together with her to free themselves of their sin. This is the Chrietian view of marriage, and there cannot 'be any, other for a man who honestly endeavors to shape hie life in aocordanoe with the teachings of A TARRIBLE CONCLUSION. To very many persons the thoughts I..' have entered here and in " The Kreutzer Sonata " will seem strange, vague, even contradictory. They certainly do contra- dict, not each other, but the whole tenor of our lives, and involuntarily a doubt arises, " on whioh side is truth—on the side of the thoughts whioh seem true and well founded, or on the side of the lives of others and myself." I, too,. was weighed down by that same doubt when writing " The Kreutzer Sonata." I. had not the faintest presentiment that the train of thought I had started would lead me whither it did. I was terrified by my own conclusion and was at first disposed to reject it, but it was impossible not to harken to the voice of my reason and my conscience. And so, strange though they may appear to many, opposed as they un- doubtedly are to the trend and tenor of onr lives, and incompatible though they may , prove with what I have heretofore thought and uttered, I have no choice but to accept them. " But man is weak," people will object. " His task should be regulated by his strength." This is tantamount to saying " My band xis weak. I cannot draw a straight line— that is, a line which will be, the shortest line between two given points -and so, in order to make it more easy for myself, .I, intending to draw a atraight, will choose for my' model a crooked line." The weaker my hand the greater the need that my model ehould be perfect. LEON TOLBTOI. ' The Pastor's Lot. Folks go to the pastor with their troubles end ask hie help about things they ought to fix themselves without anybody's sesiet- anoe. They tell the minister stuff they ought to be ashamedto repeat to them- selves in a whisper' at the bottom of the well, and yes this man they hire for thousand or two dollars a year most do their preaching and be the confidant and arbitrator for the whole parish 'beside°. Ministers needa vacation every year if only for a ohenge. Churches should bo glad to give it to them, and all co cerned will bo direotly or indirectly bene ted.— Utica Press. r • Unavoidably Detained., Managing Editor—What do you mean by this : " Mr. Prindle was unavoidably de- tained "? Why, now, Prindle's dead. New Writer—'S that ea ? What shall I do?. M. E.—Well, it won't do to any he's dead in so many words. Use some enphemistio expression. . N. W.—Ob, yes, I understand. (Writes) : "Mr. Prindle'wee unable to .attend, hav- ing gone on a long visit to the Sulphur Springs. " He is a very original boy, that son of yonre. I think he is bound to rise 'n the world ?" " I don't know. We hard thing to get him to rise inthe morning." Mrs. Millais, the famous artist's wife, and the ex-wife of John Ruskin, lives like a royal princess and has a staff of artistically dressed servants, who care for her every desire. - She is beautiful, eoco4npliehea and captivating and is regarded as her husband's mascot. Her Greek armee are poems and her pones the perfection of grape. She hes oriental couches in all her apartments and ie said to be the happiest woman in all. Europe. Her 'husband in worth $1,000,000. 'The largest single dook in the world wale opened on Marsh 12th last to the waters of Port Jaokson in Sydney harbor, New South Wales. It has taken in one steamer of 6,990 tone and had room to spare The celebrated German remedy for barns consists of 15 ounces of the beat white glue, broken into small pieces in two pints of water and allowed to become, soft ; then dissolve it by moans of a water bath and add two ounces of glyberine and six drama of carbolic acid; -continue the heat until thoroughly dieeolvod. On cooling thio- inge thoenpat °=proinising =theeleind.--raiteo le over-deseery=4neignifk==bardonn-toran.elastia-:maes eovred-'with"' r-`ra fe.; those of the men in the sant fraction of the unions which they con- shining, parohment-like skin, 1 41, a