Lucknow Sentinel, 1890-06-06, Page 7He'd Had No Show.
Joe $said! %goat &pion a keg
Ey. Down to the groo'ry store, an' throw
One leg right over tothor leg
An' swear he'd never had no show.
"Oh,no," said Joe,
"Han't hed no show!"
Then shift his quid to'tother jaw,
An' chew. an' ohaw, an' chew. an' Chew.
He said he got no start in life,
Didn't get no mon-ey ironi !lie dad,
The weehin' took in by his wife
Earned all the funds he ever had.
. "Oh, no," said Joe,
An' then he'd look up at the clock
An' talk, an' talk, an talk, an' talk.
"I've waited twenty year—let's see—
Yes; twenty-four, an' never struck,
Altho I've sot round patiently,
h�
, 'R4t ^`;'ft•t� dl "7;:'P�rFa.,
• , no-," eBld_JOe,
"Hain't hed no show."
® Then stuck like mucilage to the spot,
Au' auI, an' sot, an' bot, an' sot.
"I've come down regerler ever' day
For twenty years to Piper's store ;
I've eot here in a patient way,
Say, hain't I, Piper?" Piper swore,
"I tell yo, Joe,
Yer hain't no show;
Yer too dery patient "—ther hull raft
Jest lafred, saiL lasted, an" 1atted.-an'-laffed.
—A. W. Foss is Yankee,B1a2e.
Mr. Gladstone on the Firat of Genesis.
In Good Words for April Mr. Gladstone
ae given in the first chapter of Genesie.
He does not think that the days of creation•
were her day of twenty-four hours or
. ge al periods. " It seems to me;" he
says, " that the days of the Mosaist -are
more properly to be described as Cleepters
in the History of the Creation. That is to
say, the purpose of the writer in speaking
Of the days was the same as the purpose of
the historian is when he divides his work
into chapters. His objeot is to give clear
and sound instruction, So that_he can do
thiiteand.in-orderethatehe-may-do--•it- the -
periods of time assigned to each, chapter
are longer or shorter according as' the one
or the other may minister to better com-
prehension of his subject by his readers.
.Further, in'point of chronology, his chap-
ters often overlap. He finde it needful,
always keeping his end in view, to pursue
some narrative to its close, and then,
stepping baokwards, to tape up some
other. series . of facie, although their
exorfirm dated at a period of time whioh
he already traversed, The resouroee
"of . t,
n�---literar
y art, aided for the last
few ' centuries by printing, enable
the modern writer to confront more easily
these difficulties of arrangement, and so to
present the material to his reader's eye, in
text or margin, as to plane the texture of
his chronology in harmony with the tex-
ture of the action he had to relate. The
Mosaiet, in his endeavor to ex mind th
or er y eve opmen o t e• visible world,
had no euoh resources. His expedient
was to lay hold on that whioh to the mind
of hie time was the best .example of, oom-
plete and orderly division. This was the
day, an idea at onoe simple, definite and
familiar. As one day ie divided from
another not by any change visible to the
eye at a given moment, yet effectually by
the board chasm of intervening night, so
were the stages of the creative work several
and dietindt, even if, like the lapse of time,
they were without breach .of continuity.
Eaoh had its work, each had the beginning
and the completion of that work, even as
the day is begun by its morning and com-
pleted and oonoluded•by"its evening." Mr.
Gladstone expounds- this ingenious theory
at considerable length and in an interest-
ing way. There are other readable contri-
butions in the, number.
Unhealthy Work for Laundresses.
The laundress 'earns from $3 to $7 a
week, with an average of from $5 to $6.
She works in rooms where pipes leaking
and dripping clothes keep the floor wet
moat of the time. In winter the water
freezes and the floor is covered with ice.
She must always be provided with two
pairs of shoes, asehe cannot wear the water
•soaked ones in the etreet. Indeed, a com-
plete change of apparel is necessary in
winter. The ironing rooms cannot be ven-
tilated, laundrymen claim, becanee it is
impossible without admitting smoke and
soot from the outside. The irons are
heated on great furnaces in the center of
the: room, that they may be easily acces-
sible from•either side, and the heat at all
times is oppressive, in summer intolerably
so. In this, as in most employments,
there ie too mnoh difference between the
wages paid to men and women, and convict
labor reduces prides. -Cincinnati Enquirer.
Eat Nothing with Fish.
I think it is a wise plan that an English
friend of mine tells me Sir Morel! Mao-
kenzie adopts in his own family, and has
caused tbe followed by many of hie
friends atfi patients -that of never allowing
bread on t e table when;lie has fish there,
says a writer in the St. Louie Globe.
Under no circumstances will he eat, or
permit to be eaten, fiah or bread at the
same time. He holds that the presence of
bread in the mouth prevents the detection
of the presence -of a bone, whioh is lodged
in the throat before it is discovered, and
strangulation follows.' The wisest way is
certainly to eat fish alone, never with
bread or similar substances, for there is
mnoh danger in fish -bones.
The Brooklyn Eagle says The proposed
trip of the Thirteenth Regiment to Toronto,
Ontario, as guesta of the Queen's Own,
during the Flower Carnival on 'July let, has
been abadoned, the council and officers
agreeing at i't--suas inopportune on the
• year that the regiment is going to oamp.
One of the most marvelous features of
astronomical' photography is the way that
a camera will register the images of stars
invisible to the human eyes. The same
instrumentwhioh shows to the human eye
stare of the fourteenth magnitude, whioh
in the entire heavens would register about
forty-four million stars, Elbows to "•the
photographio eye no less than -one hundred
and . thirty-four millions I Afte an ex-
posure of one'honk. and twenty Minutes a
photographic negative of the whole firma-
ment would display to the aetoniehed gaze
of the beholder a lnminions dust of four
hundred millions of stare. Exchange.
Few of ns wonld be• any better if we
could judge ourselves according to the esti-
mate of other people.
The Czar's brother, the Grand Duke
,Alexis, is going to take some friends through
,Siberia and them how like an earthly para-
diee a Buesian prison pen i0.
SHOULD HORSES BE SHOD.
Interesting Dlsoussion Carried on at the
Leaden Animals' Institute.
" As the publio `are being invited to view
colleotion of horseshoes at the Animal'e
Institute, and a dories of papers are being
read on the art of horseshoeing, the gneB-
tiou,.••whether one horses ehpnid be shod
at all might be raised opportunely," .Bays
the Pall Mall Gazette. " Use and wont
have no accustomed ue to shod horsed
that it will appear to many to be as abeard
to disouss the practice as it- would be to
begin a contention as to the wearing et
boots. But it is"not by any meane the first
time that
the wisdom om o
f nailing g an iron
•�+rp.,r�` u*ll�¢�7�
in question. Some years ago the matter
was hotly debated, when the advocate of
the ehoeleae system oame in for the abuee
usually awarded to the pioneers in any re-
form. The Royal Society for the Prevention
of Cruelty of Animals also give it out that
they _ would prosecute any one who rode
or drove a horse without shoes, being con.
vinoed that it would be a piece of cruelty to
de Bo. It they -are still of the" same mind
they need not leak a subject for prosecu-
tion, ae we know of more than one owner of
horses who has converted theory into.
practice..
TV7a i•t
"THR MAN FROM NOWtf g ."
A New Star in • the English -Spearing
Literary World.
Mr. Rudyard Kipling, like Lord Byron,
awoke one morning and found himself
famous. Not yet 25 years of age, and a
year ago nothing in the literary world, be
is now the literary' hero of Ilea present -hour
in England 'and if the strong wine of
prairie which is preased,to his. lips. does not
make him lose hie head, he may yet fill a
larger canvas than he has yet essayed. He
was born in India, hie father having been
head of the Lahore Sohool of Art; and was
educated in England,' returning when 16
years of age
to the land a
nd of
�x
hip bird} 'n
�"�-�'�=�'�+'•e--��v�;rleA�snr�ungr�i�`tne '`U ltedi"
States, and as speoial correspondent in
India has gone threugh the dona;:ts
of • Bikanir and the mines and
opium factories of Lower Bengal,
hie flame being a household
word throughout almost the entire
Empire. It is in the' portrayal of Anglo-
Indian and native' Indian life that his
genius has found its outlet,_ and. hie selec-
tion of short etories entitled "Plain Tales
from the Hille." published by Frank T.
Lovell & Co., New York, dieplayls wonder-
ful power of character drawing, and that
rC oe in .'e
north of London haat been driving one of
his horses for nearly a year past without
oboes, and his experience confirms in the
fullest degree the views of the ,Rev. J. G.
Wood, as set out in his book on " Horse
and Man," a perusal of whioh induced
him to make the experiment. When the
shoes were first removed the hoofs were
soft, and in order that they may harden
and eo return ..to the natural condition,
the horse was kept on a hard floor in the
stable for three months. That is a costly
lint-necessary--preparation-where shoes'
lave been used, but later eoongmiee will
more than balance the account. At the
close of the period named he was put to
work, and, notwithstanding the tear and
wear in all weathers and on hard and soft
roads indiscriminately, the hoofs are
to -day perfectly sound.
Frost makes no differenoe to the sure-
footedness of the unshod animal, and
whil the brother practitioners
fined_
were confined o
_. to the stable owingt the
o
slippery condition of the roads, _he _went
hie 'rounds with absolute safety.
Thie is a clear demonstration that a
horse can do traction• work without ehoee
with distinct advantage both to the ani-
mal and the owner. And the Rev. J. G.
Wood contends that it oan do saddle work
also, better than when shod, on any de-
scription of road. Veterinary surgeons,
farriers and :rooms ma be :k
prao ice is atter t an theory. The fol-
lowing are the advantages which one of the
author's correspondents sets out as the re-
melt of bis personal experience.
1. Five or -six pounds per annum are saved by
non -shoeing, including the frostnails in winter.
2. Can gallop 011 a road covered with ice, when
other horses are not Safe' even with the use of
frost nails.
3. The weight of the shoes is taken off the feet,
which is a considerable help to the horse.
4. The foot, being flat from thefrog and down
to the ground, leaves no receptacle for stones.
5. There is none of the unnecessary jar caused
by -the shoes, so that the horse travels freer and
lighter.
The doctor's groom, who is . an enthusi-
astic convert to the new system, not only
confirms these advantages but claims that
the animal is Bayed from various diseases
of the foot caused by shoeing, . while its
surefootednees is most remarkable. It steps
high and goes well, and at the end of a
day's work its feet are perfectly pool. If
this aurefootedness oan be secured without
detriment to the hoof, it certainly would
be an inoaloulable boon to the horses
which are constantly Doming to grief in
the greasy London streets, and besides it
would afford not a little relief to those who
have to watch the torture of the animals as
they make painful efforts to regain their
foothold.'
New System'of Building.
A very favorable account is given in the
French papers of the new system of
building houses of iron and steel plates,
introduced into France by M. Danly,
manager of the Societe des Forges de
Ohateleneau, who has set forth its _various
advantages with much praotioal detail,
attracting considerable attention to the
method. It has been satisfactorily ascer-
tained, it seems, that corrugated sheets of
euoh metal, of more than a millimeter in
thickness, are sufficiently strong for build-
ing houses several stories high, and the
material, of course, allows of a con-
siderable variety of architectural ornamen-
tation. •
The plates thus employed are of the.
finest quality, and ae they are galvanized
after having been out to the sizes and
shapes required no portion is left exposed
to the atmosphere. In addition to this it
is asserted that houses constructed in euoh
manner are ''very sanitary, and that all
ventilation end heating arrangements oan
readily. be carried out. In England this,
system of balding hes found mnoh favor,
the superiority of the new over the old
system consisting in the method of corru-
gating and galvanizing the metal. -Phila-
delphia Record.
The. Latett' Hair Cut.
What is the latest thing in a hair cut'?
I haven't been officially notified of any
deviation from the pompadour Oat. But
one of my men told me the other day that
he had heard there wa0 going to be a revo-
lution in the oat. He said that the old-
fashioned cut was going to return. That
is, etreight across the baok, the hair about
the ears to be left think and long and
combed over on -the temples -hooked over.
That was the sort of out your father had
when he was courting your mother. See ?
I don't know where my man got that idea,
but he is always getting an idea soniewhere.
—Interview in Chicago Tribune.
It is again rumored ;that an English
syndicate is negotiating for the purchase of
the Union Stool' Yards at Chicago, the
price being $10,090,000.
Old Mr. Cameo (as the clock strikes 12)
-Bis that young mari in the parlor with
Mabel a minister? Mts. Cameo -What
makes you ask that ? Old Mr. Cumso-I
inferred so from -the fact that he is holding
a protraoted meeting.
Never touoh a vine that has three fingered
leaves -that is, leaves divided into three
parte. Vines that show five finger; may
be handled with safety. Poison' ivy has
three fingera.
r
on y -toot}' born story -teller. Mr. Kip-
ling's sketches of native Indian life are the
result of ooneoientious labor. His infor-
mation has been obtained at first -band in
the very heart of native cities, in dens no
European ever penetrated before; and,
with a happy knack of making people talk
for his entertainment, hie researches have
been facilitated by a perfect mastery of
Hindustani as taught in books, and also of
an inner -life familiar tongue, known in
India bazars as " °hetes, bolee," words
of whioh " women's talk " is a very -
-iroe-trtanelation.lies an incisive
power of representing in half a
dozen pages a complete notion, and
much of his work is of a .very high
imaginative quality. No one hitherto hose
attempted to treat Tommy Atkins, the•
British soldier, as a separate human entity
instead of the 900th component part of a
whole, but Mr. Kipling has • represented
him as he is. He has intense, untiring
sympathy with Tommy; he has eaten and
rank with him, and has smoked countless
apes in his company, -and as a result his
types' are living types, palpitating with
actuality, rude figures of a rough-hewn
race, and unlike anything in literature.
The three characters in whom he most
delights are Mulvaney the Celt, Learoyd
the Yorkshireman, and Ortheris the Cock-
ney, and they are simply as inimitable as
Athos, Porthoe and Aramis. The stifling
atmn hap gra pf t pl ie_an 4,-lang f m� �� H y e in a beoorn nn ri ion
one delights of Simla are all depleted by
'him with masterful vigor and exquisite
grace, and while as a eatiriet hie eye is
keen, hie touch is gentle and kindly. He
may yet, as a high literary authority has
said, become a second Dickene.
•hI
A 8TQRS OF THID.&Y..
Lord George Jeffreys as he Appeared D
In the " Bleach' Aseizep n
Who is not acquainted with the bloo
stained and infamous reoord of" L
George -Jeffreys, of England ? The ate
of the " bloody assizes," in which he is t
central figure, will continue to be read wi
horror and amazement to the end of tim
It has no parallel. Perhaps the be
account of it ie given by Macaulay in h
history of England, though every writer
note who has had omission to touoh up
it hale grown eloquent in describing .i
horrors. The author of the brief sketch
•�
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Lo
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he
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at
is
of
on
to
of
nye: "Ts as in this &bloody assizes
he was to deepen tke stain that already
tiellsiAie fame, and to }Hake the name
of Judge Jeffrey's a synonym for a monster
of bloodthirsty cruelty, blasphemous
r ge, and brutish intemperance. In
the ' campaign he gave rein to
his ferocity ; hs was maddened with
slaughter; and his appetite for blood grew
with- what it fed on. • The horrible glare
of his eye, the savage ,lines of his face, hie
fierce shouts ot wrath, terrified and con-
fused guilty and innocent alike. With
hateful oa IIlpg he let it '
-rye -^-4"1"_, . :.�,ng
guilty, and by this cold-blooded artifice
lightened bis labors. He. had a powerful
incentive to active butchery ; the vaoant
post of lord chancellor was to be won by
good service. The estimates of the number
of his victims vary : the official returns to
the treaenry was 320 ; Lord Lonsdale Bays
700, and Burnet 600. Upward of 800 were
transported to the West Indies as slaves,
while others only escaped by purchasing
their pardons from the judge at most ex-
orbitant rates." When King James fled
Jeffreys _•.made_an. attempt-to,-esoape-to-
Hamburg, but was captured, and after
narrowly escaping death at the hands of an
infuriated mob, was thrown into the tower
of London. There he lay for some
months, tortured by anguish of mind and
body, dying miserably on the 18th of April,
1689.
VICTORIA UNIVIII .. .
Valued Gifts to the Institution Announced
at the Recent Cionvocatien.
At the recent convocation, of WSW*University Chancellor Barwaah announced
that the following gifts had been made
the inetitntion
1.. In the name of Mr. Edward Jackson
Sanford, B.A., the foundation of aMUSK=u
in anthropology. Edward Odium, M A.,
has for several years in Japan, and in
Australia and the Paoi&o islands, been en-
gaged in researohee in anthropology. He has
made exteneive and exceedingly valuableof
collections ions of a
rti
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th t y—olv,riization oftihe rsoai
How`to Drones Children.
The maternal pride that prompts a
mothers to
o dress
their sir o i
h lar
en as well a
possible under. adverse circumstances, say
a eeneible writer in the Ladies' Home Journal
also induces them to spend many an hon
over their olothes without begrudgingg
either the labor or time. Fortunately, the.
most appropriately dressed girls are the
plainest clothed, just at present; but
by being plain in style, it does not follow
that the little frock is not to be of a dainty
material tasteful! made and i
Do notputtoo sombre a
color upon a sad -faced child ; neither have
all around sashes on a stout little figure,
whioh requires tapering effects. A little
honght will soon settle thie part of the
ask, whioh is the simplest. Blouse
nits of the cottons, imitating flannel ;
awn -tennis flannel, which is part cotton ;
nd all -wool blue•and-white flannel and
ergo are the most comfortable of play
reuses, and for.little ones at the seaside
othing oan replace them. If trimmed in
ny manner let it be with cotton or woolen
raid, according to the material of the
revs. Sew the gathered skirt, whioh is
reply Lull and hemmed, to a eilesie under -
waist, and have a sailor blouse, with the
regular sailor collar and coat or'skirt
leeves with a round neok or tiny band as
referred. Misses wear the blouse units
made •in a- similar. style, and their half-
worn skirts may be entirely worn out with
wo or three odd blouses made in this faeh-
on, or as belted waists of wash sande or
triped tennis flannel.
Nainsook for guimpee may be had ready
naked, or the white embroidery oan be
sed. Separate gnimpes are advocated, as
hey are easier to wash. White frocks are
t plain nainsook or embroidered flouncing,
7 inches wide. Those of last season may
e remodeled by adding a waist -belt of in.
rtion, vest ofthe same and revers of edg-
g over a tacked guimpe. If the skirt is
o short lengthen it with a row of insertion
t in. Plaid and striped gingham' are
ways neat with accessories of embroidery,
in these intereating lands. These he ham
offered to place at the disjpeeel'oi %.Yd h'uur.ar
Mater, and to continue his work to make
the collection as perfeot as poeaible i;ee
illustration of aboriginal American lite.
The expense of this work Mr. Sanford hal
undertaken to defray, and dq this aot erects
in his Aloha Mater a permanent and melt
conepionooB end ._interesting- monument la-
the day of hie graduation. -
2. In memory of the late Han. Senator
Macdonald, Mrs. Maodonald continues thee .
4aodonald bursary.
t
liehed in the FacultyofTheology a bursary,
of the valve of $25 a year in New Testa.
ment exegesis.
The Corn -Exhibit in Edinburgh.
The Edinburgh Scottish Leader, May Me
gives a lengthy and enthusiastic a000nnbf
the American Indian corn exhibit at the -
Exposition in that oity. Colonel Murphy
who has the exhibit in oharge, is not only
showing the Sootohmen the different vane.
ties of corn produced in the United States,
end -explaining -to --them the immensity—0U
the crop and its remarkable cheapness, but
he is teaohing them its manifold uses in
the produotion of starch, glucose,
whiskey, etc. "Thie is the first time'
says the Leader, " that the people of Soot -
land have been taught hew to 000k maize ;
and, no doubt, many after seeing and tact.
ing the numerous excellent qualities of that
form of food will wonder why they have so
long been kept in ignorance of them." At
the risk of having its patriotism impeached-
the .Leader declares " that Indian -00121
bread is pleasant to the taste and lighter
than oatmeal," and that "if people are
once acquainted with the really wholeeorlas
and nutritious food that oan be made
from this corn it is thought that export*.
tion may prevent the waste in America.
Colonel Murphy has had printed fifty
different ways of making appetizing and
t 't' a dishefefrom oornneeal. femat _
him' by the Record. If he should prevail
upon the people of Great Britain to learn
how to properly prepare oorn for the tablet
all the rest would be easy. They would
find that it is as good food for men and
women as for horses and oxen. And what
a blessing -cheaper bread would be to the
very poor 1 -Philadelphia Record.
Quebec as a Military City.'
Quebec has always been essentially a
military city, and ever since the days when
the immortal Wolfe scaled its frowning
heights, its history and traditionshave
been intimately connected with those of
the` British army. • It is now twenty years
since the last of Her Mei -sty's regiments
marched out of the gates of the impregna-
ble citadel, built by the Duke of Wellington,
but the -Union Jaok still waves from the
flagstaff of the Queen's- bastion, overlook-
ing the grandest harbor in the world, the
gateway of British America ; and the even-
ing gun is still fired; and last post sounded
by men in the . uniform ot the Royal.
Artillery. So with the people. The beet
families of the city are desoendents of ol1.
army officers, many Quebec boys, edndate
at the Military College of Kingston, are
to -day serving the Queen in all quarters of
the globe,; and in the old Anglican cathe-
dral, in whose chancel the tattered colors
of Her Majesty's 691h, Regiment still hang,
the veetry olerk-himself a' hero of the
Light Brigade otBalaklava, and bearer of
thirteen wounds -shows to visitors the
monuments erected to the memory of sons
of Qnebeo who fell at Seringapatam ancf'at
Delhi. The English-speaking settlements
near the pity were largely fonnded by mili-
tary men. As an evidence of this the
cemetery of the country parish of Valoan-
tier, on the line of the Lake St. John Rail-
way, contains the graves of nineteen
Waterloo veterans. How many country
parishes in England can surpass thie
record ?
A Refreshing Bath.
A warm salt bath is very refreshing to
any suffering from the exhaustion of
travel or of a long shopping expedition -
which ie as trying to mind and body as
anything that can be undertaken by a
woman. Away from the seashore a very
simple enbstite for sea water is a onp of
rook • salt dissolved in warm water and
added to the bath. When the salt is irri-
tating to the skin take a warm bath and
sponge off with- a mixture of . violet or.
lavender water and alcohol, about half
and half, and rub briskly with a warm
friction towel. Such a method erevents
the exhaustion and danger of cold which
follow a warm bath. -New York Tribune.
How He Got Down.
Lady (oommiseratingly)-And how did it
happen, my poor man, that yon became re-
duced to this abject condition ?
Tramp -By being a Christian, madam.
L. -By being a Christian ? Impossible !
T -It is the troth, madam. I attended
a church fair onoe, and all the money I
possessed in the world I had with me.
When I left the fair' I was penniless, and
here I am.
Ready to Poker Little Fun at Her.
" My dear," said Mrs., Jones, struggling
with a pot of jam at. the dinner table the
other day, " see if you oan open this pot."
"Not with my lick," murmured' Jones,
who had been sitting np the night before
with a sick friend. " I'll pars it blind,"
and he sighed dejeotedly behind hie nem -
paper.
The town of Sefron, near Fez, Morocco
is inundated, and the whole plane is in
ruins. Fifty-three Jews and many Moors
have perished- Rp�Ra ialrzalictinellP21iA; Four young whalee,(eaoh about seven
feet long, appeared in the Thames, Eng.,
recently. They gamboled about in the
river, while great crowds looked on. •-'
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and small figured lateens are frequent%
made over for little ones and 'worn wit
.the inevitableguimpe, whioh is called an
" Amerioan idea," though it originated in
France.
Any drese to be made over for a young
girl can have new sleeves, yoke and short
border of tartan plaid woolen goods, out
bias. This may be need for any plain, dark
woolen goods, and if the renovated dress
is of striped material the extra portions
added are of plain' oeshmere. Their sleeves
are full, collars high, or pleated and turned
'over, and the skirts are usually fall and
gathered. Round waists, jacket bodices
and pointed baagnee having fall fronto are
worn by young girls, with full vests, girdles,
half -belts and cuffs similar to those worn
by older girls. The only silk addition made
to their toilettes is of aurph or India silk in
email figures. -
Still Hoping.
Miss Hevyroa-No, John, I cannot
listen to your love. 'Farewell forever.
John -Might I ask one question.
Yes."
" Is this a Simon-pure farewell or one of
the Patti brand ?"
Not a Wise Investment.
Brine -So you have been buying real
estate out West ?
Freshleigh-Yes; bought 16 lots.
Brine -What did yon make on the deal ?
Freshleigh-Made an ase of myself. Do
you want to buy^them at a fruitful dis-
count? -
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" Tour Grace."
It is told of the late Duke of Rutland
that he one day met the little daughter of
one of his gamekeepers. " Well, little one, y
he asked, " and what do you call yourself Y +
"For what we are about to receive may
the Lord make ns truly thankful ; amen,"
was the astonishing reply. The child had
simply followed home instructions to the
effeot that if the duke should ever address
her she should be sure to say " Yonr grace.'
—New York Tribune.
First Drank, at the ball game -Look
there! Miokey is going to steal third base.
He van do it. They oan't put him outs
There he goes i Second Drank -They've
put him out. First , orank-Yea ; the
blamed idiot might have known he'oouldn't
get to third.
Amy- What do you think of the young
cornetist, Mabel ? Mabel - Oh, he is
just utterly toot -too.
Emperor Wilhelm has had an electric
railway made for bringing the dishes•from
the kitchen into the state dining.room.
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