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Lucknow Sentinel, 1890-04-18, Page 6ee eeeete f-LOTOR TO ,RAIN , , ► a P ^ M .woommemo a ll `Paul oseger t; tow *me .-Theeititiliateltallieasation In P els-sash Aturnishos ataterial for a Roarhag li'ares 4ra,Bti®a Court , - ~ 4 • . Room,' eTe ileeeetehth 70eye t A eta end l'erfehc.hE-ei eeeej tete °act '11114" - In the 1initecl States 'Court • MOW in dais on in :Utica. Paul Jewett Gregory was on trial, charged with g the •gusted Mates mail for frftudulent, epurpoec e, The trial begin Friday before Judge Coxa, and throughout Friday and Saturday Judge, ,jeta7, •witnesses, court officers and thi room full of spectators were oonvnlsed wili),ill ter tie certain lettere gnd.papers rt;s9_ re 'rex _ , Judge Coxe, who anioyyil, a good lang,h himself, f>airlyeehook in his seat at 'Setae. looking exactly like ono of Albert Bernhardt', New ]stole -4 Disstaestal Nome. A yeateefteere Purse neeheli...!!e eeeeel d Pe eaten," a't reyetio ;co= in ria pert% by Iildmorid Heranoonre, was read at the Oixged'Hiver to-nightby Sarah: Bernhardt, Phillippe -Garnier and Bremont. M. La- mQni eanaa oroheatra - executed eeleotiona. by Beethoven and Wagner's- prelude to " lr'arsifpl; ' the motive of which ie fronrthe scene symbolizing the Saviour's utterance, "Eat this bread, it is my flesh ; dank this wine, it is my blood." This wee enthnsi-' astioally applauded. It was just before this prelude that Mme. Bernhardt, robed in a white flowering brocade, { a! Cut that.welt .ineertg. ' Nom. lttpntered the 8t►11e. She was followed by piper some eighteen months ago.It read ]itr followas Infallible, ,Detection impossible. Satisfaction andsuocecs guaranteed. Win anyman's love. Sou get:�it sure. Learn by/mail. Only nine pent • litamps. 'No postale answered. Beal well. Ad- , .diens Bureau of Science, Buffalo, N.Y. GuEoolrr mug i vn CRAnnm:R Paul -James- Gregory, -ihhe-_profeasctr--of- tbis scientific treatment, resided in Buffalo. Be hag, been termed. by his many students "at The Move Charmer." He claimed to and women could win the nndying love either of their fiiends or entire strangers. From hie office in Bailed') he has been sending circulars, calling attention to his wonderful dieoovery, through the mails. The businei•s, it ie claimed, brought him a revenue of 025 weekly. One of the fleet letters'read was sent by Gregory to Franoio A Mortimer, of Pottle - ride, Pail., a`idwyer., who corresponded with bice under the name of Frank Hugh Smith. The letter -read ae follows: I teach lose charms by nail. I guarantee any ane ean:master the system in three days. Now, "gilt°yourwant-to-win-the-love, passions -and• deajres aot,any one' o1 the opposite sex I can give you the seeretnpon.the payment of 415 in advance. It works under all circumstances, in any place and aataneetime. By following my instructions you can gain a woman's love. as readily in a church Syron the street as by -long courtship. A pertain glance of the eye, a twitch of the hand or head °nay secure for you the love of the most beauti- Sul of women. 1f a person is your bitter enemy yon can operate my treatment with:as equal enocess as if she were your beat friend and win 'heir undying love. Either tie: can follow out with enoeebs n. lessons. Over seven hundred n}�slsof-.mine-have-vroirtlre-fi+sveof. the -person - whom they wanted to wan. What does a few dollars amount to compared with the desires, gam -ions +ions and love of the peroon whom you want to gpags life ith ? • My °ystc•= is perfectly in- fallible and mlese. The system ie not com- mon properly, therefore you will have to pay $lu fur seven lessons. Gat the postmaster and some minister of the gospel to guarantee that I will receive my money. I am no frand and will So everything f say. The greater • part of your •access depends on your faith in the system. Study my lessens perfectly and magnetism will be rapidly developed in your system. THEY WANTED TO Bi LOVED. The Government presented a number of letters in evidence that were received by Gregory in answer to his advertisement. Theywere mostly from women all over the =entry who wanted to be - loved. The fol- lowingare eztraots from some of them: Alady from Boston writes : I have longed to be loved for twenty, years, but aa yet cannot find the secret. I would give any - *Line if I could get a man to love me., , A young woman from New Orleans says : lam 18 years old and amassionately in love with Ge.rge Francis Train. Tell me how I am to sin AnotheieIetter reads : ----M-dean-47-yeaire--old; het -do -riot., -giro- 'hope being married before I die. Give me the secret e1 true love and you will prove yourself a philan- thropist. From Dakota comes the cry : . I want someone, I don't care who hole, to love. l am red haired and live on a Dakota farm. Send the secret by telegraph, O. O. D. • WANTED A ld'OONIOAL. The following was received from a Utica woman : " I think that after many years of reflection that I would like to gain the love of a nice clean old man. I am 49 years.old, a widow, and have my eyes on a wealthy old bachelor. The quicker yon send me the secret of love the better, for I m burning with the desire -to again enter the marriage state. If your secret is successful you inn receive $1,000. It you fail; then I am lost. Delay not, for I shall hourly expect yourmes- sa A young Veneer girl says : ism a young student and do not , know what love is. I am anxious to make it a study. I want .your aid;and assistance. Gregory was defended by State Sena- tor Laughlin, of Buffalo. The de- fs�nnoe was that the paper in which the advertisement was inserted was tint allowed to pees through the post cffiae, and that Gregory was only teaching what soientiate have practised for years. •. Postmaster Sackett, of Buffalo, testified that the papt r had been received in the snails. Francis A. Mortimer testified that, the reason he corresponded with Gregory was because he knew the scheme was a fraud and that he wanted to See what there was to it and bring Gregory to light. The case was given to the jury on Sat- - nrday night. They were out all night and Judge Coxe discharged them, on Sunday adorning, as they were unable to agree. Congress to Regulate Canadian Railways. A yesterday's Washington deepatoh says : Senator Cullom submitted to the Interstate Commerce 'Committee to -day hie report upon the investigation whioh that committee hail hien making dieting the glimmer into the competition of Canadian Meatya with the transcontinental railwa e of the nited States. The report'atpresent will not be given out for pblication; the statement having been made in the committee that until all the members could give it careful consideration it was inex. pedient to publish it. A member of the committee, who read it, however, nays that ft is an exoeedingly strong document. It reoommende that the Canadian Pacific and Grand Trunk railway] shall be placed under the provieione of the Inter - elate Commerce law so far as it will be practicable to do that as to the Wittiness transacted in the United States. The report in short recommends that exactly the thing shall be done whioh the managers Of there roads would not do. The committee will not meet again until next Wednesday. At that time the expectation is that the committee 'will adopt this report - as its own,, and that it will then be made public. A fano mohair of cream color, delioately flowered, is an edmire,blefabric for making ,iaby a creeper. te MM. Garnier and Bremont, attired in evening dress, to interpret the roles of Christ and Judas Iscariot. The enormous auditorium of the Cirque d'Hiver was orowded to the utmost capacity, and about 4,000 liersons meet have been present. The poem is a sort of myatio representation of "Boots Homo." The Virgin is a woman whoa° maternal instinots a and lo-'hez son ore in conflict with her religious awe and- devotion to the Vieeregent� of God. Sarah Bernhardt read the linea exhorting shearers hares and crucifixion - with an impa3sioned yet' subdued force that caused profound emotion. The audience °bowed their appreciation by shouts of " Bravo, bravo," end round after round of applause buret forth when M. Gar- nier read the lines of Chriat as He drove the publicans ont of the temple and X. Bre- mont pronounced the mocking retorts of Calnhae, the high priest. Some yonngstere in the gallery made a scandalous demon- stration in favor of the prinoiples addnoed by the publicans, and two or three butcher boys yelled, " Hurrah for the publicans, they are- better, then our bookmakers at Longohampa." As M. Garnier nounoed the words of the Saviour calling little children .to Him, and exhorting to charity and repentenoe, two or three voices shouted, " Assez de Christ," " Assez de Christ." The andienoe�=rose to their feet with exoitement,and cheered and applauded, the adore. Men in the premiere seats of the pargnet,the fashionable portion of the house, shook their fats at the butcher boys and men who -had- interrupted the performance and demanded that the police should put them out of the house. "Ala porte, a la Porte l" resounded on all sides, and the excitement was tremendous. M. Garnier. with diffi- culty made himself heard as he shrieked. out, " Ladies and gentlemen, do you wish the reading of this poem to oortinue or not, as if not, we will withdraw." " Oai, oni, oni, oontinnez," was heard from all parts of the Salle, min led with a few'shotits of., On. a+t a ante : ern t art trembled with emotion and pressed her dainty lane handkerchief to her eyes and wept. There was a perfect pandemonium. Nothing could be heard until M. Harcourt, the author, bounded down to the platform where the actors were seated' and shook them all ; warmly by the hand, and facing the tempeetuone andienoe, shouted with stentorian voioe, The actors will pantie a few moments to enable those persona who are discontented to retire." M. Haranoonrt was cheered loudly with shouts .of " Bravo, Haranconrt, bravo." Then by aid of the police some 80 or 40 of the discontented, most of them butcher boys out for, a lark on Good 'xl• day,ihe one- day of the year when the bntoher shope are closed, lett the Cirque: This lively and agitating Beene had now laded halfan hotir. Sarah Bernhardt and her fellow -actors were pale and nervous, but the audience, with the Stormy element now eliminated, shouted " Continnez." Then the reading commenced again and was deservedly applauded. JONATHAN'S LIQUOR BILL. A House Committee Presents Reports on a Big Subject. A Washington diapatch of yesterday says : Representative J. D. Taylor, from the Committee on Alcoholic _Liquor Traffic to -day reported to the House the bill agreed. upon by the committee providing for the appointment of an alcoholic liquor traffic commission. The committee's report say° that a large portion of the people have for a long time desired an honest, intelligent, impartial and thorough investigation of the liquor traffio. Inquiries by a similar com- mission in England have had remarkable results. Reports from domestic sources indicate the liquor traffiooauses four-fifths of all the orimee committed, wastes one- half of taxation, causes the expenditure of 8300,000,000 a year in drink, incapacitates mentally and physically half a million people for labor and business, causes three- fourthe of the pauperism of the country, is responsible for the. fearful increase in insanity and imbecility, and does no good to anybody. On the other hand these statements are denied and pronounced to be the hallucinations of a diseased brain. Therefore, says the report, let ne have an investigation and let the world know the truth or falsity of these assertions. - Repre- sentative Quinn, of New York, presented a minority 'report against the bill. Jesuits Off to Germany; .. A Burlington, Ia., deapatob says : The resignation of Bismarck, and the cense- Tient, change in 'attitude toward the Order` of Jesuits in that country,' is causing at grand stampede of. Jesuits from "this parr. of the country to Germany. lttev. Father Joseph Krenish, head of the Order in this oity, is aotively preparing, in' oompany with hie entire corps of workers, to return to his native land. The father said to -day that he and his class had always retained a strong regard for the fatherland and ite institutions, and by the resignation of Bis- marck, whp wan an enemy to the German Church, they are now restored to their prestige and preferment in Germany, where their Order isivery wealthy and pow- erful. " We` have hailed with delight," aaid he, " the 'change in government affairs in Germany, and have resolved to return to. that country at ono°." - William Liddle, the Dunbar centenarian, was entertained to a banquet on March 18th by the Dunbar Castle Lodge. Fremasons were present from all parte of Scotland and England. Mr. Liddlo was presented in the nameof the craft with a silver snuff-box. -Nearly 012,600,000 will be required to run the city of Chicago for tbe'Ineat yet♦r: T ONT. I(' iEGISU1JR -The ..• VIng cella fire -'read -a third, im6And putted ;___.__ Roelpseem the profession o arohiteotii-- Hon. G W. Roes. To incorporate the Huron & Ontario Railway Company -Hon. A. M. Roes. Respecting the Hamilton & Dundee Street Railway Company --Mr. Awrey. Hon, jeer. Hardy moved the House into Committeeon the bill to amend the Free Grants and Homestead Agt. _ `Mr. Gibson (Hamilton) presented a re- port of she Bureau -of Industries for 1889. The following Bilbt passed their third reading�e,,ti.teefeeetlettee.— a_ : .'.lt. �p. a o dimity o ompany- �', r 'Amours. To itidwLpoiste the Arthur, Gue]pli & Ontario Railway Company -Mr. Clarke (Wellington). The House went into committee and re- ported the following Bills : Respecting contracts of insurance -Mr. Gibson (b °milieu). To simplify the procedure for enforcing meohenice'.liens--T'beAttorney General_.,. Mr. Mowat proposed that Mr. Craig's bill regarding the language in Public and Separate schools ehonld come up for its eenn.i reanino at s n r. ' oss -. uron move' , a `"" "' ie' . ons° will .to• morrow resolve itself into a Com- mittee of the Whole to consider the follow- ing resulutione : That there be granted out .of the con- eolidated revenue fund to. the undermen- tioned railway companies for the con- strnotion- of the portions of railway hereinafter mentioned, that is to eayy: (a/To the Ontario & Rainy River Railway a eaiih subeidy of, three thousand dollars per mile (03,000) for theconstruotion of thirty miles of said railway westward from the point near Sand Lake` where the fif ty-milee--terminate--for- whicheesid--wale granted by chapter 35 of"52 Vie., entitled " An Aot respecting aid to certain rail- ' p'(b) To the Ottawa & Parry Sound Rail• way from Egansville to a point in the township . of Sherwood, a distance not exceeding thirty mike, a cash subsidy of 83,000 per mile. 'That alt the .provisions of section 2 of chapter' 85 of 62_ Vio.,xcspeoting the .option of substituting half yearly payments for forty years in lieu of a cash payment, and all the conditions provided by section 8' of said Aot shall apply to the grants hereby made. Provided, that any arrangements midi betwetn the Rainy ,River Railway Com- pany and the Fort Arthur, Duluth & West- ern Railway Ccmpany providing for th expenditure of any part of the aid hereby grant iiifiV a Fortion of the line of the Port Arthur, Duluth & Western Railway shall be subject to the approval of the Lieutenant -Governor in Council. That for the purpose of forming a sub- sidy fund there hi hereby set apart so much of the lands of tine Province belonging to the Grown as lie within the distance of ten bailee on each side of those portions of the Ottawa & Parry Sound Railway and of the Rainy River Railway to which aid is hereby granted, or on each side of that portion of the Port Arthur, Duluth & Western Railway upon which, by agree- ment between the companies, any portion of the aid. now or heretofore granted may lee expeatid wlndh ileo 1ia7l Tia sold acid dealt with in the same manner as provided in sections 4 to 10, inclusive, of the said chapter 35 of 62 Vio. " Mr. ' Meredith thought it very undesir- able that this question of the railway revenue should be left to the last day of the session. Hon. gentlemen should have known what 'was their poliey at the beginning of the session. , The motion was parried. Mr. Balfour drew attention to a small grant to the vadoine farm. He said that when wanted the points had been found ;to be useless, and at was necessary to get points from Detroit. Mr. Drury said he had .only recently heard that fault was found with the vaccine supplied by Dr. Stewart.. He would see that the etate of affairs was remedied, or if this could not - be done that the grant was withdrawn. The House went into committee on Mr. Drury's Bill respecting statistical returns. Mr. French objected to the legislation whioh .. provided for the collection • of etatietiacs on chattel mortgagee, as it would be an unnecessary disolesure of private matters. Mr. Drury said thatlh order to arrive at the true state of . the people it was necea- eary and advisable that statistics . el, this kind should be obtained. Mr. Gibson (Hamilton) did not see why there ehonld be any objection to this Bill. it was necessary, if a reliable bureau of statistics was to be established in this Pro- vince. There, ehould be some provision in the Bill to show the actual number of mortgagee whioh have not been renewed. Het denied, that the Government had any sinister motive in view in introduoing the Bill. The bill was then reported with amend- ments. The following bills pseud their third reading : To amend the Election Aot as to the seoreoy of 'voting -The Attorney -General. To amend the Act relating to Manhood Suffrage -Mr. -Fraser. • . Respecting exemptions from municipal assessments -Mr: Ross (Huron). " The Assessment Amendment ' Aot, 1890" -Mr. Awrey. Mr: Hardy moved the third reading of a bill to amend the Free Grants and Home- eteads Aot. Before dieperaing the members gave,vent to their pent.ap feelings during the session by heartily joining in the National Anthem, followed by Atild Lang Syne, with the usual handshaking. !three,, rousing oheere • fol. lowed, and the members of the Assembly of 1890 wended their homeward ways in the moiety, dawn to take up the thread of a temporarily interrupted career. The Best He"dould Do. Mrs. Brown -What madeyon chalk your name on my new table ,7. Little Johnnie -'Cause I'd loft my jack- knife. It is said when w Ma or h snow clings to the trees the propof fruit will be large. {>;ORi1TEFUL ERIN. Etaa, Doesn't Even Thank Ws Rescuers, and Goes to tiervo Germany. & Zanzibar (able says : ;Broin Pasha, in .:.i ..,",S:D.. _ nen 1,dr falsely deeoriaing him re the plaintiff i Tippet) Tit's. ease, $he real- plaintiff being Stanley. • •Emin appears to be mistaken, in title, the real plaintiffs being the Emile Relief Committee. The general belief is tbet pethidine here are making a oatspew- of Emin. The Times' correspondent at Caine re. porta Stanley as saying: "Emin had both Englisch and German offioere, and he cannot be blamed if he thought the German officers preferable. The German sphere of influ- ence ia-olearly deflnede Major Wiseman and,the enter rising Germans ere entirely u J '-O , ute r o eo alterwai a wall towed �::: .°�6IPil'rl� Fr' �rxi:�i u his clothes being burnt off, and hie hair singed away.. He lingered fora few hours in terrible agony. The deceased was held in the highest esteem by both foes and friends in local politics, and as a bueinees•- man he bad a high reputation. He was a native of Edinburgh, and had turned sixty years of ego, He..emigxated- to.Adelaide in . - 1852, and shortly afterwards established an agrioultural implement and maohine fac- tory at (donne Barker, •which hag since ro• • into ffieiamb.11e¢�dimengs,iyQQns- Hie CfRiff r�., •-. r, �.•••'�VL. V VL `VV11l LLlIexllUi (%l, ' Emin'° proclamation reveals his sorenees Public Werke in the Ayers Boucaut and was nnneceseary. ietry in 1872, and in the .laet Ministry he The National Zeitung declarer that the held the d fiiao of Chief Secretary." About intrigues of the British East Africa Qom- ten years ago Mr..Ramsay visited this pony have been thwarted by Emin's enter• country, in eybioh h, had a number of rola- Emin ,has written to neither Stanley nor Among them are five nieces, MMie-Saint Parke since they left him. Stanley ex- presses regret and snrpriee that Emin did Mre. onia; , Hamilton ; and Mrs. Hogan • not come to thank the Khedive: Be sup. Brant. poses Emin is unable to adapt himself so .a+ 3ivilized life A TERRIBLE. DE eI, • Prominent South Australian Loses His - Lite by Fire in a Railway Car. T�ho_N€.ii'nbnrgh.Secoteman sayer "Parti-_ _. dr ead.-hooneroedive 1-ofetho-teem - t eteh iu Adelaide late week of the nun- 3. G. Ramsay,. ZvIJ C.,. one of the leading end moat thoroughly ;espeoted public men in South Australia. Mr. Rameay,accompanied. by 111 ;r. W. Bonneexell, M,F,, loft Saddle, worth on January 1.7th iu the ordinary train for Adelaide; they travelled in the same compartment as far as Riverton,when Mr. Ronneevell ohanged into a smoking oar- ridge. Mr. Ronaeevell went to sleep, but was awakened by the report of the burst- ing of the kerosene lamp attached to the roof of .the compartment. When aT'.""'! w.Ciri "'�:diiY.'iS'. '-""frit-V Yin LAY • 'i'J �Jy :..:_�. ,1:�d C" _ ;'_,Y_. : irk_ ....i.. .ry,...,..� of every aosletance. • Any traneereesion by either the English or the Gerlpen is s matter for diplomaoy. Emin is verynsi- tive. Thinge hays gone unfortunately awry since he returned. It is likely manors were misrepresented to him during hie ill- ness. He probably think° his absence the best plan. If he wins over the Arabs he wolf add to his reputation and not hurt English interests: Still the Gertnanseennoie be too cautious in their natural desire to eecnre trade routs°.. I brave laverd_ of no action either by the Germane or by Emin l + THIS LaND OF THE CZAB. A Country R here Education is Dangerous and Thought a Crime. A St. Petersburg oable seers : All the universities have been olosed by the Gov- ernment. /The students at the St. Peters- burg University made an. attack upon Lieut. -Gen. Greaser, chief of the St. Petersburg police, who went to the nniver- eity to quell the disturbance, and treated him inert very rough -manner Her -was thrown to the floor, and while lying lime - trate was kicked a dumber of timee. The students abandoned the meeting which they had proposed to hold yesterday, the attendance being- too small. A number of the studete who have been interviewed pereieted in their deolaratione that the agitation' arises solely on account of educational matters. In proof of this deolaration the student assembled at the nuivnrdY'iy'an-d-t' . 0' WO ' .: oa 118 11 0 and sangthe anthem, " God Preserve the Czar." The Czar is greatly incensed be- cause of the. dieturbanceo, and has signi- fied his intention of closing' all the higher public ednoetional establishments for a year. It is feared by the Russian officials, however, that a year's idleness will foster the growth of disaffection among the stu- dents. The police at Gateohina have discovered explosives on the .grounds of the Imperial Palaoe. The Imperial family have in con- sequence renounced the idea of going there to flnieh Lent. The Czar for two days has suffered from a relapse of influenza, whioh had compelled' linin to postpone anted sande. His condition is not serious. Among the students arrested are Prince Viazenisky and 'a son of Nabokoff, a former Minister.of Justice. GAMBLING IN STAPLE$. The Chicago Big Wigs Trying to equeeze Out the, Little Fellows. • A Chicago despatch saye : The Board of Trade is drawing its lines closer and closer in the natter of shutting off quota - tient; from unauthorized parties. Detec- tives were yesterday set to watch the mes- sengers employed by firms on the Board, and, whenever anything snspioions was noticed in their actions their privileges of acmes to the floor were out off. A line of quotations was gent to Milwaukee, and Suspicion was aroused tbat the wire had been tapped by bucket shops.. A stop was put to this. Many firms are now putting their quotations into cipher. It was dis- covered' also that a telegraph operator was furnishing information' to the bucket shop -men, and this was also stopped. In spite of all precautions, however, the bucket shops managed to get quotations. _T± the preeent vigilance is kept up by the Board offioialo there will not be a bucket shop in Chicago doing bneineea enough at the end of a week to pay expenses for rent. A PROTECTED" NAVV. Aliens Man the U.8. Navy --A " Protecting" Measure Presented. A Washington despatch says : The bill to prevent employment cf aliens in the -navy etas reported to the House, by Mr. McAdoo, who says the committee, has direct evidence that the . decadence of the Ameriaan merchant marine has so reduced the number of American sailors that diffi- oulty is found in getting naturalized men to man our war vessels. The committee also has evidence that preference has been given to foreigners in -manning the vessels of the navy,rather While citizens by birth and adoption. Outside of apprentice boys there are 1,938 American -born men in a total, force of 7,946, and, counting the boys, there are 3,668 American -born as against 4,278 foreign -born. The committee uneat.i- monsly recommends that the bill pass. Cheating Uncle Sam's Royenue. A Fort Wayne, Ind., deepatoh eaye : United States Consul H. W. Diedrich writes from Leipeio to former associates of the Faculty of Concorde° College that he has nnreathed a gigantic system of frauds on the part of Garman exporters., whereby many thousands of dollars of import duties are annually lost to the United States. He does not particularize on what articles these frande have been praotiood, belt will shortly forward to Washington a detailed report of hie disoovery. A Philadelphia clergyman is said to have married 14,000 couples during hie ministerial career. That minister has much to °newer for. ' -New stationery imitates cork. A Forgetful Husband's Fate. Mrs. B. F. Mallory, who resides in militia, town in South +^,aroltn�i; �vaa trleasad with aT - - °r husband who was really uo better nor no wore than the average. man. His moral , fl character was unexceptionable. He would, it is true, when' he went to thetheatre with his wife, go out between the acts on the pretext of having to " see a duan " ; but as dramatio entertainments were scarce in the town, and the whole country side at- tended.them whenever the opportunity was. presented, Mre:-Mallor--y=-was-not--inclined to look too severely upon this weakneso. What did irritate her, however, and cause her often to brood over the hardehi sof her wedded life, was Mr.Mallory'setran elapse of memory on particular ocoaeions. Had' this forgetfulness been noticeable under all circumstances she might, probably, .. have looked upon it- as being oonetitntional, and have borne with it patiently; but it was evident that Mr. Mallory die not need the 1' o any eye's.. c mnemonic o remem- ber certain things. .For example, when she, asked him for two dollars toward house- hold expenses, he could glibly rattle off all the, various amount;, of money which he - had given her for two months past, and the number of bushels of putatoee and pounds • of sugar which he had ordered during that time at the grocery store. And yet; sing- ularly enough, if ehe gave him a letter to post the chances ware ten to ene that he would oarry it around in his poeeet for two weeks, and that she would only dicover it when mending a hole in the lining of hie • , coat. A more impulsive woman than Mrs. Mal- lory would have made life unbearable for ethasforg al mien ; but all that the did on such occasions was to give him a reproach- ful look, the eff:•ct of which was evidently completelyelost upon him. She also gave him every opportunity of showing how sorry he was, and of preying in a practical way tbat he really was to be depended upon, After all. One day, when parting . with him at the front gate, and just as the street oar was doming up, she asked him to call at the dry. geode store on his way home in the evening and get her a skein of black Bilk, a paper of hairpins, a 'package of needles (No. 6), a oroohet-hook, , a cake of toilet soap, a spool of thread to match a piece of mauve-oolored cloth which she gave him, two shoe !awe, a package of envelopes, a glove•buttoner, and two yards of torohon lace (inch wide, largo open work, and with • scalloped edges). 4t may pos- sibly not be credited, but 'when Mr. Mal- lory reached home it was without the hairpins -and ho had only the trifling:. exouso that he had forgotten all about • them 1 No wonder -that Mre. Mallory's patience became exhausted, and thatehe deter- mined on redressing her .wrongs 1 The long-suffering and patienpe so oharaoteris- tio of woman were, however, .possess'ed by her in a marked degree ; and she felt that she really ought to give her erring husband one more chance to reform. So, after a. week of unusual forgetfulness on his part, .ehe aeked 'him to do something so simple that there could not be the shadow of an- exouse for theslightest error on his part. This was nothing more thano bring her home, on approval, a pair " shoes, No. 4t, last " O," , French kid, patent - t attier tips, not . too high in the instep, hand -sewed, "ailk lined, roomy at -the Wee, moderately low heels, no ridges around the ankle, and buttons ' with patent fasteners,- with a button -hook thrpwn in. And yet Mr. Mallory brought home a pair ofshoesof No. 8 size, with narrow toes and high heels, and with a general Chicago air about them that would, have exasperated the moat patient woman in South Carolina. Mre. Mallory's cup- evae full. She . went. into an adjoining room, and, procuring a. pistol, returned and . levelled it at Mr.. Mallory and ended a career of deception and • forgetfalnese , . Since that time no husband in the neigh. borhood passes the post office , without, mptying his pockets ; and the oler sin tho •- ry goods stores are amazed at thtienoe- lib which their male onstomers match olore, and at the difficulty now experienced ' n Warning off on them a hie& spool of i hread, No. 40, for a brown Spool, No. 50. nd the married men of South Carolina re rapidly disposing of their pistols at any 1 e d w a A a price. -Philadelphia Record. The new parasol is made with at hollow► handle which serves as a receptacle for hairpins, a powder rag, vinaigrette, pencil and what not., "By the light of their burning corn they can read the mortgages on their farms," it Bill Nye's pleasant reference to the condi- tion of affairs in the west, where the fond Granger believes in Protection and vote. accordingly. • fit'