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Lucknow Sentinel, 1890-02-28, Page 2r.= A Pr tA.lIt.ATdO BOOM= • Benteneine the Young eereaoh Pretender' TitfiSiberian Atrocities Forge eemia Address to the Const -A Great . lin% At Tumult. Bret Reported. A Paris cable 'says : The Duo d'Orieane, oldest eon of the Comte de. Pieria and heir to the throne of France, was condemned this afternoon to two years' its rigonment td!� i05115F"1105115F"11 44".Hasa JaMOUWRiCu iLE"' ycq.va-day 1.. trial' in the Pal;ie de Justice President questioned Bergins Btepniak,theweU-known Tardiff began, " Mohsieur le Duo d'Or - writer of Russian political and: soeisl:con- leane, as to -day's tribunal is differently elitione, regarding the recent outrage in the conetituted from that 'before which yon, °onlitic*d t)!1Re fl at Karst, intern Siberia, *Ce....tle "t, veered; T nrrw elide toeenet<ti the nasal" preliminary examination. Your name la 'Louie Philippe' ?" " Robert Duo d'Orleane," interrupted the young man, as if jt•alone of his title. "-3Z-otr were -born at- Twickenham. You are the -eldest .son.of.Conte deParie, grand --- son of Louie Philippe, wain reigned in France until Feb. 241h, 1848 ?" "Isur.' " You are, doubtless, aware that the law forbids the heads and heirs of the bosses which once ruled to set foot upon French territory, yet yon were arrested in Pe. ie'on Feb. lab, where your, presence is unauthor- ized. Will you explain your action ?" The Prince, very pale and evidently con- trolling himself by a great effort, glanced nervously about him, and seemed to find, enoonragement in the multitude of sym- pathetio faces which met his gaze. Straightening himself with a proud move- ment of the head and shoulders, he made the following declaration. Hie voice pounded low au he began, but had he whieperedeevery-,...word_ .woulti_have_beel heard distinctly in the remotest corners of the room, eo intense was the silence. As he went on, be spoke louder, his cheeks flushed; he looked at his judgee ont of a pair of eyes shining with old-fashioned courage. He made a pretty picture as be stood there telling hie simple story, refus- ing to ask for mercy, ready to accept the ooneegience, in hie: boyish enthusiasm ap- pealing to•the soldiers of the nation,tqde- olare that he had done--no-wrong.- --These- -were hie words : " Monsieur le President -I beg permission to address you with no display of fine phrases. ' I came to•Frence to terve in the army of my country ae a common soldier. I have nothing to de with politica-that concerns my fathers whose reapeotlul eon and faithful servant I .*W1 I did Iiot`ge the Ohamber•p. Deputies but to the enlistment bureau; I know the - risk I am taking, but that did not atop me. I love my oonntry. Ie that a fault ? I longed to serve Franca in the -ranks.. Ie that a -.-crime ?<<_ No 1 Then I am net guilty. I need bodefence. I thank my counsel for the :devotion they have shown, but I request' Mem not to plead for me. . I have no favors to ask.' I make no appeal for pardon. In exile I have learned so honor the magistrates of France. I shell respect their judgment. Bet if I am found guilty I know that 200,- 000 soldiers of my age will declare me in - noosed, and all fair-minded men and women will,do the.same.'; A the Prinoe_ceaEeo-speaking_ihethn which bad settled over the chamber was succeeded by a tumult of cries. and voices. Whether the speech' was the result of bis own ii.epiration, or, as the Republicans maintain, was written for him by more experienced advisers, there is no doubt that it was a distinct success as far as the andi- enoe was concerned. ee Under the combine' inflnenoe'.of the stifling heat and intense' excitement, women became hysterical, and etnelling bottles andhandkerchiefs;.oame into great deneend. ,Even men gave way to emotion, and more than one pair o f masculine eyes winked bard to keep back the tears. After the sentence had been pronounced a thousand persons invaded the advocates' robing room. Many were Monii6histe, and shouted, " Long live the Deo d'Or. leans 1" Their al outs were met with 'counter cries of " Down with the Deo d'Orleana 1" '9Loiig,live the Republic 1" The guards were powerless tie restore order. After venting their- feelings here far a ttin& the crowd shouted, " lo the statue ; let us crown Henry 3V." With oneeacoord they rushed to the site of the statue, where there were cries of " Long -live the King I" from the Duo's sympathizers, and counter erica of " Long live obs Republic 1" from his opponents. The police made twenty- five arrests. d 1GOVERNOR ' ERUTALITY Uri Stepniak said the reports already pull- Iiohed gave only a hint ,of the horrible tragedy. Trustworthy .information has Leen received in cipher lettere that got through -to -Paris -and -London fRom-esiiea in _Eastern..Baberra. These lettere,.,which. are meagre serape of paper, tell the story • - aoly in uta main outlines. But one who -', Lnowa about Siberian prison life: does not • • deed s circumstantial recital to nnderetand . - *heornslty of discipline and the agony of fA4ffeting'bf which this horror was the eel - ,urination. Full details of the- dreadful -•'; 'story cannot be long now in -reaching the - western World Coming eo soon after the �tnblitsty given tothe Yakntek atropity,Mr. Stepniak thinks it can hardly fail to deepen the sense of honor already Mt by the :civilized world at Bosnia's treatment of political offendere. " • A worMN FLCGGED TO, DEATH. -The facts so far received' are ati. followe : :alma. Bigide. did not commit suicide as • the earliest reports stated. She died from a,effeotsot -b► arne1 flogging. The flogging -• -took place on Wednesday, November 6th. Awes continued -till the victim lost eon- aciouienees. She never revived from the ' shook, but grew weaker until Fridays when • - she died. , ;The news of her murder pro- • - duoed widespread dismay and anguish • -among her fellow -prisoners, end three of ' •"' them, unable longer to bear their wretched Jute; committed` suicide by -taking poison. Mow' they obtained the poison is not • laown,'but probab y t ey ad long had it An their poesessioa, and were keeping it as >• last resort. The names of the women ti^=r: ere Marie Kaluzbnaya, Marya Pelonvna aralefeltaya, • and Nadezhda Smirnits- TM'. VICTIMS AND THEIR CRIMES. Marie Kalazhnays Was arrested in 1884, yen yes esti n stf loyalty. Her 'fattier Wee a merchant at ' r Odessa. Every Means was. tried in . vain" $tiextort from her a confeseion.implicating . ' Ler friends. At last Col. Katanski brought , Ler' a forged etatenieiit,pnrporting to be the r • confeaoion of her fellow -conspirators, and .promising immunity if.sbe also confessed. • ai ie felt into the trap, oonfessed, and her confession was used against her friends, who - were sentenced , toepenal servitude'. • • When she learned -Mei bad been convicted on her testimony alone, Marie called upon >Ratauski and fired a pistol at him, wounding him alightly in one ear. For this she was sentenced by court-martial to twenty years'• penal servitude. • Marys . Paulovna Kazalefskaya was a • married lady 35 years old, daughter of a well -$mown landed proprietor in South Bnssia}.l?aul Voroutaof, and 'lister of • Basil Porouteof, one of the best known political t�oonamiste in Russia.. She joined a secret eirole which was captured by the police in 1879, and waa•eentenced to thirteen Sears' • penal servitude with exile ice Siberia for life'and deprivation of civil rights. Her ' °huabend,•though not:present, was sent by administrative proal 8:r a thoussed. miles from the mines to which she was sent, The • • separation drove her insane. In 1881 ebe was allowed to join herhnsbeed in the hope -of restoring her reason. She recovered, but a new Governor seperated them again, and tine was returned to -the Kara mines. ' Nedezhdts Smirnitakays was 33 yearaold ands student in e. women'e college. hire was senten ced • to the Kara mines. for ib yesre„with penal servitude.' • Shortly after the .suicide of the three women s brother of Marie Kaluzbnaya,. a political prisoner. died, soddenly.. It is not definitely known whether he died by poison or whether his death•retulted from grief at the death of his •aieter. �, Another exile named Bobokov committed suicide rather than submit to a flogging. He was a nni- versity student, and took part in a pnblio demonstration which displeased the anthori- ties. He attempted to escape frotnehia prison, and for this was exiled to the mines of Eastern Siberia. THE. FLOGGING EDICT. Mme. Bigide was flogged Under . the orders of Lieut.- General Baron Korff, the Governor •General of the Province of the Amoor. The•orders directed that the secret edict of March; 1888, signed by _a-alkin Vrasskoy. Director General of, Prisons for rs' the Empire, should be unflinchingly -en- els. This edict required that political 'F ►` convicts should be treated by prison officials in the same manner ee criminals - - ` condemned • for common • few offences. Political offenders were thea made liable to flogging for breaches of prison discipline. • In pat way Mme. Sigida ` ipranegressed t♦tette the rison rules is not matte lain. But ae flogging a sensitive and cultured woman to • tenth for any breach of primp, discipline; btr.'Stepniskthought,. wouldimpress ,fhb Western wcrld wish profoup4 horror. The political prisoners at Kara, Mr. Stepniak said;'herelearned that the politi- cal exiles et , Saghalien had been cruelly Bogged. They were constantly in dread of torture eimilar to that inflicted upon Mme. Sigida. THE' CENTRAL GOVEEWML>NT REePONBIBLE. • Mr. Stepniak. were asked whether he drought the Czar, matte that the horrors at $era"'had' been Made publio,wonld interfere to mitigate the severity of pr?eon discipline' in the case of political convene. 'He replied that it was not unlikely t k y hat the pnblioa- tion of the facto would force the superior officials of Runlet to take Borns notice of the dffeir. .But, he said,�the flogging and the Other brutalities were entirely due to the direct orders of the`Jentral Government et St. Petersburg, namely, the edict of March, 31888. The !Ministry of the Intelior was directly responsible for the renewal of corporal punishment of • political prieoners, which had been suspended in 1887 after • .04 A GALL/mar COLLA3QB And Many Worshippers in a London Churchare Injured. A London cable of Sunday nye : An acci- dent of an alarming character, by whioh several persona • were seriously 'in$uaed, 000urred to -night during divine eervioe at Independent Bromley p Chnrob. Aorass the • .rut erVesa1 wteets' days 5roness?.este cs fixed a -balcony capable of holding 60 or 70 persons. While the pastor was reading the ,leesone the gallery , with scarcely any warning, suddenly collapsed, precipitating peat into the bel s < nc,:wr ..�o -- o �, :.: z3o arch. A cloud of dust obeeured the view of the remainder of the congregation for a few minutes, but when it cleared sway it became obvious that numbers of persons were buried beneath the ruins of the gal- lery. -Phefallen debrie caused an abstruse tion at the entrance and prevented any assistance being rendered from the outside, but willing halide were soon at work clear- ing away the fallen timbers and extricating the unfortunate occupants of the •fallen gallery from their perilous position. ' The gallery was, pretty well filled at the time, and about twenty persons were buried. T • e ,' ork of removing the debris 000upied eo ; e. When soeompiiehed it was foun that while most of the victims of the accident were eeverely bruised and out, five had -received serious injuries, which in some instances may unfortunately prove fatal. One young lady was unconscious when extricated. Two medical gentlemen in the congregation attended, to the injured, of whom several had broken legs ,and- • arms,:- while -others • had•- - internal Injuries. • vsaD A BABY E'Oit A PILLOW. Archbishop Fabre institutes a Crusade Against Abuses in Cemeteries. A Montreal deepatoh ,says : Archbishop Fare has issued a circular letter on burial abdsee, which enacts that " no one must take from coffins or caskets any ornaments or mountiegs once they are•within cemetery gates” 'The•onetom has been introeuoeU of stripping coffins of their ornamental mountinge.before final interment, and the spoils are taken home as sonveniere. The arohbishop also forbids people to rent Doffing and ornaments, as has frequently been done. The bodies were removed from e4-to-ae-leae--pretence grave. Aa an instance of the abuses of un- dertakers the archbishop oites a oaee where 'a man, having lost a young child, was unable to attend the burial himself, but relied upon en undertaker whom he gave $'10. A few .days later the father he upon the cemetery authorities to • be sure that. the child was properly buried. There was no such entry on register. The father then Dolled upon the undertaker and forged him to produce the body of the child.: The coffin of a grown up person wee Opened and there the little corpse was found serving es a pillow to the body of a woman with whom it hsd been buried. '.Irepoff ordered Begolnboff to be flogged. Actor Vanderfelt who goes through a monk execution , in . " The Pr ince and the Pauper " in New York, was hanged by the neck until he wee nearly *deed last Them- e day night. An improved hanging appliance --a I never senssge Weetither," 'groaned bas einoe been adepttcd., the ground hog, crawling bank into its oage. Boulangist Victories. A Paris oable of Sunday says : Eeleo. tions wereheid in a number of - divisions to -day for members of the Chamber of Deputies. MM.: Naquet and Mary, two Boulengists, whose election was queshedby the Chamber last December, again head the poll irf two divisions of the Seine de- partment, but second ballots ere necessary. M Healy polled within 100 votes of M. Mery. The Bonlangists Goueeot, Reveat and Laura are re-elected in three divisions of St. Denis. M. Believe', Boalangiet, is. re-elected in "toe firet :division of Sceanx, receiving 11,022 votes against' 9,829 for M. Goblet. - A Progressive Teacher. • The New York School Journal nye; "At ,the Ontario Normal School, Toronto, the Prince of Wales gold medal- which( is given to the teacher who ranks" filet in practical teaching, and on written examination, in a class • o!- about 150, bee for the two pest years been won by graduates of the Hamil- ton Model training School. Ire Principal, Mr. S. B. Sinclair, B4., is en ardeltlt admirer, and enthusiastic exponent; of the new education P:'greeeive . methods are taking firm root • . `o anadian Boi' a'• " -INFLUE4. OF BEREDIT She who a toper's daughter, yet was I Her lover and the maiden fair would wig's 1 put the quetstion to iter. Har reply : • I don't care if I do," was all she said. e., -Poet Whittier had An agreeable our - prise the other day in the ebape of a • check for $1,000 from Bonner. Brothers in pay- ment for his poem published recently in their weekly entitled, t' The Captain's Will." -The clean newspaper has, in the long ruin, the most permanent circulation and patronage, The paper which goes into the homes and le reaa by the families is the paper Which counts ite enbsoribera by -the ;e ear instead of depending neon `the fluctuating abler, of the news companies,. end it is, after ell, the family paper wbioh swinge the power.-Jourrialiat. h • 1 TUAT—tS�N;-fl1' L -A -W. t Court Cosaip About the Doings . of Troublesome Battenburg. A London cable says : Court gossip says that the quarrel between Queen Vio toria and her son in-law, Prince Henry of Baftenburg, has broken out streak witb renewed violence, and thePrinoess Beatrice is having a dreadful time of it, as she loves her hneband devotedly and is afraid of her mother, to whom she was alwaya a sub- miseive.daughter. It is certain that the Queen is an exacting mother-in-law, and, ,while willing" to allow Prince Henry to smoke pipes in the grounds and to have a separate allowance of money, she won't stand his bringing fellows home to dinner without leave,nor hie slipping off to Lon- don every ,pow and then and corning borne diehevelled. Battenbnrg is said to' be will- icg to live out of England, but asserte thea the British law gives him the ; ouetody of his wife, and he means to have it. The Queen is between two stools ; she mnet either loge her favorite daughter or she must tolerate Battenburg's chums when he brings them home to take pot -luck. He Should Have Signed the Cheques. Ar„,London (Able of Wednesday says Hlteabeth Vincent, a y onng and attraotive woman, was '.rb Banded at Riohmoed to- day on the charge of attempting to murder Lewie Henry -.Isaacs, member of Parlia- ment fon Newi>egton, Walwortb, in Oct& ber last. "Mr. Isaacs seduced Mies Vin- cent when she was, fifteen years of age, and has since allowed her £400 a year. The prisoner inveigled Isaacs into her house and then ordered him to sign a number of obeques. He refused,, whereupon she shot him in the arm. The bullet was not re- moved, and, in consequence of the wound, Mr. Isaac's fingers are paralyzed. Ja4e1. Bribers Plead Guilty. A Chicago despatch, of Wedneedey says : When the ase of the men indicted for attempting to bribe the Cronin jury was called today, the four remaining defendants pleaded guilty. The court told them what they were liable to in oaee be enforced the full penalty, but said hewouldhear evidence to determine what mitigating or aggravating cironmatanoee there were. 'f he work of selecting the jury was then begun. Public interest in the' case has greatly lessened since the flight of Grabens, who is,enppoaed to have been near *behead of the conspiraoy to corrupt the jury. ° So They Were Tied. '1• Henrietta will you marry me ? " " I will knot." " WmsN'T STINGY ENOUGH." A Fugitive United -States Hanker Supposed to be Hiding Here. A deepatoh from Middletown, N.V., to the New York Herald says: There is an interesting sequel to'the story told by the Herald of the disappearance of Banker Eugene B. Semingwtr,y, of the town of 3 • •1 A b t 5 000 worth of real $ U in D VOL pu co an estate with which to satisfy 860,000 -of in- debtedness to depositors in bis bank ,and other oreditore. The defalcation was a great shook to neonle in the Chenango Val- ley. The fpgitive had euoceeded to a pros- perous banking business established by h,is deceased father, and as he had no expen- sive tastes or vices, and was shrewd and olose-fisted• in -business-transactions, he was looked -upon- by=the-fermere and tradesmen_ of the vicinity as a thoroughly este man. On Saturday afternoon, December 7th last, he locked the doors of bis banking house and took a train tp. Binghamton, where -he changed to a train for Buffalo, and that was the last seen of him on this aide of Canada. It is presumed that the fugitive found a hiding place at or near Hamilton, Ont., where he is said to have an uncle living. He left behind him an interesting family, ooneist- ing of a wife and little•blind daughter and an invalid mother, to all of whom he seemed devotedly attached. In so far, as is known none of his family or friends heard a word from him nntile day or two ago. One of hie former business friende has now received a letter from him, mailed on ,this side_pt,.the_Canade _line._ end affording no clue to his hiding place, wbioh' is in the neture of a plea in extenuation :of bis con- duct. He denies that he carried off any ooneiderablo eum of 1 money,, and adds : " They called me etingy, but if I had fol- lowed my own interest I should have been more stingy. I am a wanderer and a out• prit, but there are those at Whitney's Point who are to blame for it." He proceeds to name a number of prominent business men _whom he Accuses of having betrayed• his confidence. The tone of the letter indicates that the fugitive banker is already eiok of exile and outlawryand wants to compromise. with his ore ditors in order' that he may safely return to his family. The creditors probably see no other way of recouping any considerable portion of their losses, and it- is understood t at mostof"them are ea • er to open negotiations wit t ' ter: The Ilan Wbo Has the Bluest. Some men, we meet have tacos that are bright and fresh asMay ; They seem to sort Ce, cheer us--up-and. frighten -_ care away. It does no lots o' good to stay erotic d 'em for h , while; Its, better'n any mediciue to linger in their smile. I h'atntno use for dreamy oyes anS sentimental slosh • less it orter he b osh. aiia'knlie � sw�'rri'brr'ot,t.,4 a tri �. • e e an Free Education For Girls. A most praiseworthy movement is about to be set on foot by the Ladies' H7me Journal of Philadelphia. It proposee to give to any young girl of 16 years or over who will send to it, between now and Januery let, 1891, the largest number of yearly subscribers to the Journal, a com- plete education at Vassar College or any other American college she may seleot. To this is also pinned a second offer which guarantees to any girl of 16 or over who will secure 1,000 yearly subscribers before January lst, a full term of one year , at Vassar or any other preferred, college, with all expenses paid, thus making it possible for any number'of young girls td receive free education at the beat colleges Any girl tan enter into the competition; and any. enoh can be thoroughly posted by simply writing to the Ladies' Home Journal at 435 Aroh etreet,'Philadelphia. Ten Commandments. Here are the ten commandments of the Hindu Theological College of Madras, and very sensible onee they ate : 1. Pray to God as soon as yon tine from yourbed-5, 5.10 a m. 2. Wash your body and keep yqur surroundings clean -5.10, 5.30 a.m. 3. Prostrate yourself before y our parents or guardians and take, good exercise -5'.30, 6 30 tem: 4 Prepare well your school lessons -6.30, 9 a. m. 5. Attend school regularly . and punctually and do the school work properly. 6. Obey end respect Your teachere and the teachers of the other classes, and other respectable 'pereorie. 7. Read till 8 p.m. at home. 8. Pray to God and go -to bed -9 p. m. to 5 a. m. 9. Keep good...company and avoid bad com- pany. 10. Practice righteousness at all times. -New York Tribune. A Cure for Diphtheria. The following remedy is said to be the best known ; at least it is worth trying; for physicians seem, powerless to cope with the disease suooeesfully. At the first indication of diphtheria in the.tktroat of a child make the room close; then take a tin cup and pour into it a quantity of tar and turpen- tine, equal par. • Then hold the atm over the fire so as to fill the room with tames. The little patient, on inbaling the fumes, will oough up and spit out all the mem- branous matter, and the diphtheria will pass off. The fumes of the tar and tarpon. tine loosen the matter in the throat, and thus afford the relief tbethas baffied the skill of physicians. -Exchange. • Slim Philtres to be the Style/ With spring styles, slim figures' will be introduced, and fat women ordered to wear etripee, long, straight draperies, end yokes for all underskirts. Already the yokes are tjue notion stocks. They are made of canvass and silk, profusely gored to fit 'abodt the hips smoothly, and .edged' with buttons to which the pettiocats can be bdttoned.-N'ew York Wdrld. THE extract given below is from "'Knox- onian " in this week's Canada Presbyterian. Who he is hitting at we do not know, but surely it bannot be Hunter and Crossley : The class of people •who call theu.selves evangelists have correct ides about empty. casks-, They get down near the bo tom of the cask in about a fortnight, and as soon al thev scrape the b 4ttom they take their motioy, bold ,farewell meeting-arid—leave, Some of the A. BILL bas been . introduces% into the men who 'make a tremendous noise in a cern- New York Legislature enacting that every • 'inutility for 'ten days could not ho d but for a manufaoturingemining' or quarrying, tum- - year it holding out were to cavo rho oommut,ity. baring, mercantile, railroad, street,. stir- shrub ,g incidents, just eo any add, 0 many "-Bra flag IucidNn{e, so many adds oases, so many face, electric 'or eleve►ted railway, steam- allusions to the great work 1 have done in other boat, telegraph, telephone and municipal p ao,mand tbi. wisely the oommuuuy daony.eeo too company and water company shall pay bottom or the -cask, and the idiotic portion of weekly each and every employee engaged some communities is largo. in its. bueineea the wages earned by such Dashewey--I think thateRobingon in the employee to within six days of such pay. best dressed man I know:,Cleverton-Ia ment. The Bill it meeting with consider- that so! What does he wear ? Deshaway--- •.able opposition from the incorporated 1 never noticed -Clothier and Furnisher. .bodies, but organized labor ie working Cobwigger-I have the prettiest type- etrongly.in favor of its passage. writer id town. Can ebe spell well ? Cob- Q'ieen Elizabeth Of Roumania, known to wigger-Didn't I• jest tell you she was literature as Carmen Sylva, is said to pretty ? have broken down in health completely.__ -._France ja!efe_esoeped from the " Man on This will be heard with regret by the Horaebad1," bet the Boy with the Tin whole literary world. Sword is still abroad. 7t looks ' hey choose, It makes me sad tt r meet the mon who always 'bus the blues. Some peepie tLiuk they're pious with . their faces Th all do tmy es. arpear to me a case of bil- tousness If fares .tad and long'ri the oc.ea ter climb the golden stair, There ain't a donkey b the land but what'll gallop there. 'hate my Borrows, but,1 strive wherever I may rFo net meue evezycbody. else partake ..ef all m/1-_ o woo Luce 1 The Unelected infant. An Uunelected infant tiighed our its little breath And vv��ander5ed- rbrrugh the darknete along the • chores of death; Until the gates of heaven, agleam with pearl, it spit d, And ran to them and clung there and would not be denied, Though still from earth rose`mutterings : " YOU cannot enter in ; Depart into Gehenna, you cbild of wrath and sin." 1 I'm charitable, I trust, and yet I flatly shall re - To say I really love the man who alw'aysihae the' b ues. At last the pt's Were opened ; a man with f atures mild Stooped down and raised the weeping and Un- . elected child° Immerta] ilght grilled "Softly -down avenuea:ot blies, '• A3 o" the infant'sforehead the spirit 8placed a • ]tries. "Who- are you, thug to Lalli w my,Uneleoted brow"? " Dear child my name was Carvin—but I sed things better now " Proof Positive. `Hooker Crook (riespairin11y)—Do yon think Bessie intends to marry Jack ? - Riton-(unfeelinglyja I--k-now ohrod oes-L s,w her send for a copy of the divorce laws yesterday. A Manor !'amity.' Prodley-I hear you've keen gettit m irried. Brown -Yes. cm-d'ica you mare i ?" " Milly Jones, her mother, her stepfather ani two maiden aunts." Why lie was Tired. " Hello, old man! You look played out this morning. Does the cold weather make yon tired ? " " Well, rather 1 Sat un last night with a sink furnanoe." - , • • INCONGRUI TIFS. Wbo cuftivatee the choic•:st plum May never be a pumber ; And though a' bey imay " do " his SUM ' He can't beton e a rummer ; And yet the lad wLo is a Linn " will grow, to be'a bummer• dud if-one-Sit-not-stery--ter hum," He will become a " hummer." -The peal of a banana has a falling inflection. - The Sabbath day is the savings bank of humanity.. - Dog, seal and goat 'skins all help to glove society nowadat s. -The bntton•sboe remains the favorite with Philadelphia girls. - -Walt Whitman still be 71 years of age on tbel31st day of next May: ' - Be useful to yourself first, your friends next and the world afterward. _. -It ie worthy of remark that an oyster never gets into a broil'while he's in liquor. - The only way to be happy on five Tann tired a year is to live endear hnndred,sand ninety-nine.' ` -The world seldom looks. to see the kind of tracks you left behind, provided yon only get there. -The man -who never offends anybody can usually count hie friends on the fingers of one hand. . -Many a ccffin is covered with roses -by band's that never before gyve its occupant anything but thorns. j -Beer • bottled in 1798 by an English firm was recently' opened in a. London restaurant, and pronounced. sounds and hearty. " All the world's a stage " may ex- plain Why, some l:eople ,find it each a slow sort of it place. At the funeral of .a young married lady in. Brazil the coffin, hearse, driver and horees•are draped with briebt scarlet oloth'• -The popularity of a young man in Atchison society is said to be attri uteri to the fact that he was never known t wise one young lady to another. -"Oh, yon get the fat of the land at this boarding-house," said the mietrose of the hoose. " Yes, that is true," assented Brown, es he thought of the oleomarga- rine. -" There is a greet deal of character in the nose," said one travellir g man to another. "Yes." "Did yon ever notice how a large nose imparts dignity to a lacer " Tohe-eure•-it's. the ' scenter' of gra. Tvityhe Methodists are not asleep on •the odnoational.gaestion. Plans for creating a great university in Washington are now being incubated. An option for a este of 90 acres near Lake View, eePresident Clevetetnd's home,has been. scour Mr:1/4Parnell ingoired in thalniperial Honee of Commons yesterday whet notion the Godernmcnt proposed to tike upon the report• of the commission appointed to in- vestigate the Times' Chargee. Mr. W. H. Smith said that, aethe report bad only been in the bands of the Ministers` for a few hours, no. decision had yet been ar- riVed a�. Editor's Friend- I see you have it nese reporter. Has be hsd experience? Editor -•--Ile meet have had a great deal. He ineiated on getting his week's salary in adgsnoe.-Texatt Siftings. • John D. Rooketeller'e wealth ie, eetimated at $136•,000,000.. He devotee two „hours daily-frt,m 7 untilo'olork in .the m ing-to the examination orn= of the pile of lettere addressed to him, soliciting money for various purpoeos. Says a miller to the lsdiea : "In se - !sleeting finer reject tatty 'with ft bluish tint. Tbo best deur has a very perceptible, Made of 'strew color in it." • r. }