HomeMy WebLinkAboutLucknow Sentinel, 1888-12-07, Page 7The, Old fockin
g-lPLair. ..
'My grandmother satin the old rocking -chair
•
(But she ural not my grandmother then).
And her pert little time was bowitobiagly„!<alr,
And she 1.ugbed'& defiance to men; •
Mer sun -bonnet fluttered like bird on its string,
Her hair wandered'frea on the breeze;
Underineaththose cold gnarled other eros
. pPle trigs. ,
NY grandfather rode through the, White:,oroha
gate, rd
Anil tethered his roan: to *tree
Ro'd a well -powdered wig' on, his SPIT 1 on
pato, Yu
, g
And high tasseled 'beets to his knee..
:From thbt pink apple blossom,. that over him
He brushed oft the dew with his fiat'
Till he Came to the place where theroc in -
Ming, $ E chair
• And my, merry young grandmothereat.,
- The kin cu
f p and daisy bloomed round in
pride, - their.
And bees of their sweetness dld'sip;
'Bet my grandfather blushed' and my grandfather
sighed,
• As he flicked oil their heads with. his whip.
• MY'graiiny, she hummed' her a cunning 'Old
'stomp.- •
"Faint heart never won.ladye fair 1" • •
• . So• he wooed, and, he prayed, and ,before ;very
Jong
There eat two in that. old rocki
na-oLair.• •
• -John Gerals113renan,• in Ddsgon Herald.
• A ,HUSBAND' TOO hIANY.•
:The Story of Enoeh Arden Re -Told
'r • .... With
variations. :
A sort of Enoch. Arden s
-time related el tory al Poli
r aced' at the Central Police.
• Station, Philadelphia, the other day. When
the cane of ,• William Decker was called
'. Magistrate: __Pole, 'Mrs. by
. charged her husband : Rachel" Decker
with.
battery, and said thatth. assaultworked
mud
he had worrked. but
• one. week of the poet year. The Magistrate
- ked William what�he;had to say, and
husband replied :. : Ser Orel .husband
came back. lest
•week, and . m wife
./ • me out of the way BO that she can :e wants
live with
Mrs.•Dooker colored un• thie.and said':
•" It is tree that my former•'hnebandis in• .
the city, but when; 1 married Decker' ten
years ago e
1.thought:myhaeband was.dead.
His mother died a 'short -thine '. ;dad.
engaged a lawyer to fie
auTeye go end'I
lett 'b ,• some money.,
y her. Through mentiok of the
matter in the news a rs
P pe . my.fiiat husband:
returned. He•'iamb, to ,ray ,honee last
Friday Under the influence ofliquor, and.
• quarreled , with Decker, who' was: also in.
toxicated. if 'I ;had: not •interfered blood
would have been spilled. Myfirst
'• • band's name is, William hue:
' ',prefer to to T.onerf and I would
take him back if I •mnet'live with;
cone of tb tiyo, for he'treated
_ � '•.me
;''.than Decker has." 1. letter
JahnShefnrther.;etated that:
had• . two' children by each husband and
that her first 'husband ie : now en orti
the-ohildren. : Decker was he . " PP ' °g:
for gelid.'.. !d fn $600 bail
Horses rot: Military,
' A -L -�ndon •
o correepoisdeni;.. in a ' cfiatty.
;letter upon 'European > ,military
Writes: " Several -times in theSpring' 1
� • spring' I.
Ventured in urge, n on
the adv'is •' • g P Canddian fermate
ability of .breeding. horaeefit; for
English, military use. I'.have. this week
'aecertained.another: sae
do so. r onwhytliey'ehould
d Some military men were.of. opinionth,
at we could get what.. we., wanted at the
Cape of Good Rope, and Bome months ago
an army veterinary' surgeon was 'sen
South Africa to report' on''t' - y of
P he 'supply of
horses available. It is the old story of the
`.snakes in Ireland. " There, are none. Mr.
• Name' ,says the . Cape ° horses have
deteriorated since; the days in Which India
generally `drew her supplies thence. The
Suez - Canal has diminished the ; contact
with the Cape and farmer" have stopped;
breeding, 'se that Cape horses do not• ;
ran over fifty-eight • to fifty, -nine
inches at the shoulder, .are deficient, in
bone, narrow chested, pinned in at : the
• eibowe,. _ badly- -developed; -with spin u
znupelee in croup 'and. t P
highs.:. And ,with:
orooked hind leges -in a word, ' good before`
but bed behind the saddle.' On the other
'hand, they are good-tempered and • quiet,
can live on what. they pick up or a little wh
oat -cake, and'oen'do long journeys on_very A wor
11` bad roads in the .hottest weather without College,
showing • signs of. ' service.' In Basuto his conn
Land the.:animale .are a. little better, but at; rice f
$ ey •a�pnly-cobs; aad.•yet'"lbby.�aan cover applying
• 4 0' to 80 miles a day, carrying ,180 to 196 Cote ''wht
lbs. So.we, cannot look, to the Cape' for remarks,
horses for.'other. than : mounted infantry of :a ti
work, and the field ie therefore all the more •under. ` of
Open for. American.' breeders; I have . on •The bids
previons.occasions said so.innch in detail -of of howa
what,our army requirements;' are, that it is hind' of
needless to :• again occupy 'space with it.;' difficulty• .
T rues has repeatedly' 'pointed out the of`•our o
tagesto.Canadian/armors and•othere was ant
in breeiing. horaes for military purposes •in the other
foreign:countries Canada can become the..'eiieted ' in
INCIDNNT$ M _...
Q._ A >1tE1[ORABLE BIER,'l�,
Weighty g ty 8lgniaoaaee ,rind Literal T•
ulin.
meat of Prophecy=�,'"And Shall Seep
Thea in on Rvery Nide"-Date of Ceuw.
den of Jewish 8acrlase8,. .
•
• And when wheve as .come near he behold ' the
City an p rit.. + Forth•• la Behall
come upon thee that thine enemies a ;all met a
trench about thee,; and compaee thee roup
keep thee in on every, side and :fib d, and
even with the ground, and,thy childrenwithin
thee, and they shall not. ,leave in thee. one s
up. .n another, because thou knewest tope
pl, thy visitation.=Luke xi;,.41-44.
It glue but a generation till all thi
fulfilled .to the letter, and it 18r sn was
day from the page of,' histo known to -
those were over which the sac what as
He foresaw 'them at that hour. Not to
dwell upon the fearful story of the destruc-
tion.
. of Jerusalem by the Roman army.
under' Titus, son of Vespasian, in A..•D my
let a senteoce, or two from a writer ofto. 7 y
0,
euffioe:' day
"At last Titim drew a
vallation • round t __. a ci of ' diron a
to ar'aoif : hQ doomed city,; and began
y all the deserters who fled to,hirn.
The inoidente of the famine
fell upon the besieged cit are which then
most horrible in human city
the
oorpees bred' a pestilence. ; •, The
ouses
were Shed with unburied !amiinnee of the
•dead. 'Mothers slew and devoured 'their
own children. Hunger, rage, despair and
matinee(' seized the city., theFor ''
for five centuries, on Jul • first. 70
the daily sacrifices. of the t 17th, A. • D, 70;
want of riests t imp/Dis a se for
.,: ...P ,_ _._..o offer. them. piseaee. and.
slaughter ruthleltsly accomplished ..their
work•. •- At last, amid shrieks and flame
and suicide arid massacre, the temple les'
taken and reduced to ashes. The was
altar of eaorigce was heaped with the slainlain:
.The ooarte. of the temple swarm • deepp
blood Sia thoueandmiserable in
ohildr'eneank with a: wild; 'cr women aur'
amid theblazing riling . of . Y of terror'
Romans adored the insignia
_ oloieter r
legions on• the' leo Where
uric olies-their
•stood:" : -P a .where rho Holiest hod
This was what *bad fir •
'city. will � aught. Ripon that
Y which was once . the joyof the whole
earth." This was the 'vision f.. Jerusalem
which led the 'Lord, as $e beheld the cit •
to weep over i . And again; on the way to
Calvary : " Dabters'of Je
not:for' me, but weep' for,r uraemeo weep
P..Yonreelves' and
for • your.:'ohildrei;."-Luke xziii. 28.31..
This passage is understood to have refers
once also to the eeoond,advent.
.04. .COFFN FO$, TSR U
The' strange Caper of an
IAtozicnted.
*Vary ',peoaliar case, developed yesterday
afternoon in Columbia, the enetend suburb.
About' 1, o'olook a well-dressed
peered at. Watkins' undertakingtab eh.
ment. Renamed ezoited , establish-
and, in fact, exhibted all the s
and nef•etrioken.
woe natural in a man who h mblanoe of
d
notthatime death in hie family,•. His: name e suffered
Edward Grein, ;and explained gave as
that his little 6 -year old boy between does
with the diphtheria.. had just died.
hearse, Groan .ordered. a
s , carriage and a ' neat coffin.
The tearful father left, and Watkins pro-
ceeded to fill the, order• with dispatch,
owing.to the Contagious character' o ,he
disease, the. afflicted father.' had decided
to
have the fanera..withont delay.
red to
cortege wee; soon on he wayto The hi
house, which is on Eastern avenue,
stricken ,na
.Crewfleh road. - t kerne, hear
the dwellin' and
undertaker reached
8 was a little surprised to
find it bore no signs of death. A little bo
playing. in the road answered that " Mr.
Green lived there," The . undertaker die.
mounted and proceeded to. carry the coffin
into the house. He was Met at the door
by a young woman, who appeared'greatly
'startled. at the funeral invasion
explained that there was. no oorpee hastily
Explanations followed: and it pd within.o
that the body for whiohthe .codevelbeen
ordered was. t ffif hut been
w that, •fellow•w i"'
had. been playing in the yard. Mrs. Green
stated, that her husband had been drinking,
and no. ; doubt had out• the ani
er
while under the influence. The. affair
.oreeted considerable . comment ' am
the
neighbors, who reported : the matter to the
Society for the Prevention: of Cruelty.
Officer Smith was detailed to investigate,
and. on the. "reanit Of his inquiry ilde-
pend whether the moiety _will - eros
Cincinnati Enquirer,: • P scute.
Cincinnati Father.
Hrs• G•ordon lta1111es. Lovesongs.
e notorious' Mrs. " "
undergoing' a Gordon•Bsilhe,;
sentence of. five, years'
1 servitude for swindling hundreds of
:eh shopkeepers, is not unknown. in the
rival, and literary
pots world, says. aeon-
ry.• •Her reel husband is a , young
r Mr.Knight Aston, once well-kn
ope_ratio•_tenor w.ho-played-aoirie y
" La Periehole " ' and other o
Th
now.
pena
Brit
thea;
tem
actor
as an
ago in
ffenbaoh, with Mises Selina. Dula
oyalty' theatre, .London: ' Tinder
omen •hs Yr yte,"•thieve
e written. passionate'
for magszinee, and _Ms. at one
nioaeto, obtain the valuable at
of several popular c
P p #' comedies'
with the obligation. of
nee�of their property, ., g
dventare
on-�aillie,"•possibly • fol the S
ell-
king•
oney
wee
re -
he
std
A'n-
th.
by 0
the R
Ito d
til
poems
very a
rights
dram
author
even
"'Gerd
time; in
known
women
under
amtiou
Min the
pseudo
Whyte's
of her
jourd'h
the pas
Cold bi
Fade
No kiss
From tno/Bench to tine ter. • •
The ChicagoInter-Oceati, November
says : The shadows. of : the evening ere
lengthening;::and :lights from the B were
street lamps and the dingier shop windows
were beginning 'to Moine She rough/ and
broken sidewalks and dispel• the lo"
.the Street, when an old man •' gi. dam Ie
else than rage, and' tottering' l h lithe
e
infirmities of age, entered one o.theaowe t
'Of the many drinkin h e
�'OOTHMLAR$$ IN AN APPLR.
A Might ,Clue. That .Led to the 8
• Arrest of'a. Georgia Burglar. Peedw
The Telegraph',. Hazelhurst corres
dent made. mention •yeeterda . of the pont
and committal of a negro` y arrest
Jones. for barglarizin he store
Chan. L.
Milton :at•that `place on the,tnightoof t e
18th. Jones as bound over night the
81,000. The, ea t nos . of 'his
sumof
tion. ,are a e of his deteo.
peouliar,• and the. work was done.
by Detective, E. A. Wilson, of Shacloelford's
eqgenoy, at •Macon.•' When he arrived,
Hazelhurst he made at
"the' store and• found that examination double
dor
had been unlocked by thein • insertion
door•
ohieel between the and grad :ally
doors. ' gradually",
working'.the: bolt into the look. He then
made, an• examination of. theat ore, but saw
nothing. in .the way. of a e exoe t.a.
apple oat •' of which; two bites hadbeentaken.. His; detective Metinot : gauged him
to examine this apple, and; he an
him
it
toothmarkg that 'were valuable.W upon w
.
the: two front.teeth of the - bites were
net only irregular, but' .. e
imagined that when the biterc was a hey
an old tooth remaining in the gum caused
a new tooth to grow onesided,, and• it.
was now hie resolve to find the mein with:
that; ingrowing, tooth., The apple
placed in water so as toprevent 'eh was
ins, and its shrivel-
ing, his, seoret'to himself, he
went down to.Bixle , w
were. `a; numbery' here he knew there;
of loafing negroee.. He'
found a group in. a store, and in a centre of.
it was a real negro `dude, and he was. stand.
ing in an attitude that would have shamed
a New York swell. The detective: instincts
came into play again, and'Mr. Wilson was
certain that •the 'dude was the man :he.
wanted, but it was necessary to put him. to
test. Walking into . the "'store he bought
cigar. ' Then seeing some apples he bought
a dime's worth', and,• bitingone,%saidt
to the
crowd,."sere, I. 0191'0 eat all these," and'
treated' the 'group' with the' apples.
Ili
eyos were 'upon the dude,'and en that
individual took. one bite the detective was
dead surd' of. his man; and when.he raised
the, apple to his Mouthfor a second' bite
e
handcuffs were placed on hie wrist. , There.
never watt a more 'astonished, negro., •
He
was. tender arrest .eo gniokl that,e '" as
unable' •• to ,Offer : any resistance and' nb-
niitted to the handcuffing. err-
ing a ; snit, of clothes ' stolen -f om`, wear-
ing
eind' fine andchain taken
rum"Mr..Milton.'. Aft
Deeple Ines street, crime corner tutees on: South' 'f a ne watch . h .
De plainer street,'
t the door. var./ School, the looks the detective pnwoee m:
with ;the evident thet side
intention :.of r./ quietly,p' ne found• where he
'was e withia stopping, then to secured the
unnoticed.' And so'it'was. 'The bartenderleft valisewiith'a' number of Milt
h dly g arced n from b in th Milton's goods end
P
ar 1 m is seat behind the
''counter., and the old
min dropped into' a
chair near the battered'stovoin the corner'
He eat
rn his b' ward
earn' upon his breaet. Then his ha hui rets iqg
penis lletleeely to hie 'tidies the Minch'
Delete
On one side, fell in,a :rade, limp he
Boor and �P
quite still for.several minutes, with
eetdJnolined for
slot the
,'at
the
rsa-
tove
hire
ting
and
the
a eses are fallible forn.
Mre
rat
dropped
a of his' g. d external or internal rented
t
a
e valise were the little carie attacaed• • A Singleal ' .
to: the'valiseng and Con which were •' ' • Io all that,18 :needed'
Dost and -selling matte:. Melton R N ;,is tike to prove that;]i*oisofny'
•
And thus ins hers remedy in moat rapid aads;It only
•
d Pale' sewed a.znan's 3' the p • * for cin.
_ ow.nfell.:-_.Macon-Te .costa40 pain, It only
,kgraph � 0 cents-for-� triul`bottlsingle
trial bottle will e• A .
prove Nerviline, to
8prlatin effioaoioaeilssnex � •
wnward � An eachan e e .'n . for of every description Yr ''•
g Who
Thehe.'mnah-die nt fie 1Ptioq• i4 has no
p to the' questionnex as p ed ocIP ' • Try it l0 mesa
to who was; the ' champion'. �i t sample beetle: -sol ' .
Who once fese'onsl' a r' ' , , . •Pon , pro:.by doggiets. :.Let d t •
.:.' printer of•this . ge .bottle._
_. _. csonntry-.:wee: •Amroui:;eubstitntee;- -- menta..
=U definitely `settled'"at St` Louie on'Ootober
21st, meetingwheL,the .firet.of the
signal ' Proles- 'she season
Athletio Aeeoolation of Atnerica was. .ear of ddvent will laigin' this '.
held . 'Harry• :Bethune, of Cornwall y moo' 2nd: ,
. Ont.,. A " he
'who 'has , been generall . con woman (Mrs; Broadway)
faeteet sprinter. Y.. eideron,-the m4noiioly of ,.n a.,. �_,.aWl bee:; the
P of the conntry,.avoa the:
'title of "chanipmon" by. winning' the 75 -yard.
dash in'7 4;58., and the 100 -yard dash in.,
10x., or even time.: This, is not the:beet
that Bethune ,can. do'for the '" hundred," as.
he made. it: lege than 10s. several times.
He is undoubtedly the. moat phenomenal
&printer of the day, :barring none, and has
defeated the bees men' now on the profess•
sional cinder pith.,. Bethune wars • hernia
Cornwall. Ont., May 29th, 1862' Bin. hysi;
oal•meaearements 'are l+s.folio�ae;:;---HeiglitF •-�--;--- -
nrglar A-fe`et`�lO f - incl ilii:.'weight, 154.: nude • • D ouogh
h the chest, 38 inches; thigh, 20 inches; elf,; " •:
fon 1" Whellynnll>Ce�arp®olai'eyrte>ous.
poker,. inches.. He'beasnait an .:.........:._:_, Case.of mind wanner/4.
.
Any i
7 book 'immodest :sae
rn.�..tr,na,r_....... reading.,
WKO SLEW ALL •
THEflE Y
►. Htuniorous Choir •Boy',: Ready. Resp. ems:
A London correspondent, who. vo •
that he was present, sent. the fol .wig
from Reading : In one of the a Mwuae
churches there is a humorous chola
theowed enemy of a severe. curate,.' .. ,' • '
eveningun
Sunday the latter gentleman -tools
fob his text the words, " Who.: slow. all
these?". Hie enemy, the choir boy,.
unable, to resist the, temptation, and : re
voiee. audible in the remotest, art k in. re •
church, replied.,. "Jack, the i ' tl
b b� n the. olerk left hili 'box, took hob '
y ear, and led him into: the vestry
• Love in a Cottage.
' ••Cha �� .,
no ti HY. . Bald ~ Amaranths ,Jan . • . h ;
oe that, your spirits recently seem to,he
babbling over; with bappinese. .I am.
to see it,btit. do. ;tell Me dear::; ' •
caned it?" "will,"_ �ley, a h e
encircled I•Said Charley. cel. -)his
her waist animprinted a kiss on
bey inviting lips. "Yon know for a w
I was melancholy, blue as indigo -:hada white
appetite, was bilious and dyspeptio,bat••tia
use of two bottles of Dr. Pierce', p.ol
Medical Discovery has brought me out, an
i stn' bright:aa abntton:' Id fee ' a
man now., Jane, name the1, ltke a nein,
is more of this medicine :hay soon ;there; .
ne atthe drug aloins.":
...Abbreviated Po`lltenege. • -
Gentleman in crowded street car
.just entering -Had (roof fir.
yon a ) am,.. permit me to offer,
Lad Seat,
Lady (000llytaking seat)-'E1iged,
tleman` (frigidly) - 'tali, ,Wella.
IT0flINl'F,'' PIL188,
Y�-•Moistare;� intense 'Obligee
taingin ; most- at• night;' by sor
Mg, •� ,worse eorsteiis• .: • •
g, • ..If allowed
which mete allowed to; continue tumors .form...
n bleed and ulcerate -,, beoo� ..
very sore. Swsxiis's OINTMENT' oto
in�g and: bleeding; heals ulceration,
.rid'
any. oases removes ;the. tumors, cad
egpally efficacious. in o oro' '
Diaeusee, DR.: SWAYNE& SON a.m..sem
prietons, Philadelphia. Swayxh's.O
can be obtained of' ,
or 60 cents: drn iste. Bent byrnte�
Ezplutory.
Waiter -What' would
reakfaet this mornin ? : you' likeior,yo
Young Noodle wh g ' •
e ore I (who w � .. •
•
i
b
b f aeon; late th night
}-- guess you oast bring me s, cap of
coffee: and, er=er, some. chopped 'ion
bucket of water. • and ea'
muscle
limbs. relaxed, bis bode slipped.
ra, a plume of " A d Wh ' '
e. w
paying
a
her
her career, met her reateh in. a*
dramatic publisher, who ha
tarily secured some' deposit. m '
a contract 'which :the. lady '
Fite rescind, Was clever enough to:
same, mach to tills chagrin of .
Manageress. One of Mrs." Ay
;love songs is singularly. prophe career. It ,re called "
ni," and contralti the ••present : wi
t. YesterdayWwith-to defy ,--
owe the0wind across the mountain._:.
d are the lilies by the way ;:
, no•sung; all silent is the fountain-L-
elia,
ountain=
• 'Tia,to-dayi'.
ere " My Lord " CauSed Trouble:,
thy Canadian professor of Trinit
of The Grey Nuns.
-
° . _The Gray-Nnns•w•were'••fomidetre s `Tell
Y glens ortlei••,,,,.n::;_a_ _L:_ _. _
Toronto, following. the custom
Iasi. fell :._a_ _� _
humorously declined the hono
de which has no existence
n American; though in a co t
in the Domillion. ." A. citizen
wn fair city," said the bishop,
side of Niagara' rive!, and he per -
• m, W. Drummond, w
wore the':judiaia
... 7. 1 ermine of':the nits
States and Was recognized ati one' of the
eminent jariete of hie, time, was dea'd-
deed in 'a .barrel•bouee, the `-resort.of''the
;
lowest•'of' the . low;`charaoters of a: .
city • dead amoregreat
'liver for `este': g people with whom he
Y yet' he bed' onbe been a
Chief Justice for the:United States.
'She. Weleomedl the Burglar.
Early this morning a m&eked burglar
entered' the residence of Hngh`W,•Arm-
etrong' by; prying open •a •. window.' Mr.
.Armstrong had. gine to work, leaving his
two daughters asleep; Mise Hattie Arm-
strong was awakened by bearing. a heaev
footfall,' nd•ae:ehe:soreamgd rife �b
P over.: fir best wit
threw -a • a b
thMee Sedie, . her sister, seizing a reat. "Keep quiet,r"t _i_wl
struck the intruder on' the heid, the blow
.sending him reeling ' 'downstaire., He
escaped through the window. ---Youngstown
(9.) Special to Pittsburg,Commercial. '
Chicago./ She covers 2,000,808, 'ignore feet
ofs bill boards each week. • .
•
fire
yeare ago. Canada, Winning the 100, and
enee. as a• p.rafeesionil me in 1885. whedho
won -a 135.yard handicap in Philadelphia
fron2 the 9 -yard itiark. Since that betas
run many races in every pert of the :noun -
try, and when dhalailwa-yostn
inistak
P and fifty yeareingo.the•mother house being
s in Montreal. La Mineroe• Of Thursday
141 novices, and 88 .postulanta.
parte of the conntry,' spread' over tWenty-
source of eupply if the farm gi •
proper attention 'and breed their strong -
general purpose mares to thoroughbred
'. Annie S. Swan on Niagara.
Swan, who has been staying in FIsinilten
dietinguis
him as a
the witnes
lord, Mr.
Britiehere
ca g the dg o as a
thelawyer 'Who had eniploYed
cantiened him to be care -
ay • my lout' - In desperation
a exclaimed ' BAY DIY
Judge, I can't talk like 'you
scime time, in a letter in the „Chris' tion °Jul
, ;.Leader,. gives a description of her visit to A warm
• •Ningare Falls, Which concludes, lig. follows : Alight
I was lift Jobe fulled te sleep by that A green'
through the night. It d'd not dieturb iny yard.
'dumber, And by sundae, I, Wets up and
Making beauty amid the terrors of that
/awful 10ent. ' It grows upon One, the
,majesty -and grandeur mem to Sink , yot
.deeper into one's being; There ie no
familiarity with the.sight. could eVer lessen
, the seine of awe; And yet,perhapit it, would.
I have &feeling now that the memory. of
, that gest torrent rushing "Madly in its
gathered itself for. the final leap, win re-
', main with Me While I live."
stunts Weather Proverb's
Christman, cold Easter.
Christmas, a heavy sheaf.
Christine's, a white Easter:
Christmas makes • a fat
A. wmd,on Xmas day, trees' Will bring
nitich fruit
If Christmas finds a bridge, 'he'll break
Hi if be find° none, he'll niake one. ,
If ice Will bear& man before Chrietmes
it will , not hear a Man afterward: • .
The shepherd would rather:bee his .wife
enter the stablq ott.Cliristmas day than the
• If the Oen ',blimp through the apple -tree
Chrintmint city there -will be tin abrurcl.
ant Crop the, following year. •
Mistress -Why, Nora,. 'hoW, &tufty the
Maid -Yes, mini, thereis nobodY gni on
thorn to.d mini •
At liosion hotel the head waiter came
nut Of the.oifice and info the learned
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and cultured clerk that a Was rsising
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. a disturbenee'becatiao he Could not have
his acenetomed seat attire table. " in
again," Raid the Browning Wanted clerk,
,"•,,,encl propitiate him in 'some tioty—i lave
te fon:" Rack went the waiter to the
don't' like the' way things is done here, you
Can get right .ont; or I'll propitiate ynn
,And Papa Said Hinter a 'Word
Jahnnie--I don't want to, papa.
Father -But you must, my son. Early
to bed and esirly to 'rise MakeS a man
health*, wealthy and Wige,.you knoW.
Johnnie hiagaciously)-You • didn't go to
bed early when you was a little boy, id
They saY of Colonel Dupree, of Georgia,
the,t dating the late camisole he went up. tci•
ft perspiring farmer, wbo Waft plowing with
a sttibbarn ox, and offered tO take his Plebe
while the' plowman went for Water'. The
Ofit# Watt more than ticeepted, kr the
farmer stayed at thehoriai till ,diriner, ond
the cendidete plotted three hOuts tinder the
Anxious mother -W4, my .datiglirei in
'Married daughter -I --,g. got inad at
Mean things, and then he eaid lot of
meaner ones and boo him 1 reouldn't think
of anything mitin.'inotigh to say back, boo'
tUriatoirt Work.
Ah, darling," he • murmured, rapin.,
ronelY, as he entangled hid arm abont. her
neck, you couldn't, be, nicer if yen had
baen tirade to order "
. Then the girl dieentarigled hisarm, and,
risiikto her full height, eakl in a low,' it-;
can-netier:lie tone Of voice :
Benjoinin Harriatin Whittington, Cath-
arine E. Bird ie no hand-tne«doma girl."
Ted Sensitive. .
Croons -71M afraid,. deacon, • that We'll
have to notify our pester that his resigns;
tion wonld be accepted if tendered: The
DeaconWhy.? Don't yon think he is an
able and faithful
Crcesus--Ihni Well, he maY be all that
expounder of the werd ?
like once may willing o behove thulge,
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child 'tin Ito :ittage
'There is one woman jounissliiit, and only
one, 'reporting the proceedings Of the Par-
nell Conn:demon at the London law courts.
She .is.,totid to be none other than Mine
Venturi, the won -known friend of 'BIlizzini.
She holds 'the met allotted is° an Irish
newsperer rind Corresponds, with some co
. Be Loved Bar Very Salk
muith now. is you did ivhen we were fury
,znarried?" asked the fond wife of her busd
husband, tenderly potting herainis annul,
ing reply. Now, hang yon, keeP ' still:
"Wine. Women and Song."
but the greatest ef these " women.'
" Wine is a mocker," end King '18 geed to
" Booth the savage," hot women respond to -
every active power and sortiment . of the
human mind When in good health: Bst
when. afflicted with dieessiP you -will find,
them coquettish, cross,. and
hard to please. 'For all “ feiziele complaint:4"
sick headache, irregularitiee,„ nervousness,
prolapsus and otherdisplacements popularly
known as " female weakness!" . and Other
diseasea, peculiar to *he sex, Dr. Pierce's
Pdvorite Prescription la the great 'world-
iircoo at Philadelphia, to La as Washtsgtoll •
1,sito at Boston, large claws 'of Columblatsaw
'Students, at Yale, Wellesley, Oberlin. Univocal*
of Penn„ Michigan University, Chautatuptatoto.
Wu, fincloreed by itzomiap Pahoroa, tire oaten
IERCEIAtitgATCHERtrAN:tailli
for utt bash Furnished on satialaciory guaranty •
Address,' O. 8...P•sur., Myths "'ark, oa, aeons, It..1
Thellhoe te Leather' Reporter, S. Shea
* Leather Review,' Chidago, '44: loading trade',
papers of the II.S.inthe Hide 'leek have sent that*
representative* biretitigam •Page's Mud.
noot,and latex a thorough examination and com.
Material co/1MM and carrtek, Air. Page
the lead of ails cOmpetitor. oast that his present
awl largest held bo any house m this
Pages bits:Mess as mintpar.mt With others Os saws
line,: we :have become fat Satisfied that Otis ia
ectalto light -weight side ss
famed remedy •
orgy .o guitlity_ke is confessedly ot the head. ,
ho ite line in tbe United States; is it not die:beet ,
'postable proof Of hie ability to pay bigiont prices ? ,
if hs,did hot de so,•would be naturally get more „,
• Ope. line of john Boyle peem,
on Crispin' Attuc , says the BOston Tr vel, -
ler, is likely to, live hi popular ineniOrY. Por
years tO:come the orator, in denosincing re-
action and Rentrbonistit, will.'"repeat the
grand truth,•" Tbe Tory is always a traitor
tO every Wade but his own."
A. Witt« Husband.
to paY. 850 for o dianiond ring for your
NOt at all. ' You sewn to forget hoW
mach I shall save on her glove bill:" "
.rielispepet in, the and' the ptOprieints Of
Artayeliffered,fic geed 'fifth, a' standing re -
Ward tif '1500. for a"Catie of nasal Catarrh, rid
inattet heti bad, or of how long etanding,
Which:they Cannot Mite
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Which he' intended ati a present tot a
friend. HO Set' it ieenh4. and it Went all
right for &While end 'readably stopped. It
wee eftetwatasaittetteined thit the person
for *befit it *ad intended had died at the
time iedieeted by the 4100h. tt luta
nivoiya. snipe, at the attinti 1100*.
1'011 SALE,.
Northey 12 -Norse • Power
Engine, • ha
• 14111 beat Of iiiitat • Oan batmen at rho
TIMES 'fl$4.47.T.Tiod
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