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HomeMy WebLinkAboutLucknow Sentinel, 1888-11-30, Page 74 ••.• - . zee .tittee Pet/Me . • Mr• rteeteter cattle homet the,'Pthee After- ' hoop, juss in time, to meet thecook pieta amity withher betelle,„and be rushed ieto ttlifehonse to intleinee e: • "' I etiPpOse., yOtelrit Me and done it Mein ?" • " Whet ?" , • • • "Abeam" and maltreated the eirl until her sense of jesttoe hae compelled her to • leave." hadialtr.anything to do- with her ' 4.0eving." • ef 'Then who had? She looked' heart. brokenas I passed her just now,” • " Did she? Poor thing t She got e. let- elerthis morning from her aunt in Canada, tellinghr that Bhp had been left 00,000 An 044 adeielea her to come benee and : • marry a' man who owns. threelarres, She muelfeel.very •sorrowful I" • Hentphel And -didn't • you -put too 'much, Work on here" • • "lgra" • • "Nor make her feel hei positien, ?" " No. ITer position wait in the 'parlor 'about ball, the time," ' • e Well, it Benne very queer to me that se many. •of oar ,gtrle leave, Everything, Will be tippet now for a Week, I euppose." • " Oh, no.. • You oan cook, you know, and you are snob h sympathetiii !foul that yore 'ought tobe willing to go into the kitchen, /or a .day or two. I shall depend on you, Mr. ..Bowseie" • . "•Qh, You will ?" Not eatiefied with . driving. h dozen , poor eseule to de- struction, you want a Mb at nie 1 I wouldn't have yeer spirit for all the money ' in the World'!" • He went eway With that, but he was home an hoer earlier than, usual, and when I in- ' eptiree whit for he said: " • • • e What for?. Why the child and I haVo. got, to have '0Omething to. eat haven't . We, end who's to cook Reif I don't take. - hold ?" " I 011112.3ook.',' • • " Mrs: Bowser, I've long felt it my duty, to give give -you a • few lessons in flit! Mei-nary • art I have held Off hoping your Pride wonli farce you to take bold, but the limit has been reached. -The time bite Wine when I must sacrifice my business to inter my • kitchen and, prevent my child 'from feeling the .pangs of hunger." '" Please don't.' • • " But e Will! I'm driven to it. -I've got a wife who. genie cook the northweit:end of last year's turnip„ and Who can't' keep a, Cook over a week at A time. I've put up - With it leo lenge-snitch too „long, Mrs. Bowser, 1 must aunifice my dignity to pteeerve the life of my obild." • "Bhirirt I help you get oupper ?" • " Not a help: eYou!'d Onle be in the Way. • Jest eit down in the rocker, Mre. Bowser, -pat your feet on the loutige,. get a oud of gum to your mouth, and sit and chew and eihew, and think mean things you are going to say to the 'next/ elate drive her aware---When-supper ie readyffievill-eteelf , your royal . EL ciesep,peered with that. .• When he'rettoned the kitchen he took off T his cafe and coat, 'pushedtip hie' eleevee • And kindled h fire; 'Hieoindidence began desert hienat this point and he seemed to be studying deeply as he filleit the tee- . °kettle °yeti full and set it to boil. I. had seam fresh beefsteak in the icebox and he • got it oat, seratobed his head iri a thought- • ful why and laid it on the kitchen table. • Then he Went down cellar after tbe heichet, • wiped the head of it on his right leg,. and - • • pounded Davey •utetil . a good "share of. :the, e't steak liadegoue, into the hoard. . Mr, Bowser's next move Was to bnnt be- hind the pantry dear for A Raider eielefehe :We had 'never utic:d. He Cierreed it te, the• ; • :kitchen //towel geere it it. wipe and then ;placed, it on the ettive,HO had beard thatgrantee wae'neceeietryeandbe put in soene .better, dropped in his steak andSoder' had " it sizilhig. There he Stetted in; for the 'biseuit.. He got down. the dish pane'.'fieled• . #71-tImest •'fill; and then,. reflected • for e' .marrient. ' I took 'Advantage of the oetiaaion te twin the docirend reMerk ' " Mr. Beieser, yonneedn'e figure On an elaborate supper, iniderthe circumstances. Just 'Make ea h cup , et tee and welt get elope." „ • • , • , Wanner, you 'Ought to Anew by , thietirne that there is no half, way Work *itherint)vebeeteeetieedeVerith great :frigieley, e • " Yoteenin effeed tO neglect the 'min:dart •o .this family,. but I• cannot. Bettie. Star ' to your gum audyenr. novel" , • „ : Then be went. ahead juet , as ant, ' oehe temehl.,' • ='; , ' had heard about soda • and •pheirtenie . 7iairc17 mixed:. the dour .•Wit orz;.cold water,. put in pepper and, 'salt, ehtshe off bait a .pound .bueter. abet itiered it in end then rernerebeted bokina.POwder There was beefily a quartet. of, ie pound in the box; and the whole.ofit Went ' Dr:veer managed :to get a • griaii,Se spot between - 'Moulder blidee finer oit hie, hair, tied bething pewderiii his • hied , peeket not know, but • it twee probebly Winie he was that ttittee out: He didn't'. Oahe' with rtlie boited, bet , the. spot :whore .he had • poiinded the heef. I heardethe [meet of dough tall to the hoer three'ditferent tapes eseittiet 0164 but he watieet e bit dis- • oterrogece .' Ile got it rolled ont'ae kelt, out some biecnits h h tea 04; and. pie:01.10y • the oven deeteshut On his ttria: He.lied just forte bisouite , .0 By hie tithe the steak had buritee 'bleak on octh and be Bet it dOWS behind • stove .and. prepared ' the tea.: Ta two etas of wetter,' he. ,esed, Ono teeopeoefue • Tele reintetechitcle he sineunined. Inc to the beteiliet. He. had the bible -cloth On (visa - emote+, the better bn Pie.tiltite, the cake in .. the cheese•dish . and . his beefsteak was placed in the eeetre of the teble • en s' tin." • • " Anything *Mpg ?" lie, naked as I keit flown. , • • , ' Oh,,n0. You have deed epletididlte" • e,1 am aware of it. Thie table, has never iOntied 130 homelike before." • ". leer biseeite Were raw le, the middle, . *bee top and bottom viere so .wontieritilly and .fearftil.y mode.tjutt r hod to laugh. The biecuit,.yott can't beat 'em. Wait till yea taate ofie 1" , • • • I didn'tasette) babe did. ,I•toitteWateli hie hen, and a leek eit,beerioe eanae' Over hie face at• the first irietithinl. wouldn't give in, Loweeer, but oroivded Wheile, dowh 'teed pretended to enjoy it, . ' 31-1 eat. anY' of thet -'etnak, Mr. IlOWser,,'.' said int he eyed , suspiciously. • "Wheildn't Yon? Per -haps you -Whnt'it all youraelf." ink itis properly cooked." Well) I no! If that isn't a nice steak then we never had one.in this house." Ile ate at, least h quarter. of a pound, though every morsel obokedhinae I offered to wash lip the dishes, but he Put me out of the kttchea and went ebead. He Weighed everything together in the &be pan, ivipee on whatever be could find loose, and it was a week before we got the Pantry in order again. That night After bragging of what a breakfast he was going to get, Mr. Bow ser WOO taken with chills and colic -enh when the doctor dame and I showed •him the beeUand, the bieopit he said : • " Mr.•Bowser, if you hadn't the store:mob of eesherk yered baVe been dead an hour it go. You'd bettor quit this sort of nonsentio if on Want to live the:year out:" And as soon -as -We were -`olone Bow,. ser turned on ine with: ' " Don't•expeet me to ellield you again Your jealousy prompted you to put pigeon into that flour while, I was dem; cellar tf tbieth/pg occurs again I will send you to the gallows! "-Detroit, Free Prete. • 41: PieltASE ef,N THE 6,PUNTleX Caused by Sanitary carelessness -ear. Lucy _ Obserrattnns• ' A New Yorker recently took et drive of some dart with hie Wife through Vermont. One clay they stopped for dinner at a ph esant country um; aituated in a beauti- fal little village, which from its loosteen abould be the aliorie of health. After din- ner the New Yorker fell into conversation, with the patter of one of the village eleurehtte e It came out that the clergymen had Previourfly. heed for some years in ,ene of the larger cities of New England, hewing beau forced to abandon the oharge.of an important, church. there by impaired health, which hewas here 'seeking to recruit. The stranger, naterally enough,- asked the nilnieter Whether he thought there was more Bi0"f3P9 Or less in the village where they were talking than 4comig people ipeeafilygoocicerotlinstancee who live in eueletgir cotes. • • • "1 hardly know what to seyeetheolergy- man replied. "or course there is more disease to every thousand of the whole popelation, in a city like New York than ' there is in e•• DOLLAR DINNER, The piret otrering In competition for a • ftwailred Dover The New Yetis Pros pines the following As the first offering in competition for the • hest, menet ter a 01 dinner: . , •iftee ( reme. Meat: Roast leg of • mutton. Vegetablee, neished potatoes, oreamedonionik Deesert, rice bills wish pelt onetited. Coot -.mutton. 4 pounds, 60 gents; petit.. toes; 1 -quart, 7 'cents,: oolong, 6 cents ; Greed, 0 cents a loaf ; rice baits and custard, 22 ciente. Total, 01. Preparation -No good, housekeeper need be told how to toast a leg 01 tunttOn Or hoer to mash potatoes. . For creamed onions boil halls dozen Onionein three quarts' of water one hour; pour Off the wetter, out the onions into small pions, sateen with salt and pep.per, serve with dream anew: , TO make sauce boil ballet pint of milk.; take One tahiespooeful of butter and half a tablespoonful of our;trub the mixture to a cream and stir the orearn into theboiling milk. 'Stir. until the semi° islimoOth, and Roue oyertheoniobs. •• • • 10 make. the dessert, soak a cup ofrice in mile water one hour; .poer off. the water and add 'two eupeeef . milk; then 000k.one hour. ,When cooked Odd a little • Dip shiallettethrd (pipe into • cold* water and ell them. with the,riae and .set . away until Cole Wen ready to Serie turd' the the* baltshn a tlet 'dteh:andptit.a rant jelly on topetf each. • For eustard put, one 'pint Of Milk into a double boilete mix one tablespoonful of cern starch with hall oup of 'cold milk ; :When the niilkbegine to bell stir Ire the corn starch and cold .milk and ecook ten minuteee lifeenwhile beat fear egge with half a Amp of sugar. After pouring the heiling-mixture-Overe-theeeggereainteliuter book the custard flye minutes, Stirring it all the nine: •"Remove from the fire and'add •a• little salt and a targe.teaspoonfel of leinon extract; ' allow the custard to coot; .peint over ripebells and serve. ' . , • . . . .. Little Piek•:Ups, Dieu and Odd. , • • .fX.-granciniothey..Only:25 yearaold, is the . . . thief curie in. Hancock, •Ind. ' • .4 MatkOlit NVIeSCWhit'atiquitted :of Steel- ing 'thtueageetbebautie a. link was wanting. Akin' Arbor, Meilte 'claines the . Miner of oeigiitatieg' the ".11te'it eight yell,' It has liege known for Many - Years Smog oollege;Men there. • - • • ..Willard Perkin% of- Waterbury, cOML, has received ilia trophy 'annually Oren to the •heaviest .rinamber .of • the Fat Men's AsSOCiation of: the. Slate: Perkins Weight( 4p. neuride. • . ' • - A Michigan wan klepided,to•settle in: JitepereAle. shipped 'hiet•gtiodti there' by rail ettd• 'theme with. hue wife -and. two children, demi the' :whole dietanoe-1,600 ,nei ea. • „ • erhadeteepienduiJime. , • Ai Maine 'gentue has discovered . that epruee savecinet is an 'excellent setbetitnte for •sand in ' making common mOrter.,fer plastering house& El0 has used is making It house in Greenville, and ether 'Masons' in the State are experimenting with it. • • • Under ihe laWe et. France .'e • person re- poeted'dead.ley a legal offietai.neust eemain -deedaiosinatteiehowernhoh-beematooterear life. 11 It he wieh to live ho nittst take eente other name. '• • . , ": . • . A.•neen as thrhOlie laughed at an Indian who elipped‘ down. an the street fiVeyeare ago; and -the other day the. red . Man 'petite .teeewgygyittod.,- gygid. etee.e. in the be0h ati • . Hey. Dr. Talmage sive that .peneral Elarrison'his. daily family 'pr'ayerti hie• home,: and :thate few lay pi. , gin ver !twee' 'flavons or . iinpretisiCe prefeefe in household Woribip than he done. He Will meietain the itaree..hebit seethe ,Whint 'ionic' • • It a pieda of eattinnomical luck that, as. eievred'from Californitiethe eclilise of • the 'Sup ,la''letenefrY Will he total. Tine:will give. the great Lick eteleeooPee e writable opportunity of Mieftieneee-alweye 'Provided -abetthe day ih411 not he cloudy. • :Sign ,Teitt zinnia Legibly, , If there is one maii 'Who • descries to he' hanged without benefit of the elergy .it is the ene who Sends' you 'a letter,' requeiiiing it reply, and 'Wens hie noble, With ouch it. yotebieetien of itieitee fiouriehea that, the !ninon of darknesit• wouldn't be able to read A oet it. Thio • mari frequently very plainly . from -the begieuhig of. a letter to the "end, and then tithing it Mr granted ,t;IIH that. 'eine are perfectly fanailier with hie o nIrne,.get up on the, pen 'and ride it, all f4,teee e, over the bettor/id the page, tinder tbe pressioti that he is eptieuding bis Signature., 12`,......*;.4, meireitt on him. and all•his Sotirity (1.46.) jefirOal. • . rural comity in Vermont by reason of the greit exceds in the ,tenement •houee distriete but I have grave doubts whether there ia as much atelmeasproper- iitmalle' in those quertere of oities•where, people live in comfort and under rigorous eatinaey regulations .awthere is in, this vil. lege. Certeinly there is a great deal of sickness and a.nittubee of deaths every year in a place like this, which thight be Pre- ' vented, and whichwould be prevented by the authorities in a•well geverned oity„ To meption only ft eingle caw and this is net on to be talked abouthere : One Of the. moor prominent 'families in this town, well tO do people, living, in an excellent house and presumed to he intelligent in matters of health, suffers constantly ' from. .disease. They have had typhoid fever and diph- theria, erid somebody is ailing Most of the time. They adult it strange, but you WOuld net, • The truth is that they lived lea:city, they Would be ' hauled before the health board .withire tWenty,four hours for 'violating the ordinances in letting all the.: Waste from their kitchen flew into the yard And cozic there, potlatingthe nir and breed. dieease."• , •1 That there Was nothing exceptioleat .in the, village referred tele preyed, by a very interacting and valuable paper which Wes read by Dr. Lug M. Hall, of Brooklyn) at the recent meeefug of the Social Science Aesogiation in Sareitega, einoe eel he.; hanie. taty-Ceihdithad'Of Country fleinele" She bale °gathered the necessary data for 'a judgment by the eeernitiefeione during her her vatiateons, of eixteefiveOrdinaeyfeteithouses in New'Englande the middle:and the west- ern States. She (mid that little oare is Wien, as tothe clieraeteir of . subsoil, and that over half Were located an wet •olity twits. ' In •rnore than half the peeve also, the hotiees were -.toe cleiely shaded, and sunlight wee toe much,,,excluded from all parte of the hbase. In a majority Of oases alte.cellakiieweee-found-to-btitlaemp or. wet. Barna and, stables iu New England averaged not more than fif ty:feet finite the houses, and outhouses lees them thirty leek, the water supply being undoubtedly contaminated • by oraeorthe other of theseteatmes . in nu m• bee • of .ossete „Slope Were thrown into the yard from .the . ltatik door in ihreei qtiertersof the lkiew ;Angland farmhouses examined. . • ligsw for 'result. Hell firand-that lung wife0tiona, diehtheria, typhoid' fever owl tin ninetieth had played sad havoc in thke farrnhouges., NinetY.thJee Per 'Cent. of the whole matither Ned'Englaud.had a record Of limit fever Said aiphehetia :and 55 • per cent. of typhoid fever. There. is not a• panicle of flotthe that the greater' emit of: Wei diseaso.. with direetly, due to damp, cellars, . neglected: slops. or dentine - looted. water; . other . Wordeewas pre- ventable, Ought to' have hien Prevented, and Would have been prevented if the etif.- &tare had lived in it Olv With a thOreeighly .efficientsheitlth `department. • We-aie-glarkitraVIttterdion- bahbon ,calltel • to this important. Matter , by . an organizetiou. of 'meth; Weight as the Social Seierice Aasoeiatain. -So many city people pais a ocneiderable part .of the warm weather in the country_ that. the danger ia. hy,'no mem* confined to the permanent residents. • . °ea of the incidental advan. tages .the vituation eeason ohght to bo alikeePreedeofet hee-futal (Man tale-prikeepter of saidiftre- seieecer among_ the efarming populatione by their city *Wiese ••e- or' TWO, erAttEd?li. The Drondoe Outdone by TWO • Reserver Ohioans. Judge Ezra B. Taylor, who. represents the Nineteenth Ohio district in the House at Washington, recently received a letter that called up a remarkable coincidence in his life. Here is the story es told by him to a Washington Star reporter: He born hi Portage ,conitty, O., sixty- five years ago, attended sohool with Gar- nelde and the two kept up friendship in after life, When •Gerfleici wap elected to the Ohio State ,Senate in 1059 Judge :Tay- lor Was, practicing law in the ,State. Shortly after Garfield took his peat Judge Taylor got s letter froin aini abating: , "1 redeived your letter and will be, Wad to de anything I can for you. I em ear - edged, however; thet yen should • desire finch h position. 'I; thought your praeldee was worth Much more to! y Ou- ' • • • 1 his may not be the exact 'septette of the lettere but it *aft &bent this. Judge ' itYloi did neerattederstandahe 'letter. He wrote to Blr'/Gartield. telling him go, and saying that he wag right in supposing his law practice was, worth more thin any• position under the 13tate Sextette • ilftiltern Shortly After that -Mr. Garfielel called on hint and handed him a letter, asking it it were net hit. He examined the letter and replied that it was certainly:, liis handwrit- ing arid his but that he hall not. written it, unless he had done so in' 'his sleep, and then he pointed out that it was postmarked from another pate or the State. The leiter naked for the appoint- ment of a deputy sergeant -at -arms of the State Senate, was written int• the judge's handwriting eaid sigued plainly with hie aline -Mere, Ezra B. Taylor. Mt; .Garfield wanted' to atthmit the letter to an expert to Pass tipon the chirography. Judge Taylor said ,he would arikpewledge that; heecoeld not telt it from his own. ,It was submitted to an expert,. who, without hesitation, said he Could take his oath to its being Judge Taylore writing. It was m ate th ft -TR. aNGle ratitStO.SklIfi. • f't Enie Pock PwellTeeete, In tile Vitnnot at sneer: • The time ealtY eeeel come when the • and the lamb shall down together, at both be on the °inside, lout the epeciaole. a chicken, and its mortal fee, the eagl • resting in cordial fellowehip on the sem roost comes very pee; expreesing the idc of universal peace feieshedowed in tt propheoy of the lion,anci the 'lamb. Whil the Robinson Fishing Club; of which Job: O'Neil, the well.onowo reetauratecir, A. 600 Grant street, is a member, was en caneped at North Ehet Pa. •Isee July, tie( large eaglee were seen in the weinity Of thi earop for several (Jaye. Prank Cesey ebei . one of them, seriously injering lee: LI fell, and; was rescued twin the dogs. The ;bird recovered, MAU remaieed very lame, Upon the,retern of the club to the city the . king of birds was prescnted to Mk. . who keepe it the loft his stable. Vito it first canho it ate large chioltene with - faciliter and without comPunctiehe and emall OneS ditto. • Mr. O'efleil-is somewhat of a 'chicken fancier, aud tekis pride in the fide .qtialitiee of his game cooks. Latit April a splendie.'figheing•coele of- the:black: Spanish breed, wee Iiiikt&tdi As grew • elder, a large Shanghai ,rooster, the lord ahcf master of the roost, intimidated bim and drove Win ont tofvOie ,fartii/y oirole, so that for a king. thee he has held hitnself aloof from hia'kinclredk roosting &Iwo a by himself. Ablaut two weeks age ' Mr. O'Neil discovered that the eagle was anitaably sharing bie tempt withthecook The result has been it strange intimitoy be, • , tweet' thetWO. The rooster pee for short, periods during the day to loeieout for his provisione, hut:. always return e scion to the society of hie friend, and, all in ,all) he spends the greater part . of hiii time. with the latter. The eagle; on his part, kerne to haveentirelv conquered she predilection for chickens as food, said always weleatmes- - the return of' eempanion. He has alsit citified to wage war on "the ether fowle) could not penetrate, and they dropped it. an. 111 Content to.ltmoh on three pounds of ' the corridor of the principal. hotel, There '1' . - Not longafter--State Cenvetaion eie-,,- fresh meet seer), day, Mr. O'Neil thinks' sembled. -Judge Taylor was walking down I the Orange friendship will mile be' ended svererairrors on the walls in, Which he could bee his reflection. • Ap' he approached the end of the corridor he thought there was another mirror directly; in front of him in which he could plainly see his own' face and form.. He'dreie closer, and—Nn: ii•was when the gams gook comes to a realization,. o thafact that the Wood Of heroee courses ' through hie and. proceeds to lay the black Spanish\ iposter deaehle door,' and , takes hie rightful place at the head of 'the barnyard flintily. Tbe rooster hes, hand- , e 'imaged fellow. - The eagle is not a mirror. ' It. was a inameLlt. was him.- of tha•vartetylipowe as' thee bletek eagle, leaf in flesh and blood. . The two keekee and measures seVen feet, four bullies from at each other, And it seemed as if each had hp to • tip, weighing ' betWeen.fifteen' and. lost its identitY in the other. Had they twenty -poundal He steeds captivity very turned around three times neither could: • have een certain .he was not the other fellow, • Neither spoke. • They . just looked at eitoli Other and passed in opposite Alive - tions:' 'Later in the day Mr. Garfield, with the double leaning on his arm, approached Judge Taylor. He introdeced.them : Mie Taylor ;, .dr. Taylor. No; Mr. Eine B. Taylor, Mr.Ezra H. Taylor:" • --T-hey-were-thirsame-nrittimeTilf:fortnviii; we eat; fetule geetleat tithes,' and at otherci very cross. Two hotiocutble facia • •• about the eagle are that he verifies the old Beaten:wet that theliing of birds wAril eat ! entitle:in; for he won't even touch meet that has been killed s day; ;and tlititheit he has a fowl to kill, he knoOks the -life out 'of • it with hie wings. -Pittsburg face; In age, ,voice, Oarnage, Manner and general ' appearance. Judge Taylor was: then known as Colima.. He had, been named after dietinguithed clergyman, Ezra Booth. The deplieetteWas also known as Colonel, and said; he was Ezra Booth; :hut he did not knew after • whom he was A.' few weeks ego jnage 'Taylor 'got e' letter. from a lady Wisconsin stating that She had, noticed ehe.hame: of Ezra Be Taylor ate 'voting ageinat the Bill; that an Eels' B. Taylor, formerly. living in a oeitalet part of New York, bad been very intimate friend of her father; who was •eow dead. They had,. •she said, lost sight of this friend soon atter her ;father's. death, And they were elixir:met() find him: ,They hoped the Representative might be he. . Judge 'Taylor wrote 'a. prompt - reply, statue; that be, had never lived in New York Stake, and , had net* heard the lady's father; .but this did riot end it.'• • ..! .A few dayeago kiegot another letter from thelady-etittiegthitsturbstrbeen Cin.r.eggiving hieletter, to recognize in the ',admit') the handwriting. of. her father's _It has not yet developed ' whether the. Ezra B. Zweibel. thief lady seeke .is the one Who, died or yet a third„party rothe drama. But, to add another romantic feature to the'case, it now appears that. the Taylor thiii-ledy.aeliermiaitintvirressarrieforeftv meeting his identity from the family on account of some ,buitinese eelatione with the deceased father, ‘whom homey' have owed thoney.',,,, , The Land of Oats. 'DO ahyof you stneyegeogeaphy ? you do) get your map and fled Corea. That is the lend abate. If your father lived there' he would have a hat to wear in the house; ,another out of doors, another to vreer in the rain?. another when he' marches' with the soldiers, besides several dress -up hats. Hie every -day eutof door 'hat would have a, crown allaped semething like seep, and the, beine'would be as timed ati the seat of your ittle.ohatr. If.yeur father Itad lost a friend feathera, arid the sunei eaye cotieentrated uniehas Clauses Onmbustion. • _ , .'ReititiVheo epontanehria'nomhitetion, the fires of the )ear Boideii have furnished earneettlie obseteatioes of interest, In One aceoediiig 'to the Aperieatt,".diehitecti quantity . of feather duet' in et bedding mantifactery tec&. fire witheut':apParent reason. It was • fetind;,' hoWever,-' that piece of thick gime( had been lying On 'the be would ,ptit On hothhaptd wash- lin sortie way by • the glass, bad set firebwl io iiid it would paver hes fade ell over. If you hedihreefirotherit, and. they each .owilerj many' hats, where Would, your feather keep therrtli-.-The Little • • . "It'. tiextra." • . At an,old•fatihiotleboatlery in London two gentlemen` were dining,, when it dispttte arose as to what a pineapple was, One of the diegesiesieted that it was it fruit, The 'other, With tquar conflfince; gave it as his opinion thee pifieepPle. was a Vegetable woe made, and the friende determined . pt the deciiien of the' waiter, who called te the table. " John," &eked f thein, -how do 3 on describe it pine- -ie it it fruit or is it a vegetable? 9: miter reehheil. hie heeds, 'placed'his on ono side, and with a pityhig smile d, "It's neither, gentlemen; a pine - is It'hextra." Moor Oorthans Ott IL • Thetitre•gcer to his neighhor-:See }tow make that 'lady in froetjakeher hit oft. Neiebber-'et you don't, . • Theatre -goer (Aside) e -Done. ,(Aloud) What charming heir tbatlady has ! , • • me lady teplov,,,s,hot-httt.--,'UAL Sin Leen Plae )(ter 'sees that duriitg 17 years' serve% ae membet of Parliament he ' Vh° came ih contact With the most eminent Vf„a" mc' 'heal then of England, and he put the (••"rr ques'ion toniodt of them; " DiZJ I•ori, inr your ottelisive praotiee, ever knoer a• patient u 1.2i0 ,felni Wes 'stifled, teethe 24 With two ()seep. It 114 tions• they answered !f No." letege ,A Most an Vs it.. 'It a ling ' f all lit • " WIVVEI in the kw clap; areveryneeligent abent their ittuelehold dunce," itad Youpg- husband." • „ • Ho I have heard." . "Yee, take, iny'own case, for example, I (time home At all home and still mywife never has the (limier taide." , "Mrs. Andrew Carnegie," which xhibited f5r the' fleet time at the ant hennim Fair ill New Yerk, has quite it hirer ainoeg the florieta ; was offered and refused teethe plant. not particularly dainty; but is very Uri vigorous, • • them, although theedey was n cold one in the menth.of March. In another oese; a member of toirnitulin hats were lying; peeked together, „ is a window. The high temperature) with, perhaps, the 'dose peek- ing of the hats, caused them to b WAS. if Two other' tires wtTre putting partiffine paper; such as weappeden, into 'a refuse ber contained e little seedust • a d 81 1010 yft •used b andy ie I, •whih a thine,which deetroyeri 1}20,000 worth of property, 'WWI Occasioned by plating some greasy fibieb had been used to wrap lunches in, into it wooden rttust3 barrel, 'whieh contained Borne sawdust and aweep. hide • Latest North west blevre. ' tWiuuipeg fineele.1.) `'' While eluding on the ice on Red Ritter on Saturday afteehoon, Welter and Percy Skesk two beet hers, broke through. Wal ier went down before asaistante arrived elei Peaty :wee retained in an ethapsted. eoedition. Walter's body; hi not yee re. 'covered. . , • , • 0. C. Hinge Postmaster at Calgary, Wee Overt ly' burned a beg t °the face' •yeetercley mei will be laid infer merle tithe. . It hi nrebable that alargoquantity of Wheat , stored in the eleiatore at Portage la Preiriountitehe completion Of the ed Bitet Valley Hoe early next year to d.‘t the 'i,einefit of competing ratee. A eerdiet of not 'guilty Wee returned by 'the Pity tira nil on. in the ease tit Pletetier-' MON.Er ;et-et:Rapier treiltiP of HandrOrtan, Men and Other; •• . Itinerant bildee-M,••ixerit. • • . • The Bootoir Record says SYMPathetio Indite who eend'hioltele.eud defer pieneeiby ' a servant tci'' the , peer orga&griteler who steeds at their deer, or Who. throvr 'down 'to him front In upper wield° tv .pennieeveripped in thiole • vititnig paper, Ina" like. to .know howmuch a men gets in the court* gt,a day: .and what he doe it With' bie Money: „ For the bettcite.he .(loes, not .v0.0., more than seventh: reit of it. Eteputs it stifely away; and lutepsinereariing it. Sometimes he.jcifits At hight.e. select club af his fellow.: ,eountrymenewho gamble their pennies away in long delicious exeiteeneet. • e Hownitioh deiyoe think he Mine? • , More than a • carpenter; a litieklayer, piilioemen, a postmen; or h etilettnlan , • store' who wears glieees slid a high hat. :Re aveFogei. font. ;Warp a' .cley. He laliciro.;'• hise verrtetraalvittaAdexhsartolatiatt7 pisenr.nbrttisomild periods Of each clime beelays Wore: ' OD •'' ,an average he plays on 200 • bleeks it day, and it's dencedly poor bleak itheedoes not stieete' dressed 'in. pretty Switzer or- , • , . pay, two.oentln The girls who are seen daily on ,titir• ,tiNheaapto iliniekainieci4stie9ter4dprfaenwoineotorcirpolanyiiiong. 'Wheiele."'aeereige front.ltee to tWeiatydole ° tt0.--sit, day, and ae title -they aro not required to labor ,meta that', eix hones a. The Utast " wrinkle V in street Magic . a yemng wornah: who eainge; •aucompatued „ . by three Swarthy 'one of Italy on thehetep, violin and P coerce She3 bee a eWeee,Voice.• dreseee attractively:mai sings'. " songs that.: ' reach the beget pocket at the mime •••• titne.,,. She hi not an Italian, ha Many sup- .• . but Englighetite, Who ieeaidto.bit' the woe of a sot! of the seamy peeinsulee One who acqeainted with -her :history' . informed ilee writer that elite was of firirt eittee faiiii1Y, fairly -educated, and of tt,penu-.,:••• Hans nature, For tbe latter reseion .shee ' adopted her .present,raode of obtaining: a ;iv- ' ,ing. Her incOmeia over thirty delleire a' dee, from which she pays it few dollars to , her'a o 'et !ht. ' ' co minim s. , e eeng , an Infer+ gu fifty.times's di4., and 00.'4 in locale. • ties Where •nieny meriatieerniiloyed e before , Printifig•Offiges, mantifeetenes,•eto., and coortio arid phicee hiefeeiliete to• the prieoi- pal theronghtareSwherci, et rt,et• pedestriane are nemerous, . It lir eeid. that in a low, years she intends to '1. cross' the wetter" ahdlit'o in . .• quiet ante tor the remninder .ef 'her life, by that Ohm hiving Aequired toilette. Old -women' who 'sit epee side. •' wellui playing " huniy,gurdies" with a plaoard of petition oboitt. the neck; aver. taiethe:s.laboring ,thon'e .in dull, is an old sayieffilulrii the world, owea everybody.it living, and horn. thaeboVe it (Satinet but appear aces traisin, She HO Made It Whtte ate now. ' Mr. Popsy (ruefully eismining his ---1tiVhci has been foolnig• with my old -weer( sal:teeth? " !ire. Popsy (a young bride).- 0, darling,. it wee so old and black and dirty that I put it in the kitchen fire and watched it ears - fully, until it was. htirned to. this lovely snow-white; • . ettete Inteison, Teta., • . It is sold that in eight theta Oh* of ten 11-- a Men gets e50,000' ell. of a sudden Jut wili either go ete'eked in the Aural' ireeee', ice lie lanehieg etock of hin 'Belt • Te onbt, less the reaeort why Previeenci ebiteged with the *nuttier of one Idittheson, 000 away froth ad nubby of at Biriscarih, It Maroh lett. *nee •-• • fr" 46%1, etteit Fite; ••••