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TAlTelef RoSEPERT ON OPPI-ekeele..
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Xfante eteteneene et the Liberal Poidtilen
, Regierdins the Walk:
Lord ROsebery; .aedeesping a great
giith'ering of eleetore.at Leede the other,
claY, said: It onr policy is simple, the prin.
°tele that tiederlies the policy is etinpler
still. -Wei believe, to put it. as shortly as
oan, that Governments are made for the
people, and not the people for Govern -
pipette. (Cheers.) The people are no
even made for treaties of Melon. Treaties
of uniO4 • are made for the Peerde•
All Government!and all treaties are only
'eeraegereeets• for the Popular go°4, and
when they tail to satiety that requirement
they are doomed. (Cheep.), It you view
• the Governneent of 'Mend ecoording to that
standard it (stands condemned. ((eheere.).
It has never existecleit has never even pre.
4' tended, toexist, for the good of the people.
,„, It has been eoeduoted On behalf of a
glass, of a party and a peet.' It werke,,and
• haii. wOrked, continua/ Miseey. and' shame.
; (Hear, hear.). No one has denounced' the
• - • situation of affairs with more vigor and
• • with more eloquence than those two„meth-
ben ,for Birmingham who now emploY: so-
inuoh vieorees rhetoric, in denouncing their
Old friends who • have attempted to redrew
that wrong! (Hear, heat.) I believe _that
that truth is sopetent and so obvious that
' Her Meieste's preSent advieers Bee it them-
selves I firmly believe that the Parliament
of .1886 will not passe to a natural death
without Her. Majesty's Government en.-
deavorieg to offer the Irish people that
• measure of local government which thee'',
' _denounce na for • offering. (Hear; hear.)
But whether their hearts be turned to the
• gookof the people orenot, auxel. am -of thie-
-that the. democracy of England. and of
; Scotland have embraced the cause of the
people of ireland-(hear, hear) -that they
,ieee determined that this inieuiteue farce
•• of administration shall oease-(heat, heir)
:....ethat they have determined ehatear-Local
Legislature shall be set nie he Ireland for
, 'the determination of distinctly .Irish
affairs so long as the Imperial fell:v=114)e
is safeguarded. (Hear, hear.). , They
have determined that ' Irish genre:
tweet shall no longer be a happy hunting
• ground for Tory principlee-(oheens)-er
'the mere ,machinery for keeping tha. die.
mordeeat'army of the Unionists in 'order, but
that it shall he adminieteted 'for the benefit,
,And for the. whole beneet, of the Irish
people. (Cheers.) To that, oompact'YOrk-
shire has 'set her hand:--(cheers)-e•tO that
• compact Leeds the constituency of • the
.,Gladetones-(lcitici cheers) -who chose the
• son and Who ohose,the father, -.(cheers; and
: "And will do again") -and Who tvorild fain'
have kept the father. only we held' tight on
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t� himrr(Iaughter)--I pay that:Lexie, the
• constituency of the dledetoites, and
shire have set their hande to that solemn
• 'attercipt. I do net 'doubt their success, be-
•• came, more than Leech; Or even Yorkshire,
• the Liberal party, has taken up with deter--
minatiore•eandebe Liberal:party has known
adversity, has known :rottenest has known
calamity, but Wheeeit , has once set its feat
to in, object it has never knoWneeerinanent
,defeate-(.Lond:cheerieemidewhinhethenelette
Earteesumed his seat.)
,A Totally •BIlud Prospective Lawyer..
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At Oegoede Hell yesterday morning the
• articled she:lento: were, formally 'admitted
• -onder-graduatesof the Law Society by a
COnemittee of the lienchere. Anacinget the
etudenes was Mi.' William, Stewart, B.A.,
Lof•Queetes University, and his admission
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was tintque in thehistory of the Law
• ,f3ocieter of ' Upper Canada'. • Ile is
permanentlyelalitid; having met With that
terrible affliction in Montreal' in '1878;.
' through smallpox, which he 'Contracted in
the summer of that..yeare He had just
. graduated, andwas making prepatittions to
move to Toronto to pursue hislegalsendies,
• when he was overcome by the blight in his•
career. He idnow-determined, notwtth
• etueding his blindness, tn.: become :a
• hairishar-it-la`w, in the study for which he
will be assieted by a tail° neraber Ofhis
• fellow -students of Old Queen's. The Law
'Society will be asked 10 examine
Stewart Orally; at the verb:me examinations,
• ,and if they, accede his, friends • are quite
' confident .that three years from hence he
will be enrolled amongst the gentleznen of
• the long rebein Ontario.' ••
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•, He 'Got Rtir itied a Blessing....
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• Banker -So ,yott want •tcirnietry niy•
datighter ? ]. • ,
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' Youth -If you please, stree'
13 -What are yoni• Means'? • .
sl,to be: 'frank,' I haven't got
B,-:-HaVeiftgot any Moans and want to,
Marry. my daughter: Confound petit
iin-
pudeuce! '
beg your pardon, sir, but I hop°
tnY rneans•will shortly be ample.
B. -Have ' you any business?
.„, innthe confidential olerk,of-tethil-
Bonaire, sit, wide,- •
• • B, --Confidential, clerk of senillionaire!
' . Take her; my boy, take her, and my blest-
, mega' with her. ,
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• , No Assets.
• " Gyindstone, I am sorry ,to lee,tn that
; you have been coinpelled to mike an as
• wenn:lent.. Will you be able to save any-
thing out of the wreck " A11.1 can savee
Itiljordan, will he my own self-respect and
incorruptible • nanie„ ' • " Grindstone, you
fihock se. I had heard it as abed break.
up, burdidn't know it was a total smaeli."
•An Editor's warning. • •
• A Western editor has this bulletin enhiS
door; "You can tell all you know in flis
minutes. Thio is Presidential year. The
' editor does not knew who will be elected.
The editor has it loaded pistol: He has
shown signs of insitnity within the past few
attys... • Don't 'camp on hidelnitildere,
..-Sorgeii men will: persist in deoping in
. church. It's it nod caper, too. •• • .
-The manwho keeps his own counsel
ttoeti not 'lieu likes to hire n lawyer.
•,'-:-Thie, Old-fashioned china, for practi-
cal turpooeo, is not wliat it is oraokbd up
--Roe. Dr. Arehibilid, formerly Of IttiOt
Church, 13to • Thomas, Ilse gene with his
family to reside in Denver, Coh '
-Sneer'not At the boy, who patiently icie
Elias tied to his mothcr' apton einem:
The boy who tirtbrnits to etch loving fettett
• will never, tattle in life, dna hiradelf tied to
„ the end Of tircnee., •
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• Belot. MA.' •
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,He 4eftre from Vie *Wenn; Anther of "The
' • ' Q40k or the De00".80hoolp
The following letter,writtenhe a nervous,
cramped heed, on an empty stomach, with
red Ink,was received seine menthe ago,
butpolitios and other matteee: of greater
importance, yielding more money than
literature, have crowded ,out an (*Hier
reply., I do not gee the full name, which
is that of a young evoteen, I judge. At
least, her first name is Jemeie, and, as
nearly as; one may be able to approximate
One's age by simply knowing one's' name, I
would say thee ,ehe was' ile doubt 10 years
Of Age on the day of lest:April,
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Will you
eihni., Aug. 12, heie
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DEAW 0 • Will yoll, email to telt nee what
would be" lie price for e good steed book not to
-large Mir not verry omen now this is Just ono
that e have commenced to write myself and i
think it is going to be a verry good one • Please
to tell me where I, could get it printed 'and also.
an you izeow about it as 1 arn yarrv proud of this
one was be so kind as to aot inenshion this
inclosed ilud a stamp for • an answer please to
obledge Me I ain Yours truly Pleas to address
it to me at St. vinoent in care of Mr. Tho's
Brown as i am here now Your e Should I•write
it on hi:4h BMW Of the paper it beieg.zio•you,oan
tear it out and turn, it over ee S. Tee name of
Ws , • , .
The Feely of ,Igarkeyed Nene- .
• The second Daughter
• • Vie Fironett Flirt
Replying, to thie long-neeleeted letter, I
'Would say briefly, Yet suoomotly and even
tersely, that much would depend Upan the
BiZe Of the book. There is a tremendouscall this season for an eight -ounce book,
with small flecks of foam on it.
Can ' you write such a book? Can You
write a book full of implied and expressed
•PaBeinee?_ Cen-you .churn up' the great
depths Of human nature : and shorten the
longing win& one may have for another
heart against which to. throb? Can you
do this and still go on with your priniary
studies at Humboldt? Can „you prepare
ism% a work and etill get your spelling les-
sons every day? •
I do not know why you should have.
refirred '• the wafter to, me, • however.
I would, ratherrefrain, • from giving
advice in matters Of literature as a general'
thing, for I ani not a regular litetatenr: I
'could not write- a. book about "Tho
Brennett. Flirt" to saes my lite. ' Writing
passionate.things in red iek,,onlioth sideee
I'regard ada.gift. I oannOtelO it.
A. MEL ELADEaterril,
Fliest-01111.i.ee Horseshoes Beane by pewee.
Tear -01,4 Amite Bolo. \
Among the exhibits at ,the Mechanics'
Institute Fair, few have more interest than.
the dozen horseshoes to the -right of the
mate entrance. These horseshees, per-
fectly, shaped, handeornely polished,' and
withal scientifioaljy correct, are the work'
of ernes Aped° Bole, aged 15 years. Mies
Bole ee. the daughter of a teamster, and
lives in the rear or a blacksmith shop at
911 Battery street, kept by a man named
Waleh. It was in this shop that an Ex-
aminer reporter found her yesterday. Walsh
saidethet the young lady had been taught
by him, and he was very proud of his
pupil. I've, seen ' dozens that tried
it," he • said "hut none of 'em
had the natural talent for making
horseehoes that e the young teddy's gee.
Mite Huntington that's worth her •forty
tnillioneo made a geed offer, at it, but
couldn't quite do it. There ^ 'ain't a man
this side Of Lnianon that could make leeks&
shoes .like that young leddy.". At the
blacksmith's. request, Miss; Bole made h
horseshoe then and ellen,: A piece of
round iron was out off by Mr. Walsh and
Miss Bole relied up her sleeves, thereby
revealing a rather small arm, tied on a
leather apron and plugged the iron into the
fire. The young lady ia abeet, five feet°
three incheti high and rather fragile than
strong. She brushed' the hair heck fi•orn a
leashing fitoe and soon thehammer, was
ringing on the red iron with a trete sound.
She made the crease in the shoe, turned it
'into shape like a veteran,•regardless of. the
flying 'weeks, drove the._ nail holes, and
-finallyOwned, out as fine shoe as '
ever graced the feet, of a• race -horse,
for Miss Bole willhave nothing to do With
shoes for ordinary dray horses; hut confines
herself exclusively to the finer shoes of
composition or polished iron. Miss Bole
said that she first became animated with,
the idea of making horeeshOes by Watching
the blacken:0th: Finally she asked •him to
et her try it, and he was so Medi pleased
ith her first effort that he showed her all,
hat -he knew, and the result was the
ihibit at the Mechanics' Institute. • She
aye that she will not make any practical
pe 'Of her accomplishment, though she
eemed anxions about her exhtbit, and
veral times asked: Will 1 have to ,go.
nt• to the fair and make a shoe there
efore I get anything?". Her instructor
onfieently' expects that she :will 'Mete a
iemium. The horseshoes were. filed,
(entitled and finished in her own. little vise;
whichshe keeps in her own ,room. Mr.
Walsh, declares that he is going to send glee
of the horseshoes to-lhe Queen of England:
=San Francisco Examiner.. •
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. Latest Scottish News.
The Facelty of Advocates, Edinburgh, °
Scotland, have appointed a committee to el)
draw up a letter teflon:I hfonoreiff express- "
ing the regret of -the faCulty • at his retie •
The Glasgow Mown' Council /mere adopted
a minute of the Gas'Committee containing
proposeedfor the laityaeqeirezig' the works
of the PartiolieHillheact and. Maryhill :Gas
Companies. , • ' • , • . ,
The•Glasgow 'Volunteers neither desired
nor applied for payment of isey expenses
incurred by them in connection With the
royal visie:The RentrewrihiteVolanteere
!led • • •
• Messrs. Clerk; the threticlmannfacturete,
reiBleY• 'Renfrewshire, Bootle/id, have
bought the Lineide Nursery Grounds, Which,
lie to the east of their present works, • at., a
cost of •-X14,000. They will bnild a big
extension. • •
At it reignite rieeetieg of the Glasgow
Chamber . of 'Col:mere° Mr. : McEwen
&seethed the proposed intelligence depart-
ment of the London, Jubilee Inotitnte as
"the great* burlesque ef btioiness Of which
he had ever heard." • ,
Net a littleeeensationWas: caused in St
Niniants Free' Ghttreh, Leith, on the 7012
of ()detail, by 'a middle-aged Men, just as
the minister had uttered the words, "' Let
us pray," suddenly rising in hie, seat and
exclaiming eland; " Prinee Albert Viotor is
My lord; god and king: Amen.", ' r•
The-ScOtch Eetablielied *Church receives
'from 'the teinds. 1250,000 it Year, largely
augmented since the last. Parliamentary
rehire on the subjecst ; menses And glebes
are valued at £50,000; direct. vote • from
Consolidated Futid, £25,000 *drab and
manse rates on hellcat', .242,00. '
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Why tie Wasa Heroine. '
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We were running•down from Charleston
to Savannah, and tho train Was hnneining
along 04. it high speed when ' the •danger
signal blew and the air brakes werei put on.
heed. As the train stopped all the passen-
gers piled,out to see what was the 'trouble,
and we peon discovered that a culvert
around the shot carve had been washed
out. A negro woman had flagged the train
vetth-a-whi nespeintrietilleitehlreTeeredeleidkiede
upon her Ada heroine. '
e' When did you discover that the culvert
had gone?"- ,I,resked.
"Just about half an hour age." .
'‘‘ And your first thought was to einp the-
eate, • „ ••
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," Well, YOU are a'braya Woman. We owe
our lives to.you." e • : • e:
"Does yo? 1' nebber thought of that."
• , But you stopped the train." •
et1 Yes, deli, but I didn't went dat bull.
gibe to gie off do track an' go ,plowin1 •frew
my , cotton frdwin' hat water'all
ober the;place: , Dat'ei Why I .etopped the
train; sib:" ,
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, cruet: Nell and thelLoveslck parson. "`
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Young Clergyman -The 'great hope of
raY life is to marry yen One Of these days!
Miss Nellye-Certeenly you eleallrmyeedeare
Primrose, just as aeon as Charley
proposes. , •
While a cirotte iram•was °tending on, the
track at Chestertown, Md., it leocknottee
halted opposite the oar in Which . the
elephants were confined. : Sit of the
elephants thereuponthrust their trunks
into the , Water, lank on ithe locomotive's
tender, and in nfevt ,filintiteshad drained
it sirs". . • •
-Young lady (badly frightened)e-Ohe
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Gem* there coined pipe. George (ditto):
.Where ? where? Young lady -Heir
hiln slipping along the' hall in his stocking
feet? George (greatly relieved) -Bo calm;
darling, be .caloy ,Geerge is net afraideof
toellitig feet. • •
'Soar Hopewell, Pit., yesterday, several
neiner, when•.ridieg on a bend eat on the
So,ndy Rua branch_et 6110 Huntington &
Broad Top Mountain Railroad, Were
ihroWn' Irene the' cat by a trein. Sane
liastiege was killed,,Martin Mabee had his
skull crushed and seven others were
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repenter Fatal and ()thee Accident!.
While a 7.yeareold lien of P. Deleenry,
of . Whitefield, Ont., wasplaying With en
'Open penknife, he ran against a door frame,
the biade:penetrating his 'body to a contd.
derable depth, The lad is likely to
Gieelii-Wallbridgee a student at Upper
Canada College, dislocated ' his shoulder
while ..13lieying football On Wednesdey
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PetosPermtEeDENT EVES, MARRIAQE 0,44'01tH ?
How Elly Light Up When Their
Is in Love.
Take, says Shirley Dare, in. a.
letter on beauty of the eyes, a youn
sitive perriOn of consumpttve habit,
dinary health and' in Joie. •Wato
eyes of etioh a' one; and you will
pretty a specimen of phosphoric) light as
that which playa about reertein, flowers in
fall bloom. The state of nervous' ()Tene-
ment uses up the phosphorus of the body
pretty fastened it will flash behind the eye,
lids like the fire on, summer wayme.Notan.
tate and other people have Been the mimic
flashes a white lily three 'days blown will
semi trent its petals on a warm eleetrio
summer night. I ,have seen as Merin a flash
leap between the eyelids of a lad of 25,
dead in love as he could be with an abSent,
woman. . He, •wap nervous,A trifle poetio-.
and overstruzig, his eyes 'dilated, changeful
ft g 'mg cat's. In short a,
human battery, evereharged. with nervene
electricity. In one case Weide,. that of an
,Italian actor, /tone` I, have noticed the
'eameiliteh which appeared toleap frelen the
eye, get play -like 'sheet lightning. within
it. Berthen Reesi was highly electric
es•human leeings are, in normal condition.
Love and peens both are literally a com-
bustion of nervous fierce, nee the eye is the
peephole at the fire in the brain.
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forewertenert tua'aae:7,, was aOskuseaVolefwa -Chicago lady.
Do you consider male iage a faligre•
g Ben- '1 No," she replied. " No, I do 'net,
in' or. althougI have been divorced five, timers::
h the ' iMb, . A: rl lei :intro! bookt.eenhpye, .0 rpftoseipayable,
oabswbeeliarenen, willgnGae eo. 1 zortt- gut: eni pages
e: YE, ( 0. )al• lin m: idWf hi.::::: ..
Beet' • do not regard marriage 1* ki ti. failure:" .
Of Indiana, 54,000; Henry F. Smithere,'-of Pe '
Michigan, 51,500; Thomas C. Carleton, 0f ,
California, 53,600; Ofainee 11. Dawkere, of
Tennessee, $1,9,00 ; Charles Et. Wilkie,. of
,Flordia, $5,000. Total, 5l6,000. -New York •,.•
Sun. •
Steam -Heated PaeseOger Trains on the New
York Central &Hudson Elver Railroad.
The..etove is a means of beating care on
the .New York Central & Hudeon River
Railroad will be entirely eebeli.
During the past year the officials' Of the
New York Genteel in charge of its pas,
perigee equipment have been actively em.
ployed in testing various devices for
heating ' ears by means, of steam obtained
direct from the locemetivia, end have
decided one system combining simplicity
of cOnStruotion. and management with the
most satisfieitory results. ,A two-inch' irdn
steam pipe tuns under each of the cars,
connection between the oarei being. made
with a metallic joint. • and a sleeve. This
inain,pipe connects with &system of pipes
insido each Oar; one, running lengthwise
Of the car, with branch pipes extend.-
ing under the • seats. At ' the' Centre
of each of the interior pipes is a
key .6y /which the steam from the main
pipes can be out off, thus reducing the
temperature Of a single oar without inter-.
eering With that, of care more distant from
the locomottepeveleinh itethe source Of the
steitneempply. Since the advent of cold
weather, all the 'oars &Imposing the trains
known as,the New Yieek, Chicago et, St.
Louis -Vestibule Lb:lilted, • and the ,,1%,Te*
York, Chicago, Cincinnati& St! Louis- fast
express, besides a large number of the local
trains running on the Verities parts of the
reed have been succesefully heated by this
metiers. All the drewing-rborn,•eleeping, and
dining Pere; passenger coaches, end. the 'bag-
gage, maiRespress and postal cos in service
on the -line -willebe.fully_equippecleveith:--elie
steernerelietitieg appliance.
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*Tee 14orsi Mystery Yet 'Unravelled • ''..
John Bertram, agother student, fell :off The death is announced of the Wife of
ii, Atie _John_hieVey.-e-Yarmoittle---.neae-fet.
landerein the gromide-Yesterdayehreeking Thomas. ' Deciaeed had beenspeechless
his IV.M. ' , .. • • • •for nine yeare ; the death of bee son John
. A few days ago Mr. Wen. Jones, of.Altcf- through an accident, and the disappearing
cliffe, With his, brother, Went to Pelham of: her daughter, Maggie -McVey, in Nevem-
with some cattle, both being;on'hoseback: btu; .1.81S, since.which time no trace of her
When returning William had just crossed has been discovered, having , worried her
the ChiPpawit bridge When his horse bolted so ;inriele I that, she was. stricken with
and threw him. „ The unfortunate , man paralysis. ' She • was aged : 71 years, .e
A Heysvinee Waterloo, despatch says: A foer daughters,' all etevhein reside at home.
whipstock, but the cow did not like to be
cow belcingitig to R. C. Tye_, of ' this :plaCe, . ' .
tgfituagnh.ta Pt phIset. iht en °olio tit initsiptsti sthhirte downa t.:r1wiei 'tThy Re
broke. his neck and died instantly.
tary of the
months end leaves a husbaild,,tWo sons and
• 0 'zi Thhuersde epaeyre .01 ave fkit en of Provincial
ot: neB.: poParriodv 4. oft i:.'Health
treated in finales way; and gave a, jerk and eeiiiitedCookeville to aticiertainhYCiaSueseer
broke Off about a foot of • the whip in her •the outbreak of typhoid fever there. 'Tlie
throat. The animal had to be killed,
_._.... , probable maim he found to be 'impure well
On 'Wednesday afternbon, while Thomas Water. Seine of the wells were tee ,cloge to
}Nei", sett, - was. ,Operieting the'ebarking the houses cir Were otherwise badly attested..
Machine in Daey's .pulp mill, Therold, the ' In all, five came have occurred there and
knives (tame in °tinted with some hard one of ethem has proved fetal.' No new
substance, breaking the Machine in piecee; eases of smallpox Werereported( yesterday.
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one Of which attack Mr. Foley he the face; • .
severing his nose and .prodneing a fracture • .• ••• Resenting an Insult."
of the froietel bone: Awhile Foley is ad,
vanced in years; the doctors :consider his 0.-".teleodbiynosuenarliJattrcitssetein,legLh.ear that .l.3rottria
injteriee:Very eerione. ' Some of the plebes • jackpon (bitterlY)'Yeb," he called me .a
of machinery passed through' the robf and
crowned the canal h hundred yards away. '
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Not an ItnglIsla Name.
"George," asked a brilliant yelping
street girl of ' her best man, " isn't the
Rein& Minister that everybody is talkingabout n Englishthii ?",
"Of `coarse he is," replied George."Well, Idon't •
underseanithoW that can
be," continued the, charming °rep:titre, "for
I heard papa say'. his mune ,was Dennis.
Dennis finite -English, is it, George '?"
,And John put en the mantle Of chielity
And .went out into the chilly night.-
IT-ashirieten Post..
A 'Compromise Suggested.
ThOrnati," sternly said ehe small boy's
father at the breakfast table; "don't thiciw-
away filet piece of bread.- Fleur is *ow.
ing eo dent that I can hardly keep you
supplied With bread enough to este so you
mustn't waste any of it." " Tell youwhat,
popper," eaid Thopias• I'll agree to stop
eating bread; ifit's so dear., and eat nothing
but pis." - • '
"What
esnigorgiteeernearntinne;efeeOrei;.).--„.. • How -Ear -it -Went.
'it r didn't know, he was running for any.
"Oh, but he ice them. 1 saWhina,goingici•
Church last • Sunday." •
-Chfcado• dlobe It doesn't take a
geode Or goosebone, a Weather prophet or a
ground hog, a corn latisk or the' burrs in a
iiteee'e tail to tell that this is goingtobe a
hard winter. So prepare."
Ticket Agent Moffett, 6f Enexville•
Tonne, found. anecing , his father's 'effects,
recently c gourd over 100 'years old, Which
contained, among -other old :papers,
note from, Davy Crockett, plqable to
William Illeffettaor one shilling and three-
pence for it barrel of whiskey and a kee, of John Guy Vassar o will b&iueaths about
cider: ,
3600,000 tO.yarionS° educational, charitable
Millionaire Freed was once worth $40. and r°11"14°Ils 1natiftal("1"g•
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000,000, it is said, lent his present Mamie e -If a mien *ants tie get a good idea of' the
ie estimatel at 315,000,000., The difference *ay his porsonal interests eptiette to the
le due to the greet ahrinkage in the values world in :general' he wants to go ont of
of Comstock mining 'etOeke and to his lose. ,n0Oreititne etillecalM night and look at the
of 115,900,000 hi the Nevada Meek wheat waning moon ,thtetegh the Entail end of the
opera.glitessee.."
Rehin• son-eAnd didn't you; resent it'?
• Jackson (warmly)e-Resent it? You bet
I did! I told him that' was pimply a that.
ter of nob:lion and not of, fact. No men
can call mealier And get away with it.
Exteneetern. Circunieta ,
Wifeee-I Was so annoyed; my ' dear, " to
:ileitis find oneeif my pictures displayed in
photographer's shop window. ,
• Huaband-Why didn't You go tipstaire
and tell him to hike it •,..
Wife -1 declare I didn't think of that,
end, beeideee theepicturcrekee verygood
one ! •, 4 4
Rattlesnake:1as Food;
It was Said of a strong political nartizan
that he would swallow rattlesnakes if party
interests demanded, it. . It is only men of
this sort who, without protest, swallow the
large, old-faahioned pills: Sensible peat*,
requiring medicine to cleanse their systems,
invariably . nee Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pel-
lets. They are merivalled in all derange.,
mente ele'elielieeze eeoniach and bowels. '
Alias Westend-Oh, Mho Tiptop, is it
true that while abroad ' you became: en-
gaged to the Dielle of Olddastle e'
Miss Tiptop (reluctantly)e-N4e, but my
waiting -quad got acquainted With , his
valet. •
teeniselonary sermon in Chicago )set
Sunday the Rev: J. 11. barrows said that
"along the Congo River a maim:inn equal
tie that of theUnited Staites ie. living amid
a trdpical leettriance of vegetation on it
that peoducep three crepe Of corn a year.
The Rhenishiniesion in H,erreroland has
2;600 baptised converts among a giant race,
of 'black herdsmen seyete feet high, the
tallest Christians enthe globe." ' • 44s
0
. •• ' Look Here.
• Do. you feel blue and deepondentp Do
:pains rack and tear ;way at nerve and:
muscle, and have you been.. disappointed in
finding a remedy that will afford certain
and speedy tette!? If so, go at once to any
drug store tied buy a eimple bottle Of Pol. '
eon's Nervilinee Poison's Nerving° neve
fails to relieve neuralgia, &s, headache,
rheninittlem, and all internal or external "
pains: J. B. Carman, • druggiet, Mortis- '
burgh, writes: "All the parties I enpply
speak .very favorably of Nervnine, and .
always purchase a second Pelsones •
Nerviline is sold. in sample bottles at 10
cents; large Ike ekcents-by all druggiele
and country dealers everywhere., Try
ten cent bottle.
• An Honorary Member.,
Tomeay-My fe.theris A church meneber.
• Johnny-eSo's mine. • -
Tommy --But mYfethiir &lye Your paps ,
ain't, 'cos hedon't never come 4:0 church,
nor pnt nothin' in the collection box.
. Johnny (braeely)-Welleney 'papa is an 7-
honoiary member, and honorary members
„
don't chip in. • '
"A Word to the Wise 18 'Sufficient." '
: Catarrh is' not simply an'ingonvenien ce •
unpleasant to mifferer anddisgusting to ,
others -it is, an edvanCed outpost Of ap..
proitOhing disease of worse type: Do not' •
neglect its warning; it brings deadly erne
in its train. Before it is too late,' use Dr.
Sage's "Catarrh , eleinedy. It reaches the
seat of the ailment, and it ie the onlything '
that Will: Yen may -dose yourself with
quaqk medicines 'til it is too late -'til the
'streanelet becomes a.relistless. torrent. It '
is ,:tha" maturedinvention of a ,scientifie
physician, "A word to the wise ia ea- f
Adel*"
•
The Near Future.
• Elderly 13ricle (to her higibend)--Darlew„.
when I begin to grow •old and ,plain will
yoliworebtp me as passionately as you do
now? , • . •
Young. Husband -Ah 'dear, can you
dt ho antm. mo? Do D
l 0! to yony6Ierimagine ae
•opfort. jamoment
me.n
• L. , Style.• .
The most •fashionable color, at present.'
is the hue' of health, ancLit wilLeneeerege-nee.,
oniTsf style. Its. shades and Mete are vari-
one, but all of them are exceedingly becom- •
ing. It is perfectly astonishing what a
change.- is being daily „wrought by Dee -
Pierce's Favorite Prescription in the looks
of sickly women. ' Sufferers froni any sort
of"female weaknese " or irregularity,
backache ' or .nervone prostration, should
give it trial... All druggisto: • '
The corner•stone of tho big Soreckle
Siege A.9111160 at Philadelphia, w,is tide
with appropriate ceremonies yeaterdad
afternoon. , •
The White House at Washington derives
its name from the fact that theNirginha
freestone, of whichit is NAIL; Was painted
white to conceal' the disoOlorationp natuied
by smoke and water. • •
•
• -There is only a distinction without a,
difference between an, auburn haired sweet-
heart and a red headed wife. •' , • ,.
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