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' The Loat Baby.
• , C. P. jAkeweee
Thraugh the broad, old-faslaioned; Idtehon, itickY!'
***fol,'fpg; up a. remising, din, .
.Ithabed the: fctrinees noiy Phikireit'mbegt. *help
:te42,:mother Caned theM in. • •
Tinned been out upon: the haystack, eliding down
iiPonthe hay,
the'etin set andadght'sehadessecheiied away
the light of day. • '
Just.briInful nierrY piaolilef, . Writ belling
o'er with fun,, .. ••. s .
Hophd, the chairs. and Aytable ci reimplet4 dld tt.iey
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rush and shout had run. . " •
And their merry peaky of laughter echoed to. the'
attic wide,
• Then.they,tuinbled .doweithe cellar In e game of
.seek"and. hide, *1 • ;
41! 0004120am° 1." the father isbpated; Al 'Mather,
•flisUlapnli those rogueto bed, ;
Per their clatter alai:1.00r ..raCket enofigh to
6010 my head." • . • . '
put the, roguish, little Urchins said: teeeet be as
good as good.
• While theli grandma, told a.sterytbat •wita if
• she only would.• '
So tbe good" old grandam lUndIy..putlier knit.
dug needles down,• • -- •
. While her spec's, silo pushed above, her brow
hear to her cap's quatat crown,
.kila,. as o'er'. ber age -dimmed 'features a. )bright
• ' ray of pleasurecrossed, '
• Said she guessed rieeee telt a story 'bout a boy
• ' that once was led.' •
• 4'Ro Was sheh. ancither: inisehlet .as my 'little
Toriamy here, • .
:Always toddliq' after something neit ,etthout a
• hit of fear. • , • „
• Now, one day, -his nialvas busy making pancakes
for the. tear• • .
When she sudden -like bethought her, ' Where
' can little toddlin's bo? s
Pre not heard his merry laughter for tertnain.
• utes, 1 declare- •
• J'ohnny',..havayott Been the baby in theharnyard,
• . anywhere ?'•
a7Ohnnif from the stable arici‘werad,. 'Just a little
Whiloago • • .• • , , • •
Ile Was chasm' the old rooster with the handle
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of a hoe, • •
And be told me he Was going to the bash to have
:tome. fun- • • . • •
• . 4!.'_fthiesasEltsliocitsearia.gre, at iiig,lhooka_cetwif, yfs
• haaaras•for •
•'Then be rap off round the corner of • the pig -pen
over there,• '
•° HO I'll. look around and -Slid him with his gua• ,
out here somewhere. • • .,,
'Pon my word the gate Is open, leadin' out into
' the wood; .
P're.pci he's gone out after 'team*. for you know
• • he said he shim:dd.' ,
. Murry, Johnny,' screamedtlae mother,' go and
!find him if you caul''" ,. • •• '
As with white and friglitetied featurea she hew
. -self the'search begin. • •
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Round the•bachyard,,hoUse and stable, up end:
down the stumpy lane, . • •
Sought she for Ler precious baby, bht,hor parch
• , ---- - • ...::.
-1-Y4n she' blear the hein aeleind-eleier Sb�could
make it ring. • •• .
'Till the men came from thelo4ging bee down by
•• the min'rarspring. • • •
Axid they wont in all direotions, searchteig for
_ tee missing ohne, ' ' • .
-•,•, White . the father • and they Mother were wttli
' anguish almod wild. • s
• ' Mother,' said -the fatherto her, ' IvIll• yeti go uto
iiringigraligt?the lanterns 'With you, • for
. fast becoming night.' • , • • /
OK theran with eager footsteps till 'she reached,
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There she atoppedin. blank iniaFetneat, for !be,
• Wastige her (lonethot fele"ated, playing with npan
•• of dough. . •• ' .•
' Why, my Ma, Where has 'Oh bin to,: Yet i rid
• what I wants to Info*? •• .,•
• 'went setipin'-wire•piggiet, ah'ibideddep from
.!Ahd den when.' went to find 'ou.'cleh I ghees 'ou
...'•77.ihided too,. • •, • • • . •
So I kied till I Was seepy; den- I seeped a hull lot
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• I found die pan o nice staff, and made.'pie-
. ters on de iloor;'•-,' ' •
'Fondly did that loving "mother press her darling
' • to her breast • •
Itifinegin6rtisditesrtiii."e birdie had not wandered
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I3ut the great; rough men on coming at lier,call
• from out the Wood, '
Laughed at mother's dough -daubed derling. just
. • • • as hard as e'er they could. • " • •
• 'Thera, the story's over, children, off to bed you'd
better go 1. . • . •••
Yes, your father Was the lost' one, •and I found
hire 'niong ;the dough."
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Chrioue Wedding. invitation.
, A novel wedding invitation' announcing
Marriage of Charles A. Benton, oftLensing-
burg, and( Miss' Ada Titcombe wee shown to
a Troy (N.Y.).Presa reporter on Saturday.
'It reads as follows : •
',ARMEN
Friends; -,7I do most cordially inviteyou all
to corae to 114 house Monday •evening, Octo-
ber 8th, 1888, at 7, p.m. •Presents received
until .8 p.m. on the daypf the meild4igt _Come
one, bome all. !Compliments of .• •
CHARLES A. BEA'reie
and,
Miss ADA: TITOOMB.
To
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The wedding is not likely to take place.
• It ie said that When the • prospective bride
• rem the wedding •invitations she :waxed
exceedingly Wroth; and Cher* now fills
the rote of it discarded and disconsolate
toyer. , • • .
A. Natural ApprehenpiOn. .
Sufficing, it young travelling men of, this
• city; is trying to learn, the violin. The
other evening he WAS working away with
he most commends* industrywhen a
p sounded at -the door of his room.
Come in," he ,said, pausing in hie • wild
clhdeavors. • . • ,
The door opened and the Irish domestic
put her head through the.door.
"Oh, it's you, is it," she: remarked in a
',relieved tone. • . , , •
".Yee, it is I. • Whitt did you want?" .
' "Nothin' ; only the miens pint me tip to
• see if the .baby wasn't ep here *yin'. to
break yer fiddle:" ,
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The View of King Alfred, „
Not long ago in a public -school exami-
nation an eccentric examiner demanded:
"What views -would Ring,Alfred take of
.nniversal Offoge, • the conscription, and
printed books, if .he were living now ?",
The iiagenriOne pupil wrote in tinewer : "11
Xing Alfred were still olive he would be too
nia to take any interest in anything."
•W What is Life Without Lave,
Magistrate -Madam, Your husband char-
, gee you with assault. Madam --Yes, Your
honor; I asked him if he would ever cease
to love Me, andhe Was go slow in answering
• that i hit him With it Mop. I'm only a
'woman, your hOnor (tears); and it woman's
Iife without Ibee is a mere blight. '
,110 Ruined the Modem.
Proprietor (to recently engaged waiter
yoft will haveto go; X can't keep yoe:
,NOS, Waiter -What's the matter?
Proprietor -Whenever it customer peke
yeti if the fish is fresh you get red in the
face. You'd breakup the whele tnisinees
in
it shore Inn& •
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'Why She Went Mame. •
, Firet Guest (at hummer heelth edort)
, -Yon eregoieg home early, this seseen,
Mrs. Caution: "
Second' Geerit-Yere X hey° to go for my
health.-
' Cherlori,piekone said There is noth,
tog so ritrobg or Elate, in any einergeney of
.iifoas the eiMple truth."' •
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• 'ormioiNT Tomos.
wsgRi, >Pt Brooklyn Who is 70(Yents
blind,:ixt'good health and the pornentkir
of $1,50,000 in worldly ger, has married
his cook. There ie: a great to do •conae-
gnome, A poor men might merry his cook
without unfriendly criticism, but whet
right has §1400,000 to marry a cook?
00,01.zn, .of Pittsburg, hie, invented a
proms whioh he expecte Will opereede
embelmingand cremation, being pinch leek
expeesive than either. Ile sublents n'dead
hoOY tohYdranlie l?reestlee, ind col4nsee
it into EL arnall, solid ;Wok, like veined
Marble. The body eof a lull.grown man
can, he claims, be reduced to a cube, of
twelve inches. Dr. Cooper exhibits a Erroll
goes, apparently of „ marble, "T -hat,"
says he, "is the body of a ohild converted
into a handsome ornament." The mateeial
is tideless, °dodos, and seemingly imper-
ishable. Crematiotecosts £10.., Compres-
sion will cost only a fifth of that Binh. ,
•.Ir you out down a tree in the month of
its growth, and mit it right off at the butt
and not trim it put any, in a few days
that tree will be. mooned. "•I the.V1
days in expert, "when We out oak 'timber
and leave the li011)S on. When it is out in
Juno, we find it seasoned in December,
when we go to take up the winter's fire -
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Weed. .We find if it is out when the sap' is
out of the wood it Boon becomes esp.rotten.
If you out beech, poplar or birch eor rails
,orvehts; out them in June or jely• and let
them lie with their limbs OIL Yon will
have wood then that is not rotten. You
..williimyefierrpnleseont-'.of, the •:-birelies-...on
poplars. for
A cot/aim:remit detail that is gaining
much popularity in some western cities is
the bricking in of frame • houses. The
building is .sided up, with matched staff, as
if complete; then a briok litee wall, four
inches thiok, is laid in contact With the
exterior, tied on by enikee about ever Y sixth
course. Ahoy distributesthemalt around
on ten Of the wall. They ere kid in the
mortar -bed, ready and driven through into
the sidenignutil the heads ere flush With
1120-fitidi;Ofttliteivall; -when thenext- &harps
are laid; and so On: The Walls .present the
appearance of solid masonry, are durtible,
and; as , they add to :the warnith of 'the
building& Seem to present substantial
recommendations, especially for •severe oli-
' Ferree perm& the • Chicago
lives like; house that is said to be inbrOlike
.caritlethan any other resideneef-in.Chi
cage. NO two melte ire alike in :stile R.
flnieh..The honed icebttilt-7with.,e-rottinda-
eurmoupted by a Moorigh dome andaIlthe.
deers iiPeni into a 'dopier hall, The...sup-
porting' pillars and tho:balustrades are
made • ou. polished nierble.• An elevator,
.penelled with plete.glass and upholstered
in Odin; carries the erioupitrits �f the heneS
,te-the upper roomo. Mr. Paimer hasitwity
soils, lads of 12: and 14 years .of Age; who
-hey° their gymnadium, mg-galleryand
play-Mcmoe in a hone.° built specially for
their nee and theyare, taught all the
ao-
complishmonts as well As the 'pithily arts.,
: A•SPANISEC ineriiiient in .Barcidona **ays.
goes tcebed two or three days Whenever he
caii be spared . from. his. Mildness; and
laughs at those who..Riend their holidays
Oiktoilsome Mountains.' One Of the hardest
working women in England, Who has con-
ducted a large wholesale businesslor many
years,'Mteins' an excellent .nervous systeni.
at an advanced age, owing, itis believed, to
the habit entitling; enie . day a week in bed,
:There is no doubt Whatever in the mind of
any thoughtful:physieiten that more Of
this sort mead -lessen .-neriOris ' and Many
other derangernente, .cansed by. too Mueh,
pliyeieal Wear and tear. An hmir at mid -
too, • on & Ouch or on a reg on the
fiber will der ouch. ..! . • • . • • •
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--14TTErfrom:44., :0 Otri ever -region are
.411 stopped when they reach the qearantit e
hies, says the ittiffalo Courier. ' Each :letter
is, Pitt under it niai3hine With a long Men at-
tached, and this is provided with a dentiited
Oneern•punctured at the.ende; A powder
of redetersive and :germicide • character is
forced through the arms and down through
vetch tooth. The erre comes demi through
each leiter And from the apertures the dis-
infecting powder is 'blown, It permeates
the hitter Or newspaper, aretheesee may be,
and • is believed, to, thoroughly deetroY
whatever bluintieS, of /*Oral* .existence
there May 'pessihly. be conveyed. . Some
complaints have been heard as to the, dis-
figurement of letters,' but none as to the.
evidences of Protection.' . ' • • .
ACConni.34 tel a writer in the Liverpool
Post whit in past Years has annoyed the
Prince of Wales has been the elavisleiniita:'
tion'of his dreee affected by the inaeheke
and dudes; More esneeitilly' the latter,who
are Of Arnerioen birth:. Laet,yeer he took
effectual meethr /Or. putting ,ri stop to this,
'Immediately .on hie arrive' the bid,
Order' of things prevailed: The Mit of his
coat, the pattern of his Waistcoat, the 'shade
of his. :neektie; Were -sedulously •• copied.
Then;'0 hippy idea oceerted to. the Prince..
He ordered from erenie unknown 'stintoe a
hiclOpe suit of dirty, blanket -hued tweed.
Ile put on a red shirt with a blue :collar;
Wore a gen felt.; low -crowned, cream- colored
hat, with *band Of : orange ribbon, and:
thrust. a !bine silk handkerchief in .hi
breast pocket.. This, with tail shoes, com-
pleted a &Annie the like ,of which was
never seen op:Iend or Oa, But , it effected
itei purpose. The Prince had it all to him -
hell; and this year he has no .004:lesion-to
repot the practical joke. . • ;
TIM Papers read this year at the Rijn:
burgh mootingofthe Iron and Sleet
tote have , been of flier° than' Opinion,
interest. Theyform n series of prose epics,
deeoribing the OhWerd March Of, „the iron
and iteet industry; and celebrating its
splendid achievements rend,' preeent and to
'COMO. They tell no of now Machines and
new appliances, brio/ging with 'them the
gift of new pciweect and, mere Coniplete.ton-
trol Over the Stubborn feliries with whioh
the inetittite has to de. New metellie colt -
pounds have Cohn into being in rthe prOY,
grese of industrial art, going ,•of theta of
greet value, and offering advantages to
whioh iren and steel of ..ordinarV Make rise
put in no claim. The Mein ittiblecit Of
ly bilathin in the pteeerie yeae, has been the
Forth bridge, now approaching Ocibipletion.
This bridge :End its glories the institute
teppropristet as ltd. own. It has only heee
by thfradvanoormade of lateintrthe manu-
facture of iron nia steel that the construe -
Coe Of auch e 'work has been rendered
possible. It stands, therefore, as concrete
evidence,' representing in itself 'the per.
formances of brains and 'hands which have
had no direotehare in planning it or put-.
Ong it together. • It 111 ,,the ',latest and
greatest creation of triumphant metellurgic
skill, combining and ceiling into requisition
eyerY,, resource which the progress of
modern art has. brought within reach of its
erfigner„ and which it is the office- of the
*embers of the Iron and,Bte,e1,Institute to
chronicle and to perfect.
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A ease of Dysentery:'
The diet should be chiefly milk' and lime
water, uncooked ooked beef juice,, the whites of
eggsanilWater, and light meat brothe. No
solid food eheuld be allowed. Drinks luke-
warm are most easily borne, cold fields
generally Ouse' abdominal pain. fetimp.
lents should only be administered by the
advice of the physioian; they are rarely
needed . excepting in the most desperate
cases.: When the thirst is .!eiceissive plain
soda, barley water Or gum Arabic water
are palatable and refreehing, During COO-
viteste0oe the diet is to be merit carefully
regele.ted, and when the patient begins+on
solid food he should indulger only in the
whitemeat of fowls, delicate fish and very
light puddings.. The first step is to remove
as early as possible all irritating matter
from the bowels by•a cathartic. To
accomi
plidh thie there s no safer remedy
than castor oil. If Wien clear vomiting
will very likely be induced. Therefore, it
to have a druggist epeoially prepare
-Hsslatruldirtallec-inteeFarsemulsioiroes
ounce of tiptoe ell, and to it Add twenty -
live *PS efatitudantim ; that dose isfor a
fell gown moon. In. many instances if
this is taken within a. few hours • after the
attaek conimenbee, and a proper diet is
regularly adhered to, no other treatment
will be needed. By the use of the ell the
dysentery .. is converted into a eiMple
diarrhoea, whioh sow dieraPperits of itself
—Boston Journal otHealtlt. •
Sow Laughter indicate* Character..
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It u iinqueitionagy true that the many
different varieties of laughter are indicative
of particular tempers and 'characteristics.
An eaetem authority on the subject has
carefully classified them,' and a .peculiar
classification it is, too, .It is based upon
the mind of the vowel that prevaile in the
laugh. . Thus persons who laughin a broad -
Latin "A" are open-hearted, henget people,
fond of noiery jocundity', but , perhaps of
Vifinble mood. .Excessive 'jerking laughter,-
however, is an evidence of vulgarity. Those
liughing in a dry" A." are.respeotable, but
little expaneibe, and a hard lot of people.
When the Latin "E" prevails there prevails
also a phlegmatic, melancholy . temper..
Timorous, uheteedy people; also those
imbeed• with malignity, laugh in e kind of
swelling ." I." Laughter. in "0" is the
-,utterance-of.Proudibotkimperative;uome:
••,w121_11, hateWAAn pe90
le. Beware of then:
who laugh in 4 0 " (0). They are traitors,
haters; ecOrners.-Kansas City Journal. •
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Wife (piously) -Henry, I Wish you
wouldn't swim so. .• • .
• Hesband (shocked) -I don't swear, my
dear. .
Wife -Yes, yet* do; or just • the same
thing. You mein* Ray 'by George,' Or 'by
Jove; or • by 'Ned,: or by anything: • .
Husband (submissively) -Not even buy
new bOnnet, love? . • •
! Then she was very, very sorry for her
thoughtless reform movement, and, coming
close to him, threw her arms 'about. his
neck and asked him to forgive her. '
A. Pernalsydble Form:
Too Much of a Dose.
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Mrs. Minor -How did the doctor tell you
to take the mediceinee.Mr. Minor? . • -
bireiginere-ellesaid at first that I should
tate a.i'monthial three time a day, and
then he looked at me in a puzzled . sort of
. way and, saidthatafter -all he guessed it
would be better to take only A wineglass
full at a doe& What do you suppose made -
him (Madge hie mind?
Mrs. Minor -I can't imagine.
Ilialtioky Day.
•IMMO& *ante to know "the lucky days..
to be married on." 'If your young men ii
'addicted to the flowing bowl, Lucretia
and emokeri cigarettes, Andrea& 'baseball.
news While hia-mother splits kindling wood
take our word for it that any day from
January the let to Deoemher 3let inolusive
is a, mighty unlucky .clay to be married, on,
-4)rakets111;agazine.• •
Rotel French.
' Sarah 'Althea gill, the wife of D. S.
Terry, ie out in it proclaination in, the San
Francisco pros , relative to her recent
&desalt upon Justice Field. signit her.
self "Mire D. S. Terry, 1148 Mrs. William
Sharon.t,r, This is the fleet time that, we'
Tier heard of a W.OME111 who was born the
wife of ti• male citizen., It is evident that Mrs.
'perry has , !required: the ,Frehoh language
from reading hotel biller of fare.—New York
• They Tkought"., Arms" Meant Legs.
"Yes," esid the general, "our Indian
alike were helpful,, although their lack Of
knowledge of the 'English- langueee fre.
cpiently gave rise to embarriesing situations.
I remember, partiolarly at the battle of
Tippo-Tibati an alarm was sounded and I
gave the order: "To arrosi" and every
mother's son of theni mistook My meaning
and took ' to their logo." -Christian .Guar
t The Beet of tee Treeless.
" Robert," saidthe tether sternly " don't
let e 12 ' ' ' ' I t
me ver ear of you going to the o ose
again for cake. - • • , 4
"It wasn't my fault pa." ....
" Not your fault ?" . . • •
" No ; if ma hadn't told you you wouldn't
have heard of it." ..., ._
Tonis Steer ohatging down a city'
street ate:aye:prefers' the cheer who. *cake
tWo .Witteh chainbut the Moore' don't get
Joao often enough --New l'Ork Megedfit.
.The Nete, York 10001460d hate -Mien,:
iiiited,:deel T.. Erherdt fet Mayer:: •
• Bev, Mt, Freenieft,•it retired •pisooptil,
elergynian,.Who has Melded in tendon for
some time past, :died yesterday' morning'
,tiftet An illneee. of Onsiderable dfiretiere
PIO orteiii to Lolidern Mini Chatham.
,AyietealiAbT44-4.*EPPV4
.Tne, firimponver Aldermen :as, Bad ae, pets
Ontario Confreres.
orourrii30..ohowea that the Board
of Workdba 'given porrairtsion to have tlie
logaburned. on the ground. 7 •
gotdoi•uo0hPpliTheira44197.1120 Belt," U07.
41d. EftIn3plirieft-,T04. keep 80 and wait
egitil I get thropgh,...then yen can talk. You
have a habit of tallflog. Me down, but
won't have it. • • • *
Alci. Oppenheimer---Exouses .• must be
made. for41d. Huniphriee is he is like: e
geed many others. he ha e a few teeth out
44-4111111. tgattndrhrlete"-: Don't- yon ettil Me a
liar or I will oraok your held. ' -• • •
Ald'Oppenheinier-7-2he trouble with 'Aid.
Humphries is that he has been put getting
several: toddies.
e*Altea:7-11nYinothialiee4 ie.
and
digrea9Y
ci)
His Worship -Order, Ald.• Iliimphrio0,
or I shall have to order ,you out of the
Aid. Oppenheimer, centinningr said tho'
Bora et. Works, never gave instreOtionato
have the loge . piled in that meaner or the
bosh burned, ' • • ••
It was moved, eecOndeil and carried, That
the City Engineer be provided with a horse,
and buggy. • . .
he report wet then adopted.-1)4ily,
*lacertlier's Report; of flte Malcom:1:e,
cozoicq.
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Rev. C. A. Johnaon's Suit.
This.' suite is brought b Rev.- C. A.
Zobneore.editorrottlielMtedaien; Agaiiist
the proprietors of the Queen's .11otel,
Toronto. The The defendantri have filed' their
defence, whioh sets out th it the plaintiff is
profeseiopal beggar; that they had not
the aocionemodation at their hotel that he
demanded; that he had no luggage and
did not tender the proper charge, and that
at the time of dermandingentertainineet he
was not 1 traveller, and 'was not deprived'
of food_ and lodging_while: upon_ it journey.
It furthersets out ,that the Queen's hOlde
itself out to the pnbiio as entertaining only
. ,
people of wealth and refinement. , Thatl
the pleintiff didnot apply in good faith for
accommodation, but for the purpose itiad
With the expectation of being refused, or
for the -purpoee of being entertained in
Oda' equality with a plass of 'guilts to
which he did . not belong. That the de:
fendants would have been willing to enter-
tain -him had he applied;properly and have,
submitted to the regulations of the hotel'
providing separate aocominadation for per.
sons Of African blood. ' • •
• #9W " PS " SLEEP -
Park 914, t!U , jrlatkroi, W.4111. Mi Aiglinprim
"
ibri rffifbvi.
Yokohama letter says: The Japanese
bed is simply a futon spread upop the mat-
ting. They lie on this and spread another .
Intim over them, and rest their heads upon •
wooden pillows and are liseitY. A futon
is a thickly Wadded cotton quilt, exactly
like our coMfortable. VA a very nice si-
ningement such a bed is for the honeekeeper.
The bed is easily made, and in the morning ,
the, futon is folded And put away in a 471013011,,
and the chaniberWorkie done. They weer .
no night dresses, but as every* person, even '
in elie poorest and humblest station, tikes • • -'
hot bath once, ana in the majority Of
mieee twice, 'a day, there is nothing un- '
cleanty'in the wearing of the same drese at
night:which 10 worn M. the day.
Effects! of Climate.
We "liar a great deal said shout the benn-
418.1 effect upon invalids of the climate of:
Colorado and other veeatern localities; but '
When-aini0,:changes his plaoe of residence ,
in hope of improving his health with. '
out firettrying Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical , '-
Discovery. he makes a great mistake. In
nine Ogee out of ten he might save /iis
time and money, The great remedy owes
ita power over, all Affections Of the throat
slid lunge, bronchitis, asthma, catarrh and
even censuniption„ whioh is lung sOrOfulail
lo thweimple feet that, it purifies and en-
riches the blood and invigoretge the
debilitated system. •
that always turner inout in stonily
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3iiiiitoltg 47 _balked?, 'otiityrttevocitealigtearicinip:
other. "Because it's like: an Umbrella,
weather." • • . •
• Sweet Flowers,
The- fairest buds are often the first to
wither, and the ravages of diocese Make
havoc with: the beauty, ae well as the
Orength and happiness :of the fair lex.
Thn_peevalent disorders among -American
women are those of a most distressing
eseription. These"weaknesses," as
they are miggestively termed, insidiously'
slip the health, and the:patient becomes
pale and end emaciated, • the appetite grows
:totkials,atidin. tercet:1180u! , weir aloeveciesriettyr:nagntha a413 thb:
despair. There is relief for alLerich suffer -
rep -petite, and in due course, vigoromehealthr, • •
of the " dragging-dOwn " pain& 'return of
plaints." Its use is folloWeil,by cessation
suffer-
ers •in •Dr. PiTwereee'Exas FaVori; •
Prescription, which cures sit "female COM-.
, The Kindergarten: Teacher -New, chil-
dren, anything that brawls alongthe ground
instead of 'walking:is called a reptile. Can
you giveme an example of a reptile? Inn
*A: worm.. Teacher-Yes,that ,will do.
Can any one give -me • another example •
(Lone'. silence. 'Filially -.Peggy Bribt
WHI3esaiikE°Petilg)r,-wileafri. is it? Peggy
(tritimphantly)-Nother were].
•
. .Tne Fired Cousin of the 'Dude. '
St. ionici doctor has removed the brains,
from". dozen different frogs and healed the
wound and let thein go: They went off as
if nothing had happened out of the usual,
and it was plain that they had loit nothing
of value,•--:Detroil Prep Press. "
• r.
AOCOrdilig to letters of Queen Elizabeth
lately publiehed among the Hatfield pipers
her pet name for the Duke d'Alencon, to
Whom ohe was betrothed for ten years, wee
"the frog with the little Misers." • . •
Thu Groat inSammrstori' MemedY.'
NERVILINE; W3 latest discovered • pain
remedy, may safely challenge the world for
a substitute that will as speedily and
promptly check inflereniatoly action. The
highly penetrating properties of Nerviline
make it never failing in all cities Of rho-
niatiem,...neuralgia,--otampi,„peizie-: in_the_
hack and side; headache, lumbago, etc. ' It
peewees 'Marked stimulating , and:
:bountet . irritant 'pratiekties, and at once
subdues ill inflammatory action. Ormond&
Walsh, druggists, Peterberce, write: ."Oar
oustoMers speak well of Nerviline." Nervi -
line may be tested et the small sum Of'
11
cents, as you can buy , a saniplo brittle .fo
that sum at any drug .store. Largebottle
25 Csents.', Try Nerviline, the great internal
and •externat pain euro. Sold by all drug-
gists,and country dealers. •
' ---7---7.--- ._
,
-4s marriage a fanners ?,:. One Way to
find out the truth: onhe Metter is ' to ob-
serve the - seedy..looking: and sent old
baohilot.' Is bachelorhood a success? •
',. rirbentefit :reinee
Sviseroms-.-Moisture ; intense itching' an :
stinging; most at night; wens) by soretoh
big. . If allowed AO 0Ontinue tumors' form
which often bleed and 'ulcerate, becomin
very sorer- BWOVE!S OINTMENT . stops the
itching and bleeding, heals ulceration, and
in many curia removed the, tumors. It ..
equally efficacious. • in curing all • Ski e
pieeeeee. DR. ........SWAlt.NE & SON; Pro-
prietor& Philadelphia. SWATHE'S OINTMENToan he obtained of druggists. Sent by mail
for M•
-eTitilor-made , bodices/ English redin
&tee, Much cut away at the hip, eve
Louis' XIV, waietooste, elegantly decerated,
and French, polonehres; artiethally :draped
andadjiisted, divide 'favor aniost evenly
„
.$ I. 24;0 PPItwrnMrtri;v1ZIElgelltblet•itg
nowegi among their neighbors. Bespectabee •
and profitable, steady and pleasant. Salary mire .
at tbe end of eabla mOntfr. Enclose, $160 for '
boxed outfit worth 88.00, with contract,,instritc- '
tions, etc., and see for youraelves. Write At ODC0
to '
JOHN L. IiISHOK N, beton-am
`Wswitim•s
eillea00;44
illERSi4BAISiti •
MERCHANTS BUTO
4A. getierally,
'We waiaka noon,:keie in your locidity,to pick nia
• CALF.7... SKINS .
No mortal Yet has e'er torecaSt
, The IROIROlit that shall be his Iast,'
but Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets have for-
ever settled the question of A comfortable:
existence until', that moment does iltriye,
and put to flight the melancholy forebod-
ings of sufferers: from biliousness, :head-
ache; indigestion, constipation and kindred
ailments.
A. Misiskinary's Chinese Etride.
A New York 'despatch says : The an-
poesible proof of hisabilityto,liay highest prices?
If be did uot do so, would he naturally get more
Skips than any of his cote Petifors in the same line?
for ha. Cash Purnisbed on Bath:buddy gummed,*
. .
Address, C. 3, Peet, Hyde Park, Vermont, IL H.
The Shoe 4 Leather Beporter, N. Y, and•Shoe
&Leather • lievisiv,. Chicago, the leading trade
papers of the U.S, in the Hide line, hair° tent their .
representativea to investigate Mr. 'Page's btud,
nese, and after a thorough examination and corn "
parisonthe Repertergives him thip endorsement
We believe that in extent of light -weight rots
materiel Collected and carried, Mr. Page holds
the lead of anycompetitor and that his present
stools i8 the -largest held by any house in this
country"
And the Anima says: ' •
"After a moit thorough investigatidn pf Mr
.Page's business as compared with others tn_tratua
ibe have become -jaw) eati4ed that intis
specialty, Itght-weight stook,he is unquestinnalgij
the largest dealer ut this countr, while inisupen •
oritifof quality he is'confessedly at the head.'
QUERY: It Mr: Page's business is the largest
ha
,to line in Ahe'United States is it iaot the best '
, .
notincement is Made that Bev. F.
Pott and Miss 8. N. Wong were married at
Shanghai, :Chine, last Ailgeet. Mr. Pott
is the -son of, James POO,' A -inetehlint Of
this city, and the bride: is a Chino() lady;
the daughter Of 'the late Kong Wong, who
was prominent in the Episcopal Church's
missiointry, work' in China. . •
A Disgtisted Vitliness.
• •
A witneee, in deseribipg itdertairi -event,.
said '1 The person I saw it the head of
the. stairs was .a man with orte eye flamed
was the name of the other eye?"
spitefully asked the opposing counsel. •
The witness was disgusted With tiii.
Welty of the.endiende.
Two Blooming Cheeks.'
Maeher-My deer Miss Rustic:, you thrive
the moet-blooming eheeke-I have ever seen
Let me congratulate you. Miss•
Ruotic—
Well, yen have themost blooming cheek I
have everiteelt; but I can't congratulate yen,
on the fact. ---London Punch. . •
large manufactory in New York, where
nearly three thousand potions' Of all ages
and both emcee are employed, is flooded
with Republican High tariff literature, and
every voter in the esteblishnient is given to
Onderatand_thet . the boSecie Want him to
votethat way. The firm is it member of it
trade combination or serni4rnet &tongs:
inent; and eeede high tariff to • swell the
ptotito, • • •
ARVg4.0ya
DISCOVERY.
• Wholly unlike artinciatsyStenia
Care , of mind wunnarIng. • .
Any book learned In ono reading.
(Mahe:tot 1,087 at lialtiatora 1;005. at Doti')
• ,
1;00 at Philadelphia, 1,113 at WymillingtOri
1,016 at Bestou, larg4 els.seee et : Oditimbla &tit'
attidents, at Yale,. Wellueley; Oberlin," University •
of Pelano Ofithigati. University, Chautauqua,e,
eta Ondoreed by Riduarip PhOar,OR, the ticlen
tist, Hone. W. W. ASTOR, Japes P. SuNsettitt
Judge GnicioN, Dr, BnOwle, E. IL Cook, Prin, NX
State Nein:sat •Calleg0,--6-t6.7-tenttliChY' eetrUif
•Poeldetice. Prospectus liosT Prate from _
•„PHOP.,•LOISETTK; 237 Pitch Ave.; NEN,
D 0 If L. 48 88. •
4.4s,
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