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HomeMy WebLinkAboutLucknow Sentinel, 1888-10-05, Page 7• % ........,.., , :: The: Dlsuppointed. ',There are songs enoughfor the here Who dwells on the height of fame; I sing for the'dioappointed- For thoye who mimed; their aim, ' 1 Bing with a tearful cadence For ono alio stands in the dark, And knows that his last, beat arrow. Has: bounded beck from the mark. _S sing for the breathless runner, The eager, anxious soul. • 'Who falls, with his strength exhausted,. Almoatin sight of the goal. .Tor the hearts: that break insilence With a sorrow all unknown, • For those, who need, companions, Yetwalk their ways alone,. There are songe enough for the lovers Who share love's tender pain ;; I sing for the one whose passion Is given all in vain. 'For those whose spirit' comrades Havemissed them on the way, . I sing with a heart o'erSowing Tins minor strain today,. And. } know the solar system Must somewhere keep in space, A prize for that spent runner, Who barely lost the race. ort apaiin would be imperfect , Unless it held'eome sphere That paid for the toil and talent And leve that, are wasted here: -Ella Wheeler -Wilcox. t . THE BARNARD COMET.. •. at May Become Visible to the Naked Bye in November, The. Albany Express sate : " Prof. Bose, of the Dudley Observatory, has computed •the orbit of the Barnard comet discovered on the 2nd inst. Further caloulitione ;will `be neoeesery to determine its true orbit, and present remits are merely approximate. As nearly as . can be ascertained now, the. comet is about 190,000,000 miles from the earth and 170 000,000 miles.<from._the-sun. rt will probably, reach its perihelion about December 10th. the comet and the -mirth are nieving toward each other, and their approach is at the rate of '8,000,000 miles per day. Naturally it will increase greatly in brightness, but as it was extremelyfaint at • -discovery,; it is yet matter of doubt`Whether __it:will.beoome,visible to the naked eye. At ,,pp recent it rises about 1 a. nt .at.a point e, little•north-et ;, but later on•it will rise 'before ,sunset .and be ;visible .during tho antireasighi....Thepresentphyaionlarpearl, : .•til` t o t t a x trtidiit bha it in m scallybright and that . it will :probably develop a large tail, but the display it will, Make as seen from the earth depends entirely' upon the'- distance from the sun When •' nearest. The present calonlatione make this 125,000,000_miles, ;with=er very large margin of uncertainty. Should it ▪ turn out to; beee small as 110;000;000, the, • comet will be a .brilliant object in the Nov- ember skies. Prof.: Boas intends to repeat his :calculati'on-neer the end of September, • 'when a great number of:. observations will • have been accumulated -Which will' make it •easy to determine the orbit with greater ,certainty." Bevies for Packing Apples. . correspondent of the Prairie Partner, who has had experience in- gathering. and packing'. apples, describes se follows a - de= vice end gives some practical instructions in the matter., Gather the apples: es soon as they are ripe, which is as soon as you. can pall them many from the twig. Sort them while picking, leaving all .smalland imperfectones,on the ground. I would like to imprees,it upon the mind of all fruit growers thatit dose not pay to - put small or imperfect apples in the barrels. Small apples f11 the spaces' between larger ones ; they do' not measure any, and lower the price, of the product. Put all sound and, perfect fruit in bushel •boxes,, . and take them to some central . point to pack in barrels. Make >a table, say 6 feet long, 2i to 3 feet'wide with sides 6 to 8 inchee. high. Have the lege long enough so that a barrel will go under one ' end. ' The other end' should lie fcnr inches higher, so the apples- will;have a: tendency. to roll toward therend .whqore' the barrel is. Empty the fruit from the ibexes into this table, set the head of the barrei'with 'smooth apples. ' New, by hold- ing one hand half way down, to catch the. epplee, you can let:them -drop in from 'the table. The advantage of a table is that yon can see any defeotive fruit, and, by.tnrning them half over ae they: go into the barrel, you see all aides of them., Again, your '' hands' being free, it enables you to sort. them much better than from baskets,' and more; it eaves handling. Every time fruit is handled you lose 10 per cent. ` .A man with a true eye and qulok hands 'will 'fill. barrels as fast as •another can head them. . Don't, Learn is Carve., Never learn to carve, young man.There is no' fun in it. A knowledge of . the art • -saddles• you-with°-a•--responsibilty: which; while itmay procure yon invitations to • dinner, site heavily on the soul' and brings wrinkleaoon the-forehetedl` • If ' youi: db7iie " perform the work artistically; you are criti- cised; If a totigh find gets away from yon and takes, refuge in a lady's lapyon are laughed at and made an enemy of the fair one'whoae dress you edit or' spoil. Yon' 'offend Jones if you send the choicest out • to. Smith, "and vvice versa. Yon must: send • the best away and: reserve only the tenet to' be desired for yourself. ' The waiters make .yon the subject of their remarks, and by putting their heads 'together ; and jerking their thumbs over `their shoulder in your direction embarrass you dreadfully ; you ...Arnow by the fiendish leer on their -faces that you are .set down as a .blacksmith. • If. the room is warm yon are thrown into a violent perspiration ; : your . color . wilts,• necktie gets awry, your appetite leaves you, • and when your ' labors • are finished you be• 'gin your dinner with the air of one who has been in a pugilistic mill and tome ont second beet: Don't learn to canto. - Nebraska State dournal.,• • A Coloseud.. • ' A 9 years old lad named Hamel, •belong. ing ,tet .•Etohemin, just ;above Qnebeo, is attracting a good deal of local 'attention as a future ooloesne. " Although. only 9 'years • old, as already stated; he has all the appear-, ante and,size.of a wll grown 'young ,man of 20.:. $e measures' 44 inches around the waist; 26 inches around the 'thigh' and 15 around. theca( of the leg. • D1r:. Deese)) 0: on has collected many facie relative to thonee of salioylio acid for rheumatism. Of 728 patients treated with eulioyletes,523 were relieved of their pain withinsoden days'; whereas,, of 612 patients treated by 'other ,methods, only 140 v(919.014.1lficliXtithinAlte.ionsitainte: v�+ CURRENT 1,R. Tau ";silent Von oltke" 'isn't' at all silent et home.: Male; :on the contrary; a charming, lively and amiable oompanion. He is very fond of the.wife of his nephew, wbo preaidea, over his bo lathold, and of her children. He lova .'whiet, and roses, and off, thesQ, fowers eultivetea. a. 'great •variety. A noDY`of $n00o-Po11sh Jeeps', who.: for the past, eightmonths have been exploring Palestine in order to report on the dietriate moat `suitable for their scheme of emigre - tion,, have returned to. Anemia... . Their . re- port is that the soil of Palestine is unlikely to repay cultivation, and that also they would be enbject to attaoks-fro Tur m ,, ke siith Arabs. This report, however, will 'not, be taken sefinal. - • GASPenIN Asnxxor- has, at his own ex- pense, conquered'tweatymiles of territory. on the' east coast of Africa alongthe Indian Ocean, and has named it Moscow, and set up there an independent government,, of which he is the head.. $e. keep? 'an army bf 1,000 men, 180 of. them Russians and the rest Abyseinians, and after a hard fight has secured from the native. king from whom he :seized', the, territory a treaty recognizing him' at a sovereign. A Emma French lady, the;Countees Pel- legrini Boy, bas just died. in • Italy. The Countess was the daughter of Gen. Boy, who fought in the campaigns of the revola- tion and the empireond she married Count Pellegrini of Parma, one of her 'father's aides-de•camp, in 1811: After the .fall ,of Joaohim• Murat the' Count and his wife re- turned to Parma, where the former died some years ago.. The , Conistees, who was born- in,Ootober, 1789, lived in 'the utmost retirement, and to the last remained ' a grand° dame of the eighteenth century. Alexander : Hannay; D. D. Secretary of the Congregational: Union of England Mid -Wales, and.. his companion, Mr. Henry Lee, of Menohester,'.left' Eng- land •six weeks ego as s deputation to the Congregational Chnroheeof Australia•, end New Zealand -A -letter: from- Dr;. Hannay describes: the,.•-tropioe.. and- the Southern- .Crass as; ciceions.: Held enaatbeSouthern Crow tela akeleien;-kite; 'sand nays.° to "'tho. tropics, ithe,temperalure w,iia1sqgestivek io'f :overcoats; and the =sky wet a'e'�Jri'l; f`.oltoud tot/Ater orzatea---rlirk.v, storm is gathering. • Tais is from the New York Sun "" Too, late to be • of mnoh' use this; year, but, in time to be .adopted extensively next Bum- mer, the girls have learned the beauty of the -flannel -shirt idea, -:and - Many' of -them have put it into operation. A flannel shirt exactly likethose, • made for the men, boy's size, . worn instead' of a dress body,' and belted•at the waist, ie very,charming and comfortable: beyond imagining. Dealers in men's furnishing,: geode in •faehionable• shopping districts are mnkingfrequent Bales. to the girls of ehirte' made' to sell, to the girls' small brothers." b Tun London correspondent et' the Man- chester Guardian writes t I remember: the poet. ,Browning saying how : helpful Carlyle wase to,him.when he was e young man, and he has still a great admiration. for the illustrious writer. ' The public 'will be pleased to learn that Mr. Browning has entrusted to Mr. Norton, for the purpose of publication, some letters that passed between Carlyle and, bi'nself more than fifty years ago. A portion of this comes'. pondence, which is' of great interest, will shortly appear in the second series, ;of 'the ' Letters of ". Thomas Carlyle,' which cover;the period. from 1826 to 1835.": C:N.JoeniNestinisitee that he has signed his siame millions and millions of times ae hank president and Treseuter of the United' 'States. When .he wits Preeident of the Third National Beek he eigned hie name se 'often is 15;000 Uinta in one day; andhe need up from fifteen to thirty. pens a day. His coat sleeves: suffered . greatly in the work, bht theY could be repaired, while the flesh on his wriet, which suffereirthe most; °mild not be repaired; thatigh he rubbed it freely with inteeline and )cold cream. Mr, Jordan writes ,with: a light stroke, and he says as Secretaiy of the Treasury he con- sumed only One-third as much ink es his- A•BANITARY Congress fOr South America has recently been held at Idma. Articles relating to the public health were signed by - the delegates from Boliiia, Chili, Equador and Peru. They declare the , object of the Congrese to be to establishan international Odom -among ;the • States Of South America,. and to ;check the deVelepment yellotv fever and (Meters as :well as •the plague. Intelligenee offic,en " are to be infeatious dieeese may be known at ae. • They also adopted detailed regtila- -dieinfaetion and an discovered an infallible. remedy for the pdtato disease. Thie is the recipe -Put thirteen pounds of sulphate of dripper and 'the same quantity of chalk lite twenty- two gallons of water, and:Renee the plants with the nsixtere. • An ,experinient made from the 5th to the ifith August eaved the diseased plants Ulna treated,: while 32 per eent. of these -which Were left to themeelvea Went to the wall ; but the disease meet be taken in hand as Goon' tue the firet black spots have , been Perceived on the leave& The reniedy is simple enough, and so ie the application, which hap been favorably TIM midden' of Paris ecatietinies do droll things- in taking Ideve of a world' that prove -Zig too mu& for them. The Figaro of August 23rd supplies ad instance. A carpet dealer haying by a long rure of hard 'timer, been brought to that particular state of de, spair known to our French !AMA. as weal - nem of pulling the devil by the tail, took a the Water refused to drown hint. Recogniz- ing the force of the adage which says that drowning le impossible to one bore to be 'hanged, he returned ' to hie 'eagle& and quietly haeged himself, having first written cheerful note; "Triende and neighbor's who cut me deem, take a bit of iny rope and maybe it will bring you good.luok." ,INFraisce last year many mere tvenien thee men applied to the:Court fot divototi end judicial separation. 'The figures were as tollowa , For &magi, 1,648 men, 2,733 women ; for judicial °operation; 458 men, 2 564 women. Colonel Robert Ingereoll in the last; word • of. American free a thought that women should be freeto demand diver wt digoretlon, but that ,diel= should only be allowed' to claim it on certain olegrly defined breachee of the nuptial con:,, tract by, the wife.' The,' proposal le, ;note- worthyy ae•indioating the way in which the ppendulu m ie swinging to-dayy, The 'laFo, long unduly favorable, to the husband• .ill "probably in future err if at an in being too favorable; to the wife,' 8 AN interesting meeting wail held recently in Exeter Hall, London. The 000asion was a farewell to Mrs. BoothT poker, daughter of the "General;" and fifty missionary officers who were about to'set sail for India. It was announced, that during the last year •835,000 had been spent, upon; land . and buildings in'India and some 825,000. for the maintenance of the work. ' The' Governor of Ceylon, it was stated, bad granted the army the privilege of • working among the prisoners, and had farther promised an annual grant of money. The miesionariee now going .out go 'voluntarily and without guarantees; ' and theyhave promised to wear the dread of the natives and ne far as proper to adopt . their cuetoma.•' The "General" handed hie daughter her " coin miesion," and ordered her to be .a faithful servant of Jesus Christ and a loyaland obedient soldier of the army. 'ACCORDING to the British Medical` Journal hilt of all who live die,. before. 17. Only one person in 10,000 lives to' be 1(10 years old, and. brit one in 100 reaches 60.'' The married live longer than the Bingle, but out �f every 1,000 born only 190 are: ever. married: Of . 1,000persona who have. reached 70 there are of clergymen, orators and•publio speakers, 48; farmers, 40 ; work- men, .38; soldiers; 82;- lawyers, 29; pro. feseors, 27 ; doctors, 24. A Camomile); company has been organ izedto manufacture soap out ofamateriel- that is 'skimmed from a boiling;epring.ip in that state. The oubaitnnco hardens exposure to the. air, is like soft clay, and is supposed to be a mixture of borax, alkali and lubricating oil. WORII;IIgG. BOIL FATHRELAND.. grass' ot the Pruden capital sines' '1871 heve been gathered by Prof. Paloezy, who Neue Preie Press. There are low, it 'seems, twentY-five publiollbraries in Berlin, with more than 100,000_ vninnteie, Yienna'a publio sitiares are compared with .forty-eight pommel by Berlin. Thorigh Vienna hes its Prater and Feria in _OrimeiVald, with its immense extent, its hills and'vales, its woods and lakes, villas ,. end hunting lodges; The mirthern liinit of ,f1. Berlin nOw lies close to. the honseis of 1 Cluarlottenburg, the largest enlitirb, That a, city expends yearly more ,than 10,000,000 marks on the poor, and . mendicanta in the streets are unknown. The citizens; take , pride in sereing their City without rewird, Mote then 12;000 of them are now working for the town gratis, while the number :of paid officers is comparatively insignificant. More than half of the thirty-one mewls. t trates who carry on the direotion.of affairs " in the " red Wiese" have no .salary, thOugh their office id no einectire. The unselfish devotion to the general well-beipg is the guaranty.for the further develOpment of the city. It is only four yea= ago that the PrussiOn Landtag voted 4;000,000 marks for the increase of the royal antwennie, of Berths. • Several millione of 'marks have been recently voted for deepening:the bed of the Spree and for .inaprovementenf the Lipper • Spree . Canal, which. will greatly faoilitatethe trade of the city. The 'Oity terial palaces, though simple in style, have • luxurious -and Commodious interiors: Four moeumental poet-0E00a and the magnificent Polytechnic. at the west 'end of the Thier. garten are the boast of the city. The new pilaee of the Reichstag in this KonigeplatZ 6 is rising from its founditions, and in less ; than three yeare it Will probably ' be- the t. illustration of the progress of Berlin ie the ° almost unexampled increase of the students in the univereity, who numbered . in 1887 no less thin 6,888. •At this moment the 13 university of Berlin is the most frequented in the wotld ; that of ' Vienna conies next. a The number of protemorais aboqt ,300. _ The pupils in the new Polytechnic number L.,,u more than 1,200, and all the other echools are in a . flourishing condition. -,London BAYED HEE LOVHB'8 LEVE.• I, • Would-be Suicide's ,Bullet checked: the APPeer'ance of Hie sweetheart.. Miss Sylvester did 'note like to jilt her lover, for they had 'pent many happy hours together, but he was only a poor 'clerk or it small eslary and she, was tired of l nry. When Waldo; Lynn, a old bachelor,• proposed •to him she acceptriched him, but she was very sorry afterwards for having been se hasty. The trouble .was that,youngChristo cher would, not give her back her ,lettere when she broke off theengagement, and •she was very much afraid, , thathe would•'ahow them to Mr. Lynn. Get these letters baok. she must, and this lathe way she set about it. She had a friend: on thesame floor where her fernier lover ' boarded, and as luck would have it, hie door was not looked on the day she called there, so she slipped stealthily into his room.: She felt rather ashamed of herself,; too,, for 'all about the place were arranged' little presents she' had worked, for him during their engagement. Tears :name to her eyes whey she opened his desk and took out her letters, which had been labeled : " Letters from my darling Lillie,"' but she put` them away in her pocket quickly., She walked softly to and fro, over the 'carpet and lookedat the room. How. prettily he had framed her: picture 1 How he had oared for her little presents ! Had she driven him. away ? Where was he going ? Oh,. there was his own photograph. "Heigh -oh 1" sighed Mies Sylvester. She took it in her hand. How handsome be ie 1" else ' whispered.. " How good he looks 1 I often think that Mr. Lynn really has a cruel ' expression., "'After h, wast pill hie money be to me if he is; ieerYy 2, He has such ' a olose-shat, ' ttivaaip .ed mouth. -People, ..are always, can with mouths like that, they say.'. Oh, dear ; he's, been: writing a letter." She picked up the portfolio and new the' words 1 . " Dash Mni—n . ryou ast told you, howormhappy Where,was1wr.Toteo,nrghlt..�1 sit down with an,..aching• heart to toil you that it is all over. I .believe my. heart tie broken. Site bap jilted me fora xiohman, and :I, foolthat 1,am,°ca'nnot open hate her.. She,oetrtelIC er#1iit+ta ;- ck- -.-Teettildlio6. lett.-- -wa . ,. No more had been written: "Am I crying ?''' asked Mies veater'of herself. She; wee, and bitterly. " Ie;, that what he wanted the letters for.? " ` she sobbed. There -I' won't take them,"` and?"she`. slipped them from • her' pocket, unlocked the desk,, and replaced . them in _their: hex,' " At least I may leave. him with that consolation," she said. ";How I wieh I had never seen Mr. Lynn; and, oh 1' how I wish •bad. never come here," she added," wring- ng her heads, as the horror of her position nee more orept over her. It was growing ark;'the•gong was' ringing for dinkier. Whet would happen. next? "The next 'thing that happened was this -Some. one Came upstairs..• The door 'paned and Mr. Christopher entered. Mies'Sylvester had retreated • to a: closet, nt'it was dark enough to allow her to peep hrougha crevice. Mr. Christopher flung imself into hie chair and uttered a groan. Mies Sylvester peeped out;, s Tittle further..' 4. TEE:8QVE1LEEE'l8 V..,,4•. -..AN• by The Ager at Which Thev:Dled-F f ^ Conquest to. Wiilipm IV. sh ao The following table, ,showin he death of alltheEta lieh Bin s t Qgea.ns 8 , g .and Queens: °ince the conquest, 'and. the, diseases which they. died, will PO doubt be interest. ing ' to our readers;. The statistios were prepared by the•late Cornelius Watford: • Name. Age at. Cause of death. • death William I .. , 60 Rupture and fever,• William II„..: 43. Shot. by an. arrow. Henry I 67 Surfeit oflampbreye.. Stephen 49 Piles. Henry 1I �,,, . ; •,r 66, (Grief., Richard I . ••.93 . Shot John t' by an arrow. 49 Poison or grief. Henry III .,..:., .1,65 age., , Edward I 67 Diarrhoea, Edward II .., 93 Murdered„ Edward III ,65 Course, of nature.. Richard Ii 83 Consumption.. Henry IV . 46 Apoplexy. Henry, V •ro. ,. 83 Pleurisy. Heft yaVI .«. 49 Murdered. Edward V ,...', ,,,, ;,,.12 Smothered. James 1/-... .Course of nature. • miry II 39 Smallpox. william III 52 Fall from hone, George 1I 77 • Died suddenly. George III...... 82 Course of nature. George IV ' 68 Bursting of blood 'weld. Walling; IV 72 Course of nature. ' Victoria., ,. 69 • Whom God preserve. Neuralgia ia 'one of the most Common and distreseing complaints lidental to this • eettion; for whilst Most geeeral in the wthi ter,seasbnii, yet many so:T(44:s excruciating agthiy in the heat Of sumMe . late years known; end consequently the means. of re. liet heverbecome greatly increased in, nem- _ here; air Well as efileaey4., Airione they., thine, placed within'the reach of the‘pallia -,P41,0MitsNiestirtee met at 25' cents a bettle, also trial , bottles at !..0°131•Cit•l'iThe AppretintiVe. Lien: ...Reeper.--You oen't,corne-in here. If the lion s es you he will•become too excited. 'With at toolish idea that Catarrh cannot be eared 1 The wotld =met; and med. kid stnence is progreissive. The proprietors of Dr. Sege'e 'Cittarrh Reinedy will. pay 000 reward for a case Of Nasal Catarrh, no matter how had or of how long Mending. - which they cannot cure. RemedY Bold by Richard 111 _ 42 Killed in battle. Henry, VII ;, �; 62. Consumption, , Henry VIII,,.•; ” 65 Ulcerated leg, Edward VL,... 16 Consumption. .,.. �. 42 Smallpox. ^" Mary Elizabeth ' ., nature. •.., 69' Course of James I.. • 58 Ague, . Charles I «� 48 Beheaded.. Charles Il 54 'Apoplexy• wis, es well as she eould sea , in ,the darkness, philing his hair with both hands: Then he groaned again. . There was desperation in the tone, andit terrified Miss Sylvester. to` such -a degree that alie did not shet the door after he had lit the gas. Throegh the aperture between the door so& the jamb she witched him closely ; RAW him steep over hie valise, openit, take , forth several White edibles and a blue One, and then stand erect, held- ing a revolver under the gas jet. Bvidently he was about to coma:Oft suicide; and forgetting all•elee swig that his life wag in danger, Miss Sylvesterfiew-:out of the Closet And acrOss the room, and clinging wildly to , his arm, sobbed forth Coved me so truly. 0, please forgive me hate Air: :Lynn ; I hate him., I never ared for any one but you." , The pistol fell to the floor, ind thongh Mr. Christopher might now, indeed, have ad his 'revenge on the girl who lad used im very badly, he only clasped her in his mut and kissed her. However, the proprieties must be' Ob- erved, and in- flare minutes more Miss' yleester wee Outside of the street door. Somebody MINA be ;• unhappy in thie orld. This time ie was Waldo LYnn. Brit &dors of 40 aro tough, end have toe uoh 'experience to suffer greatly over a r and Mr. Christopher were evidently in- nded for each other.-. Paul Globe. • •, Origin of the Campaign Booster.' m br ornaments the dolumne of partisan jour-• te Astrange Party ertiblein, lays the New' york Sun. There was a Democrat editor in one Of the towel] of Indiana nained Chapman. One Of the Dern°. °ratio managers of that ' date thought thinge were not gOing au prosperously for the party as they should go. He wrote' te stir the politiciand, and among other things he said : " Tell. 'Chapman to crow " and claim victory. This letter, by accident, fell into the bandit Of the Whigs. They printed it, and in: the 'whole, canapaign, from one 'end of the-countrrto the other, the wqr.de " Tell Chapman to draw " were ringing -in derision. The Boston .1.1eralcl, the year following this episode the late Colonel Charles .G. Greene, Of, the Boston Post, when the Demoorate began to win ponente of Democracy by ?getting out the cut'of a rooster in °mum, This was the origiri of. the" crowing. fowl American 0 A Doctor Appreciated. Jeweller Ecnry Popper, -of Ne;av York, palled on Dr. Markus Maskiewiez, ,pt that oity, yesterday and handed 410 $800 gold '44 Why, what's thie forr asked the deo- tor in eurprise. ' .4.! You -saved the lives Of my itvo ren,•who suffered frOns diphtheria, and can never forget you," spoke the Man. " Don't decline such a small gift from me." The doctor aocepted it:- He it WAS that recently eitved the' life Of" a BrOoklyin woman who had revietiely robbed ot hie watch ; end it is very likely thee ler Popper Wee prompted to mike the gift after reading, the recently julstLehed _Lep. Home Life. Wife -What the matter, John'? You am the most impetient man I veer' Husband -(etruggling to button his shirt) -I can't find the dinged b_uttonthOle._ Site (plaoidly)-11ave you looked under the bureau for it ? ; The Biardens of Womanhood. ‘'lloueands of women are silently euffering untold misery °imply becanse they shrink from Oonsulting a physician in those numerous complaints 'arising 'frail fate- irreOlarities and disorders. Maey a modest, girl and woman Pilfers to bear her heavy burden in silenee rather than to go',•to the femily phyilicitan for advice. All sufferers from this clads of. disotders can; howeyer, find pionipt and sure relief in Di. specific in suoh"cases„and has" brightened -,the lives of conntlese women hy restoring theist io perfect health. NO Fear ' of Whit Policeman.1 is ; if yen make any moremoise in front Of 'iny house I'll speak, to that .policemanl" 'Chorus of JuVeniles (tench tickled) -That policeman! Lor' aie't afeerd of hint I ' An eged WidoWet got married recently for the fourth .time, notwithetanding that he had. a house. full of grown.up children. Vhilethe ,marriage ceremony Wee being performed audible weoping epuld be heard in the back room. iOne of the guestd who had heard the dohs belied line cif the children 41 Peison the fountain, end the- stream ' imphre ; poison the blood, 'and "its, taint itt- carried through the entire system -those innumerable veins and arteries carry . diseaseond death instead of life andmitality. • As a- result; you have Heeditche, Scrofula, Dyspepsia, • Kidney Disease, Liver Com. Plaiet and General Debility. An inactive Liver means poisoned blood; Constipetion means poisoned "blood; . KidneY disorder ineans poisoned blood. The great antidote for impure' blood is Dr. Pieroe's Golden MedicarDiscovery. Acting directly upon the affected organs restores them to' their normal condition. 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