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, *meth -4e
r ye sonzettout to say I ,
game fathers Might let' thinge.take their come,:
but your dad ain't hunt that W,ayi,
"feu see, 1 work for a skint; now and X earn
'enough for two:
But I'll, be whipped if pm" pin' to Agla.' another
a1on with you. . •
•. .
Xf;. yon wanted to marry a deeent man, who was
earinn' decent nay,. •
. Nest likely I'd ten you to gO ,ahean, and hurry
•'Biel know the Worthless. nude you. want and x
knew his little lay. • •
flometbin' to say, my daughter? Wen, you bet .
• rvesomethin' to say i
• New,don't be cryin': daughter., and don't feet
• bard at me-
• Toten know you'd better he single,:if onlyyou
ecniinsee ;, - . •-• •
Nut to think Of yourMarryin' such a man as lazy
• young Dandy Jim ,
Though; I know. ,enough to. ,earn. kis .salt,
; nowt lritoW's object to "
1t isn't him at. all, you say; but the c)1d Man
;
'Why, child, you make your father proud; just
• • let me kiss yon -there • .
• And. youwant no to add .my Weaning, and come
• to the house and stay 2. - •
I guess you can manage Yonr OWn, machine
• , and .1 ain't got hothint to say.
.
and set the day
' LADIES" OOMINI
. Latest COneeit8 in the tashiOnable :Attire,
• of *6,4.034 •
• A T11131-N.E TQ OANADIAll GIRLS.
Pink • and:: *White Maidens' Whose !biters are
• • liwarthot
• (Cousin Kate's Weekly Contribution.) '• •
Al Man's Reasoning.
• "The trouble with, women," said
• Sniitherimpkins, " is that they want as to
have fun their way. They want us to sit
in the ouse and talk about the Weather'.
.air ; disease the • eternal mysteries of
• dresa alzingand cooking, sir ; and to read
..4filiovel „sir, and worship 'babies. They
can't. ee why a man should went to go to a
clob or a public dinner, sir,- of take in a
baseball game or a horse race. They want
meto do as they do and enjoy oureelves
. their way, eir, But aid you. ever hear of a
man wanting a woman to have fun his
way ? - Noreir -; not much! sir. You never
heard of, any man's trying to Rezoned° his
• wife togo around the corner, sir, to a nice
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aildrerandOiluranke a13312hI4Jxxtk
beer With.the'party, sir, andsitnp till the
•book had made Weisel!. hoarse witlicrowing;
• sir, nnd then 'Meander home eineing. ,Did
• yoixeler hearpf any inan'e trying to pur,
• suede wwonlan tohave fun' that wayhis;
• way ? No, Or '; not by 'a ingful,•.eir,".
• . Canadian Ohl&
. •
Are . Canadian 'girls • pretty ? ,•
'rather,. end; better still; they are all trained
• to make go.cid hoiteekeepere, • There is not a
7mung lady froth the Red Itiver to Labra-
•: .dor that cannot, make themost tempting of'
wheat cakes well as the rarer' delicacies.
--Theyeregood-helpinates-and,never7Prove-
: • faithless. -New York ?rem!.•• '••
•
•,;, .pterai weddings. . .:. .
Floriweddings 'ere the -latest.' nuptilit
LL.LL.v.whira....of-vv_ealthy._,.peeple..,...;_Ata-reczent.
• ceremony thelunise of the: bride'e pitierite,
• lett; trensforined iritti a veritable bower Ot
' roses.. The carpet of 'the: drawieg-roOm
Was catiered- With a. ,glistening White
(Anew] ; , the :ceiling .. decorated. • With • a
delicate tracery : of smilax; etzedded With
• ... pink and' white roses ; toppeof .: smilazi.ana
• xosebude draped the .Walk, While curtains
'of the sameconeealed the* lace hangings' of
' the bay,:viriiidoer where the bridal couple.
l'atriod. The- Mantels, stands,Oabinet-shelvei
.. and window' ledges were banked With moss
• .and roses, while in the corners stood large,
.-, tell vases filled with roses of, red and white
' TIM:higher:it the Whole house there•Was. the
. seme abundance of !tootling, While the 'hall-.
• ..reoM.Wes decorated with tropical- plants
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and festooned with • rose ,. wreaths.- • The
xcinificians' gallery Wad:draped With emilax
• and lamisilene buds, and tag ditan&roOnr
• ,Nyas: deCorated with a profusion of pink and
white, roses!, White eartititiOns • and. pink
‘, itzale&e.- The white oloth on the table was
• relieved by a broad band of pink eilk•plueh
•n laid' down the' centre, in the nib:Idle etwhien
, ,Was 0. triple sit* epergne. upholding bowls
•• Of Venetian glass Of pile nink,serowcled full-
: of pink And white T.buds, and the laridle
• cakes Were wreathed .with rosebuds.
-, •The nese Azittrlfat.' •
•. A well,known-. Physician writetv:. When
, 1 '.girl ' Pols': plunap, entering, lief teene
-it as bonnet to meddle with natureraidalyi•.
' as a reduction of fat in such A case has
• . left epileptic seizures instead. •The girl
. • shoti7 , ye sehooland'take to music and
li
squiet,.s dy Work... It is ..a pity, spinning
. is out of ate. As a sedative exercise and
• for 'develOping a fine:hand:and arnfthere
• '-• in nothing to take iteplae,e: ' The beautiful.
• •przidenee, *hese father held .his manor by
a. kinge.favor, ...when 'oinked in. a :Willi way
__if. ate was " not_prOud of : her fainily.
' possesaiorie, ma 6:prompt ansWeiVflt for a
/Greek girl : "I'�, I am not prend Of Our
house or furniture or carriages. or silver-
• were or °labia, hitt .1- am 'proud of, one
• thing -I :know how . to 'spin 1" • Sweet
'Mistrepe Pruclenee, seed . your taste .: and
spirit egain among our girls till they, like.
Helen of Troy andthe Wife a Odyseeue;
' are seen by their own door in the sunshine
' Spinning. their ,purple thread.•• • ' •
,• Pretty. sifoorisb Girls..
• The Women of Morocco, Writes a recent'
• • teeveller, are of, all Wades and colors; and
Inaust e :that °mile- of the -handsomest
*Onion ••-ever, 'ea*, both ha .feetnrelted
fotin, we e full-blooded negresses., Another
mnrprise . a •.
'Moorieh bee:idled would show a ' snotvy,
rounded arra and -a clear, pink and white
'skin that the MO Wanting Voinan in
. Boston Would • halie been ota to possess,
but where they got this akin and mina,
• plexion I ceeld never Andeet, for the Merl,
' • ' ' PerhtiPs frOM their' constant exposure to
••' ' 'the ,sun, e tanned and blackened to the
I are
ofthe negrees, ' In the u9n.n.!
• I oolor sanest. e. .., - .----..,,.....,.....----ii.. Is
iii. all II - different, and 'nue atom
. made bythe women te, be stingy with their
&twine, and to.this freedom of the cozietry
• niftily a poor! simple ,girl• . OWeli her position
as prime favorite ie. the .harem of sonic,
• Mocirieh dignitary, who saw her perfectione
White travelling by her father's tent or hute
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. . . .
e principal Opre among the waeliere
'PRWATAilikW. 41.1ArbSP*. _
tha •could not be criticized, and as ehe
swung her little body &tonna I could riot
but ,fancy her in pink silk tights and satin
elippers. When ,ehe found I had pocketa.
and commenced:. te go through them to me
what they contained, I felt the ,tiroe, had
clime for we to tell her there ''aa Maly one
woman in the world who had a right to go
through my !poOkets for keeps, and so I
tried to change the subject, "
Our Grandmothers' Way,
'•The old-fashioned eaurtesy of oar -grand-
mothers, says a,Washington correspondent,
being revived again, though in a modified
form. At a recent reception at the White
House a fair young girl was preeented to the
President: As he took her hand she dnoked
down. about six 'inches with a movement'
which Might lie termed the lightning
courtesy. The Berne little•bobwas repeated
a moment later as she 'shook hands With
Mrs. Cleveland. Some of the byetanders
exclaimed "How awfully country!" but
Were .quickly tubdued- by .an explanation
coming •from one of the initiated. The
trick le the latest English-cuetora on being
presente.c1 to people of mite. The moire.'
Meat is a' difficult one, and if universelly,
adopted the fair society belles- will find
sante difficulty in perfeoting themeelves in
the accomplishment, for, unlike -their grand
mothers, the early education of the modern
girl in that respect has been neglected:
Courtesies, and backboards Wore long ago
consigned to oblilidla as old,fashioned and
out of date. Now, together with the old
spinning;wheels, they are being brought to
light and fever once More. •
, Fashion Notes.
Striped tremors in dark tonee, wish se a
. rich brown or plum color, are the correct
thing.•• •
Tfimmings- of 'heavy ribbon areas
much in vogue as ever. Blsok is. the
fashionable color.
Among the latest, novelties in simiraer
millinery is the 4! grardina " garden hat;
made of natural grase, braided.
• .Zebra-etriped parasols, with extra wide
bands; make a Showy Appearance among
the gayly dressed throngs 'at the *hien,
,able resorts this season. • • .
Gigantic peke -bonnets, ma,de of colored
. • .
etraw, are going tele the correct thing at
•the seaside this' ennui* tor young ladies.
who are card* of theircomplexions.
• The scaff•phr shonld be rigidly excluded
freinTiny oonabinations• with: the • White
Fault or_innelan-tie for. evening -dress„ --...,But.
• it has a reizting-place an inch,. from, the
beer on the part of the tip fiat against the
collar.
fictrecrenderedAveV-4ttinativa 4'.11:114i
substitntion of real for iillEcialliciwers,
lady.on Broadway yesterday -wore -,a. -:large
bunch Of real Jacques/duet roses :in
fragrant proininence in frent of her bonnet.
Every other hat on a woman's head .
'decerated with two goose -quills. This , •
•one of fashion'a most imperieue aeorees.
They twist be worn on the side of the het,
at.an angle of thirtraye degrees: , Some-
times they are gilded or silvered.- A•nether
fashion in women's head -gear. ha & cross
betWeen the turbanand toque. • It, is flat
and sets out 'around • the head.' The
material should be the •same as that of the
Vat. ' :
Striped .gautemakes Pieffra7.:
ming as any on girletroundlats-forcountry
FilmY-lacesplaya-parkin-,thip-seasonte-
•costumes so important an to give .thena
their character. •• ••
•• The white mzielin lace -trimmed sunshade
makes a charming accompaniment to a
dainty grimmer costunie.'• „
-Little children Wear quaint little -Shaker
bonnets pique or drawn lawn. The little
drawn hetet are also' Very pretty andhe-
• Chameie gloves made On the • Barrit&
model and stitched in white are verystylish
fOr every7day wear for either shopping or
driving; and have the ' advantage ef being
washable. • . •'
• Sailor shapes, so youthful and becoming;
are the hats which *ill be worn on all
'000a8i01113 wherea serviceable head ,covering
is &eked. '
Italian bridge, othertuise Leghorns, are.
in many varieties of ".gracsefal shapee, and
still promise to be the garden 'bets, , inest
popular the coming' season. •
, Shoulder 'capes ooord passenien
of -cord are
very Stylish and new thisseason,: and are
in black or in colors., -The limey Ethel' is
ID pendant drops' or balls. • ••
' The Challi costzune would hardly meni
appropriate to the garden' party or the
elms . day •fete, yet- two Of the 'prettiest
poesible costumes are now being -made of
•this - delicate woollen fabric which is feet
taking the place of nun's Veiling, and alba,
tress °kith.
The underskirt of bright •red bilk with e
ull drapery of flowered Challi, With•a de-
ign of or yeanthemunie in Variegated . odors,
ID a description •which. does not •do gall
justice to the. lovely effect .prOduced 0!a
°lase day mostinne to be worn by one Of
this eciasen'e belles.
• Conner -Becoming Prisitionabie, •
. • Copper is coining into fashion. What do'
I mean? Well, look at this lot of canes
and urnbreI1aa 1 have jutimperted. You
will notice that each one .of. them! has a,
piece bf ordinary,
copper Wird arorind the
handle.
• Gold and silver. hate become BO min:anion
for thesearticled that people detnand einne-
'thing new f� r a change, and you see the
result before you. J:tlat; now great simpli-
city is,affeeted in this respect, but I' haven't'
the slightest doubt that when this metal
become s popular, as I believe it will, 'are
shall' see very elaborate personal ornaments
made of , • : • • • '
• Indeed, I baVe often wondered why cap.
per wag not 'more generally need • before
hie--amengreivilised,pcople-es-o-roat
for , ornaments'. Its peculiar calor har-
monizes .perfectly With dark.nasteriale and
'dark complexions, and,it is comparatively
free from Oxidation. 'Barhareue.?.blot a
bit Of it 1 True, the aborigines made nse
of copper to adorn their ersons and in
that they showed excellent judgment. •
matteris of taste we ,might freinently take
a lesson fro- the eNtitigge.-jeWellers"
' • •
•
There are probably 1,000 children in the
city of Pittsbrirg who work In iron mills
making belie, nuts, hinges and barbed wire.
Many of them are between the ages of 6
and 9 yeera.
• 4 ST44;11; MUM-
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• -
with a Nen ifet Poker.
When Robert B. Mantell WAS in Detroit
recently, says the journal, bus eat of burn-
ing out the woundin his arm Made by the
mad dog WaB very realietio. The raker
was. actually red hot, and he applied it
fearlemly to the suppollea .wound. • He hit
the fond feminine beetle the hardest when
he rushed on. u. r., dumps Diana on a
sofa, and says • •
Mii• It- 5,74, leek to yonr-r deughliter ! 1.1
I will attend to this ecr-r-r-atohl"
Robert then 10110vee a Poker into a Colored
glees fire, removes his red velvet °opt, rolls
up hie shirteleavea, and. e*PoliPB garY
wound szippesed to have been made bYthe
fierce teeth ore mad dog. The wound is,
in the fleshy Part of his forearm. He
gazes upon. it regretfully for a mornent •
and then Barad a second poker which has
been. yeposing all the time in a Brasil
plumber's furnace,,•.concealed behind
the table He. paused stretches out
his arm,' makes, his hand a fist, while his
month wimples* an e*Preefzion of intenee
determination. Another mei:tient and the
white hot poker is pluiagea] into the bleed-
ing, wound. There is a sizzling sound.
The sreioke of burning flesh rises in a col-
umn and disappee.114 amongthe flies. The
redWound.turna . black before the eyes of
the people... •Waves of intense agony chase
each Other aoross tllemobile features of
the heroic Monbars. 'plies hie oat on
and proceeds to say that heis a child of
the people, but a billionaire, and wants to
naarry the girl he has saved. 'This is all
very well, . but the fads, it appears, are -
quite unreinantice,' Sewed, zipon•Mantell'e
• arni is A thick piece or canvas. It is col-
ored with greeeo paint. • Grease paint hi
laid onto the edges like putty, so este
conceit the joint just, ad the Joint between
an actor 'e forehead nd a baldheaded wig
is hidden. A. small piece of fat: baconis
• glued upon the canvas and painted With
red grease paint to. look like a bloody
wound.- NVIaert the tizne conaes Mental
slaps hie hot poker into the bacon. It siz•
• ilea' and siaokes, the iindience goes into
mild .fite, and Mantelltries to look as Ube
; were losinga leg. ' •
Per and -About Women, '
. „ ,
Lady Dudley alwayeeleeps between black.
silk sheets. , ' • •
Mrs. -W. R. 'Vanderbilt wears a eolitaire
•diamond ring that cost 648,000.
thetnovelist••- (Venda
Much time in her garden and pbtdtry yard,
flreat Fall% M.T. lies secured divorce
Mrs. L. Sherman, a whitwoman of
lavnibr; • •
.1-4Mtlf
the house in which she hoe' lived eighty.
'"jiro:-3TherlidaffilueziMAIRIleboriirNME.,'
.bas.junt_celebrated.....her;; 99th' birthday in
two years. •• • _ . • . ,
Lady Pelle Campbell was • one of the
armyof art :critics at the .RoYel Academy.
. Lady Watkin Williams hasjust published
n novel -depicting mobil life in LOnden.
Mrs. Linde Gilbert has .detoted fifteen
years and; Most of , her fortune to rprisen
reform. '• •
• The Princess' Christian giiie • a concert
recently in. aid of' a home fcir roOldiers• •
-Of-every:article of '.focia intended for the
the Empress ofGermanytastes portions
• •..
Amperor. '
'Isaiah Walton, a farmer living near
idatighters whosenggregate Weight 'is over
1,000. pounds.' . •
• - Mies Delphine Baker , is itlascUtto.estab.
lish a Christian newspaper in Jerusalem.
•'Amalie:Rives, the aetheress, never went
to school, but had governesses whe guided
rather than taught her. • • •
The Princess Eugenie, Of Sweden, has.
taken contingent of' Salvationiste under
her patronage. ; • •
Miss Lon* Royce',, the .Nebraika:
said heroine, although a cripple' for life,
leeks with cheerfzilness into thefuture '
• Kin Yemei; the Chines° girl ,whoreoentlY.
'gradriated frOm the Woman's -Medical
lege in New York, speaks and . Writes' in
five languages.1 •
• . Shoemaker, of -Miitele Eork MO
although perfectly welt and .enjoyinglife,
has not been away, hem Mime in twentY,
five years, not evente run in and iallz with
a neighbor. ' •.• • ,
' A.Brooklyn Woman is an undertaker and
embalmer, It was her husband's business,
.and she.took .14 after . his ,death; and is
making money et it. • '
Jean Ingelow.gives a dinner three timee
a week to the. sick and poor and the die.;
charged. convalescents from hospitals.,
• Mies -Florence Louise Thayer, daughter
of q„en. L. V. Thayer, of Warsaw, N.
has been appointed a notary public by
Governor Hill, . • • • • •
• Mr.. Henry Shirk; of :Baltimore, has given'
real estate to the.value 'of $68,000 for the
usebt the new Woman's' College in., that.
intr. . ,•, , •
•The will of. llfre; J. S. Waterman,-oi,
, •
•
Syoemore, Ill., leaves her residence and 60
acres of land for:a sada fOrgirle, with a
funct amounting to .6200;000 •fer its main;
'teriance. • , • •
The friends Of the:lite Mrs: .Craik, the
-anther of "-john-..--Halifax;-.Gentleman,"
, hare determined to erect a MeniOrial to he
in Tewkezilattry Abbey, 'Tewkesbery, in. the
ferm of a ,marble Medallion: ,
• May Emily Bird, a a/tiered Woman who
died at Centreville, Tenn., recently, wee
• for a long time a miesienary ,Liberia,
Africa, and once received and entertained
the world.renoWned. explorer, Livingstone;
on one othie, most notable explorieg 'ex-
peditiOnS. She spoke fluently many of the
native ,African lanpages. . •
11.14t.P.11.E.;" 0.104,94Elt .6TOWIr
--COMpletiOn Of Her careen:. .
Americanliterature has many bright-al:4
noble Women who have commanded re -
ape* and honor by their brain work, and
twohil. taeklIle;heisPallelaYEloftoonb: f4whiPoscle: aerrtb,Ithe;
work has ceased, we cannot but feel a pang
of sorrow at the laying &awn of a single
pee. Yet Kuala a sorrewful, feeling must be
endured 'by the thousands who• have read
and heenprotfltea bY-the. works of XIarriet
Beecher Stowe. Not only has the:gifted
anthoresele,i4 by the pen that has carried
so much. pleasure, to hundreds of homes,
but the in, ind that guided the pen is
almost.. faded frem its poesesior. Like
Emerson, the latter part ef Harriet Beecher
13towe's life finds her almost entirely bereft
of that instrument of thought which
has given the world such example of the
purest literature. •In her Hartford -heMe
Mrs.,Stowe is; as only a. few days. age she
herself .expressed it, " simply waiting" for
the call -that caneethe far off. , Gradually
but surely is her mind failing her, and the
intervals when elle is the brilliant conler-
eationalist of old are) becoming. more rare.,
None appreciate this -fact more than her
'devoted family, who . respond to her
slightest call and fill with loving and ready
hands her every want. An ' ardent' hope
with the Iftithor.of tA, Uncle TOm'o Cabin"
is said to be ;that she. may live, to see -her
immortal book dramatized,, according
to her own ideal, andthie it is the intention
of a company of capitalists to carry out
in , Boston next fall. preparatiens are
already' tinder way; and these have
been carried on with the sanction
of the author, who has given Iler indorse:
ment of the Proposed version. It is not
probable.that Mrs. Stowe will personally
attend the representation, "Butioh, Ethan
be so. glad," Abe said to a, friend,' " that the
priblic is given my ideal of charactere and
story." It is in this production that' she
at; present evinces the moat interest, and
ID the moments of pleasant chat that are
granted her she continually, refers to it.
Mrs. '. Stowe's.- authorized- biography is
already provided for by the family, who
have placed mu& valuable material in the
handed Mrs. Morino Thayer MoCray, a
near neighbor -and. a warm friend of the
author." This biography is now under way;
and will probably appear' ehortly after
the 'taking qf of the illustrious subject,
:whocze life and work give -se -much materiel
'oeuld be written. g •• . as you appear 16-15e." ••
4141Tra. X4X,MEWS. 50:1P.r4 WAY. •
and Hired 'Him Van at Wigan*
• Wziges. .
Potter Palmer, the great Chicago hotel
nicita;:wilaccf not tgolerthat°01111a.zinnirefiesinakehtaQhf otuliStet-
hold, He expects OmPloYeea lieep at
Work While On duty,and nothing irritates
him se much as to see one of them shirking
Ina task. The other day while droning,.
through one of the corridors of MS hotel be
MUM Up011 a yOULIO men _sitting idly 'in a -
window, with a mbp and. a pad of water
beside him.. 'Without appearing to notion
Alla Man Mr. l'almer etOPPad andgazed
thoughtfully out of the window. '
". Well, what are you doing here '2", he
suddenly asked. • '
'The young man started. have
been cleaning the windows," heatamin. ered.
It strikes me that you areidling away
your time/ said thehotel, proprietor!. sr
gazing out of the window. ". You are not :
paid to sit here and do nothing." ,
The Window -cleaner tried to explain that
heluid been working very herd and had
just sat down. to rest a minute, but Alr.
Palmer apparently did nothear him.
" When I hire. a man work for,me
eipect.hini to work. • I wilthave no idlers
about this house. On the whole Ition!t
tbink you are the kind 'of, Man that ls
needed here;,. and you May consider your
services in this hotel at .an end: Go down,
to the effice and draw your pay."
• The discharged employee was . struck
dumb with surprise. • and he moved off in
silence. After changing his working
clothes for his beet suit he descended te
the office and received:from the cashier the
balance due on his month's wages. He .
lingered for a few 'minutes to. speakvith
one of the assistant •portars and was just
• remarking that he Was out of eraployinent,
when. who should' come strolling through
the restunda but Mk. Palmer. Perhaps the
gentleman overheard the remark. At any
rate he paused, looked. at the yoking min a
moment, then tapped hini on
'and said.;
•" Come 'with. me. I want to Speak with
you:"•• •• •
More surprised than ever the young man
followed hira into his private office. Mr.
Palmer, in a kindly. tone,'aeked, Are you .
.in need of employment •,
• g'WhY, Yen
6' Would. you like. to do general •work •
around a hotel-elean Windows- and that fo• r one. of the meet interestin works that Coil of thing ? I wantjust each ac fell •
•
'•,A eilleatie teeproeenient.
'Montreal Lady (i0 'American financier)-
,
"Do yea not find; -our' Canadian climate'
financier -"Oh, nth nt ,all; it agrees with.
Me. X left New York beeauseit was tee
!area for me there.
• • • /I •
Modeow jeceson; a eleeping.ear palter
on the Central Georgie Railroad, hae.been
io the employ Of SoUthern: railroad's Since
.1888.- He WAS a slave,, and- was gold by
his mister to the Macon Lk Western 'toad,
newt a' part of thetreentral, ;and Was for
,frighteen years pet down enlong the •vain,
able essete of that corporation. • .
The Mermen hierarchy in said :to pay
Mr. A. M. Gibson e salary of 010,000 a year
to look after fhb interests Ot.Zion at,Washt
ingten.
. ''',Why --,-why Mr. Palmer, don't you
know me?:
"talkiliOUBSt ladtindustrzonsi ,
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The minter's Troublesh.
44t4.gieAli Aila4TriediteendjilAiL,
luIIl»mM
1.mdmvsscali! ' eforotaliptiffinak
col blond.
There!e a child in the seine 'house with
Me. :Her mother thinks she's a prodigy -
I• think, she's e filt Up :the
hiatus as you like. She'd my sister ; she's 0
years old -;' she playa. the piano.; 'she sings
(I'll back her to yeli "Barberry Bush"
e.geinst Any 6 -year-old in, tidewater
Virginia) ;:she wears a blue frock, •a stick.
ef candy, and, a rand pie-;-' and-ohe alike
queations.• • . •• '
• The ether merning while I was sitting at
the breakfast table eating a ' Slice Of toast
so 'me one elseliad 'toitsted,,she-emok-Ahe..
.winning; made -hi -order smile with which
:she prefaces all of herquestions, aad, asked:
theyi-Dip (dip:intuitive for • Jeff); -1 who
Wath Nero ,2" ••
--"-Noroiv amen old Roman Whirlittd-it-
tendeney for getting hilarious." „• .
" 0,; yeth, I thee. He wath a muthie
teacher, Wathent he 1" • •
"Ne, Nem was not, it miude teacher.
Yon have probably heard the old stery• that
he fiddled while Rome was burning."
" Yetb, thir. • Well, what'd he do?"
.wairput to deatIt'A, D. '08, for at-
tempting to, Play, John Ilaseler's • Tuba
Polka' on 'the . •
." Well, I they, Dip, who WaS Votiliner 2"
" Wagner Was a man who wrote ' Papa.
fal ' and 1.11itiby Mine.'"
. What'd he do ?"
• "He drank . book • beer and akeEstla ID
female; attire."
" Whit'd he d9 that for ?"'
"Partly • because his 'eusPonders were
always busting, and partly ,:to have an ex -
°Use for crowding a N. 11 foot bit,oya /59.1
'shoe,"• "
" Well, what elth did he do?"
• " chewed up bad girls. 'Once, when
he siw. ,young woman named Materna
Washing Clothes, he grabbed her by the
thin • part• of the , neck and exclaimed:
.Itti.Gn,o4dAtetanys.,:itt, ohr ,habe Br..znanhilde ger-
ing
. yeth, Well„ Dip, 'Wife
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• But just then the: pestrean rang and I
• escaped.-Riehmend Baton. •, • • •
Scene ID County'
.• At. Briry, St: 'Edmunds 'County Court;
England, the other day, befOreiSir Franeis
-Rexburgh;-Judge; William, Fei.roW -Taylor
applied to hale an award:set aliide on tho.
groinid that none of the forme ' of the
County Court whieh Worild makethe award
valid had been complied with, end that the
reference exceedeabie powers. •'
The judge described/en affidavit made
by, plaintiff as a tissue 6f faleeheeds from
beginning to end..• • • '
Mr, Jones,Zioliifor•I pretest against
Such an,ebeervation from the, Bench as a
•most improper One. • • • '
The Judge -4 sin not going to be spoken
to in that way, and I fine you 22:
• • Mr. Jones -All right. • Toni ,Courts are
'getting notorioun allover the country.
• The ,judge -I hne you another„ .£2: for
&mai said he would not pertait the.
judge to use language such as he had used
with regard to his.clieric 'Witbolifprottiat,:`
The Judge refused the applicatien.
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seription-wes--ep
pay the flees inilhited on the solicitor.
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'Know*.4 you 2 2,Tbier.seggr,,youlefge.111
.4:Batethildesciediffereite.-
Inro=eihattimnangsfhy '-xciletily72.0Mag--41.t. •
can' Me, that in Your face. Now, fust ,
discharged a man for skirking his work- a. •
lazy,.shiftless .fellow -and I want you „IQ
take his place. I OM SO well pleased With .
you that I will agree to pay yen$20 &month
and Tone living expenses, although I only
paid the other fellow 618. • Yon Ofin'cOml; ••
;mince Work at once Ryon like." •
• BY this time the truthwas very apparent
ID theyoung man and he .concluded Mit
he Would be very foolish•to tell Mi Palmer,
of his_mietake,_ _Ile therefore permitted
lfmeelf tobe hired to' take the place of the .
wleZy; ehittleed fellow," and viithin , an •
houe-after-his-dischargehe Wes -again -at -
Work bleeping window. • At last accounts
Mrr-I'almerktdmctliea-rr:df-hiirin-hltake .
main -all probability is not. yet aware that •
the: man 'he, .dismissed and the man he:
afterWerd employed at better, 'wages are
'one and the • same: • The, 'other hotel. „
empioYees hate had a vast deal of fun over
the mohlent ••
tea:print hig-ancv the Teeth:
Some years since, when on duty at re.
cruitilig stations in the northof England,
ItoOk obiervaticin On the great aniciunt of,
disease and loss of the teeth existing aiming
the class of men offering' then:maven. It
hexane a •cause of • rejection of, itself in
greet numbers.' As tar ae. inquiries went, I
wasled to tratie it :to . the .excessive tea,
drinhing indulged in by the working clarisee
ID the manufacturing towns, and this Went
•on all through the day, whether with food
• Or not. :In fact, instead of 5 o'clock tea
• being the invention of the upper ohiesee,it
•weals:Auld to etist to an injurious extent in
• the workingolasses long before •that time..
Tee seems to have a peculiar tendency to •-
• causehyperternht in the tooth Ba0S, leading
to 'inflammation, and, eventually, .ebecese
• Of the fang,„ with, of ' course, dentralgia at '
every stage. Whether this special • ten-
dency was due to theine Or tannin having
an ,.-eleative affinity . for dentine it is not
Possible formzei tocay. It would be curious
to know if medical men, practicing:int:061i ,
manufacturing distriete, had observed the
deterioration of ,teeth to be coincident With
tettklrinking.-,Britislt Medical journal'.
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• ruror acriblendi.
• She-ReurY : '
He -Honore ! Don't interrniat4hie in-
spiration. I am-' •
fibetly dear, I only wanted to say 'that
you have dipped your pen into the coffee.
One of the largest plantations in the
South is that of Major, B. W. ' Bellamy,. of
Jefferson county;-Flar, It comprises 80000
acres and nearly all of it isin cultivation.
Mere than 1,500 negrom ere (deployed on'
the plantation and the Major knowd theta
all by name; • •: •
, • 240 Hope' ' Bina.
• Enraged husband --Maria, I Can endure
•this existende no longer. I'' am going to
blow ray brain° out 1 .
Wife (ealmly)-Don't 'attempt it, john.
Yon have never had any succese Iring•at • •
entail targets. • ' • • • • •( •
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Mr.'John Jones, of Fairburn, Ga., has a
very • wonderful house. oat, if •• &• tale
that is told otitis te be believed. Several.
weeks ago this cat --caught a .rat, but, in-
etead of killing it, egan to nurse find oare
for it, and new gives it much careful at.
tention as any of her kittens receives. ;
• Florida's " wild man'1 carries an old
fashioned fl-
at lock-inusket, and is se Wild
that Whenever any person comes hear him
heruns like a wild deer and hides in the
dense swernP n'ear by. Evidently he is out
aramuni ion.
The annnel,criiside' against the barbed.
wire
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wire fence ia about ' tO begin coincident'
-witle-theopechero ' . on,
•philosopher who spends hie winters hunt.
ing alligators in riptide and his sunamere . •
whipping trout etreame in the Adirentlacks,
has given it as his persorkil experience that
e man may , recover from .the diphtheria,
the mumps, oz even the cholera, but he can
neverget over the barbed -Wire fence and •
remain the creature he once wee. • •
LadyDilke maks iriCome of $2,)00 a
Year .bylier drawing. •
Jags -14o, sit rio two persons think
and--: Bagga -.-'O, yes they do. I owe
• !you 42. jaggs,Don't let that • bother you.
I never, thoeglirYfin'cl• ,,pay it anyway,• '
so- Beggs -There you are my thought .
etitetly.
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