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HomeMy WebLinkAboutLucknow Sentinel, 1888-03-30, Page 3WOW"' The 811301}ers:- A. COP"ttrafftv. * Iiiebeld them lartitibering:side by aide, Fair smiling youth and liciaryage.; • .04441,01E3i a worldly Perlin and Prides. Where men a godlesii warfare wage; Theother dreams Of sunanaer bowers, Bright onnehine, warbling birds and ihnvers. One View is maxked`with 4neg of dare. Which showsthe world -worn spirit grieves; , The other gleame,neatlioluetering hair rake a fair flpir through quivering leaves. One heart ie grasping, proud azul cold; The other generous, warm and bold. One breathes a long, a weary sigh, . And dreams of earthly gain and loss, As with a keen, suspicious eye, . ,••• He counts once more his glittering dross; The other bonndii with joyous tread O'er fields a clover white and red - A groan escapes the old man's lips, ;, A. groan ef mingled rage. and pain. For, lo f his esihemes, like phantom ships, Haive.vanished Ineatla the treacherous m fastretches forth one wrinkled hand ' iild his treasured hoard but sand. 6 JP. m parted lips of tender bloom * A trill of merryiaugiter steale. Whose fairy music Etna- the room - The happy boy.in dreamland kneels . Above a littie crystal stream, Where rushee wave and pebbles Omani And bebeholds.witli sparkling eyes His shipa water lily -glide• 'Beneath the rotiy-tinted sties. ' • . Right bravely down the dimpling tide. • Zia banine no sordidhopeidoth But dances on, he cares not Where. • --- • — • Hark new the dreaming worldling Epealut • ' "Tho path to wealth, how drear, tow Jong l' "Ab eries the boy, with glov5ing cheeks, •ss Hew lovely is the skylarks song,• '. .High-searieg 'raid the. blue above, . Forever singing • God is love " Anwhen,thenaorning sun shall rise_ To eharm away tbe mists of -night, The boy will greet with gladdened eyes' • - A world of beauty batbed in light, P For a fond mother% morning kiss Will Will opo its golden gates of bliss. Hut the poor worldling, what of him? 4Will• he not seek. the busy mart, • *Like some gaunt spectre, stern and grina, No joy within his withered heart? Per life is qnipty, vain and cold To him who only seeketh gold • , „ • . --Fawn, Forrester iikehambers' Journal. ' • • • 444149P9O8E IWN043.4 Incident of *13•Xfirlr PIT!. It was on a solemn quiet 'afternoon at the close of the year 181.4 that John -0-• bglie Off from his carousal at a erualltavern at the oldontlet of Illa-caess, Water. Although- •VerY hair:1100s men erilinarilh• ha was. novertheleas selhieet to Med. Petulant des- pondency which ;sepia only be relieved by imbibing large quantitiee of the pale Cana - diets rye whiskey for several days in suc- cession. Thio. usually brought ,his head to Adeati level and he •13-ectime a philosopher again -until the, return of ,his irresistible thirst for stimulant's. He was the son of a U, E. Loyalist ..and had limed in the Canadian Flankers during the recent war with the United States. He was well posted ' in Indian characteristics, having et profound respect for the half civilized , Massissaugas, but, for the wild Northwest Indians; -whom the Government had brought to the front as aindliaries; he, in common with all the Old Canadians, held in supreme contempt, These Indians Were 'Wonderfully reliable when it came. to; ,drawing suppliefi,;but when, an engagement with theenemy was - imminent, notably at Lundy's Lane, Lo could not be brought within gunshot; but. soon as La' discovered that the Glen, garryg were arising back the enemy, he put in an appearance, and---wars--yerylcusy. dur- ing the balance, of • the„ night (the engage- ment was fought by cloudy moonlight) and the following morning plundering indiscri- minately both friend and foe, the dead and the helpless wolinded. In consequence of WhiohttutalityseveralIndiane were sham 'the field -by the --Flankers—If-the-reader can pardon the above digression, which I Consider. somewhat apropos as giving the cause in part of the old Canadian's hatred of thewild Indian, we, Will return to John, Whose house stood on the present. Harris farm on the north of the Bay road. , Thither my Informant's motheranli.a neighbor who. lived near(now) the • Hamilton Water - Works had gee on a short visit to John's wife 'during his absence. Wbilo there a .stalwart Northwest Indian came to the house,, and after satisfying himself that there, was not a men- about to oppose him, he went to, the pig pen, in which there was a shote; in fair condition,- • •The three -women understood from, pest •• experi- ence that "Lo, the poor . Indian,". intended to catty away the pig. They ex - 04040 _With him ;as best they could, but PgWililir4tLIOXEtt Ori* Alitrpig,-and,tiemritadisgeategigherdneadht A way that by: placing the 'strap :across Ilia breast the pig rested on his back, then turning to the women, he grunted " Ugh!" ;-:-whion always seems to mean" Well,,what of it ?"-;--he Marched away towards the bay. The Indian had not gone fat, When John hove in eight; his .locomotion having been, somewhat hastened by his hearing. the re- port of an Indian gun near his house - which could be easily known; as the Indian- ,gun barrel's were thinand light and their report feeble as competed with heavier barrels. or the Boar Wife's Lettere. . , Charles Dndlegi Werner,. in replying to • the qiiestion : Cori a man open a Wife's letters 2" said that it would depend upon • What kind of a husband he is. I think it would be,neater right to say it would de- • pend- -upon What kind. of a wife she is. 44 DiaeretiOn is the better part of valor," an ' --,kladinVittlantlainciwzauldibioorifskomacleao tacti_ontaffirs4Refidottaxi,.;;Ohore'ls ,1•gicitscigiraftwiltooshoeocariadt4WaSii,-13414-, d •bansufficientlyinto her confidence to tell_ - ' who her letters are from and to read • them to him, or, perhaps, let him read them himself; but this Ma very different matter from having them first opened, read and ponied Upon by one • for, whore they iverenot intended...Of course rainy women. receive letters that never reach' the eyes,Of their life partners, not because they contain • aught that would not heat the light of day, noticedanse the wife is afraid or ail:Limed . to show theta, but simply because they ccin- • tain things that are none Of his affair. Hew • often the.home letters are writtenonly for ;sharp creek of the . old eight -square rifle -claughtereorsisters1-eyee-1--HOw4muchnf• • f man-don-trequently;- th,e family•oares can be told•her that would 139-rrn10 sc" PleMaire. Melancholy fastened en him for tins rest •of days, and he alwaYs.became densely gloomy when the Indian and the pig were. spoken of by his neighbor's,. ' "Shoot Him" Sentences. Ionlaharies Beresfeid'e Marvellous abil- ity to dismiss 0202,0 ftom his Mina was very aptly illgetrated the other day by . a navy man who had been,with Lord Charles in Egypt: He was in A railway carriage with me and was giving, another man op - mite the benefit of him ,Beresfordian impressions, . "1 tell yon Charlie l3ereefotd'a a tonglat un. It don't take him, long to settle a point. When he was in eompland of the police at 'Alexandria every 'morning a; lot of poor 'devils whothe police had arrepted•need to be brought before hina:• He'd eome out anniking a cigarette, With a bright, cheery face and a devil;may -care look. A. wretched, half-starired, half-naked„native Would be dragged up.; " • • • : " I. What has he been doing ?'.asks:Und Charlie. ,„ , • LoOting' the shops,' ' • • • . ''*. Shoot him.' ' . ' • , • „. ONTRIOVT.PrO TO PX1374144F4 Payments From Accumulated Wealth spirt, Frosn'Daily Earnings., • D. Macdonald, of Hamilton, writing to the Catfncla Presbyterian on the subject of snpporting Clam* enterprises, ' mibmito a coupleof ideas that are worthy ef the earnest consideration of ,ministers and ohnrch official's Of all denominations. He sari • . • For iny Cwsi part 1 do not think that the people of the Church; are lea's • diapoised to. be just to ittienterptisee than theywere of. old times, but whilethe, Work of the chutell has been, auddenly expanded, the tegotircea of the people beliebeen rapidly contracted; Ewa.' itea persuaded that they do not con - :tribute just because the means so to, do are not at hand. It must be admitted 'that the Masts of onr people does not consist of those who are possessed Of realized Wealth, but that the Church treadtity has been every year . filled from the .fruits of - the industry of the Contributor's:dining the yearpreceding. As 0otm as thia indsistry ceases: to be profitable the resources of the Church nanst he cut off. :Will any one venture to Say. that industry has been prOfitable in Canadafor the lastten years? Perhaps we may ex- cept the iqustrY nf the 00 tinge," but that is 'hardly a legitimate indubtrv, and is not "Tho Poor alai begins whining, and brY; ing, and pleading. ' , • " Next!' . Lord Charles calls, and away goes the man. , • • ",Another native is heeled up by the col- lar ?' " ' ; Resisting ROHM.? 'Shoot ' • • • "And ea an until dozen twenty fetes are sealed by this young judge, *bra whine •desidionliesnaappeal. iln- •iehed, he -goes into breakfastrhis alTetita' quite undisturbed bY the volleys Which presently greet his ears. I tell you, he's the chap for busineag. There's 116 hinnming and hawing plant him.",-Tlye Argonaut. • ' • Hints to Housewives. .. • Clean piano keys With a soft rag ',dipped in alcohol. ' Egg stains on silver can be taken Off with table salt and a••wet rag. , 'Leatitenieliair seats. ratty be revived by rubbing' View, with well -beaten white of - LOST IRVEIPIWICIP14.$741, The Terrible .Fate. of a lroring, IHninter Ofl t he itinit Leandro. AiLerehes% The dog that soisompaniei trainee 4.1011- ardson on his hunting trip has been found, and there ii3 now little doubt as to what has become of the hey. 'Nfar Melrose. station, on the San Leandro marshes, is very dangerous .plasce, where quicksands ". are known to exist. On Wednesday Morn- ing following the disappearance of young Richardson, Mr. Damon, who lives on Ale San Leandro marshes, heard the long - drawn howl of amdog on the marsh. For While Mr. Damon thought nothing Whot- ever about the matter, until the howling was kept up at intervals, when he Went 010 11 to investigate. Following up the 'lona, he found a, valuable 'bird dog lying On the edge of a dangerous bit of marsh land, where ;several quicksands are known to be. The dog was viatohing -the marsh and howling. .He was nearly dead from cold and lack of food. Mr. Dainon took hini home; thinking that he was a 100 • dog of a hunter, and the next ;lathe wail. ' sent to San Francisco, where yesterday he was recognized as the dog that accompanied • Richardson on his last bunting expedition. There is little hope that the boy is alive. The father the boy is nearly crazed with grief, and he spends his time searching the . .much, if of any, use to us. Then is Per- marshes, for sorne trace of his son. The 'feetlY right-thArweldiculalcciF at another -aootor.wha. has been attending -Mr, Rich - White and pale shades of paint may be beautifully cleaned by using whiting in the water. '• , ' • • ; Cold sliced potatoes fry and. taste better by 'sprinkling teaspoonful of tient' over them while frying. CaX011611114StfkitleqgetrallVeeletT3Etsm mesAestflatkgema---alotrt*prni*de-z.vigt, WhitkodroiCkvsregoidittliCalittle yt`;',1•11're-1 A:pad-rile for the use of the different kinds of ,flour is, to use pastry. firm Wherever baking ponder is used, and bind flour with yeast. ,• When e person is "sick at the stomach," ice taken into the Mouth in sma.11' pieces and `allowed to • melt before swallowing will, in very -many-instances, relieve the discomfort. . • - • To cure a wart, • place the; thumb upon the wart And; Press , it against the hone. Move tki3 wart bapkward and forward upon the hone until the roots become irritated or sere, When the wart Will disappear. „ thatia-properly-baked-wilt,slip Nom the tin With careful' handling, and if Placed on a wire ,fra-Tiiie-where-thbedrince- accesii to the bottom it Will. cool without becoming Mead, and when 'ready to ,be served it be transferred to a plate. ' son -in -law -or acl'hn suspected mischief. John's wife "Van' out to meet him and -tell him of their lag; and nes.doubt, Eve -like, told him "kr shoot the tarned Injuin." John made no reply, but hitching up his waistbands on his bang, lanky sides, and • thrusting a big quid of tobacco into his left cheek and bracing' himself up generally,as was becoming the occasion, he stepped into :the house, and taking down his trusty.rifie from the Word hooks against a beam and coolly examining the priming ofthe old flint look, he Struck. -.brotherlin-laW 1 Then there iirethe letters from dear, intimate ditl, friends; who: petit out the sedrets Of their heart; upon paper for the sympathy ' and „ entertainment • Of sweet Mrs. Jones, but riot for ' the eyes of sarcastic Mr. Jones... A very'laughable but ;sensible reason for a 'wife withholding her • letters from her hutiband was given by: a, • contemporary not long ;since. '• She said: These letters. contain the confessions' of . another soul, the confidences of another , , mind, that weuld be.rudely treated if even 43the direction Indianhad taken, • any sort of publicity. And ,While :husband -diverging • however little to the ' left in • end wife are.one eachother, theyeretwo ...in the .eyOs Of other people; and it may well; happen a 'Wend. Will desire' to impart . -.something' e discreet Woman, Which .ahe Woul'd, not intrust tothe babbling husband Of. that Wonsan." That's. the whole thing Ina nuishell.Philadelphict.NorthAmeriean. • . • • ' Personal ;Points. * At_AllWarth, „late editor of . the • -Paps .Revilio, has, it it .said, .up the • 1:43ty,spaper:bitsinecja. Oregon; ita: gone • into Argticultgrai purisaits. , Hon. David gray; ex -editor of the Buffalo cent messenger carrying the sad tidings to • 'Coarier,• who Was injured in .the, accident. on the region"; above, John MosalianiCally the D.. L. it 13:„. it Vestal lest Friday reloaded:hia rifle and strede SlowlyforWard Morning, died at Binghamton last 4vening to catch a sight Of Lo;. Every bush seemed • Jamets A. Garfield, son of the murdered to glare .0,t him, with the eyes of .1denionas „. . • . .• **resident, wile •has just been acitaitted to and a , cold •shudder came over ;Adm.' e Ohio hat, tedeisibles his father There lay his .V.ietint linked. in death Lhis personal .:' traits. Ete. is a clever, with his booty:. No hung* pappoose was ever' to See .him 'again; The bullet : 'had reserved rim% man. • • .,; • tornthrough the base of the brain, and the . Arehdeacon . Farrar -thinks there ;is a blood 'trickled slowly ;Over the Wane. dark • ,neeeSsity.fora .neW, close of clergy, a • class fade:.1 He ,was stiine. dead,' nere . was a " Of mission priests Ruder a 'threefold .yietV Zilesnma i'nto Which John haa' hastily of ,poVerty,Chaetity, and obedience, ,a new Shouldanyof Lees ;escmiiides•Ooine order of Dominicans or Franciscan's. • , . suddenly ,upon ;the 'scene :John would as • The",Yenerable Sir Frederick Bramwell sorely .; get his . fotlough, soon or, late, for • .•• • will•Pfeside at the ibeetibg. Or ths Pri#eb the white • :men's ',future .world, as he had. • Association next September path,. iV Lo his fOis the happy hunting ground: brother, Lord Brarnwell; who will then be. NO tinie, was to be lost. Only .% ncomentie 81 years Old,; will. - DirectOi of the,. 'consideration and John broke Ahole in the . Economic Section. ' ... • ' fed , with the breech , Of his :rifle, large . Gee, rAtif ,WEilie.CO, the ,.authorof tett, enough to..adialit,.Le!'&' and: sepatat: Hur," said ' to . be. .distressingly absent.;. ..ind it from the:pig% threw:it in, • Tlien Minded. Ed has bliPii,•;• known • When at searching . about he found convenient . breakfastia put tsige heaping 'epOonfnid• .of pole,' With which stiedeeded in thrusting • 'sugar On soft-boiled egg and then,. alinoet the body • ee' 'far' down into the rand and before the laughter .had .died. away, telt weeds that it Waenever What • his coffee with great deliberation.' • ' ' beettnie Of the Pigmy .informant saith not: Dread winter •passed away, cheery spring The. Welland. Telegraph, • says: We ire pleased to state • that Capt. W. T. Samle, ;PROlg abal3arlY .1311binier.`' John had °CCP, - proprietor'," of the Telegraph,. is dedclealY eio4. to fortify hit system itgattult • 'the He has been eetdbed e'ndroachmenta of approaching hcWweethet, improved in health,. to. bad .101.,...tue, • luta week _boon but and acdordingly. resorted totho little tavern • .the, inlet, where he indulged more fteelY etpects to. be up again now: than ever fot, two or • three' days, or until his Storinteli reirolting 'he could , drink no • New Ilse of Electricity. longer,. and he Set out in the co.osiiinghoMor The science of electricity 'hue. . ward Nom& • HO had .got 14 fat as where • ' been. passed ,• into the service, of, fushIPP.e. Jelin Dynes' hotel ' • is ,at present.; -the • • 'When, at d0,4CO Or a dinner party, a 04. weather being dull and murky, and Withal tefing dew -drop ,rifeeins suddenly to sparlile •Eithet.hot-Land the road becoming tennis he • cast his eyed about for help in getting hOsiie and espied'. a aiei light.' .the Marsh alsOre, and being' inst. a little. be- wildered he 'inicpOsed it to be a fishing light and. that he .could get hiniself , paddled over •tri the main larid.. Approaching the light ho was pair astimidhed to find that it•ineved away from him, and crossed the marsh, just Skimming the- water, and .halted orithe Otainlazid,• on 'illo bank of the inlet, Ovet the .exact spot Whet° he had shot the, Wilson-CranfOrd,- of „ .Coftsville, near /what. .11e.re hOYcs,red, , inOment., Lynd YoungstOWD,D,,,Wasprosttatecl by a seYere tin% disappeared. Jinni never having The Vance's:wet; frintiLiteipool; With the , attack...of hieCongbieg: a few daYe ago and 'heard of the ign4lifatid fibPPenna this to he 'weekly mails and 48' cabini;52 interinediate 4itA Of exhaUttiln hoforo eauld.be inteuded'an retainder to hini Of lalacrime, toia, '216 •etedra- d IlaWiabgettio' arrived at . niad aldO 'in.. a' Mark Of the PiYhie Halitat. at 4,o. Oak on Saturday Mailing, the Wrong pitied.. • . : Wed: , • • order to head him off. 113 soon reached the bank of the second inlet, about where instinct told hina the Indian would cicada. He had not long to wait- Poor Lo came up within easy range, and halted'ori the brink either to rest or to consider the. strength of the ice., John: took a deliberate aim at , him, but, Lo being all unconscious of any danger, John's heart relented and he hesitated a moment, then levelling his rifle a second time, he said to hiraself,, " pull, may the Lord direct the ball." „ Lo instantly• fell. The blue smoke from the rifle sanded upward among the tree tope like in inn°. source, of impoverishnlent for the classes of which the Presbyterian Church is Mainly fornaed, theolasses, who occupy a middle plaoe as to ealtla., The day was When ardson • for the past few years bite ordered that he shall not 'go down on the marshes' again or he will not be respensible for the result. He met him recently going on his very many 'of, the most wealthy Mee old fruitless search and compelled him lg. • * •Tin - -the -Province Were.- main strength triter hisbuggyand drive •home-with-hincr--Sinoe the return of, the got over the habit . of ex, pecting dog all hope has been ebandened, and . it is the large sums which used to be given by the rich and'generous few, and which ()nee filled the treasury of the Church. But the fathers have fallen asleep, and the sowed') not often walli in the, fathers' steps. The Presbyterian Church is not so muish as it should be the Church of the poor. ' is Mit either the Church of the rich, at least in Canada, nor need it desire to be,but it is ,the Churoh of class Which 'feels' most heavily the burden public' taxation. The dry universal that it is hard to live; and why is it hat() tolive ? The necessaries of life are produced more cheaply . and More plentifully than ever, • : but our , sYStem, •of ' taxation adds so enormously to their cost that it ' is diffinult for the Man of modetate means to 4:22Wg,tilunaw..4,11"stisgsacer --ir- gralaiszden-d.itionsotteit,Wat , litaihisfraM/Irtoirm-areloillaTsikke ofthe growing -claims of the Chnich.'-Net--is he at -all in the mood to be'smoothed down by 'theses writer's ' in. the religiona press, who tell.hiric that, in their Opinion, he is mean or sordid. Il looks as if the Church must set itself to a reconsideration, of its mode of, seotch inusicians in London. . Another London correspondent writes:. "The Scotch colony here, and especially that by no means uminportant section of it whichis fend of Music, has been rejoic- ing greatly over election of Mr. A. C. Mackenzie; the .,Edinburgh and composer, to the Presidency of. the Royal Academy, of Music. Mr: • Mackenzie'll abilities . have . been very fully recognized here for some tinceback; but belied a, Most forinidable rival in Mr. jcisePli 'Beinby, who is admitted to be One of . the best con- ductors. now in London:. Mi. Mackenzie received a great ovationWhen, for the first time since •he went to Florence,,he appeated to Conduct An orchestral Concert on the sivening after his election. • While Mr. Mac- kenzie is the .first coroporierin the 'Serious sense-in.Lcinclini, the best writer of Comic; °Feta Music is Mr, Hem/. Brougham Far, nie. Mr. Fein% is 4 Scotchman .and newspaper man, I believe, having been en- gaged on either a Mirlindor aPerthpaper:". finance suiting itself to changed conditions. to MoreespeciallY will it lae needful to give atten- The "rd. salt nInY mem Phan enough but to the chemist it is vague and flouts the tources of supply,to have better was*. meaningless. Put on paper; however, the . acquaintance with details as respectsthose 'official •Latin name of table' salt and yolk can present that to a druggist in Pans; , Rothe, Madrid or ,Berlin with the csertainty of getting precisely what would 'he put up, b . druggist in Biddeford,. Me. Fatal. believed that the faithful animal .flaw. • the boy sink in the quicksand and daye.tlieonly . slept he could without leaving his post. It • is supposed that Jerices, stayed out later, thanhe intended to, and in returning in the , dusk he fell into the quicksand and. was unable to esdricats himself. -Oakland, Cat., .Thfrane. Writing Prescriptions in Engliah., • Those who talk glibly about "„plain Eng- . lish " may be surprised' to learn that there , is neon& thing as plain English whefi we : oome to deal with Materia ;medics. The . "plain English" for some ircsportant herb: , - will be one thing in Ifttass,chnsetts, Gonne. • thing else in.Pennsylyania, and semething Iliffezent 4froni :either in England. To in- •• " • &NAM • - Za,P11414133.1trAVV."'''a4tatiOaati . -to-11timetliing"440-011-trw;eiffaxent another. Thousands --of valeindinatiatie. cross, the Atlantic ' yearly,' carrying pre: soriptions, on which their- health depends.... Careful pharmacists in all countries omit - pound, them alike, . because presaription Latin is precise; unequivocal and uniform. among the ilewera on.a lady's shon der, or a diamond -light flare araws • attention to her pretty doifare, the admiring observer • may talte'it • for granted the possessor of the .dew -drops arid the starry light in her hair is secretly pressing a tiny battery, in- geniously ;concealed about het parks), and by means of which the electric spark flied to the danger perhaps of the beholder; • , f not the posseseor.-1'alZlTall Gazette. • „ Probable _Origin, of" !gizzard." 'The origin of the Word "'blizzard" has been. taxing the etyncologists quite severely of • late, and , various . are ' the hypotheses advanced. Yesterday afternoon p. Dakota man, who is naturally familiar With the article,:if sibt with its derivation, blew into the. Giebe office and 'settled it. Ife ,cluoed a eery of the Lyon County News, at Moorhead, ' Which credits Deacon Seth , Rnewles, Of that town With the coinage of the Word. He used 'the sentence, "'Cis browingclike blitzardt," which would con- vey the idea that the wind travelled like lightning (blitzen): •A German would say: "Der stiirra koiritait 'blitzartig." From " blitzardt " io "blizzard":it'very slight' transition. This language Was used to describe the great storm of janutity, 1878. And this settles it -',5t. Pa'ul Glebe. . , • An tn0.elfisli Man. • .:$01)MbOdy „Vgants our definition of " truly unselfish Man." Well, to boil it down, we should say that ammi who would. rather chop "wpm) after business hours for the benefit • of the hired ,girl than see a tax . collect:it streak by lightning, is a - truly unselfieh man. -Burlington Frei Press. , sources, and to .establish an. organization for the management of those details. If we may not expect large donations in our hour of need, let its exercise foresight and care. with- our emaller-offeringss-Thos more numerous contributions will not only fill the treasury, .but. wilrbe a -means ;of- errore by pharmacists are rare when cont. pared-with_thenumber of important pre- scriptions compounded daily,' Taken as increasing the interest of the givers in the work to be done. And 'let the Church :Oa", I believe druggists to be, more careful • and painstaking than any other branch Of •,1 decline to be led by those ardent brethren who ere, ao often teed,* with new scheme's, but do not trouble their • minds mubh;11 at all; With the question Of the providing Of Means. , • Sure to lie. Hit Somewhere. At•a recent gathering of Unitarians, one speaker recited an anecdote Which. admits of large and veiled application: it was the story of a minister who, preaching 'on ex- change, Said some ;strong things about fast horses. • lInwan told After 'the sermoirthat he had touched one Of their -best members on a tender point. "Weil," Said the preacher; "1 cannot change.my semis:in-:for him." In the evening the man was intiia- -duded-tothe:Minister, who .said.: "1 'un- derstand that what I said this . morning touched one Of yOrtr 'weaknesses. I assure you that' I was altogether Miconciehnis of the weakness when .said it:" (. Oh; do not trotible yourself," said the men. "It hi a very poor 'sermon that does not hit Me somewhere.' -Christian Intelligeneer. tradesmen. ,But, if we want , tei see 2,000, mistakes where there are twenty now, lot us have prescriptions in this alleged " plain, English: -Letter in Boston Glabe: Brave Women; . There are lots.of latent .pinek in a woman after all. Miens of delicate members .of the fait sex faced, the blast and 'snow, pluckily climbed drifts, ten feet high, reached their plebe Of , business, worked during the day and then footed it home again. And they' didn't, ad a rule, seek liquid inspiration behind green baize doors, eitiaer.--PrOoldyn , : • Cause and Eireist. 'Remit:die Mise -Oh; dear it judt Makes me Mad the way things go,' , Sympathizing Friend -Why, vciaat'a the ,mattet novr ? • ' .• "There I've b' een playing the piano for five Mortal hours, ,straining my hands all out of shape trying to make it pound bond enough to • attract the attention, of that 'handsome young stranger who was writing, by the window in the next house, and- he only looked over this way three times, and now he isn't in eight at all.". • • . • 0* No. As I came in I saw' hicia leaving the house With two bid satchels:"; : You did? Oh, dear! :That woman who has' that lionise never can' keep a lodger." Metaphors a Little Mixed A 'speaker at ..a iinanoialj conference in England is reported by the London Sp'eetet- tceas alluding to a certain Cum as "a' nest egg for us to take our stand upon.''' An- other desetiliecka projected, economy as "a mere ilea, bite in the ocean of Indian debt." An Irish imedical Man outdid the lemons exordium Of the western legislator,,begin• ning, "Mr. Speaker, I smell a rat," etc. •Some change was contemplated„ of which lio expresseci••the most .veheniont disap- proval, declaring that it would thriptv "an apple of diseord in their midst Which; if not nipped in the bud, Would buret out into n ilame that would inundatethe whole country." • ; 'Voting in. Switzerland After divine aervioe On election Sunday I went to the Croix BlanOhe fOrmy coffee, to pass the timetill the Voting should hem. On the ohuralldoor was posted a. printed summons to electors, and on the - cafe billiard tables I found bellido of the, different Parties scattered. Gonda:rinse had also distributed them abOnt in the chnroh pewe ; they, Were enclosed in: en- velopes, which were voted sealed. On al; ' table 'before the pulpit the ballot -box --a •glass urn -was placed; and, .beside it sat the, judges of election with lists' Of the • reels-. tered , voters. But in any precinct Of the , canton an elector who could prove that he had not voted it hatie might deposit . his ' ballot in any other. 'The 'church bell rang for the people to assemble, and the Voting P began and ended, in pedant quiet. But I , could not witness an election in' this ancient republic, where freedom was so many centuries Old, without StrOng emo- tion;, it had from its nature and • the place the consecration of 4 religiousrite.-Har- per's Bazar.. ' • A Correspondent mixes metaphord a little when he: writes of politicians 41 They stand at the Goyerninent crib, with an axe to grind,"--/sfese York Tribune. • • " Oh, girle, pow° and aee the- walking match And When they got to thewindow all they -saw Was a sliver Of, it dna& with it red bead. • And. Only One. e Utah in knocking loudly for admission into the union. Nothing shoeld avail except a ticket bancribed.. at'Were Artemtat Ward's. free pusses to his lecture 'on'the •Uormond, Admit bearer and one wife."Teras , SY/tirsos. • A Montana paper recently centained this remarkable notice: Mr. Charles Johnson and Miss Fanny West Wm Married by the Rey: S. Hills On Wednesday, So fat. no trouble has resulted,: and those. best informed as to the situation 114 there will be Witco • The next day the editor .apolo. &led and explained ,that part of an item regarding an incipient strike had got into. • • ' . . A Preacher Holds the Fort. • • Rev. 3. G. Owens, pastor of church at r Cornwall, Wales, was , given by his con- gregation a three months'. notice to quit. The time expired one Saturday evening, but the pastor barricaded himself in/hie pulpit and hold the fort All that night and most of the following day. For two hours-, on Sunday he preaohed to his congregation while they drowned his words by hymns sung at the top of their voices. At last the preacher marched out of the church with the honor's of war, under. the protection of ' the police. vlv a's **. • 7; s • • #9 ROA A.4ed ,140v• • Papa lseverely)-Did yon ask mamma it you ould have that apple? Three-year-old 'Cyclone -Yee, sir. Papa -Bo careful now. ask natiminai if she says yen didn't ask her I'll whip you for telling a story. Did' you ask mamma? • Oyolones-Truly paps,. I asked,her. .•(A pause!). She 'Paid I couldn't have it. Gloom at the Hub. Young Bostonian (to servant)-" Is Miss • ;Waldo in: 2" Servant-" Yie, god; but rihe is that sick she can't see anybody." Voting Bostonian (alarmed)-" Is it .posei. ble ? Has she been ill long ?" Servant- ' ' Iver since the neWei came about Misther, Soollitan, sotr, -New York Sun. , • An innocent:Wink. L Fearing that some woman may sail in upon us and give•us a cowhicling,,we will, explain : The Winking and blinking of our rigbt eye goes on oftentimes when we ate , net aware of it, caused by it recent spell -and a long,one, toe -of neuralgia in that ram?a,ber.-.---13ronleood (Oa, ) .1,?eperrter. •-"•-17.factannt :Everrsley is the 'oldest British . peer Ile is ge, and hid %antithesis in this re;earpeeaia t oist,he Dtike of Albany, who is only 3 . • ' .