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• .014 merchant, in thine hour of eee.;
If on this paper You ,should'Bee.
And leek for something to ap-PPP
- Your yearning for greenback vvv,
• Take our addee and be yyr '
Go Straightway out and advert -iii;.
, find the project of some UULI;
• Neglect quo Offer no 13*-4(le
Be wise at once, prolong your cl-ttaer--- •
A silent ,basinese Soon d.klit. •
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— 0
wel 1 1-Youvilt never repent -it ;nothing
more wise can a business man do.
Stick to, this motto, and never forget it : Adver.
• tise well—it will pall you safe through.
Advertise well 1 Do, net think what 'twill cost
.
on; pliblishera' bills are but fdends in
.
isguiss. •
-How do you know whet ybur caution has lost
you? Would you be wealthy, you must
, advertise. •
. •
,
flvertise ! though business be waning.
Tthase whd spend freest must win in the
Upand be doing ! • No need for complaining •
aet for yourself and be your own friend;
, _
• A.dvertiSo • well All lanes have a , turning;
nettling pays better than paper and ink;
Thousands who daily this motto are spurning
• 'find that it brings themto bankruptcy's
.; brink. . •
—Yonkers (NT) Gaset(e.
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'1flLzzardi ilard on smoicers: •
One of the coldest days recently, •pedes-
Y*rfans on Clark street stared in amazement'
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at a big man who shuffled ,along apparently
• nearly overcome with heat. He carried an
,
enormous coonskin coat on his arm, his big ,
. ,
.,. fur cap was pushed book from hisforehead;
his coat was unbuttoned; and the perspire-
, tion stood in beads on hie brow: He was
'looking anxiously at the store windows, iis
if in search of something that he'd got to
s'y . have, and have right off. Along about
/..:4•••',:i'ireehington street he gave it up as a bed
lob, and tackled a shivering Chicagoan who
was hidden in a fur cellar, and was trying
to keep from freezing to death. .
" Say; 'stranger he remarked 'feebly,
• wiping his forehead with the back of his
. hand, kin ye steer Me ,onter sOmethin'
coolin'—soda water or seoh like? I'm
clean done up with the heat."
. The Chicagoan was too much astonished
to reply and stared:blankly at the speaker.
" What's 'the matter with this here durn
town,: anyhow ?" continued .the big man,
taking Off his cap and unbuttoning his
.04,Xeu,t ,; all the zed& **ter inasheens is done
.,,,:t4m111:NizprinAtettlicoptperetim'cantn ifkin find
iTuuthiOl.i.-ats.azarink."...61,:doemider:::lei'ed
'think fideltliet
" got weather 1" broke in the other man.
"For the Lord's sakeman; it's five
below!" •
GOSII! is it that ?" said "the big
man,. mopping his face and moving into
' the shade; • .
" Where'd :you Come from, anyway ?"
Asked the Chicago •maii hien awed tone.
"Dakota—an'in the • last blizzard I
Oh, I see," said the Chicagoan, "been
pretty'cold up your way lately; and you
• ain't need to our mild climate."
4‘ That's it, that's it," responded- the
Dakota man, *awing himself up .with
conscious pride. " Why, in the last blizzard
• 'twos so cold I didn't have a smoke for
near a week." '
" How's that 2". asked his hearer.
"Cigar freeze while you ,were smoking 2".
". Oh, no; but it took a dteam, grindstone
four days to light a niatek
Tribune.
. No Shop Oils in cube., •
.One class . you will . mise in Cuba—hot
only inshops, but everywhere else—ie .tho.
women workers. Themost sensible ancl.
often.7the .handsoMetat of wOrtien can be
. found occupying places of trust in Ameri-
can mercantile establishments and Mime
In all. Havana but one , place is ' notified
where white *Omen are employed.This is
- at a Modiste's-on- Calle• de Obispo; and
these aree scraggy lot indeed; Women in
Cubs-are_ladies;.waslierwainen_or• demi-
monde. ' Shopping is done by the fair,
senoras or senoritas in the afternoon, and
. one will then , Centainly see beautiful
women. They ere neither flippant or trifi-
ing in their purchases, as in some countries.
No saleaman *Mild dere gossip With them;
suggest' for them, orchattingly enter uptm
discussion of their affairs.
Nor do they in-
form shopkeepers of their Own or their
neighbors' intentions.. They seem to knew
• ' just what. they • want and go . straightway
• and:get it. The turnouts are very' gay;
' thousands of women'ineet, mingle and pass
gr t'nge•-• but there seemd to he's general
u
fe
astanding here that a shop is not, just
.th 'placein which ladies : should entertain
one another.t-Aligung Atiqs.
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In Neu Gwynne's Old souse :‘ .
. " Mr. John Ponder, the. "cable king" of
- England, who lies- juet been knighted by
' the Queen, is well known in America
• through trivet over 'here and the !splendid
• hoSpitality he has extended, to •representa-
-: tive Aniericans, at home, , Sir John's town
house is one of the. Oldest in London, and
• was built for Nell Gwynne by Charles II:
• It had a castellated front and A courtyard;
•
which you enter through a, little door in a
• . great stone wall. ,. The back of . the house is
smothered in ivy and faces on Green Park.
• -7-Philadelphia ,Ilews?_; ., . •
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Cross -Eyed.:
• • A- " - ' '
• tlemttn entered street car with,
Onetb looking • forward and the, other eye
• • loor nowhere in . particular, ,When a
. rattail boy exclaimed :, - . •
• '..."..0h;.niamme, jet? see that man's oyes.
.13e's looking out of both sides at once." • ,
" Hush, hush; Johnnie. Hew Often nand
I telt you not to notice a ,man's infirmitiem
, lEfe's cross-eyed:"
The little fellow was silent for A 11:161nent,
• •and then softly inqtfired•,.
"But, Mamma; ant I :Cron -eyed when
' .1. -'in cross ?"—Detroit Free PreSa. .. '
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Long 'Olotika are , made in a loose ,shape
; that follows the outlines of the . figure in a.
,graceful fashion, ' and . is also more com-
fortable than the closely ;fitted garments.
•'There are but four forms' in these cloaks;
..
two in front and two behind,making a
•: stioque.likegarment, and the sieeVes Are
• Out with long points.. .•. . , • .
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Thonsands of blind or ws. were seen in
the WoOaS• and fields hear Obotteriacgo
reeently.rand people had no difficulty in
"approtiehing and seizing.thein. - No one
• knows what caused their blindness. A
' ;similar ,phetuniienett was oberved ,there
• three yeareage, when so, many blind crown
woke seem around tho 'city that the ground,
was black Withthem, and thoutiends, of
-them died Of Otervation. •
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THA-Mq• .44.144 ll:!NDEItt WAX.A14;"
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'40,w.Pvins Whinge 4x.e. Prong* up ..14rfOn
Ocean's ;Depths,
Americans have Made a number
im-
provements on the apparatue.. used' on .the
obogengAre*pettitiou.foraeop atm explora-
tion, says the WaShington Star.. 'TO .send
down •Wdredge, or net to the bottom, and:
.1144 itniiaggo was the, work of .a whole•
day en, thachoicogo:"., and then if the net
did noCliappeeter Strike the • bottein right
it would come .the, 'surface ,' eniptYBy
-
thew° of wire .esibie•-alid improved appar-
atus for winding tte, Albatross party can
tuoe two or three hanloti, #0, • 4.4404er.
Agesasia devieed,a,.new beamtreWi net that,
w ould; never miss fire, or eocoinstrrictedthat
on whichever •Side, it pillit wow.. do ,effacg
five. work: Su& a net As lowered from the
vioaelinto the Rea. TO the linektattached,.
an apparatus thdt gives when.
the net rettohest bottom. • When this °oure.
more line is paid out to give full scope to
the, net. Along the fineat regular'
tepees are attaithed -weights that lie at the
bottom. When all is reedy the' steamer is
slowly :beaked until• tb0.- net has been,
dragged a dietence of a quarter of 0, mile or
more over the bottomof the ocean; The,
weights along the line keep .the cable dOWo
against the bottom for some distance, ahead
of the net, so.. the.. netis dragged lying :get
en, the floor of the sea. , When thenet is:
hauled up it is sure to 'contain. some .fieli
from the bettora..• Who net has a mouth Or
opening like Alc,. inverted gone of an eel Pot,
taithat- ash'oasily find their • way in; but
once in cannot 401 their. way mit,. ..Ctoce,
trientilly fish . brought to. the stir:ace...Shia
way will be still: tremulous :with life, but
meet, of themare•as deed.aa e..fish'ettn be,
as cieed as a Man would be if tome 'fisher-
man on the moon casta net to :theearth
and dragged him up into 'the Oxlip •spaces
above our :atmosphere.- .Some of these
&bee aro. brought tip' from: a, distance of
three. miles. The '• Challenger • Optirod.
specimens from e depth of • .0,900 fathoms.
The deep sea dredging parties of the Unite
States Pish Commissionhave gotten. speci-
menafrom a depth. of 2,940 fathoms.. 'These
deep Sea fifth are many of them bizarre, in
appearance... •Orie thing •contrary • to the
fairy tale notions of the Flea depths is that.
there • is., no •,great variety or :brilliancy •
' colors:
is attributed.. to the ithseitoe of•-snnlight
The 4000 are ;generally 'dark brown •or,
Meek:. or a silvery 't,thite,..,..'71.111Mcofidnerilk
development.. of their organs.... There.. ere'
some of them with huge heads' and. little
bOdies.;, others with tiny'ekulls, but MOittlia
so huge. that •,the lower ..jeW seems to be
pivoted •in • :their' ..stomachs; „ . some with •
greet . tigerish -looking teeth,; donde • 'with,
inintenseround eyes; 'others. with. little .pin
points of -eyes and otherd with no eyes at
all. .All Of ,these.fish, and 450 .'ionas....haVe
beenfound and described by tho scientists
Of the Fish Commission; hey° long • Latin.
mimes. It may be said to.:the .credit. Of the
fish that. they. are ..nOt. responsible for.. the.
names, as they .Were, contented to ,go with-
out names until -#143' -Fisk, Commission net,
brought thento tho surface. '
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Contagion of Yawning.
There has been an amusing disonesion
lately in Parte on the subject of hissing at
theatres.. It is interesting to note, that
an attempt made in the last century to put
a stop to the practice proved a disastrous
failure. The edict had hardly gone forth;
under the auspices of the chief of 'pollee,
when a first performance came off. A
gentleman who was addicted notoriously to
hostile dentonstraticiis weer " sandwiched,"
by way of precaution, between two agents
of the law and soon the curtain rose.
Every eye was directed toward the inveter-
ate delinquent • but, to the general sur-
prise, he eat :still without making a sign.
Ere king, he began to yawn, and soon the
two policemen toekto. yawning ,in sym-
pathy; ----,Their—neighhorli—unconscipusly-
fellowed suit, the contagion spread, and in
a short time .pit, boxes and galleries were
yawning as they had never . Yawned be-
fore. Even the actors, With their gaze
fixed on thepublic, could not resist the ex-
ample sot them, and the unlucky ' author
had the misfortune of hearing his most
telling 1' hits " lannohed forth amid a per-
fect ehorus of yawn's. The embargo against
hissing was .promptly removed, it. having
been found by experience that a return .to
the old system was infinitely preferable to
the new one inaugnreteabY the irrepressible
Chevalier de in Morliere, who made a per-
fect specialty of his demonstiatioris against
new plays at the Comedie' Francaise, and
had particularly distinguished himself by
the uproar he created at the first appear-
ance of Voltaire's "Tancrede."—St..Jamel
Gazette. • 1
Out of 'the Ordieary.
"Say, Jim," said Jobkinis ta his bibulous
friend, come into the office and I'll give
you a,drink of !something that is out of the
ordinary run." Entering, Jobkins !stepped
out for a moment ancrreturned with a glass
of clear -looking beverage, which he handed
to aim. , " Bali 1 That's water, ain't it 2"
said Jim in disgust. "Yes," replied Jobliind.
I drew it out of. the 'faucet—that's the
ordinary run, you know."
The Old Man's Assistance.
" Rernomber, .my '• said Uncle
James, as he gave Bobby a coin,,t" that if
you take care of the' pennies the dollen
will take 000 \of themselves."
• Bobby looked a trifle dubious. '
"1 do take care of the pennies," he re.
plied, " but as soon as they get tohe dollars
pa take e care of 'cm,"
Trying to Make a Meal.
Rich host (to poor relatian)—The duck
seenas to•bepretty much all , gone, James..
How ;would you like some of dressing 2,
Poor relation—That will do nicely, sir;
and if there is any left you might give me
a =tall piece' of the quack.
• The Palladium of Yankee Liberty. '
Boy—What is a crank, pa ? , •
re --4. crank is a man with one idea.
Boy—But suppose e men' has no idea it
all? What ishe then
Pa—A juror,my son.—Detroit Free Fresse
BA His Tongue and Bled to Death.
A terrible and fatal accident occurred, in
Union township to Floyd Hand, sen of Mr,
and Alre. John trend. The boy, who Was
but 9 years of age, was playfend received
a fall. His teeth 'penetrated through his
tongue lacerating it So that he 'bled in
death' in a dhort tune.—Cleratend Leader.
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leitom THE CORING VrEviroritkER.
Ito* the News or the. Day Will . Dead
`When JeuvenPnit 'With- a. Big "J
Prevails,
Murder.—We are informed on credible
authority that a Murder ticourred in this
pity last, week. Although* on general
prineiples we are opposed to Personalities
we Venture to give the names of the' par-
ties,.particiPating in the, affair; John
.8141tk, it is said, carefully disassociated
the head of Xr. John Doe from the body
with which it ' had been previously con-
nected, the act resulting in an extinction
of consciousness on the part of the latter,
and the almost immediate csesatiou of
animated activity,—in other words, Mr.
Doe expired --died, so to Speak. Although
apologizing ' for the personality, we make
bold, to say that such a murder as this is
culpable.; and though Mr; Smith, who
committed the cleea, polisessee Many
worthy traits of head and heart, we are yet
constrained to that this sped& act of
his is—with proper ; reservations for ag-
gravating oircumstancew—a reprehensible,
and, to a certain degree, an nnjustifiable
one. If thie language seems harsh or. un -
'feeling we shall be glad to apologize for it
in our neat issue. • ,
Piro.—The residence of Mr. lames H.
, peters; of Staten Bland, was burned to the
ground last night, and Mr. Peters and his
wife, with their four children, lost their
identity in the conflagration; and, in short,.
their separate individualities were annihi-
lated by the chemical activity of the com-
bustion. They were, to use a vulgar, phrase,
"burned up,' and no trace of them as dis-
tinotiveis
has yet been discover-
ed.. It s said that the conflagration was
started by Mr. Elihu J, Jones because
Peters refused him (Jones) the loan of his
(Peters') hatchet. We do not wish to speak
with undue severity in the matter, but we
do venture to say that this not of Mr.
Jones, if it does not Merit the Severe- term
af misdemeanor, yet certainly was an indis-
orption. A young man like Mr. Jones
should beware of beginning life With such
escapades, Comparatively . innocent and
harmless though they May seen'', It is
these 'little things whiph gradually lead on
and On until the hardened criminal will not
scruple to Contradict an editor or even
speakdisreepectfully of an alclerailm:
Accident.—A train Of cars was precipi-
449.d 'Yesterday ,--from the olevated, tracki
laze infilltiltikeitiqartaMMIWAtfirttresiti
ATte:thetedifftrynt-elltiltettlitrtszyperecimporz:'
ished. Of cotirieke hall • publish no
details of the event, as we are opposed to
cheap journalism. But We are much
pained to learn that several persons have
so far forgotten the first principles of good
breeding sato actually manifest an interest
in the affair.
Assassination.—We are informed that
the President Was instantly killed yester-
day by an assassin. Beyond this simple
announcement we shall not further alludo.
to the subjept. But we cannot speak too,
severely of the extreme vulgarity that has
been manifested inmanyquarters bylow-
toned and ill:Jiro& people who have evinced
a most :trivial curiosity to learn the details
of the vulgar affair. '
Elopement.—Tho wife of , editor of
t his paper eloped With the coachman early
last evening. We have been much dis-
gusted by the vulgar. curiosity of well-
meaning friends, who, strange strange as it may
seem, actually take an interest in the
event. Our long journalistic experience
has taught us never to inanifest,an interest
in anything.—Boston Blade.
Great Bridges. ,
The Tay. Bridge, which was destroyed
by the hurricane that memorable Sunday
night, Deo. 28th, 1879, was re,biiiit in, a
much stronger forth .and . opened last June,
six years After the engineer's plans were
approved. The Forth Bridge hasnow been
building more than five years. But the'
Iwo-bridges-aravery-disiiimiler:7-The-Tay-
Bridge, it is trus, its half -a -Mile longer than
the Perth Bridge.; on the other hand, it is
not mach More than halt as high, and is
simply a series of piers stretching across
the comparatively shallow estuary, whereas
the 'Forth. Bridge, owing to the muoh.
greater depth of the Water to be spanned,
presented .engineering difficulties far Mere
difficifit to surmount. Thatthese difficul-
ties are now in a fairway' to :be conquered
satisfactorily 10 • One :More feather in the
cap of the British engineer, and his help -t,
mate'the British constructor. Here are
few figures by why of comparison:
• Lefigth Greatest
.
(ft). span (ft).
Forth Bridge 8,091 1,710
Tay Bridge ' 10;780 • " 245
Niagara Bridge • 808 808 •
Landore Bridge „ 1,760%. • 110
Crumill Bridge. 1,800 • • 450
Britannia Bridge 1.511 '• 460
Brooklyn Bridge 13,808 1,600
Charing Cross Bridge'1,865 154
„IVestinuinter Bridge.,,1,160 ISO
'These are *Mit) of the mammoth bridges of
the world. I have not at hand pertioulars
of the. great Alexandra Bridge over' the
Chenali in India, besides which others like.
the Victoria, at Montreal, the Tyne Bridge,
at Newcastle; the. Albany" Bridge over the
Hudson Might be mentioned; but I believe
I amoorreot in Paying that the two great
arch spans of the Forth Bridge, . 1,710 feet
each, are beyond any open, hitherto.
attempted:: Each its 110 feet wider than
the central span of . the great Brooklyn
Bridge, and when I. point out that each
will be a good hundred yards wider than the
whole 'length of Charing Cross Bridge,
Londoners may begin to form; someidea of
their magnitude. To cross a space,half as
wide ageiriAS the Thames et a single leap
is ",ino sae bad," as the Eicciteh say. Two
of these leaps, and two others half as long,
represent the cantilever portion of the
Forth, Bridge., ,
•
• °tat Of the most ,ouriousof natural phe-
nomena is a boiling fresh water . spring
right in the Atlantic Ocean. This spring
is situs ted about seventeen Miles southeast
from ' S. Augustine, Florida, and about
four' &thee eat •froto the 'coast. Thedieme.
ter of the boil iS M3'4:flit fifty feet and it is so
forcible is to Maim it a difficult matter to
keep a gel td.siZecl ochooner on or near it:
The water is fresh, ahnost. drinkable.
Sonnclinge here been inadoin it, but the
'feral Of the water throws the lead Out one
side or aitqther.
A woman who livos at Plaza Teguesquito,
Pero:414a is reputed to be
107 yes.ra eia. She lived, alone in a Mall
adobe, dims her own houserk, is straight
asan strew, and MoVsS ahOt,t with eaten.
ishing eatie. lier hair retichs4 to her waist
and Is as *hit° as Imoive • •
.8UPRIWT4TION IN TORONTO.
Lady Who Bellevee that ,Dieeefse Can Re
Charmed Away by a ilangman's Rope.
"1 will tell you a peculiar thing," said
Governor Green, of the Toronto jail, to an
Empire reporter on Saturday, "It is about
the rope which was used to hang Bennett,
for the Murder of Hon.. George Brown.
AbOut, three years ago two ladies visited
the jail and inquiredlor me, I asked what
I could do for themwhen ono of the ladies
said: •
"Mr. Green, will you grant me a favor
" I certainly will if it is 'within my
power," I replied.
" Well," said the woman, "1 wish to
know if you have the rope that was used to
hang Bennett." I said ?rhad it: She said:
, I have a very dear' friend, dying with
quinsy, and I have heard that if I could
get a piece of the rope used to hang that
man and apply it to my friend's peck the
disease would be charmed away." I looked
at the woman in astonishment and I said
to her : . , • .
'I De you really believe what you say ?"
The woman replied with much fervency;
"Yes, I do believe it, Mr. Green, and my
friends also believe it. Please comply with
My request."
.1 said: Well, you shall have a piece of
the rope."
hunted up the rope and cut off a piece
by the knot, and gave it the woman. . She
'then hurried away , with her companion,
apparently very mu& 'bunted. I have not
yet heard' 'whether the charm worked or
not.
•
Stamptug and Embroidery.,
"Yes, Lizzie, I like to ae fancy work,
but I haven't felt like trying that pattern
—or anything else—for a week. • These
awful I dragging -down,' piling are just kill-
ing me:" I knowhow you feel, and 'I
can tell you where to look for. relief. Pr.
Pierce's Favorite Prescription is a certain
care for all those peculiar weaknesses and
distressing ailments. Why! it even cured
ma of prolapsus; andmany of my lady
friends have been cured of, various grave
maladies peculiar to oursex by this wonder-
ful medicine." Itis the only medicine sold
by druggists, under a .poditivo , guarantee
from the manufacturer% that it will give
satisfaction in every case, or money re-
funded. Read gue.ranteept bottle.wrapper.
<rtz•;_-_--7-zaczarlen:=Teurkr tretEuTi° °
-----4Mentgetktite-dtitstatiaeltaf7
and throw thoutiands , et Workmen, out of
employment, whom does protection protect?
—Louisville Courier4Toisrnal.' „
•Very Sensible Jens."' •
In Japan the old -school physicians: are
permitted to Wear only wooden . swords.
This is a gently sarcastic way of expressing
the 'opinion that they kill enough people
Without using weapon's. But the druggist
Who introduced Dr.Pierce's GoldenAledical
Discovery into the Empire carries a . fine
steel blade. • It was found that all who
tried this Wonderful- remedy for boughs .
Colds, consumptive tendencies, blood, akip
and liver troubles; were, without exception,
greatly benefitted.. The Mikado himself' is
said to have" toned up" his system by its,
use, and the :importer was therefore per -
miffed the exceptional honor of .wearing
the sword of the nobility. .
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Unfortunate Self-justification.
'Ho—Will you allow me to , accompany
you.? She—Sir; you perhaps think—Ho---
But now, really, de, I leek 'as though I
thought •
, Do not Think for a jioneent
that catarrh will in time wear ord. The
theory is false. Men try to believe it beeane
it would be pleasant if true, , but it in , not
as all know. Do net let an acuteattack
of cold in the head remain unsnbduea..It
iiittreatarrh; You can
rid yourself of the cold and avoid all chance
of catarrh by using Dr. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy. If already afflicted rid yourself
of this troublesome disease speedily by the
same inearts. At all druggists.
Understood the Case.'
Mother—Why, my dear, you don't seem
a bit happy: - ; • • , . .
Recently married .danghter..--I am &bent
as happy as most wives, I „
"Doesn't Your husband treat • you
Oh, yes.; in a humdrum sort of Way:
He's a very ordinarY; every -day sort, of . a
" Oh; well, ray dear, gide Can't empect to
be pirated' brides in this practical age, you
know."
" I suppose So." • • ' / •
"No. I know what the matter is. You
need eiceitement. Get a , serIrent girl. —
Omaha World. '
*hat it Will Do.:
Polsen's NEIlvmnin; the great pain cure,
never fails to give prompt relief in the
following complaints: 'Sprains; bruises,
cuts; tic -douloureux, rheumatism; spinal
pains, neuralgia, toothache, lumbago,
sciatica.. Bay to -day at any drug: store
a 10 -cent sample /bottle and test it in any
of the above complaints.. It nerr
for Nerviline is composed of the their pow-
erful pain -subduing remedies in the world.
Get a bottleat any drug store; You will
be made happy. Ten and 25 cents a 'bottle.
A Pauper's Savings.
,
..At a meeting of the Birslem and Wel-
Menton ,guardians, England, held at the
former town, the relieving officerstated
that upon searching among the effects Of
Hannah Lee, who has just died at the age
of ,76; for some linewin which to wrap her
body, 2.120 was focata .in gold, tied up in
rags. The old woman had been receiving
paroohiel relief for hinny years.
• What Bothered
Gentleman (who has recently married a
widow)—Smith offered Me his -warmest
congratulations to day, my deer.
Ex -widow (Sfirprised)—Why, I thought
that Mr. Smith was one of your 'bitterest
enemies? • '
Gentleman—He is, and that'sjut)* what
bothers mo. .
• GrssiLowiG is an ,art nearly 4,000 years
old, perhaps older; yet there has never
been an& device discovered to take. the
place of the human lunge in the blowing.
Bottles, however, are blown With a meld
and mechanioal bottom.. '
A
A
The Month of Col,.
A physician in the Ahterfoss Afaitztlyi
describes February as the time of saturnalia.
of Math!. He advises extra effort to guard
the spew between a man's coat collar and
hat brim. Beneath this expose:IBMs lies
the eerehre-spinal axlo, whence Proceed ^
the nerves that govern both heart and,
lunge. The face is supplied with -blood-
vessels twice as plentifully as the neck
enabling it to resist"external cold in that 0
proportion. For diet in February he
advises fatty -food and fresh lettuce and
spinach, anti-seorbutics, which should be
eaten iree13%
.AT-
A1LS
YOU?
Do You feel dull. languid, low-spirited, life-
less, and indescribably miserable, -both phyisi.
cally and mentally ; experience a sense of
fullness or bloating after eating, or of "gone -
netts," or emptiness of stomach in the Morn-
ing, tongue coated. .hitter or bad taste in
mouth. irregular appetite,. dizzinesa, frequent
headaches, blurred eyesight, 'ilioating woks"'
before the eyes, nervous prostration or ex-
haustion. irritability of temper, hot flushes, .
alternating with chilly sensations, sharp,
biting, transient pains here and there. °Oki
feet, drowsiness after' meals, wakefulness, or
disturbed and unrefreshing sleep, constant.. •
indescribable feeling of dread, or of impend-
ing calamity?
It you have all, or any considerable number
of these symptoms, , you are suffering- from
that most common of American Maladim--
Bilious Dyspepsia, or Torpid Liver, associated
with Dyspepsia, or Indignation. ' The more
complicated your disease has become, the
greater the number and diversity of Symp.
toms. No matter what stage it, has reached.
Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
will subdue it, if taken according to direc-
tions for a reasonable length of time: If not
cured, complications multiply and Consump-
tion of the Lungs, Skin Diseases, Heart Disease,
Rheumatism, Kidney Disease, or other grave
maladies are quite liable to set in and, sooner „
or later, induce a fatal termination.
Dr. Pierce's Golden
cOver3r acts powerfully upon the Liver, and
through thatgreat blood -purifying nrgan,
cleanses the system of all blood -taints and lin-
purities, from whatever cause arising It is
cequeit4
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vaysv•mid.44.1thereexcretaryttor.,„Paner,....c.ktanlili
ittehgthnniligilatiddicalingretkatrAtsca,VA%
anAmicthmg, lorstprativextznicAlt vranotes-
digestion and nutrition, thereby building up
bothfiesh and strength. In malarial districtn
this wonderful mefficine has gained great -
celebrity in .curing Fever and Ague, Chills and
Fever, Dumb Ague, and kindred diseases:
, Dr, Pierce's Golden I7ifedi6a1
CURES ALL IRWIN:1E1So
froip,v conine011 Blotch, or Eru_ption, to the
wo.:-;t Scrofula. ' Salt -rheum, "Fever -sores," ,
:inaiv or Rough Skin,in short, all diseases
caused by, bad blood • are conquered by, this "
pewerful,purifying,_and invigorating medi- •
cine. Great Eating Ulcers rapidly heal under •
its benign influence. • Especially has it Mani-
fested its potency in curing' Tetter. EOZOITIR, /
ErysipelasyBoils, Carbuncles, Sore-Eyea-Scrof-
i
ulous Sores, and Swellings, Hip -joint -Disease;
" White Swellings," 'Goitre; or Thick Neck,
and Enlarged Glands. , Send ten cents in :
stamps for a • large Treatise, with eolored
plates; on Skin Diseases, or the same' amonnt.•
for a Treatise 013 Scrofulous Affections.
'4011. THE 1/3LOOID IS THE LIFE.".
Therough1V cleanse it by using Dr. Pierce's ,
Golden. Itiodical Discovery; and good
digestion, a fair skin,' buoyant spirits, vital
strength and bodily health will be established.
•• CONSUMPTION,
which is Scrofula, of the Lungs; is arrested
and cured by this remedy, if taken in the
earlier stages of the disease. ' From ith mar-
velous power over this terribly fatal diseatte.•
when first offering this now world -famed rem- •
edy to the public, Dr. Pierce thought seriously
of calling it his " CUNSUMPTION CURE,' but
abandoned that name as too restrictive for
a Medicine which, from its wonderful com-
bination of tonic, or strengthening, alterative,
Or blood -cleansing, anti -bilious, _pectoral, and •
nutritive properties, is unequaled, not. only,
as it remedy,_,fer_Consumption.--but:for-all •
.Chronie Diseases of the , •
Liver, Blood, and
• ,
Forneni WeakIsitoSniattillng ofasal atioetk seer::
chitlat Asthma, Severe Coughs,and kindred *
Affections, it is an .efficient remedy._ N._
SoId by Druggists, at $1,001 .or Six Batten -
f,r)itr r5titnu.d. ten. cents In atunps for Br -
book on Consumption. Address,
World's Dispensary Medical Association,
.663 tilain SI,, ISIJETALO. N. Y.
D ,N L.' ' se.
1)VESTWARD $0! An in bearch
hornet; ' the
West should subscribe for the Wind Ritter
Mountaineer, published berni-weeklir at Ltutder
Wyoming. Stibscription $2.50 per annum.
,A NY PERSON,..DESIRING TO
13— borrow money May do Do it loan is pro
perly secured by a life Insurance policy issued .
by any good company. Easier terms than any
ono else loaning money this 'way. Addres0
Henry Brooks; 34 Church st., New York city.
ismosisisms'
Metchants, Butchers'
AND mnamEREI GENERALLY,
We want a GOOD MAN M your lodality to nick.
CALFSKIN'S
For tui. Cash furnished on satisfactory guaranty'
Addresa 0. S. PAGE, Hyde Park, Vermont, U.
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I here positive remedy for tin above disease ; by Its '
thounsuds of eases of the worst kind sto along standing
hare bean mired. Indeed, so strong 71y, faith In Ito
eMcaey, that I send TWO BOTTIJIS .. together
with VALUABLR TREATISE on this atss44* to sap
setarer. Obro sapless And P. O. adders*
BranolIODine,37 Yonget3t4Tonsta
TI4F enlItfiv prcir rtsiFND
tOURE FITS !
tih.. I say cure 1 d6 nt Mean Merely to stole them AAA'
tlroo an4 then here, thorn return, again., I Moen 4 redligil
Corp. 1 Mir/if/tido the disease of FITE, EPILEPSY orPALIo
INGIROKNESS life.long Whirant irrITTO31M7'
MI °two the woret essos.1 Reestso othere.,hkre MOO ft nce-
remon for not nor/ receiving* etre, Pend at One* for *
erectly). nada Pree Bottle of mi InfeIltid retedy., 01,*
Express end Post Ogles. Iteoets you' nothing 'kis* triefo
and ; will etre yiedy' A4.11,68. 138. 11.0. .
Brandi Oleo; 37.Toilla Slit:Toronto.-
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