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The Young Ilarrieter• •
AA loon as I put roy shingle out I waited for
„ many a nay
Ms try .and rope some, client in who'd ask my
, advice and .ay;
But the few who came were ever 'the same, for
They Votiullr llco Witl:11111.4iletell:tid pronounce, it
vise, but never would pay a cent.
At Zenith I had an, lo accident': ease. An humble
fhipporting himself with the aid of a crutch ;.1313,
„ was seedy and gaunt and lame;
• He Paid the ineebinery ill a Mill bad broken hia
ribs auctleg. •
And now he wee forced to give up work, and was
even compelled to beg. ,
r sued the corporation, and -the JOT wero. solid
for me; .
'recovered& handsome verdict, too -lust about
,paift my fee;
,60, in dealing withcorporations, if yeti, have a
chance, to sue ,m,
Be sure, and apply,tinsparingly the 'maxim—
' sce et teem ,•
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Idstest; Seettleh New.
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client came,
• .
Mr. Samson Foie O; Eefounder of the
Leeds Forge 'Company. in England, has
given e donation of 480;000 to the Royal
" *College of, Meek), • ' ' • • '
• & marriage has been arrangedbetween
a daughter of Mr. Duncan Darroch, of
••Torridon ,and the lion. Gilbert 'Coleridge;
youngest son of Lordeloleridge.
It is announced that Sir eleorge. Bal-
four, M. P. for Kincardinesbire„ will retire
at next election, but for the present no
other candidate has been chosen in his
, place. . • •
The late Mr. Herdman, R. A., who
was in his, 09th, year, ie !survived by •a
widow and four sons, One Of ' his - Bone,
• Duddingston, has recently taken it geed
position as an artist:
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• Towards the 425,000 needed for the eon -
„tem, plete:d, restorationof Dunblane Cathe-
dral 4,13,500 has already been guaranteed;
• of which' amount one anonymous member;
• of the congregation his promised 410;000:
The workingmen's MeMOrial to the late
Mr. Mackonothie, of London, ' is to be
'.orecited on the spot in Argyllshire where he
died, will be a cairn of Bums* having a fiat
stone in front with.a crops and an inscrip-
tion. e: • , •
. Rote A Cumming, of • 'Forfar, • believes
that Sabbath desecration • and football
. matches have ecnneithing to do with the
deeieltee of .the” SustentatioriT'und.• Foot-
eAnilletseneweiresOeed da„.cn;hie cepinionte. se
eineseeklexem t
1,iaiaiYaS4-34:ig•U***Cra."CgicLL-
-tsia u1. elected by the ciiiiittore 01 Edin-
burgh Uniyerdity to the Chair of Soots,
• — Law; vatiated by, the resignation of -Profes-
sor Macpherson. • Mr. Rankine is a native
••of Ayrshire, being the son of the lite Rev.
Dr. Rankine, of Sorb, who was Moderator
Of thiegerrerstfAlleeinbly for 1883. • •
• it having been pointed out trethe Tem&
Conine' of Edinburgh that Dieu :of the
• historic monuments and •• tombstones in
Greyfriars' 'Churchyard had been illciteed.
to tall into a state ofdecay; the Oomicil on
Monday vieited the 'churchyard to ttecertien
. tbeir•exaot condition. Atra result of their
examination they decided that unless some
tepis taken to preserve them the lettering
wilL•in
the' eintlptured beauties will be destreye'd.
A.part 'ugly, it was resolved, in the first
piece, to advert* for perions.interestedin
the reolerAerits..; and if there len° eepposise,
it is understeesi that the Ootthail itself will.
take the•mitteein hend. It is also Bug.
gested that tablet shouldbe erected to
mark the graves of tho father and sietee of
Sie Welter Scott.
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P._,. ., • .
oly WHY to Pend lik kqm . r
:A. young worrian, physician who practices
s,
in EngleWood Leila of a queer casein sur•%.
• gory which she heard of a few weeks ago,
.
or rather envie of nioist . untomel surgical
• itesithient for e.conenon injury. A young
man had siiffered a•lall from the Cars, and
on examination it was found that two of
hie ribs had been: broken,' •The doctor Who,
was called to the' case—a Min doctor, • by
' the way—told thepatient'is mothertoreake
a big howl of meeli and milk; and towiaie
the•wourided man- to at as Mitch Of it Rohe
.ontild possibly hold. Thio was done, and
then the doctor told •the wondering mother
, hibrieg .him oneef her old Porsche : the
•... /ergs* one she had.. The good, Woman
'e blothiegly obeyed, and stood by with belg-
:, ing eyes and watched the . dootor put. the
• pelmet oti hufPatienti • and draw the strings
.comfortably tight. " Keep 'the boy filled
.i.vith mush and milk all night, if . pps,silde ."
e the doctor's ireenction, as he packed
his traps to go away, "and be sure that
. the wireet stings don't ,gee any looser than
• -they • are now. . I'll cone , again in ' the
. Morning," 'The. next •clay, the ingenious
;Medical man deelared that the broaen ribs
'Would soon be knitted. well together again;
•: and that • they were growing as revs and
• straight as .you please. "Tho niush arid
: Milk on the inside end the. cored on the
outside is whet aid „the busieets," he said.
—Chicago. Herald, " • '
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. The keneure et Iinaginattoui
Hard coal is worth' 448 a ton ,in Los
"Angeles, Cel., ,and if it Were not for the warn
_endglowlogimegiliationef_thietnenthe
are laYing off suburban lots on the out
ekirte of the' city 'and -gupplying the East
with facet pertaining to the olitnate of
houthern California many a poor tamily in
that place Would staffer from cold.--Chica go
A case of transfusion is reported ' from
, . the neighborhood of Alresford, Hampshire'
Ertglend• The wife ni a laborer had , for a
considerable time past been Buffering from
a disease which had, reduced her almost to
;skeleton, weakens; being of no avail. liar
medical attendant, Mr. Marcus Ensteee on
beingeentrathed one finidnight, found 'her
• in a einkieg, state. As a last resource he
• extracted four omelet" of hlood..frpm hit
. own bod and 'nee tecl it into that ethie
petient. e, operation Was success u
and the Wontan is now in a fair Way of
recovery.
It is not,gerierelly known that the reesoo
%air rends when • wound oii. a hot iron is
that the Moisture on the side next the ken
being eVelierated by the heat; the cello' in
that part approach each Other more closely,
• and this ' shrinking of 'ore; side, censete. the
bend or curve. , • • ' '
,
Oengregsman Nelson. Diegley, of Maine,.
has bewitching the We ebiegton
44 how we get up it neWspaper"," Dub it
will strike some youtig editors that ,ti lecture
en the, art of beeping,a newspaper from
.4 Oleg up" would do more geed, •
BlaPOING THE PPEANNEL,
A Plan te.. Connect Itegland and stone.
by Civet Iron. rathwaY•
As e Proof of the interest, Whielt French -
Peen tithe in the 840004 Of the channel tun-
nel scheme, every few* eehuff which it en-
countersis the signal for the renewal of e
therms of groans and vithperatiOn tn this
side of the Witter- The tunnel project, how-
ever, is doomed; and, Meanwhile, another
plan for the comfort of the travellera44 the
development of trade between the two
countries is behlg studied. It is; the reverse
side of the medal. It trains are not to
speed between England and Fronde via
the bowels of the earth, why should they
not steana along in mid-air, independent of
wind and wave? Peed not Meted you
that this is scarcely a model idea, but it is
returning to the front and. a company is to
try to oarry it through if the fates be pro-
pitious. The bridge is intended to start
from Ambleteuse, on the French coast,
runfiihg almost due north to Folkestone, e
distance, of about • twenty-two mike.
Rising about thirtyllee feet from the sea,
level, and supported ette.piere each fifty-five
yards by thirty yards in breadth, planted
at intervals of 600 yields. from each other,
it would be cenetrueted of solid iron; would
be thirty.hve yards in width, midweek'
have four railway lines, ,with paths for
.vehiclee, andpedestrians—,.Shipe provided
with the highest masts would he able to
sail with ease under the bridge, and the
risk of vessels coming into collision with
the •piers would he averted by 'electric
lights, fog-hores, belle, and a liost of other
apparatus. • .Admiral Clone, formerly Min-
ister of Marine, is enthusiastic) over the
idea, and in a conversation which he has
just had with a representative of a Padden
contemporary he hag expressed the opinion
that the scheme is thoroughly practicable.
Be roeets the Objewion,.from the military.
point of view the bridge might be a source
of peril to Englenti by proposing that at
each end of the gigaetio • viaduct a swieel
bridge 'should be provided; vviliehon the
first symptom of . alarm could be swung
open on either. side; thus inemediately.
putting a stop to all conimunicetion..When
all the panic) was . over the inviverbridge
could he swung back into its old position
in a trice,—,London Telegraph:
• Bow It Illappened.
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....Akhinher.,Whetedegetust ,h 'given:a.
„zelheeeteatteextfeliedleledturigkom_ithe,
peewee; 'the impileidesilateit'hoeheiseif;
clear vi'ater: and bottles of eseepy .water, as
woll as•indesoribable, (Sponges and rags of
all degrees of hrimidity and unpleasantness,
and the confusion Baia noise attendant upon
•the frequent Washings of hem slates 'dur-
ing school hours, that the felt herself
obliged to forbid in most positive ten:clothe
washing of any slate by any scholar except
at recess time. Happening to glance' down
the middle aisle the following morning, she
spied a 'child evidently. washing her slate
quietly but 'moist' thoroughly.' .Quick 'asea
flash the teacher Was at her side, and,hold-
ing up the, stets; to the view, of theschool,
sale ; • : ,
" Annie, did I not forbid Ion all to wash
yoririlitteilice-ohbol UMW r '
Yee, nisesene'bilt did not . wash Ply
elate.- Illy .sponge is in my desk.". '
"Not wash your • slate, Annie? Why, it
is drippingwette,Did-any one else wash it?"
"No, ma'am; I didn't either." -
• , "If •you did not wash it; Annie, what did
ycin do with it 7" • . . • •. .
• "1 only rubbed it off with my dry rag."
." Hew comee it to be so wet, then, if you
only rubbed it Off with your drytrag ?"
•" My dry rag was wet," was the naive re-
ply.—Harper' Bazar, , • •
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THE ONLY leethe4rele MAYOR.
HOW She, Wits Elected *44 Ilrla7 'Ohs Fall 111O *ather-lo-LAW that fiBahY Ballthof"
to Pleaao 00.440. POOPIOPt • Narrowly EsesPed•
mayors are nle geed," said the IlfanY It eon& e.torY is told of 4141 PeIPP•
ix -City Marshal of ,Argenia, Kan. "Why, bell, the pioneer iron' mann/attempt the
Mrs. Salter has just jailed. Argonia. I need tanr,ing Rook Iran region, of Ohio , whose
to have a hotel there and was the City daughter, Miss Oahe:stied Charlege:rbeeetle
Marshal, but I couldn't stand it, so I just for breach of ,proroise. The old gentleman
scooted, and T. expect to 'blame for her is a plain man, who dose not understand
election; too,
"You know she Wasn't lierninated in loY jtellaenwe "taronfeBer to thaPes'iln. PeeXefte, rbsio°arddelnloitri.
of the conventions. About 9 o'clock' on When his daughter, li&he William Means,
leotioh day all no boys were feeling gay WAS married, the wedding was a social
and agreed' to meet at a hall and nominate event of great moment in southern Qhio.
a•oaodidate to, knock out Wilson. ' Jack It Wag!, fashionable affair, and o'clock in
Ducker—he is the toughest Man in the the evening was the time set. for the core -
place and the undertaker—got up in the mony. The head of the /lenge watched the
ineetin' and nominated Urge Susanna preparations with misgivings, and was told
Madera Salton for Mayor, and the nomirta for some sufficient reason that his daughter
then was made unaniMputs: We rushed was to he married earlier in the. day.
into the streets and coniirienced to workfor- Accordihgly, was all ready for the event
our candidate.. At noon her husband came by 2 o'clock, and waited impatiently hie the
to as and begged ue to quit the racket, wedding party to appear. When 8 o'clock;
amyl& it was an insult to his wife. • We which was usual bedtime, arrived, his
wouldn't do it, and the voters commenced patience was exhausted, and he decided to
to come our way in clusters. We got full of retkef notivithstendieg the fact that his
whiskey and.. enthusiasm, and at 4 o'clock houses; was full of guests. going to • his
every one was votin' for our candidate. apaitment, which had been given up to the
Well. you know as bow she was elected. ladies for a toilet room,, he pushed' aside
We had a 'jollification, and When she took bonnets, hats, and wraps',, and crawled
her seat like a man all our fun, was bugled. into boa, and was soon sound asleep, re -
I sent up to Kansas City for some crab gerclless of what was going Oil 1a0WA stairs.
apple cider Just to please the. boys. She Whenthetime °One to give away the
heard of it and asked me to. stop it. You bride, her father couldn't be found, and
can't fight a' Woman and she the Mayor. that'park.of the ceremony WAS necessarily
Then I started a little poker room, more omitted. It was not until the guests were
for soonitulity than anything else. Ohio departing that he was discovered lying
were only ten cents. She heard of it and I amid the bonnets and wraps, • many of
'came to me and had to stop. Then the which he held ruined.
*druggist, before she was elected, used to •
keep blue grass bitters, lemon rye and ex-
tract of malt, and a fel: other things like
that: He don't do it notv. The Mayor
heard (lit. Then the two billiard rooms
were running. They're °lolled. up -now.
The Mayor don't think it islashionable to
push the ivories. That's the way it is with
everything.. I just couldn't stand the town
and so / dame up here," • o
"flhe's the only woman Mayor on earth,
is she not7 • . • '
• That's just what she is. 'Yoh ought to
eee-theelettersehegeteeforeign letters and
the like, askin' for her autograph, and
•askite her if it is true that 'she is the Mayor,
and all questions like that. When was
Marshal used to stat 'tinder her, ane
niany's the letter she hasthown me from
.0em.eareeetereemee.:
"Papa," said the -little boy, Psliow long
did it take Yoritci Write this book ?," • .
"Nearly it year, my boy." ,
",Did,you Work very hard -at it V.
"Every page has my heart's blood in it,"
—1"--Ainit-that-qeeerle-i-dpn't see-anYee---
" NO; you don't see . it. Nobody else
seented to, either."' • ,
-" Did you mekel.any- money- out, Of it;
papa?" • ' • • •
"Oh, yea (drearily). I Mae& 0250." •
' ",Is. that all'? • Why,theentpee &Lye that
John L. Sullivan Made tentirnestitit much
•ono night by knocking' another man
down a few timed. Why didn't you learn
to be a fighter? Or Why didn't you keep
saloon-?-4.-Therealoon=keepee's boy &Nemec
better's' I.do.", , . ••• '
Thelearita Serithine• of Work; -" The
World's Onward March, as Preyed .by
Retrospective glances And Aeaured by
Infalliblo, Signe," made reply. 'He
merely. emptied another that scuttle full of
the peeeicies voluines into the Stove for
fueleWent out into the raging storm and
walked up and down the lonely streets for
an hour, talking earnestly, and volubly to
himself in Sanskrit.--chiestge Tribune.
• Origin or Leatilrear•
•
. A correspondent Writing to the New York
World of the otaitom observed every fourth
year 01 permitting the fairer sex to assume
the rights and prerogatives appertaining to
their brothers during the remaining three,
pays " that a law.enaoted by the Parliae
ment,cif Scotland in 1288 is doubtless the
first statutory recognition of its existence."
The law is thus !voted "It is stetet and
ordeint that during the rano of Her Mast
Blessit-Magestie, ilk fourth year, known as
leap year; ilk meiden lady° of tenth high
and low Wait shall heti liberty' to bespeak
. ye Manithe likes; albeit, gif he refuses to
.tak hir to'be his .wyfe; he shall be mulcted
40 Ye summed ane dundig or Jewelled -his:
wind moit be, except and avriegif he mai2,
leitoweirethetrimidiAvtarkft--aa21..
. 0-4 illhttauMffircgaintelkez
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• A. Labor napiltsioner Robbed.
.11k. John Armstrong, a member of the
Labor Commission, got up iie•Montreal yes,'
terday a- poorer man by $400 than When he
eventto-bed-athislioteleiVedneediyeveining.
Althoegh he does not Bey much about bite
loge, it is learned that the unfortunate com-
miesionee supposed heel bolted his 'deer
on retiring, but •his pooketlegok had left
daring tbe :night, ' The pollee are on the
track Of therobher.
• A Natural Question.
It was between.the acts„and he had just
come in from the outside. I've•heen out
to get some fresh air,'"Kii)jild. "Indeed,"
shequeried, "why didn't yeti bring some
in to use , for breath?" He eat down
crushed and °Instead his eloVes in stern
silence.
• .4 Great Luxury.
Strawberries 'are $12 per quart in New
York city. This, in conjunction vrith the,
high price of fuel used in baking makes
strawberry shortcake 'a luxury that only
the Treat society actresses can afford to
enjoy.
Husband. •
•
• In Canterbury: Cathedral' 710 yeare. ago .
' . Thomas a.' H.e.eket'S SIMD.
, ••• Frtmhlin's philosophy.
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Themes 4,:,'.' Sackett was assassinated.. He, • • The sound of your hammer at 5 in, the
like Wolsey and ethers in later day* had Morning be at 9 ateight,heirdley a creditor:.
experienced the fickleneeisof princes' favora mitkes him easy sex Months 'singer, bet. if
He was K wonderfully gifted rostigendthere-ejle pees you. at abilliied table or hears .your
is no More interesting chapter .of English voice at etaverri, ,when you should be at:
history than thetwhich..describeelis life to. work; he sendarter, his bill -the next day,—
triumph' andArefeaff4MOtery and ',death, Franklin. • - ''''It k„..'" -"t: • .
bury; and his .ehrine wait a famous resort
He was canoe:lied lie St: Thomatof Canter! : The *.a. ,..i4ean, it-77"—tie ,i,einporailly, off, . :. •
before • Chaucer described it in "Canter- • Bismarck, as referee thaudienceh-eSorry
bury :Tales." it has been ;Said that his hi disappoint you, gen einell,'hut.the,fight
'remains. and shrine were hrinied by:Henry is off, and all bets, i're eawn. The belt
VIII. but recent reperte are as follows: , will remain for the. present in the bands. of
, "Thomas A' Becket's bones haveat test my friend here,' Me. Von Moltke.—Chicago
beetefoend in a 'iotighhewii ..atone' coffin Tribune. .. .1 ' • , , : ' . ' • ,
tinder Canterbury: Cathedral, .where hereto- • • •e•‘---0---
lore their existence was only .: legendary., .. Between the:libelee. • ,
Theekell is Well *peeved, and is said to Mies McCusker(of Cincintiati).—" I'm se
be magnificorit ie. (size and. proportions elle eledici see you, dear ;‘'end just in time for
'fact, one of the finest ever Seen. its crown the party, too." . Mimi Hinckley (of New
bears unmistakable marks. of a .ewerd out, York)—"I'm afraid I'm 'too tired to • diesi.
Which the chreniolere releeetook off the top pate. ..eileeiet., "This isn't : dissipation,.
I his sealp.'!' •• ' : ' • • ' ' •• • • chernamie; papa's, invited eeigral people
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- .• • ' you'll like to go over t� the. /eatery and .
e Ceindiet iinderstaed wonten.
. . . see them pack ,pork to-knorieVe."--4id-Bitie
The waselittle„...incident-ox.e.....eiblee - • ' - ',, . -....'.-,...'....-..'
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line cat • • sterday =ening that made all • in elreuliithmt' '
on beer& la h.' There wee Bath .a; tonoli , •
It • was, so told down in Main bet week'
of humor in *i. and so meth of ben:ran'
nature that t mirth .was se freeeand
epooteneouti meth - rippling mennur of a.
brook, The 'ear. ha jest stopped at the
. toeing conedenee, •, Priests' of Pallitellall; • d „a large;•genial
, de (to husband who had heard a ger- facel3 j°*f61.ki°d of
6 ilaa assisted aS'iladY
to alight. As. this ear • et ted • again be
mert)—" Well, dear, whet was the text?" hteeee eatheette eemere,e1 i , , ..
Hrisbairde--"eThSWord is the • trifle' or "Now, there gOes my 'wife to eee' Flaw:
something like that." ' Wife—" Was it a Jones tell her of .her faults." Th e after' . Wife:" tiow this, is the third tine() rye
geed sermeil ? " ' ., httisbind- The • first, .an. inapeessiee paint° ; "Yet 'When I '• to caught -yeti in the ,kitelien 'talking to the
half hour Was goes! enough,. but clear •rtealelkheecr Irefatahuelmuantaphresnitaentahewtoeitieenit.;itricale Cobli.11 • • , ' - i?,: ,, • . , .
:through the lattee, half he kept Staying :
One . weed -eel -ore, 'another Word,' ".bee gag city Ilinio, 1 . '. . : • ' • • . Wife -7" Well, the very next tired I catch
Hueband—" Yee, I-e•I, believe it is."
Word in tonclusitine' 'only a word' ,ntoree •y talkirig to the ;look I'll discharge -her
and Beene, until I didn't knoW, which Word , - Pun Or. Other panda. an . do the cooking I". ' : ' AT the 'Minted' Meeting ' ofe the British'
was the •truth, end -got ee 'thieekne that I : Things • one • would rather have left Tha cured him. . . • • e,
•, . .• , ,
:•ee Chetah& of . Shipping. an Saturday some. •
lost • confidence in the Wholehusinfees."-re., unsaid.—" Oh,'' I am so pleased .440...Make ' interesting statistics were given by the Pro.
',Weilteneent (D. C.) gritic: • • toot aceriaintanceeler'llfogrunlp 1 1 letve „ .
Great Difference, sident in his ,addOieS. The statistics of Iasi*
•
Selling a
, An extraordinary case of bargaining be-
tween two women, by which one relin-
quishee 'in favor of the other, upon a
r, onetary consideration, all claim upon her
la iit husband, has taken place at iiheffield.
The . sband in question, being out of work,
a' few nthnago went out to A.ustralits,
and on hi way out made the tteptaintance
of eyoung manotho appeered to have
,formee it st ng ettachment for. him.
I\
Finding that he as already in tha bonds
of matrimony, she geretedeit is said, that
possibly the ""wife t at hcinie wield, dell
hire to her," and he,joki gly, advised her to
"write and ask." However, 'she' did write,
and the • wifse.:Possibly 'thi ing that the
value of it husband 10,000 miles, away etyma
not incalculable, and being ofttfrt; al Mind
net only wrote that she was willin to sell;
but owned her price, 4100. This figure
was too high for the fair coleniete-for er
purge at least, jf •not for ber affections, an
she replied by a bid Of 420, which was at
length accepted. The wormy was tseet; and
with it a deoument drawn tip in legal form,
setting forth that for the sum , named. the
wife relinquished all .future claim to .her
husband. This was signed by the wife and
sentbeck to Australia. :The latest report
is that the man and the woman have (once
been marriede-efeeeepoot Post. •
that spruce gum froze on the trees We
k•
feared .at first that it had frozen in the
menthe of the boarding -school girls, but
hertily that danger was atechand for
the retain that keptethe gumein-
ciroulatioe allthe time., ,
'‘ A. Fearful Throat.
i"1-Tir;
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essieseseeeemeeeee .:vellf •
P -a -NON ritial010-14AN hi•Pt?Elthei•
Toronlo'a ImmarahtY and Crime tawale.r.
Denounced. ,
Tie hie sermon in St. /lames' Cathedra
Toronto, yesterday merniing Canon Demtro
lin, ;speaking of the approach of ari?
the time- for repentance, Baia in effect
Read, the reefer:le In the daily papers—how
they startle one, even in our owe fair cits.
The mud lists contains every. species
crime, oven the mosteegradect—crimes that
brought their °Wee ;Oa 1304001 and
Gomorrah—and yet, pue City is far -fame&
for its purity. By the Labor Ctenmissioge,
new in mention in a neighboring citY, fee*
were revealed that should shame the re*
petrators into oblivion, and the law shoula
pronounce be mild penalty. 4 This state el
things, . and in a • Christian ,peogrees.ieg,
country, would degrade a heathen
tion . ,
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Breaking- the News. ,
They are telling a story on a well know*
and now wealthy Irishman of this) , eke
which; it is said, bee/tete& before' he was
either so wealthy or se well. known, ser
the Kansas City Tintes, ',Judge McCeityiele
the story goes, had been killed by an acci-
dent; and thaeirohlent was how to break tees
natio to his wife. The Irishman in (pose
tiop volunteered to break the news do gen
that it ,would not jar on the most seneftl
feelings...Putting, the body ins waggon, hg
started for Mrs. McCaity's residence. , • ..
"Does the Widow McCarty live hem rry
be asked. significantly. ,
"She does not," Baia Mrs, McCarty. '
"But hidade she does. The Widow Irtie
Carty does"' live here P he insisted wide,
more eignificance itod greater emphasis me
the " widow."
."But she does not," replied Mrs. *-
Catty. , • • • ' .
Disgusted at her lack of .rierspicUity, 'the
bearer of the bad news waked in despair e,s;
"An' faith, does Judge McCarty' Me
hero?" • , ' "
• "He does."
I'll bet yea tin Itiollare he .doeh
" But'he dome" insisted Mrs. McCarty.
"But he does not,' insisted Pat. "TA
bet yes tin dollar's he does not," and thee'
in utter despair , he added; "foe i've.goe"
his corpse in nee wagin; an' a • foiner wane
was nivir seen -at it wake."
• ',...7..-eRecirerperigbe
. • ' r!
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•••••,a"'
-....7teemffteteeseign atom e
fantastin freak that coUld only find I • -
Ment in the brain of a M.s4.—Loadon
vertiser, .
Nonsense! *bee is writtenniusio blare'
universal language 2—the lingua& of dig •
emotions, but ' still g language.—Hareiltee" ' •:
Spectator;
All right in a gense, but let Ms have ate
ofit.":"Take a full orchestra and have
play the overture ' to the "Flying Dutch-
man" 'before the AhlMund of Swat, andlet '
him reply by a ging of senii-naked natives
heating on gongs, andletua know hew far
you niuttially understand each other.—Li,
don ..edpertiser. • - - '
TO-DaY's °hers& News.
Dr. Patten, who has just. been elected to
succeed Dr. McOosh asPresident of Prince-
ton,•tres born in Bermuda in 1843 asidtooh.
a classical course in the, University a
Toronto and a theological course at Knox
College: : •
Rev. tir: itycklinin has. been 'invited by.
the qoaiterly .board of Wellington. Strad;
Methodist Church, Louden,. to remain •ag,
'pastor for another year.
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A Precocious Plea. •
Bertha (who has come in too lataloi the
anecdote)—What are you laughing sit
mamma? Tell me what Mrs. Frivolesaist,
please '
' Mrs. Brow e Stone—Impossible, my
ohild.It was not a story ,for children at
yourage. se. ,•
Bertha—Oh, -do tell me mamma I
promise I won't understand' a word 1
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What is an ,Anarehlit ?
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Ono of oureeteenied contemporaries cone
fusee to some difficulty in describing sae
anarchist—thus betraying a lack of intel1ie.
genial -which is really deplorable. An anew
thist is a person who thmks ,it is folly for
a man to work or wash, and whe proves his
faith by his e.xample.—Philideleshig Press.
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• Niteric and Wages:
An Unskilled Japanese farm band, ace
cording to a correspondent wha-vstitele •
from' Hiogo, receives only from. 5c. teltlo: se!
day for his labor.; and out of this small Snit%
he is expected to board himself. ,SItilled •
farm labor commands frcim .100. to ,15ce
Pee riot; eon not, ye haolessi tone of °ley I • •
Girls' gayelit Wreathes are made Of bigh,Prie0fiowers—
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Tiiinge that are natule to fade and fall,Mits4, • • • • •
Ere tbebave blobSonled -ler a 'fen shalt •
Pop not, pop not I Tho girl yen pop will wad, ,
Tho rosy lip will gladly oinile,on yen ;
The softly melting eye grow strangely red—
Beware, young mau, whatever else you do
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Pon not, pop not 1 Oh, warningi,valply said „
In leap year hours 0,EI the years graniby
Oath lingo a halo round the dear one's hese,
And 'welt sitar" is the nuiversal cry:
--Washington critic.
ie Filets and Flinres.
(lard of you and your works or ever so Mee:13411w —" Why 'don't yon Wine° year for the 'United KingdOnsi Showed -64i
• loitg—the laet ten or fifteen years, I Mit •down and see me, Mrs, McGinnis ?" • , : 35 iron steamers were built or in process oft: .
kolitiatil Economist—What's that you sure l" "You might have •heard bf me• • elm, maeeneee cf-74-ja-ja-ypti alive eonetrectiOn 'against 67in 1806,, and 266 Of '•
reinarked about your father. 1 Ordinary and my works for thelast fifty Years, 'talkie", Mrs. Cassidy;:and eat a sight did steel Steeliest 187 ; este:sailing yeeselethere
CititsiiI was saying that my forthee lased Madam 1"—Punch. •--- -- . • ' ' ..1.... -I eeent-ye 'lade. 'last' rt.' thee I Suite ifi werel of iron a ainet 89 and 19 of steel
to SaW wedd4for 60, Cents ,a day. •..,,,Alielity On tlieiaterie-feeeee--Acif e- • : : • ,, s , e t ::
. k
O 0 M0' 0 a • sans , • . , 4, rom t kFie figures; he .
e
hard week for Very email pay, . " Tes.', (looking over tieteeer"41 0eht ..en, what's - dreptde, eve y, we 'eh kn. concluded 'that, steel ' as a 'inetetiet '.
"..Aed now I have nothing to de but (tepee., Patty . de foi atc,, ee. ..ortng ' Husband-- .‘, . . ; ,.....,....,......, • "e.e/e." , iretliseconetteetion of VesSols' was relpidly,,
ihteed 'a fiteitnhtlaaehine for (*.Wog op Sh I don't talk so loud, or peotla Will think The Glet.,„„'i (Atize.er4 siNet pat- sqLye : •superseding • iron;. that seeing vessel • .
heedlingened lAm paid $20 it 'Week for OP tee are ignorant, It =fat be French for, 4g Inatistiriduri squaws are 3till packing hay evenof the larger type, were found unablii ,
Itee; t; see. it's; woriderfuiwhat a'cihaege, daelifiq wer.--Acielitide Lantern. ,. . ' ' . 's on their backs to globe and thereby: turn. to .compete with the .., newedt type ; ot .:
thelakiff .; on lumber hest made."—Omaha ' Tentative.—Artful jimmy (deeeeieoe ,,of mg .an, honest PennY....A hook with two steamers, and thet,00theesite and 'Weeders ':'
Wert& : ' . .ninlmharedlesimilso and di3eirotts of stuYing wives is comfortably provided ; ono with sailing *owls for niercentile perposese he0,
, feem school)—Meemise-dear, what sort ,e,f• , more is regarded es a, capitalist end.. if he cetteed t� W.bnilt4 '• These, retells haw
. liolil Ali, Answer. at Ono: . ,illiteed hi there youden't have to take Mena,. -go debts. eith devote 170, etitirg ,tirkie to been brOught about.
titbit; the hot • feW
if a trainhaste treed 1,000 miles and thie for ?:•-ePert, e.. , gamblieg,e if heibets his elbtheseet.. an Vera and were evidence Of, the eereeetnestt
rens the first day 600 mike, the ecoed deyn
. . 'ucommon thing—and th
loSeseenhis wives of the Britith thipownee, ever reedy" he
258 pellets, the third (ley, 1250 and to on, . ' A, ilandorn shot. , ogee° theirs, by.the,' pereheee. pf. others, avail himself of the most Bp )tovocl, ,,.neides
done; each stibsegoent day hell the number
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Magietrite—," If • I discharge you Air( ,thee eheeiehie eatei eeeie hie otietke, kyeli. , of construetiou, evee manure 1 he. thereby
:
it take• to reach the end Of he .jeurney;eiz, Thiele Ratitughth Well, Yo''' Bonahi ef 70.j ;,effectione centra r Mid: Of...Whom theye ere', tree. Of elliPPihg as of otherindestriee, that
of leileit.i,t, kali the pieweetige how long wej tithe:Uncle Ilastus• what Will Yeti do 7" nese to it men of fashion be• -whom their.' depreciated hieeellitiegerePer0 ; farit was
14 1 4
1,0 0 0 miles: r- • ' -- .' • • , , ' distiha'geis ine, I ispeot Ill go Off." . . .! jtietly PtOtilo
to Stand
I A 1
. . i 0111 was.to go hack, • ..• r
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