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What is life? it ia a garden, • '
Whore are. Weeds end fragreat fidwem,
primp, brambles,:appi ,,thrtg shade tre(a
f.'44414 beat and eoolieff boWors, . ,
;One will dud serenest pleaauroo
Whore another will but mourn;
T„dfe istruly what you make
. Hosea plunk -bot not a there.
If You look'forloy anctgladnood,
They will ounle at yeurcomMand;
• If you Beek .woe anol,sorrow,
They' Will be Oil either bend.
Many a tborn, or blooming itoWer,
Will anney you, or adorn ;
Life'ia truly whnt you 'make it-- .
Besot pluck -but not a thorn.
>,••7.
Crabbed, crop.despondent, glottaly,
ileavy-hearte°, you Seatplam -
,loyous,pbeery.:gleeserho, smiling,. 7
you; find 'nought of grief or pain.
'"Oiowing ;aunt ght, luutnlght derktmes,
• Cheers, er leaves' yell oadrand
Life le truly what•yOn Make i-
Eosoa not a
teost'er
you &lopes to gather,
.are or °motor; , peace or strife,
Snob willbo the good or evil .
You will ,acEttter through your life.
,Eleek to find the good and pleasant,
Of tbe elighteot evil shorn ;
. Xdfctis..truly what yoirmalce
Roses plunk -but not a thorn.
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" , , 'Together. •
. Witiva in the foyer and fervor and glow'
. ix nos hightido have rejoiced together,
'• We have looked, out Over the, glittering snow,
And knew, that we were dwelling in 'summer
weather. • • • .
• porthe-seasons are made bythe heart, I hold; .
• And not by outdoor heat or cold, '
We two in the Wisdom of pain arid woo.
Havedourtieyed together in dim dark places,
• Where blaekrobed sorrew walked to mod fro,
• And fear aiid trouble with phantom faces
:Peered out upon es and froze our Wood,
'rhougiztJune's fair roses were all in bud.
, we two have !teas:tied all depths, all heights.
•
Wo have bathed in togs, we have 'waned in.
laughter, • • , .
W • VI) known all sorrows and ell defighte--
hiiy never could keep tia, apart hereafter.
;Wherever your spirit WAS dont fknow . •
woulddefy eartq- or heaven -to go...
If they took my soul into paradise • ,
And told, me•I tnuot he content. without •YOu, '
I would wearythem se, With'my loztesome cries.
And the peasslesS • questions I 'risked 'about
y�u-
They would open the gajeo and set .= free, ,
:or else they' would find you and bring you to nie.
• .-.E/ta ;wheeler ,Prilepte. •
DBOTSiallS.
liow the 4'axes on various' ArtioiSS are
' • collected; , • . '
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;The following decisions hale been 'made:
• . zonodegaillizetitistafiliati
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1.ikbletggliatil-72notilikat'dahust,y41-;
ypn;'i9O,cpta,.tsattir.eMlxtrtnlnad(
cotton quilts, 25;• bagatelle balls, 35 ;
papier niache, 35; billiard balle
bone or ivory, 30; billiard balls, celluloid,/
•• 20; counterpanes quilts with woven
colored border,, 251 cs,rpe_nters' tool bas-
kets, 10,cents eat% and 80 per cent.; • Coin -
position 'buttons, 25;- cocoanut pudding
preparation, a -mixture of cocoanut, rice,
tapioda, etc.,.8 cents per pound; Otitietira
• resolvent in dry powder, 25.; :coppered-fron
orsteel- wire, 15 gauge or coarser., 3(Vi eupd.
per eheete pr plates' half' filth- thick, free ;
,o.orn. flour, not „capable,of being used,*
• starch without further:. change. 20 the
: Dental ciournuLan_ illustrated advertising
periedreic .6 cente Per. pound and 20 ,per
earthenWarp. door • knobs, .• 85,;
• electric light , apparatus, such • as
lanipe,. carbons; • etc., -that oannot be
used , for any other purpiise,'. • 25 ;•
-fire brit* for gas Work furnaces free • fruit
tree seedling, grafted, are tO be rated aecord-.
• ing to their kind under , tariff nenii 478 to
• 479; gltiten flour andepecial.diabetio food;
20; hits or cape, linen Or cotton, 25; her-
. fiefis ,,for cotton. looms, manufactures ot
• twitie,•25; honiceopathio alcohol, $1.75 per
proof .gallon; honyeepathio tinctures, $2
.•per Imperial gallon and go per pea-.
. %sive rimeniff washing. ,preparation; 30 per
: lb.; lap dusters of. °often; • wove* colored.
.• 'border, but not . egibriodered„ •;i lap
. dusters, linea, plain, 26; patterns 01 iron
-and brass, 90 ;Tient bed mnslin;-low.grade
.mibleaehed cotton, 1 emit per' 'Square. yard:
. and 15 per cent.; TIM hide; pickers' for
' -ton looms, 20;. : salient), 3 cents.' per lb,;'
tenger discs and glebuleg, /1„, emits per
• pound and 35 per cent:7; sugar of Milk, 20
+pager of Milk tablets, 20; Sapp* gum, 20;
•steeldiacs for harrow, , 35; travellers' 4.0;
' ' Oial glade, 6 .isents per pound. and 20 per
• cent.; wheat 'meal as wheat our, 50 cents
per barrel; • Waggon and cart. lnisheec 35.;
• •.watah keys, • steel or :brass, 30; Yng,gy'il
•. anatomical stildy-. 6 cents per poundand
•.20'per cent:
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' • • Husbands as Nuisances.
• Sons •the !neat of Marriage is to
transf. , a male exquisite into sloven,
especially if the cares' Of poverty and an-
inereaging family rest Upon his shoulders;
or it may be that he is by nature idevenly
and easily,relapses into thatideal, destroy-
• ing csondition when the vanities of youth
cease to AO as a "tiptir. ,Husbands of this
• kind 'commonly let theirbeat& grow,
• :neglect to polish the heels of their beets,
And develop an irritating tendency to affect
• ' rithbers in all weathers. Their,hats, if net
actually , shabby, ire usually antiquated
• and their trousers being Worn tea short
invaria.bly bag most ugly at the knees
They Wear long overcoats, and either dairy
no umbrellas (caring nothing for their dingy
old .clothes) or urahrellas Of prodigious oir-
emnference, of 'cheap material,- and war-
ranted toliun inside ont_e_vcry_Ame_the'
wind hafficiOns to catch them right, '
' These iton, if living .out Of town, are
y almost Siip.e to hatch a fondness for
poultry and to -spend their Saturday after-.
, noons and Elnfiday mornings pottering
about hencoops and watching the strut of
their favorite roosters; They care nothing
, for society; not lulu% for the pera or the
play; and 'aro itipminingly prone to fall
!* asleep over. their newspapers in the even -
44, log. They usually Prefer a pipe to a cigar,
udtl*eyntiixighty_oonsumcrs_oLJsee
von- to bade use° may the Married
trtian detmend.-litriad of Health.
-Ilea" Ilex Sava that wealth is
it destroyer Of *it, but Max intuit be
wrong." She--" Why so ?" • He-" Your
` father is Worth a million; fent he ? _Did
you ever know anybody net to, laugh:Atehiii
, jokes ?" •
"
-Judge---' What is your name ?" Wit-
, lidos 0•L "Matilda Flanders." JudgP
• Where 'ad yno live ?" Witness--" See
'here, Sedge, I ain't here to be insulted. /
had that air.masher run in for axin' me
• that ;wary, same question." -Chicago Tri?
•. bOre.. • •
• -The Man with a magic' lantern tumid
, be expedtedtO hold your opinion. may
-hare other liewp of 4is own. ' ;
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1atraertI1m4i. Akperlenee..9I tat 4.Iesthette Whir Chamberlain LlugersAtter...1115,Mia:
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s1014 Has *ailed.' . •
*Auseteexer,
She was a' graduate of girt,* C�llege, When Joseph Chamberlain first °lune to
England, and when she 'married daliva Washington it was thought his social cam -
Augustus Smythe was very much Ulm istign would amount to more than his diplo-
another young lady who has heenembalmed matio miosion. The'lliheries negotiations
have practically failed, but tne Britisher's
admiration for the daughter of :it Cabinet
officer is one of the current rumors.' Mt*.
Chamberlain appears tg.be " havtirg a very
good time," and is not in any hurry to clese
the negotiations. Hels either the guest or
sbe was a gaga. liaaokaaper Imo as ber the boa; at a dtoner nearly every night.
Theatre partiee are frequently ,given in his
honor, and at the balis he is among the
most Realm &more.: His , attentione
to tho. young woman referred to have
been so marked as to 09,1180 coniinent. The
rumor is of course. denied by her friends,
but there is a 'certainl aniomit'of bade for
it.. Mr. Chamberlain has bOen,twice Jai,: a
widower. Although about 60 years Of
age, be does not look. more than 30; and
shows the, enthusiasm of a -boy ' without
.
sitorifice of dignity., When he came to the
United States . his attention to the: many
pretty young women • he met were -impar.
tial. He for a time Made his compliments
to them all in such A way that no one Could
flatter herself that "she monopolized his
admiretton. Of lag, however, he has not
been sp impartial, and this, has gi_len.rtse
to the latest story. • The loung , woman,
whose 'friends deny there is anything in
it, is a brunette, tall and stately, and noted
for her simplicity in mitten; of dress'. She
is good looking, but by no means the
handsomest girl- in • official life at „the.
capital. The beet blood of New England
ceuriies•in.her veins, and she has all the
Boston i3ulture without its affectation. -
Chicago Tribune.
• • A Very Natural .31iStake:
• Herr Winiper is a very0Otit man Weigh-
irignpilardspf-2001bs. Be is a professor of
rausid, ahd gives lessons on the piano. He
is also somewhat , of an inebriate. He
recently moved intd recims in the fifth storY
in OW •
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MIs s PallagAndera Von filurky, .
Who didn't know chicken from turkey,
High Spanish and Greek ahe could, fluently
sneak,
But her knawledg° of poultry was rourki;
However, ,she told. Julius Augustus that
mother and. grandmother were, an it ran,
in the family., Bo, on the strength of this,
ho went into housekeeping. She bought a
sweet little niorocco.covered note book, and
carried a gold :Pencil, wore an testIletie
mornipg, costume and appeared , like a
vision of delight before the magnates of
the cleaver .at the Central Market. •
" Oh, the. dear, sweet, cunning little
she exclaimed, stopping at an. alder.
Maine stand where, several little roasters
were on exhibition. " I'll take a couple of
those.. How much are they a pair ?" •
" sovereign for two," was the -realistic
answer. • . • • ' • t
Isn't that rather high? I guess I'll take
it yard of beefsteak instead, and sonie-Oh,
yes -some sweetbreads. • Julius said he
Wanted Kane nice freeh.oneii, please, with
plenty of raisins in theni."
• Then She stepped over to the poultry
,
• " Have yeti any Ohiolcens•?"' she asked of
the 'Woman attendance.
, Heaps of there," wiic the reply, ,
'"How much they..cost. a heap 7": she
asked 111 rather faint, voice. •
", TWO •thillings apiece mem," . .
"Well, send. up a pieceto My residence;"
and she tinned. to the next stall iota picked
im. &MI6 little packages that 'looked .:very
nice, "What is thie sweet staff that smells
SO loVely ? " she asked of a red-headed boy
behind.the table. . . • • ,
• " IAimburger, Miss,' and it's juat splendid;
tastes ever so muck better than it suiella4-
have one?" '• • : -of a Harlem apartment :lints& He Cele-
:. She took one, and then asked the boy brated hismovinginto new/ quarters by
where they sold their quail On toast. • getting drunk. .He • came home about, , 12
Ain't .any • in the.Market," answered the o'clock, and the act that it toolt..hini three -
young reprobate. Mother's gone after a .quarters of hour to ascend the stairs to
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though, and we'll 'send you 'someas his -rooms proves • that he must liaye.betni
soon as they're in." : *,• having a very !Wee timentit:withiiii been
"What are • these . lovely naliy•litte alimpationa. • . •
berries?" she inquired. • " They. Will Next morning Om, did ;ladies ;on
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she carried hereelfin the artistic basket. • :Whinier?' • 1 ' •
4.‘'Have you any hen' fruit ?"• She asked "Ne, I've not'seen'himi but it: is ' very
sweetly of an. old fellow.' in it white .apron. incongiderate. in him to have his piano
He scratched his ear with a penciller a brought tip into his Moin at :IS o'clock at
Moment.. •" Mebbe yoitmearieggs, he 01- night, disturbing the boarders. It Must be
an awful big piano by thetrouble they had•
These she also' 'Woks charge of, as she WO Wangs. '•
Wanted to.. niake,:an omelet for ,gtiliati•
Augustus.• •'
,-,ButeheneverArror-rather---when. she
got borne them:461otwas niade . within a
liberal adeniXture of bia'citherries, and the
front_other_ceitlietio...elresswae,:tnined.,,
Added tothis was.an Odor which .sent
Janne into . spasms :and frightened the oat
to death. .The Limburger - had melted;
The•citirttoi girl did .pititipe: to the high
Spanish aeci 'Greek in the ,explanation that
followed, and the 'nextday they burned the
nioropoo notebook and went to ,boarding.-
Zondoirt. News:
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,Comnieree of the Congo,
The fact: that ; fifteen Pr twenty-five
steamers a Month are now arriving . at the
intiuth of the 'Congo :illustrates the growth
of commerce in that region Since Stanley
showed the importance' of thegreat river.
One ocean steamier has already: ascended
the river to Boma, fifty Miles from the
Sea, and the best Channels are being marked
,by buoys, 60 that deep draught vessels may
safely navigate the ' lower : river. Little.
hotels for the, entertainment of travellers
have: been built at Banana and-BOnia. One
reason why the whites on the !ewer river
enjoy far betterhealth than formerly is
NeVer
said to be biioause they have disearded can- Waver,.
ned 'Meath and • new raise their Own beef. . • .Amerhian papers feebly Opine that the
Cattle.thrire finely at' 'Boma; and it takes late blizzards in the Wegtern..States came
A steer everythree days to feed the whites from Manitoba. , Bari one: ' • •
who are. now living 'at that •ettitionv,!-Ngio If' Britannia ruled. the waves, .whydeee
she not, in the name of humanity, keep the
Manitoba article on her own -territory ?”.
Britannia Waives all '•claind; to'haye any-
thing tb do with such waves as hwve been
troubling Dakota. -:-,-Ottawa Ifeurne,/,.
• . Oh, SO Sorry; •
We sympathize With the people' of Min:
neheta and Dakota; we are sincerely sorry
for them in their eleven:3..4*es; but: if
:some of them feel lively enough, after what
has happened, to try to Beadle theirblizzard
on Manitoba's shenklers, we feel quitiaequal
to the teak of summarily removing • it and
placing it 'Where it•beltings:-/Ifinftobit 'Free
Preis:, '
_The Canal in the Mar. '
They had had several 'lessons On the ear,
and had been so thoroughly drilled on the
names:and uses of all its parte that when,
some -visitors-dropped-In-the teacher was
• glad it happened to be the hour for this
class to recite. After asking several ques-
•tions an 'receiving 'Prompt and correct
answers, she said: • What is the name of
theoanal in the ear ?" ' •
• The children hesitated a moment, and
.then one of them spoke up, lend and plain:
The E-rie.canal ?" ."
' A 'T,ing%istle Blizzard.
:Of all the beastly; outrageous, disgusting,
Unnatural, degenerate, deformed, ill-gotten,
misconceived, :unlawful, •ill. egitiniat&' dia-
helical, liYpaehondriacat, •incongruous,
erratieal, nonsenshial,,heterogenens,,lieter-
-oclitical, :dough-headedt • brain-spllyined,
idiotic, snidish, inetiinpreheneiblo. con-
glomeration of typographieal bung ever
-perpetrated upon an innocent and mioffend..
ing;public the indescriable masa appearing
in the Boise City, Republican .of it recent (late
takes the . (Idaho) Enterprize
4%
Calling feithe BobtPl,„ •
A- physician in extensile practice was
lately:wilted •. "What proportion should
you say of thosepeOple who send a servant
flying to..your office with Come right
away 11.er make the telephone -jingle with
Come as quiok as you can 1 ar ring
Tihiefiy from fear and imaginable The
learned medicine man
might 80E4 put At at two-thirds. When
I arrive the mere announcement that it is
nothing serious allays the fear: While I
am Writing the prescription and chatting
pleasantly on SOITIO other Mine the: last
stage Of convalescence hire been nearly
reached, and When I say, in an assuring
tone, A Take this and you Will be all 'right
in the morning,'` the case is settled."'
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' . Intuition, Not Conecie_nee. r
' • "Did You never think,'," asked the chap.
lain,4k, did there never Come to You a con-
viction, in your sinful lifeef robbery, that
yotioavere doing wrong .7" ." Often thera
boss,'Lreplied-the -burglar-half-pay,
retired----‘' many Atime it has flashed on
me that I was in the nursery, /where the
first flash of the Bull's eye would witken
haltit dozen howling 'kids. when I Otigh,
to be in the old man's bed -room a-skini
his trousers and;goin through the w
robe and bureau drawers regular. 0., yes,
oftenlelt as I wasdoin wrong. But"
-apologetically-" that was whd rwas
green hand at thebusinees, don't oulinow."
--11urflette, • " •
A..Logal Technicality.
A, French-. provincial lawyer recently
died. In his will he • directed that an
annuity of $400 a year be paid to the set,:
vent who should "olotie his eyes." When
this dense was reed the Servant who per-
-farmed this elide jumped with joy; • but
his delight was 'speedily denipened; by the
,nePhetv and heir of the dead man, Who
,.isMinde,d the servant that his master had
only eee eye. • /ind the Servant setup:11Y
failed io get his • legacy thiti atieurd
• . • Nothing to Bother About,' •
Mies Clara, (to Featherly, who is making
an evening call) -Poor little Bobby Swal-
lowed a penny to -day; and we've all been so
much worried ahOut it.
, Pe therly (somewhat. at a loss for words
of e oeiragenient)9h, I-er--woulcintt
wOrr, ; Miss Claris; a penny is not much.
Precautions Against Blizzards.
Biatiun2a " said is little Dakota boy, s8.
cattle into the parldr,"where is.
?". •
He is crawling up the chimney, dear,.
to see what kind of a day it is."-Epoeh.
• A fit:MUSA.
"'Tis winter, my daughter, the coal% going fast --
I really catatell where it 'goes to;
The period for trifling, it SOOITIS to pant-.
You could marry next iveek if you chose to.
And this ,is loaf, year, dear, and yoUth cannot
An o er Make oho of your beaux to,
"Oh, paj I've no Malty," the Maid °tied aghast. .
" I cannot toll which to propose to.'
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• , -Bii &wrier.' .
'-•Anniellahl, the 13.year.old• incendiary'
who burnt down Mr. Levi Shantk's barn in
Woolwich,lias been 'sentenced to Olie-Ynae
in the Mercer lieferniatory' .
-A; Man in Brantford towhiliip gets bie,
living by trapping skunks. Daring, the
sealimi Of 18E36.87 ha taught 208 ekiiiike, for
the eking of Whichhe receives fain 50,
toohnioallty.„.:..N,y, pmet; . ' . Petits to $1.60;." • •
• 4 .. -Miss Elation--Congratttlate me, Marie, I,
. -Beane days ago Mr. v. C. Morden, of Mr. B---- has jest asked Me to behis Wife,
Iteeltvieiv, Beverly, whilst in hierbtulh-pre. and I have assented. Miss loidity-+-Vopr
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paring wood, fiOge both feet 'so 'serif:insist girl; be,asked Me. the . IMMO question lttat '
that the debtor itaySte will hive to remain) evening and I gave . him:- a decided begs.
i for p . •. • twee
• DIVINES tollsAGRIPC•t.,
A. DitfOu00014' Not Deeithx1 by rrartg-
• • Intolerance of Ophaloa•
* The following is an extract from a late
New York Tribune editorial: "There*,
_perhaps, no mental vice so common an
intolerance of opinion, .. Evon oueh as
think they have emancipated themselves
from the clinging defect find it hard to
acknowledge frankly to thenesilves that the
opinion of some one else upon a nuttier
they have studied may very well be as
deserving of respect as their own, if it
differs radically from their own. If we
oculd all get 'rid of this 'last infirmity,' not
only of noble minds,' but of nearly all
human minds, how . much' less friction
there'would be in life; how much less bitter -
nese and heartburning and 'envy and , ail
'uncharitableness."
, In an adjoining column of the mune paper
Was found the following peculiar commen-
tary on the editorial:
if The bitterness of the controversy intim
American Beard over thequestion of prOT
hatien after death was very; great. This
rather shocked the Simple-mindedand
earnest foreign missionaries who attended
the sessions of the Board, one Of W110111. said
he -had always thought such questions were
decided by prayer. But if the debate WOO
not altogether Christian iu spirit, it Was,
strictly ‘parliargentary. Tho , brethren
didn't forget to put it copy of Cushing's
Manual in their valise along with their
Bible, and a;pperently some of them con-
ulted it oftener than the Bible." '
Is it ft: feet that -there is but little tolerit
tion in this country -1 and less than in
others?
"Comparisons are odorous," said Mrs,
Malaprop. Perhaps we have been claim-
ing too much for this free !nation.
We must admitthat in the profempthis
there is yet milah of the old timerpreindioe
against now ideas.: Preachers, preach the
old doctrines and doctors prescribe the old
medicines. Ilittisr controversies [trite when
anything new is proposed.
But the March of progress 16 not stayed.
Ken are travellingheavenward tinder new
greeds and behigeured by new medicines:
Muoh the.sanie state of facts 'seeins,io
exist in other countries. • ,
When Dr.. BolisdA, a leading physician
of London,formerly of the Royal- Navy,
proclaimed that Warner's Safe cure Was it
specific in. kidney derangements, the hide-
bound sohtiol to will& he belonged threat?,
raradOttit tot ditiji-g04:44 •tairzmafauvaa4
motTee4yitz-..motatew • oh-evbututte:4
anent targai bated an43t1' ,liVidenetiehr$00.'
could not recant. • •
Since then, Dr. Wilson,. F.'.R.:5. E.,
Editor of" Health,":it recognized English
authority, turnout:yea in his magazine that
"Warner's safe cure is of a perfectly safe
character andlperfectly-reliable." Many
English physicians are now prescribing it.
The " schools -".An this country Still bar
all proprietary medicines._ But Dr. Gunn.
Deana a New York Medical College, long
since published: • "' Werneea safe cure is
a very valuable reineay;" and :he says he
knows that many physician a proscribeit,
though not 'byname. •: •
Good things in creed or practice are not
to be cried down by the old fogies -simply
because they are new. The spirit of tole-
ration thrives on opposition. ' •
• . Tho Common Lot. •
There is a place no love can reach,
There is a time no voicscan teach.
• There is *chain.uo power can, break,
There is a sleep no sound can Wein%
• Sooner or later that tiine'will arrive, that
:place will wait for Your coining, that chain
must bind you in helpless death, that sleep
must tall on your senses. But thotninds
go every year untimely to their fate, and
thoueande More lengthen out their days by
heedful, timely care: For- the failing
strength; the weakening organs, the wast -
big 'blood, Dr pierce's .Golden MedicalDis-
covery is a wonderful restorative anda pro-
longer of strength and life. It purifies the
blood and invigorates the system, thereby
fortifying it against disease. Of druggists.
, No Hoe t� flhu.;
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Boa Agent (to one of the "severs
tithes " it millionaire lumber" Barons " of
Michigan) --;Let me thew you, sir, the
4! New American Encyclop�dia "--
Lumber -No; never 'mind. I 'very
busy to -day- • ''
,Agent -But it wilLsurely,.require. little))
une to examine- ••
Lumber -No, no; I tell' yen I am very
busy! And if I weren't 1 couldn't . ride
one Of the infernal things any way. 7
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Great...Little Hen.
Some of the greatest men that ever lived
Were of., smali stature and insignificant
appearance. The reader will readily mean
many 'instances.- Very &mall are Dr.
Pieree's Pleasant !Purgative Pellets, but
they are far n2oke effective than the huge,
old-fashioned pills which aro 'so difileult to
Swallow and so harsh in their action. The
$6 Pellets " are gentle and never cantle con-
stipation: For liver, stomach and bowel
derangements' they,have no equal. '
oefiewing meteri
• Mr. Moxey is giving a Masquerade party,
and is foandliy•Mrs; Mew in the Wine -
cellar dtiringthe height of the festivities.
Mrs. Moaey7.-Nathan, this is. abomina-
ble I • Nice looking Charles the ,,First yon•
aro l Aren't,' yOu ?: •••
*Mr. ! • Thisli reiisSente WAY.
ho looked after the executionsh.
• . 'Bo Not Forgot It.
. ,
• It is a faSO that .NEiwILn1 cannot be
surpacieedbY any combination for the relief
of pain. The reason is a goorone; Nervi,
line Contains the best, ' meat • 15owerfitt 'and.
the latest' discovered reit:wiles: It is a
gio-pain..zure....,4themnatia*.stiff-m00k,
cramps, nenraigia, 001k; in fad all pain;
internal; externaland 1001, are subdued in
a few minuted. 'Gft aP.Once to any drug
storennd get a. tried ,bottle. It will cost
you 10 cents, and. you,(fan at it j103:1611 coat
test the great pain (litre. Poison's NerViline:
Large bottles only 25 oente ' '
The Cuiribran Collegiate building" and
Cathedral of Argyle and tho Isied have; it
is said, beett finally closed'. And their 'con-
nection with the: , Episcopal Chtireh in
Scotland has now caascd.
Australia now .exports oranges R. Eng]
Jana.. " .•
-11 is as dingertitid to interfere betiveen
philantlirtipiat and his philanthropy 'as
betWeell WdOg and itSibdaft,
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.40euilfre *ea; • . .
It is a significant filet that tof
women who have achieved .faanti 10
literature, or "affaire," have enjoyed virL
ens health. This shows that 'the nnnE 1._
never capable Of the severe end.flentintled
application necessary to creative work
unlessthe body is at its best. Tho „woman
Who aapiree to fill an exalted place Amp*
her associates must be 'free from nervoitt
debility and female Wealniesses. Dr.
Pierces Favorite Prescription will;Pfenii.4 •
these. 4444 is warranted to restore ;them
funetiOnallianntelles which are indisPehe*,..
ble to health. As, a •araitla ft alt thosa
chronic. weaknesses and ailments ,KellIfin
toWcirien it is 11,41Quale4,
' A Definition.
Clara (who is charming) -Charley; dear:
-What is an agnostic
. Charley (who is clever) -He is a fellow
who pretends he can know nothing and
thinks he knows it all. •
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. .11.7rw4rtm OP MUTAT TONS. AZWAYA:
ASK Pon. DB. PIERO BYO PEZZETes On
.L12T.L.13 EITTO4D-COATED
Being entirely vegetab/e, they op-
erate without disturbance to the satein,
or occupation. Put up in glass vi hermeti-
cally sealed. Always fresh and rel tile. As /
O laxative,_ alterative, or purgative, •
these little Pellets 'give the Most perfeot
'
satisfaction. .
SICK HEADACHE, .
1Bilions
Iflzzlntion, -e.sIgn'difigTestioPna-,
Iffilionts Attacks, andall
derangements of the stom-
achand bowels, are prOmpt-
Jyrelieved and permanently
cured by ,the use of Dr.-
Pierce's' Plectescat llottrgative Pellets.. .
In eXplanation of the remedial power of these
Pellets over so great a. variety of diseases, it
may truthfully he said that .their action upon
the system is univerial, not•agland or tissue
escaping their sanative,' influence., Sold by •
druggists; 25 eents a vial. Manufactured alb°
Chemical Laborittoryof WouraVe'DisrmiSAIIIr •
Mann*, A.ssomArrow, Buffalo;
. NY..
IS offered by tho mannfactnv.
ere of Dr. gages catarrla '
Remedy, for a case of
Chronic Nasal Catarrh width
they eannot cure.: .
siriniToms 01' OATAEUH.-Dnfl.
heiwy headache; obstruction of the nuaat
passages.' discharges falling from the 41ea4
into the throat. sometimes • profuse„ ivat,ery, '
A/Id-acrid,. at others, tliteir, tenacious,:innni.
purulent, bloody and putrid;_ the,,eyes toe
.weak, Watery, and infiaincd ; there is ringg
in the ears. deafness, hacking. or Coughing to
clearthe throat, expectoration of offenaltp
matter, together with selibs from uleeirg tl
volco Is changed and has nasal twang:* the
-breath- Is effensiVe ;•'-smell and
paired ;•,, there is it sensation df. dizziness:wig% '
mental depression; a hacking Cough and gen....
eml debility. 7 Only a few of the above-named •
iiyintitoms are likely to be present in any' Ow
case. Thousands of cases annually, witleatik•
manifesting half of . the above symptom's, re-
sult:in. consumption, •andend in the grgge. '
No diseate is so common, moredeceptiVfflad
dangerous, or less understood by physi
• By its mild, soothing,:and healing Pro
Dr. Sage's Catarrh,•Rernedy eines the w
Casesof Catarrhs. ,66, cold In the heiadfp
Coryza, and Catarrhal Headache. •
Bold by druggists everywhere; ,50 cents.
Igrnfold Agony from Catarrh."
Prof W. IlAusiotao. , thefaulting. mealier*, •
Sof Ithaca:. N. Y. wmes;
Some ten yearaago
I suffered untold agony from 'chronic, Mini
catarrh. - My family_ physician gave me up,s8
Incurable, and said r must die. • My 'case was
such a bad 'one, that every day, towards sun:
set, my voice would become so hoarse I eould!
barely speak above a whisper. In the Morning
ray toughing and clearing of my throat woOld
almost strangle me. By the use Of Dr.•Saget'a
Catarrh Remedy, in three months, I was a well -
inane and the cure bee been.permanon
laCiminantly Hawking and Spitting.",
TII0MAS J. •Busnirio, Esq., 1902 Pine Send.
St. :Louie. MO., writes: "I was a great suiferr
from' catarrh for three years. At thnea I could
hardly breathe, and was constantly hawing
and spittin'g, and for the last eight months
could not breathe through the nostrils. I
thought nothing could be done'for Inc. Lack-
ily, 1 was advised to try Dr. Sage's Catarrh' •
Itemeds,. and I am now a well man. I believe .
it to be the only Sure remedy for catarrh' now
manufactured; and One has only to give it it
fair trial to experience rsstouncllng resUlta and ,
a permanent euro.'!.„ • •
" Three Bottles, Cure Catarrh. •
ELI ' Ronnina Runyan P. O.. Columbia Ca,
l
Pa., says: "My daughtervery badly: I saw Dr.
had catarrh When
she was live years o '
Sage's Catarrh Rem y adVertked, and pro.
cured a bottle for her, and soon saw that'll
helped her; it third bottle effeeted a perma-
nent cure. She is now eighteen years old'and
scaind,aud hear.ty.'• . •
.,Merohaiits, Butchers,..
,A14B ThADEB GENERALLY,
Weiwant.aooMi KW in your locality to Sok' •
•.' ' • CALFSKIN
For ito. Cash furnished oh itatiataetorY gnat%
Address 13.-PAGEI; Hyde Park, yermoral, ,
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D It N.4 7 88. •
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Wheal .ay hum do not mean ra...rely to .topthem ford
Mae end then have •thent return agent. 1 mean &radical.
eure„ t have made the Mamie of FITS, ItTipliPSY drIPAZI, •
nal STORMS& II(. -Ion g atmlY. Wilma my mlitter •
to co the worst cues. Became ethers ham Odle* ammo ,
reason for not now receiving, mire. Send at bum teas
likprest and Soot Ofdoe. It meta you nothing' fer a
entitles and a Prete Settle of my:Infallible remedy.
and I uIII mire you. Adam's DR. O. O. SOOT,
Brallck ce, 37 Tins' SLIT;
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THE., p, pow .REsT FPIN
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theneande of,,,. Of the tirdrit Ida A nal Of Pond itiliSaft,
' ny
teenefdadyttliat t *SI /end W0'1161'1'1,44 2
have . etre& India_ ,,,,_d• no ,1:.- 'y falit:=
lth a. vittUtutt,n Tlina red on thit 41/44.-.).1•0 AO .
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sufferer; opee•expti. And I .•0.• Aditreae, ..
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