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HomeMy WebLinkAboutLucknow Sentinel, 1887-08-05, Page 7" Through, life wttbuild'eur Men:inner:Oa Df honor, and; perhaps, of fame; .Ther little and the great events ' Are biopics of glory or of shame. 'Wile modest, humble and ohectlre, _ LiVing unnoticed and• unknown, May raise a shaft tbat will endure, Longer than pyramids of stone. ' The cariten statue turns to dust, And marble obelisks decay; But deeds -of pity, faith and trust No storms of fate can'sweeP .„ Their bam, etands on the rock of right, Their eyex reaches to the sdes; •• , They glow with the increasing light . Of all tbe cii•cling centuries. • • I, Our building. must be,good or bac ;, In words we weak, in deeds we•do; On sand or granite must be laid _ .Thashaft thet,showsus false ,br true. . • : How do we build -What can we show, For hours anddays and years of toil? Is the foundation firni kelow,? - 1.e„it On roc* or frdy sol]? • The band that lifts the fallesn'eP. That heals a heart, orbinds a welyid., ; That gives the needed erust-and cup, • .1s building upon solid 'ground, . le tbere.it'block of stainless white Within the monumental wall, On which the sculptured skill can write: e builded well; so should we all! " , -Christian InteliiPenqr, . • A ts.h.,...,Jewel Case., Giles Busby, a Toledo fishmonger, was cleaninga white fishiest'Mond , . • . • • DV& ,D,I4 cottelmt.• Ron. 14 S. Co P,fiPolibOs the Sem of th Dellke$ofSiikkipes. _The. 'following $14' an extract from the Ron. S. S. Cox's recent Tammany speechLaBt : sunInter it was ray pleasure to live in one of the isles of the princes. It ij called 'Prinkinos; It is- a few miles below Con- stantinople in the Sea of Marmera. It is a sant of Saratoga for pleasure and -health seekers, set on a mountainous islahd, of pinee-a paraclise-a new South, bursting out of th.aniti berried Propontis 1 There 'Was one drawback to the. pleasures of Prinkipos. . The isle,, like that of Shake- peare'e !‘ Tempest,' was " full, of strange noises "-'-not the nightingale .in the even- ing, nor the cocks at dawn; nor the shep, herds, nor the vendors of fish, nor the dry cicada, not the .fian a the American flag in front of our legation._ Thesewerepleashres, and they did , not interrupt my, morning dreams, but hark! when thesun paints in gold and purple the Asian meruntains, I hear an ethuirocal. Sort -Of bruit. Is it the distant thunder of . Jove from -Mount Olympus; in sight of our isle?. Its it the rolling of the Israid train across the channel? It starts afar! It approaches t w It is ---No ? Yes? It is 'the•igrand diapa- son of the jackasses. (Roars of prolonged laughter. It fri• 'eloiroinits-pro prig' y. • ‘Be it known that the isle its ffill of _on eye._:Tjie.y.,_carry-waterand-vegetattles-- -and.tpuristsr-up and down and oViir the mouritathe I am not:'-iinfrtendirtn-th-t- donkey,He has agoofl name for patience an . d d y.,1 was familiar with them in and out of Congress. 1 admire • their courage. They can whip a California ___tholarder-intestines-oftlie-n-sli're-foiiiid ,diamond ring. The ring /3ed engraved • --upon ite inner -surface 44J. A. B., Chicago, y forwardetl the prig to the Chief of Polies in. this city. Yesterday .110. &did A. Lennox, of 12 .Lennox place,. identified and recovered' the rind.:: She tells, an interesting story of its loss. In 1869 ; she, as Mies Bennett, became engaged t� • Mr. Lennox, and he gave her this diamond , ring, for which he 'paid. SW. Upon their • bridal trip in 1871 Mrs. Lennox lost this ring; while she was washing her hands in the -toilet room of the Pullman oar the ring slipped from herfinger and dropPed through 'the waste pipe. As the train - happened to •be °reefing the bridge over the St,. Law- . rence•River, near Montreal, ' just at that • time the bereavedivide haci no hope of re- aolPering, tbe ring. There • are' no white • fish in the St. Lawrence ; the theory is • !:,that a small fish 'seized nponthe-rink; and •' that at some future time this email 4sh, while cruising about the lakes,fell a • prey , to the, white.' fish in which the long -lost • ring Iwas 4iiiaiivered. • ',20iles 'Bushy; edo.1.4elimariger-,m.651V.atrZedik:1 WOW:Or< ketos.. •, kis a rhistie • patter? • • Mr; Justice Rekevvich was 'Ocaupied yes- terday with tbe hearing ..of an action rebat- ing to • patents in dress :improvers.. The • court was strewn with: various specimens of these articles, and considerable amuse- ment was :caused by the sPeotedge of a , •,jildge and several `leading counsel, includ- •. ing the Attorney -General, arguing gravely on the intrioachee of the various designs for &eel: improvers- • . • • , • Mr.. jiisti.celIekiswiCh; aftey'lOoking at several designs said I .hope: you are going to produce- another of these artiolest Mr. Aston, 'which I 'do not *see here; It is • called the Jubilee: (Laughter.) -Mr. Aston -I have never heard of it,. my Eis•Lordship-It is one which ..wheh'a :lady sits -twain playa the National Anthem, (Groat laughter:)- • ..•••• . • Later on .Mr.• Aston. argued that a , .dress .. improver was virtually the same as a ger: His Lord,sthip-Dcryou mean that seri- , Mr. Aston -Yes I do, My Lord. They ate the seine, though, not in size. • , His Lordship -Very well, Mr: Aston,.. :can see I shall went a jury of Matrons On this case before it, is done,--.Pcin " Gazette. , . • ri*City Man .as a Farmer, , 'irrem Our donntry" dkrrui; saves rinsT ,Conceit: • Money, - Farm„ ' Practibal Knowledge. • • , :•Experience, ' • ' cArirtki., &rock 'F.ND or' TsN.,,VEARs. v n EXperience. ^ • . , . o Practical o Br011ey o Conceit. • • Attacied by abteer.. • Andrew :Aitken, Of Paris statien, yvap atta ked by a steer on the road, the • Other :day • After dodging the first 4d1icarge' Mr. „Aitken made for the fence, but, before he • gat there the wild steer: with upon him, threw him to the ground; and began asav- • age attack on his prostrate form, Mr. :Aitken is not only a courageous map but a man of cool nerve; He kept -his presence of mind at this moment Of deadly peril and Managed:by a' series at quick movements to avoid a throat' from the long, sharp. horns. "Filially the opportunity he :wanted arrived. Turning quickly on his back & grasped the. • nose of the.beast a it niade• a blind lthige' athim, and held it by, the, cartilage in a vicelike grip. His eztraordindrY strength . enabled him to retain his hold, which he in reseed With the other hand, and so he b e steer until, the drover got a rope n tied its horns' to its. fore leg. • • -- t• oneiy Jacob's Ladd4r. • • • On „MoUnt Whitney, thNtigliedt• moun- tain in California, at a level 14,000 feet above *krises and POO feet' above the tim- ber line, Where theta:- is no soil and no moisture save snow and hail and ice, there -grows a little flower shaped , like a bell 'flower, gaudy in o'er(' of red, purple and blue. ' It is called Jacob's Ladder, and its fragrance partakes of the white jaemine. It bloom's' alone, for it not only has no floral sesiodiate: but there is no creature, not even bird or inteetv to keep it cornpany, Purekti (Nev)Sentifth. I earth, don't it sthrld to reason that there -will be nothing left inelde for the final hitrnini up of the worldi. is just elioit. Gdgett9', When jack salutes Jenny, though miles apart, then the 'jubilee of noisy affection begins. ' It is an infernal concert, amorous; *hind and ear•hehinubing; It starts with an exaggerated case of ' asthma. (Latigh:. ter.) This rasps your Soul. The least loses, then catches its breath With a harsh, squeakish sibilation, until a roar as of forty hungry hone comes toils relief. (Laughter.) All the powers of Wheezy, whistling, gasp- ing suction .are exhausted. - -Then follow terrific expirations of the bellowing mons- ter.• .(Laughter.) Suction and emission= repeated with " daMnable_.: until the noise dies Out in an agonytthutter. able. ,f.used to hear when a boy the'creak, irig.of the manned wheels of -the Conestoga waggon from Pennsylvania: I have lately twirl he 2inmembigonfity.ppuidi 45,51 95.4ffeeflorttig*gethaNileapoxi4he Iridtful ianatitEgypt, but 'never • lieffere-OY since have I heard Such a diabolical concert as this braying of the clonkeYe of Pritik,inos.• • , • ' • • • Heir the *,,iteishey, stole the ittOsity. • In a house on the boulevard Napoleon of Toulowie,.a woman locked up her money ina desk and went Out shopping'.i on . her return she missect-thresr-napoleons, 'a gold five -franc piece and a:trap(' in • silver, There was no trace. Of ",a burglary? Very much bewildered by, these losses, the good Woman was deep in .reflection over the Matter when she heard a -roar of laughter from her • neighbor's garden. ", Oh, the thief !!' erred several persona' 'at . once.- " Where has he stolon this ?'' 7: The dame descended instantly,.. ran .out and . said: "Oh ! my money, meesiehrs ; 'Where is the thief To' " He is up a tree, madamet pointing up to a monkey in a high branch above them, " but -here is the mbney The monkey, who crtainly would be an in-, -Valuable assistant to * burglar, had been seCh to 'climb' into the Window of One Of the-. good lady's rooms, had unlocked a drawer, found the rnoney and, concealing it in ' his jowl, had brought it to his master. I' find that no less an authority than Buffone•Fle- Aaren that a 'female chimpanzee who went out to service at Leafigo .mado..the beds, swept thehouse and •so farassiated • in the ,hooking 0.8 to turn the spit. ' M. de Grand - pre, an alder of the French • navy, tells of another chinipanzee, on board a 'French .man-of-war,.. which (waists the 'cook and turns the capstan • and 'furls:. sail as Well any of the sailors: In: • China motikeys help in the tea picking, and Lord Monborldo ,hsed..to gravely. contend' that ,apes 'coiild. talk readily . enough, but that their' superior Cunning told them to hold theirienguee lest they, Should be. Put to hard work -Leeds 'Mercury. ' • A Life 'Wasted on rerpethal Motion. George Johnson, 'aged 78,- died at the Bristol' Town 'Farm on Sunday.•• He was an'interesting character, his chief notoriety being in: his, effort' to pexteet, perpetual .inotiom-He-became• so engaged in this sub- ject about 4.6) Years' ago, at the time of .the perpetual motion Ora* that his Mind be garde unbalanced; and since that time he contrived severaP,ingenious devices which are ,curiosities. johnson waes me. oluthic of 'inare than common skill in the uee of tools, , yet he was -never able to nee his ability to acoutnulate any property.•!7. gartforcl Times. •' , Slow Starvation.. .. • . Rev. D. Frank Culley,„ missioria'ry'to Labrador coast of the Society for the Fro - negation of the Gospel, :has published it letter in the St. John's (Nfld.) Moran. y, in 'Which a pahiful'accOurit of the slow starl vation pf the people is detailed. He cites instances where villages had to gubsiet on rock cod for months; where men walked hundredi of miles for &for and • could Only get One barrel, " • :•• • .bitien to Deinieration. Jack-What:I. ;Are you snioking cigar- . Harry -Yes; dash it all 1 Cote reftieed 'my offer ofinarriage last night, and I don't carenew what becomes of m.o.-rid Bits. ' Sound Adfrie•.: ., ' An mnoceht Cheyenne man „wrote to a . Denver sport the Other day and aiiked the ' question: "-Hd* can it mat get rich et pbker ?" ' The sport'. pternptly 'replied' ; I"Dontnpoke."-Denver News. '' . . • ,.it :cheerful Believer. ' A'farmer etood, e.t :the-, /that* 'gli'n well.yeeterday and sadly • declared it wad. justinkling Bible -prophecy to ' dig such things.. On beihg asked' to explain he said t l'If I the oil and gas is all punIlled out of the It is Only within the past 500 yean that; women have daii9ed publiely with inen.,, Italy first began:Vithe Ohio& condemned e austoin; but in Bib e prophecy; and ought te be stop- - ?KAMA ER 04 LTA:IL A.ih;rnta Arian rrefer$ Death to afahomont,. A passenger' who arrived 'here last even- ing from Sarnia tells of a startling tragedy that took place in that town yesterday: ti would seem that a carpenter named Prank Howard has Atticently been paying marked attentions to a Miss Lafarge, „whese friends are said to live in Tilbury Centre. Matters finally came to a oriole, and -the pair were to have been; married yesterday at: the Farmers' Hefei in Sarnia. All the prone - ration(' were made, thewould-bebride, the witnesses and the clergyman were On. but the bridegreem was missing. 'After waiting for a Considerable time a generall -searchwasinetituted; alid' thedead body of Howard was; found suspended by a rope to one of the beams ih the barn on the hotel premises: It was evidently a easeof suicide-, the Motive for which /re not yet transpixed.-Lohdint , • . •• Latest front *the Northwest. , Superintendent White, of the who has just returned from the. West, days the trestle bridges between Calgary and. Donald,- B.C„,will be made to give to iron bridges. • ' ' Mr. Burgess,Deputy Minister of the Interior,_bae.returned froni-his---Weste trip and will await here the arrival of the Minister of theInterier. • • Gopherearedoing---considerahle-damagn in some portions of the Territories: Mr. Gramford-i-lr member-of7the 'Sbr-thwest Connell, :says that the 'municipality of Indian Head., Which offers a bonne for their destruction, in the month of May last.paid. for seventy-five thousand. tails at three Cents per tail. • - • • The United States authorities havihg . granted the extradition 01 Pant, Chief Mo. Rees assailant,' he was brought to the city to -night. , , • Mr. Daly,M.P., was bahquetted by his constituents at' Brandon, to -night. •-The general tone of the speeches shows that the Province is entirely united on the. subject of disallowance, though r a portion of of : the West debts not like the *ay in which Win- nipeg has: been; according, to their views exclusively running things. . 'A 'Vial:Iris, 13.C., despatch states that the Grand ZrAnk-Bail apply-,th-the British: Columbia Legielathre, at its next Session for a franchigefoiarailway through Yellowhead Pass and Chilcoutin county Via Bute Inlet to EsqUiMait.' ' • " AirkadySri/Wathallre' ffhe.111*,glIlsratlic,4,3 thmantg,Lreaze:" graded.---- ' "'"'• 7.- • . • Captain W. C. B. Graham,. DominionImmigrant 'Agent, hasreceived a despatch informing - him that 822 Icelanders.' •left Glasgow en+mule to Manitoba on July 7th' by the steamer Buenos Ayres; The party its expected to arrive in Quebec On Monday and to reach Winnipedat the end of next week. The Icelanders-, who arrived last Saturday have not yet takini-tip: land; but .have nearly all -secured situations. '• • HO, Alexander Mackenzie • and ., Mr. Duncan McIntyre. passed tlirotigh the city for Banff this morning.. Theser-,Prernier: appeared to be still vary weak: ; • • About Ii100,000' will -he expended this year,--in----the-construCtion- and repair • of Northwest Mounted Police ha/Tacks. • It is:believed:that there: is 'every likeli- hood of the onatruction of the Northwest Central Railway being deferred for at least another year: , . ..• : . The 'Scribe aithe:Direue Oh„ the druzns were heard and the ,pic••• cola nate, as the drops up -toren- paraded, and- the shorn -off rattle and whiskered goat and the elenhiniturither Shaded.. Vfolldtved it -calmlyat early morn, my work and.My labors spurning, and I harked to the sound Of a rusty horn with a ;Wild aintuntiallOwed •yearning.FeWithd short were the tunes they played,' and they paused not it all to monkey; so I elOWly followed :the route they Made at the , heels of, the lop-eared donkey:. I bought hp a seat at the show that night; and looked at the limber woman, whcitied herself in a knot • tio tight'she 'seethed more likehempthan human; •• .A.hd I eagerly looked at the wondrous bloke who. swallowed some cotton blazing, and hie* .froni his-neetrils-O-clou&of-innnifertill thought he ' Was • sheol raising. , And watched the clown as he ran and rolled and stood in* dozen poses, and worked Off a String of •jokes so old they came Troth the time of iirosesiltcliison (Kan.) Mae. ' . . . The, A4drese of Venus and Adorris. The non-dliivery,of•s, telegram tient-froni Manchester•to• Lichfield. a• week di,so age. *was attended by some 'arousing circum- stances. Some old tapestry was lent- by Mr. Litchfield, ari.Strt dealer, to the Jubilee Exhibition, •and, requiring the retitiim Of 'a certain panel; he partictdariied in his tale gram- by statingthe - siee. and .; subject, "Venus and Adonis," ending the 'message 'with sender's name Litchfield„"!. A. clerk at once replied to "'Venni and Adonis. Lichfield," and'after making -every effort to deliver the :magma, the Post-Office:Officials were constrained to wire hack to Mariolier ter that no Venus and Adonis • could be found' in the cathedral city. -Electrical Review. French as She is Spoke, Mrs. A. (Wbct is taking French lessons) -" Now, Bridget, .when Prof. Blaiique conies you Must say entree ' to biter and ho Will knew what you mean and come into the parlor." The bell rings and Bridget 'goes to . the doer., It is the professor- " Ontario," sari Bridget. "Vuol. ye walk into the parlor, sur ?" The professor walked in, and., Bridget 'report'ed her triumph to the'cook,-Hatper's Better. , • " ••War 1114Ctehtte. • • Mins ShawSgerden (of. St, Louis to ;Maisie • breezy, of Chicago)- Well, 'how is every- thing Chicago as usual, I. sup. pose." • Miss Breezy-" No, things 'are looking very bright., How is the pasturage in St: Louie ' ".--Clearleston News and Courier. ' liu a Series of experiments made bythe Ohio Agricultural Experiment Station 031% Cabbage warms, the most efficacious remedy, was found to be it Mixture of one ounce Of pYretlariun with buckwheat flour. That is the -Iasi novel 1 shall'ever read," said it gentleman; throwing the book 'down in disgust.'41-What'irtliiriinitter,'' ear 7" inquiredhis Wife, "doesn't itend ha ily ?". 7Ntl, they were married.'? ``• ' • • 'Cute 'for WhooPheIC cough - q. Maryhill is &large imdunPOrtant fftihn*lt Of Glasgow. On ThaTedeg, a travelling OandY7rnan and rag -gatherer, with a; cart drawn by an ass, drew up in front of $ row ofliouses known as Pirrat's row, 0..little off the highway at MatYbillt. el'asitQw, Two children living in this quarter are suffering froin whooping cough. . -Altera short 'cot- versation with the proprietor of the ass, the mothers of the two children took up a, posi- tion, one on each side of the, animal. One w .thruin then took One of the children 'and passed it below the ass's belly other *imam, the child'if,face being7Favs,rd the ground, „? The woman on the other sicie eaughthald-of the ti1414; and, giving it a gentle somersault,' handed, it back to the ,• other woman :over the ass, the ' face being_ *toward the sky: .The process' having • been re- peated three times, the child was taken away to the house, and then the second child was: similarly, treated. ' ' While this was going On two other children were brought to undergo the Magical 'oure.:, In order that the operation may have its due effectthe as% Must not be fmotten, and at the close of the Ceremony' each mother Must ' carry her child to the head of the animal and allow it to eat seinething, Such ae-bread-or-biscuite,---ouref-the This proceeding having been..performed in turn by the four mothers , the prescribed course - . concluded, -tt;Vhen it began there was not'31137'_ Pe9Pie present,, but hefOre-.-it wa(1.,:flins ed. quite a number of spectators had gathered. From • inquiries made it seems `the Mothers • are thoroughly satisfied that their children are the better of the ehohantinent.4Netes and • ' Egyptian 'Street Vries. /:* • The street Cries of any city arefull of interetit, but thbse of Eastern • thorough- fares are particularly sighificant. The Muskee,,of Cairo`, its great native street, -is a singular, Oriental looking, place, always crowded with strange•peeple eome- .tvh et after thiefashionl--4,-- ' . Sellerof sugar 'and water-Refreshthy heart! Qhench the heat . : Seller of raisin water -It is well clarified. Oh my son! By the life of thy father, it is well clarified! • ' ' chir morningbewhite Pretzel seller -0; all nourisher 0 all good • 0 :determiner! 0 omniscient pretiels ! • ; • „iciligge4Ivist/d-lionsteetteefActi6340.1kth. * srelninnatpaiis.qinizters. , • .• • • spronleti-gr&bamenotegetebrzerkfasted4gra zialegeraty4inetreply)15/orlwq3B32seindh the hearts of mon! Another (to one eneezihg)Praisie God!: Thank God! • •, .,* -:All present -God have mercy on -yon! .Tbe sneezer-God guide ,me and you! God reward you .• . / • Muezein, • (from a .'inesque)God ,', 'is greatest!' I declare that there is no . god but God !....4._declare-that Mohammed is the prophet of God Come to prayer! Come to salvatien I Prayer is better than sleep! God is Very great! There is no God butGodl Seller of Wheat cake -:-These belong to thee, 0 fasting man V HOW they did knead thee in the night, 0 cakes! - Rose seller -The reae.viaa a thorn; sbe bloomed from the sweat of the prophet. • And thus the Cries :centinuehour after hour day after day.- • , 'The' X'siesingOrowd- Did you everetand in the crowded stree• t', In the light of a city hump. • And list to the tread of the =Wien feet In their quaintly musical tramp. ?' .As tbe surging, crowd goes ,to and fro, TiTnini.,atahareipjhveeaers.cmaiu.atnxeoginifightoht4!,beuetiivoeerzi.een.cind g..0 !fere the tstiblican walks with the sinner proud It And the priest. in his gloomy cowl, • ,„Az And Dives stalks in the motley crowd; , With Lazarus cheek by jowl; And tht,. daughter of toil, with her fresh young • 1.8.1411tturrte 47 • S, r Spotless fe me, ^ -Keeps' step with the, woman who inakesi•ther - mart - •-• •• /12 the .4itente of and shame. . . • , When time shall baYe beaten the day's tattoo,, And in duskyarmor night ' 1. • ,TP treading with eche:less footstep, through The gloom of the sileusnJgit,- Some -few -of these. shall 'bii'clamtaryjed,- And sink, te slumbers' sweet, • While many 'Will go to Et sleepless bed. '- With never a crumb to eat Ah, me -I when the hours g� joyfullyty, „ How little we stopped to heed 0n, brothers' brothers' and sisters' despairing e"ry. In..tliiir woe and bitter peed. Yet spell a world as the angels sought This world of Ours we'd call, •` . If the brotheriylove our Father taught " Was fejt by:each for all. A Rat and aRar.,,roa. The Danbury NM& ea:Ye Snow ha8 ' arvery...ftnexat and a- parrot. '„Both occupy prominent quarters in his office, the oat mostofthe time- monopolizinghis chair, and the parrot confined in a Cage hangs beside a window. •As• is natural, the cat and Parrot have become friends and take great interesfiti each other. The other • '. daY the doctor returned from his round of , iialls, and on entering his office was met by. his cat, whit* seemed to be evincing :great uneasiness. She -ran on before him • and. kept looking up and !hewing ; she would • advance a short distance ahead of him and then run back. The doctor ccinclinledthat. she was hungry and went' and Procured a. piece of meat and offered'It-tirreE----sAir refused to touch it, but kept up • her run.. • ning back and forth: Finally she sprang upon the'sill of the open windowand looked • mit and mewed. This called the dootorto the window, and he looked out, and 'then. , disecivered the cattle) ,of,:thej. cats - distress -;,- the parid,'Which Was walking majestically; ' about the Yard in the grass. Ife had escaped ;! fromhis cage andllovvii out of the window, and the cat Was trying to fell her ;master 120,itat.t.salieoro4:1/2rhscritasign'adtm Ethics Of 9htmblip4. . Paterfaniilias (at the breakfast table) - "'Mabel, I have learned--that---young Goit hard; who comes to ,see you, gambles - Daughter MiSo's.edly)--"Oh;yeu mhstnIt, believe all you yoli hear, pa." • ' • 1).--," Well, .I kin* he has been seen play.: ing bilhiards, and youmustdrop him. Mee way for a young man to begin life. Let Me lave the part of the paper with :the atOCk, Market, -please." . , • D-" Certainly; pa. I don't think there a great deal of harnli_in,..hiiharde—,...,--; (warmly)--;-" The loser pays, and what is that but gambling, ? (Consults his w:•Y, bq'aEl:satbeiroi*P, 13.1 vsord.for ' What! hello! Big drop in Sou' -sou' west-half-westAittiewestern I Gracious gitneili t Five hundred-gene-tif.a. single sip! Whew!„I W813* an idiot to P.-” Ah--,a-a-nothing; nothing. little disappointment; that's all." -Phila- delphia .Inquirer. ' •' Why Hannah Lehhe 'tChurch, ' A lady was relating to the the other day , . her trials and tribulations in the matter Of arranging the household machinery sothat the inevitable hitches and jars"of the inner workings should not he apparent to the out- side 'w6r1d,„ In describing -the --Vali* idiosyncrasies of Servants which had come under her notice she Said "Some. years. ago Tbad it good settled Whife woman as house servant,; who, though of .most ex- ;eniplary deportment in every 'other respect, seeniedto corisider-Sniidays as in nowise -different from the ether:de:y(4; of • the week: _Finally-4-eaid-tkeher-t Hannah, why don't you, take your Sundays off? You should take some advantage Of the opppert unity to ,go to church! You ftn. '.appreciate rely feelings when she replied ; Well; Mts. I used to'.gci reglar to church, but 1 never,jined.. My next 'door neighbor Waif a shoutin' Menther, and X tell you What she don&L-she scalded my dog. That's ben twenty7qicre-arririttralti't nem.wont to church (since,' ".-7.Wei1thington Capital. . . The Old Maids at the Jubilee. An elderly'maiden my, hying near Sid- . chip, wrote to the Lord Chamberlain !tt few weeks ago saying that She believed •• every •elaes of Her Majesty's subjects would be' represented :at the Abbey excepting one; " the old realds'"ef Her Majesty's Poniint ions; and she asked for two tickets to have the honor of representing the "old maids," wishing to have a ladyfriend to accom- pany, her. In due course she: received a polite reply from Lord'Lathom, sayingthat he Was (pito Unable to resist: the three of her argument," and would; therefOre,send ber, a tieket. for the 'Abbey, whither; of Course; theltld lank went 'Op Tuesday week. -7-•Londirp, court trOttritat. ' • . ' • Lord Pahnerston used to say that one of his best services to the country was the pur• ohagie of the camp gratind.at Aiderehot for fifteen pounds per acre.' Since ilieri,' And largely as it .eoneeqteriee' _of -the °stabil-eh. ment Of the °atop, land at Aldershot hae Wen Bala at Ake rate of a thousand potuide A Toronto Boy's"' Itonaantie .Adventures. • Pour "years Aga Willie Noland, then aged 9; ran,away;'from his home in thie bent on -Striking out. for.. himself: His, family made every effort to locate him, but Without avail. ' His brother, Mr. Richard Noland, of the •Montreal House, •never, however, gave up the search, and as lite as • Wednesday lastvirote to a friend in the States inquiring if he had 'seenor heard anything of the adventurous lad:' 'By' strange Ooinciderice the yOutigster turned " hp at the hotel yeeterclay7lwell dressed,. • healthy and With-morethan--4!--.815--in• his • ineiclopeeket." The joy attending the re- union between the two brothers may he .YOnng Noland . hs been a4, over the continent since he left .Toronto,', having got into the &rens business. His , presence in the city at this time is due the fact that he.. is travelling with, Mirk's,. .shotv as a Contortionist.His professional name -15 Willie Letelix; and hid perforin- ; SIMS are wonderfully clever. There was a • happy 'time at ,the Montreal House last... • -' night Over the lost 'baying been foluad.- Woronto 'World: • • .. • Irtsoo Midenegnaer Love stories:- yOung german.carpenter was married , to a pretty bohemian -girl -,•in Omaha, the.. ether day after a Six' months' ' COMteliiP, : which must have been conducted entirely • in pantorninie,as neithercart speak 'a word • Of the other language., The 'services of an interpliter were heeded at the altar, but the young - Couple Seemed all happy:4iis if • they had talked Tweet • nothings MO each . other's ears all their lifetinie, . •' A romantic wedding , teak pls.& at' Ed, ' tardsville, Ill., the other detri, when • Prof:, Jithiets O. -Duncan, of Vandalia; a widower, , was married. --to - Mrs. Lillie Carroll, of Springfield, a Widow.' Tho marriage was the culmination of (4.• aeries • of cohicidentss in the Jives of the Wedded pair. - The Rev., J. B. Thompson, who performed thercerel ' niony,' officiated in the same capacity at • . %Pref. Dinicah'efiret marriage alid:TilieTit Mrs: Carroll'e first marriage,' and preached • • the funeral sermon it • the death . of Prof. Dunoan'is wife and .at the death Of. kre:. :Oarrollts-husbahd.It was this 'strange fatality Of eiremnitandes :Which indueed, the couple to Steels again the servieee of Mr. Thompson. •. 't:•• . . 4ttl?ilee Story. Two Scotch fishwives Lehdon were ' talking about , the jubilee the other day. "Eh, Wuninien,Yr said one to the other; 44' can ye tell Me what : a' jubilee is, for I bear a' the folk spakini abopt it?" "-Onf .ayt" replied the other, " 1 can tell ye that ' ye see; *hen a mah /and a minimax': theta • been inarrit for filre-tind-tWelity year, tilat"s a Biller waddin ; and when they've': been niarrit for„fifty year that's a gonden' Wad- , din'; but when the Man's deed, that's a jubilee! • , Cute john. . Chinamen .entertain 464. 'exalted ideas • of justice. The other, :lay a citizen''who left a shirt • at it Chinese laundry to'be wailhed and 'dressed, . was .'told when he went to get it that it hal been hist. The Celestial. Washeirnan (laid • he ,rhight, perhaps; lind.the missing article. some day. But,I want it now," said the oWner.. • , :" Belly good, Don't' he afield," Was tbd reply.-• ,".If 1 ho find shirt -es, you . no .pay for Washee."-Toronto Mai.' . RitieW 11iIy Friends. . ._ A Youn'g, phydician who -bed rectiOtlY, hting•out his sign Came, home one day in high spirits, • • • " You knO*i tilY• dean."' he Baia to his wife, "Irn really becoming quite well known here. /he undettikere bow to me freitay,w, 7, I/oee Mr. Stirliiig live hero?" -Sisiked , fi'meohanie of a womanhe met at the deer. 44 Yeti, sir." 44 have com'e down to 1 oat •out his furnaoe", " You.re jnat a littlet late ; *tile sheriff batf.jtist, been bete."' • .1 •