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That w Whikk4144-.4414.04:1
umpir wag blessed With fluffy hl
that ,streanied in a golden ShOW
under a knowing. little „cap of
• • white. flannel. The 1/14Vire*. cost
Of white flannel', 'trimmed with•
• 'without any bias, as • .umpire's
4hould be, and altogether,' about a
!thing as ever was-- seen �n the b
• .The, umpire's' eyes were as, blue' afs th
• :sunny skies of Italy; and there was a pair
of PeaellY-Innk cheeks under the eYes, and
a delicate little nose, piquantly celestial in
its inclination; strawberry lips, and teeth
waiter than the cover of a 'brand-new ball.
And there wasn't a man in 'the game who
'weuld' have disputed the umpire's decision
.for any honor known to the glorious
• national pastizne: There •wasn't one of
them who wasn't glad to get out knot to
hear the delicious ripple of that Musical.
voice as it said;. '
•
"Striker out.'
• And why wasallthis?' Sir:Walter Scott
remark's in "Kenilworth :" "All for a little
pinkand white - ,-,-and SO falls anibition "
. s name was Eulalie, an
„Rubino did net know about the
. as what had not been written.,4 he
boys --they were college boyo . and calledthemselves then, 8triving0 frequent use of ,
the razor to make good their 'claim to the
• lordly title-the.boys all swore by her. And
. even when just a few of them went out for
• •
a Practice game of `k one;:two, three," t4.07
would have their fair umpire but to seethe
thing done properly. Once Harry had 'sent,
xn_ahot out mirveand-hitthe- ithapire;andthe
young pitcher came, pretty near being mob-
, bed right then and there. But the umpire
• calmly stopped, picked • up. the ball 'and
'• threw Whack to the pitcher, saying:
"One ball." . • '
And then theloys alleheered he *Pike
- and vowed that she was as: pluoky as ehe
was beautiful, and they would all have
.fallen down and. worshipped her 'lame-
• -- diately bad they not known. that she could
• be as severe! 'ail to werolupp
she -was plucky. • • Pretty soon father
• out in
In c f e white 'flannels, and,
. lying down ' in • the . shade,' watched the
-game: Father was a fine Regimen: of
M
-arthoodrand• thdligh. 'he Was ni his '50th
' year, hecould play • a line game Of tennis,
-and kill twenty-eightont of, thirty birds at
the trap ()Very day.
fl , •
'ay; you boys," called • father; "what
' Janata it game is this you're,playing?
'Baseball, Of bourse," -replied Johnny;
. with an indeseribable sneer at his sire's
ignorance., • '; . • • . •
Johnny was only 14 and
iorMae../33404utfe 41-14A • oetoltelottorethanci
-Zankt:f." KeElarkamee.""'flaszondomathe-•41/ini, !•1
gs-Anine,:tand octal 1st around George, who
was ID, a freshinan, and one Of the best
all-
round players ,'•,'
" Baseballreh ? "' -saidfather., "Yell you
•don't play it as we used to twerityAve years
•"•Well, should hive not," was the
•
0e0 here, I thought it was againet tho
,rules to /4* a man," -•"
Thi
re,•wits-nustherzfribirbrgxPlahationlr,
onde hair and the?' the' Pine went on. And then
or from Is°, nle' one- bit a. high feat° father. Re
bine and ,uaneed merrily out Budget well under the
erne will 'ball, and the boys got ready to yell " good
blue, gut °stall." But it didn't work. The bait hit
costume father. on the end of hie finger, and going
s neat d right through his bands landed on hie nose
Again t.4 _ n umpires
ion, and the umpire
e
just •a trifle tremblous about the lips
whispered;• ,_
"Papa,. dear, don't play any more
please. , '
• '44 Notplay- any more ?. What do - you
mean?"said father, bristling tip and wiping
his face bravely. •, "I:haven't got into my
old form yet.' • '
And Soon father was pitcher.- then
those, cruel boys commenced to whack
three -baggers all over the field until -their
sire was well-nigh worn out with his ex-
ertione. Fortunately some went out on
fly, and father limped back to be catcher.
They called .him catcher, but he did ,not
catch anything exco t one foul tip, and he
caught that on tha ohin. .
d What "What makes the ball go so,crooked ?"
Leagne
ObeAst e!:14140after
• !221913Ing th
a9ff9-11.kth
"4 That's the. curve " laid Albert.
"What curve ?".• - ' •
"The eerie on the ball." •
" Nonsense! The ball can't curve."
Then there waft -another tesaler half.
anhoer, whfittliialhifo-ry oL onrved ,pitoh-
ing was explained to father; And when he
finally went into bat he thoughtle_knew
altaliglifit:.-WEten his turn isa.me to strike,
Johnny had dome up, to pitcher, and that
Wily., youngster had more •ourves and
'shoots and dodges than he had fingers. So
when hapitcliecl an. outcurie. and father
fanned the. air,he laughed •a deinoniao
laugh' Pother aniiled. Ilesawthe curve
Ind prepared to meet it on the next ball.
tut the villainous Johnny pitched' an
in-ehoet, and when father reaOhed .for the
expected eutourve he got. a whack On .'th
vs as eft wrist that inadahinl.droPthe bat with-
-same An' exclamation • that quite ehocilted , the
umpire. . .
44 give fathereaey anal:. Pleaded jthe
nmpire; don't be• so Mean. •
!
"Cone off," said the irreverent Johnny;
sending. in a • riaing in -curvet nnWhich'
father quite threw himself. awAy. •
But tbe Veteran was full of courage, and
there wae an exultant feminine shiki
he hatemaredilie -next. ball kr
.betiveen Short' and 'segond. • •
44 Bun, parte, run 2" rocreamed:thetunpire,
chippingler hands; you'renothelf going!" ,
Buff ether anadelbis dirsVaindosmiled*
ef'dfazenifin ArreimPh. •On the orsszemlly.
.,,.Allow,sfathonitbassiduillesrteillephinty
of ground and gO, to second as soon as be
pitches ; George Can't. throW straight. ,to
'second."' • • • 7 '
•
"Take gronnill What ground ?": •
"Time,' called Albert ; and he explained
his meaningtofrither. ,
- The veterangot to 'seccind -and stood
there puffing, but happy. ,Then • the 'bail'.
Man hitto the. third basenum; ;who. half.
stopped the ball, allowing -it to roll' behind
him. He rushed.after it; whileJohnnY Pan'
frimi the lox to third, yelling:
11=P '
' • "'Here -with it!. Here ..vvith it I ,We'Ve
got 'pap miw.' . . •
.. Father was running from second as fast
ea he' could.
"Slide, papa; slide,"!' shrieked the: nin.
• Say,' pop,"- Called Prankie; whe was:
standing like Patience on 'a ' Monument at
'.: first base,: '.why .don't you • lull Off your
• coat and take a hack at it?."-
Yen irreverent Young beggar," rekiond-
•ed "pop,' hag ltinghing, :441'11 'opine over
' -there and take a hash at yell.", ••
• No; mei!! was the; general chortle;
"come and, play." ' : •• • .. •
' 144Come, father," said the Uthpire nOw'a
your time to.phow ,the boys' What'. a
hneivs•about baseball." ' •
••• 'The cevert tient Of the beautiftd•wretell
, Ikea too much' for ,father.. He eresa and
pulled off , his . displaying- a. superb
.:• AOrso.thatibisbiose flannel slifrt beeld-not
Inde, and stiode...intirthe 'field.. • • ' 7
" Here; lop," 'cried Albert; '" take my
°.place at ahem. and you'll: soon. get Up to
piteher," . •, • • .• . ]
Father accepted 'the generonS,' offer, laid
•.braoedhinitielf . to gather. in the itaywarsd
:grounder. Peter was • At the' •bat, and he
gazed uponlather with an .eVil: eye.: Retry.
„sent inn -a " cOrkeri!' and,Peter gotone Strike.
"-What ine.kes yon pitCh,sollard,Harry
gaidtfather, ; he can't hit lt.".• • !
• " DOte,t‘..;Actant-9144-4(W7713altr 41fick
4.4 what do ycinseppeeel'm pitthing for b
to get him .out 2 • , .
" Oh, ,he mustlit.it,"!. saki father, inip
: gently ; " that'd no way. to 'la .Wh ,
. remember when ,the .Skowkegane beat the.
jeremins 971o42. That. Wag a ; game for
:,yoe-none of yotor Ito 0 business in those
, . •
2,,
3',
lit _with Johnny across his knee receivingfrorn
And:father/1 Confused by the variouti cries,'
tried to slide asif he ware'en ice. The result
was that he tripled and pitched headlong'
over the:third base just as johnity, having
sprung ] in the: air -to catch the ball,
came doWn'witli all his Weight,on the mid- •
..-dlocifliiiiffither'ilhaiii, and hit him on the
nick with the ball.' The !prostrate forms
tolled ,over' and Over. ' a: dire Struggle,
which raided a. cloud Of:allot, „hiding them
from sight. ' • ' •• •. !•-•-•
• • •
"Net out!' Ncit out l'"Ocreained .the.
'umpire in trembling tones, Vainly endeaver.
leg to see What the deed concealed: '
• • Presently oxpostulations 'and then cries
uninistakably emanating ,froni Johnny
came out of the 'cloud, Whichslovvly.floated
.away• revealing father 'sitting On third to
the parental hand th,e familiar lespon - of
a_ childhood. 'Father told 'mother afterward
that he believedhehadbeen haaty; b t t
that moment when he had departed fioini
the, field accompanied by the .nmpire with
a suspicious moistbre in -her blue eyes, he
felt that the dignity of outraged' father-
hood had been re-establiehed . on &business
basits.--New 'York. •
A Fortunate Canadian inventor.
.L. °See. hereifather,"' askedJOhnny, "when
, ...the meii: chased' one anther- around the
baseathat way,, 'how .conld .. you tell' 'the
• 4 jfference between a ',ga,nie•-cif . ball. and a
six"dayS'',go-as.you-,pleaee ?" • •
The roar -of laughter Silenced father,,whe
Cententadhinfolifirifitli7fIs "-eking his fist , at:
Johnny.. just then Peter.. got ' one, just
' ''• where he:vvanted it; and helit:ii gr'ounder
; to father.. The 'Veteran stooped down and
' gathdred it 'in in great . shape, while the
• ik
,. ley }leered and applauded.'
, •41 • w we've . got.. him, pop 1. ',Let her
Core , hot !"' 'Screamed Frankie,.,danoing a
wild candaii ton.first.: . .!. •
- ', But father h6id his e •On P' ter, '
Was running toward. first, and .With all the
. Accuracy of a crack Vying shot, he • let. -the
ball drive,. and (*light , the unhappy Peter
on -the Knell ribs, Just as he was nearing
thabase. The generabelaMor hich' foL
' lowed astotindedlathert .- • -,..
"What are: yon doing? Who ate yo4
hitting? What -sort et a way.is that'?
• "Aot, out 1" .shouted theompire's silvery
P
vOice, as Peter. sat don on first bfase,. and
' searehedthe heavens forlis Iota breath.
4" N.ot. out, . „Mina de you Mean V,' said
' .• . - ' •'.,"_.. ' • ' -
The. situation WM explained to lira...and
• • the nature of the ;new 'rule made plain.
'Fa,ftr was disappointed. He • Wanted. to '
. bit the one. That was the way. lie used
• to piny., he .resigned himself to 'his
%fate. • The genic . proceeded; and .father
!,'' oon,'found 'himself on first base, while the
ireeVerent jOlinny.Was at short. Then the
• bntsnlail hit to :10,iinnlf and .that nimble
•1 'youth 442cooled in.'" the ball and hurled it .
to first. But father. had. by ..this time
rambled fiack into tlielaSt and. was expect, ,
ing te See Johnny "peg ''theman funning'
to: first. H The. result .was -that the ball
-. E;truckfather fairly just alio.ye 'the belt and
donbled hiin up.like a two.-foOt rele.
ohrillylooked• rather' white, while* the
tiixtpire. rushed to, first hise with a great
' fluttering Of white flannale, and' kneeling '
beeido her prostrate sire, murnniredi
* :" Ate you heft, papa doirlin '?"
. About five Year's agO Middleton era*,
ford; a young -roan liYing, in Wiarton, fins].
ing.himself possessed.of inventive powers',
went to reside in the States; There hefirst
produced a flour purifier; ahiCh was taken
Atit bYtapitaliste,,and after heingthormighi
ly tested, Crawford ':sold his patentfor a
^mugs* in thousand. Crawford hat; now
several Working patents, the best of which
is a .maohine for 'cleaillng . Cotton- seed:
rs,Ormerly the seed. ,Wits Allowed to go to
Waste, as owing to the combustible' nature
:of the fluffy covering, itcouldnot 158 cartied
to the bkigountry. Iwo companies Operat-
ing Crai'vford!s machine, with a minbined•
Capital, of hie and ono,lzelf Minter' dollarSi:
now.buy the seed at b.bout 05 per ion, and
after Operatione On it{ it sells'for 815, 'Mr.
Cra*ford has been offered two million dol-
lars for hie right ,t6 the machine.
,
• 41. long, thin Youth Of .Pittsburgh can
. r• I • •
imitate a• Steam :winkle perfectly. • The
Cther'clay the hands in one of the factories'
quit Workat half -past, when -they heard.
hith toot They thought, it was -noon. ,
The: Santa tarbara Inde;pendent says
44' One singular effect of the blasting by the
rialto:sada:nen at Ortega:, 'hill is the stopping
of ,clocka and witches 12i this , •
The WatertownTimes Says that. the
epectaole of a horse grazingin a front yard,
While A geese kept him from straying ht
holding the -halter, did not attract as,muc
attention as it would if the 'gooSe, had not
been- an '4, exiled .tallor'S goose," Weighing
about twenty Pounds.
Stehirnett hail been eominitted
for trial at Et eter; charged with having
gfigaged- in a wheat swindle withintent
defrand farmers. • •
• 1‘1174 i3oorge NyardNipbOls established a
p9ttery factory in Oincinnati fit the begin.
• WWI
It is said that people' with imaI
gination
are apt to have long, taper fingers and
beautiful finger -nails.
The good-natured erities are said to pos
sem small, well-shaPea nails and -their
handwriting is somewhat angular.-
The American nail suffers, front the
dryness of our climate, as ti foreign picture
painted 'panel sliffers from the Beane
cause. .
_10,00;a41-bout-rieamrs.' • Ir Itasadgett-
irtY-six Vassar, girls, bave
bachelors of arts. At bachelor
maid of' wfsdorg.--Warertown
-White-ItOsarMtthvea'Y Palart so Naoi'
m
`of our grandm' others, have gone -Out of
fashion. . •
•Tbe,':American. hand .4112'700er than the
Englielk hand,• but; the ivaile: :era net. go
handipme '
Dipleinaok has a long, supple hand and, a
beautifully -kept finger -nail. The hand-
writing of a diplomatist looks like a snake
crawling away. ••
An aptitude for'criticism is shown among
people who bite their nails, These people
are cynical.. and severe, uncharitable .and
bitter; they write a small,Oramped, illegi-
ble hand. • ., , •' • • •
The Chinese' have finger -nails • so. long
that. they could write with them. The
tenacity of the Chinese nail, ' which does
not easily break,' would indicate that
they have more lime in their hones'than
we-gelye. . .
The Englieh nails are alininst•Universally
slightly tapering point, kept always serupu---- lirY:poiseirl•---1*-VreitioiTabeE'47-4-4-Welt, a 1.
I a children were laid up all sumrnerwitt
-lously,clearr.---ThoiTakin it • the base is felt as strong as I used to, I'd like find rate
pushed . back to show the, onyx, a little to take a vacation this summer, but I'132
white helfTmoon. afraid -1 couldn't stand it. Let's stay
-TheOnyx of -the finger-nailfi is Carefully home and rest this year.":--Burdette.
cultivated and polished by the creoles of '
New Orleans to shoW• that they have no
black blood in their veins. No matter how
fair the 4complesiion, the valuable sign of
pure blood is wanting to the opts:moon if the
onyx clouded -
rosy and shell-like; and cut to- a re d a
Biliturol4 'and UraU,
been made' • She's full of pets;
fibe'S rarelYk4nd an teeder
of are The thorn of life
Baltimore' American: :Tha wo
women are in nosily instances
vend the most money on 'their c
• /1 a fretful wife-
retthoderecwsshedo Try -Dt.wPo4iedrecpr W'shaFt wilavolriznteledrhrlre:ripoon,
met
:yen to one your wife is cross and fretful
kthea- became she is siok and aril:tering and can -
Martha'o Vineyard Hera/4:
a safeguard, provided you bay
Wife M a time- • •
"Are we.making progress?." -a
anxianslY lingnites• If we are
,docoa 1,800 pOunds to the .ton,e,
four inches of froth to the, glas
beet Mean.? Pregreell,.-mafting
What - ie tis. bottorn-Zoing in the
the strawberry box if We, are no
Courier.
Marriage not control her nervousness when things go
e Only one wrong. Make a healthy. woman, of her and
the chances are you will make- a cheerful
n exchange and pleasant one. "Favorite prescription ' •
not, wbat is the only remedy for Weman's . peculiar
f oEti d ailments, sold by .druggists; untier a peel-
s ()timer tive guarantee. from .the manufacturers
progresel that it will give satisfaction in every cage,
miof,die of or Money will be refunded. See guarantee,
on bottle Wraliper. Large bottles, 41. Six
" 'Arranging for the bumui
" Where shall we 'fflo this
dear 2" asked Mrs. Flyaway. o•'
see," replieeler husband, •44 last
got malaria in Florida ?" " Xes
alligator got your pointer dog."
preceding summer we got rheum
the mountains ?". " W.e did and t
got my little .8kye terrier." '0
summer before that we went to
'shore atul got bled, ,by the mosq,
the landlord?" "Yes, and the
before that we went into the cou
for 135: • •
er. Young wife : John, dear, have you
decided, • what „name to give our dear,'
Burnraer Erecious; sweet little baby 2" Young
Wwienll4"rlewttnii "tiparebacniedus(1Thoo; hnaisghPtsa)ce4; "illeYesfi, wIrhaWvieth;
- and 'the 6 Insomnia." „ •
"And the'
atism. Governor Terres, of Sonora, effete 0100
he beara eachfor the heads Of Apache Incline; • • .
And the.
Si ce th hairota been dressed in plain
mhos and
the see. bandeaux- , ec9Mbs haave °OM' into fashion
summer again. , ••• .
ntr • White Mine' Veiling in• Combined with '
,plain_whitenit.for-Aresses-to-be-wern, by
ladies in light mourning. "
,
/Railroading in Mexico..
"But the( railroads in Mexico are
remarkable..1 :r like the Way 111exicans j_dirp
life. •Ldori*belteve-w-eisnow'hhv-ir-to7lfi-i
here or in Europe. We go so . fast and
work all the time, Now *look' me a whole
day to go about fifty miles." '
' "By railroad I" • '
• 1.. Yes, by railroad. We went very -plow
and took it easy, hut we might • h
ave,
arrived at our.dostination a Mai earlier ,if
the conductor hadn't hoi,d a -lot of -game -
along ,an 4 an engagement for a cock-
fight at every station. It was interesting,
don't you hnow, but I don't think I'll go to
NeXico, again for Bohm tinie.--" Travekr'.f
in• thi Ban Francisco .C,.hronicte.
41••• ;
A
9s4
. •YtIdaw wto.
• A few days ago there was a small civil
sttit tried before the justiceof.Piien Switch
•I•tbe samo'hian whe decided the anti -treat
law unconstitutional. . always crotom-
ary in such cases to have the winner �f the
euit• pay, the fees: The plaintiff,' a big;
raw-boned, rancher; Was called on to pay
the .jury of six$2.apieCe.-• He 'immediately
Stood up in court and:tpieried: • •.
"• Pay thejury .012 ?'
" Look a -here,. jud,ge,- ain't this softer
piling thick?' I just paid four of them
fellers' $20 apiece,. thexwant the earth,
summer falloweel?"-• ' • •
The dead Silence in the mem Was broken
by o slight Snicker fronvdefendant's attor,
ney. The bailiff called everybody to Order,
and the jury filed out without ,asking for
fees. --'arson
„Cocoanuts tor Coin.
They are worse • oft fOr coin in Gutinta,
.Venezuefa,. than. we are fn Panama,: It aP.,
pears the people. have AO coin, and when
they want to buy anything! they hum&
cliately 'steal a few Co:comets and.. hand
thee° crier to the traders. for the supplies
they require.' This has the , prefect of
the distriat to3 issue a decree which is
paralleled Probably in financial Circles. He
has preliibited the nee of •• compel:nits as
reOneyand threatens traders With condign
punishment Who inaY receive theta as Beth,
Rather- a strange Way of protecting .the
palms freak . the depredations of robbers,
whO meat he a strong -backed. let if they can
Carry about Much Wealth in the • shape- of
bin:ashes% of cbcoanuts.;--Pieneisza 'Star, .and
• • • • 1
•• . ' Distressingly Healthy.,
At the &Tit nieeting of the NOW BlaYded
(Neithumberland) Local' Board the 'Medical
Officer. of width created Considerable
amusement by' his congratplatory report,
in *hick he said :, Since last meeting
nothing whatever has occurred Of Medioal
'interest in yetir district.. The high state
of health extending "sit* so lengthened .a
period, is still , felly maintained.. TV is really
ithogtlier PerSonally, may
fairlyclairn to join in, the doleful -and all
too general cry. Yes,. indeed ; trade is
verYAlack !' Conkl I paY a higher 'eoinpil.
men& to' the good. officers of your Beard,
'---eStrnitary'Re0d, •,
' .
. ' .nesple aa a .1ifusieliiM
. • • '
• icr. 11.---" Can you play any tunes on
your new piano, Beissie ?°. „ •
Little. Bessie--.° Oh, yes; -I have just
learned ! Gayly the Cuspidor.' " • -,
A clock, manufactured especiall' f
A Crazy Social.
An exchange tells of a '44 crazy • sodiable "
which. recently took place Trumbull
County, 0, The butter w'e,s brought in
handcuffed to ' a bulldog, the cheese was
chloroformed to prevent escape,' the coffee
was pervad with &. straw, the meat came in
imitation of, boot and shoe soles, ,and • the
biacuits4ere-loaded-and'iffikolidianfrom
plate to plate , by Means. Of • derricks.. •A
still crazier one must have been a recent
entertainment given by 'a:Chicago church,
.the .young men. Of which had formed :a.
Cooking class and prepared all the refres.lv •
merits of, the evening.. It is said that some
of the dislies werareally eaten. . •
• 4140. *at Afar Retell:the .• ;
•
Paesed a templow/Aere, long ego, while a
maiden. was praying, a rainstorm came, and
.,topliociimhae the god iluttaiooexpos
tout •aiPalial!eal dio4).PlankrOV
nr:• The Original
NOV"5--=' LITTLE
LIVER
alb Via c141, S.,. P I L 11.
BZWARB ilifITATIONS. ALWAYS
ASIC FOR PAZIICE0Sf.PEZZE2'4
SiTGAR-00ATED PILLS. •
•Heing. entlireljr vegetable, they op-
erate without disturbance to the systern, diet. •
or occupatioil._ unin.slass.viais,-sernieu-'4 -
bank sealed.. Ahvays fretib: and reliable. As
a IsiaratIvih_olterativey. or pargatlire
these littler robots. give the most pelf
ec
eattefeetton,,,'.. - •
EADiggi
Bilkons.; ..ileind,aches.
Plzzinetis, Consttpas
£ion I n4 Igest
BflIou Ataueut amen
derangements -of -the -0
ach and bowels, are prompt,
ly relieved andpermaneiitly .
cured by the. nee. of Dr. '
ed Pierce's. Pleasant P,afffifative
44.w In
eiltPlanation.cif th rola al
0.froligurat Reyoutitr".„6013,61pet;nivazte VORerdg tbe,stki„,_
smOttenthfullylcdrabrihatiilivaq1At `.7
e ractionialpori •
, witaaatati deeltdhe
"OA llama and married her. It is a,,gciod
fitOrY ; but the best part .otit is. that even
toting day thegirls'keep nutting hats on
the image, knowing the sayingthat "history,
repeat a itself.",7711fiya qapan) letter in
Sacramento NieordfUnion.• ' •
. • Queen Judges.
Amazingly inriecentanclunsophisticated
the English judged are, when they are on,
the bench. The LOrdChief 'justice not long
ago had never heard ef. Connie Gilchrist;
Justice , ilawkins once inquired the --first
,ne,nie • of .. Archer, :the -jockey and • now
Baron.' Iluddleston; trying a 'breath of
'promiee case; has, found it necessari to
have. elucidated' the meaning of the' little
croOries at -the bottoin Of a love letter. But.
when the big-wiga are,off the hench-...-1
, • • .
',Not, Bulk, But minsinesir • .
is the way a Western min pets it in ex-
:
pressing to a friend his complete4satiofac-
tion in the use of Dr. Pierce's-Pleasant
Purgative Pellets:, So. small and 'yet go
effectual, they bid fair to supplant' entirely
,An 'ever -ready remedy
'for sick andlilious headache,. biliousness,,
constipation and all blood disorders., Mild'
in action, wonderfel in 'effect! Put up in
vialts;', convenient to carry. , ',.Their use
attended -with no disoOMfort! These ker.
ling merits account for their , great
popularay..*. .• • •
A v,vell-to-do German walked inbo. the
rooms of the the overseer of the poor at
Buffalo tlie other day and gave the , official
$5, the: price withinterest of a ton Of coal
received by him when he was in poor cir.'
cumetancea in 1877. ' • '
, ••
Barnum said 44 The American 13eople like'
tO be humbugged." This may be true in
the line of entertainment,. but not where
life is at 'Stake, • 4 man,witly consumption,
or' any lingering disease, looking Death' in
the face and seeking to .evade his awful
grasp, does riot like to le trifled with. So
with cenfidence place•before our. readers
Natbre's great remedy, Dr. Pierce's'Goiden
Medical:Discavory, a surer -relief for that
long train of diseases resulting froin impure
blood, sucli as consuinPtion; chronic nasal
catarrh; liver complaint, hidney, disorder,
dyspepsia, sick headache,, scrofula , and
general debility. ,Time -tried andtboroughly
tested, it stands. Without an equal !, Any
druggist. • • " 4•' •
, .4' NY.deer, if YOtr.dozi't "qiiit•-•annoying
me I. -.I "shall really' have to move . to
NeXicift,"" gala'. a Washington man' .to' his'
wife the other'. day. "17Vbat -good would
that do, I'd like to know?"- " Thar ' - •
. gypt and other countries, where ' lazinees , planwfy..ithtoe7weo'scripaljne,tTIliogeO8121.44i,i.e° and
.thalew
I:8 ,e,400. Il. T. t:g. 13, di . 03itroiknxeS;thi., hd ': hour r. . t.vvic.e. i,ai
snecession: The first Striking simply aete 1 '
• 'rig or attention....----• - - .filoald'adotn the brow of inventor . of
. The Victor's Crown .
the great cern mire; ,Putintrn'S. Painliee
• 'And a tale of their suirring She boars; - i :
Menai • roub the oluidze are.sobbin .. - Vern gitilictOr.'1, It work, quickly, never
. ' Like.a pearl fronuthe ocean ettears, ' . , you want: .See•
There's a deW iti hor eyol for tbeirnorrows Makes a' sorc spot, ar.dioins .jguestt irhuetri' ta.hillin,gs
'Pat when joy fills' thehome-life. with 1o:tighter • painless cdin Eth:setori op sure, safe and
And.the little ones banish their care, • .
. In 1101' Sy0f1 shinos a light, pOinletat cure for corns. *'',,, ' .
.. Lilo the stars of the night;
. That sinilo out, When the evening hi fair. ‘; 'It is the beet for a man to carry an
,
., _, . .umbrella when he goes out -It ."' g his
nadian • Paeillo train, :bringing , own in hand, he will.be less liable' to steal'
• and freight from the steamship ' antother''nian'a unibrella in cage Of rain.
from Yokohama td Vanciniter i .• ' • . .-..,.....,_. ' .:
Montreal on time *yeeterclaY 1 The most tellable mite known for rheu
al
made the ' quick* tint° *on made affeetions is an internal. famed;
tw,iTapan to .that port• .Arneing called McColloro's. Rheintatie Repellant; '
gets are a number Of Japinieee - ' preparea only by W. A; • . Ddscollom,
rocebd to:England, and expect to druggist,'Tilsonburg, and sold by Wholedale
quickest timle by' 'leveret , 4eYs• and retail druggiate generally: ' • '
n to Londen... ...... . : • - ••0 " ' " • " • ' ' ' '
Leal of effectiial mission Work has': Advices received.at St. Petersburg ironi,
lately. among • the• barmaids of Askabo.d State that Most.' Of • the Ghilzaie
-In • London many waitresses who were, "(Val to the Aineer have now
nduced :I to sign,the temperance' 'deserted: loni,, The inenrgente -have
le employmenk of barmaids attenipted to 'deettoy the•Quettah Railway'
pkohibited. In . .ttvb .turopean ; and the l3ritish- are fortifying ite tern -lines
. - ' - .. • .... , " 4". ' at Gulistaivitared.: ' .' -
The Ca
passengers
Abyssinian
arrived at
morning a
record fto
the passert
who will, p
inake 'the
from Jape,
A great
heed done •
England,
have been 1
ling of the 4* pottery craze," hha is now 'pledge; Ti
aid.tO haVe, an income of,p200,000 a year. has been
Skey_Orltaflye hours a day. ' countries. '
• 1
Pather oat.up and rebbedleyes, gasped s
tie arid then said: * „„.
,
y saw arselosetrdaaplaudeor
caping their sanative influence. Sold, by
druggista.25 mite a vial. • Manufactured at the.
Chernicai Laboratory of WORLD'S DISPDNBADY'
ifIDDIO/iL Asenciailon, Buffalo,
•
0 DEW11111
"Bettered byllie manufactur-', '
•ers of Dr. Sage!. catarrh
, t nn d fhey ,eaunot' eoutiv,,attl. oho!
sypirireititi:or
heavy headache, obstruction of the nasal
passages, discharge's, falling from the'leadt
into the throat, sonietimes profuse., water's,:
and•aericl, at.others, thicktenacioue, munons,
purulent.: bjoody and valid:. the eyes. are: . •
weatawatery.:and.inflatned; there it ringing '.•
in the 'ears, detifness;haeking, or coughing to • -
clear the throat, expectoration' of'. offensive.:
matter, togetherwith!scabs from. Ulcers; the.
voice...le changed and. has a nasal twang; the ,
breath is offeneive:. smell% and: taste. are Ain..., ••• ,
paired; there 'IS a sensation of:dizziness, witb . •
mental depreasion, a' hacking' cough and gen::: . •
eral debility. Only•alew cif the:above-named ;',''
syniptomit are likely to be Present in any one.
case. Thousands of caeca- annually, withoUt
manifesting half of; the- above .symptenia,
-.re-
suit, in cbneumption.• and end in .the grave.''
No disease is so 'common-, More deceptive ands
dangerous, .or less understood -by physicians. •
By its mildomothing.AndlealingprePertiee
Dr.•Sage's :Catarrh Remedy' cures the worst •
eases of Catarrh, "cold .the begat's '
Coryza,' and Catarrhal •
. 'Sold by druggists everywhere.; 50 eclat' •
. .
461111401d Agony from -Cat.orrhO.'
. .
, •.. .
• li3rof. RATTi3NR11; the .fainOtis mesmetist.,
of lateen, IsT, Y.;..Writest. f‘ &me:46n years ago
I suffered •untold'. agony from' chronio-nasal •
catarrh. , family physician gave. me up' as •
ineurablevand-said must -die. .mr.ease -was •.
such. a' bad One,, that every 'day.. towards stut, • •
set; my voice Would. benome so boarse Leonid
.barely speak Wye a vrideper. In the morni
my,coughing.andoleariug of my throat would.
almost. strangle itte. By the use of Dr. page's.
Catarrh' Remedy, in three monthh,I Was it wen, ,
man, And the cure has been permanent," .
•
. Constantly Mlasslitilg and .Sptiting,ss
ResniNa, noz .Pine Street,
St. Leuis; Writes: "1 wasp, great.sufferes
'from.catarrh.for thtee years; At thnes I could '
hardly breathe, and Was conetantly .hawkiieg •
and .,spittin.g, and .for the last eight months
,could not breathe through 'the nostrils. .1
thought nothing could hndonefor me. Luck
I, was. advised to try Dr. Sago's Catarrh
Remedy, and . -1 ant now •a well Mail.. I believe,
it to be the only sure remedy for catarrh now
Manufactured, and -one has.only to give ,it a
'fair trial to experience astoundinkresiateann .
.a permanent cure:4 • . • • .. . .
' Three 'Bottle* Care Catarrh.: •
• . . „
ELI Litimian 0.4. Columbia covA,
Pa:., nays: ragy daughter bad batatrh wfien •
she Was nte,yearskild...Very badly. I saw Dr. .•
Sagtee Catarrh Reniedyndvertieed, and, pro-
cured a bottle for het,,and soon -saw that it
helped her • a third bottle effected a perms;
bent cute. She is. noW eighteen :year .014 and ••
•cound and hearty."-,' .
D 26-
NS.
1 have a pdeltli:e remedy for OM aboO... disease; by 10 nos •
thousands o /mace of the worst kind and of long Standing
have' been cured: . Indeed, so strong le•thx,falth In Its
,egleacy, that I*111 send TWO BOTTLES PRER, together,
with vxculatx, TREATISE on Offs di/fain to, any • •
sharer. 1314e egpreet afid.P. 0. address. •• , •
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BratioliOnIce.37 one St...,Toroato;
THE.copkys BEST FRIEND
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%vb. 1 my cure I do not niem morels' to Mon Meal for w•
*110. 101 then hth
ave em return moan, mean ft WWII
Cure. I have Made the disease or PITS, EPILMI
ETOrSALL•
INO SICKNESS a Ilfs•long studY.. 1 warrant MY reMedy
to.thire the watt eases. .13eciffse othere 1h0,6 failed Is no '
freseon for not now recelvhig mire. Send at once tor a
treatlie and FreeRottio of My InfellIble remedy: ,Olve
Express and Post coMes. 11costs ydn Mug to a tria
Anal. will 'cure yeti. ,A44,-,, 014 OIL IL 0.,1100Tt • l
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