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'Z 'rifling:at Ili. Yon Thhilt,
(Frointhe lq.eW gert.h.) -
Why de you cling -unto life, my brothers?. Why
do you cling unto life? I BIT
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Why do you weep when e Yo e and fetters 01
flO81 from a dear friend drop away .
You know this world is a House of Sorrow, yob
— •know this world Is a House of Sin.
That Pain is the Dead Elea fruit of pleasure, and
will be ever as it bath been.
2* Why, then, cling unto life, when over the bine
trantipictions rim afar ,
••• Sinneth the well of the' Wondrous -City, where
only bleesing and blissea aro ? • '
Why do you beat Your .hands with passion, and
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•• storm the sky with your plea and prayer,
Wheneverpassee s.•stainless spirit forever out'of
, •your clasp and care? • • •
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You say he goes to a glad ; braywkingdeni, eVeri‘
• vague and voiceless sea •
• Where never a i
last good-bye s spoken, and never
'and never agrave obeli be; • '
. - And where from•rapture to perfect rapture,,with
crown and lyre he soars and singe .
• • ' • If he chrism cif Christ upon his forehead; theglory
•/ , of God upon his wings. ,
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If I thought as you think, my beothers, he-
. , • hayed in better sphere, • • '
' •Beyond the grass, and the golden lilies that bloit-
• sent over a dead man here,
rwould tingle with great, strange gle.dnesswhen-
, ever a friend etinineehmdddle • , !„. „
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-I-voirld retie libilifin-filii-farldiment,Isid Would
,„. kiss him a gay good-bye. .
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-• And, 0! when unto MO COMO the hour -the
•miracle hour that comes to
alt—
¥eve a cypress branch Off...1210i1S0111-Sh011id throw
its gloom on my gorgeous pall ;
At my funeral should be dancing, and dainty
feasting at festal board,
Should be singing, anti jeet, and laughter, and
4kaii igtfroz.:)f)ewl 1161:1W1hderVicill e 8 poured ;
• Arid rattle• ivissinaam an hb
d gay,tr ilbl r iotfirtt r ugtrineapevP:ii wi4 e nd'
obodrnrue to the
lad thanksgiving stave! en
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t .. •Tho Oneen,)‘ Jubiloe. •
. Old England calls upon her sees . ••
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To honor England's Queen, . • '. ,
Her sensrespond, and daughters, too, ,.
• ' To keep her memory green ; • .. . :
*' With loyal hearts ,and ready hands . •
• . • ., . •.• The Empire's children stand
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Prepared to do*, Prepared t� die;
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:For. Queen and native land.: • . ' • ..
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, For fifty,years our etiimtry's' :.
IlathbornOo'er eattkand main . '.
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... • ,.• •_ . • The 'name of Smprees,_Queen, beloved,.
. --:-." -With neither spot•nor Stain;
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' :* 'Long may it bear' Viatoriallv.name, • ,
•' • ',"Long o'er us inaY•she.rifign . • .
.'••., And for, ottrErapire, broad and '0And, • • 1
'Hay Ethe neWlionorgain. ,, , . • , . • . .
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-•' •', ' • Upon otirgiteen-Ourcountry-nag, . • .
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: ,,... •God'ablessing °Wk.:rest ; . • • .. •,,::
• : • ' ' With peace sad. plenty OverYwbere • . •
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-. ...• Her people's homes be •blest-. •
• God save the Queen, her people pray
. From hearts sincere and free
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. , God save our loved Vdtoria. • •'• '
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. • '. And Crown her jubilee. .' •• ::, •••.' ,
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• IOSOntra-ViCtoria I. Otir Queen beloved, - :- •
. - ; , With loyal heart and hand..7-• '
' •. Thy•coloniee and fatherland ' '• •
• '. • • • 17nited by the stand. .'.. •.
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, • Housekeeping Melodies. • '
' .(Carrie W. Dr0110011 in Good•Housekeeping.)
' Sing a song of cleaning house!• '
• Pocketful of nails ? ' •
' Four -and -twenty dust pane • •
Scrubbing -brooms and palls ! •
• When the door istenoned, , • .
Wife begins toeing-, , .
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•" Just help nie move this bureau here,
' And hang this picture, won't you, dear?
• And tack that carpet by the door,
hie one a little more.,
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' • Anne
d sdrrive° this
ail, and screwthts serevr ,
And here'stsjot I .have for you -
his closet door will nevercatch,
' I think you'll have to fix the latch,
• And oh, while you're about it, John,
I wish you'd put the cornice en
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And hang this curtain ; when you're done'
I'll hand von up the other one • '
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,• This box as got to have a hinge
. Before I can put on the fringe; •• • th
,‘ And won't you mend that broken chair? n
Fd like a hook put uprighethere, • tell
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.'eitiLDBEZ.P8 FArrit* Pa"ntHin B!",Y!..tha narrater, betwixt tears
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Mow to Treat Children-Hetenteni, but
Trut1411-FrankY's Bidal•
• Our children are hem, believing all
things helloing all things, and, 'SO far as
their iarents, intentions toward them -go,
thinking no eVil. 'Upon this rock we base
our claim to obedience, The formula,
"papa and mamma know hest," is. worth-
less upon any other assumption.
cause our knowledge, is !superior y
we say in effeet;wyou should obey us
cause we do not deceive yon, trust us
„The _baby humility is involuntaly
Be_
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• horn' tie, not ivithout much'natural ride in hi
profeesional ingenuity, After his conviction
Made full confession..His system, like
that of most successful schemers; was as
bold as it was simple. He sethimeelf to
attack , the padlocks_ which 'secure „those
•strong metal bands of which I have spoken.
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whand e:ghomitedr,?__bmtlatriIonceirliladnria't410.0910. hi. Mr."
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Emote& Burglars' Netntithi
The most careful. precautions will not
alwaysprevail against emitederateci thievee
directed by superior intelligerice. Now and'
then the .enterprise Of an erratic genius
will give useful hints to the car•italists and
their hieksmiths.. One of the post remark-
ableinstances of the kind was: that of the
'chief Of a hand ef burglars arrested and
convicted about twenty years ago. •:" Scot -
of weakness and conscious ignorance. He
chnfides in his. parents absolutely. . Our
boy's law end goilpet are contained in the
teaehingo of his guardians.. 'He lendsequal
credence to the story of 6Iopeph in the.pit
and of Ilopo'-my-tlitamb in the wood •
d no Plc hem on, the spot wag difficult- r
Elisha s greedy bears are no mbre an
lesereal than. the Great Bear, the M
Bear and the Little Bear,whose bread
milk was devoured by Golden Locke.
„dear_God..w_heseesandloveithinialtvay
beyondthesolid blue of the sky; the
rolls of cloud collected in the fields of
are Ged's sheep ; :the thunderis Hiav
the starsare holbein the sapphire
ment to let the -glory through-A:lige'
detailed to watch beside baby's crib to
evil spirits aWity, and are ever within
to help him to be good -And Papa
mamma are always right:
The darling makes precious ha
•sacred and folk -lore, but his code io si
and strong. He believes what those
ought to speak • the •truth teach him,
trusts in what they engage to perf
Should he cora() to grief, the blame
elsewhere:than, on his steadfast little
Let a bey Oncediatrust the hive or
tenderness of his parents, and • the
reeortof his yearning affectiOns-so fa
the world goesz:jeutterly gone," writes
Marvel.
fiddle impoaiih1463.0 • On the Other hand, .by Placing
..and. Women on the watch, the :fitetenilgs /night
The' b tamperedwith in the interval of the
sliv -Poliaaman-Passing On thelsoltraftrehis 'first'
fleecy • satisfactory examination. The Padlock
ether' waS quieltly remoVed by breaking the.catch.
dee; af lb° hasp with a smali"jimmy,".and
Rain; Plaeed, by omit...Millar in sizteap
pear,
"re- en---ce„--Diffing the night the intricate
levy works were extracted,' so that it °odd be
call opened by its own or any cotillion key.
and, Then the hasp was neatly repaired and
the look' • returned t� '' its place before
sh of the arrival of ithe °where of the premises
woe in the morning. • Thus the burglars,
who being masters of the 'situation, might,enter
• and the place at their leisure. No fewer than
orm. twenty -800n doers had been so" doctored,"
rests
when the gang came to sudden grief, over a
soul. grand prellininary enterprise.'They had
the been • laying siege 44 unbekhovin ' to the
last proprietor and the police to the shop ofa
r ab watchmaker in Lombard street.: By their
Ike quiet method of:manipulating :doors they
had.made their, way hito an Office on -the
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4.` His ' heart •will • take ,011. a had iron ti
covering that will flash out plenty of fir
his tifter_ecntatit,Nrith._the *did; but it
limier knelt," ' ' •
As the first step to this Wrong we are
,ready to Make prinisee to our children:
The iteratien of, ' May I do this ?" " Can
I do that ?" patters upon the ear of the
busy Mother until she answers .mechani-
cally, often not :taking in the purport of the
petition. The perpbpad state that answers
her clumsy defence when remit:idea 'of the
assent, she feels Obliged to revoke. • "'1.
really, didnot think what I Was saying, my
dear,' should warii her that. the, ground is
caving under, the •ledge, of infallibility.
These alear-eyed eritics of . our .walk and
conversation reason long before they can
put logic intewords.
"What does your mother mean Vaunt she
sari, r will see abut it, children P"asked
one little girl of another. •,
" Why, it's 'moat' as good as
e careless reply. "It she does ettY
o Afterward, we'll just -go ,for her, I
you." , •
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! New, when myinother says, I will see
out it, children,' said the first speaker,
vely- nleans;71,I-sW
sy now to attend to what yoh say, -By
d by, when I have thne ,to listen, • will
do „what is -right.' " • •• '
" Afy. what a fuss over a little thing.11111
Ah but my mother never goes back
on her word. When she does promise. die
sticks to it. That's worth waiting for, yon•
pper floor, visiting it ',repeatedly Without
detection. Filially,. after' olOse.examma-
will -tnieth6-tehiethe46-trnmaiscr„,tshfetywnfeblieods,tallairii0Wrays
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the -shop_ 14,1E4 tide. They carried off e
tity of watehee and, jewellery, 'but, for -
are tunatelY for the twenty-seven.- gentlemen
,et ;whose padlocks ,had been' tampered With;
hu; piildence • theysuspended, operations
after that Coup, though, nevertheless; they
est_ were followed, up snearreeted.••And, • to
r of show the cool ;deliberation :which they had
IOU gone tework, " Scottie " mentioned that,
ght having fittede false key,to it froth the first,
're_ they hed been-in-thelithit-othivestigating
ith the safe upstaire. AS there Was little in it
to tempt them they waited till • they had
. •robbed the watchinaker;• when they took
t•their Chance of what happened to•be in the
safe and 'cleaned it out. • Nowadays, there
are said to he few regular reesiVerein Lon.
don. Stelen property Of .value which is
capable of identification is , Carried' Otit of
the countrY. • It is sometimea consigned toHolland, but More generally' to...,4parie..
..131gektrjood's Magaiine. .
•Alrinist es:Sharp iS the eivakening tit
knowledgethat•there is a limitte ", pap
ability to set wrong „right; that; thero.
somrroznowiiins,f,rst, a,Wrinhigich,ttitiihneetenddeefre;idfold
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From'sueh shooks we cannot prote�tli
although circumstances may .aid us in p
poningthe evil day. lila: in the pew
each Of us to prevent the cruelest disillus
of • the many.,, which changehis bri
optimism into cynicism of a type that
•.'Volts the listener -doubts of the'g�odfa
and truthful
be his eXemplarein both. •
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The bureau draWer must have ninteb ; • •• •
• AndHhere's anotherlittle-job="
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• - ' •• . •I really hate to ask you, dear-.•,•' N . • alp
• But could you fix a brackethere_n_-__._ .......:1 :gra
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•• / •• •And on it goes, when these.are through,
• ./ •'-With this and that and -those to do, •
, Ad inlinitum and more too •
• ,• All in a merry jingle- • , • •
• • , . And isn't it enough to make
' A man wish he was single? (Almost)
To the Spirit of the Ake.
• (With apologies'to Mr. Austin Dobson.) •
• 'If I werS•yoti, in moments of,relfection. '
Though criticism may be fair mid true
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" rd not go in too much for vivisection
• , . If I were you.
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.t would' net take the flowers of life and tear
Apart, their inner secrets all to view';
Id pluck them gently, • re•verently wear them,
• „ If I were you.
•7. -I'd-leave mune gossanier of tender fan. cies
•' • In life's wide meadow,,,getnnied along with
dew,' Not sWeeplthern ,ali before.stern Fact's advances,
, •• • .. •I wereyou.
• ,HI were you I'd leave some twilight houle
• • •• 'Twit* glaring daylight and the night's black
' Some neutral -tinted scenes -some shady bowers,
•' • ' 111 were you..
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would not let the oil Of toleration- •
' GL'he sameness of one general width of view
Subdue tile free waves' motion to stagnation,
' •v were you. -
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• • • •I'd net laugh down enthusiasm's Are • 't
• • e•• As antique and high -flown -I'd leave seine few
• ,;• ' Sparks of noble rage; agenerons ire, . •
, •• . ' , , 111 were yeti:
And 0 1 amid the rush for wealth or pleasure,.
And all the 'hurly-burly and to-do,
, • •I'd leavd some, breathing apace, some nookS of
•• . • •• Seine time forlayingulith' enduring Treasure,
If I wore you.
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• • '•, The Old Man Has Nothing tO soy. ,
I heard of a• husband and „father wha fell°
sought amusenieht in a public beer garden. Atte
". He set sipping his beverage steadily ehough
• until a pretty ,girl•carne within close reaige,
• d.then, forgetting his dignity,, he invited
erfto, drin.k4with him. She coneented.
Roguery in her eyes flashed into the foam-
ing cup as she lifted it, and said:, • • •
44 'Well, here's to the health of Bessie' and
• Charley 1" •• •• • ,
Those were thenames of his children. He
gave One hard' look at the girl; and
recognized in her the nursemani 'of his
...household. The beer ,didn't choke.. hip'
quite to death, but almost. And he doesn't
dare to say boo at home about the mariner
in which his wife's favOrite servant spends
• , her evenings out,-CincinnatiBnquirer.
Give children's requests' due considera-
tion before deciding uponthem. • If poesible
and prudent„ say yes." Some of 'tie
Would be :itehained did we know. how •the
habit . of negativing, without thought or
reason,. haetgrown upon' hs. You arethe sovereign ; your chiM the subject.
Be -lenient • and :.gracious. Why feigh
to • yield -grudginglY2 when there -is
.no heilitaticib in/your mind? Do not
be afraid of weakening your ahthtrity by
ready acquieecence. ' Let tlie little Miee see
.hew glad you are to make them happy:, H
yOu flea :the boon With a kipe, you_rnake
•compliance doubly,- graceful. . • When
compelled to deny, your petitioners Will'
comprehend • the necessity of the refusal
,"inanutia would .86y yea. ' if she
could." • • • •
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The I:not:dee Made, keep, it religiotuily,
You injure the child when you forget or
ignore your pledge tohim, but you do your-
self yet greater harm. From the throng of
illustrationaof this truth that clog my pen
I have•room for but one; and that a, true
story. . •' •
Four -year -Old. • Franky's • parents had
promised him a drive on s. certain after-
noon. A thunder storm kept the three' in
doors and the prOinise was renewed for The
first time papa could Einar° limo to take
mamma out. -The " tinie " was slow in
Coming: to Fratticy'a apprehension t Day
wed day, and his ears ached vainly for
ormention of the promised excursion;
✓ a week .• that seemed' a year, • the
• ' • • Cute Boy Conies Out on TOp• i
• Wife --e" nefOr0 We were married you
. never thought of business matters, in -the
evening ; there was ,not a hight, that. yoh
• didn't call to, see ,• • .
• • Young husband-" T.remenlber, dear."
"Oh you tie.? Well6 pleaid.explain why
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" it •is thatyou rush Off tO Mee the
irtement you haVe yetir'slipper and dmitt
• et bac' tanil •midnight?" • ' • •hie an
".I•have twd•te etipport new." • ' 9 It
little fellow, who had been taught "heifer'
to tease," *heard; :the appointment made
with his mother for :3 o'clock that
afternoon. .Nothing was aid to him;
but secure in the promise* given,,he &hiked
bia Muse to dress him for the expeditiMi.
Hair and •hfinds above reProach, his strew
hat „onhis heed, be -mounted guard-dir the
frontateps and waited for the aPpearance
of the buggy and. 'driver, Forgetful papa,
nodded gayly tohim as he trew.up • at/the
deor arid Signalled to the wife looking from
an upper Window:• Mamma; as obliviohe
of her engagement with her boy, kissed him
in passing, bidding him "be Very good
While she was gone. :.' An aunt, eoming hp.
behind him unheard ---herself ignorant of
the promise and its rupthre-,-paused at
sight of the tiger° Standing stonestill on
the upper Step; hat On head; •fingers crush -
one another in the aiguish. of &sap-
pointnient, the chubby faee red with the
• struggle to restrain the. tears, eyes etrained
on the recedingnarriege. 44 There go 1Wo..
•Of the blaniedeet• Hare ever was made 1'
solilequized poor- Vranky, nheonseidini Of
ditor.,
was an 'Awful thing t� say' 'Of his
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• •, Nunater, In Nature,
Beetles often imitate hornets, -'since the
litter are insects to which birds in search
of animal toed prefer Olive a very wide,
ant, asnPed,imellixionfgmwaitnhtiLiona, fiatmatielaYthliek'white
of its own membere; quietly devours. efat
termite?, froni time to time. • ,
The hunilde-hee dies, which are inelten:
sive little creatures, imitating the wild bee
flit about and buzz angrily in the. sunlight,
quite after thefashion of the insectsqltey
copy, and gainenundeserved reputation of
fierceness.
Flies often dwell as unbidden' guests- i
the nest's and hives of Wild honey -bees.
They are belted and •bearded in the self -
dame pattern as their miconecioue hosts,
but their larvae pay for the hospitality the
steal bydevouring the, young grubii' of the
hive.
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There is in Borneo a send -wasp which is
addicted to the hablt4dffenringecriekets
He Voted Aye. •
NY • F. :
Everybody in Dakota lair° Wilbur
Steele. Rei• was a member of the Legisla- •
ture from,Steele county. There is art inci-
dent in Steele's legislative Career. that goes '
very far to show his. characterietic regardr
for his wife. Hew has one fault, hoWever.
.11e takes no stock in woman. suffrage -ex-•"
cept where -he is Obliged to. On the owe:
mon in question the Woman Suffrage ir
was before the House, Maj. Pickley was
championing the emus° of the fair set* in
eloquent wordewhen a calf Was made for e
vote -and the clerk proceeded te call the roll.
When Steele's rtinie was reached he rose
with the. -dignity of s Demosthenes im
conimenced: •
"Mr. Speaker, I am sorry that I canpot
support. the 'Bill, but- .
• At that rnoment wwell-dressed lady. was '
eon o bendover the gallery rail: In e.
laud, voice she 'exclaimed :
" W-i,l-b-u-r1'
He glanced upward. It was enough. He _
turoed-and said r-
ttirtheTrirefiro-a species of cricket which- "lkIr. Speaker, vote aye." '
exactly reproduces the . appearance of its • • The lady was Steele's wife.--Mhineapolis
enemy, so that it can even associate with it Journal, •
undiscovered.,
case-otimitation is that of two -
species . of Malayan orioles, which are
almost exact counterparts of two varieties
of honey -suckers. The latter are such
fierce birds as to be avoided by -all their
feathered neighbors, and thus the orioles
find their own deceptive . plumage a great
protection.
The mimiery,of stinging-instil:stele some-
times perfOrmed by innecentlittle creatures
quite destitute of any such means of de-
fence.. A common insect, known in Eng-
land as the deVit's coach,horse throwspup
its tail in the aggressi7ie fashion of a Boor -
ion, when irritated, but it hae no hint of
•a sting. • its warlike attitude • it is ex-
eeedingly alarming, not ..onlY to boys and
gir111,_ Ina to chickens and -birds.
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. OrisAttne •Reicalt7.sjir',Hfilizepsp.
. litte, been :*fietitteiitly . claimed.; ',arid „I
believe'with.justictbei terrible erixnes
have -lean' eonimititid...by• the unfortunate
Waimea some of theta disorders of Mem:, •
ory end eenseioiftineas. •••'I,have Myself been
called swan elpert in be few easee in 'which .
ome questiona of this sort was the issue,
Soinethnes . these conditions of perverted s
consciOushees follow •ininiectiately Or Tt?-
motely, after.injaries to the head; at other Y
times they occtirin patients whO are known
to be epileptic. In Some cases . crimes are
committed by individhalewho are probably
epileptic,: or at leapt '.sufferers from sem°. g
of these epilepteid affections of conscimie; e
.h
This is always the case when Poison's
Nerviline is applied t� any kind of Pain ; it
is shm to disappear as if by magic, Stronger,
More penetrating, and quicker . in ietion. •
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than Any -other remedy in the world. buy . •
ebottle of Nerviline to -day, and try its
wonderful power of relieving pain of, every
description. Pain cannot stay where it=
used. It is jest the thing tohave in house
to meet a sudden attack of illness. " Only
25 cents bottle. • Sample. betties only 10 '
cents, at any drug store. .
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• -The wind." beicott" has been. adapted-- •
ss:e verb in Murray's. English dictionary: •
If ;has been _taken Up in nearl -ever - -
•Europeanlanguage, Frarich boycotter .
Batch;
hettireVat,,- • ' • • *. ,
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, • !'• Beall Read this '• •
bid if.yon have not, write to ,Ifiallett &Co.. Port-
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land, Maine; and -receive, free.. full ,particitiars , ;
about work +that You can dePand live at home
wherever you are loeated."-arva profit of from $i ••
to $25 per day, 'and upwards, All succeed; both :
exes.; all ages. All is new. 'Capital not re-
quired; Hallett & Co. will start you. Don't delay „
tivestigate at•ence, and, grand Success will attend
ou.1 v• ,
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ha•Ve -1CittfficieneY'ef this' •.•
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-One of the polieemen. engaged in -.the
Rahway mystery has consulted an astrolO,
er M. his effort to find it• clue. ,Recent
vents haveshown that an astrologer may
ave very acChrate .knowledge concerning „ .
the fate of inissing:gir163. • •• •• • ,
nese, but who are hot known to he afflicted
by disease. In these latter oases in :sr-
tieufar,cloubts.: and difficulties arise, and
occasionally -let least, individuals go 011ie
gallows for crimes which' they have un-
doubtedly committed, :but of which they
have no moreabsolute knoviledge than the
innocent babe: • ;A I
p ea of this kind should,.
Of course, always be weighed and sifted';
Queer Ilse for the Darlings •but it shouM not be discarded ozi a priori
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" round •
near Garvenzo, is the happy possessor:of a
dozen •fine, healthy ohildren. These
youngsters grow fast, eat three or four,
hearty. meals a day, and the•way 'they wear
Out clotheeis enough to make la woollen
factory think 0. eyclotte had struck it. Mr:.
Pirchhasheen in: hot Water with his little
Ashes for years, and was &boat to give up
in despair, vvhen 'a bright idea struck, him.•
He had.,a tract of lend that could net be biro he couldnot remeniber at the moment
use for the want of water.. 13ut how to how he :had voted, but With ready ' Wit,
irrigate the land without spending a . large pointing to • MA. Baker Who oocopied_a_
suntsitmoney-was-a-myeteryditch• seet-olf-thirpliffihTni„ he hilierif the audi-
would cost thousands of dollars,:but corner *ence did not think he had Home -Rule°
lots have not been se plentiful in the Pirch enough,right•an the premises to be able to
family as the happy. father could have form ejtistand righteous conclusion..
wished, and -his bankbook simply; showeds Bakerweighs.126 lbs., his wife. 219, and
balance of. a few hundreds • instead of thereafter his canipaign was not troubled'
thonsande. . He figured on the cost with tlie questionpf Ireland's Wrongs. ,
of a • well' and found that he could —
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• m r ed August Pirch, who lives g s delphia Polyclinse '
_ Proverbs -of •Every-ftai
Mr. Chas. fiehmornn formerly of' ShalieS- '
Pere, Ont., writes from Oconomowoe, Wis.. • •
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that McColloinsi3 Itheumatie Repellant is
making Wonderful cures of rheumatism,
sciatica and lumbago inixtost extreme case° •
to be found in that locality, ,
Domestie Home _Rule Ertemplified.. It is tinie. for young Matt to swear oft '
when he mistakes a •lamppoit for a per- ,
An ..Ottawa correspondent sit : The pendicular bed. •
latest story -on the question of Home Rule • Many talk the loudest .against sin when • •
is Coupled with the. name of Mr. Baker, of :they are walking . arm -in -arm with the
Victoria, B.C. -The story riins,that dUring devil.-tiom the Washington Hatchet. . • 1„
the elections 'Mr. 'Baker was asked what • •e;•• ' .
stand 'he•had taken in parliainent on the The man who. jumps overboard is • sup.. ; . •
question of -Home Rule. For the life of posed to be overboredWith life. • -
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-The latest hiventioh is similar to th •
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contrivance by which money and Sinai::
•pareele-ste-ereirriedliiiliops, and is intAnhlaa'
stand :, 'a r' iii*ty.400t ,' Weit, a ph
family 'eheaP. . Seen ThrOugh Different Spectacles. mp and one of those great . big ,• ' -
swings which aro noticed at • pleasei.e. r BOuse-huriter--.I' like the looks 'of the
gardens and German pic-nic grounds ' The :'hilildind very well -I'll bring my.. wife to
well was bored, the pump was set up and -see it this efternOon. This is a good :quiet
the swing was put in working order . ' neighborhood, I presume ?, •
"Here, yOu littlerascals,'‘' said the elder'
.Owner -One of the best in the city. •MY
Pirch to his little, fishes, '"come out here
•e,nd get, in this swing. I'm 'going to give
you soniething to play with:" In five
minutes' the childrenwore flying back and
own house is just above.. • Oti.the othereide,
.ithereyoti see those little felksplaythg, Mr,
Bills„ the • insurance men; ' resides. ... The : ..
ChildrenEhoweVer, are charming little peo-
forth. through ,the air. 'The inimp , Worked' Ple- Yon don't‘ object to children, 1.hospe,,
up and down, ixtekiog d merry tune,and a Rail 1!1'litilltekTOt at ill, I have siteof
fourteen -inch stream of water flowed ',from'
thevell. ' The children don't •know, that Owner (frigidly). -4.10 That"Makes a
„ths3;_are-.-Aierking, as ••the Ailingis some difference. . rixt afraid Fcan't let you have
distance from the Well, and is Connected by the hease. Can you .find your Way out?
an iron rod which Works the pump-, as the. That's rlght. ,• Turn•the•khob to, theleft., .;
swingvitrates back 'and forth., Mr Parch ' . '. ' -7* ' . ' • - ' . . • . • :.
is.poeitiVnthat the youligetere will. pump . ' , ,Arieited 'ree Brand.,
enough water during the day to irrigate a A Pettoit.4espatch Of. April - 23rd says.:
large 'tract of • land.1051; Ailaeleg, (Cat.) :Sylvester Godbold.,was in theretell• grocery
• , • . . . ' business it Galt; Ont., until ' March,' 1887;
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v • The roet WOn-th• eassignmen Bet. ' •• '''' • w en e. made an. o : . .
Lamb, an& on April. 14th came to Detroit
. Author (tithidly)l see ' that the price Yesterday he was arrested by the sheriff on •
•paid for Temiysoh's Ihbilee Ode was 010 a 'a .capiatissued by 'Circuit Court Commie;
line, .1. don't expect, of course,-: that ' this , sioner Weiss, at the instance of :17.. H.
little effort of:#itne would be- „ ., • . ,; Lamb, who charges Godbold 'with ',conceal:.
• Editor,. (sarcastically)_O, ' you ' don't 1 ing..; Money . and property belonging, by
You are tee ,thoilest, in. . • ', , • ' . • • Virtue of four accepted drafts ainountingto
• . Author -But if you will kindly insert it $669.23, to Messrs. W., H'. Gillard di,Co4lof
in to morrow mornixig's paper I'll ,willingly gentilton. • Commissioner .'Weise, 'Set the , NSUIPTIO
"pay you the regular advertising rate of 50 'exatninatiori for held Thesdey. ' • • ' '
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cents per line. Here's them:II:May-Ill°. ' • • ' • •• i Isn..; 8 positive rmedfor ilieabOdisease br Unee
: thousands °roans or ths wend kind awl of knit stiudisit ' ' • ' ...
' gditijp (with deep feeling) -:-My . dear sir,•
Whey, that I will sand TWO BOTTLES PREE, together, : ' ' * '
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'Who, Virginlii Oiri in Love. . have been cured. Indeed,. so otrong.li my faith In. IN ' ,'
On lOokifig OVer the poeni, I find it full:of, . -,. .
• With * VALUABLE' TREATISE on this *ewe to &it, ' • • ' '
merit', I'll take it,. • • : • . Here‘a • young Man may • visit A girl
sufferer. Glre express and P. O. addreit., ._ , , '... • .•
Iffitil the rival Pliblieher, around the corner
The -author,: hiving ;made a bet` Of' 050, several -Ii'lleff •
deal of.. public attentioo,. and yet it. will: Brat4 Office; 37' TorigeSt.,'Nectita ' .. ..
.a week and pay her a' great •
that hiepoem would beaccepted,:Walks eta. hover occur to her that ..he is in loVe,With .
Of the oft° 040 a head. • " ." berunlese he tries„ id. make het' think so: ..• ,.. ibij .*• L. I 8..87. •
' Even then; if she is' 'OenSible; he nitiat be
. ' ..A.,Irriee unreasonable. ;„. .. . very direet and sincere about it before 'She
' .•• ' . • ' ' helve§ ,)um.'ut We do no Publish our
Patient (to yOung 'lloctiOr)-Whyday91:1. ongsgetaents,i,..and, 0 •giri may. ,haia maey,
'charge nie, so nitioh, doettir.? 1 IPA a awn- ' gentlenien. friendeevenwlieh shele engaged.
lar trouble trOuble laet year; oa. Dr. Pellet ' Cured ,-Vireinia, airlin Hoine journal, ! • '
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e forhalf this amount.. • . • .. '
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Young Doctor -Lilo* leng.did it take him, -The spring poetry received at this office
to °tire you ', •. .• • .., ,
is apparently not Intended for publieatioii,
• Patient--,Tlitee 'cloyed. •• • • ' ' but as a. guarentde of good faith. ,, ,
0;t:yopulinrg,.Z:f(61:-=1;,r4o. lc,ae:oktfri:111,ygnog: .......• lt 51. eb,atir. tohget,up tvith the hirliwh6ii
'can't eipeot th get tWo : Weeks' ' tobtk, tot 6 rug() 0 e wit Out oti9. Tilt COOK'S-PFs1 ' F PI E Ikitt .
three,day price. `, • • ' •" ,' ; , ' --Tho Eltstlittio' 614..11600Y ea* a 'idle-
r ..• . . , ...--44,,,.: .. : . :, graph line hp'terriallied :' ." Creaky i but at
'Two Weeke „ago,....at Runes' Ptist,eifice, taloa a heap 0,t.wita.0.„' keep..thOrti,Pelee
near Panniater; I.T., the SOW i.W..40.ttenty., steady,, and it tenet' v
be aguer expensive?,
two feet deep.. The inhabitants h di dug. •too14. • •:. -, ' ' ' . ' • ',... ' , ' ..
tenneli froth hefts° to hOhee, • When it *4'4 AtoOdr, , have I got any Children? "
.e..Onittienced ti) anew a large number of.eattle esked little .Thliniay Ilzzletdp, "Why, no,
Were lying down hy'a stack. :They-Weie child; Mutt put that- into YOUr head?'"
corripletely Covered tip, and it is:thought by
the .ownere thattiley are. Still,.'there eating
hay. •, • .. • •
for'restaurants—You-takeyour-seat at the- '
table and give your order. In an incredibly '.• ••
short space of time, a cup.of coffee, plate of
fish, half-dozen fried, etc., code shooting. "
noiselessly along overhead, then gracefully
descend to the table before you. ••
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The Blueberry Is a valuable fruit, and lit n
fruit to grow In the Northern' States. where the MOMS • , •
termer varlettea winter Mlle. It le perfectly hardy.
will stand 40 degrees below zero without sherd:Igen. . • „ •, •
• injury to the most tender buds. • _Fruit ripens in this• , .
• latitude about the notof July'. Color, a bluish black.•• ;
when fully ripened. The flavor is equal to the rasp-
' berry, a very mild, rich sub-aeld, pronounced by moot ••
• people delicious. The fruit is, excellentior pies, or '
•• canned for winter use. It grows very stocky; the
shining dark-greefi leaSCS and the blue fruit makes' ,
pleasing contrast,,, It seem3. to,flourish in all soils and
lit,•a profit's bearer. One dozen Monts by mall. came • ,
fully packed in oll paper, so cto.; two dozen by mall; • •
.11.0ut 100 by exprgss, WM; 1 000„s15,00. • • '
Address* , •L. D. STAPLES, Portland, ,
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curiv., 1 neve made the diocese Ot PITS, 1.:011.SIWY or PALL.' •
INO SICENESS a Ille.long natty, i kcsirreei mk remedy •
' to intro the oidraLprieese Seeking. olb*rk It., t, failed le no '
reaeon for not non. recof Vint a rm r. 44.illt *4 +gloater a
treadle., and a Prost Settle of Ina lenilliT.0 tetiledy Otte
4( YOU read in the Bible about ehildrett's Stifesti etet Poen enice„ i t coon tqw.1,..thies for a trial, ' ''.'' " :
children.' ''-Titti.t,s What put•it into L• ay !did 1%01 cotr611. ..44.h OA 1.M. il v; •Ill)irr/
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