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Lucknow Sentinel, 1887-02-04, Page 70,T7,7:413gUT.100e,T01„,4. Tirn.Ways"ofwonulnarebeyeedallfathoin- _14 • ..Afte," Anbett!Liiden Wiodsor-, Vit. her throat with '1EMICidelintent on 'Thumlay last,but was unsuebetaful -,securing an immediate demise, f3o, that She. ' :might .not cause any disturbance in her "faniily :She bound:11P her neck in a .cloth and deolered that she had tantfered from vomit- .• ing,:accoMpanied by nosebleed,.. For two• days elle went about her household duties with her throat cut and ,gradnally °bled te; • -.deetkin a suicide that 'We& as lelag as she had snfficient strength to. ',keep on her feet, , Tug report- *confirmed that the:Russian egoverninenthas-concleded:fin arrangement. • • . with the firm of IL Hereent &Co., of Paris, . ter:the. raising ef a inn Of 25,000,000' • roubles gold, in. :Order to •e,onStruct the Rerecep Canal, the .Crimea. The panel •lWill•establieh a, direct route. between the • '• .Doo, the Illaelc Sea and the See of Azoff, • "...rand the linea of . rail; The .atrategioal iniportatiteof the efittel is. apparent; but. will alginenable theRussians to bring the -coal encl,Coke of the Don collieries tO the: .Black.13ea 'Ports at lew ates, and. thus: .linderaell the Englisheoa4 Which atpresent: enjoye almost a monopoly iri those Porta .and 'at ,Constantinople. • ': • Dn. T. D. CsoriesitS' is working hard to proite, that inebriety is contagious -unde jr certain circumstances. He has just piloted •a PaPer,92.1.1itlectaill-liereditaxtencl, Psythical- Rhenomena in • Liebriety; to • illnstrete. • his doctrine that:: intOxicatiOn• may be imparted by contagion when here- • .ditary• defects predisPoSe the syStem .• to influeneet,- Thatia te.say a perfectly sober man, brouglit'in contactwith drunken men, may became drank himself. to all precitical ;Intents, or:. an 'equally sober per. eon whose parents; one or both; Were bard' • drinkers, may; when exposed to 'seine:sad:. • den:mental shock,. apparently become- fully intoxicated. • ' • • •-` • • , • • : Tt is :Pointed,out that the BritiSh:PmPit.a. • extends Over a far .• 10;rger territory, • than; . that whioli was iciverned, by ancient•RoMe, • ' the siiperfieea of the hitter hebig one. ..MilliOn and al. halt., square :leagaeie.,,o gf "peeple is under: foreign • rule, Whilst Britain :governs nearly three .'• • allnatiens •and speeking all the 'languages Of the world;: as, . for. instance,., Germans (leligaland),,Spanierdes (Gihralta,r),GreekEi, Itiliana,•• Turks (Cyprus)4.."Arabs (Aden).; French. --(lifautitius),1•0lii-"- _nese, Indians, Persians (lisle), eke' buir, down Your .•chandeliers • from the • ....Ceiling is the lateet, fashionable CortiMand. :'.Hanging lenips are allowed,' but even thy " 'matte placed hilhe oorners• of a 'room ' so • as to 'add to the .effect of irregrila,rity,fllich. is aimed At in .teathe:tic 'abodes of the .rich: .But be . sure these dependinglights are securely ta,stened--4or-lhe 'Other evening there tame very near :being A conflagration in One of B:ostonis , handsinnest 'houses; all • ;ou contof •thir....orte weak. link !' n an antique Chain. Po. be ertistici, ,if lop will, but, at the. Seine tirce, employ. practised • workmen:: to produce the Art,. especially .".when.kerosene la a teeter in it ; • • . „ . • , • • ,• WHAT it1147,AUteTiOt foreStlCiT..titeber,113 , . ••• b • • tall, upright:. groWth free. • .knote, Where side likabs appear. theY not Only •...wastetheviger ofthe tree.but. make -knots • in the iribed whigh, mar it for Many; *piir, pOsee. If planted. 'Ansely enough nature 'will thin ont the side brenthes by.dePriVing :them of light and airy thus , °minting' them rot and fall off.' . Rut e, clean out ,with •'.axe•or saw does this more: effeetually. and ' without waste of force xf trees n wooda ' were kept trimmed uptheir grotvtli he much greater and .reore. valuable.: The • trimmings will Often be Worth enough. for •-Wood. to pay the eicPerise if dene when other Work is not•presaing. -Mns. H,HLBN, M Gonagt tells of having recently visited at Elbe Fulis, Kan, Mia., •Prudence Crandall Phillee, the phicky old woman who inher 'youthful -days Suffered' • „mob"....violariee • imptisonment.and-thes-de..-: • ` ,strtiction of her •• property because she •..e'Pened,a school in • Canterbury, Conn.; for 'colored girls: ;.A"...year ago the Connecticut legislature was prevailed -.upon, after a •,: mighty struggle, ' tfi•• grant her the loon •allOwancedf 6400ayear as long as she as a partial conipensation,ferher pecuniary , losses by the treatment she received in 1333: Thestaurith.olci soul declares.: herself ,c9M- • forteble.and happy, with agoodfarm, the toinpany, of anadopted •eonand nieces, all „the reeding Metter she wants and the pew - Session. of, all her': Senses, except a partial „Jan.:of-hearing. " . : , , • . , . . „ .• A Linwob newspaper •declares that. a Captain Maude, who died a week Or two , . • since; in the jubilee year 'of Victoria, .was 'the grandson of a man who lived tiVet;ie • years under Charles gra,relfather,. ' khr ildhert Maude, was born in 1073;.. father, the firf3t Lent Hrawarden; in 1729,. andhe himself in;1798'.• Thee three goner,: atipnsbasie covered 213 . years, or art trier- ....,.„Lage: Of feWenty-one. years a generation, •. and -hew liked Ander ten tovareigns. , The „ first Lerd.Hawarcienheving been ''bern as •stated' inripp, narrie&I in '1777 for , his ' *third wife a young lady Of 18, who lived to • be 02 and died in 1.851. There were thns • 4.22 years between tlie. birth of the4iusliand and the death Of his wife: Such s, cast. is 4 probably unique..." '• , . . " Tot ".0entury Megazine " printsfortho '...flot tithe theset,Werds Of .Alir,aliare Lintoln; •. an official reprimand to e' young :Uftieer who had been court ,Linartialecl for -4' The ,Enlviee Of -a, father to his. son,!...,f ;Beware Of :entrance: to a qualielo • but being in; bear ' it that the, opposed mai beware of theel' IS good, ,but not the . beat, gnarrel not at all, • No mail .re. • toRred to make the Most 9L.„,,hirriself", can afar° time for persOnal Contention, Still less can he afford to -take -4i11 -the • cense- .. "qiienoes, including the ' vitiating of his• teitiper and the loss of Self-Contrel. .Yield larger things 'ed., whh you. ban .show -lie- ,• More than equal right, arid yield leaser Mies( thinigh•cloarly .yoUr own. Better give your path to a dog thanbe bitten by him • in sontesting for the righi. 4Yen. killing , the dog*onid, not Cute :the bite" •. • ." Il e,...?tview' in' the London Spectiitot; of atird7 Chi...well Life:. in. Scotland'," by Dr: Edgar; -W6.011'181' miniater Of " Burns' Manchline is Ohm, in ".StOtch clergymen' were compelled, on oceasions to eke out a living b'Y acting as tevern„keepere.Iii' 1576 the fronotal :-ASsentbly took "stepS tO, OXliort ',Koh tdra Mid readers • ite tapped tilo and kept 1 . ' • - WHIN Ciretzitnan 04SO/id his. stook New Orleans tlae other day three dun ring ,hoiseA that be has, owned for Years *ant witb, the otheas miStake.• 001O, at "once bought them back, saying that he would never cooeent to haVe the horEfei become the property of -any one Who Wcsild make them work, and that he had decided to put them to a painless death: He pro. Posed bleeding them; tO death, but NV'. B. Leonard, a liveryman, suggested, that the useof,chloroform would be /a better and lese painfulmode This was finallydecided upon, and a reliable man. procured, who was to have performed thedperation. They w•ere all collecited in the clans tent. There were Cole, Leonard, the riders and then clowns, the ring-master'the tumblers and leapers and the three pet duns. t.Oalliiigthe little mare by name he told herto kis them them all, good„bye. The intelligent animal, stretching forward her 'head, kissed each one. This was more thanthey could stand, ,and the sacrifice was:put off. Mr. Cole had no place to take them to, so Mr. I.Aeopterd prordised to find some onerwho asspme charge of them, under a guarant.:at never to:merit them, but to. keep them in good order until. old age should olaini them for. the grave. ; •• .• , •• Latest Scottish News.. At Dundee R. Dium, laborer, has been illnotedir lOs. sa. .fcr,kioking a cat down:. Sir Andrew Clarke, was. ,oh the 5th int. 'presented"With the freedom of the city of Liverpool, • . • • There is Only one 139licernan -olier the four ps,rishes;. Eirkhill, Kilmorack, Li tarlity and Erekless. • • Rev. A, A.. Campbell, Craithie, proposes to rebuild his church in tomitiemoration of the Queen's jubilee. ' While there tis npt asnowdropor a CroeuS; to be seen above , mind, Yellow and. red primroses are in I 1 . loom in the manse garden at Whit • .. . • ' . • Mrs, Betsy liroath,OrStirling, Widow of A.. Stirling; East Mill Wynd, Arbroath, died on the 28th ult. at Portwilliam, . aged 102-yea'rat monthirl'iird-ICKdaya. • ! The'cleath is announced,at the ageof ,62 .yearsorliatlytlargaretil:liourkezdarig1F: terof the fifth Earl of Maye, and'sister of the Sixth Earl, late: Governor -'General of _ TheEmpress Eugenie has comnussionecl Macdonald& Ce-otif-Aberdedii-ancl-litindini; to prepare it polished redgranite sarcOphigus to contain the remains Of the Prince • Two Aberdeen . gentlemen; Mr, , Alex. Maconochie and Mr. Stott, accomplished hazardous teat on the 3rd MSC by walking over .• the .-Ben; Metal:Mt ,and Cairngorm .1eIchiritairiS: ' • - •• On the 1St init. Gordon, the wheelbarrow, man; arriVedin,Ilundee, haiing siccessfullY' 'completed. hie journey to Londen and back since NOV. 2nd. , lle•receiv,ed a rbyal Wel- tonie freinhia townsinen: • ' . , The Countess of Aberdeen has issued an appeal for a union to celebrate the jubilee of the, Queen'a..reign in a manner that Will. commerddrate the feelings: Of ' the women and gir'.1ti of the United Kingdom:. ..;,• ;". Atr..Francis Coutts,, the originator ofthe 'Etch:1=44=re and spitial eystem--Of •- treatment,' died af baits; neai, Aberdeen, On thd..2nd inst. Mr;boxitte- Was in hia81st year, and had iimaesed a 'considerable fortune trenk the sale of his medicines,. . W" • .8 ti a Among 0 uls announce in co att are those of the 'late Lady Hume Cara». bell,.whoSe personal estate is returned ,at upwards of £0;000; and Mts. ,Piayfair,or Murray(' of Holywood. ;House, Edinbiirglii 'representing uPwards of X34;000: •• The Tree of Death. , . , On the New Hope battlefield -Wed & tree upen which the soldiers nailed the iniicriP, tion Tree of Death." • Seven Federals were killed behind the tree " by Confederate sharpshooters. The tree was in ••advance of the. ' Federal; line and was about three hundred yards froth theCinifederateWorke' It Was used by .Federal skirtilitheta; whb would stand behind t and load and _then step out and „fire,. Confederate • sharp: shooters Vent along' the Confederate line for nearly d mile in •each, direction, :and .then. 'being se far from the.side Of • the 'tree 'that 'they could see' 'behind, it, • by a' 'cross .firingnaiide it as 'dangerous to stand behind the tree aft to stand in front of it.' Seven Federals were killed behind the tree; and it came to be known,as the "Tree of.Deatli," Atlanta ConCtitution... ' , •:: A mimicCliche; . , . , • , Mamina; ' Did and. I got married, this Meriting."' • : • . '• ; • • Mamma-" You,did;clid you?' Who per formed the terelneny.? • • "-..- • " don't know what:Yeii's talkin!about.". "Well, how did you make out you 'S'inire Married?", • ; ' ' • • . •" • , .•"OhtWhy,I gat MY.dicillea en' Set the table 'an' -then we both pat down, an'. he Said there wasn't a thing it to est; an 1: :Said he was as ugly iiatould le.' an', he went: ,:out ail'eltitonted the dotor:"0"nzaha.. A Glyinnatit Preacher•: „ , . .ReV. W. E Spencer, of Adrian, ,hes red, hairand is not very large, but it,doesn't do. tO fool with him, for he is quite an adept in the manly art: Be' giVete a large Class of his Presbyterian' boys Weeldy- lessons in athletics, and the only consideration he de - reenact is a • proinise to:5 refrain from bad. habits. Theboys keep the preinise;.tbo;• which le the bpst.feature of the whole 'busi- :nesav The gyranasium is in the' beim/lent of,the " Taffy Did It.; , Jabber -If you are; sodigested with • married lite what on earth Made- you, Jiber-.Caraniels; my boy, caraniels.• - 4a,bber-,Whet hey.,e,,,,eare,mels got to do with it? • -• •• •Jiber-As my best girl, 'my wife was tilWaya supplied with carAmolsbyni4, her jaws were -stuck -fest so donate/AV that I heirok realized her poWere Of elocution until , 'it Was toolate..:. •, • A 'San FraneiSce judge' has decid,Cd thata 6256 sealskin cloak isn't a necessary article of aPParel for the wife of, 'Man with an income of 6,156 A month, This is •a reat blew. at the seaiskininanstry.' . • • A B)g.le JAIIMS 34- 1Paterc'eting 3340°Xer7 at the fc°k4h College In Ptuls, •. • . tenni the f011owing despatch from it. karia The London T.imes of..: January .ott eon, correspondent : • Annageount was .given nearly: fOUT Yeatt •ago -of the discovery arthe Scotch College of two leaden oases, believed to cOntainthe brains Of J'arnee TT, andi the heart ,of the Dueliese of Perth. 14 laying A pipe under .029: cl2PT91 °neer -:t140: Work,men eenie• on &- cavity,. in which Wee° relics were; picked up. ' Monseigneur Rogerson,.adminittrator of the Sootch endowments, who showed thera to ine„ was of opinion that thig pit had been dug in readiness for the intended maseatire,,,either of the persone confined'in the' °elle& or of the Blight*, Austin, nuns next -deer; but it is. mem likely to have resuled from •the, egurination of a cdffio for --the sake of the, lead or other articles of value. MonseigneurRogerson's . original •iliteOtiOn was to re -inter the , but * a quiet^ way, so as to. avoid risk :of, .profanation, and he did not even- inflorin 'the tenants.Of the college. (now Oe011pfed. as a boys' • boarding schoO1), that, the cases had any historical interest. Re was not aware, however,that thebraine of James II. Were formerly in a gilt •brenzeurn attaohed to tablet on the wall. . 'This urn disap- peared dining the revolution, and the leaded case within it was not fiirther heard oftillithediecovery.Pf;..les3,,;-.--AatficireFier no record Orany,other easee With such eon - tents having ever been :placed 'in the "Olt .lege, the, presumption as to the identity of .those fOurid ie almost irresietible. I have reason to know, inereover,--that-the-an„ nouncement Of n the ' distevery o+ohoa inquiries "from. the highest quarter a4 to the authenticity 'and. safe -keeping of . the brains of James IL • • Monseigneur Roger-' son, *he tile* a -strong • interest, in the Stuarts, died three years ego .and What had beedme of the relics, still apparently, in his possesSion np": to, that, time, Was questionOf obvious interest, He had no relitiOnS in -France, hishinated in the north of.E0g, land were not likely to have ,.interested themselves :In theist !.relitio, and. the new ininlinittrat-dr. is a ,t‘rena-heecleseastior who rfituined no answer to an inquiry addressed .1 have,'however; now, fiacertainecl that the cesett.are iu the. - Sefeke-eping' Seigneur': Rogerson.'S iciecutor; Mr. O'Keenaii, asolicitor, pending& decision as -Of "Perth lias no.lineal depaendante, at leapt* in the niale ...line, and as.. her heartwaa originally deposited under an Slab on the chapel:fiber; ,itthight.fitly be repleced there, • Thp brains. of 4 aniee 11. niight perhaps ,be initerteXin a' newurn to. be plaeed'Where the old :One 'stood ;' bet the" Scotch 'college is now a .'Fierieh ,f3thoei, and though the tenants are very courtemie ,to their rare BritishVisiters, a better known depoSitory, might .. ' .piethepa, foundThe brains •-. Might, • for Jruittancef: be • interred • at St: • (*print:tin:: .With What; ' .1. believe, are the. only oth,er remains of • Tames IL:;:nitmelY; Part of the •flesh retrieved in the proeese Of embalming:. 'and it portion of ' his. bowels. • These Were diseeveredeixty yearsago,.'while a church was being reattred, anctGeorge I, plated. :an inscription ' orthehi Victoria hes Teetered. The_ body, itself,_ fffldd KO', 'ilia English Benedictines, in il2e•expectaticsi that it' wad; eyentuallyhe transferred ;to WeitMinster :Abbey, appeared' dining the. Revolution, and Was •probably thrown.. aquarry. Other, relics of James'in Paris,. at St; Omer and elsewliere,;: likeWise disappearediand piece of his at'in.-Pteserved till 1871" by the ustin nuns was made away :with bythe donirnMie, whit* used the Neuilly Convent, as e barrack.. ,. There is consequently every reasonfor ensnringthe preservation: of the eoflege,"relie Mr. 'O'Beetter" iis, I under: tend,ettnirminicatimi Scotch. Catholic': 'bishops; ..and meanvbile it is satisfactory .to know;that:.the ease is in safe custody; •• • • . . • • , Kind vs: Matter,In the South. A man carne into -the. sanctient with a: feece.railtO annihilate :the editer-fOr. en alleged,'•grievanc,e.• The latter, who was whittling, Joaked: :up and said Bly friend, did you Wier conaider that, even if Ydia did thrash .roe, -you could not Stop the publicatiOn••of 'the paper, and it would only be the Wdrse for you, bebansetither,rmyself or.my.sitecessor would be henna to get even with you. Yon may liek theeditor to your heart's. of:intent, but tlie newspaper -goee on forever." • And, instead of thrash* the Hducation' In Weston.. editor, the man left the fencerail,' as ,pert Father-° When I look at 'j-ennie with payment' of his elobscriptiOn.-St.. Joseph her '.b194s and that. seveil-steried ': hat (1119.) GoOtte;.__ perthed upon 'em and her big bustle. and . . . • ' hear her.insane.conversatiOn; I sometimes A •Canard ' begin to think that it has been 'labor wasted • 1,prapit. (reading from daily peper)i'''. The • to bring her up.. I, don't think he has as i.epertAbet-Queen Victoria sept Pres' ent much brains as wcuild fill a haiel-nut.", Cleveland a• Christmas turkey proves to• e Mother.; (indignantly) Brain's HoW Canard.' New *hat dogethat ....uteati, :I can. yet Say so.? That girl has •got a Would like to know ?" :•,," • • remarkably' powerful' intellect,," .Why, she Mamma (languidly)-" Lucy, darling; Mastered ' the parasol, handkerchief .end tell paps, What that Means." . , • Postage stainp flirtations in leas thanthree Lacy (PreMPtlY)7.1"-".Canarai papa, 10 a weeks colirfer„ • ' • - ,1"rench Word meaning a duck, eerifeibiply means,: " you see; that the. Queen. 'sent' a • • ' False ',ECononlYf* Christruaa duck to Presidetit'XleVelaki, , The economical .catarogue -'• maker who YOu know!!'. ' ' '' • • ' • thus set, cloWn Iwo titles 't• . • ' . [Entire.' 141.EifactiMi. of the "famil4 Mill the Flosgi: Harper's Bacot. ' • do.' • .Pohtical Econan?Y., • III'S a sister who -keeps a .universal scrap - beak into which everything goes, but which is ,carefellY indexed: '• She, too; has a mind for saying, ap: witness •',Patti,: Adelina. • do: Oyster.-43eptore frreieseii.pt • , • " • SuCcessful •.4kttlee1l---" 1 • caught' sistei; Maud. engaging herself to enother.young man last iiight,:an! she hasn't sent qff the first one yet" lirtiy--L" Ain't theenice a.a you tell on her .•4,14o ; shebuyed Midge ReziTilythigeantkeedr-likIndeclare , Miss pa 1„0/), shed. • nxe one of .em, ' • , "..What did ha de?" "the „said if you, aro `getting younger and when Igrow • • 'handitonior every day of your life. Birilit3-7Now, • Judge, clan't' everdcrfAt., - A. TexAtt who many sheep also I'm not getting better -looking' every day, owns a Very valuable 'sheep dog called Shep, but perhaps' every tither day. -Texas While aWay from home lid telegraphed to •A"„ -Th9.Ceicibratlenln 1809 when .Clef0101.•- ,•*TWass.3.44cietA4g40.--444.0,... .Aventru.‘,1, 774: , At a time, When -every one is thinking ..of the •best Way ihich to 03141410' t4O, Que)ere's jubilee in. the coming year it may not ;he :uninteresting to reedit Some of •the eyentain conneetion with the celebration of thejobilee df,George III. in 1809. That year Wee arLevelitlid: one, even in the his, teryof the: • most eventful reig0 Croat ErEi4ttaheium.W4itialracniarryiria.. ..1.ganOnu4z, ilhaedreiwie teu6'leteclest the,Rattle of •Corinina and thedeath of Sir JOhn, More, and in July 8ir Arthur Wel- lesley was . victorieue,_ at Talavera and . _ Nearer home, on the other hand,. we had to gained the'title of Viseotint. Wellingten, 'lenient. thenneinanagement and failure of the Walcheren expedition,. On the clay, Of the jubilee, the -20th.Of October, 1800, the -court, was in residence at •Windeori. where the Celebratio'n was. heralded at :S o'cloOk' in the morning by e sound. of ,trumpets. Atter divine service ,the • royal party in-, npected a bind of His Majesty...exeeuted by the sculptor Turnerelli. While the people saran:dile:1 for the retoarie of an .faX! Winch, wrag3Temited Whole, the: gentry. thrtuigeto 4 grOd fete .PrOgnmie,. enliVefied„ *it* Colored lamps 'an.fireworke. "4t 10 o'clookthe•Queen (Charlotte') arrived, and aft0 Her...Neje-0y had joined.the :company, TtheFfireWorkeplregairi-htlher c:prichillion 'Of whiCh there appeared one midden, ma 'as iflay magic, oda. befUltifttl. • piece of • Water' opposite. theogfirden,front of the how, two tritunplialcare drawn .by two sea-horsea one ocettpied by Neptune and pre- . ceded. by the other voth a bend of .music." We ,readthat they, Thad "a • very superb ,appearance.".; Twelve • marquees Were erected:0n the lawn, where the company °avdown to an, elegant supper..". Inthe towji of Windsor largewtriurriphat arch extended from .the Castle Inn right..over. the High street to the town hall.' Another aroli Pfthesame kind was illuminated 11 hY eitactly 2060 variegated lainps."' Aniong other places, theroyal town •of Kew, whprO_:„„roystyWas--:--,wont4,:-telr-Spertd- the ;•summer - months, , was:, ' brik illitinhiated.;' London llielfibileeve.s., Celebrate Solemnity. :London. at this time,was show - lie displeasure at the. 'high prices therged.atthe•newlyerettectCovent Garden Theatre by calightly disturbances, which .eulniinated. in • the...40. P. rioti:"The foundation stone .of thotheitre had. been Nair!. January With all, thealfotrealitiee of Freemasonrythe..• Grand Master,. ,the Prim* of • Wales; and in September the theatre had opensi. with: Maeketh" • end "The Quaker;" Kemble playing •:the :Part of Ateibethp .The...eXpense of building -had been gt eat and the prides...had: been raised, at whichthepeople weremuch offended, as Wesee in the.,:doggerel rhymes ; in -Vented -OK the _Reniblelower. 'yew:prices t tfOrlado'VEtaien ,will emit 4Ohn: 'Bull. On this oceasidn.°. At -thitie time Minds 'Werefull,Of •the ' duel •liativaen Canning and Lord Castlereagh, which had lately taken placejon.'Plitney heath. • Rapider feeling Was ritnning high 'egairisttheT!nke of, York With liegard. to his :conduct in,. the war. But tq . return to the the jubilee; ,On the, Winning- -of: ,.the • 25th • the': Lord ':Mayor _proceeded.--frein -the- Mansion: -House to • Guildhall; ' where, ..being"j9inedbY. the °IMO dignitaries", a.. •Precession was farmed to St: Penni He wee received by:the . "'West I;oridOn and'. the interior �f -the cathedral was lined withTRiter •Fen. .Cibfeit0. In theevening there Was a ban„. qpet in the- Egyptian "with e ful stipPly- of Madeira and red port of • ra' Moat • !superior' . qnelity • and .-.flavor. :, At night all the principal buildings were 'splendidlY filitelniteated. ,The. paucity of vegrilar troops engaged in these rejoicings. ieeirPleined.bithe: fact that eli.,:availeble- •forces Lwere- 'on • ifireign • service. A • pro :alartiaticin.". Was. issued' for .'pardOning ' all deserters "from the ' fleet unconditionally, and deserters • from the land foreeeXihey surrendered wi6Mn• .two Months,. ,The Lords of the Admiralty ordered'. an:, extra allowance of' four pounds ..of beef, :three ponnelei of flour and a:. pound of raisin's to every.eight Men- in is Majesty's ;13hipsin e Pint:Of:'wine :on hejf a, pint/ of in* .SeVeral.,CroWri 'debtors Were also set free; as well as many ordinary debtors,. by puhlitenbetription: . Snails a slight sketch of the ,jubilee•';held iii, • the ,"•good; old 4 days" .when 'George :IIL was .Topea! Gazette. i<• • • ' ' •• Ur. . _ Liver Withotatilliicen. . , . Professor (Who has been giving simple lessens in pliyaidlOgy)-"-Where 'it your, heert,-. deer ? ; •,•• • .4' • • Mabel -Here. . "'• Profefisoi-And where is' your liver ? , lgabel (indignantlyI • haven't any, Cows. have livers. •' • Protessor-.0h; yes,' you have. • Mabel (after sOnte thought) -Well, -then,, wheois my baton • ; • .0 ,PASSENCEMAlt; • 44ec,041:utt.T.41:99t. t Ot4IF.1:abgligiVilogr' emillni..441;44.- A. at Man yiith. a Ifew ping hat '.: War,' 4. pela341t,yelsnarindaeyiTilaftwnY inOotilINCs'ort. Titust"htaT "14We; road from Milwagkee to ()Weep," he phi!. with a roar, " I wanted to get to this town the worst way, brit I didn't have a'cent, was too. cold to steal a ride, So- I made up- • .ney mind to get into the hest ter of the - train- and. trust to lutlt0„, We had just got - 'fo3torut of mitily*ItVaieiwojthheenwzioqouzi rascnheramyel hea4 out and began sniffing the cold My plug hat, -which wee not the best in tint was •for obvious reasons, ' 'ed :on :the back of my head - The conducto same down the aisle of the car: Never before did a ticket -puncher 'make snob, rapid progress.. He flitted from • seat to seat like a butterfly. Pretty soon 1: felt his hot breath on the back of my neck, and then I heard hlin Ticket,•pleate I was too mechinterested in •the passine scenery to pay any attentiontothe hoarsely, :1r4at ea Pniteg ce fie .0 e T4h• 4rine g 7wahliclia mr,,oynlellnetaofrt 'beat a loud accronapaolment. tO 'tlie. ping, of the engine, and then I felt the con- ductor's. hand fall heavily upon ' •nay shoulder,: The concussion was so great , that my plug hat fell off into: the. !MOW., : v5r. m head n ed ngril ThegrstillktgOltaaAuxipoyered nate his pale face.- . • • 4:Yon'ire &VIE+ it ' exclaimed with a, fierce 'air. ' ' " didn't jostle your. hat off; did asked. • • ' ' • ' That's what youdid. ' But your. ticket wasn't in it 2! ' e a ehrecienr "twahi l • aes1;s • d6- ut- hoacki :sill)" • 4'. ',I'm sorry, but you'll haye.to pay your fare.' 444 I have no . metre money,' I replied' ; 'y all ail was In. my bat: Can't' you' stop the train 2' ' . • • • • • : •• • . " The tile is a mile behnd It •. -against-orderd,. hurrlrle you ro ; ,..• . • withont additional Charge. geld timeheep • xoiar hottinalitcar.'' - • . --" • .' Bid iny hat,' r'exclaimed with it hold •' air. I lest t through your- rucleneee and 'T must be indemnified,' •• , • . ":'; Lad.emned nothing.:.ThereiS no het store on the -train.' •. ••' • " ‘,Bnt:yOu have get 'target me a hat just -' • the•Same. ,. • . , • "'Oh, I guess not": • "'Well, 1 guess yea" . .!:Wba0'ere you going to do. about it r • 44.41lepoit yore' to Marvin n.Hughitt,'. I 'yelled:with...defiant. mien. • , • ", 'That's a chestnut. CO' to'sleeP. ' Wake you up when we get to Chicago'-'• . "This is What I. aid,. and when I woke?' Tir(tke.train was then passing Rose.'Hill Ceinetery),' I; found -this -new tile on You can see by the initial's it* • above the "sweatband that the hat. believed • to the conductor : I didn't see hh'ii maw,' ' during the reEttof the. trip; lailt•I'll.het dol- • leo too1am.ghells that , thit • fellow. weeild • jeickhiniSelf froth here to Stilt' eon Bay , he knew,how.beliitifffily e a heensold." Chicago Herald. - Then Tell rt , To the 'vietitaa ',of pains, and aches no. tidings. :1 can giie greeter pleasure than:the:means 'relief. Polsoit's NiniViziez exactly fills the • bill. Nerviline cures iheninratisin.•• •Nervi-' • line cures cramps, .Nerviline cures head: - ache. , Nerviline •is sure in lumbago.. Nerviline, the, .great pure for internal or' • •external pains.Trial. bottles costing only 10 cents may be • hadnat any' drug . store: Buy one and test Largebottles of • 'Nerviline only:25 cents; at . all ,druggists. nerve pain cure • The Mediterranean is -quite shallow A. drying "IP Of 660 feet would leave three different seas; and Afriegi would --be joined 'with • , Ewing used MeCollomla Rheiunatialte7.... pellent it has 'Mired me • perfeetly Of Very. painful • rfieurciatism, from whiohI suffered for years....1 'would '.reconimend• it .to,',a111 - suffering With. the disease. • Rim' G. Wirth, .. A bottle of purple ink; was mistakenly opened.tor pert wine it a Detroit and fourteen: guests filled their mouths with' •• the liquid in 'pledging the host..• ' • •• ' A 'Fortune for Thu. Allis new; capital notheeded; you are started free. 'Both Sexes all ageS. ' Wherever you live • you should at once Write to Hallett &' Co., Port,. • land; Maine ; they will solid you free; full . mation aboht work that you:can do and „livotat 'h,ente, earningthereby frOin 35 to $25 • and up, wards daily, 'from •the first start; Sonie hams made over $50in a day, 'The best: chance ever , known fik.working ,people.: -Now iS'• the -tithe-- delay. not.. . • . • , . The sWeetest and best -flavored pork hi. the World isproduced on •,the Island On At adei The liege there subsist Mainly of • fruits, nuts, grade., and roots: ' • .' ,...,7romonrookonanonooforomoomm.olit: itarireillott illtilitort •. .DISCOVERY.. •Whellyenilkeltraffelat Systems-Oure of Mind Wan, dethig-Any..boeklearited In one reading. Ilmwrre-' ductions. Lor postal- classes! Prospeetus__, with opht, • • ion:, of Mr. • Paocron, th.A e stronomer; Hons. W. W„. Arno% JIIDAti,P. BEN.leasts,, DM. Dimon, Woon and • others, sent post run, lay • . . • • PROF. ,LOISETTL 2017'Fitth A -femme, . hiS superintendent, :,".,Send Sl rt train) 'The, :telegraph 4 operator , now to Heim, l'ested. there ought to. be another" e " litho second Mrs..'fi..-"-I-sety'ait--haVd got • h tie* Word, and tent the despatch as follows : servant girl ?" . ' " Sheep by ytrst „f rain." The superintend - Mrs, Yes, 1 Make it a point to get tint obeyed, and before the, "Texan 'could get a new one every,month,",• • •• ' the sheep. haCk borreeeghint many of 'them But that Mustbe Very. inconVeniont ?" died, and tfie affair cost him a groat deaf of "Tea, but -there is I:OS=0 gong On in meney. Ile is now suing the telegraph, this'towif thet / don't know all about 'company fer,damagee. . •• • ••"' . • • :• J • • ••• • • "44, 1 1 liti.;,', . di ip.r •,I 1....,...1,, ., I'd ,*.ta . r, ,,,....,, I pro on i'.. r no MO 4let4ii 11(0 i I) 414litem Mr 4 . : time toM"tii, 4 Mts.., theft' t*.4ue4 4 Mi4 41.04 A 2ii,11, . ,Cltre. 444 i'lit,,Htle:t Ive 110•,41:lit. Ili VI k:- a I t,f.t,h V m• 7. id, .,.. at. •.• ...‘ 4 t 1,0•10M., Plaid) .. 1 0. It 1.3144 'hily reified" id r0 tho.worn onAYOr •lAneorroe o 4 Irr,i.r, 11 vp lulled iti lio' . rooson for 4401 now...ratetvitig a ern r., ;•••,1 At rtilea fe. . • . treatise. and a Feet+ Bottle ot tny Inti0,111.11, fonerry. ' cars '- Express and Post Calico. It costs you tiothr I.,: tor a. telp1;., Ind i will Ohre you, ' Arktreso Dit.h. 0 Itorry .. ..„.. . . , Branch ()Alta 37 Yoitge St Toronto. • 1 . ., , ,. . • • • 1. DCNL. L. 5. 87. . • THE CCIag B5S, ; 0 '