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The Sentinel, 1881-08-19, Page 3THE E4GL3P411 BEAUTIES. Dirs. Langtry Fading -The -New Favorite, I saw Mrs. ° Langtry-, says a London cor- respondent, the other evening at the opera on the oeetisien ef the first performance of Rubenszein's.opera of "11 Demonic)." She sat with her beek to the stage during the entire evening, having evidently come there to be seen, aud not to see. The Jersey Lily looks worn and faded; and -her pale - grey toi:et lacked the showy splendor that used to tharaeterize her costumes in former days. I never admired her, even when I first saw her iu the very height of her renown. How ate; face could be considered handsclue with that broad, heavy jaw was to me a mystery. And then she- always licked the isupreme charm of beauty, namely, uneoneeiousuess, whether real or feigeed. She is always attitudinizing, and always on the look -out for admirers. The Prince of Wales dropped in to visit hen ,me of the entr'actes, but Hi High - nal., bed a eehl in his hcad, apparently, as hertiseed neatly the whole of his period in a serie-s of vehement- and most unroyal sneezes. The beauty of tue.presentLondon season is said; to be a Mrs. Simpson, who; with her hushAtnd, nas just -returned from a five years' residence in China. There is also a -Miss Ctiallam, Who has a most lovely face, but who spoile her vefy uudeniable charms by thu top free use of cosmetics. However, I thiiik the epoch of professional beauty in Lontion society is pretty much -at an end, which its fortunate for society. Egshin- nii de World. . "Dein Aid -saes up dar' in Kaintuck has got me all brolfe up," said the old man as he stood his brush nn On end. and leaned against the rear walfof the market. " What's the. trouble ?" 4'Buut de thitlin' up of de world, sah. Sg oe of 'eni !said de gran' splash would take place las'iweek, au' some of 'era say it has been put off till the twentieth, an' seme of 'elm ai gwine _ to prepar' to go up nex':-Satrirda.y • When I leff de house dis nuawe_in' I tole Ideole woman I war' gwine _ - to ax some wa Ito- man all 'bout it an" git right down toldo. dead -level.. Now, sith, what -am de cod facks mile case? .A.In de afprld 'gvairse o kersplash dis summer or • " Of- course lot:" "Dat's "Zact y What I tole.- 'em up d..4F- She-ettift do it- ' . She -can't afford it: Why; '.` gala if do wQrii hould bust tip, what:would ' --become of all (10 leaks 9"..: , 1_ ' " That's true . • - _ - ‘., ytz.i., sail,- a x 'Mute. Would da -pieces -go ..a? . ILThyi- dal worildn't be reoii. fur -de • splinters, le.t al, ne debig chunks: "_- De °le r woman may so , uri all night waitin' to h'ar do fust.(irttsli but .she'll he disappointed. You haVen* t sa. el a brirustun; liscae ve ?-"-- ." _ "Nor ' I, eielier ; . but .clem -Kaintlick lunatics_ tun_ esti/tire an' snuftin' an' cryin' . out de...t.-eileely rld_ am- all: 'on--fialie--.2--Hpve = ' longe stile, da -ou 'tspect -cit's world.' will • _ - . - " 01, abii out t . million Vear.g.niore.": -. • -"Honest ?" . - - ."-Den I gueSS:-111 walk Uphome and-telle do ole woman. lOnd:.reason why she feels so bail is beka ee she waS-gwyne down to - Toronto dis fail to see her sister, an' she •'thought -de 'en in' up of, dee-W-01d might. atop e aailroa naillyon yraranf ' ! Why; she'dhave time 4kyara from runuin'. Ten . T cl to - -finish dat-al g cabin bedquilt arid -visit her sister, too! ' '.---..Detroit...Free Pres.- - - ' -„- • - A Blillbonaire's -Bequests. a - The win -of janaes Stokes was - admitted in the. Probate_ genre, Nava York, on Satur- day. The estate is Veined at 57,000,000, and is divided e nally .areong: his children with .the following bequest,- :• American Bible Society, . 10„000; -American Homo-gissionary Society. $5,000 a Union_ Theo- logical. SeminarY, $2,000.; Atner_idan Tract. So.thetya.-$2...00,0 ' Mate for • Incurables, cia $1,000 ;•-Society f Ruptured -anal Crippled, -$1-,000; Colored Orphan 'Asylum, .. $2.000; . American Boar , of Foreign Missions, $10,-. . , _ 000; Society fOrtthe Pi-eventioia.of. Cruelty to Animals, , ;5140 , ' .Baptist-Ilothe Miasion- a,,ry_Society, $5,0 0 ; akunericati.Baptist Mis- sionary 'Union for -Burmah- and Foreign Missions, $10,0 ; Baptist . :Theological Sethinarya$2;00 `.. - - ' ' --- ' - • ' • LL__ • : *a:misiaaable Jetting's. ° Blixo iS.' much: worn in silks, :from the __.-. da,rice-st tithe pliinest shades,- . ._ ... Skirts &rebel/rata ranch fullei, so aSto give more ease anravalking. - . . - .• .. The combination Of rose -color -with -Violet. -I. lilac -Is extreniejytfastienable: • as- . -Nearly all dresses. for girls have very , large collars, eithtrof tliecostumematerial, cianamented withlaceaba of lace Alone: - , , Mi Moire antique s ingreat fisher,- and Will be extensively used next winter. It Will be made -hp into 8 'arfs,:7-cloaks, and benumb- . - - atrings, as Siren a dresses. , _ .. . A aselorativka d at the same time Useful •_ -dispe.sition aintad tile is to: insert it ' Oh0 •nf- the little wooden-bratekets esipeci.- ._ ally- for the purpose. . . , . - .- - Flannel suite for .the- mountains; etc.. - a . have; blousb. or pleated- Waists; -neither "puffings ,nor : shitringg. -appear in ' these dresses,but the n yestshow much pleating.. a - =A Montreal des atch'says Adelina Patti,. whose agent had taken the Academy of • „, Music here for a ancert in January ilexia -haade_clined to c enthiecentinenteing too limited.' Great 1nab; owing to her time disappointmentisifelt by those who were anxious to hear the eelebrated.'cantatrice, but it is Very questionable if her audience at 529 aticket would hava adme hp to the expectations of her ream -,E.. .._ ., - - - . p. Te Dukeo.f Ri,.ond had- the narrowest ossible escape LZ, death the' other even- _ ing...-.4`.!-he. was &tossing -the-. railway line -, from orae plate:inn-it°. another at Chichester station, 'the train denveying the Prince and . PrincesS of.Walea ran'into the station; and• the_ Duke -wonkier- have been killed had not - • - the stition-master tisek`rate presence of 'mind is pulling hia-a, on tathe platform: - - . _ Not long ago _-s, vkeli-known- BoAfou cler- gyman preaohd one evening for et brother who had to out 4f town.. , On his return' ha asked his friendiif hehad agood,,congre- gation. "011, - yesP said be, "about - five ' hundred hrethrent of Whom the- greater part had fallen asleep."' , ' • - - Mr. W. pa Kidd, Tthe " Kingston _Inspector • .of la:rash& Schools, is very ill, - and has- had. to'give Up- his dutie' in consequence. • • . SHOOTING ON THE MOVE. A Novel Feature Introduced at Wim- bledon. A London correspondent writes: A new feature has this year been introduced to tho Wimbledon shooting, a competition in which the Cauadian Team were not per- mitted to enter the lists. All through the Transvaal war, and especially at the con- test on Majuba Hill, the Boers showed their superiority over our troops as marks- men. This our officers thought to be due to the deficiency in practice of our shooting at moving objects at various ranges.- It was this consideration which this year led the National Rifle Association, aided by the munificent gift of £2,500 by gr. Mullens, to found prizes for "field ring"ifunder conditions as closely resembling those of actual warfare as possible. In this, which was named the Mullens Com- petition, five flat pieces of board, to repre- sent the head and breast of a man, were substituted for the ordinary targets, and fixed on tramways moving from right to left and left to right from mantlet to mant- let, at a tolerably slow pace, and without any noticeable pause. The squads were stationed at 400yards from the targets, and at the word of command advanced at the double until it halted by the bugle call at an unknown distance from the dummies. From this point each squad fired as many shots as possible, and at the word of -com- mand they again advanced, repeating the same process at a second and then at a third unknown range. Although this com- petition is an improvement, it is open to - question if it *quid be of much- avail in actual warfare. For then it is seldom that troops are called upon to fir a at any enemy crossing their line �f fire as these dummies do. What I think would be more practical would be a target on tramways moving in the direction of the line of fire, as would be the cage with an advancing enemy. -This, I believe, would better fulfil the desired object. Pleasant -I-tace top Pedestrians.' • Tho San_ Francisco says: Archie McComb, theSan Francisco sprint -rutin" or, .recently came tii _grief ,in Deliver, Col., w-hore,with the aesistance of Thompson, he hail. Avon a great deal. of money. He ascertained that e ThciinPso11 had swindled - Male -out. Of abont, 51,900:he:two matches; and reSolved te• get even .by. throwing the ziext match. A match was made with. Quirk, of :Canada; who was running under . - -an-assnmed.natele, arid .Thempsen, heltav.7 deg that the racewas,fiied for McComb to Winit, induced all_ his intinaitteidrien.ds to bet theirmoney on -the Californian: Megalith fhad ineantiree told ohe Sind 'Moon that he- intended to ‘! throw " 'Thompson - -and Moon 'bet all the nioney he could -raise on- Quirk.. The result- of . thO race was • tli-ac the Quirk .partycarried off about $6;000 from Denver, and -Jini :Moon poeketedag Much Mote._ -',Ilienipsen and his eenfidants lostelitAitily,a-nd, knowing -that- Mo -Coni b - run lese., resolved on vengeanee. McConib, havirig_reason to believe that his life wasfia-danger„.wen.t- to Moon -mid asked. him:. -to diVide -the- winnings, . to -that -he could -leave Dejaver---ancle-go east; To. Itis astonishment -and: digtaay, Moon: eooliy- refesed to divide one aeut, and turned hins. out of his house. . McComb had barely got intothe street - when - Thanipson'e_ friends Opened fire on hibi, and ho. had to run for .his life. His pedestrianaa'silitiee stood Id in good stead,and he escaped without injury. By running and walking all night he managed to reach a point of safety, and boarded an east bound train; -never stop- ping uutil he reached Illinois'. He. stirtes that -the day after his hasty departure from Denver .goon was shot by the viotimized gang, and died almost instantly. A Conductor's Printing ()lake. It appears that Grerman railway con- ductors are Made happy by the addition to their equipment of a paper mill and print- ing office, theinvention of a Berlin engineer, to be hung round the neck, which, accord- ing to an exchange, is to -completely manu- facture passenger tickets before the eyes of the wondering , public. The apparatus is said to be. somewhat complicated in awl- struction, but its manipulation is as simple as its working is correct, for, should the • Dy the mechanism, it will not print all the figures and words wanted, but the word "Falsch ", (wrong) hi the place where the fault Was cominitted. -At the mune tirne this Portable printer checks the number of tickets issued, so that at any given mon:wilt the money in the hands of the conductor can be compared with the value of the tickets printed and taken. ' _ How She Sacrificed Her Wedding Mug SITTING BULL. tibiel by Inheritance as Well as by Deeds ot Bravery. An extended interview has been had with Sitting Bull at Fort Yates, Dak. He says he was born near old Fort George on the Willow Creek, below the mouth of the Cheyenne River, and believes that he is about 44 years old. His father wa,s the famous Indian chief, Jumping Bull. He says, "1 am chief by inheritance as well as by deeds of bravery." He has with him two wives and nine children, including twins. After himself he regards Four Horns as the greatest of living chiefs. When asked why he surrendered, he denied that he had done so. He says that whenajse went to Fort Burford he did so with the intention of remaining only a few days, and did not understand that he had given himself up. He will now demand of the Government that it shall set him 'free. He was asked in what way he considered the Government wronged him, but gave an evasive reply, saying that he had never had either a misunderstanding or an agreement with the Government. He had never made any treaties with the whites, never sold them any land, and never made war upon the United States. Without ever having committed any depredations upon the white man or the white man's country, he had been driven by force from - lands whose possession he had neve!' yielded, and had been placed in a position where all his acts were dictated by neces- sity and not by any desire on his part for war. . A Black Walnut Story. The smartest Texan, and, in faot, the smartest farmer I ever met, is old Sam Graves, who lives on a100 -acre farm west of Waxahatchle, in Central Texas. After Mr. Graves had shown me his cattle. and cotton, he took -me over to see his woods. - "Well, what of it?" I asked, as. he pointed out a ten -acre forest.' . " What of it?' why them's black wal- nuts, sir. Ten acres of 'eni. Planted 'em myself, fen years ago. -See they are ten inches through. Good. tees, eh?" - . And sure enough there were ten acres Of hand-plantedwalnut trees: They stood about 200 feet apart,. -_200 to the acrei all 2,000 trees - how did, you get ;yontmoney back9" 1 aSked... "Blackwalauts are worth $2,5,0 a bushel,• ain't they? I'll get 400 bushels this year. That's $1,000 A hundred dollars a year is good- rent for ..'land r worth- 15 an acre; ain't it?" Well,.what 'else 1 inquired, growing interested "The tlees," cont,inued Mr Grves, "are „growing an inch a,year. . Wh n :they are 20 years old they will be 19 inches through: A black Walnut tree, 19inches through is- -worth 515. My 2,000 .trees _10 yeara froni. now will be worth $30;000. If I don't want tu cut them all I can cut half "of.:theni;'and' then raise a bushel of walnuts to the tree— that is, get -.$2,500. a °year: :for the prop. -Trilinne. -_ No land,ain't it ?"—C - • hicago Two hundred and fifty dollars an.a, a fair rent for " How They- Parted." A new song' is entitled "How They Parted." We have not read it, but no doubt they parted in the usual way—about 2 a. m„ after kissing each other "(ad night" at --least 37 times, "Well,guess must go," he says, with a sigh, about two, hinire 'before he does :gp. - Then, after another hall,:heur'siconyersationsibout one thing and atio'slier; he presses her hand With Much paessiveness, says - he really must go,. and—lovingly lingersanother half-hour.. Then he -says he didalknoW it so late, picks up his. hat .and moves toward the door, where he puts his arra around her to prevent her.- ffromfallwg M a swoon, and kisses' her five minutes in one inning and - still lingers,' Then he gives her one more kiss -just for luck,- and reluctantly steps down and out into - the black,- lonesome night, and calls areund the next night - That is how they parted years age—if we have not been Miginformecl. neer Thigs About Horses. operator not proceed in the way req n uired A despatch from New York sayswell- , dressed woman_ giving her bathe as Mary White was arrested in Patersonyesterdayfor swindling. She represented herselfas a widow; and said that she was poor and had Sold: everything,, till atlast shewas forced -to part with her wedding ring Then she exhibited What appeared te be a massive gold ring, rounded at the edge% to look is if worn, -and --engraved on the inside -with the initials "lit C." :The ringappearedto be wortla'$15.' :She sacrificed it for $4. Then she went to some one - else and told the same story and sold another ring bearing the same initials. Pretty soon the .phr- chaisers went out to 'make their neighbors envious with their bargains. This resulted in the discovery that the neighborhood was full of the nngs A jeweller tested them and found that they were brass, and worth about ten cents apiece. - The woman was arrested yesterday. , - - Lord Sandhurst was Married a _fortnight a -go isa St. .James' Church;' Piccadilly, . to - Lady Victoria Spencer, youngest daughter of-thelate.Earl Spencer, and' lialf•Sisterof the present Earl, by whom shewas given away. . The, Prince and Primess Of Wales were -present and gave . the bride .0 very handeoree' Chippendale- writing -table. :7' An India- ellawl, which..appeared among the preaents -_Was,-, of 'Course?, from the lQueezaz who sent, in addition; aegoideenateelled diamond peadant, with her own miniature in the centre, and: having alarge pearl drop. . . . "She -get on the boa -and -I asked her.for ten cents befere she ioit her head in the rope. Sheareuldn't give me' the ten cents, and rlet her go; aiscIshe didn't put her head in. - She hollered4- fell dawn,- and then you then .came 'tar , il.m." -' This- is the graphicstory of a Ca umbue;..Ohici;,. boy whcih-aa_agreod teassis-la, Woman -in' Coin, reitting suicide if she av*Onld giye.: him. ten. cents. • In a meeting at New York the otherdayi Dr Ga,rrish, speaking of horses, said that greater attention "should be paid- to their conafOrt. They should: get fruit and sugar. occasionally, and, above all things, they ought to have one :day's rest out of seven. He said that horses, though not so intelli- gent.as dogs; are very sagacious, and meu- tioned .an instance' of a horse- of his that used to stop of his own accord at the door of a patient whom he had been treating for fever; a year ..afterward, passing by, the horse astonished the doctor by stopping as before. Dr. Lambert thought that while a horse might not be sointelligent as a dog he could See further. A • lopg,lived horse; he said, was known by the elasticity _ and fireinees of its ear, and a Short-lived. one has a fiallsy ear. The same rule, he said, hem good with regard to women. A woman whose ear was pilled out =by a heavy ear- ring hadnotMany years to live, . While one whoseearastOod the strain would attain-aagood old age. - . - Arecent traveller in equatorial Africa says: "Lions are one of the dangers between Zanzibar and the great lakes. They some times_ hunt game in packs of ,six to eight.. Some animals show fight against them successfully. Lions never venture te attack the adult elephant, and. even avoid the buffalo, unless they are more than two to one. In genelal ' they never attack caravans, and never in daytime. At most a hungry lion may .spring ,upon and carry off a straggler while passing through the brakes and jungles. But it is otherwise at night., When -lions scent the caravan from afar, particularly if it con- taans goats' or beasts of burden, they ,approach and announce their vicinity by terrific „roars. Nevertheless in a well enclosed camp there is -no danger; the - lions -never attempt to clear the ‘obstacles, and marksmen from behindthis paheades. can pick them off- with almost - unfailing aim. There is danger only when the camp is not completely enclosed, or when -those inside -go out to attack them." `Robert Browning is pleasantly deacribed as -.wandering through. the- :cravid- at the Royal Academy :entertainments i with ta -kind word and warm grasp of .harid for allhisafriends,. and, above stolen glance affection at his son'S pictures mis hp:Wet' aseee them b P - Y - BLACK WALNUT. The Supply Almost Exhausted, and No Substitute Yet Found -A Gloomy Ont.. look for Furniture Men. A few years ago black walnut was a drug on the market, and was not at all popular with furniture manufacturers and dealers, but resently it has been so universal:y sought for and used so extensively for almost every kind of furniture, that latter:y, it has become very scarce, and now it is found next to impossible to obtain a suffi- cient supply to meet the increasing demand, at almost any,cost. An idea of its scarcity and. value may be gained when $100 per thousand feet has been paid this year for the same quality and quantity of black walnut as could be purchased last year for $70. The rapidity at which the supply has decreased is owing to the impetus the trade has received through the organization of a large number of extensive furniture companies in . the United States. The imfnense number of sewing machines (the' wood -work of which has been manufactured from black walnut) that have been annu- ally turned out both -in the States and in Canada is one of the principal causes of the rapid consumption. A prominent dealer in the city stated to a Glolie reporter that there are now ten anxious buyers distributed throughout the States to every one there was two years ago, and that there is more difficulty in procuring a few thousand feet of the precious lumber now than there was in securing half a million feet three years ago. When walnut first came to be used it was obtained in large quantities from Port Stanley, the Tinges of Kent: Essex and South Middlesex, and it also grew in abun- dance on the banks of the Thames River, Ont.; but now the Canadian supply is exhausted, and lately it has been obtained from the State of Indiana. There was such a great similarity betwth 'een e wood of the two countries that mahufacturers had no 3hoice, and_paid the same price for either. Since the Canadian supply li,as failed the immense drain 011 the forests of the State of Indiana has caused the supply to give out there, and now the walnut (which is of a lighter Shade and consequently net So good) is obtained from the States of Arkan- sas, Kentucky; Kangas' and SOuth. Ten- nessee. - . ' of Toronto, states that when he first came to Canada was used for rail fenchs. . - Tile -principal value of walnut is that it is an excellent wood for furniture and is handsome in appearance. it bas -a, close grain, is nOtliable to be affectedby changes of temperature, and at the sanie_. time- is not hard to work, .whieh_ renders. ill' a- -very. valuable - timber eoca;omically. Another , reason why it is soon &sive is th at it hasi to be hauled a- great distance 'Iv teams before -a railroad can be reached. - SUBWITTiTE. - -Thitternut ras becialconsidei,ed an excel- lent Substitute for walnut, _but as.it can' seldom Olatained- without -flaws; it will never - fill -the. place of: the time-honored walnut. Besides this it is also very scarce, and is gradually increasingia price. - CherrYwood, whiCb.! is as enduring as - walnut, and.which his' been rapidly grow- ing in favor with furniture dealers,- 120,13 doubled in price within the laet. two years on account af its. scarcity: - ran nEnte ny., If walnutis not 'replanted at 'once,- the outlook for good furniture in the futhre-Wilf be very dreary. If it were planted along the shores 01 Lake Erie or in the counties before merOionetl, or in auy ;part of the Province west of Toronte, in twenty Years' time it would pay 5,000.../Per 'cent,: so says - an old arborieulturist. In the .meautihae the prospect -is gloomy in the -extreme, and dealers look forward to and ancorn; plete exhaustion of . the supply.--.--Toroutca Globe:, -• ; : Kati] _Keepers. ; (Johnny Bouquet in N. T. Tribune.) " Minehoist " wus once a term ofamean- ingwhen tavern keepers were not above their trade, and. the guest found .at the door a plain, well -led man, with honest eyes, Who took his baggage or his hind and Said, "Now, come to me if anything goes lwrong." In these days some - bar keeper turned great Man has replaced the host, whose ambition it is to -appear to do nothing and to look haughty and Intellec- tual, as if a glorious ancestry i kept his impulsiveness in -check. Some of these parvenus run four or five hotelsand spend moat of their time travelling between them, instead -of looking after the personal comfort of the bird theyhavecaught. Thewerdtable d'hote they are now affecting means the table of the host's family, at which he pre- sides and..carves,hut the average host now- adays is so ashamed of hie . guests that he hides his family like a Mexican or Brazil- ian grandee faem the sight of. travellers. W001021 have an opeakig in the hotel -business here as in England. They are not held speculators, and are willing- to undergo_a_aiLliostai responsibilities. :At Brighton,_ England, which is the largest watering place on the;g/obe, with above 1150,000 permanent residents, • the 'chief duties of hotels are performedbywomen mainly, the porter's work excepted: The hotels frequently .send a the 'guest out to one of the thousand's of clean private dwellings, wherelor from 15 to 30 shillings' week room and attendance are furnished. British extortion, -80 celebrated among Americans, omits the-, exasperating solici- tation here, but more boldly expresses itself in the tariff. The l British hotel OS - tem, vapidly intruding here, is popular with landlords as a means -of ,greater revenue; ingeneralthe same Cooking is served as at the public table, bitt'with higher' tariffs on the various dished._ Wine,- Which is the Matter of greatest_ Profit to the foreign lealdlerd;ie of small relative consumption here; a profit of about $10 a case is made upon champagne. Claret; _which costs 40. nte a 'equart bottle from the _grocer;._ie /tea 51 and upward at the_hotel table.' . - I In passingkthrough Germany on her way to SWitzerlancl the Empress Eugenie, who travels as the Countess l'ierrefonds, first drove bathe neWpalace.ha order to view the juurds in which the 1114 Priooeie Mies lived,_and -afterwards proceeded to the Royal -Mausoleum, where she was , niet by tho hereditary Grand i'Duke : and - the Princess Irene and -Alice. ',The- Empress thenknelt before the total Of the Princeee, and a after passing' some time in ell'ett: prayer placed seVerallareithe upon it. - TEA TABLE GOSSIP. —Green corn and green apples are akin. —Exchange. And the small boy is akin to tackle them. —A west end young man calls his sweet- heart "Silence," because when he wants to kiss her she " gives consient." —Says G. A. Sala: "The object of all devils ' in cookery is to provoke thirst and to incite the guests to drink heavily." —The Citizen is the name of a new temperance paper published in Toronto. It is edited by Mr. William Burgess. — Recent tests show no perceptible change in the strength and elasticity of iron after fifty years of bridge service. —A Buffalo girl will not have her wedding dress made in that city, for fear somebody will say she was married in a buffalo robe. — Pineapple shortcake is one of the new departures in cooking. But the old veteran, huckleberry pudding, still holdsjits own — The polo quadrille, just introduced at the watering places; is much like the old basket quadrillea and the feature is a very rapid all hands round. —As a rule girls rather like military men, but they universallyacomplain of General Indisposition when asked by their mothers to help wash the dishes. --L" air. Smith; father would like to bor- row your paper; he only wants to read it." * "Well, go.back and tell your father to send me his supper. Tell him I only want to eat it." —A strange astronomical phenomenon is seen in the fact that when the irate father takes down his trunk strap there is liable to be spots on the son. —The 'giraffe is a very tinaid His neck.i so long that when his heart comes up to this mouth it takes him half a day to get it back where it belongs. — Sounds near the pyramids: " My donk Doodle ! Have my donk?" What shall a man say -2--Boolieger Expros Well; . red nose- that she laces too -tightly, but ,pia fellow, what woilld youSay your; geolo_fd?-d-on4k,!". ." dook he speek Ingleesl He -very good!" ,“ My donk name Yank' —Awoman may offer in excuse .for her . . - is the latest Western form -Of - Saying af manwashanged': ." -He was Unanimously.Chosen:by a convention of six property holders to-jorup from a new pine platforni Into the sweet -subsequently," ,-We shall have a new comet on exhibi- tion in about -tea days, ,when the fiery Visitor new being examined by theastrolio# - - - niers willbe,vieible -to the naked eye in the Iiorthera sky. a T —' Tommy, did • you .not hear your mother call you?" "Corse I did r Then . why don't you go to 'her at once 2" "Well, yer see, she's _nervous, and it'd shock her awful fi shonld go too stiddenly:" ' ----Ws said the children are 41-,dyitto..like gies" in Brooklyn, Said the cause is a anys, tery. It is-sugfgested that bad milk maybe - a fertile :Cause, or too much:ice water. They die from similar causes inthisateigha- borheod. _ • as -A sad"..Warning, to .bibulona folks_ is, telegraphed froin New Bruuswiek,.N.s.,,as ionows: Annie Towers, of this •city, died - to day from the effects of tartaric acid pOisoningironi lemonade,"- of which he drank fifteen: glasses at -an excursiog receatly. s tor,eign exchange 11 tin.•articie on ninsic gays : "As in cookery; so in, /amain, the question may. be asked, What -goes With what?" So far as 8111211110r ,12111si0 is vciacernidi it may be said that the -same •r4ghts that produce the cats producethe apcordeons , —A queer story is told from Torontoofkraan named Loudan-selling his wale and children: to a Man 120.121ed Haines. The - vife- had deserted -het husband for Haines. Failing to induce her to return, Loudan handed her and :his childrenever to Haines. on the receipt el $5... - 1:a --The. mighty have - fallen! tdward- Harden; the oarsman, has been summoned for selling liquor on Sunday on Torento Island, and his brother John is also sum 100/lea 012 four charges of selling liquor A _ o _ Without a license. _ -' _ ' i== --Ort account of intuitionalism _wet, have relapsed into 'utilitarianism; or universal. istic hedonism. This gtatilying statement isl made on the authority of a professor of ' philosophy at Concord. Itis. too, too— bad. ._ —Little .-' Johnny had lieeti caught by his . . aunt -teasing a fly. " Jojanny,' said she, "supposing some great beast a thousand „- tithes bigger than yourself should: -tease- yeti, and Perhaps .. eat you all up ?" "1 hope," said -Johnny, "he'd feel 'as bad sal de When I Swallow a fly," - - 1-7" Hi I 1 Where did you get • them trousers ?"laSked an Irishman of a paw who happened -to be passing with a_ remark- - ably :short, Pair of trousers. "1 got them where- they grew," Was thoL•indignant • zieply. :" Then,- by my Conscience,' said• .. Pat, "you've pulled them* year too soon'!" - _ • ... asasmnrrivrarra's soma. - . . i . 0 come out of it, • Come out of it,-mySoul, thousze not fit For this vile traffic -house, where day by day Wisdom and reverence are sold at mart, - '-Anct the ridepeeple rage with ignoraiit:en'es A. inst an heritage of centaries. - - lits tmars my calm: wherefore in dreams 01 Art * nd loftiestcultureI would stand apart, - Niither for pod, nor forhis-enemies. _ -Oscar Wilde, the wstlistio. --There ..lih a- war - among the weather prophets. !Vennor predicts One sort of -' weather for -August, De We., the Jersey meteorologist, another and . the . Weather Department a -third.' And,, -iii the mean, .. , tirne,the average citizen is made tlioroughlY • aware of the fact that it is hot. • : . Alcoholic fermentation generated In thi?.rootis dapple trees has been found by D. Van Tiegliem to be often the cause . of disfease in such. trees, As the roots do no Sonietimes receive enough of oxygen in we weather, drainage is -the remedy recast Smen4ea.. A correspondent of the New E4ningPost asks if 'any one can gi tJo -241.91"41iP of ti* 1007 -in• a'a riles ' • • . Belo* the dark waves, where thedea, • There -ire gulfs of night more'deep. But little care they whom the waves How fir from the light they sleep Bub who, in sorrow though be be, Pearsileta 'deeper 13#11? . _ 'Ali; God that sorrow.- werei* Os° topmost waters 4..