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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Sentinel, 1881-03-18, Page 36 - HIS OWN LIFE STORY. Caily le'iteminiseences. Given to the World. TELL1N1 PEN PORTRAITS. The GIett.: - Philosopher's Inner Lite Unfolded. SituultLt ,LTAly with its appearance in England v.: aeve the " Reminiscences" of Thomas Ce :aele,, a fact due to the enter- prise of CI ries Scribner's Sons, who received the proof sheets from Mr. Froude as fast as teev left the English printers' hands. Mr. iaroude, it is known, is the literary extaetor of the late Mr. Carlyle, and as sate: :a the manuscripts came into his posses -eel alio made arrangements with his Amerie.. publishers for the " author- ized " eiit: of the "Reminiscences," of he i le editor.and for which he is faid the sa • rates as an American author. in the sun. .1'r of 1880 -Mr. Carlyle placed a colle„ction of manuscripts in Mr. Female's hands, of ealich he begged him to take charge. Tie ee-eusisted of letters _written by his wife to himself and to other friends, - with !Inane eetes in his own handwriting. In these reee. uscripts was as much of his life as Carle le cared that the world should know, and iltere is certainly as much as is needed to "brain a full knowledge of the man, both aqan author and as a husband. The esseetial part of his life was. in his works, which mil can read. "His object," Mr. Female tells us," was rather to leave 0. mentaneet to a singularlygifted woman, wiloehad she so pleased. might have_ made a name for, himself, and for his sake had . voluntarily. sacrifieed ambition and. for- tune." And this object has been success- • fi6.11y accomplished. No one can read this • tribute to his wife by this unhappy . great" • man without tears. His devotion -during _ her life, and his wretchedness afteeher. death, make One of the meet touching. pic- tures the pee has- ever painted, .• • The a Reminiscences" are of his -.fa r, • James •Carivele ;Edward Irvine; theiamodS THE LAST PEEsENT To HIS FATHER. The last thing I gave him was a cake of Cavendish tobacco sent down by Alick about this time twelvemonth. Throughlife I had given him very little, having little to give. He needed little, and from me ex- pected nothing. Thou who would'st give, give quickly. In the grave thy loved one can receive no kindness. I once bought him a pair of silver spectacles, of the receipt of which and the letter that aeCOM- pained them (John told me) he was very glad, and nigh weeping. "What I gave I have." Ile read with these spectacles till his last days, and no doubt sometimes thought of me in using them. NoT DISAPPOINTED IN eneamens. 0,nce, on a memorable Saturday, we made a pilgrimage to hear Dr. Chalmers at Dunfermline the morrow. It was on the inducting young Mr. Chalmers as minister there -Chalmers minimus, as he soon got named. The gt.)at Chalmers was -still in the first flush of his long and always high popularity. "Let us go and hear him once more," said Irving. The summer afternoon' was beautiful -beautiful exceedingly our solitary walk by Burntisland and the sands and rocks to Inverkeithing,where we lodged, still in a touchingly beautiful man- ner. (host, the schoolmaster, one Douglas from Haddington, a, clover old_ acquaint- ance of Irving's, in after years a Radical editor of mark, whose wife, for thrifty order, admiration of her husband, etc.,was a model and exemplar.) Four miles next - morning to Dunfermhne and its crowded day, Chalmers maximize not disappoint- ing; and the fourteen Miles to Kirkcaldy ending in late darkness, in rain and thirsty fatigue, which Were cheerfully borne. ' BITTED AND BRIDLED BY nespeesee. During his first visit to London,. in 1825, he says : My own situation was very wretched; primarily 'from a state of health which nobody could be expected to undereta;ncl or sympathize withatud about which I had as much as .possible to be silent. The accursed hag " dyspepsia. " had got me bitted and bridled, and was.ever striving to make my waking living 'day a thing of ghastly night- mares. I resisted What T of‘‘.1-1-ral zula yield eite beste• -•r Lord .1effraY-, Jane -A. WAIL, F15 -s vng.: peen. la -le, his beloaaa...-..ana man that. did not . the midst of seine practical - talk -aa411 bg"°r6 that= l'Ice'wlie.11-:€11Pwilig-rith- Carlyle stops to well over laiti dead wife : -indiknatianegrouncleOlot so it ever was, •oil, ray ae4r sad, is my soul for on_the eeese „of right and resiatance . of tato loss of. alaa and., will IQ the pad be, as 1 ' wrong: than once has. •he. lifted up aampatp-. alaanoliere oreethre _there is pot . _hiastrong tax- ceeirta'and-the like liapeefoeeli in „tine werlda.neither person, before geutlemen,'' {What :he -knete work -or thing goiagoa ip • it that is of arty, : of highest among men), andreading OordparisOn,"or evelatet all. Death. -..f•ter.-9/116131 thin4-4e-re4 evOintci feel ahnoet daily in express. fact, deatills 'their deaf l'ear•s-'th° abilt°c° the. One haven atik-have ocatisiontilly a natural: -justice.- -to. the- convietion 61- all. kind - of kingShip; ,sorrowful, but sublime, -whY did welaagh at.theae: thinge while .0..mesi. gectike,.ia the ,feeihrig that that. is. • We loved.thetia? There:is a. tragic greatness.. s ometinies the' image of here gone.. andsacreduess in them dew, , - . in her ear :of ..victory -.(in .that heautifal. J-A.RES CARLYEE AND - prit*s- - - - , • • ----- -The 'More-I:reale-et on it the -more -1 neaSt - e admire elicasecemplefely:nature had.- falight. - hinia-h6eveccanpleteliheaVak-deVotecl.te he _• -worti;-to -the task- ot his -life; and centent ete let allePase hytaiheedekthet_had not relation to this.' a ie singular fact,: for •'eXampte-„,that -though-7- .thail of . enefie opeunees: meal; -cleaktfesse he- had nevee„ I • helieVe„.- read- thre•e pages of 'Burns! . poeins. __Not even *lien all -about be-. eanae: n,oisy. tind. eathusiaetiee the loudest, • On Liat matter delhe feel it worth while to reneWeitikiiiveetigatiini Of iteereence-tiike: 7 his face aoWardit. .Thepoetry ho liked (he did not -caliaite poetry) wee_ teeth" and the ewiactota - reality. "-Rbapseeipdeed,„could , - - . have clone"- nothing' fur - As high a -:greatuesklaingeover his world over that Buens----the ever preaent greatness, Of the Infinite -itself: ISTeither Was ho, Barns, . , . . called a reheisygaiiist-theworIkbuttolabor patiently at his task there, uniting the Pos-." - - - - - bible With the; neceesarY to bring out . the .realeewherein also -Jaye ten :ideate ....Burns. .eoUld . _not 144,e, aitrava4 estrengthete.d. "hicii in this-CoUrseatiad 'therefore - was .for: hini-e-claplienottenort Merely, Neyerurnee: hacl boon:SO linsy witit• Burns,: and destiny and. his_oWn: desert badain very d.eed SO • tarred Itis Jeanie that the good rather' ...avoided; . Yet: it Was not " with_ aversion -that 'My father reearded Burns - at -woret: with,' indifference- - and :zieglect. - haee •-"hiard- apeak :ef -mice •eseelng hire _ 'standing , in Rob- Seat's - (at Beelefechater aedouht stipere •''ititeriding: some wor.k).." ale heard-- one sae- a . 'a•-.There-.i.e•ethe poet .Barne." " .11e...went out :. tot -oak,. end ..eava-- a !lean with hoots on? , like a Well dreesed•-, farmer waIkingedoWn • the'villago on, the opposite..side of the liuria . This was allethe .-, these- two Men ever heel -they- Wefe yerSr -nearly -coevals.- •' I knew Robert •Burns and I. kftesia--iny.. father.," -Yet were you.to -askine which had• . ae-thegreathr natu-ralfaceilty I Might Perhaps raatually pausebefore replying.. - Burris lead _ tin infinitely wider education-) -My fath0 a - -.fez Whatesonaere al&esides, the"'-eae -wiee aliaanotrinueicalatterancpe• theether wholly na.iiiaos-of-action;- sulaservierit- •'therete....ever, •afaeill. the - men el: ha,ve eeeen...bas, One •ceine. .personally my.Way--: in'evhein.the. endowneeidt,fromelature and • the terepeafrotN'..Orturie were so eitly out a :OE preeatirfitne... 1have said:. this often and pattly_line* ite As a man:Of speenine. :time -had culture ever' -unfolded rcinkt: haa,•0 gene :Wilde- ana:deeperate -tea Barite; linthe_waa man of ::_continet:aud - work keeps' all right. ;What". Strange shape- ': ableeereatureti We,are? :Jainee'Carlylexparriedtheeecond time, in 1715, Margaret Ajtken, the Of the late'Ilionaancarlylee-• •-- a • Areenaethetate -evetpan of, to me,- the- fait - est deetecea tLetia at" of. the pioutiathe Inst. and. was faithful helpinate.to-• hire; toile :leg merweariediy.at, his -siclg to us the beet _of •eill • itigthers, .te: Whotie- foe_ body -and soul, E owe eendlese gratitude. 'By id's • great eneacy-ehe ise eta left as ahead aud. centre ta ait all and_ may yet -cheer; ue-Witle • her picids haertiera --through. Many' toils, ,if God so please-. --:"1--atathe eldest child, -born. - 1795, IaSeember aud, trace deeptY in -,,neyeelftlieeeteartidaer both:perenteetilse the _iipleringieg and .eiampleof both.; the. .inheritance of their natirat health, had not andthe tireo. beat on it too hard. - - _ death) and as if nodding< to me With a - - . apt. sgone, loved one , work -a little. longer, _if thine .etim ---ThereTsiatileakeileas iniSMY 4_ follow. carest; if not, • - here. ..-Cotrage, courage - to -the '' :;.that e6enetitnea, asin.thiamoinent;• is'. ineeprese •silsty beentifel_ .to . and.comes.-nearer to beineing tears- than. it caleceedid, e *- `7* Net all the :Sands auct,-,:liotsand-babblieg • tif ',celebratedscribbling \vomen - that have strutted aver thee Wert& .in my tirias •-could, it seetne to, me,. if all healed - down- and -distilled ;to' epseece, .rentlio one • 7 3-661.1" as is this atticle; it gives but tifaint icleaf.Of the chaem of this book. r'S,eldorte lids the Public been taken so intotlie•confie cleric°. of a great- men.. • • CHAMPAGNE IN THE VESTRY. Singular Divorce Case Brought by the Wife of an Archdeacon. Mysterious Visits Paid at Night to the -Church by Two Ladies—Vergers and Whiskey. There has been a sensational case in the London Divorce Courts. A few 'ilayei ago Mrs. Edith Wentworth Dunbar bmught an action for judicial separation on the ground of the alleged adultery of her husband, the Venerable Archdeacon Charles Gordon Cuming Dunbar, formerly of St. Andrew's church, Tavistock place. The petition said that while the respondent was there to conduct service in a very ornate and highly Musical style he was frequently visited. in thevestry by two ladies under very peculiar circumstances, and it was alleged that he Was in the habit of visiting one of those ladies at her house in Gloucester place, Hyde Park. The London _Daily News gives the. following account of the first day's testimony: • Joseph Sharp was the first witness called. He said he was formerly , the verger of St. Andrew's church, Tavistock place, and he used to sleep in the vestry ; above the vestry was another room, nicely fitted up; called " the Venerable Aach- deacon Dunbar's study; . it Was occupied by the archdeacon, who occasionally Slept there; some of the choir were in i the habit of .reinainieg after the services: _Were over ;- they used to drink and smoke in the vestry, and frequently stopped until 11 o'clock at night; a Mrs. Blake frepiently atime into the vestry after the service E4 See the archdea.cen, and sometimes she went into his study and was witlathe archdbacon alone for an hour or an hour and r4half sometimes witness was ordered Vs 1 her to remain in the 4urela until the choir had I left the vestry, and then to send her into the vestry to the4relideaciai • Witnees verger for aboaffwo yeta ”.„:1 lt3---- I - visits weee-.....,-eara. • ake visited t - was e atchdeacon in the vestry oftener than al a. Tette ; the drinking took place on the average three or feat times a week after _the services a he never saw a- curate about -the place ; when witness gave his:eyid+Oe to Me. De/teen, a. solicitor, he received a W sovereign, . - -and -- Mr.- eutworth,Mrs. Dinabar's brother • toldliina previously that he would be paid if -Lac gave his evidence-. Reexaminede--Mr. Deaconat :the .ti e 'was. actiuga as .Mr. Wentworth's solicitor ; lie :received _ the usualeifeeWith his stem-. name; and that was all the money he go; he -left the archdeacon's ' church asomd montns.ago ; the -geptlenian who assisted: the archdeacon with:the- tiervicerawas Lbid Theobald Butler. - a - Heiiret Tyson said that he was an tieblyte- in St: Andrew's ••cmarcle. in 1t78; ho had :Oben drinking- going- on- in -the arelideactlai's: room'. late - at enight., ande he _had Seen ithe- -.tieehde aeon 4ho- worse for -drink lehe !late* MM.. Blake eveeyewelteeelie -Weil:0 atoethe- church nearly. every afternoon; . she Was therewhenthere were . services and when there were neeetvices a she often ewont up into the: ncl arehOeacon's study, the del "Of which en one occasion he feulooked.; he waited for sometime, andwhen the door ' Before wo:aan hope: tO fight bohaltnptian with any ichance of -success we have to. get rid of the niglat-air" eapeistitieW Like ...dread., of coId. water; .,' raw fruit;etc., it is _founded, eta that mistruetet our itetireett3 _which_We eWeteatue-eantanataral religion; Itis probably the -meat prolific eitigle.eause of inipaired -1.1eattli,vgii_ among .the soiy•ilize4 'Malone of. our enlightened ageatlicingh-,"its abeurdity- rivalsthe grossest delueion eief - . the:Witch-craft erea The sabjecteon of holy -teeSan•te-he.eiaaes, could hardly pa ftirtleere af.Bewate ofetheanight-vvind; _be:sure e,nd elese your: windows after dark!" ',In other' words, .beevare of Ged.!_s r'free air ; be and. infecteyour_luirge with the :stagnant, -tizetizedaand-offenaive._. attriosphere..ef your bed -room.. I -In other .. weeds,- bewarenfe. the - rock -.spring ;1...eticktelsewerage. Is : ;light, . .injuriceik?- "Ia -there a single :tenable pretext for such an: idea?.: Shade thu.. day of ,ceeatien that tarliata been lareathed With lino:1110y .by Milliensni different..., ahinarala ea -tender, delipate creature, 'smile -Of them Lefeeetis laenbe and youne birde'-- The -retaiet :nigl.*.a.ir of the trepicale forests . is lbeeittlied Witheinpunity-by our -next: •• relae „tivee, the _anthropoid ,apeaa-Lthe -sanieapes that e soon norisY-with. cousumptiOniu the Ouse thoagh generally well-warin ed.:Minos, - •-.phere otteur northern menageries. Thous ands of seldiersahuaters; every pight. ita ..teuts and -open eheda :without:the; least. iejaritius- cen_sequencesa men. in the last -stage of censuniptionhave recovered :1?-y-adopting.,w.siemi-etivage mode of: life, and -,eanaping- out -doors but :the, stOrmiest - inghte. . Is •-itatlie draught 'Yon fear, .Ge the contraet of -temperature..? ,Blaeksmithaanderailreadsconductore, :seem. -teetliriee under such infliteaces. •- .Dreeiglit? Have -yanneVer .aden, bays . skating.- in the. teeth of saiw-stoemetet the rate ref fifteen . „ „. Miles an _hour •?, counteract -the* - e.ffeet of. the-cold:air by vigorous exercise." • Ts -there no. :ether away of keeping Warm?' l)oes the mirth:Wind daniage the Lae. lady: sitting.inotienlesa be the pilot and -- helmsinaat of La isitorni-toseed vessel ? -It cannot. he the. in -Clemency .of 'the- Open. air; -,for„-eVen in 'sweltering: sunaneer nights; the: ailereet siattla blatiae.d_hy all -pr6a7 tures that -...t;,-rtiev•- the -bree.thef, life; brings no -relief to the victim of acrophobia-. There- ite- doubt that fa,milietaavho _have . freed. -.thernaelveti. irinia the Curee'of ..that super- stition„,can• liveoutand ont_healthiek in -the 'heaat -of ageeat city:than-ita-slaves on the airiest highlaed. Ofr-the southern Apennines. -Dr. Felix L. :Oa:Wald-4:in Popular Science Montlilyfor-Marclf. • • - . - • - was opened Mrs. Blake and. the arclideac. n cite:tie:Out; he had Oben the -archdeacon kiss •. several ladies as they were leaving•chur . .-.Crossesetaartiated- -1le had -eein Mts.._ 131eke-in the.church cleaning the .bi•assw,ork and sweeping the carpets ; witness hid never been charged.' with pilfering -money out of the offertory ; the .kissieg,- -he to_ spoken Off took placein the porch. tendthe archdeacon 'kissed: the ladies all round. - (Laughter.) ._ _ -- '. - -; -.William Kew, the verger who stfeeee Sharpe gave- evidence as to the. reap.= 'and-Mre: Blake being frequently • tege in the -vestry. -- Ile also gated -that lie seen the l'arelideaeon-and Mrs. Blake t worse for driuk•upen Seveial occasions. - • Cresi-.examined-YritneseWasdeschaig d . . . , etid her foabeing drunk,- - - .. . --William George Boylett eaidthe featne ly :acted- -as verger anO.• used, to live at the' church e he. .slept .in :the .vestry. '•• 'Wee: Foote: frequehtly-gave him neeseages for IE arclaleaccm,and en one ecoasion when s , e calledathere he put out the- gee ill the *arch; - according M.: orders; -._ and shoW 'd her •up ibto the archdeacon's reeve, wlite . • - :they remained alone . tegether for ' tibe, t tweaty .rniputea; this Sort .of thing hap- pened almost every Wed.neSdaer evni.e4.; ..witries8.1.4::seete tliO arclicloacoli kiss ifs-, .FOoto .,- aboutm- l _ six-. times a he had fete d whiskey froapublic oose:fee theii - r la deacon; . and ope-•occasion, after ' Mrs. Foote left; be noticed that abettlie of, w-hisket Inca ' been: drunk ,-; - Mre:-Foote visited -the .archdeacon when,: he:- was 11 in 1 . e Mrs. Edith Wentworth Dunbar, a tal1?' lady -like person, -, was,. next .eallede She said:slia was the petitioner =in this - FiUtt, they: *tors- marriedan the 1.7th. Of October, 18.72, and _they lived together until Jana ye 1879 a Much against her wish her husband -took the at TavietocIte piece, -:!ii February, 1878;.her husband. had _ the entirecOntrol of her ineomeeeptto te . aw. monthe before' the' separation ;: lib Y,re.i in the hallit of drinkiaga.gteat deal apluP: u. orie oCcaeioji he came hotheintoxiCated tie ho weuld. aet leave .-hiti'Clitireli 'she_W nt ' abroad in18793,1 she was -not acqn'air( , 4 -with: the: balm whiled -hames lieeleheif 11 mentiened. ,, - : • . , ' ' -' . . -• !-.. . . .Cross=examined-In February; 1.879, t y separated;: thero-vos 0110 child of the ni -r-. mice named Beattie: about the- custody 'of Whom a petition was fyledin the It is Court ; it was_ heard in August-- last i tho, ArSt person to tell'her of thecircumstanccs which resulted itt. this suit was her bre r ; an order was Made by the Master °titlie- Relliatha,t thecuetody of the child sladald he- given absolutely to tier liuSbaild • that Was , be -cause an -offer was. -made lin , 'co. et that her.husbatid- would live with her again. . .-ReeexamineO-aAt that time she rciacleal chargee. against ,ber luisbanda' De: Allen Said. the - archdeacon had told- him _ oh tVia .separate occasions that if the -petitid 'er would allow him 6500 a year he would igive up the custody of the child, and thathis wife could then go where she pleased[ and do what she liked. This being the case for the petitiiinier, Mr. Waddy for the defence said that( the respondent totally denied the chil,rges alleged against him, which were false; and wicked fabrications. A TOUCHINO TALEL The Perfidy of a Faithliass " Wife. Mow She Managed a Plot to Get Husband Back Lb Prison. At the Central Criminal Court, L01 the other day, just as the jury were I ning to consult as to their verdict prisoner, an ex -convict, who had been • into custody with spurious coin it Iler don, gin - the aken his possession, was allowed by the judge Jus- tice Hawkins, to question a policeman. g the The following sensational episode heir result: "Was it a woman (he asked) who you the information?" Thee polic hes,,iAtantsewder,,! commandedthe judge. "]t Was," said the officer. "Do you see her in court?" askeil the prisoner. The officer looked about vae uely. a Is that the -woman ?" asked the prit enter, pointing to a, rather showily dressed w man with handsome features but a• cold , dis- dainful expression of face. " It is," replied the officer. "My lord," said the prisoner, with a slight tremor in his voice, " thatiwon.p,n i my wife I" " ;. • A buzz of surprise followed the min unce ment, and the woman turned her head away from the dock: . "1 would like to say a few word lor,dn3;"1.,c,,onvetianueedxttrhae.va7a-rnr. t unexp: °t- astes i nd veiyexpetteive habits.: ' I was vfrei ond of her, and ' did _ all: I 'co! 14 [ 6 content her, Hetiestly I.could not le. bee pace with her desires, and. we teak to lege She we,s withfineineall my cipeeatiC. pa , aided in the • Weak, - assisted in 'pass n he Money. .Wheit :we - Were taken t lii viclenee Was just as. strong against her ..ae. against Me.. In answer to qbeetieneil rirt" guilty and .saiOI to-coinpetted:1* to - 1.0 o .niy -counsel; I was told that if Iple:t4 4: nie, she would get Off:, I did- -so, and Ae. Was acqftitted. , 'Wee.. sentenced to seTen ;- years' p.eeitil servitude. . I_ served' My ' ull ime, -areteame- ..back: te ,I.andOn; de et; reiaea t� Mad an honest life and to rest' re my wife to tin leanest home; .. It Was Mee beton Ifound herbut I to obtaii sin' e - Work at.50s..a., Week; •I had only -Ole.. ,ted 'all -to make aeheiv hOme for my wife. E%. ii, ually I found her. -. _She was living- •.' ith another mane -His nameis-Foster.' -.- She i - ld nee -that -elite- had --beenebbligedl, to a .' pt- bin-assistance:0e eshe -*mild- have stare.' -de Foktor-Watearf011ow-workrean- of--iniue.._ I - *as willing to believe all she said .tuid ' to forgive her. It was a bitter- struggle, bet I did it.. -. i.Come home,' I said to .her,. ' i .hd et . beigetietie be - bygones' - She . said i he etetild not - come - immediately. It wquid takes. little time to break Off with"Fos e but she -we -ad do it. ' I Waited; :_tend 'eV It week as I received .iny wages I took ...•21. AO her and gave it to her that 'eheraight li :ve . Money without a4ing.Fixiter for -any. -;;At ' last tilie : appointed', a -night • When it he - declared she would leave Foster.. 1. was to meet. her at the: cornerof Rathbone plited: I- did so. She said Foster hadedome it 4, bine. . ,` I love you -.still,' .slie said; ' bar, ef with her and maesa street - or f39-• off,' . Up that She would go and and - -tell ,...-him -. i OW' that sho. had made' up -her .mind. to I. ' , vie - than any other man in a the --world, a nd would. •never haye left yeti of nay.own r4 Wilt.; hold- -this _until I coine back, ..I vill only he, n ieW. minutes.. I waitek alined immediately a policeman came took 1110 lint) .-. Custody,: I -did -, not 11; what the paeket bOntainSd iait turned: gttve an iid -t ove out to, be false silver -c.einagee?" - He pal sea liefS; .an.d. there was considerable sensa,j jell in _court; everybody convinced of the tiuth -of tho. maa's statement, and inipressed by its Simple and dramatic force. • 'a I leerned. afterward," said hee." 1 when shc. left; me-71yith that packet itt: hand -she -went up'..to the first policeman meta told him where I stood, thatk I returned COnViCt,:a coiner of a power_ of; ad moneY; she knew- it, -. • site *said, becan'e s)I had tried to pass some of itupoiiher. U hat is my storyeney, Ideal"•a ' . - -. :.1, I'- ', A pin might have been heard drop W : lie. the prisoner was making :his statene: nt; :no -court liStened With almost Ideatli , eg'..s interest. When he had finished a got aa half -controlled expressidn of _wonderi0 a indignation went round andthe Jurylia leed up: at the judge iraa bewildered and pile fled 4 7-1 halt 44. she a.. -," Policemari,"-said the judge. - lord;",resp.cinded tho offider. • " Pid this woman speak to you, as Prisener says -?." - - a Yes; nay lord" : et'Aile, d.snagaylord." - gave you ati..on as de- scribed?" . _ • . ,.y `, " Was the packet of spurioussilver hand, as he sa--Ys?."- „., a It was, thy lord." a -- -tpon the direction Of the judge the: °Ilea Wee acquitted and; those in wart ra -sea §ubsoriptiou for him. They, iaised_a )out 170rfor him. His story has been fee fie in everYaletaile - • - -e - ' ' , • . . a The .' marriagearranged to take jlace betweet Captain Holbech, 6lltleRifies,-aide- de-camp •lia -General -Luard in Caujida, eldestson of tlie:Archdeaccin of Cove'. try, of Farnborough Ilan', Warwickshire, i and Lady Mary Clay, daughter of Sir John and the :Hon. Lady ..-WalrenO; - of - 13rad eld, evon, wa,s*celeleratedonMonday, the - h3th ult.' - ; . - . : • . - •- ' I. I Gilbert, and :Sullivan's . new * rest eti libretto' is -.a development .of -the-. be Ila of the " Two --Curates." - " - ' ' TEA TABLE GOSSIP. - Cold brooks are making firm trout. -Receipt for steadiness -Where slip- pery, put ashes. - The kiss reverential on the young lady's forehead is not invited by the frivolous bang. -The grocer who wan te to do the thing up brown uses brown paper for wrapping up sugar. -Prof. Herrmann's card tricks do not take well in the state Of Georgia. He was gambling. -According to the Syracuse Herald, March came in like a sheep -in wolf's clothing. -He couldn't raise the mortgage on his building lot, and so, poor man, without becoming blind he lost his site. -In Toronto, within the past week, there has been a large quantity of coal oil seized for not being up to gravity. - Every one, it is said, has a mission, but it seems to be the mission of very few people to mind their own business alone. -7" Not this evening" slides. gracefully from the lips Of the slang -user at present, in place of "not much," retired. The tendency of the general markets is buoyant, and the outlook, from almost all quarters, is reported good.-Bradstreet's. -Never address your conversation to a person engaged. in footing up a column of figures. There's nothing so deaf as an adder. ---Robinson Crusoe knew what it was to suffer,away out of the sight of any civilized human being, and also out of whiskey. - It is said that robins remain in the bush all year, so -that it is no wonder they are seen. occasionally in the vicinity of the town. ' . -The hands on the Belleville city clock stopped the other night, being stuck_in th- snow which 1210 --uuor. Line e•-aeaea s name into the ice at yde Park when another skater added he legend : Pay the bearer fifty million dollares." • -A Buffalo hotelbas introduced red lights ihto its halls leading to the stair- ways and white lights in the -others. This, t is thought? will at once show Strangers he Way to their -rooms at night andaservd as ,a guide to the _firemen and others in' 6ase of :fire. • • - - - -The following is recommended as a tire for neuralgic headache : SqueezAhe uiee of a lemon into a small _cup of strong coffee. This will usually afford immediate did in neuralgic headache. Tee, ortli-- narilY increases -neuralgia: pain, and ought not to be. usedary persons affected with it: a --The 51 Thomas Times is responsible or the atatenient thakMolly Matches, the notierieuscenfidence map, married a -Ridge - own -girl a, short time agolie went by the name of Wells, and the young .woman. is ' Catharine Flight; She overheard 'Mollie alkiag to enerofhis pals,-andshortly hurt, -The oiler makers of .Chiettgoaexeept hose in • the' railroad sliopsaare on strike or in advance of 10 per cent on the pre sent :wages,' The .ship -carpenters and calkers there have also struck to have wages raised to-na -day. They were get- ting $2.175'. _St. Louisfbriekla.yershaye got §1 a day; • - -Why do certain booksellers still crowd their windows with the horrible looking - remnants of their:Stock of valentines? .No one is desirous Of laying 111 a steak for next Valentine's day.._ • These blood -curdling looking Portraits have Probably been more productive of nightmares in youthful minds than all the minee pies of the .Christmas - . - season. . - London -a testhetics " of the languid attitudes, the drawling tones, the longhair and the Greek styles, not forgetting dirty lake and !peacocks! feathers, passionately adore Ruskin, -who, it is 'Said, went into , rapture a when he saw "the Jersey hly• - The ".testlietiCe" call Ruskin "master" and they sadly drink tea. But why adore the lily, who is a very sensitive sod Of lady ?. BABY -SLEEPS., Let eVery Sonna. 1.4. dattd.- Baby sleeps ; •-T4e.enaperor softly' tr`ad• • Baby sleeps". Let 'Mozart's music stop. • Let-Phiaiss' chiSel drop-, • Baby sleeps ; • Demosthenes beAlunib; Our tyrant's how has C01flE-7. 13nby sleeps. ' -In the -- Butter and Egg, Coneention, held at Cedar Rapids, Ia.; the other day, a - discussion on . the question:, ar,HOW shall poultry beadreesedi and pecked - for the etieteini market?" leemight out the -fact that Boston -wants only 'dry pickednnd drawn - fowi. with betideand feet Off, While New York and Philadelphia, want theirs.withe heads 'and feet en dry picked and undrawn marriage sorvoe was in progress it St. Jolan'_s church, New Orleans- A closely veiled woman- infant -in -het arms : walked:up the centre aislejust as tlie Clergy- . man - asked .if anybody objected to the. union.; "I' do," said the intruder, off lier veiLand laying the baby at the feet of- ' the bridegroom. •_ "Here is year child, You - are my husband. I am lawfully yourevide, and ..:yenieshelLenot -marry_this_woinan." She made a furious attempt to attack him?: but was restrained -by thd ushers, while•the - bride screamed and - fainted:-: It transpired that the Wonian was net the .man:e wife, though -• he had for years:,madeber believe so by means of a fereed. certificate. • . ? LAST WoIlDs. Of a pliotogyapher-...----.", Now keep very -still." •. • • 'These of "a dying ferryman--" I'M ,going a - -over the river.". - - - Those cif It dying barber-" ._gelpg to --, make a lie* dye." • • Those of a. dyitigWa,talitnaker--"TinOing to wind tip my affairs." " - Those of a -dying. shoemaker through at lard.", - Those of, a dying baker,--" I'm ,not knelided:anylonger.7 • . Those of it dying conductor--.6.NO'return - tiekets where I'm going." . „•' - . tra