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SEAFORTH, ONTARIO, AUGUST 29, 1963
Area Weeklies Interests Are Varied
Area Weeklies during the course of
a year provide interesting comment on
a host of subjects, as a sampling of a
number of last week's papers indi-
cates:
Golden Opportunity . . .
Substantial advantages to area mun-
icipalities is seen by the Kincardine
News as a result of the Municipal
Loan Act introduced recently by the
Pearson government at Ottawa :
"Probably the mopt important piece
of legislation which was enacted at the
opening session of the parliament of
Canada this year was the passing of an
act which set „up a municipal loan fund
by which municipalities across the
Dominion will have access to a fund of
$400 millions at low interest rate, to
use on public works, this being an ef-
fort to alleviate unemployment, espec-
ially during the coming winter months.
"Another important points about such
loans is the intimation by the govern-
ment that the municipalities will not
be required to repay the, principal in
full at a later date. •
"In smaller centres, towns and vil-
lages and rural districts the use of the
federal fund is being discussed by peo-
ple of different schools of thought. On
one hand the opinion is that smaller
municipalities, where progress is at a
standstill at present, or making only a
little advancement, that it would be
dangerous to add to the debt of the
communities by participating in the
federal loan scheme.
"On the other hand, those who favour
dipping into the fund figure that any
municipality that bypasses the oppor-
tunity tosecure needed public works at
such. a low cost and win such little
trouble would be basing their actions
upon false economy. Their opinion is
that the larger centres would be pleased
to get more than their share of the fund
due to smaller places ignoring their
chance to share in it.
"We respectfully suggest that the
powers -that -be in our own town and in
the surrounding townships study the
Municipal. Loan Fund Act very care-
fully because it covers such projects as
hospitals, schools, among its many ap-
proved projects. It would be disastrous
to pass up such a golden opportunity
for two reasons, namely, to keep peo-
ple off the relief rolls and to provide
public facilities that are needed now or
in the immediate future."
Best Forgotten . .
The St. Marys Journal -Argus is con-
cerned by recently awakened interest
in a Lucan incident of many years
ago.
Under the heading, "An Event Best
Forgotten," the Journal -Argus com-
ments:
"The recent splurge of fresh sensa-
tionalism concerning the Donnelly case
in nearby Luean, is a most regrettable
matter. Dragging out the bones of what
was at the best an unfortunate affair,
can accomplish no conceivable good ex-
cept to those who may profit from the
sale of literature connected with the
incident. Insofar as Lucan residents
are concerned, they are extremely tired
of hearing about it.
"St. Patrick's Church, in the grave-
yard of which the Donnelly's lie buried,
has been the chief recipient of the mor-
bid upsurge of interest in the affair of
over eighty years ago. The church and
surrounding grounds, including the
cemetery, are among the best kept por-
tions of real estate in Western Ontario
and the anxiety of those responsible for
the welfare of St. Patrick's is under-
'standable. Marauders climb over fenc-
es, scatter beef' bottles on the lawn,
make visits VI the grave after midnight,
presumably on a dare, and have on sev-
eral eeeasions gone so far as to attempt
holding a plonk on the' church lawns.
The attire of many who visits the grave
leaves much to be desired as they wan-
der into the cemetery in garb more
suitable for the beach than a cemetery.
All in all, the over -emphasis placed on
the entire incident leaves many with a
sour taste in the mouth toward modern
society as a whole. Surely we can find
something better to do with our time
and energy than relive the dark feuds
of an era long passed."
Needs Care
The Wingham Advance -Times has
good advice for the Ontario elector who
next month will go to the polls :
"Pay close attention during this cam-
paign and give very careful thought to
casting your ballot for the party which
does NOT promise to look after your
every want. Seek for some spirit of
courage and independence where pub-
lic expenditures are concerned. Not too
many years ago we were a people who
could look after our own doctor's bills
and our own savings for old age. Let
us not be too easily convinced that we
have suddenly become completely help-
less and hopeless."
Goderich is Thankful .. .
On the same subject, the Goderich
Signal -Star refers to the extensive ex-
penditure of tax funds by the provin-
cial government in the Goderich area
and suggests this should be reason for
the riding of Huron to be satisfied :
"The provincial riding of Huron has
reason to be satisfied with what the
present provincial government has done
for it locally. This has included the
building of the $3,500,000 Ontario Hos
pital near Goderich, the $1,000,000
bridge over. the Maitland River, and
now the $189,000 new O.P.P. building
just south of Goderich. In addition,
the .provincial government has promis-
ed to pay half the costs of building the
new beach area at the harbor. Only
other promise to be fulfilled is the nam-
ing of the site of a provincial park in
Huron. This announcement may pur-
posely have been Ieft to coincide with
the forthcoming,provincial election. Al-
though not definitely known, it is be-
lieved that this new, needed provincial
park in Huron is to be located com-
paratively close to Goderich. So, all in
all, the Goderich area has reason to be
thankful for the present provincial
government.
"We can't see too big an interest be-
ing taken by the public in the Septem-
ber election. It is just one that has to
be automatically staged and the overall
results are not likely to see any major
change from what now exists."
Too Many Laws
In Clinton, the News -Record sug-
gests a need today is few laws, not
more :
"There ought to be a 'law against it,"
an irate citizen was heard to say the
other day.
"Again what, we know not. But
whatever it was, the odds are better
than even that there already is "a law"
affecting the point 'at issue.
"The trouble is, of course, that there
are so many laws that none of us, law-
yers included, can be expected to have
knowledge of them all. Or, for that
matter, of even a fraction of them.
"In the United States, for instance,
we are told that there are some two
million laws in force. If a man could
familiarize himself with as many as
ten a day, it would still take him some-
thing like 6,000 years to qualify as a
law-abiding citizen.
"We would be surprised if the Cana-
dian total was not in proportion.
"Ignorance of the law may not rate
as a valid excuse, but it is certainly a
wholly understandable condition.
"Possibly what we really need is not
more lkrWey but fewer lavne
:
"My wife is extremely afraid of animals"
By the time this appears in
print, I hope to be lolling ar-
rogantly beside the saltwater
swimming pool at the Manoir
Richelieu, one of Canada's most
lush hideaways for worn-out
millionaires and tired -out week-
ly newspaper editors.
Both will be gathered there
this week, the former trying to
regain their lost health, the lat-
ter trying to ruin theirs, at
their annual convention.
At the moment of writing,
it's merely a hope. Between
here and there lies a nightmare
of car, rail and boat travel,
with a wife and two children.
I have no doubt •whatever
that the journey will be an
unforgettable horror composed
of car trouble, missed trains,
sea -sickness, forgotten bras-
sieres, mislaid baggage checks,
furious wife, and lost children.
This is the way we always
travel.
As usual at our place, the
kids and I have taken the pre-
parations for attending this
convention with admirable calm,
while my wife has been sewing
and ironing and swearing soft-
ly since the first of July. I
swear she'd need three years'
advance notice should we ever
decided to go to Europe for a
month.
What really baffles her is the
unpredictability of the good old
Canadian weather. Iate August
can be reeking hot, cold and
clammy, or brisk and breezy.
Figure three changes of clothes
a day for three possible clim-
ates, for four people, for seven
days, and you have the mea-
sure of her misery.
This week, while she stews
at home, getting ready, I'm at a
slightly different type of con-
vention. It's a gathering of
schoolteachers. Oh, there are
similarities. You wear a name
badge at each. You eat meals
at each. There are receptions
at each. Each has a key word:
"dedicatibn" at this one and
"grass-roots" at the newpaper
one. There are interminable
uplifting speeches at each.
But what a difference in the
details! At our first evening
at the Manoir, I shall lead down
to cocktails my beautiful wife,
SUGAR
and.
SPIdB
By Bill Smiley ,
enhanced by a smashing hair-
do and new gown.. We shall sip
languidly and exchange bons
mots with old friends, while a
white -gloved waiter passes the
hors d'oevres.
Then, wooed by dozens of
handsome, young public rela-
tions men who want us to sit
at their table, we shall proceed
in stately style to the Lobster
Thermidor and the Baked Alas-
ka.
Things weren't quite like that
at my first meal at the teach-
ers' gathering. My dinner com-
panion was pleasant, but not
exactly exciting and by no
stretch of the imagination beau-
tiful. He didn't even get a new
hair -do .for the convention. He
was my roommate, director of
the technical wing in a high
school. '
: *.
None of this decadent din-
ing at seven. Dinner was at
five -thirty. We washed our
hands and went down to wien-
ers and beans, followed by a
palatable, but not quite exotic,
dessert of canned cherries.
At the Manoir, great public
institutions like finance com-
panies will vie with one an-
other to provide pre -dinner re-
ceptions and post -dinner con-
vivialities for the editors.
At this convention, the only
reception was a coffee -and -cook-
ie affair at 9:30 p.m., • and the
guests paid for the grub.
At the Manoir, each evening
will produce its small parties,
followed by dancing and enter-
tainment in the handsome cas-
ino. At this one, evening en-
tertainment consists of a walk
around the grounds, followed
by a couple of •.hundred other
lonely teachers who miss their
families, and ends with a.coffee
from the automat in the base-
ment.
Teachers and weekly editors
are good and useful people, and
have much in common, though
they often hate each others' in-
nards. Both try to inform, edu-
cate and raise the standards of
society. But when it comes to
conventions, though I'll probab-
ly be healthier after the teach-
ers' affair, I'll have a lot more
fun with the editors. x
HALFEN VAST TEEN
A /PENNY FOR Tf/e/12
THOUGHTS /5 ENT/RELY
r TOO EXPENS/VE
IN THE YEARS
AGONE
Interesting. Items gleaned from
The Expositor of 25, 50
qnd 75 years ago.
From The Huron Expositor
August 26, 1938
Seaforth Bowling Club •offi-
cials found it necessary to turn
away entries for their furniture
tournament Monday evening.
Previously planned as a full
day's tournament, the event
hand to be changed to a twi-
light when rain forced a post-
ponement.
Joseph Burchill, son of Mr.
and Mrs. Fred Burchill, Brus-
sels, suffered a cut wrist, the
wound being inflicted by a
hatchet in the hands of a com-
panion. The injured lad, along
with several others, wag play-
ing along the banks of the riv-
er when the accident occurred.
When a car passed Provincial
Traffic Officer J. W. Callander
on No. 8 Highway near here
Sunday and travelling at an
excessive speed, the constable
thought it wise to investigate.
He found the car to be travel-
ling more than 70 miles per
hour, and at the wheel was a
little lady who, after a verbal
skirmish with the officer, ad-
mitted to having no license. As
Constable Callander was taking
out his notebook preparatory to
recording the facts, a voice pip-
ed from the back seat: "But you
can't do anything, Officer; she's
only 16 and just learning to
drive." Commented the officer,
"I wonder how fast she will go
after she has learned to drive!"
From The Huron Expositor
August 29, 1913
The bills are out announcing
the sale of the entire household
effects of the Dick Hotel. This
will likely be one of the larg-
est attended sales of the year,
as Mrs. Kling is leaving the
hotel and there is a large quan-
tity of excellent furnishings to
be disposed of.
Mr. C. Holbein showed us a
pink tomato this week that is
one of the finest samples of
that vegetable that we have
ever seen. It was smooth,
round and perfectly shaped and
of immense size, measuring 15%
inches in circumference, and
weighed 1% pounds.
We mentioned here last week
that Mr. Charles Holbein had
sold cauliflower grown in his
own garden on the 20th of
August. Mr. Alex Stewart in-
forms us that he can double
discount that, as he not only
supplied his own table, but con-
tributed to the menu of several
of his neighbors on the first of
August cauliflowers grown in
garden and cultivated by him-
self. But Mr. Holbein has one
shot left in his locker yet. He
supplied Indian corn, grown in
his garden, to some of his eus-
tomers on August 20, and they
all pronounced it good.
Mr. Thomas Ballantyne of
Brookdale,, Man., and a former
well-known resident of Usborne
Township, was calling on
friends in town on Tuesday.
While here Mr. Ballantyne paid
his 47th annual subscription to
The Expositor for his family,
and said he hoped to be spared
to pay many more.
As an index of the very rapid
increase in automobile traffic,
we may say that on Wednesday
afternoon last eight automo-
biles passed up Goderich Street
within a period of less than 15
minutes. Ten years ago anauto
on the street would have drawn
out half the people to see it.
There,, are now 21, autos owned -
in town.
From The Huron Expositor
August 31, 1888
The Seaforth Foundry, owned
and worked by Mr. T. Hendry,
was completely destroyed bet
fire, together with most of the
contents, early on Thursday
morning. The fire was discov-
ered about three o'clock, but
before the alarm could be given
and the crowd and firemen col-
lected, the building was so far
gone that nothing could save it
and rlittle could be got out. The
greatest loss will be in the de-
struction of the patterns, as it
wile difficult to replace them.
The total loss is estimated at
$7,000, on which there is an
insurance of $1,500.
The season for big threshing
has once more come around.
Messrs. R. McLeod and b. John-
ston of Walton recently put
through their machine 500
bushels of grain in five hours
on the farm of Mr. H. Hamilton,
boundary of Grey and McKil-
lop.
The number of teaching days
in the public schools in 1888
is: For the first half of the
school year 126, and for the
second half 95—total 22.1.
Mr. Ernest Gies, who chal-
lenged the farmers of Hay a
few weeks ago with aample
of oats 5 feet 5 inches in length,
was beaten by Iylr. Godfrey
Nicholson, who showed oats an
inch and a half longer.
A couple had been dating for
years. One night, they went to
a• Chinese restaurant for din-
ner. The waitress handed them
menus and they began studying
them.
The man asked, "liow would
you like your rice ---• fried or
boiled"
She looked up at hint slid;
said very diatinetly$ "Thirewat"
- MACDUFF OTTAWA REPORT
THE OLD NUCLEAR WAR
OTTAWA—The Liberal Gov-
ernment of Mr. Pearson has
been unlucky, as well as inept,
in its first unhappy months in
office.
Its most recent piece of bad
luck occurred in connection
with the agreement with the
United States to arm Canadian
forces at home and abroad with
nuclear warheads.
This agreement was long ex-
pected and when it was effected
two weeks ago no one was sur-
prised. The bad luck came
from. an unexpected source.
The United States, the Soviet
Union, and Britain reached
agreement on a treaty to ban
all nuclear tests except those
under ground.
While this had really nothing
to do with the logical and over-
due acquisition of nuclear bul-
lets for the weapons the Cana-
dian forces already had, it
didn't look quite right. The test
ban treaty, which has been
signed by the world's major
nuclear powers and by many
other countries, including Can-
ada, is in no real sense a dis-
armament measure,
But opposition members were
quick to charge that the Gov-
ernment's acceptance of nuclear
weapons was incongruous and
shameful when East-West co-
operation was flowering into
such pretty blossoms as a nu-
clear test ban.
This is a spurious and even
dangerous argument. But it is
the line taken by the New
Democrats, the Voice of Wo-
men, and incidentally, by the
Soviet newspaper Pravada.
Though the test ban really
had nothing to do with Can-
ada's defence needs, there was
a general uneasiness, a kind of
distaste that the two events
had to coincide. It•was another
piece of bad luck for a Gov-
ernment which is so badly in
need these days of a bit of
good luck.
When the session of Parlia-
ment reconvenes at the end of
September, opposition parties
are bound to reopen the old
nuclear battles as though they
had never been fought before,
as though no decision had been
rendered.
The opposition leader, Mr.
Diefenbaker, declares the agree-
ment with the United States
will probably not preserve Can-
adian sovereignty.
This was the line he used in
the campaign of 1962 and 1963'
to justify his own delay in
accepting nuclear weapons for
the defence systems. In those
campaigns moreover, his atti-
tude towards nuclear weapons,
which had always been vague
and obscure, hardened into
practical opposition.
Those were the most irration-
al days of recent Canadian poli-
tics. The Government had tak-
en steps to provide its forces
with modern weapons, some of
them useless without nuclear
warheads. Yet the same Gov-
ernment refused to say clearly
whether it intended to equip
those weapons with the war-
heads which would make them
fully effective.
It was a period of vagueness,
confusion and concealment. All
parties contributed to it by fail-
ing to smoke out the then Gov-
ernment's real position.
Since January of this year,
however, when Mr. Pearson pro-
claimed that Canada should ac-
cept the nuclear warheads for
the nuclear carriers it had ac-
quired, this has been clear and
firm Liberal policy.
No other party, with the pos-
sible exception of the New
Democrats who have simply
been opposed to all nuclear
weapons any time, any place,
had a defence policy at all.
A lot of people were dis-
pleased at the new Liberal pol-
icy. But a lot were pleased.
Here at least was a definite pol-
icy, a clear statement of inten-
tion. In its simplest form of
appeal, it represented an at-
tempt to ensure that if Canada
must have an army at all, that
army should be equipped with
the best available weapons.
The' Liberals carried this pol-
icy into the April election cam=
paign. When they won office,
no one was in any doubt that
Canada would soon acquire nu-
clear warheads for its Bomarc
antia-aircraft missiles and the
Voodoo aircraft at home, and
for the Honest John artillery
rockets and Starfighter aircraft
in Europe.
It has taken four months of
quiet negotiations to complete
the agreement. In the meantime
the Government survi%ed, early
in the session, a non -confidence
motion by the New Democrats
condemning the Government
for its intention to acquire nu-
clear weapons.
The Government had every
right to expect that the nuclear
argument was over. -
But now the Conservatives
and the New Democrats seem
prepared to open it all up again,
just as though there had been
no election, no new Government
and no executive decision.
It might be well for these
opposition gentlemen to recall
that the Liberals were the only
party which pledged in the
election campaign to acquire nu-
clear weapons. And the Lib-
erals were not rejected by the
electorate.
The point at the moment is
that Canada has spent a great
deal of money over many years
in an attempt to equip a mod-
ern defensive armed force. Nu-
clear warheads, in spite of pol-
itical confusion, have always
been a required part of that
force.
To argue now that the war-
heads should be refused because
the large powers have agreed
'not to test nuclear weapons, is
to argue that the whole defen-
sive complex of aircraft and
missiles should be scrapped,
and to argue that this should
be done without providing
alternative defence measures.
No other country has as yet
shown such childish optimism
about the probable course of
events in this long, long cold .
war.
A SMILE OR TWO
"I'm studying to be a musical
comedy actress."
"How are you getting along?"
Great! I can now sleep unti:
noon without any difficulty."
"Jones, what are all these
quotation marks on your exam-
ination paper?"
"Courtesy to the boy on my
right, sir."
Waiter: "I would like the
dish that gentleman over there
is eating."
"Very good, sir; I'll call him
to the telephone while you
snatch his plate."
"So your uncle is dead. Did
he leave much?"
"Only his -old clock."
"Well, there won't be much
bother winding up his estate."
'JEST A SECOND'
"Oh, we live a 'quiet, dream.
like eldstenee -- after aul
what else can you do on SO
a week 2"
'JEST A SIMONY"
"Where was he going to
take YOU two for a honey-
moon
oneymoon 7"
- ' = DO. -_AND. YOU L -
KNOW THAT OVERWEI6HT
IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU.
IT CAN BE DANGEROUS,
--WHY NOT SHED A FEW
POUNDS ?
2'M SAYING ALLTHIS
FOR MYSELI= AS WELL
AS YOU,... r