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SEAFORT1I, ONTARIO, JULY 18, 1968
Clamour Denies
The •political clamour which follow-
ed the presentation of the Gordon bud-
get has had the effect of drowning out
serious consideration of many of the
features which the budget contained.
This was probably one of the results
the opposition had in mind, when it be-
gan the attack.
Any budget changes involving in-
creases in taxation inevitably encourage
howls of anguish. Faced as he was with
the problem of raising revenue to meet
the deficit and commitments which the
Pearson Government had inherited,
the Finance Minister had no alternative
to increases at some point.
In deciding on an extension of the
tax on building materials, Mr. Gordon
was of the opinion it would do less harm
than any other levy that was feasible.
After all, it was only extending to the
building industry a tax already borne
by most other industries and, in fact,
reintroduced a tax that for many years
had been in existence.
There will be inequalities, true, and
perhaps application of the tax will dis-
close side effects that perhaps had not
been contemplated. Certainly, one such
result is that which concerns mobile
homes, such as those manufactured by
General Coach Works at Hensall. The
new tax application ignores the fact
that today a mobile home is in fact a
home in every sense of the word, and
comparable, and in many cases superior,
, to the average modern home being built
in town or •city. In the case of the
mobile home the tax is applied to . the
finished products, including wages and
all the costs of overhead, rather than
on the cost of the material entering in-
to the construction.
Among the new approaches which
the budget introduced, and which has
been lost sight of in the battle of words,
is the provision under which the Gov-
ernment will pay up to $75 a month for
a period of 12 months, to employers for
each new worker over 45 they engage
between November 1, 1963, and Janu-
ary 31, 1964, and who has been out of
work for six months or more.
Commenting on the matter, the To-
ronto Star says : "The problem has
been recognized and discussed for many
years, but this is the first attempt by a
Budget Discussion
Canadian government to do anything
about it.
"The bonus program is an experi-
ment and it is too early to predict how
well it will work. Mr. Gordon himself
noted in his budget speech that it will
require careful administration and is
'not without difficulties or risks.' But it
has two great points in its favor:
"It should cost the taxpayer relative-
ly little, as compared to other welfare
measures. Nearly everyone who gets a
job under the scheme will be taken from
the ranks of those on relief, and the
cost of the bonus will be offset by the
ending of welfare payments.
"If it succeeds, it may- have benefits
far beyond the 12 -month period, and
indeed beyond the number of those who
are given jobs. It should serve as an
education to employers in the employ-
ment of older workers, and this help
to break down the prejudice against
these workers which has grown up in
the last three or four decades."
Slips Into Type
There is always 'the possibility of
error. It seems, however, that those
engaged in the printing industry are
more error prone than the average.
Here, for example, are some slips
that passed in the type:
"Our paper carried the notice last
week that Mr. is a defective in
the police force. This was a typrogra-
phical error. Mr. is really a de-
tective in the police farce."
"For Sale—Young dressed birds. Ab-
solutely clean and ready for the roos-
ter."
"Piano for Sale—By Southern lady
with carved mahogany legs.
"Beauty rest mattress for sale by de-
tached Government girl stuffed with
feathers!'
"English bull terrier for sale. Eats
anythinganythinei Very fond of children."
"The ladies of the Church have cast
off clothing of all kinds. They may be
seen in the basement of the church on
Thursday evening."
"Other restaurants have increased
their prices but our dinners are the
shame as before."
IN THE YEARS AGO'NE
Interesting items gleaned from
The Expositor of 25, 50
and 75 years ago.
From The Huron Expositor
July 15, 1938
The bulk tender of H. Edge,
Seaforth contractor, for the ad-
dition to the Seaforth. Colleg-
iate Institute, was accepted at
a special meeting of the board
on Monday. Extensive changes
in the present building are to
be completed for school open-
ing. The tender was $28,360.
Left lying in a roadside ditch
for nearly two -hours, the victim
of a hit-and-run driver, Charlie
Wood, 15 -year-old son of Mrs.
Lottie Wood, Seaforth, found he
escaped with only minor head
injuries and a possible rib frac-
ture.
Hawkers and peddlers who
canvass Seaforth residents may
expect a summons in future,
council decided on Monday eve-
ning, when they Iearned the
extent to which • the nuisance
has grown. 'in recent years.
Council instructed Constable
James V. Ryan to lay charges
against two ransient fruit ped-
dlers.
Mr. John Elder, well-known
Hensall contractor, had a nar-
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row escape from fatal injury
last meek when he fell 25 feet
from a roof on the residence
of R. Y. McLaren, south of .the
village.
From The Huron Expositor
July 18, 1913
The Goderich Star, in refer-
ring to the Union Sabbath
School excursionists from Sea -
forth last week, says: "They
were a pretty good looking
crowd." Of course they were!
What eine did the Star expect
considering where they came
from?
County Constable Whitesides
of Hensall had a couple of Dub-
lin merchants appear before
Police Magistrate Holmsted on
Monday to answer the charge
of peddling in this county with-
out a license. One of the mer-
chants was convicted and the
other was acquitted.
The cadet corps of the Col-
legiate Institute left on Mon-
day for London to spend a
week in camp. They are under
the charge of Mr. Miller, their
teacher. They looked fine in
new uniforms.
Mr. G. A. Reeves, the light-
ning rod king, is a busy man
these days protecting barns
from lightning. -Mr. Reeves is
an expert at the business and
always makes a good job.
From The Huron Expositor
July 20, 1088
Much anxiety is now being
felt on account of the growing
crops. This anxiety is due to
the exeeedingly dry weather
which has prevailed for the
past two months.
On the farm of Mr. Alexan-
der Stewart, 16th concession,
Gfey Township, and near the
banks of the creek, a large num-
ber of Indian arrowheads have
been found. They are neatly
4haped out of stone and will
serve to .keep as Telles of the
1101'18 n*s handiSyntk
"Blevins, what's this nonsense about you—think we
•
should air-condition the office?"
J
Some people are addicted to
drugs, others to drink, some to
the weed, others to women.
Teachers are addicted to sum-
mer courses. Why? .
Ask a teacher and he'll tell
you, "To improve my profes-
sional competence." Ask the
chairman of the school board
and he'll tell you, "So he can
demand more money?' Ask the
teacher's wife, if you want the
real truth: "So he can get down
to the city there and have a
big time running around and
living it up while I'm stuck here
at home with the kids." They're
all equally right.
That's why I've been taking
a Refresher Course in English.
And don't think it hasn't been
'refreshing. It started off in rip -
snorting style and the pace
hasn't let up for a minute. Girls,
drink, bawdy conversation and
wild reunions with old com-
rades.
I' hadn't really intended to
get involved in anything beyond
a few love affairs and half a
dozen nights on the town. That's
why I picked .out what I thought
was a fairly quiet spot to stay.
My illusions were dispelled ev-
en before I got dressed in the
morning. There was a surrep-
tious tap on my door. I opened
it and was confronted by two
young ladies, both stark naked
and grinning broadly.
Talk about your Profumo af-
fair. "Hi, Unca Bill!" chortled
my nieces, JennS and Susie, ag-
ed four and three. Well, that
wasn't so bad. I'm used to bare -
bottomed little girls, and these
were the only ones I had any-
thing to ,do with while I was
away, so help me, Mom.
, But the drink was another
matter. I couldn't seem to stay
off it, without the old Trouble
'n' Strife there to keep an eye
on me. Morning, noon and
night, I was into the stuff. I'm
so sick of coffee it'll be a joy
to get home, where a man can
have an honest beer after a
hard day's work watching the
starlings decorating his new pie.
nic table. -
Then there was the shocking
conversation I was exposed to.
At home, the dialogue runs on
pretty conventional lines. You
know, stuff like, "When are you
going to cut the grass? The
place looks like The Petrified
Forest." Or, "Hey, Dad, will
ydu take us for a swim and play
badminton with us and go bowl-
ing with us and give us our
allowance and buy some water-
melon and ice cream and a
boat so we can go waterskiing
and can drive the car?"
Petty tame stuff. But on the
course, there were no restraints.
Just a bunch of men, out for
a good time, and no holds bar-
red. You should have heard us
throwing the bawdy talk
around. Like, "Yeah, my old
woman's the same. Sorta owIy."
And, "Yup, t?fese modern kids
are spoiled rotten." A n d,
"Guess I godda gedda new car.
Body's shot." And a lot of stimu-
lating stuff like that.
But this was nothing compar-
ed to the wild times at night.
That's when we really cut loose.
I'll never forget the first, night
I threw caution to the winds.
Met a couple of the boys down-
town in a bar and had a pretty
raucous time, talking about how
they had a hell of a time get-
ting their kids to practise the
piano, too.
Well, sir, they just couldn't
stay with me. They faded.
There .1 was, :at 8:30 p.m., rar•
ing ;to cgo, And .by sheer chance,
SUGAR
and
SPICI3
By Bill Smiley
I got into a terrific reunion with
some old mates. It was the
night of the premiere of The
Great Escape, and I was pass-
ing the movie house. I wander-
ed into the lobby, told the door-
man I was an old prisoner -of -
war (what the film was about)
and he told me to go on in.
* 0 ,05
It was a thrilling 'show. At
least that's what the critics said
about it, in next day's papers.
I snoozed. After the show, the
old P.O.W.'s came out, grand
in rented white dinner jackets
and fat wives with borrowed
mink stoles. And there was old
EImer, large as life. In fact,
twice as large.
I hadn't seen old "El," as I
called him„ since the day the
Russians liberated our camp,
back in May, 1945. He hadn't
seen me since then, either. As
you can imagine, it was a hil-
arious reunion. Nothing would
do but that I'd have a drink
with him. We went off with
our arms around each other's
shoulders. At least, as far as
they'd reach. Mine wouldn't go
much past the nape of his neck.
He had grown. Sideways.
05 0 '05
We were just getting nicely
into our reunion., and swearing
we'd reforge the strong bonds
of those days behind• the wire,
and bring our families to visit
each other, when El asked if
I'd gone straight back to Cal-
gary when I was discharged
from the air force. As I've nev-
er been in Calgary in my life, I
was rather taken aback.
A few minutes later, it had
been revealed that Elmer's
name was Elwood Middlehouse,
and that he thought'mine was
Bill Wiley, who'd slept in the
bunk above his in Stalag Luft 3.
I was in Stalag Luft 1. We
parted rather coolly, trying ,to
out -fumble each other for the
check.
05 0
There's nothing quite as re-
freshing as a refresher course.
At least, I can tell my wife that
I led my class. Down to the
cafeteria every day, for coffee
break.
A SMILE OR TWO
"What do you mean," roared
the politician, "by publicly in-
sulting me in your rag of a
paper? I will not stand for it
and I demand an immediate
apology."
"Just a ' iinute," answered
the editor. "Didn't the news ap-
pear exactly ,as you gave it to
us, namely that you had resign-
ed as city treasurer?"
"It did, but look where you
put it ... right in the column
under the heading, Public Im-
provements."
A student nurse had just
broken her engagement to a re-
cently graduated doctor. One
day when she was talking about
it, a friend was aghast. "You
mean," the girl asked, "he ac-
tually asked, you to give back
all his presents?"
"Not only that," said the
nurse indignantly, "but he sent
me a bill for 36 visits."
"I'm suspicious of that fel-
low in room 305," the hotel
manager told the house detec-
tive. , "You'd better go up and
have a look around."
When the detective came back
downstairs the manager asked,
'Find any of our hotel towels
Ili bis attitcase?"
"NNo,» ansWeted the deteetive
"but I found the chamborMai'�'•
in his 'grip.'
. ►ACDUFF OTTAWA
IN THE BALANCE
OTTAWA The future of Fi-
nance Minister Walter Gordon
hangs in the balance as mem-
bers of Parliament and the pub-
lic consider his alterations to
the budget.
Most Conservative members
are convinced that Mr. Gordon
is through as Finance Minister.
They think that Mr. Gordon's
great and good friend Prime
Minister Pearson will quietly
move him to another post be-
fore the next budget, and many
Liberals subscribe to this view.
But there are others who say
that Mr. Gordon should be giv-
en another chance. They argue
that he has an opportunity to
rehabilitate himself because of
the budget "improvements". Al-
though prepared to abandon the
Finance Minister on the basis
of his first budget they now con-
tend that he has a 50-50 chance
to survive.
Certainly his survival as Fi-
nance Minister is by no means
a sure thing, but his chances
of hanging on may have been
materially improved by the
amended budget he introduced
into the House July 8th. The
first attempt was definitely a
"bad budget"; the second at-
tempt was a great improvement.
How Mr. Gordon handles his
amended budget resolutions in
the House will undoubtedly
play a major role in determin-
ing whether or not he is to re-
main as Minister.
More so than any of the many
highly -regarded persons who
have come to Parliament, con-
fident that they can easily make
their mark in that big league,
he has had a bad time.
Mr. Gordon arrived in Ottawa
with it generally accepted that
he was to be Finance Minister.
He was the man : who had the
answers Or the country's econ-
omic problems, the Liberals sug-
gested as they campaigned for
office. Never has a man taken
the post of Finance Minister
with a bigger billing.
The Liberals had announced
that within the first 60 days of
taking office there would be
more decisions taken • and more
action than under any previous
administration. That bo a s t
made in the heat of the elec-
tion campaign imposed a dead-
line on the new Government
that forced quick decisions. Mr
Gordon found himself with a
heavy load of work and decid-
ed to bring in three experts
from Toronto to help.
Later as the deadline neared
and it became necessary to get
to work on the preparation of
the budget, Mr. Gordon asked
the experts to drop their work
on legislation and turn their
attention to the budget. They
took the oath of secrecy and be-
gan working, but it was over-
looked that two of them were
still on the payrolls of their"
Bay Street firms,.
No secret was made of the
fact that there were three "out-
side consultants" helping the
Finiance Minister. In fact, there
were rumblings • of resentment
from within the Finance Depart-
ment that these so-called ex-
perts were proceeding with
measures that the knowledge
able people within the Depart-
ment were afraid would lead
to, all sorts of difficulties. Any
protests that "might have been
made were dismissed as prompt-
ly by jealousy. It was an awk-
ward situation and did not
make Mr. Gordon's task any
easier.
Moat Liberals would have pre-
ferred that the Finance Minis-
ter be content with a relative-
ly simple budget as a stand-by
until the first 60 • days were
passed.They would have liked
to ,see the_Finance Minister put
off innovations until his second
budget.
.But Mr. Gordon is not the
kind of man who wants to stall.
A man of action he faced up
to the job of preparing his first
budget. He now points out that
it is the most complex and does
more things and embraces more
segments of the economy than
any other budget in recent his-
tory. That is one reason why
the Finance Minister got into
trouble. He attempted, to do
too :touch too quickly.
Members of the Liberal Gov-
ernments were taken aback at
the nature and content of Mr.
Gordon's first budget. - It was
far more sweeping than they
had anticipated. It was daring
and experimental. It backfired.
As the impact of the budget-'
ary measures became known
across the country a howl of
protest went up. It was picked
up and echoed by the opposi-
tion members. _ Already the Fi-
nance Minister was in trouble
in the House because of the
evasive answers he had given
to questions about the employ-
ment of `outside consultants".
There were charges that he had
deliberately misled Parliament.
It was a question of semantics.
He was not frank and forthcom-
ing in his replies. When the
opposition sensed that he was
holding back information they
began howling for his scalp.
As businessmen across the
country began to realize that
the budget was under heavy at-
tack they joined the assault.
Mr. Gorden was in deep trou-
ble. Prime Minister Pearson
put his Government on the line.
He made it clear that there
had been no violations of the
secrecy and challenged the op-
position to produce evidence of
any wrong doings.
Rumours circulated that Mr.
Gordon had offered to resign.
This was denied by the Prime
Minister and Mr. Gordon. They
had discussed the difficulties
that had developed in the House
and agreed to ride out• the
storm. Mr. Gordon's resigna-
tion was neither asked for nor
offered.
But will he stay in' his port-
folio? His performance in
handling the revised resolutions
REPORT
in the Hogs, e may provide a
clue. If he fumbles the ball
again he will definitely be on
the way out. For the present
Prime Minister Pearson turns
aside any queries on Mr. Gor-
don's future with the comment
that the Finance Minister is in
good health and should be able
to stay on the job for years.
The truth is that the Gordon
affair is a complex of many fac-
tors—of which twe are most
important. First; the affair re-
vealed clearly defects in Cana -
adieu budget making proce-
dures which were already ap-
Parent—the Joint Committee of
Lawyers and Chartered Account-
ants had only a few months be-
fore made a number of impor-
tant recommendations to the
previous Government for sub-
stantial changes, which now
seem quite likely to bear fruit.
Second, the affair ' also re-
vealed clearly that Mr. Gordon
is not only a man of sizeable
talents, but also one of sizeable
defects. He chose as his three
outside helpers men who were
not, whatever else they were,
mature men of the first rank
in their own businesses, let
alone professionals in the field
of tax policy. His use of them
as virtual replacements of ra-
ther than subordinate assistants
to senior and experienced Fi-
nance Department officials pro-
duced notonly the unworkable
features of the Budget, but al-
so produced a morale problem
in the Department of Finance
which will prove far more im-
portant in the long run.
Having thus relied on assist-
ance of his own choosing for
what was beyond their capacity,
he' then committed the unfor-
giveable sin in the world of af-
fairs — he neither gained nor
trfed hard enough, nor took
time enough to gain ,the assent
of the ,key groyips Who at least
must acquiesce in a -Budget if
it ,is to work—the senior Fi-
nace officials, the Cabinet, Par-
liament, the groups specially af-
fected and the public at large.
This was not by accident, but
by design, for Walter Gordon
has always been a man who de-
cides rather than one who per-
suades. Ultimately his political
survival depends on whether ata
the age of fifty-seven he can be-
come a man of, persuasion.
by.
Tom Dorr
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