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SEAFORTH, ONTARIO, OCTOBER 18, 1962
Hospital Campaign is
Announcement this week of a cam-
paign to raise $195,000 for the construc-
tion of a new Hospital to serve the
Seaforth community advances a step
further a program that has occupied
the Hospital Board for several years.
Accommodation at Scott Memorial
Hospital has been crowded for a long
time, and each year the demand for
beds increases. The problem the board
faced in planning to meet this need was
complicated by the costs involved in
enlarging or otherwise modernizing
and fireproofing the 80 -year-old hospi-
tal building, and by the fact that the
Ontario Hospital Services Commission
would not agree to provide any grants
towards altering the present building.
It was at this point that the board, act-
ing on the advice of the OHSC 'made
the decision that the only practical
solution to the hospital problem in the
Seaforth community was a .new build-
ing on a new site...
Since that time, planning has gone
ahead in progressive stages. The point
Community Challenge
now has been reached when it must be
determined if funds can be made avail-
able to carry out the project. The peo-
ple of the Seaforth community are the
only people who can provide the an-
swer.
Federal, Provincial and County gov-
ernments make grants towards capita]
construction, but these grants fall fare
short of meeting costs. The balance
then must be obtained through the gen-
erosity of individuals, firms and organ-
izations.
The `charge per day' for hospital care
covers only the hospital's operating
costs, which include such items as ad-
ministration, salaries, wages and main-
tenance. These operating costs do• not
include any amount for extending or
equipping additional hospital facilities
when required. Such expenditures are
classed as capital costs and must, to a
large extent, be met through donations.
This is why it is so important that the
hospital have the unqualified, and con-
tinuing support of the community it
serves.
Made -To -Order Mates
(Kincardine News)
Marriage remains one of our current
problem's; though some people slyly hint
it is not a modern institution.
Deep studies are bound to convince
that the trouble lies not in marriage but
in the,preliminaries. How can the right
man and woman' come together when
the average man can choose from only
50 to 100 female acquaintances and the
average woman's choice is .limited to 10
or 20 men? If she refuses more than
twenty, she is stuck.
If there is just one, only one for ev-
eryone, then the chance of finding the
right person is about one in a billion.
So ... how does an individual go about
making his one chance in a billion ma -
A Promise
(From the Vancouver Sun)
We ,don't.. often urge politicians to
abandon their election promises. But
today, with all ardor, we -appeal to
Prime Minister . Diefenbaker : Please
don't gb to the United Nations.
Mr. Diefenbaker promised during.
the recent election campaign to intro-
duce a resolution at the U.K calling for
referendums on self-determination in
Soviet satellite countries. Now he says
he • may attend the forthcoming U.N.
General Assembly session to promote
the promised Canadian resolution.
Like Most Canadians, we share Mr.
Diefenbaker's revulsion for Soviet im-
perialism. But the embodiment of this
sentiment in a U.N. , resolution would
be a clumsy travesty of diplomacy,
In the first place, the resolution
hasn't a :hope of .being adopted. Afro -
Asian members of the U.N., recalling
Canada's abstention, on last J'une's.
resolution urging a new constitution
for Southern Rhodesia, couldn't 'be ex-
pected to take Mr. Diefenbaker's sud-
den passion for self-determination in
Russian colonies very seriously,
Western bloc members, who know
'that quiet diplomacy accomplishes more
than exhortation, would snicker behind
their hands at our prime minister's ca-
pacity for melodrama and self-delusion.
The Communist bloc would, either join
in the general merriment, or become
annoyed.
In either case, they would surrender
nothing.
In terms of moral force or practical
effect, the doomed resolution would be
less than useless to the • subject peoples
in the Russian empire. And we even
doubt that it would impress Canada's
so-called ethnic voters, who deserted
Mr. Diefenbaker in large (numbers on
Pune 18.
As an independent but pro-Western
middle power, we can best contribute
ato v4ld peace *,adopting a sane and
icontiiliatory role,'
When IVir, t ietehbaker adepts the
rele o e, self-appointed scourge of coin-
he
owhe 11.titlettaints the tifective,
terialize?
In this age of automation ... with a
machine, •of course, each person, male
and female, is described on a card,, with
little' punch boles (like your cradle -to -
the -grave cheques). The cards are fed
into a machine and matching holes indi-
cate the perfect mates. Then, each is
notified, Fraulein Snitzenburger in
Vienna and Wun Bad Lung in Hong
Kong.
- The rest is up to the individual or in-
dividuals. ,
Could there .be a bad marriage this
way? Yes, a screw might come loose in
the machine and we would be back
where we are with divorce as the only
solution.
To Forget
ness of this traditional diplomatic pos-
ture.
Such performances have little effect
on the Communist bloc, for the very
good reason that Canada is .not a great
nuclear power. Mr. Khrushchov, after
all, can rattle his rockets.
Mr. Diefenbaker can only shake his
wattles, in reply.
So please, Mr. Prime Minister: For-
get this one campaign promise. It won't
lose you many votes that you haven't
lost already, and there are still plenty
of promises that need keeping here at
home.
Likes Spending
Victor Roberts has been arrested be-
cause he was found with 3,900 counter-
feit 10 -shilling notes. He told Scotland
Yank detectives: "It is an inoffensive
passion. I just like to carry lots of
money, even though it's false."—(Lon-
don Daily Express).
Without Chimneys
Modern industry has transformed the
world or, at least, all those parts which
benefit from it. It has not been with-
out its black side, however, literally and
otherwise. It has produced the "black
country" of industrial England, the
smog -bound Ruhr area in Germany and
has cast a dim halo of dust and gloom
over many cities on this continent.
There is one industry, however,
which has no chimneys belching forth
soot and grime. That is the tourist in-
dustry. The only nasty exhalations are'
those of the automobiles cluttering our
highways or of the boats on our lakes
and rivers. Fortunately the fresh
breezes of the countryside soon blow
these away.
The phrase "chirnneyless industry"
as `applied to tourism has come to us
'via Mexico, a country where this indus-
try is an integral and most important
Bart of the economy. Tourism certain-
ly ranks „alnong the cleanest of all in-
duiitrfes:-Wflideor;:I§tars
i
'IN' THE YEARS AGONE
Interesting items gleaned from
The Expositor of 25, 50
and 75 years ago.
From The Huron Expositor
October 15, 1937
The district received the first
touch of winter on Thursday
evening of last week, when
snow fell for nearly three
hours,
Harry H. Cook, B.A.; Sc., hon-
or graduate of Toronto Univers-
ity, • has accepted a position as
teacher of applied science and
engineering at the University.
Mr. H. W. Hart has been
awarded the contract for build-
ing a new house in Dublin for
Mrs. Flannigan.
The two-storey brick dwelling
• 1 n gtaa you spent an enjoy -acne evening, rit'uer—
because you certainly didn't spend anything else."
A MACDUFF OTTAWA REPORT
SENATE MIGHT FORCE
EARLY ELECTION •
OTTAWA.—, The House- of
Commons seems to be settling
down to a`•pattern-•that could
keep the 'Diefenbaker Govern-
ment in office for a long time.
Tempt thein as they will, the
Liberals are still unable to luxe
the Social Credit group as a
whole into their camp. Rant at
the Conservatives as they do,
when it comes to a showdown
they will do "anything rather
than precipitate another -elec-
tion at the moment.
The second Liberal 'want of
confidence motion, while it was
slightly less challenging than
the straight condemnation of. a
tight money policy that had
been considered, nevertheless
nearly took words out of Socred
Leader Robert Thom'pson's
mouth. It condemned the Gov-
ernmentfor imposing taxation
without representation. T h e
tariff surcharges announced on
June 24 were imposed by or-
ders -in -council under the auth-
ority of two statutes.
There is no doubt of either
the Iegal or moral right of the
Government to do it this way
at the time. Not only was no
Parliament sitting but the$e
was still no Parliament to''sit.
But with the opening of the
25th Parliament all this was
changed and the Liberals claim
that every day that the Difen-
baker Government fails to regu-
larize the performance by leg-
islation or promise of. legisla-
tion puts it in an unconstitu-
tional position.
This may be little more than
words. As the former Finance
Minister, • Donald Fleming put
it, the real constitutional issue',
is whether the Government
holds the confidence of the
House of Commons and, on four 1
occasions so far it has shown
technically that it did. On each
occasion, of course, the• Social
Credit group has lost a. little
more face but it would rather
lose face than take a chance of.
losing seats that bring with
them an income of more than
$800 a Month.
So long as The Socreds feel
this way about it, Liberal Lead-
er Pearson, whetherhe really
wants an election or not, is
quite safe in throwing his chal-
lenges across the floor at the
Prime Minister. It is the best
of political strategy, Particular-
ly in its effect on Quebec where
the Liberals still must count
on a good many additional seats
if they are to upset the Govern-
ment when the time comes.
There must be a good many
voters in Quebec, already who
are puzzled 'about this strange
marriage and wondering why on
earth they sent these 26 Social
Creditlers to Ottawa as a pro-
test against the Diefenbaker
Government.
But it is 'by no means certain
that the Liberal's would not wel-
come an early election. There
are growing signs that they
might be ready to force it. The
best sign so far has come from
the Senate where Liberal Lead-
er Ross Macdonald has warned
that all Government bills must
receive , more than ordinary
scrutiny. That, of course, might
mean just what it says, that
the Liberal Senate majority feels
it must do just what. Senators
have been 'put there to do.
It is being taken however, as
a threat of obstruction. If it is
that, it may have to be carried
out only once. It is a-littltWore
than a. year ago that a Senate
Liberal ` majority refused to
pass an amendment to. the Cus-
toms Tariff Act. Instead, it stent
it back to the Wise of Com-
mons With a major change. In
fact, the: change represented a
reasonable compromise a n d
there were members of the Gov-
ernment ' who were• inclined to
accept it. But for Mr. Diefen-
baker there was no compro-
mise. He interpreted the Sen-
ate amendment as -obstruction
and came within an ace of dis-
solving Parliament and calling
the election then and there.
If the Liberals really want an
election now this may be the
way to get it.
THE BANDY FAMILY
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Capital Hill Capsules
Austerity has had some unex-
pected results. The first month
of tariff surcharges designed in
part at least to stop Canadians
purchasing abroad brought a
peak volume of imports. DBS
figures. for July showed an in-
crease • .over the same month
last year of 22.4 per cent and
from the United States 25.5 per
cent:
* * *
The budget deficit forecast by
Finance Minister Fleming in
April will not be narrowed by
anything like the amount prom-
ised by Prime Minister Diefen-
baker on June 24. Mr. Diefen-
baker estimated his new expen-
diture cutback at $250 million
and his additional revenues
from the tariff surcharges at
$100 million for the remainder
of the year. Expenditure cuts
are below the $200 million
markand the new revenues
wil be less than -expected. In
fact at the moment the state-
ment of revenues and expendi-
tures is running just about on a
level with Mr. Fleming's origin-
al budget forecast last April.
*- * *
The Industrial Development
Bank is td have a new president
and he will not be a banker.
Governor Louis Rasminsky of
the Bank of Canada, who has
also been President of IDB, is
to be relieved of his dual func-
tion and will become chairman
of the board. The man being
sought to replace him will'be
a top ranking usiness man.
•By REV. ROBERT H. HARPER
NEW WORLD
"In 1492 Columbus sailed the
ocean blue" and discovered a
new world beyond the western
wave. Though tradition tells us
that Leif Frickson visited Green-
land and the northern shores of
our continent about 1000 A.D.,
and though- the old stone tower
at' Newport still stands as an
enigma, Columbus still ranks
as the. discoverer.
An Englishman who visited
the country not so long ago,
according to the story, was not
greatly impressed by t h e
achievement of Columbus. Land-
ing at New York, he soon took
a train for New Orleans. Ac-
customed to railway travel in
'his "tight little, isle," he was
amazade at the time consumed
by the train in reaching New
Orleans.
When at last the train reach-
ed New' Orleans and he went
into the street, he found that a
parade was in progress. When
told the people were celebrat-
ing Columbus Day and was re-
minded that Columbus had dis-
covered America, he repeated,
"discovered America," and add-
ed, "'Ow' could he 'ave missed
it?"
Yes, Columbus had a vaster
land before him than heknew
of when he sailed to the west
in 1492; he sailed for India,
discovered a new world instead.
Let us ever be thankful, unto
God for the New World.
Just a Thought:
When we face the necessity
of admitting fault or correcting
some mistake, we should re-
member that such things are
somewhat like a disease—the
longer we wait to take action,
the more difficult the task be-
comes.
A SMILE OR TWO
There was a bulge in the
cheek of a youngster who show-
ed up for a fishing rodeo •at
Coonskin Park in Charleston,
West Virginia.
"What have you got in your
mouth, son?" asked an atten-
dant.
"Worms," replied the boy.
The doctor gazed pensively
at the gawky. teen-ager who sat
drooling over a picture of Kim
Novak. "Your son," he consoled
the anxious parents, "is enter-
ing into a developmental phase
in which he is simply ga-ga over
the female sex. This phase will
last about seventy years."
' BY LLOYD DUANDIGHAM
DAi'S PLAN FORA
'CORNER TAt LE a,
L2' u .
Use. VDU/WOOD: JIGSAW
'10P, ATTPCI40 'TOP r EfL W PAtWT'
of Isaac Rathwell, 11/4 miles
,north of Varna, was burned last
Wednesday, along with nearly
all its contents.
Mr. Charles Brodie has the
contract of installing a new
furnace in First Presbyterian
Church.
How many pigs are there
in Canada?
More than five Million are
raised in Canada each year. On-
tario and Alberta are the heav-
iest producers, followed byQue-
bec, Saskatchewan and Mani-
toba. About 60 per cent of all
Canadian farms raise pigs, av-
eraging 14 head apiece, About
90 per cent of all 'pure-bred Can-
adian swine registered in a re-
cent year Were of the York-
shire breed, the Encyclopedia
Canadiana states. others of Bri-
tish origin are the Berkshire,
T a m w o r t -h and Hampshire
breeds. In certain areas, Ameri-
can breeds such as the Duroc
Jersey, Poland China• and Ches-
ter White are popular. 'Breeds
from Saskatchewan, the Land -
race, are gaining in favor among
Canadian ' farmers. New breeds
are being developed, crossing
the dominant Yorkshire and
other breeds for greater vigor
and economy in commercial pro-
duction. _ -
* * *
•
From The Huron Expositor
October 18, 1912
Mr. Leo Bristow had the anis-
fort►lne to get the first finger
of his right hand eut -off and
the thumb badly cut and bruis-
ed on Friday by coming in con=
tact with a saw at which he
was working in the furniture
factory.
Deliveries of coal have been
so light this fall that there is
now almost a coal famine in
Seaforth.
Mr. Hughes, a skilled optician,
will be at Beatties 5c Store
three days next week.
Mr, H. Edge has commenced
the brickwork on the new Car-
negie Library building.
Mr. Harry Tyndall, of Tucker:
smith, recently picked from his
field a turnip which weighed 23
pounds. It is of the Derby
Swede variety.
Mr. F. Savauge, of the firm
of Savauge & $tollery, ; jewel-
lers, has purchased the resi-
dence of the late Mrs. John Kil-
loran, on Goderich St., and will
occupy it.
A lot of beans and corn have
been safely housed in this
neighborhood during the past
week.
Mr. George Brownlee has
raspberries in his garden at the
present time that are ripe and
of good flavor. •
* k *
From The Huron Expositor
October 21, 1887
Mrs. George Sills returned
home from Chicago on Friday
evening. -
Carpenters and workmen of
all kinds are so °thronged with
work just now that workmen
are at a premium, and many of
the contractors have their
hands so full that they decline
taking new contracts of any
kind.
Some of the fall wheat in the
county looks splendid, but a
good deal of it has a very sick-
ly appearance.
lihr. James Weir, of the Royal
Hotel, emptied his hotel of
spirituous liquors on Wednes-
day and sent off the last drop
to be had in the house.
SUGAR
and
NCB
Sooner or later, someone is
going to realize that we Cana-
dians possess the most deadly
weapon in the world. When this
happens, you can say goodbye
to the cold war, and you' can
be glad you're a citizen of the
nation that is about to become
dominant in our times.
Our leaders haven't tumbled
to the devastating potential of
this weapon yet, but I have, and
I'm willing, with all the fric-
tion in the world these days, to
let them in on it, to unleash it
on the troublesome nations) and
to put an end to the perpetual
wrangling among the major
powers,
* * *
How many "Halls of
Fame honor the deeds' of
Canadian athletes?
Three—all are of recent ori-
gin. The Canadian Amateur,
Athletic Hall Of Fame was es-
tablished in 1948 by the Ama-
teur Union of Canada. The Can-
adian holders of amateur world
championship's, as well as win-
ners of first -place medals at the
Olympic games, are usually en-
rolled. In 1955 Canada's Sports
Hall of Fame was founded at
the 'Canadian National 4xhibi-
tion in Toronto. Award§ are
made by a national selection
conimittee of sports writers and
broadcasters from all ten prov-
inces, says Encyclopedia Can-
adiana. Selection is based on
winning world championships
or, Olympic Medals, or other-
wi§e bringing "fame to Canada
through sport." Then, in 1957,
the Canadian National Exhibi-
tion established the National
'Hockey Hall of Fame, housing
it in 4uai'ters' separate from the
SapbttS Hall of Fame. The names
honored Were those of hockey
fila er's irethe infer iatio'na11•Iall
of wine; Along filth others' who
beanie •tl'aia'ous in the- 8arty
Ad 'the 'Mme, "either' has
e `or riiihjoebr'ghi ixera' of
fid 61%kt.
* * * .
It is a weapon that makes
nuclear warfare look like cave-
man stuff. It shatters people
physically. It wrecks them mor-
ally, mentally and emotionally.
My only doubt is this: have
Canada's leaders the ruthless-
ness necessary to turn it loose
on humanity?
I'm referring, of course, to
The Flu, As I sit here tapping
out this ringing call to arms
with shaky fingers, my nose
dripping a steady accompani-
ment, my body wracked by hot
and cold flushes, I can't help
thinking it's a shame to let such
a vicious weapon remain strict-
ly for home consumption.
* * *
All our Prime Minister would
have to dois.round.up a dozen
Canadians who are ,suffering
from The Flu. ° He could find
them, at any time ofthe year,
in any numbers, in any part of
the country, Put them on a
plane and send them on state
'visits to Moscow, Washington,
London, Paris, Peking, Berlin,
or any other trouble spot. Let
them mingle freely at diploma-
tic cocktail parties.
I'll guarantee that within a
few months, 90 per cent of the
people in the world would have
The Flu. Wars would cease. In-
ternational strife would end. Ev-
erybody would be too busy with
The F1µ.
• * *.
Personally, I'd rather be hit
by a hydrogen bomb than by
The Flu. With the former, you
can only be blown to bits or
burned to 'Cinders. With the lat-
ter, you die a thousand deaths,
a couple of times a year, for
life.
Can't you see those Russian
moujilts. reeling . around with
fevers, runny noses and hack-
ing coughs? They -wouldn't
have enough energy to murmur
"Nyet!" at the UN. We'd have
them on their knees before you
could say, "Dniepropetrovsk,"
'* * *
When you have The Flu,
you're just not interested in
fighting anybody. In the first
place, you're so weak you can't
lick your lips. In the second,
you don't want slaughter; you
want sympathy.
You may think all this is a
bit fanciful, but I know. This
week, I haven't even had the
strength or -the spirit to fight
with my'wife, Instead of walk-'
ing around me, my kids just
push me out of the way. I was
so weak that, when I was chang-
ing the goldfish, I nearly went
flat on my back when he gave
a flip in my hand.
* *
That's the physical ' aspect.
But the psychological effect, is
even more horrible. You go
around in a cloud of depression.
You develop a deep and bitter
hatred of everybody: your fam-
ily, which seems remarkably un-
concerned by the •fact that
you're dying; Flu -less friends
whose idea of_ sympathy is to
tell you about theterrible dose
of The Flu they had last, spring;
doctors, who tell you the thing
to do is go ,to bed for a few
days, when it's all y,ou can do to
get to bed at nights.
Beauty of my- plan for Can-
ada's world domination is that
there is no defence, no counter••
weapon for The Flu. With the
same hideous malevolence, it
seeks out high and low, rich
and prior. No bomb shelter is
deep enough to protect against
it. .
This little plan to produce
world peace is offered to Mr.
Diefenbaker and his boys, (if ,
they're still around when this
is printed) for nothing. I don't,
want public acclaim, or a large
monetary reward, or even a
knighthood. All I want is to
get rid of my Flu.
YOU'RE ALMOST TWENTY
MINUTES LATE THIS
MORNING, CANDY.
OH, X DO, MISS FUSS._
T DIMPLY WASN'T MY
FAULT AT ALL...
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