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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1965-01-21, Page 9• USE THESE CLASSIFICATIONS TO YOUR ADVANTAGE 1. Coming Events 2. Lost, Strayed 3. Found 4. Help Wanted 5. Business Opportunities 6. Teachers Wanted. 7. Situations Wanted 8. Farm Stock For Sale • 9. Poultry For Sale 10, Used Cars For Sale 11. Articles For Sale 12. Wanted To, Buy 13. Wanted 14. Property For Sale 15. Property For Rent 16. For Sale or Rent 17. Wanted To Rent 18. Property, Wanted. 19. Notices 20. Auction Sales, 21. Tenders Wanted 22: Legal Notices 23. Business Directory 24. Cards of Thanks 25. In Memoriam 26. Personals , The cost is low. Classifications 2, 3, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15 and 17, minimum 40c an insertion, Classification 25, minimum 65c, plus 25c for each 4 -line verse. All other classifications, mini- mum 65 cents per insertion, except Auction Sales (20), Ten- ders Wanted (21), and Legal Notices (22), rates on applicae tion. For cash payment, or If paid by 10 days following last inser• s tion, 16 CENTS deducted from above rates. COMMERCIAL CLASSIFIED . RATES (For Business Firms, Trades- men, etc.): Minimum, 50 cents per insertion. Billing charge, 15 cents per advertisement. L Coming. Events . DANCE Brodhagen Community Centre, Friday, Jan. .22nd. Des- jardine's Orchestra. 1-56-1 TURKEY Valentine Supper; at 'Northside United Church, on Wednesday, February 10th. Sup--. per served from 5 to 7 o'clock. Adults, $1.50, children, 12 land under, 75c. • 1-56-1 SATURDAY, Jlan. 23rd, Stars of the Future, guitar variety program, at the Clinton Legion Hall, 8:00 pen. Adults, 50c, children, 25e: --Featuring - lbeal and district talent from Pu11- srfer's Guitar -Studio:" 'L-56xT CABARET •Dance, Brodhagen .Community e Centre, Saturday, Jan. 23rd. Couples only, ad sion $1.50. Al Wegner Orche Dancing 9 to 12. Buffet lunch. 1-56-1 2. Lost, Strayed RED CCM.. bicycle, around Main Street, medium size. Ferg Quinn. . 2-56x1 4." Help Wanted $2.00 per hour - An year round. Apply to Avon Manager, MRS. M. MILLSON, 17, Hawkesbury Ave., London, or phone collect, 451-0541, even-' ings. 4-56-1 ASSESSOR. WANTED for Township of Hibbert Applications will:. be received by the undersigned, - on or be- fore January 30, 1965, for the position of Assessor for the Township. of Hibbert. • Apply in, own_handwriting, stating age, education and- ex- perience ('if any). MRS. ANNE BURCHILL, Hibbert Township Clerk-Treas., - Dublin, Ontario. 4-55-2 DISTRICT SALES MANAGER Large IAtern'a!t 6110 connpanY in agnicuktubei field requires a Di•steiert Sales Mana,gen..Appli- cant must have .recent agraeul: turall background. Prefer male ried men, between ages of 25- 40. Car necessary. Sucessful ap- plicant • will receive complete training in company, stales grams. If you are inter -et , in a job with an established and growing any' and immiedr fate income of $6,000 'da $8,000 per year and an early 9ipppm- tunity for advert t, write to Box 1366, Seaforth and ani personal •interviewr'wdll be'arranged.. 4-55=2 7. Situations Wanted DRESSMAKING and altering women's and children's gar- ments; detailed finishing. Phone 527-1882, Seaforth. 7 54-tf 8. Farm Stock For 'Sale FOR . , •Ab Angus Mins and club calf prospeafte. R. J. DOW,. phone 5211-415, Sea - faith. • $••54-33 SEVENTY pigs for Salle, ranging from weavers ter 110'bs. Gema 'Ryton, RR 1, Walton, phone 527- °5'21. 8-58-2' Every weeek More people dis- cover what mighty jobs are aecompllshed by low cost Ex positor•Want Ada. Dial 527-0240. Boxholders' Names Not Given butt! It is not possible for Us to divulge- the• name •er address of any advertfser Using a Huron Expo suer'{` box number. Please do not lsk',f'or ,NtWa ..Infb>tmatjt n. ,,, 8. Farm Stock For Sale TWEN?I'Y-four -weaner pigs, 6 weeks cul. John Patrick, RR 4, Seafarer, phone 527-0047. 8-56x1 THIRTEEN wedner pqgp. Louis McIver, RR 1, Staffa, phone 43 R 25, Dublin. 8-56-1 TWENTY -.six pigs, 1n wleek2 old. Ken Ryan, RR 1, .Dubbin, phone 102 1 5. ,, 8-56241 PUREBRED Hereford b u II, could be registered. Sire, $8000 bull. Contact David Livingston, RR 2, Seaforth. 8-56x1 9. Poultry For ' Sale DE—KALB Ready -to -lay Pultbs Cal McKINLEY'S FARM and HA(rCHERY LTD., Zurich Phone Hensajll, 262-2837. 9-54-tf 10. Used Cars For Sale 1956 Monarch sedan, automatic, power brakes and steering, rad- io, an good conditidn. See J. C. Crich. 10-56-1 '57 FORD, metallic green, per- fect condition; one -owner car; new tires. Will finance. Ross Love, RR 2, Hensall. Phone 262'15280. 10 -54 -ti 1959 Pontiac, 4 -door, •hard -top,. V-8Thmotor, Automatic transmis- sion, size 850 x 14 titres, power steering and power brakes. Phone 482-7681, between 8 a.m. and 5 p.m., ore482-7551, even- iaegs. 10-56-2 11. Articles For Sale OAK rocking chair,,good con- dition. Phone 527-189. 11-56x1 SET of steel bed sprinrgs, width 48 'inches. Good as new. Ca111 527-1324. Seaforth. 11-56x1 DRIED shelled coaly by truck load, will deliver. Mervin:1i Dietz, phonle Dublin, 126 R 13. 11-56-1 FOR SALE--Rawlieigh Products Robert Engel, RR 3, Mitchell, phone Dublin, 35 R 17. 11-54-4 SEE our laage selection of Sig - ret and Stone rings. Use your credit- Costs no more at: .1FwFLLERs LTD._ ANS7IET'T 11-44-41 VACUUM Meaner Sales & Ser- vice for all makes. Filter Queen Sales, Varna. Phone 262-5350. 11-54-tf BEACH enamel stove, burns ei coal or wood, copper res - $10.. Phone 527-0896, Sea. firth. - 11-56-1 JOHN DEER corn Owner; eliso several cords dry' hard • wood. Vertu •Alderdice,. Hensall; 262- 5494. • 11-58x1 FRIDAY and Saturday only,, cherry pies, made with frozen cherries, 39c, regularly, 50c. •Cricies Bakery, 11-56-1 TWO chests of drawers; 2 cof- fee ,tables; 1 kitchen cabinet, with glass doors.. Harty Jessome phone 527-0772. 11-56x1 ALL winter clothing, including underwear, work shirts and lii•ed smocks: 'still at discount prices tilt the end of January. Bill O'Shea. Men's wear; Box block, .Seaforth. 11-56-2 • NEED A CLOCK? We have a large selection of alarm, wall and mantle clocks. ANSTETT JEWFJLT,ERS LTD. 11-54-tf Remember, it takes but a moment to place an Expositor, Want Ad and be money in pocket. To advertise, just Dial Seaforth 527-0240. • WOOD'S Store of Brussels, re- consolidating. ' See chdl'd'ren's ready-to-wear and Millinery, at Westside Shoplfe, . going et ter - riffle savings. Real values at main store m all ready -fie -wear are: draperies. Help us move and save. 11-56-1 TIMEX WATCHES One year guarantee Priced from $7.95 up. ANSTETT JEWELLERS LTD. 11-54-tf MASSEY 101x" plate grinder with speed jack do skids; Mas- sey No. 11 cream separator, newly rebuilt bowl. Ken Carno- chan, Seaforth, 527-1545. 11-54x2 , WE ARE YOUR 'HEADQUA1,TEItS In town • for 1iltc r Leather Goods. See our' ' setectian of Wallets Key Cases • Jewer Boxes Clutch Purses Shoe P,1, .,, ,g., ANSTETT J a " r y'' IJTD, 11-5,4tf and wed s tractors andA farm v machinery, etc. Over 1000 beats and hundreds) of pullleys, beam - legs, spank plugs, ',low Shit*,0 clzltivater+ nts,olts, hlyda>u- •lii'c and so1ee items. Huron County's leading farm equipmexilt depot, John Bach, I.H. Dealler, Seafonth. 11-56-2 NEARLY new Cold, Spot auto- matic combination refrigerator - freezer with large bottom freez- er; • 36" McClary .electric range; new 1500 watt electric heater with fan and thermostat; new 42" sink cabinet - with single stainless steel sink and content- ed *diorite top; oak kitchen cabinet; ' Reech- white . enamel wood ,and coal range with wa- terfront; 8 walnut dining xoom c'hai'rs, several other, chairs; large t.plattersl ands other odd alii11 s . Apply ,John Thome on ..' it 12. Wanted To Buy ' SEVEN• hundred by ltlr"' "tires wanted. Phone Hens rli, 262.5151, 12_55x2 ALL kinds of salvage wanted metal, iron, rags. Will cal! for., Louis Bildebrand, Ord St, Sea - forth. Box X8,6:' 12-53x5 HIGHEST prices paid Or live fowl, picked up at the farm. Ronald Bennett, "Walton. Phone Seaforth 527-0887. 12-54-tf SEVEN hundred by: 17 tires; alr so 4 -speed transmiseion:' for '58 GMC one -ton. Phone 262-5150, He'nea11. ' 12-56x2 •BALED HAY t • QUANTITY of baled hay: Len Watson, phone -451164804; Bra'mrp- ton, or write 13 Tullllamore Rd., Brampton. . 12-5¢x2 ANTIQUE furniture, ' lal'anps, dishes, boobs, etc, Wil buy in- dividual pieces or, complete household. Phone 2714578. 12-53x8 14. Property For Sale FOUR -bedroom house, on East Wi'Uiam St. Phone Leslie Beattie at 527-0542, Seaforth. 14-54-tf THREE-BEDROOM - house, re- finished inside and out; perfect location. New gas furnace. Ap- ply Vanderhoek's Supentest or Henry Lansink. 14-54-tf HOUSE, and 'small barn, located in Cromarty, modern conven- iences. Priced reasonable. Car- lyle Meikle, phone 119 R 21, Dublin. 14-56x3 TWO -family dwelling on Welsh St. •Redecorated;' new siding and picture windows. Will sacrifice for cash' or can handle terms. Contact: C. J. Dennis, 10320 E. Grand River, Brighton, Mich. • 14-54-tf TWO hundred and forty . acre farm, good buildtavgs; One gen- eral store in ' a small village. Apply Harold Jackson, Realtor, phone 527-0640, Allan Campbell; Salesman, phone 527-0445, Sea - forth. 14-54-tf 15. Property For Rent DOWNSTAIRS apartments, heat- ed. 2 -bedrooms, 3- iece• bath, available immediately. Gordon Noble, phone 527-0840, ,Seafosi h. 15-54-tf MODERN 2 -bedroom apartment, kitchen, bathroom,, livingroom. Phone 527-0810; 'Seafarer or 235 1510, Exeter:-- MODERN, self-contained, one - bedroom, downstairs apartment, suitable for retired couple. Box 1385,. Huron Expositor. 15-56x1 19. Notices • Plan now for 15 -DAY TOUR IN FLORIDA March 7 - 21 For information, call: CLEAVE COOMBS' SUNOCO SERVICE' 527-9016 — Seaforth 19-54x4 USE YOUR CREDIT Costs no more When you shop at ANSTETT JEWELLERS LTD. 19-54-tf NOTICE The Township of Hibbert will not be responsible for vehicles left on township roads during snowplowing operations through- out the winter months, ED. CHAPPEL, .Road Superintendent. 10-52-14 DEAD ANIMALS • REMOVED For Dead or Disabled Animals CALL COLLECT Darling & Company of Canada Ltd. Phone Clinton, 482-7269 License No: 262C-63 19-54-tf SEPTIC TANKS -. CLEANED Modern equipment used. All work guaranteed. Write or phone LOUIS BLAKE, RR 2, Brussels, phone 442 W 6, Brussels. 19-35x18 WATCH REp4IRS FAST SERVICE All work guar teed JEWELLERS Ltd. Phpne 527-1020, - Saalf+ 6,111 -54-tf 22.Legal 'Notices' NOTICE TO CRE.DJTORS In the Estate of WILLENA -DR HAM 411 'persene having O�jjaiims against the Estate, of Miens Graham, late of the Town of Seaforth, in, the County of Hur- on, deceased, who died on the 26th day of December, 1964, are hereby notified to send in full particulars of their claims to the undersigned on or be- fore the 29th day of January, 1965, after which date the assets will be distributed having re- gard only toclaims then re: ceived,��• DATED at. Seaforth, this 6th day of January, 1965. MCCONNELL & STEWART, Seaforth, Ontario, - idTeitors.-Lor? tlxer 7 stn l.i. 22. Legal Notices ANNUAL MEETING . The Annua•i Meeting -of the Us.- borne & Hibbert Mutual 'Fire Insurance Corn: any will be held in "Farquhar Hail, Farquhar,. on Mlondla'y, Feihruony 1, 1065, at 2 p,r'., for the 'purpose of 2+e* eeiving Utue reports' of the Ddr- -eetorsr ,and Auditorsthe for e past year, for the election of two Directors for ad three-year ter and one Director for a two -Year r<n, election of Auditors, can-, .sideration .of proposed a.mend- meats to the Company's Bylaws and any other business that may be In the interests of the. Clone pany. The Dureetars, whose terms of ce expire are E. Clayton Col- e and Wilhlia'm H. 'Cheap, both..,of whom are eligible for re-election. Milton McCurdy who was re. elected Director int 1964 resigned from the Board in October, 1964 aa:d Raymond McCurdy, was ap- pointed to fill the vacancy until February 1, 1965 Annual Meet; i7;g. Raymond McCurdy is el- igible, for election for a two- year term. The General By-lavyss of the Company have •been amended tci date and adopted by the Board of Dhtectoats and will be present- ed to the members for consid- eration and approval at the February 1, 1965 Annual Meet- ing. The ;major changes proposed in the By-laws are:. Article No. 1 Object: amended to read as follows: "Subject to the power granted under the charter, the purpose and Ihusiness of the Cor- poration shall he the insuring, 'under any class •of insuramice for which a.company writing on the Premium Note may be lic- eneecl in 'Ontario, of risks upon agricultural property or prop- erty that is not mercantile or menutacturing oa' •hezardous, as provided in Part 6 of the Cor: ponations Act of Ontario." The: present Article No. 1 lim- its the purpose and business of the 'company to insuring against fire 'and lightning. 'Article No. 33 Remuneration. The proposed change is that the President shall be paid $100.00 (one hundred dollars) annually in addition to fids fees, instead of $50.00 (fifty dollars) annually, this to take effect from January 1. 1964. TIMOT-HYD T-0OI g President. • ARTHUR FRAR, Secretary -Treasurer, 22-56-2 23. Business Directory JOHN" E. LONGSTAFF OPTOMETRIST Seaforth , Office: Tues., Thur., Fri., 9 to 5.30p.m. Sat., 9 to 12 noon Thursday evening by appoint- iunent only. Phone 527-1240 — or 482-7010 Mon., Wed., Clinton Office A. M. HARPER Chartered Accountant 55-57 South Street' Telephone Goderich • 524-7562 SEAFORTH VETERINARY CLINIC • J. O. Turnbull, D.V.M., V.S. W. R. Bryans, D.V.M., V.S. V. J. V. Parks, D.V.M., V.S. G. R. Gray, B.S.,DX.1W., V.S. Phone 527-1760 Seaforth McCONNELL & STEWART Barristers, "Solicitors, Etc. P. D. McCONNELL, Q.C, D. L, STEWART Seafor4h, Ont. Phone 527-0850 A. W. SILLERY Barrister, Solicitor, Etc. Offide, 527-1850., Res. 527-1643 Seaforth • Ontario G. A: WHITNEY FUNERAL HOME Goderich St. W., Seaforth AMBULANCE SERJiCE ' Adjustable hospital beds• for rent. FLOWERS FOR EVERY OCCASION Phone 527-1390 Sead4orth W., J. CLEARY Seaforth, Ontario LICENSED EMBALMER and FUNERAL DIRECTOR Night or Day Copts — 527-0510 J. A. BURKE Funeral Director , and Ambulance Service DUBLIN ' ONTARIO Night or Day Calls: Phone 43 R 10 BOX. FUNERAL SERVICE Prompt and careful attention Ambulance Service Flowers For A11 Occasions Phones: Day 527-0690 Night 527.0885 PERCY WRIGHT Licensed Auctioneer. For a better Auction Sale, tall Percy Wright; Hensall, 262-6482. 23-56-10 24. Cards of Thanks I wish to thank all my friends and neighbors .for cards and treats. Special thanks to the nurses of Scald Memorial Hos- pital, C.W.L. of Dublin, Drs. M•alkus and Brady and the Box ambullance.--Leta Feeney. 56n1 I week] like .to express my sin- cere thanks -for alt the cards, amen, treia''ts and gifts that -I reedited whiff a patient the Stout 'Memorial Hospital; also thanks to Dr Stapleton, Miss Drope and her nursing Staff and ? wv- ane. , s. 24. Cards of Thanks I wish to thank 'all those who called on me, se* Cards and treats while I was' a patient! $ ott MOml rials- Hiospital, ,and Victoria Hospital, Lond'Qn.--Slin- oeprelly Albert Baker. 24-50x1. THE faultily of the late Robert. Riehard Thompson, wish to ea - Press their sincere, thanks and o pppeciat on to friends, neigh - ben and relatives for their litany acts of kindness, beauti- ful floral tributes and donations to Gidbon Bible Society, and ex- pressions of sympathy received during their recent sad bereave- ment. Special thanks to Rev. Robbins, Nelson McClinchey, the 'pallbeareers and Ball and Mutch Funeral Home .Our hearts have been touched by all e love and kindness, shown us. How true are the words: "Boast not thyself of tomorrow; for thou kno weob not what a day may bring forth." Proverbs, 27:1. • 24-56x1 25. In Memoriam WATSON—In• loving memory of Qui' dear mother, Annie Watson., who passed away Jan!. 27, 1948. Treasured thoughts of one so dear, ' Often bring a silent tear, Thoughts return to scenes 'long pant, Years roll on, but memories lust. —Lovingly remembered 'by the F•a'mily. 25-56x1 MOORE—In loving memory of a dean wife, mother and grand- mother, Mrs. A. W. Moore, who passed away 4^ years ago, Jan. 20, 1061. Wonderful memories of one so '• dear, Treasured still with a love sin- cere, In our hearts she is living yet, We loved her too dearly to ever ,' forget. —Ever remembered by the Family, • 25-56x1 HOTHAM—In toeing -memory of a dear husband, father, grand- father and great grandfather, John Hotha,m, who passed away 2 years -ago, January 25, 1963. Although we smile and make no fuss, No one misses him more than And when old times we oft re- call,. Its -then =we=missryon-most of -a11: -Lovingly remembered by Ms Wife, son John L., -daughters., Madeline; • Corrine. rand -Leone and his grandchildren and great grandchildren. 25'-56-1 Additional •. Classified SEE PAGE. 10 -OUR TOWN 11'S ,IVST JAY PINUP! E BRODHA EN 'N Those who attended the fun-. 'era of Mrs. Charles Fischer (Minnie Eggert) , at Gladwin, Mich, last Tuesday were: Mrs. Edward ' Scherbarth, Sr., Mrs. Betty , Keszler, Mrs. Norman„ Bennewies and Edward Scher. barth, Jr. Relatives in this district re-. ceived word of the death. of - Mrs, Gordon Seifert, 76 (Paul- ine Kleber) at Hespler. Mr. and Mrs. Henry ,Kleber; RR 2, Wal- ton; Mr. and Mrs. Edwin Bach, RR 1, Bornholm; Mrs. Walter Muegge, RR 4, Mitchell, and Mr. Charles Kleber and Elmer, RR 2, Walton, attended the funer- al. She was a twinsister of Charles Kleber. She, had five sons and one daughter. Two of her sons, Charles, now of Pus- linch Lake, and Clarence, of Toronto, at one time worked around' this district. She was born in Logan Township, the daughter of the late Mr. and Mrs. Henry Kleber. Mrs. Sam Clark, of Mitchell, spent a few days with her daughter, Mrs. Gary Sholdice, and Mrs. Sholdice last week. Mrs. Clark and Mrs. Sholdice, Paul and Mark visited the for- mer's daughter, Mrs. Mose Leis and Mr: Leis and family Births FISCHE'R=At Scott Memorial Hospital, on Jan. 14, to Mr. and Mrs. Harold Fischer, of RR 2,• Mitchell, a son. STOLL—At Scott Memorial Hos- pital, on Jan. 15,1 to Mr. and Mrs. Edgar Stoll, RR 3, Kip- pers, a son, VAN DRUNKEN ;Alt Scott Mem- orial Hospital, on Jan. 19, to Mr,,, and Mrs. Peter Van Dien - en, RR 5, Seaforth, a son.. The Ruron Expositor - Seaforth 11111111IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIillille111111r at Wellesley one day- Mr. Peel Boyd had the mis- fortune to fracture his • leg while chorine in ,the barn, He is con aged 'to Stratford Hos. pital. Mr, and Mrs. Reuben Buuck visited Mrs, Louie Buuck and family, RR 2, CTadshili, recent- ly. Miss Connie Moore, RR 2, Dublin, is , with her 'grandpar- ents, Mr. and Mrs. Gordon Mil- ler. The annual World Day of Prayer service will be held at Zion. United Church, RR 3, Mit- chell on No. 8 Highway, on Fri- day, March 5th this year, _with St. Peter's Lutheran Church Wo- men. of Brodhagen taking part, alongwith other • surrounding churches, and all ladies are urg- ed to, attend.., Mr. and Mrs. Gary Sholdice and sons visited Mr. and Mre. Donald Horner in Kitchener on Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Lavern Wolfe with her mother, Mrs. John Hinz, Sr., Sebringville. Mr. and Mrs. Ed. Oliver and family, of Stratford, with Mr. and Mrs. Lavern Wolfe. Mr. and Mrs. Wayne Beuer- man, of London, with his par- ents, Mr. and Mrs. Manuel Beuermen, on Suhday. Mrs. Manuel Beuerman is confined to Scbtt Memorial Hos- pital, Seaforth. Mr. and Mrs. George Young, of Stratford, and Mr. and Mrs. Ford Dickison and Glenda with Mr. and Mrs. Russell Sholdice on Sunday. The ice surface in the- . church sheds 'is in good condition and being enjoyed by many young people, Mr. Reuben Buuck ids in charge, A shower. was held for Mr. and Mrs,' Gary Priestap (Doro- thy Horn) at the Brodhagen and District Community Hall on Saturday night. Mr. and Mrs. Jack Sawyer' and 'son, Verne, arid her par- ents, 'Mr. and Mrs. Chris Leon- liardt, moved into the . house they purchased recently, which was _ the home of Mrs. Rosine Miller. S -S. Elects Officers The Sunday School teachers of St. Peter's Lutheran Church held their annual meeting last Wednesday evening. Pastor Brill was in charge and the following is the result of the election of officers: Superintendent, Edgar Ellig- sen; assistant superintendent, Resell holdice; secreta}y, ^; Glenda Miller, assistant :secre taryA<•Mrs Minnie °'Nock; statisti- cian, 'Judy T.rutter; ;pianist, Mrs., Brill;, assistant pianist, Barbara Hoegy; treats. for .sick, Mrs Lloyd Pfeifer and.Shirley Voe . ,It was decided to send. $10 •to„ the, Sunday School by mall. School Board Meets The first meeting of the new ly-elected Area School Board of Logan, Township was held last Wednesday a€texnoont. They were sworn in by K, J, ReeneY, Logan Township Clerk. Berl Ahrens was elected chairman by the board members. Applications are heing called for the office of secretary-treas-. urer. All future meetings will be held on the first Tuesday evening of each Month at the Logan Township `Hall, Born- holm. - 1 STAFFA .Mr. and Mrs. James Norris and family, Brampton, were recent visitors with Mrs. Sam Norris and Mr. and Mrs. Bob Norris and daughters. Mrs. Mary Miller has return - red home after spending some time with Mrs. Maye Stewart and Mrs. Elizabeth Herr in Exeter. Miss Edna Miller, London, spent the weekend with. her parents, • Mr. and r 1Vlrs. Leslie Miller. Mom: 'Tam was that on the' phone?" Son: "Oh, some- •lady who' said, 'It's 'a long distance from, London.' I said, 'It sure 4 >INA8 y^::^•-. - xis: `7'm sorry, but a divorce -wM ,can not 'be financed with a Home Improvement ' Loan!" CYNTHIA SNIFF SMALL' WORLD DUCKCS MAKE LOVEL'V PETS, THEY - SWIM AND LAV EGGS. Nt=RE CYNTNIA ! USE MY OND GaZuBs— HE6SH AS IF LY LIEBUGS WASANN'T TOUGH ENOUGH - NOW WE'VE GOT 10 DUCK A DUCK FLUNK° HELLO • I-IAPPY'DAI.E HIGH HELLO IS ,? YES, 11-1IS THE WHATCAN PRINCIPALS DO FOR OFFICE? YOU? OH, 'M JUST PHONING TO SAY THAT FLUNKO IS SICK AND WONT BE IN TODAY WELLTHANK YOU FOR INFORMING ME, MAY I ASK WHO'S GALLING? THIS IS MY FATHER SPEAKING! , �... ❑o