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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1967-02-02, Page 54 4 a 1 •. "The I wonder ow the merchants looked One hundred years ago. • I'll bet they had a longer beard Than some of those I know. * * * Smiles... A clergyman returned a us- ed car to the dealer and was asked, "What's the matter Parson! Can't you run it!" The clergyman replied shar- ply, "Not and stay in the min- istry." It's expensive raising a teen- ager these days. You can go broke just buying batteries for transistor radios. A shrewd gunman who sud- denly appeared at the pay- master's window of a large plant demanded, "Never mind the payroll, Bud, justhand over the welfare fund, the group insurance prerthms, pension fund and hospftallza tion deductions." • Do you remember when Mother's meals were carefully thought »a u t instead of thaw- ed out. • Bearded Oties". But, never be discouraged boys, Unless you are the one I knowk Who can't understand the rea- • son why He'can't get his to grow. * If I were him, and had, So very little to .display I would save some from another man That I had shaved that day. * * * Down the street there is a sail- or W40 made it out to sea. He kissed the girls then mar- ried one His little son is, three. * . * He, also, is on the list Of these our "Bearded Elves" With a beard so thick and coarse He must use a scrub brush To wash himself. * * * Across the street there are the Smith Brothers, With their beards so debonn- aire. I hear they gave all their cougb candies To Mahovlich on• a dare. * * • Our Bobby ....has a beard ThaVs 'light and full of fluff. These are the kind of beards that show When your wife has used her lipstick and powder puff. Every week more people dis- cover what mighty jobs are accomplished by low cost Ex- positor Want Ads. Dial 527-0240. * * * Our photographer, to Lincoln We may as well compare. The length, the width, its all the same You will see it all right there. * * * In another office, we have A real Sir Adam Beck. He said, 'Til grow it, thick or thin I just don't give a heck". * * * So, if you wander down the streets, And hear a little muffled sound. It may be that the noise you heard, from "Our. Bearded down town. Is Elves" Hullet•F of A . Names- -Chairmen 1fullett FederatiOn q AgriOul- ture has made appointments to thevatious commodity groups. Nained were: hog producers, Lloyd Stewart; poultry produc- ers, Ted Hunking; milk produc- ers, Lawrence Plaetzer; beef producers, Leonard Archam- bault; eream producers, Archie Young; lady director, Pat Hunk- ing; lunch conveners, Isabel Stewart and Barbara Lovett. The meeting was held at the home of president Grant Snell, Barbara Lovett was appointed secretary -treasurer. It was - de- cided to give three-quarters of the grant received from town- ship council to the County Fed- eration df Agriculture. Discussion arose as to the feasibility of having a Centen- nial project and directors were advised to think it over until the February meeting, which is to be -held at the home of Isa- bel Stewart on February 14th. Inspector: "It says here the man was shot by his wife at close range. Then there must have been powder marks on him." Policeman: "That's right. That's why she shot him." • I 'is Plain se e TO USE T • • Verna Gibbings and Marion Col- clongh are to provide the lunch. Preliminary plans were made to have a card party sometime in March, possibly during Eas- ter holidays. News - bt Constance News of . Staffa Mrs. Carter Kerslake was 110S- tess for the "AgrieultWre and Canadian Industries" meeting of the Staffa W01240,4'S Institute held in her home on Wednesday afterno'on, January 25. 1VIrs. John Templeman presidr ed and opened the meeting with Stewart Collect. Mrs. Tetnple- man commented on the motto, "Good, Fexwes Make Good Neighbours". . There 'were 21 members and one visitor pre- sent and the roll call was ans- wered by "The handiest Lab: - our Saving Device on the farm." Mrs. Robert, McCoughey fav- ored everyone with a trip of piano. Instrumentals. Mrs. Cecil Bowman gave a, most Interest- ing topic on the early history of Canada? &inducting a quiz on the provinces of the Dominion. She also told of the Centennial Farms in Perth County and Mrs. Charles Douglas gave a reading on the same subject. Mrs. Sam Norris, Miss Vera Hambley, Mrs. Ross McPhail and Mrs. John Templeman, •all gave readings on the past and present of farming. Mrs. Bow- man then conducted a game of "Two of a Kind on Farm Ani- mals." Mrs. Carter Kerslake presid- ed for the business, with Mrs. Russell Worden reading .the minutes of the previous meet- ing and all correspondence. The pictures of Queen Elizabeth and' Prince Phillip, which the com- mittee, (Mrs. Ed Chapple and Mrs. Tom Laing) had purchased were on display. It was moved to send a dele- 'ate to both the Officers con- ference in Guelph in May and the National convention in Guelph in June. Mrs. Kerslake announced that Mrs. John Wal- lace, Mrs. Charles DoughS, Mrs. Bert Daynard and Mrs. Spencer. Jeffery were the 4-H leaders for the next homemaking club, "Sleeping Garinents". The mem- bers decided, to make two crib quilts and quilt them at the March meeting. These are to be enclosed in £he parcel of sewing which is now being completed for the War Mem- orial Hospital, London. ' There were many attractive 'winter table centres on display for the competition. Miss Olive Speare's arrangement was judg- ed Most attractive by Mrs. Lar- ry Gardiner, Mrs. Cecil Bow- man had on display many gifts and souvenirs which she had Mr. and Mrs. Howard Osborn of MOnkton visited on Wednes- day with Mr. and Mrs. Earlan Osborn, Melody and Leona. Mr. and Mu. Jerry Cook of Clinton, visited on Saturday evening with Mr. and Mrs. Ken PreSzcator and family. Master John Scott returned home on Sunday from Seaforth Community Hospital, where he under went surgery. Mrs. Ella Jewitt, Kenny and Steven, visited on Sunday .with Miss Liilian Adams of Clinton-. Mr. and Mrs. George 1VIcIlwain and Lynn of Seaforth were Sun- day visitors with Mr. and Mrs. George Mcllwain and Mary. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Riley vis- ited on Sunday with Mr. Adolph Otten and Mr. Bill Dolmage, who are patients in Victoria Hospi- tal, London. Sunday visitors with Mr. and Mrs. Ken Preszcator and family. were Mr. and Mrs. Russell King and Mr. Herb Beaver of Exeter, Mr. and Mrs. Jim Preszcator and Billy. Mr. and Mrs. Sam McClure, Mr. and Mrs. Aubrey McNichol and Mr. and Mrs. John Thomp- son attended the machinery show in Toronto- on Thursday. Mr. Morris Medd of „Sudbury visited Tin Sunday evening with his grandmother, Mrs. Jim Medd and also visted with Mr. and Mrs. Jack Medd and family. Mr. and Mrs: Don Buchanan and- family 'visited on Sunday with .Mr. and Mrs. Wilfred Buchanan of Ilderton. LOCAL BRIEFS W. Faulkner of Galt, spent the weekend with Miss L. Faulkner. Mr..and Mrs. Ross Rennie of Toronto were guests of Mrs. M. R. Rennie over the weekend. Mrs. 'John Walsh of Toronto spent Monday', with Mrs. Joe Johnson of Seaforth. Mr. and Mrs. James A. Stew- art have returned from a visit in Toronto. • Messi's. R. S. Box and John Longstaff have returned from Quebee-.City where. they took part in the Winter Carnival bon - spiel. Mrs. Warden Yfaney, RR 4, Seaforth, is a patient in Sea - forth Community Hospital. Gordon Richardson, Tucker - smith Township, is hospitalized in London. Mrs. Frank Maloney spent last weekend visiting her (laugh - Mrs. J. • : , THE Hugo', EXPowok SEAFORTHr 'Ma FEB. 29615: received from her pen friend in Xustralia as her special., fea- ture. The Staffa U▪ nited Church ladies catered to the wedding dinner, following the marriage of Miss -Bernice Seveau and Mr. Yen Coulson, held in Staffa united' Church on . SaturdaV, - Jan. 28th, A recention was held,. in .the Townshin Hall that eve- ning. with the Norris Orchestra providing the music for dane- inv. Mr. and Mrs. 'Ken Simpson. Kirkton, visited sunday eve.n.- FINAL CLEARANC umENs, WINTER JACK ter, Sister Ann Clare in Wind- inv., with Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd ;11.11- sor. • -irr and family. ART 6 FAS "Alice, did you leave the own door open?" "You've packed my purse; ' -See- themin. ow Windows •1,00.••••■Iftszeff•ftwia••••••00.,010,1110..4•010...10. GROUP el REGULAR .19.95 to 22.95 This group includes 15 only, borg lined windbreakers in Burgandy, Bottle Green and Blue. Navy Blue Pea Jackets, sherpa lined western denim Jackets and plaid lined, all wool storm coats, with ..detaellablia hoods. Save up to 10.95. 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