HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1967-02-02, Page 54
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I wonder ow the merchants
looked
One hundred years ago. •
I'll bet they had a longer beard
Than some of those I know.
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Smiles...
A clergyman returned a us-
ed car to the dealer and was
asked, "What's the matter
Parson! Can't you run it!"
The clergyman replied shar-
ply, "Not and stay in the min-
istry."
It's expensive raising a teen-
ager these days. You can go
broke just buying batteries
for transistor radios.
A shrewd gunman who sud-
denly appeared at the pay-
master's window of a large
plant demanded, "Never mind
the payroll, Bud, justhand
over the welfare fund, the
group insurance prerthms,
pension fund and hospftallza
tion deductions."
• Do you remember when
Mother's meals were carefully
thought »a u t instead of thaw-
ed out.
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Bearded Oties".
But, never be discouraged boys,
Unless you are the one I knowk
Who can't understand the rea-
• son why
He'can't get his to grow.
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If I were him, and had,
So very little to .display
I would save some from another
man
That I had shaved that day.
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Down the street there is a sail-
or
W40 made it out to sea.
He kissed the girls then mar-
ried one
His little son is, three.
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He, also, is on the list
Of these our "Bearded Elves"
With a beard so thick and coarse
He must use a scrub brush
To wash himself.
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Across the street there are the
Smith Brothers,
With their beards so debonn-
aire.
I hear they gave all their cougb
candies
To Mahovlich on• a dare.
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Our Bobby ....has a beard
ThaVs 'light and full of fluff.
These are the kind of beards
that show
When your wife has used her
lipstick and powder puff.
Every week more people dis-
cover what mighty jobs are
accomplished by low cost Ex-
positor Want Ads. Dial 527-0240.
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Our photographer, to Lincoln
We may as well compare.
The length, the width, its all
the same
You will see it all right there.
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In another office, we have
A real Sir Adam Beck.
He said, 'Til grow it, thick or
thin
I just don't give a heck".
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So, if you wander down the
streets,
And hear a little muffled sound.
It may be that the noise you
heard,
from "Our. Bearded
down town.
Is
Elves"
Hullet•F of A .
Names- -Chairmen
1fullett FederatiOn q AgriOul-
ture has made appointments to
thevatious commodity groups.
Nained were: hog producers,
Lloyd Stewart; poultry produc-
ers, Ted Hunking; milk produc-
ers, Lawrence Plaetzer; beef
producers, Leonard Archam-
bault; eream producers, Archie
Young; lady director, Pat Hunk-
ing; lunch conveners, Isabel
Stewart and Barbara Lovett.
The meeting was held at the
home of president Grant Snell,
Barbara Lovett was appointed
secretary -treasurer. It was - de-
cided to give three-quarters of
the grant received from town-
ship council to the County Fed-
eration df Agriculture.
Discussion arose as to the
feasibility of having a Centen-
nial project and directors were
advised to think it over until
the February meeting, which
is to be -held at the home of Isa-
bel Stewart on February 14th.
Inspector: "It says here the
man was shot by his wife at
close range. Then there must
have been powder marks on
him."
Policeman: "That's right.
That's why she shot him."
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Verna Gibbings and Marion Col-
clongh are to provide the lunch.
Preliminary plans were made
to have a card party sometime
in March, possibly during Eas-
ter holidays.
News - bt
Constance
News of .
Staffa
Mrs. Carter Kerslake was 110S-
tess for the "AgrieultWre and
Canadian Industries" meeting of
the Staffa W01240,4'S Institute
held in her home on Wednesday
afterno'on, January 25.
1VIrs. John Templeman presidr
ed and opened the meeting with
Stewart Collect. Mrs. Tetnple-
man commented on the motto,
"Good, Fexwes Make Good
Neighbours". . There 'were 21
members and one visitor pre-
sent and the roll call was ans-
wered by "The handiest Lab: -
our Saving Device on the farm."
Mrs. Robert, McCoughey fav-
ored everyone with a trip of
piano. Instrumentals. Mrs. Cecil
Bowman gave a, most Interest-
ing topic on the early history of
Canada? &inducting a quiz on
the provinces of the Dominion.
She also told of the Centennial
Farms in Perth County and
Mrs. Charles Douglas gave a
reading on the same subject.
Mrs. Sam Norris, Miss Vera
Hambley, Mrs. Ross McPhail
and Mrs. John Templeman, •all
gave readings on the past and
present of farming. Mrs. Bow-
man then conducted a game of
"Two of a Kind on Farm Ani-
mals."
Mrs. Carter Kerslake presid-
ed for the business, with Mrs.
Russell Worden reading .the
minutes of the previous meet-
ing and all correspondence. The
pictures of Queen Elizabeth and'
Prince Phillip, which the com-
mittee, (Mrs. Ed Chapple and
Mrs. Tom Laing) had purchased
were on display.
It was moved to send a dele-
'ate to both the Officers con-
ference in Guelph in May and
the National convention in
Guelph in June. Mrs. Kerslake
announced that Mrs. John Wal-
lace, Mrs. Charles DoughS, Mrs.
Bert Daynard and Mrs. Spencer.
Jeffery were the 4-H leaders
for the next homemaking club,
"Sleeping Garinents". The mem-
bers decided, to make two crib
quilts and quilt them at the
March meeting. These are to
be enclosed in £he parcel of
sewing which is now being
completed for the War Mem-
orial Hospital, London.
' There were many attractive
'winter table centres on display
for the competition. Miss Olive
Speare's arrangement was judg-
ed Most attractive by Mrs. Lar-
ry Gardiner, Mrs. Cecil Bow-
man had on display many gifts
and souvenirs which she had
Mr. and Mrs. Howard Osborn
of MOnkton visited on Wednes-
day with Mr. and Mrs. Earlan
Osborn, Melody and Leona.
Mr. and Mu. Jerry Cook of
Clinton, visited on Saturday
evening with Mr. and Mrs. Ken
PreSzcator and family.
Master John Scott returned
home on Sunday from Seaforth
Community Hospital, where he
under went surgery.
Mrs. Ella Jewitt, Kenny and
Steven, visited on Sunday .with
Miss Liilian Adams of Clinton-.
Mr. and Mrs. George 1VIcIlwain
and Lynn of Seaforth were Sun-
day visitors with Mr. and Mrs.
George Mcllwain and Mary.
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Riley vis-
ited on Sunday with Mr. Adolph
Otten and Mr. Bill Dolmage, who
are patients in Victoria Hospi-
tal, London.
Sunday visitors with Mr. and
Mrs. Ken Preszcator and family.
were Mr. and Mrs. Russell King
and Mr. Herb Beaver of Exeter,
Mr. and Mrs. Jim Preszcator
and Billy.
Mr. and Mrs. Sam McClure,
Mr. and Mrs. Aubrey McNichol
and Mr. and Mrs. John Thomp-
son attended the machinery
show in Toronto- on Thursday.
Mr. Morris Medd of „Sudbury
visited Tin Sunday evening with
his grandmother, Mrs. Jim Medd
and also visted with Mr. and
Mrs. Jack Medd and family.
Mr. and Mrs: Don Buchanan
and- family 'visited on Sunday
with .Mr. and Mrs. Wilfred
Buchanan of Ilderton.
LOCAL BRIEFS
W. Faulkner of Galt,
spent the weekend with Miss L.
Faulkner.
Mr..and Mrs. Ross Rennie of
Toronto were guests of Mrs.
M. R. Rennie over the weekend.
Mrs. 'John Walsh of Toronto
spent Monday', with Mrs. Joe
Johnson of Seaforth.
Mr. and Mrs. James A. Stew-
art have returned from a visit
in Toronto. •
Messi's. R. S. Box and John
Longstaff have returned from
Quebee-.City where. they took
part in the Winter Carnival bon -
spiel.
Mrs. Warden Yfaney, RR 4,
Seaforth, is a patient in Sea -
forth Community Hospital.
Gordon Richardson, Tucker -
smith Township, is hospitalized
in London.
Mrs. Frank Maloney spent
last weekend visiting her (laugh -
Mrs.
J.
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THE Hugo', EXPowok SEAFORTHr 'Ma FEB. 29615:
received from her pen friend in
Xustralia as her special., fea-
ture.
The Staffa U▪ nited Church
ladies catered to the wedding
dinner, following the marriage
of Miss -Bernice Seveau and Mr.
Yen Coulson, held in Staffa
united' Church on . SaturdaV, -
Jan. 28th, A recention was held,.
in .the Townshin Hall that eve-
ning. with the Norris Orchestra
providing the music for dane-
inv.
Mr. and Mrs. 'Ken Simpson.
Kirkton, visited sunday eve.n.-
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WINTER
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sor. • -irr and family.
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"You've packed my purse; '
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