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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Times, 1907-11-14, Page 2The finest quality calfs - foot gelatine and pure fruit flavors --that's. Crei 's White Swain Jelly Powder In 15, delicious flavors ---both fruit and wine. lust add boiling water and leave it in a cool place and you have a de- licitius, appetite -enticing dessert. Aslt; your grocer. Price, loc. The ROBERT OREIQ CO., Limited Toronto. 2 TO ADVERTISERS Nottoe of changes must be left at this Office not later than Saturday noon. The copy for changes must be left not later than Monday evening. Casual advertisements accepted up to noon Wednesday of each week. ESTABLISHED 1872 THE \VIN HAM ` iMES. S. R. ELLIOTT, PTIBLrbHPa etre PnupniEKov THURSDAY. NOV. 14 1907. NOTES AND COMMENTS. Hon. G. 1' Graben), in the course of a bye -election speech, denied the statement Slant the Liberals sad made of the I iternational railroad a pnrti- z in machine. He had made investigation and had found that uirteryfive per cent of the men now em toyed on the line were al o employed by the Oonstrvative Government. How different the show Jug would have been it the Wbitney Government, for example, had the run- ning of this road? -Brantford Expositor Ia a recent speech by Hon G P Graham, when referring to the large ex. penditure which has been made, and whioh must yet be made, to meet the rapidly growing needs of the country, he eaid: "Along the game linea the Government had introduced the cold storage system, by which refrigerator oars were sent to take their products; cold storage was tarnished on ships and across the Atlantic, whereby their fruit would arrive in England as fresh as when plucked from the trees. And if people wished to build cold storages the Govern- ment would contribute 30 per cent. to the cost. That was not politics at all, bat common sense, and over one million dollars would go to the farmers of the country by furnishing them cold storage faollitiee. The net debt of Canada in 187,, when the Conservative party took office, was $140,360,000. Iu 1896, when the deluge Dame, it was $258,497,000 or an average increase of six and a half million dollars a year In the ten years from 1896 to 1906 the debt increase was $8.45,000, the total debt being $267,042,000 in 1906 This was a debt inorease in a decade of jest a little more thau the average in a single year under Oouservative govern- ment. A short time ago Mr. Fielding was able to announce that the surplus of the past fiscal year had more than wiped out the debt inorease of the past ten years, and that Oanada's debt to- day is lees thau it was when the Oon- servatives went out of office. whtle in the meanwhile great public works have been carried on, and the peroentage of duty on imports Lute been lowered. One of the dreams of the Oonaervative politiciana is that an immense Conserva- tive majority in Ontario may offset the Liberal majority in Q•tobec But the fact is that the Ooneerveitt'tee are scarce ly holding their own in the Ontario by elections. No one rotta.de Loudon as anything but an exorptiuuel eerie. Lon- don in a party contest would be what it always had been, a close and doubtful cOnstitnet,oy. North Wellington and Throats Hands and Legs Paralyzed Three of the best doctors in St. Thomas found themselves unable to cope with ibis ease, which only eniphaPizes the extraordinary merit of Dr. Chase's Nerve Fool as a cure for paralysis of the nerves. Mrs. Frank Snyder, St. Thomas, Ont., writes): --"I write to tell you of the great benefit I found in the use of Dr, Chase's Nerve Fop/. I had diphtheria so bad that after I got over it 1 was left with pirsiyais in the throat, hands and legs. 1 ryas completely disabled and could do no work whatever. I had some of the bet do^tors in St. Thomas, but they were not able to cure or even relieve me. "The use of Dr. Chase's Nerve Food his cured me completely, the paralysis has entirely left, my nerves are strength - toe 1 trengthtuna and toy system generally built up lye that 1 feel as well t.11 as ever I did, and esti recommend T]r. Ch.'ise's Nerve rood to any one suffering front weaknees of the nerves, end paralysis.,, Dr. Chase's Nerve Food, 50 cents a• Until, 6 boxes for $2.50, at all dealers, or Edratteson, Wait 4s 0o.,. Tomtit °, ' Emit Northumberland remain as they were, one Liberal with en increased majority, and one Conservative. The. other by.eleotion, held since the general eleotion of 1904 nave been favorabie to the (7eovernnieut There is not he etiebt- est evieeuee of any desire ell the part of the people of Qatarto to offset the great Liberal lnaj+trity iu Quebec with a great Conservative majc)rity la Ontario,- Tgrouto Star Canada under Conservative adminis $ration would have remained a litai hole in the Corner oglouy, 0- ly heard of at stated Intervale when public debts requrted to he renewed or other debts were to be attested There was no at. tempt made to grasp the possibilitiee of the woof, Atter spending ntitlionb in a railroad they gave it away a to few men who had not enough money be tweet] them to Control the on y road that was of any benefit to the holders of the O P. R. Charter. The Conservative gOvermens upon every oceaelon admit• ted its inferiority, gave evidence of rte ' i medfear $y, and the most flagrant occas- ion was the giving away of the Cana- dian Paoa 1 Passaic. R ►way wheel blah might today have been a government asset. MAY WIPE RHEUMATISM OUT IN UNITED STATES Simple Home -Nide Treatment Said To Overcome Rheumatism With. out Injury, When au%mtnent authority announced in the recrantmn (Pe.) Limes that he bad fuuua a new way to treat teat dreau Ai nerivan disease, Rheumatism, with pet common, every -day drugs totted 1u guy drug etore, the phybioians were el0w handed to attach much importance to hie .,laltuo. Tuts was only a few months ago. Today nearly every newspaper 111 We country, even the metropolitan (Milled, are annotinoiag it and the spleedtu reaulte achieved. Ic is so simple cunt any cue can prepare at home as etnall Oust. le to MAO np as folio we: e et Irma any gouu pieburlptlon phar- u)aoy Fluid k;xtraut 1.) deism, one•hatf unuuet; vuu)pound Kargou, one ounce: Lenapuuud yup barbaparllla, three unuuee Mix us enakiug in a bottle and take 111 teeepo,.n tat nosed atter each meal and at beutttue. Tnese are all simple tugreuleute, naming au absolutely harm - !tad /Date remedy at little coat. Itateutuatiten as every one knows, is a eywptum ot deraugea kiuueys. Ic is a 0000ettou proanued by the failure of the eidueye to properly filter or strain from the blood the urmo acid and other matter whwh, it not eradicated, eltber in the urine or through the skin pores, remains iu toe blood, decomposes and forms about the j.,mts and musoles, causing the untold buffering and deformity of rnenrnathbm. Tota proscription is saidto be asplendid healiug, oleausing endluvigorating touio to the kidneys, and gives almost im• meoiate relief iu all Corms of bladder and urinary troubles and backache. He also warns people in a lea.iug New York paper agatnbt the discriminate use of many patent medhoinee. Bullying Witnesses. Onlooker in St. Thomas Times. In one way, I cannot blame people for disliking to go into court as witnessee in any case From what I have seen of the treatment to which witnesses are sub- jected by ballyiug opposition lawyers• it to an ordeal from whioh any self-respect. ing person may well shrink. While same j edges on the bench amply protect the rights of witnesses, too many allow them to be bnliduzed, browbeaten and threat- ened iu the most domineering, tyrannical, load -voiced manner. They permit lawyers to ask aha insist upon anewets to the most ‘irrelevant, immaterial, per. sonul, insulting gnestions, which have no bearing whatever upon the question at issue. For lnetanbe, John Smith is a witness in an assault ease. The lawyer asks his name, occupation, age, how mach money he makes: mike in an in. sinnating manner if 11 is not a fact that he was one time erres,ed for somethnig or other, or if hie father wasn't in jail once tor stealing sheep. A witness showld be treated as a citizen who is en. deavoring to aid in the administration of justice, not as a criminal. A lawyer emoted nut ba atiowed to say anytntug to a man in the wituess box lust he would not dare say to his face on the street, If the witness resents import tueuoe *rum the lawyer, the tatterappeaas to the judge and the latter trtquently severely reprimands the witness and threatens him tor "oontempt of court." liuw eau a eeit•respeottug person feel anything else but eoutempt for a oonrt which permits such cowardly badgering? As one paper said recently On this sub. jJot: Itis thehafdtst thing in the world 10 make the people enter formal com- pintuta. They gee the wrong doing done; but "pass by on the other title." It may be a horse that is being brutally tortured; yet few will take the steps neceaeary 10 bring the human brute to justice. For this, we have largely to Meek the bullying lawyer, He bas nide the giring of evidence a terror to - ordinary people. Some folk, indeed, would about as soon be compelled to enter the prisoner's dock as the witness box )lar. Allan Maclean, who for many year, took an acttve part in the buiineed hie of eIeeswater, died in the General Hospital, Toronto, early Friday morning Nov. let. Ile wet taken dangerously tit about three Weeks ago with an Inter- nal trouble, but recovered fort a short time. The trouble returned attain and. he wad taken to the hospital and under- went stn operation. .far. Mttcleaat! Was 71 year* of age and left Telemeter for t Taros o fifteen years ego. THE WINGHAM TWA NOVI Ml3ER 14, 1907 LEARN TO EAT Few People in Wtnghana Really Know How Slow eating will solve one•baif the prublew of ill health, '!~hose who safer already with indigestion and weak stom- ach can with care and the use et Mi o-na stomach tablets restore ther digestiou to a. healthy oowlttion, s0 met they man eat what they want at any tune without fear of distress or buff. ring After a tow days' use of Mi-o-na stom- ach tablets, the headache, dizzy teeling, drowsiness, bad taste in month, coated tongue. nervonbuees, eleep,eeeuees (dB' teras after eating -all these symptoms of a weak etamnch--wilt disappear, and perfeet d,gebtion and a good skin will snow that the vital machiuery ie once more MLAOng smoothly. Take a ltttte Sli-o•ae tablet before each weal so that it will stintuiate the diges- tive jatee's and give strength to the stomach, rind then it will take care of the food that is eaten, without indiges. tion and rbe aapteasent full feeling with which s0 many suffer after meals. Walton MoKibbun has so stu. h male denoe in the power of Mi -o na to more indigestion and all stomach ills that he aaraute n gives a z with every 80 -cent box to refund the money if the remedy Palle to give satistaation, Sentence Sermons. Ile cannot do what he does not dare. Oppubition often as the best aid. Living for men is the best evidence of loving Cx.,d. It takes an uplifted eye to keep a clean heart. No man can be great until he can see greatness. He oaunot pray for himself who prays only for himself. It takes some frost to ripen the best fruits of the heart Ile denies himself the best who cannot deny hinself. Tne weeds of prejudice grow best in an intelleotual desert. If there is nothing heavenly here there is no heaveu there, A heavy heart does not prove that yon have a burdened brain. Many a preacher would he seldom' at &enroll but for the sermon. Toe beat way to maintain good ohee: is to eomlort the cheerless. Oorue ou your lianas will do more fo: the good ot rue world than crowns of your head. There are n any trying to whiten thi world by blackening others. You eau as soon cross the ocean on chart as save the world by a oreed. Every ohoioe in life is an impact the determines the shape of character. You always eau measure a man b the thtogs that provoke him to merri ment. A BAIJ LIVER. The only salvation for the person with a torpid liver is through a changed system of dietetics, combined with exer- cise in the outdoor air, calisthenics and deep breathing. The person with a bad liver should habitually practice deep and long breathing, filling the longs at eaoh inhalation. The curative dietary most consist prinoipally of nerve or brain food, in- cluding fish and a reasonable amount of beef, with generous quantities of cereal foods end the fruits that aro rich in acids. In warm weather it is best to abstain from milk altogeth( r. Butter and vege- t.ible fats, olive cit, boiled rine, baked apples, baked potatoes, graham or whole wheat bread, soft boiled eggs, all consti- tute a safe and nourishing diet for the bilious person. At the first symptom of bilionaiuesa squeeze the juice of half a lemon in the water you drink just before breakfast and before going to bed at night, -What to Eat. The Wasting Process of nisease. Disease is a tearing down, wasting and destroying of the tissues of the body and a sbrivelling up of the nerve cella and blood corpuscles Nature demands assietauce to overcome this dreiadfnl wasting process and the needed help is best supplied by Dr Ohase'e Nerve Food, the great blood builder and nerve re- storative. Change of price. With this issue the "Oanadien Cour- ier" changes from a ffve cent to a ten• oeut weekly. The publit'hera promise a greatly enlarged paper in December. This illustrated paper has made great strides since it was established last year, and is certainly a creditable production. .fudging from its appearance, both the readirg and the advertising public have given it quick and generous support. Mr. John A. Cooper, the editor, its to be congratulated upon the soccer% his ven- tare hail met with, and also upon the enterprise which he has displayed In bringing this national Weekly to its pre. sent excellent position. Canada should be able to support the few national publications which the possesses, On Thursday, Oct Rist, the death of Mr. Hepburn Drummond, aged 100 yearn ando mo tbso tw n cenredat the residence of his son Charles Ilrumlalohd, 6th of Bruce Township. Deceased came to Bence nearly G ears tip r a and y 0 y g wall a Well known farmer. He wise a Scotoh., man by birth. He leaves three sone, being Charles, Hepburn and John, all of whom live in Bruce. Deceased had wonderful vitality and for a roan hi* arse looked wollderfaily fresh EDi rQR KEEPS A QIARY.. A Hoosier editor who has taken tiene, despite his heavy duties as R "tnoulder of public) opinion," to keep track of hie material and mental progress during the rear, offers the folio Ong enwmary of nig experionee: Been broke 300 times, Had money 65 times, Praised by the peblio 6 tithes, Asked to drink 8 awes, Recused to drink 0 times, Missed prayer meeting 52 tinges, Been roasted 424 titres, Waehed the c,ffioe towel 3 times. Missed meals 0 time.. Taken for a preacher 11 times. Taken for a capitalist 0 titres, Found money 0 times, Taken bath 6 times, Deli:quente paid 27 times. Paid in oonsctenge 0 times. Got whipped 0 times. Whipped tae other tellow 8 times. Dash on hand at beginning $t,45; 13 g cash on hand at present 67 cents.- Exchange. Kidney Disease for Twenty rears. Mrs. Caswell Reid, Orrville, lii:nskoka, Ont , writes: "For twenty years I was troubled with 1;~:duey disease and have recently been completely oared by using three boxes of Dr. Chase's Kidney -Liver Pills. I had tried mane remedies, but nothing seemed to do me much good until I used this ep endid family medi- cine." Mrs. Martha Beilby Little, relict of the late Thomas Little, died at her resi- dence, Mary Street, Clinton, on Monday Nov. 4th, in her 76th year. Deceased hasnot been well eines the death of her husband some three years ago, though it only assumed a serious form a couple of weeks ago. She was born in Hull, England, and Dame to Canada when only 3 months old, the family settling in Ohinguaoousy, at which plana e 'e was married in 1850, moving to Saron short• ly afterwards, and auhsegc vu'ty beeom. ng a resident of (Motel wore' years ago. Weak Women To weak and ailing women, there is at least one way to help. But with that way, two treatments, must be combined. Ono is local, one is constitu- tional, but both are important, both essential, Dr. Shoop's Night Cure is the Local, Dr, Shoop's Restorative, the Constitutional. The former -Dr. Shoop's Night Cure -is a topical mucous membrane suppository remedy, while Dr. Shoop's Restorative is wholly an internal treat. went. The Restorative reaches throughout the entire system seeking the repair of all nerve. all tissue, and all blood ailments. The "Night Cure", as its name implies. does its work while you sleep. It soothes sore and innate. ed mucous surfaces, heals Meal weaknesses and discharges, whle the Restorative, rases nervous excitement, gives renewed vigor and ambition builds up wasted tissues, bringing about renewed strength, vigor, and energy. Take Dr. Shoop's Restorative-,.ablets orLi,tuid-asa general tonic to the system. For positive local help, use as well 'Dr. Shoop's Night Cure "ALL DEALERS" - Learn Dress -Making by Mall o in your spare time at home, or Take a Personal Course at School To enable all to learn we teach on cash or instalment plan. We also teach a personal class at school once a month Clans commenc- ing last Tuesday of gone moat. These lessons teaches how to cut, at and put together any garment from the plaineat shirt waist suit, to the trent elaborate dress. '1 he whole family can learn from one course. We have taught over seven thousand dress•mnking, and guar- antee to give five hundred dollars to any one that cannot learn between the age of 14 and 40 You cannot learn dress -making as thorough as this coarse teaehos if yon work in shops for years, Beware of imitations es we employ no person outside the school. trate is the only experienced Dress Cutting Behool in Canede and exeelIed by none in any other country. Write at once for particulars, as ere have ant our tate one-third for a short time. Address: Sanders' Oress-Catting School, 81 Erie St., Stratford, Oat , Canada. CHRISTMAS JEWELRY It is not too early to think about a Christmas Gift ; and Jewelry is ap• prectated by everybody. Some folks think Jewelry is too eXpenslva - it ie, if you do not bny from a flim like ours that buys in sneh large quantities we get the very closest price, and sell to von so cheap it will tnrprise you. We can easily save your railroad fare. Oall at tart store and tee the ex• oeptional values in: Bracelets, Watches, Out Glass, Neokiete, Rings, Stiok Pins, Head -painted China ilmbrellas, Ebony Hair Brushes, Fine Engagement longs, Walking Sticks, Opera Glassed, eta„ oto. G II HI Ward & Ger 301A3 tO2ttl SPECIALISTS 314 Richmond At. LONDON', ONT. e 1 TOWA DiliECTU , r wa7A1sL14blxll 187 � WHAT HE GETS. BA sex ORUltent-Sabbath services at 1.1 a m and 7 p m. Sunday Schou et 2:3Q_p m, General prayer meeting on Wednecddy .,vcttings, Rev. H. Edg tr Atie't, pa aror l'1 Y P 'U meets Monday eve t tea n p.m. Aouer Oosena 8.8, Superintendent, MrTHODIST C1s1Jacae-.Sabbath serv»oee at 11 a m and 71, m, Sunday School at 2;30 p m. Epworth League every Mon- day evenixlen teenerai prayer meeting on Wedueeday evenings, Rev, W G. Howson, pastor. r'. Baohaaau, S.S. Superintendent. PSxsfyragrAN OHURoU-Sabbath ser. vices at 11 a m and 7 p m, Sunday School at 2:30 P m. General prayer meeting on Wednesday- evenings. Rev D. Perris, pastor, L. Harold, fe S. Su• perintendeut. • ST, PAUL'S Olttraoit, EPISCOPAL -Sab- bath services at 11 a n. and 7 p to, Sun- day Sohool at 2:80 p m. General prayer Meeting on Wednesday evening. Rev. T. S. Boyle, M.A„ B.D., Rooter ; Ed Nash, S. S. Superintendent ; Thos. E Robinson, assistant Superintendent. Senvearoi Aaat'r--,Service at 7 and 11 a ea and 3 and 8 p m on Sunday, and every evetuug during the week at 8 O 010 k o at the ])arxa0l:s, Posy OFFICE-Oiflge hours from 8a in to 6:30 p in, Open to box holders from 7 a m. to 9 p re, P Fisher, postmaster. Puma T,Ii1Ra,$Y--Library and free reading room in the Town Hall, will be open every afternoon from 2 to 5:30 o'clock, and every evening from 7 to 9:30 o'olook. Mies Maud Robertson, librarian. Tow)/ Coravo2L-W. Rolm se, Mayor; Dr, A., .T I^win, R ewe; D avid Bell, D. bei (*orlon, Thos. Gregory, John Kerr, D. E. McDonald Wm. Nicholson. Ooa noillors; J. B, Ferguson, Olerk and Treasurer; Anson Dalmago, Aseeesor. Board meets first Monday evening in each month at 8 o'olook. HIGH SCHOOL BOARD.- John Wilson, (Chairman) Dr. J. P. Kennedy, Dr P. Knedonald, Dr. R. 0 Redmond, J. A. Morton, 0 P. Sinith, W F. VanStoae Dudley Holtnes, seoretary. A. °oases, tr •aeurer. Board meote second Monday evening in each month, Pumata SCHOOL BOARD. -A. E Lloyd (chairman), B ,Tenkine, H. E. Isard, T Il til, l3 l rr, Wm. Moore, Alex, Roes, O. N. Griffin. Secretary, John F Groves; Treasurer, Je, B. Ferguson. Meetings second Tuesday eveningin each month. HIGH SCHOOL TEAOHSRs-J. A, Tay- lor, B 4 , nrinotpei; J. 0 S nidi, 13 A , teemed' in ewer; J G Workman, B A., mitheneetioal relater; Mies J. 3taeVan net. B. A., teacher of B ng 1 i s h apd Moderns PIIBLIO Sono z, TEAOHERs.-A. H Musgrove, Prinoipai, Miss Brock, Miss Reynolds, Miss Farquharson, Miss Wilson. Miss Cummings, and Miss Matheson. BOARD OF HIL&LTE Thos, Bell, (chairman), R Porter, Thomas Greg- ory, Joan Wilson, P.S., .1. B. Iaesgueoii Secretary;, Dr. J. R IttatshomFd', Medical health Ofeer. FARMERS and anyone having live stook or other articles they wish to dispose of, should adver- tise the same for sale in the Tllase, Our large circulation tells and it will be strange indeed if you do not get a eastomer. We can't guarantee that you will self because you may ask more for the article or stook than'it ie worth. Send your advertisement to the Truss and try this maln of aise. disposing of your stook and other OUTSIDE ADVERTISING Orders for the insertion of advertisements such as teachers wanted, burliness changes mechanics wanted, articles for sale, or in fact any kind of an advt. in any of the Toronto or other city papers, may be left at the TIMES office. This work will receive prompt attention and will save people the trouble of remitting for and forwarding advertisements. Lowest rates will be quoted on application. Leave or send your next work of this kind to the TIMES OFFICE, Virtu Thane.. CANADA'S OLDEST NURSERIES INTENDING PLANTERS of Nur- eery Stock and Seed Potatoes should either write directed to ue, or nee lots' nearest agent, before placing their orders. We guarantee satisfaction; prices right; fifty years experience; extra heavy stook of the best apples. AGENTS WANTED. ' 'Whole or part time; salaryor liberal commission; outfit fres; gond for terms: 'tlftE T AOS. BOWMAN' ag, SON* CO., Ltd. RIDGEVILLE, ONTARIO. IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE IN THE TIMES . IN6Ib k IMES, 4'08141.6.1114D EVERY THURSDAY MORNING Tie Tilnes °Mee, Heaver Klock WIN GRAM, ONTARIO, Tizarsrl or StrniVlaieTIUN -4Lu0 per annum in ad canoe, *1.6011 not so paid. No paper discon- tinued till all arrears are paid, except at the option of the publisher. A.nvaarlaxNO SArais. - legal and other casual adverttee0ents lOo per Nouns ria! if ne fur drat insertion, Bo per line for eaoh subsequent insertion. Advertisements in local columns are charged 10 eta. per line for first .insertion and 6 mutts per line for each subeequont inserti on, or to Rent and gin of t RI Oo Farms arid rthree weeks, and 46 cents for shah subsequent in- sertion. i)oNThtdoT RLTas-The following treble shows our rates for the insertion of advertisements for specified periods:- sPA Oa. 1 're. 9 MO, 8 No. tseo OneColnn,n .. ,, ,.....47u.u0 440.00 488.60 48.00 Half Column,...,.,... 40.00 26 00 15.00 8.00 QuarterColnnnn..,..,, 80.00 18.60 7.50 8.00 One Inoh .,,... 6.00 0.00 2.00 1.25 Advertisements without specific direetions will be inserted till forbid And charged accord- ingly. Tran tent adver tfeomente must be paid or in advance. Tan Jos A4t'AaTxant2 is stocked with an extensive assortment et all/ requlsiteetor print - tug, affording facilities not equalled in the coats for tnrniui1,•, out first Naas work Large type and appropriate cuts for all styles of Post ere, Hand Bills, eco., awl the latest styles of choice fanny typo for the finer classes of print Ing, H. B. ELLIOTT, Proprietor and Publisher JP KENNEDY, M. D., m O P S. O nModolnMiel to, Member Medal c&iedlnSpecial attention palate diseases of Women and Child, ; •� t,- t ren. Office hours -1 to d p. m, : 7 to A o m ,7 rr• UR, MACDONALD, Centre Street Wingham, Ontario. 14 He spends his money, liken. 10 SOW His coin -in fact. to burn it-- Tn lend It to his friends, although He knows they'll not return it Croat admiration they evince Wilco they incur such debts. They alt declare that he's A prince-. That's what lie gets. Each time he in his pocket dips 1le shows itis money's power. On flunkies, one and all, his tips Fall in a gviden shower. To ptunsu et scant:hing is his forte; Ile males most foolish beta: Rut people say, "Well, he's a aportt" That's' what he gets, He thinks that it Is worth his while. But 1 can ser his finish, For day by day his little pile ,\911 woefully diminish. You've r^treed how the world will cook To former fortune's pets; Tou'l! h<-wr them say, "That alBy Ionil^ That's what Ile gets. -Chicago News - in the Trough of the Waves. vis•.�.L•"";;�` • w��dR F DR. ACNE W, Physician, Surgeon, eco, Office -Macdonald Block, over W.Mogibbnn'e Drug Store. Night calla answered at the e•ffioe, ( 11. ROBT, r, R$DMOND, M.ii, (Ens iLJ-L.B.o.Pt1 Iced. PHYSICIAN and SURGEON. • Office, with Dr. Owsholm, VAiseeTONkt, BARRiSTisa, SOT4OJTOR, RTC raterofin erest. oNoononnmisasecch,s,.ged mora gages, town and farm projteras naught and sold. Office, Beaver Block, Wfngbam U' A. MOUTON, BARB18TisR, go. Wiinebam, Oat, M. L. DTOKIP9nti Dtror,av Houma DICKINSON & 10;.1ES BARRISTERS, SOLICITORS, Ste. Moaner Mn Orman: Meyer Block, Wingham. - %RTHUR J. IRWIN, D. D. S., L. D. S. Dental College and Licentiatery of e of of the Royyal College of Dental Surgeons of Ontario (Moe in time» Macdonald eBM very Wednesday afternoon during Tone, .Tu1 van 1 Aagu+t WTPRIOR, B. 8.6., L. D. D. iS,afhddriefDental S. urgeonsoOutario, anCollegeof ofUn-verstty of Toronto. Office : Beaver Block. Office closed every Wednesday afternoon during June, July rnd Augnat, ALEx' ttIBLLY, Wlnatham, Ont, LICENSED AUCTIONRJtii For the ew of all kinds conducted at reasonable rates,nty of Huron.l Orders loft et the Tnegs oMoe will receive prompt attention. Wingham General hospital (U.ider Government inspection) • Pleasantly situated, Beautiful fur- nished. Open to all regularly licensed physicians, RATES FOR PATIENTS-- ( which inolude board and nursing), $3.80 to $15.00 per week aocording to location of room. For farther information, address igISS KATHRXN1 STEvl:NSON, Superintendent, Box 223, Wingham Ont, RAILWAY TIME TABLES. GRAND T1117Nee RALtiWAY SYSTEM. TRAVIS otters t es roe Leaden - ., 8.40 a.m.... 13.80p.m. Toronto &East 71.03 a.m.. 6.48 n.m „, ,, 2.40p.m, Kinoardine..11.67 a.m... 2:08 p -m.... 9.1BP.111. dttRxvE rROM Kincardine .....8.40 a.m.1i.00 a.m.... 2,40 p.m. London.................., 11.64 a.m.... 7.86 p.m. Palmersto10.80 a.m. Toronto 8a Beet 2.08 p.m.... 9.16 p.m. L. BAROLD, Agent, Wingham. !CANADIAN PAOI9'IO RAILWA7t, LJ insists rnkva roc Toronto end Bast, 709 5,216,... 8.2i p.m. Tdeserater - 1.07 p.m ...,10.27 p.m, Attars% vim[ Teetwater.,. 7.08a,m.-,., 2.24 p.m. Toronto end Beet .-.,1.07 p.m....10.27 p.m. T. R. Bei4MBg,,Agent,Winghem. • 00 YEARS' EXPENSENet Intent MARK*] Oxcarts COPVIUMerit &a. Anydne tending aekoich and deea'lptinn tray qulekly adtk:rthIn our opinion tree whefl,M- M 1Mentllnn ls.prebablybatrntablet. C•oinmenica ne etrietl sedg eantffe l, Iand ttent�tsuttees. Oldest agent/ GAlP'ante taken omega Mann a (.reteiv !7eta4 mega, without oatdto the }ncreno A lkndserecly ll;rtttketrd weekly. 1.sr,v t cit. onlabion any ts`t1t#tdca . 1411M1.114 r• r 1,11/. solo bya'nrnal. i news-Lsslea. NO 104 am&OL. ol0gry lSli YiSmT�fist A44.. z The heroic 13od;els (in horse trough, to Vtouid i,e mind me I can s-shwim. Save the women and rhilcren (von' Junes! to strike out mare - fully i'or the shore). -Sketch. Ai Hard Joa. There is• an old Irishman In Bettie more who for many years was pros- Iierous as a grocer. Not long ago, how- ever, the o:d fellow lost his all in "a vide lire" and was compelled to look for a job. Through the influence of a friend he was offered the position of crossing tender et a small ttaiiroad statiou in Lary laud. The t;eit looked dubious as the duties: of the office were explained to him 10•..1 the meaning of the various flags was stated. -in case of,danger you wave the red flag," explained the man told off to iiia•- struct dike. "Wait a hit, watt a bit." interrupted Mike, with a tloue..fi,l'sllul.e of the bead. "I'm afraid ^ tlhfs 'jab's1 be ton much for me. I key.: tl u .v,• trusl. rue - sill to remimber to watre a 'red flag whin there was a greeu,wuit handy." -- Ila rper's Weekly. Once a Boy Himself. "That man remembers that he was once a boy himself." a Broadway jew- eler e aveler remarked :15 a customer left the:• store, "Ile came in just u:,w and sant he wanted a watelh for his boy for al birthday present and that he wanted the cheapest I had." "The old skinflints And I know he is , well fixed, too," the jeweler's rriend commented. • The other smiled. 1'1 told him that those very cheap ones wouldn't keep good time," the other continued. "Bu he said: 'Olt, that's all right. Just give ole one that has the back fixed on Sar that he can get it off. Ile will be satis- fied."' -Woman's Nome Companion. • Fixed. During the recent stay 1114 camp at the national guard of the District or Columbia one of the captains called a sergeant one day, saying: "Sergeant,. note down Private Moon- ey -one day on bread and water for , slovenly turnout on parade." "Beg pardon, captain," responded the sergeant, "but that won't'uiake any difference to Mooney. He's a vegetarian." "Then," said the captain, "give him. one day on meat and soilp."-Xiarpers Weekly. Anything -Setter Than Home. ' "I am sick to death of everything:" said the sodiety woman. "Let's spent this everting wherewe've never spent one before." - "Agreed!" said her husband. "Shall. . we try home or church?" "Church," she replied, sighing. -- Judge. So Singular. "Funny," said 13aretop, "but there was a time when the barbers used to Speak 0f my hair." "You mean before you began to get bald7" asked ,his friend. "Yes. Now they speak of nay hairs.'' Bohemian bMegazine. At the Reception. Castled Caller (to one next him) -t was introduced to that Squint eyed, red baited woman over there as .Mi. Somebody or other. Don't you think the min Vas all idiot that married her? Next One (meekly) --I can't just sal- ma a r.I'm the inns.-Italtimore ,imeridan. What He meant. r. "Me, NesaidrvcyTesstr . led to ling me last' night,* ' "Oh," remarked Jena, "that's wheal he meant then when I saw Jahn hurry- ing toward your house, fie told nae ht ' had 13 'pressing tag -optima.' "-ries Moines Register, n tli' ores? 'ion Ninth Vas, Him. Ht""]nr--Wby did Peel:etn apply for Iliury his "Ile happened to be home cite wait clay 'lvilett it rained.-ebletigsa. Noss,