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SINCE 186''', SERVING TFH COMMUNITY FIRS'
Incorporating ED BYRSKII, General Manager
{ The Brussels Post HEATHER McILWRAITFI, Editor
Published in
Seaforth, Ontario Member Canodian Community Newspaper Assoc
Every Wednesday Morning Ontario Community Newspaper Association
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Delo, Dianna McGrath and Bob
M6M11lan, Second class mail registration Number 0696
Wednesday, January 25, 1989
Editorial and Business Offices - 10 Main Street, Seaforth
Telephone (519) 527-0240
Mailing Address - P.O. Box 69, Seoforth, Ontario, NOIL 1WO
Bearing the un'bear'able
L;
I feel as though I got run over by a fully
loaded cement truck, and unwittingly sur-
vived the attack.
My bones, my muscles - the very fibres of
my being - ache like no ache I've, ever ex-
perienced. I can't even breathe without sen-
ding pain to my extremities via my
shoulders and my spine. And the worst thing
of all is, there's no respite - no relief from
my agony except time - and that seems to be
moving rather slowly these days.
It's that darned flu - you know the one that
is thriving in this ever fluctuating, semi --
tropical, semi -arctic, so-called winter
climate of Southwestern Ontario. The one
that won't go south until you do, or at least
not until the weather takes a decided, and
permanent, change for the worse.
I wonder if that's ever going to happen.
No doubt I've lived through the worst part
of this 'neige by flu' - the nausea, the
vomiting, the chills, and the skyscraping
fever that threatens to blow off the top of
your head. I mean, what could be worse? -
and on a weekend to boot.
SWEATSOCKS
by Heather Mellwraith
Nothing.
Nothing that is, except for the continued
headache, the sore throat, the sneeze, the
cough, and of course, that achey run-down
feeling. All of which could amount to
something worth staying home for, if stay-
ing at home weren't so, well, uneventful.
I mean, what exactly is a person to do
while at home? Being sick, and babying
yourself through that sickness, is boring.
Once you've surpassed the point of intimacy
with the porcelain in your washroom, and
slept off the nausea and the exhaustion,
there's little else to stay home for.
Personally, I had cabin -fever after only
one weekend indoors. Television is only en-
joyable when it's a luxury, not when it's
forced upon you as your only source of
entertainment. And, when you've no ap-
petite. raiding the rof ioerator is hardly a
welcome diversion.
Then again, nothing is.
Returning to work is hardly the solution
either, but then again if only for their own
sanity, a person has to keep moving. Myself,
I've barricaded myself and my 'bugs' in my
office, and have found some solace in doing
those tasks I would have been worrying
about anyway, had I been all comfy and
cozy in bed at home.
Someday, maybe they'll come up with an
instant remedy for the flu. And when that
happens, if that happens, you can bet
there'll be plenty of happy Canadians.
In the meantime I guess, like everyone
else, I'll just have to grin and bear it
And if things get too un'bear'able - I sup-
pose I could either take two aspirins, and
call my doctor in the morning, or find me a
proper cement truck to finish the job.
HOU) D0E3 IT FEEL
TO BE NAMED THE 1988
.SAN co Tlx YEAR
LIKE BENZ
fHEy GME YOU AN A\A/D
.I
1.1-\E_N DUMP ALL OVER YoU
Fewer reports
9
Reports offered to Huron County Council by four of its department heads
during the'new council's first full meeting were an excellent idea.
What exactly the county does can be a puzzle, not only to the seven
newcomers this term, but also to the oldhands as services and departments
expand. It's a good idea to bring forth comprehensive overviews, especially
as a new council term begins.
Elected representatives, the media and the public need to be sometimes
made more aware of the finer points of conducting county business,
Unfortunately a whole morning of these reports is simply too tedious, as
the reaction by both council and the few media representatives attests.
By the third of four reports, which naturally varied in quality, content and
interest, many councillors and reporters had fled to the hallways and were
smoking, telling jokes and complaining that their time was being wasted.
That would not have been the case had the reports been held to a time
limit and had there been fewer of:.,them,.
Still, it's a good idea and one worth modifying for council's future edifica-
tion - but Tess painfully, please. B.H. - Goderich Signal -Star.
YOUR BUSINESS
Provided by The Ontario Ministry of industry, Trade and Technology
r
A humorous
A lot of stories, articles, press releases,
etc. find their way to The Expositor office,
and a select number of them are used in the
paper each week. The following chronology
was brought into the office on the back of a
piece of paper someone had written an
advertisement upon. Its origins are
unknown, it was not submitted with the in-
tention of it being published here, but here it
is:
THE DEER HUNT
1:00 a.m. - Alarm clock rings.
2:00 a.m. - Hunting partners arrive, drag
you out of bed.
2:30 a.ru. - Throw everything except the
kitchen sink in the pickup.
3:00 a.m. - Leave for the deep woods.
3:15 a.m. - Drive back home and pick up
gun.
3:30 a.m. - Drive like crazy to get to the
woods before daylight.
4:00 a.m. - Set up camp -forgot the darn
tent.
4:30 a.m. - Head into the woods.
6:05 a.m. - See eight deer.
6:06 a.m. - Take aim and squeeze trigger.
6:07 a.m. - "Click."
6:08 a.m. - Load gun while watching deer
go over hill.
8:00 a.m. - Head back to camp.
"I've got a great idea for a new business scheme — I was wondering
if you'd like to become a major shareholder."
Some capital ideas
One of the many challenges a start-up
business faces is arranging its initial
financing.
The traditional sources are personal sav-
ings, friends and relatives, a person
using the assets of the fledgling business o
secure a bank loan, professional tinvestors
and, finally, asking a government.agene"
for a loan guarantee.
But initially, you and your personal sav-
ings are the most likely source of funds.
Other potential investors, whether they are
your family, friends, venture capitalists or
the government, usually want to test your
level of commitment by seeing how much of
your own money is at risk. Why should other
people risk their money on your prbfect if
you're not risking your own savings?
While many people are fairly familiar
with personal and business loans from the
bank, a growing source of financing for
small businesses are pools of investment
capital known as venture capital funds.
Some are small and informally organized
pools of money administered by a retired
business person. Others are huge .p�ofes-
aionally administered ;pools of investment
capital running into the -millions.
Venture capitalists usually like to .take a
big minority position ire the business, often
in the 20 to 40,per cent range. They alsu like
to have a seat on the board of directors, so
they can monitor their investment and offer
advice. Their goal is to realize superior
returns by investing in a dozen or so
businesses and hoping that one or two will
do extremely well and make up for the in-
evitable losses.
The Ontario Chamber of Commerce and
provincial government are involved in a
matching agency" aimed at introducing
small businesses to potential investors. It's
called COIN, which stands for Canada Op-
portunities Investment Network, and can be
accessed through any of the Ontario
Chamber of Commerce's 160 branches. The
most sought after type of investment oppor-
tunity is industrial manufacturing, followed
by consumer goods and high-tech
manufacturing.
While COIN tends to work best for com-
panies with hard assets, there is a provin-
cial government program, called New Ven-
tures, that is particularly appealing to ser-
vice firms. This ,program provides loan
guarantees to financial irfstitutions that lend
money to small businesses. The maximum
amount for a loan is $15,000 with a dollar -
matching requirement by the entrepreneur.
In &,astern, and Northern Ontario, this re-
quirement,is reduced to.half of the amount
of the loan. Each New Ventures ,applicant
must complete a eomprehensivebusiness
plan.,and..agree to hire at least one full-time
employee.
report on the deer
Y TW BITS
by Neil Corbett
9:00 a.m. - Still looking for camp.
10:00 a.m. - Realize you don't know where
camp is.
Noon - Fire gun for help - eat wild berries.
12:15 p.m. - Run out of bullets - eight deer
come back.
12:20 p.m. - Strange feeling in stomach.
12:30 p.n . - Realize you ate poison berries.
12:45 p.ni. - Rescued!
12:55 p.m. - Rushed to hospital to have
stomach pumped.
3:00 p.m. - Arrive back in camp.
3:30 p.m. - Leave camp to. kill deer.
4:00 p.m. - Return to camp for bullets.
4:01 p.m. - Load gun - leave camp again.
5:00 p.m. - Empty gun on squirrel that's
bugging you.
6:00 p.m. - Arrive at camp. See deer grazing
at camp.
6:01 p.m. - Load gun.
6:02 p.m. - Fire gun - hit pickup.
6:05 p.m. - Hunting partner returns to camp
dragging deer.
6:06 p.m. - Repress strong desire to shoot
hunting partner.
6:07 p.m. - Fall in fire.
6:10 p.m. - Change clothes, throw burned
ones into fire.
6:15 p.m. - Take pickup, leave partner and
his deer in woods.
6:25 p.m. - Pickup boils over - hole shot in
block.
6:26 p,m. - Start walking.
6:30 p.m. - Stumble and fall, drop gun in the
mud.
6:35 p.m. - Meet bear.
6:36 p.m. - Take aim.
6:37 p.m. - Fire gun, blow up barrel plugged
with mud.
6:38 p.m. - Climb tree.
9:00 p.m. - Bear departs, wrap gun around
tree.
Midnight - Home at last.
Sunday - Watch football on TV, slowly tear-
ing hunting license into little pieces, place in
envelope, and mail to hunting partner with
very precise instructions as to what he can
do with it.
1939 telephone system to change
JANUARY 25, 1889
The farm of Mr. James Young, on the Lon-
don Road, Tuckersmith, will be offered for
sale by public auction at the Rattenbury
Hotel, Clinton, on Saturday, the 9th of
February.
Mr. James Hays, reeve of McKillop, was,
on Tuesday last, elected Warden of the coun-
ty. This is the second time that McKillop has
enjoyed the honor of the Wardenship.
Mr. W.W. Cowan, contractor, of Stratford,
has been in this town this week erecting fire
escapes on the Commercial and Royal
hotels.
The little bit of sleighing we have had for
the past few days has all disappeared again,
and we are once more revelling ' ud and
slush. The grass is greener and freshe ook-
ing than it was last August. .
On Friday last Messrs. James Hudson a
Charles Robinson sawed three cuts of 16 in-
ches in the space of 40 seconds each cut. The
work was done on the farm on Mr. Thomas
Connelly, on the 7th concession of
Tuckersmith. The watch was held by Mr.
Connelly. The boys think this beats Hay,
Stanley, and every 'other place.
Mr. George E. Jackson of Egmondville,
has been appointed secretary -treasurer of
the Tuckersmith public school board. A very
good selection.
FEBRUARY 6,1914
Mr. Owen Reynold's sale on Monday of
last week was fairly well attended and good
prices were realized for the cows especially.
One cow sold for $89 while eight brought an
average of :$85.30. They were an extra fine
bunch and a credit to any farmer.
A rink of Seaforth curlers are in•Harriston
this week competing in the bonspiel there.
The rink is composed of W. Southgate, J.
Rankin, J. Taman and.R,E: Brraght, skip.
The groundhog came out of his ,hole last
Monday viewed .his shadow and crawled
hack again to remain for six ,weeks.
1
We understand the new creamery will be
open for business on Monday next. Messrs.
Sperling and Wright have been installing
the new machinery this week.
We are pleased to notice that another
Seaforth boy is distinguishing himself
abroad. The Detroit Free Press of Feb. lst
contains an excellent likeness of Mr. W.J.
Brownell, formerly of Seaforth, and a
nephew of Mr. Henry Cash of Roxboro,
McKillop. He has been promoted to auditor
of the National Bank of Commerce in
Detroit.
The old Thomas Dennison farm has been
gold to a party from near Bayfield, so we arc
informed. It has been vacant for some time.
The Curtin farms on the sixth concession
of McKillop, were sold at an auction on
Tuesday last by Mr. Thomas Brown. The
two farms contain one hundred acres, and
were purchased by Mr. John Kelly, of
McKillop, for $4,550.
JANUARY 27,1939
After many years of successful e ark in
town, the Seaforth Horticultural Soviet, has
been forced to disband through,lacko in
terest. The members pay their dr
membership, receive their shrubs , i0 1. • i,
and there their interest ends.
Members of the Seaforth bran'
Canadian Legion held their annua. ,
in their club rooms Monday eve.. l,, an -
elected Geo. D.- Fergusonpreside, ( 11 sue
ceeds.J.R.,Keating, who has hel ' ne office
for:two•years.
.At,aqdoubleheader hock"" Jame -Wednes-
day night,` Seaforth ,team. i, 'heir own,
,winnit g..one;ga{ne,and losing one
Members of the Exeter Badminton Club
were guests of the Seaforr , Laub un Tuesday
evening when the visitors lost elgnt games
to four.
The Seaforth Telephone System is soon to
be changed to a common battery swit-
chboard, according '.o thr in ,,rulation given
to The Expositor by Manager A.M. McIn-
tosh, of Stratford.
More than eight hundred citizens of the
district accepted the Seaforth Colligiate In-
stitute Board's invitation to inspect the new
addition at the Collegiate and the changes
and improvements which have been made
to he but, 'ling
JANUARY 23, 1964
Tenders kor the Seaforth Community
Hospital are expected to be called about the
first of March, board members were told
Tue. ' 'v evening as they reviewed progress
whi 1'. hospital architects are making on
tb nL' for the building.
kph Jewell, reeve of Colbourne, is the
'arden of Huron, succeeding Walter
. e. , of Goderich Township. He is the
em Colborne township to hold the of -
years.
,Id Pryce was elected president of the'
seaforth Agricultural Society when
r etnbers of the society held the annual
i ,seting Thursday. He succeeds Gordan
Papple, who retired following two years in
Wit office.
Ree,t Earl Dick of Hibbert, was re -I
elected president of the South Huron
Agricultural Society at the annual meeting
Saturday afternoon in the IOOF Lodge
room, lHensall.