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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Times, 1906-05-31, Page 22 THE WINGII.A.M TIMES MAY 31, 1906. Every Hour Delayed IN CURING A COLD IS DANGEROUS. You hi.VO often heard people say: "Its only iteld.a trilling Cough," but raspy *life history wetd4 read different U, ()a the first *Piles:wale of cough, it had been remedied with DR. WOOD'S NOR- WAY PINE SYRUP., It i x. plearaot, safe and effeetual remed34 that may be conadently relied upon As a specific for Cough e and Colds of aR kinds, Hoarseness, $ore Throat. Pains in Chest, Asthma, Broncaitis, Croup, Whooping Cough. Quluey, and all age°. Bona of the Throat and Lungs. Mrs Stephen E. Strong, Berwiehr N.$. writes; "I have used Dr. Wood's' Norway Pine Syrup for Asthma, and have fauna it to be a grand medicine, always giving quick relief. Wo would not be without a bottle of it in the bonze." Dr. Woods Norway Pine Syrup le put up in a 7ielloxv wrapper. Three Pine 'Trees is the trade mark and the price 25 cents at all dealers. Refuse substitutes. Deraszal Dr. Wood's and stet it. . - TO ADVERTISERS Notice of ohanges must be left at this office not later than Saturday noon. The copy for changes must east left not later than Monday evening. Casual advertisements accepted up to noon Wednesday of each week. ESTABLISHED 1872 THE WINfillAM TIMES. H. B. ELLIOTT, PUBLISHER AND PnomaTor THURSDAY, MAY 31, 1906. PULSE OF THE PRESS. G F. Henderson, barrister of Ottawa, has been appointed as the second drain- age referee of Ontario, at a salary Of $2,500. There was no more need of a second drainage referee than a wagon has for a fifth wheel. The work was being well done by Col. Rankin, of Chatham, whole salary $3,500. He did not ask for help; he is not overworked. gut somebody had to be taken care of, and the office was created to take care of him. Iii this way the Ross surplus is to be got rid of.—Hamilton Times. So many statements have been made recently concerning the quality of the instruction furnished in Ontario Sohoola that it is well to point oat that educa- tionally the boys and girls of Ontario are as well trained as those of any other oountry, and that they hold tbeir own in competition with scholars trained else- where. Moreover, the Ontario educa- tional system has been largely copied by other countries in their educational plant). The Whitney Government, in all its proposed changes, is not creating any higher standaro of education, only formulatiag a change in polloy.—St. Catharines Star -Journal. If Whitney is not dismissing Grit of. ficials fast enough to snit his hungry heelers, he is making quite a lot of new jobs for his friends. The Toronto Tele- gram published a list of some of the plums, which in the aggregate amonnt to about $85,000. Here is the list: Probable ...appointment. Chairman railway board Mining commissioner. Superinteudent of education Drainage referee Provincial assayer Railway board members (two) 2,000 Provincial geologist . .s . 1,500 Mining inspectors (eight) 1,500 Mining recorders (two) 1,500 Schooabook commission (three) 1,000 Most of these jobs are pecuniarily at- traetive, and we expect to see quite a contingent from this city looking for preferment. No timetshould be lost, for Toronto Will be hot -foot after them.— Ottawa Free Press. 'salary. $6,000 5,000 5,000 3,500 2,500 Remarkable results have attended the Philadelphia campaign of Torrey and Alexitader, the noted reviv alist, who are to conduct meetinge in Ottawa through- . Diseases of the kidneys NO one can afford to neglect de- rangements of the kidneys. 'The results are too painful and the risk too great. Some of the symp- toms are :—Pains in the bask and legs, gradual loss of flesh, deposits in the urine, headaches, scanty, dark -colored urine, painful, scalding sensations when urinating, dropsical •bwelling of ankles and legs, irregu- larity of the bowels, and gradual failure of health and strength, Judged by actual cures made, Dr. Chase's Kidney -Liver Pills are the most satisfactory treatment obtain. able for kidney disease. Relief is prompt and cure thorough and last nig. Enquire ti.bout cases in your own neighbourhood. Dr. Chase's; Kidney -Liver Pill', 2 cents a box, at all tleate, or Edmeretan, Bates ele Co., Toronto. The portrait end !Agne- w., ot Dr. A. W. Chase, the hornets receipt book author, are on every box. Out next month. It is elittlated, they eeve practically put the wawa men in the neighborhood Of their meeting piece out of busineee. It ia ot an unfamiliar eight to witness a crowded street ear turned into a revival meeting and the motormen and conductors converted While :travelling over their Maws. Policemen have been towed while walk. iag their beats, and judges and Envie offielale have acknowledged the in• flume of the evangelists and the power of religion. The effeot on the cairainal record of the city is most marked. The police magistrate finds that he has tie oases before bine for disposal. and it la s lid the prisoners in the jails have been converted and have attired to be released that they may take part in the work of redeeming the pity. --Ottawa Free Press. Some Budget Facts, Mr. Fielding was enabled to announce a surplus of $12,500,000 for the year end - lag next mouth. This surplus and the addition to the sinking fund will almost meet the heavy capital expenditure of the year. The net ittorease of the national debt for the twelve months will be about $800,- 000. Since 1896, ander Liberal Government there kite been a net surplus of $64,800,- 165 in consolidated fund accouuts. The great sum has been spent in en- larging canals, aiding railway construc- tion, erecting public buildings where re- quired and generally in prepariug the way for the making of a greater ()anode, The net debt of Canada is only $7,. 726,732 more than it was nine years ago. It is actually less per head of the people thau it was then, for there has been a very great increase of population. The number of immigrants was 117,- 585 for the past ten months, as compar- ed with 93,309 for the same period a year ago. The Price of Wool. A remarkable feature of the produce market is the raise in the price of wool in the past few years. Three and four years ago wool was a drug in the mar- ket. It was then selling around fifteen cents. Nobody seemed anxious to haudle it and those who did made little or nothing out of it. This year prices will range between 25 and 80o per pound and many are auxious to take a hand in the trade. Lucky is the farmer who has a good flock of sheep; for with wool and lamlis at present prices there is no kind of farm stook that pays like them. Unfortunately duriag the years of low prices all Ontario farmers greatly realm. ed their flocks and many went out of the business altogether. Now the price of lambs is so tempting that farmers are disposed to market them rather than add to the number of their eheep. The rise in the price of wool is explained by a member of facts. Woollen goods have become more fashionable than they were a few years ago; then there was the dying off of the Australian sheep due to a long continued drouth that ended three years ago. Besides this, new processes have been invented by which the coarse wool can to a large extent be worked into goods formerly made from only fine wool. This has greatly increased the demand for this grade—the grade that is produced almost altogether in Canada. Let Women Drive. It is not many years ago that anything in the shape of a horse was supposed to be good enough for a woman. It was the popular idea among those who knew that given a good horse a woman could ram it in less than a year. All this has changed among the intelligent women, however. Nowadays the women know how to handle a horse, that le, those who use their brains and have watched the real horseman at his work, SO that question of sex Is not so important as it was at one time. Of course there are thousands of Women who know little or nothing about the horse, but with the great number of horse allows all over the country their education is progressing fast, and it will not be long before al- most any horse with a reasonable die - position can be Safely trusted to a we. mart and be driven or ridden without damage. At the same time there are ladies' and men's horse, not due to the feet that the animals will be handled by the different sexes, but because they re- quire different characteristics according to the persons in charge of thetre—Coata. try Life in America. In the Good Old Summers Time. The estimated investment,* in summer amusement puke itt America wilt reach a total of $100,000,000 this year we are told by the Railway and Engineering , Review. Says this paper: —"The total number of patk IR eatimated at two thoueand, and three-fond/es of that number are controlled and operated for electric railway lines. The figure fot the investment seems high and the more so when it is kritteett that the many email mortis, 'garden,' groveit,' etc., found in every locality aro not ittcludeds /t ptobable, however, that the ligttre may he accepted est repreeentatiste, though it vi1lcorrespond more fleetly tO the MI- vertited eetit Of each Opeeifie resort than the itetnel doet, the tWo tunas fteapiently being quite different. At Any rate the inyeatment will ea& an astonishing total, and It calls attention to an later - citing development dve1ornen itt trattepertatitat Altars. TWENTY YEARS AR (From Tun WINGIJAM TtetE‘Of Friday, May 28th, 1886.). NEWS ITEMS. Potatoes have been selling as low as 10 cents per bushel in Durham. Port Elgin gives $5 to the man who first reaches it burniug building with a barrel of water. NEIGHBORHOOD NEWS Listowel has a population of 2,858, an increase of 158 over last year, Councillor Calbiok, of Morris, has a two-year-old cold that weights 1,850 pounds, The stock in trade and 'effects of .1. Roeddielt, of Brussels, have been sold to Nelson Hooper for 89 cents on the dollar. The value of the stook was $1,102 47. John Hamilton, of Wroxeter, has raised a large feeding stable, 40 x 70 feet, which will hold from 70 to 100 head of cattle. Mr. Hamilton carries on quite an extensive cattle trade. Robt. Henderson, of the Huron road, Tnokersmith, died on Wednesday of last week at the advauced age of 81 years, He has been living on the farm where he died for over thirty years. On Tuesday of last week Collector Cavan, of Stratford, and Constable Scott, of Brussels, seized an illicit still in a swamp on the farm of Benj. EVans, near Bushfield, in Morris township, Evans claimed to have known nothing of the existence of the still ort his pre- mises, and no arrests were made. BLUEVALE Alex Kay, the miller, is down with congestion of the lungs, and is very ill. Robt. N. Daff, of the firm of Reading & Duff, met with bad accident, last Fri. day, in his saw mill, He was engaged in cutting shingles, and in order to pre- vent the belt from slipping he attempted to put some resin on, when his hand was caught ire the pally, resulting in both bones of his arca being broken. Local history et the early 80s, Items from The "Times" fyies r"- 1.1)OAX. NEWS. A. Roe half had handsome awnings placed aver the upataire windows in of the facteen't1 luttel, which add greatly to the attractiveness of the bnikling. The sprinkling cart has not been turned loose on tbe streets as yet, there having been some "hitoh" in the arrangements. But it is expected out as soon as the dust requires settling again. W. J. adoOntoheon was out fishing near Teeswater last Friday, and he succeeded in landing two dozen wawi. ficent trent. Five of the number turned the wales at 534 lbs. The foundation of the first iloor of the new furniture factory have been laid, and the building is being rapidly petaled to completion. The engine and boiler have arrived and are ready to be placed in position. The interior of the building formerly occupied by Scott's bank, and whiob was recently purchased by Mrs. Ander- son aud Mrs. MoCanee, is being then. oughly over hauled and refitted. PERSONAL PARARGAPHEi. Mrs. johns, of London, is in town visiting her daughters, Mrs. 5, Smith and Mrs. John Foster. Mrs. W. B, Towler returned on Wed- nesday from Brantford, where she has been visiting for a couple of weeks. Wm. Dauber, who has been living with his brother on Webb's farm, Best Wawanosh, leaves to -morrow for Me - Pherson County, Dakota, where he bas a farm, and where -he will remain until fall, John Ratherford, formerly employed in Win. Elliott's store, and who went home to Hawick, Scotland, some seven mouths ago, returned to Wingham with his wife and family last week, having decided that after all Wingham is about as good a place to live in as any. Crowell and Benj. Willson are making arrangements to visit the Colonial Ex. hibition, ot London, England, and they expect to saij on June 10th, Rev. R. McOosh, rector of St. Paul's church, left town on Monday for Pasa- dena, Los Angeles Co., California, to visit his brother-in-law, S. J. Sovereign, who is gaits 111. 74.:;/' IPA LAiiv0. --,0%7•0 or ct0 The "Sunshine" furnace and " sunny " waysare synonymous. 1• h The cold, dreary winter days can be made cheery and warm with a pure, healthful heat if you have a "Sunshine" furnace. Is easier to operate, cleaner, uses less fuel and "shines" in ninny other ways over common furnaces. Two shakers are used to shake the heavy, triangular- shaped grates. This just cuts the work of•shaking- down in half, besides being easier on the furnace than the old one -shaker style. Sold by enterprising deal- ers everywhere. Booklet free. McClarys LONDON, TonoNTO, MONTREAL. V7INNIIIRO, VANCOUVER, Sr, Jena. IfiatraTON. TOWN DIRECTORY. BAPTIST 0111710011-5111014413 services at II a m And 7 p m. Sunday 501001 at 2:30 p m. General prayer meeting on Wednesday evenings. Rev. E. R. Fitch, B.A.,. pastor, B.Y meets Monday eveuinge 8 p.m. Abner 00sens 5.5. Superintendent. Minnotnerr Ontraten—Sabbath services at 11 a m and 7 p m. Sunday Sohool at 2:30 p m, Epworth League every Mon- day evening, General prayer meeting on Wednesday evenings. Rev. J. R. Gundy, D.D., pastor. W. B, Towler, M.D„ S. S, Superintendent, PRESBYTERIAN Oanaorc—Sabbatla ser. vices at 11 a m and 7 p m. Sunday School at 2:30 p m. General prayer meeting on Wednesday evenings. Rev. D, Perrie, pastor, L. Harold, 5 S. Su. perintendent. Sr. PAUL'S ORDROH, Enmoonere—Sab- bath services at 11 a m. and 7 p ni. Sun- day School at 2:30 p m. General prayer meeting on Wednesday efealing. Rev. T. S. Boyle, M. A.., B. 33,'Rector and S. S. Superintendent. John Taylor and Ed. Nash, assistant Superintendents. SaLoaTron Anter—Seroice at 7 and 11 a m and 8 and 8 p m 08 Sunday, and every evening during the week at 8 o'clock at the barracks. • POST Oerioi—In Macdonald Bleck. Office hours from 8 a m to 6:80 p ra. • Peter Fisher, postmaster. PUBLIC tasexteew—Library and free reading room in the Town Hall, will be open every afternoon from 2 to 5:80 o'clock, and every evening from 7 to 9;30 o'clock. Miss Maud Robertson, YOUNG & lificBURNEY, SOLE AGENTS K K K Ico:K Kix 11 Kikk lit4K K Re,K BLOOD DISEASE CURED. yos ever contracted any Mood or Private Disease, you are never safe toad the vircia or poison has bran eradicated front the system. Don't be satiafted with a "patch up" by Seine family doctor. Out New Method is• Guaritataisd to Curs Or reo Pay. a(S•Nrs Mattes LTaatil Without Wrietera content. Oared When all Else **ailed ocetud X live my early life **trthis testimonial Would not be necessary. Coma h I Wag no Mote stolid than thourande at other yoritm meo. Lula indiscretions, later excessee, exposure to corttagione diseases all helped to break down my system. When commenced to realize my Candittott I*ss antent teatime. ',Odor after doctor treated tue bat only gave me relief--ttot A cure. clot Springs helped me, but did not titre me. TIM eymptosart &Ways returned. MerCaryad Petah &tore the Delman into ray erste& instea4 Of driving it out. I blest the day you year Ne* Method Treatment Was recommended to Ise. I investigated vita yen Were arra, as* 0wiin yon had over 25 years' experlenet and re. *tensible fluancially. I gave you my case *oder a guarantee. Yin mated Ate permanently, and In eta teats there bat not beta a Isere, pain, ulcer Or any other synaptere of the blood ditarae," 21 Yira in ittrolt 260,000 Cara we treat toad cute Vittledeelti, BROW Poltrett, keratin. Debility' A; CEitiNctitrVor', trapoieney, Secret Destine, Kidney anti Bladder Disearair. Cialseitetist from Qrastien Shalt fee Hems tollgate aral Sofa atea DRS. KENNEDY It KERGAN. .4. saltiallt PATINOlitt UMW. Ko4K K K K&FS K KK K K. K Town Counore—Thos. Bell, Mayor; S. Beunett, David Bell, Thos. Forbes, Geo. 0, Hanna, D. E. McDonald and Wm. Nicholson, Councillors; J. B. Fer- guson, Clerk and Treasurer; Anson Dulmage, Assessor, Board meets first Monday. evening in each month at 8 o'clock. Punroo &moors BOARD.—A. E Lloyd (chairman), J.D. Long, 3.3. Homuth, T. Hall, H. Kerr, Wm. Moore, Alex. Ross, 0, N. Griffin, Secretary, John F. Groves; Treasurer, 3. B. Ferguson. Meetings second Tuesday eveningin eaoh month. HIGH SCHOOL BOARD. —Dr.A. 3, Irwin, (chairman) Dr. J. P. Kennedy, Dr. P. Macdonald, John Wilson, V.S., J. A. Morton, C. P. Smith, W. F. VanStone. Dudley Holmes, se&retary. A. Cosens, treasurer. Board meets second Monday evening in each month. Pomo SostooL Musgrove, Prinoipal, Miss Brock, Misa Reynolds, Miss Farquharson, Miss Oornyn, Mien Matheson, Miss Wilson, Miss Cammings and Miss De La Mater. BOARD OF lizatan—Thos. Bell, (chairman), R. Porter, Thomas Greg- ory, John Wilson, V.S., J. B. Ferguson, Secretary; Dr. 3. R. Macdouald, Medical Health Officea. WANTED; by Chicago wholesale house, special representative (man or woman) for each province in Canada. Salary 120.00 and expenses paid weekly. Expense money ad- vanced. Business successful; position per- manent. No investment required. Previous experience not essential to engaging. Address General Manager, 13! Lake Street, Chicago, 111., U. S. A. OUTSIDE ADVERTISING Orders for the insertion of advertisentents such as teachers wanted, business chanaes, mechanics wanted, articles for sale, or in fact any kind of an advt. in any- of the Toronto or other city papers, may be left at the Trams oflice. This work wilt receive prompt attention and will save people the trouble of remitting for and forwarding advertisements. Lowest rates will be quoted on applmation. Leave or send your next work of this kind to the TIMES OE1'ICE. Wiaghani. IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE IN THE TIMES EBTABL1611411 1872 THE WIN6110 IS PUBLIKIED EVERY THURSDAY MORNING The Times Office, Beaver Block WINGUAld, ONTARIO, Unto Or Striss0MPTI0N—$1.00 per annum in advance,11,50 if not sto PORI. No paper discon- tinued till all arrears are paid, except at the option of the publisher, Art vicaTianrci RATIN. — Legal and other casual advertisements 100 per Nonporiel line for first insertion, 8e per line for each subsequent insertion. Advertisements in local columns are charged 10 ets, per line for first insertion, and. cents Per line for each subsequent insertion. Advertisements of Strayed, Farms for Sale or to Bent, and similar, 11.00 for first three week, and. 25 cents for eacb eabsequi3nt in- sertion. • CoNTRACT RATBS—The following table shows our rates for the insertion of advertisements for speoified. periodia— SPACa. 1 YR, 8 no. 8 MO, Imo. OneOolumn ..........170.00 140,00 122.60 VS 00 Halt Ooluxan 40,00 25.00 15.00 0.00 QuarterOolnatn,20 00 12.50 7.60 3.00 One Inch 5.03 0.00 2,00 825 .advertisements without operatic directions will be 'Inserted till forbid and charged acoord, lusty. Transient advertisements must be paid for in advanoe. Tau Jon DAPARTNENT is atooked with an extensive assortment of all requirates for print- ing, afrording facilities not equalled 18 the conntyfor turning out first class work. Large type and appropriate outs for all styles of Post- ers, Hand Bills, eto„ and the latest styles of choice fancy type for the finer classes of print Et. B. ELLIOTT, Proorietor and Publisher T la KENNEDY, M. D.C. 8.0. fl • Member of the British Medical ASSocia. tion.. Gold Medallist in Medicine. Special attention paid•lo diseases of Women and Child; ren. Office hours -1 to 4 p, in.; 7 to 9 p. m, DR. MACDONALD, 4 Centre Street Wingham, Ontario. DR. AGNEW, Physician, Surgeon, etc, Office—Macdonald Block, over W.licKibbou's Drug Store. Night calla answered at the office. DR. ROST. O. REDMOND, M. R.C.B. (Eng) L. R. O. P. (Load.) PHYSICIAN and SURGEON. Office, with Dr, Chisholm. Tira VANSTONE' At • BARRISTER, SOLICITOR, ETO. Private and Company funds to lows at lowest rate of interest. No commission charged Mort. gages, town and farm' property bought and sold. (Mee, Beaver Block. Wingham rA. MORTON, BARRISTER, &o. Whigham, Ont. E. L. DICKINSON Dunbar Horanas DICKINSON & HOMES BARRISTERS, SOLICITORS, Etc. /Komar To LOAN. Orme: Meyer Block, Wingham, JOHN RITCHIE, GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT, Wingham, Ont ARTHUR J. IRWIN, D. D. S., L. D. 3. Doctor of Dental Surgery of the Pennsylvania Dental College and Licentiate of the Royal College of Dental Surgeons of Ontario. Office over Post Office, Windmill. ALEX. KELLY, Wingham, Ont. LICENSED AUCTIONEER For the County of Huron. antes of all kinds conducted at reasonable rates. Orders left at the Times office will receive prompt attention. FARMERS and anyone having live stook or other articles they wish to dispose of, should adver- tise the same for sale in the Turas. Our large circulation tells and it will be strange indeed if you do not get a customer. We oan't guarantee that you VCR sell because yon may ask more for the article or stook than it is worth. Send your advertisement to the Trams and try this plan of disposing of your stook and other artielee. RAILWAY TIME TABLES. GRAND TRUNK RAILWAY SYSTbM. TRAINS LEAVE OOP, London 0.40 a.m.... 3.80p.m. Toronto &East 10.40 a.m.'6,43 a.m.. 2.40p.ni. Kincardine -11.15 a.m.-2.08 pan— 9.15p.m. Antatra alma Kincardine .....13.40 a.m... 2.40 p.m. London 11.10 a.m.. — 7.85 p.m, Palmerston 9,85 ii.ra. Toronto &East 2.08 pan— 0.15 pan, 11. HAROLD, Agent, Winghani. CANADIAN PACIFIC RA/LWAY. tnanal LEAVE FOlt Toronto and 8.59 a.m.-8.34 p.m. Teeswater 825 pan ,...10.51 p.m. MUMPS alma Teeswater.— — ........8.45 Am 2.29 p.ra. Toronto and rais' .t' . —1. 170,/n10.43 p.m. T. 331131fiR; Agent,Winghant. 50 YEARS* EXPERIRNCE pAT ENTS TRACE MABEE • Otator46 CotofitIONVeac. Anyone NovAttirt a sketch and deetription maa einekla Ascertain oar opinion rose wbetber invention is probably patentable. Corcranntea cons strictly confidential. Handbook OA Patents sent free. oldest money for securingpatent, Patents' talion through Mann a w. tractive sesmat entice, without orate*, SA the $denifflt jittieritatt. A Irandsordel* trateirated resielda. Unfair calatioa of any shientlaelOntAl. To=or months, 81. ifora Wag II Seitrogway, karat. TAMMANY SOOItTY. 1110 Origin of the Oraaufsetion the Tinto Of Alegeotort, TaMmany was the belr of tbe spirit ot the Sons ot Liberte of the Revolu- tionary war, it was lain in some Of itO purposes at least to those who were then beginning the revolution in Frame. It was enthusiastic in Eta sups port and approval of that revolution., Indeed a tnisty legend lias been banded down front generation to geueratien lit the hall that the suggestion came from Jefferson himself, who, called from Franco to Washington's cabinet, was pained to see that aristocracy, English In its impulse and fostered by the So - clay of the Cincinnati, was rooting it. self so early in our national life. To crush that inmulse, at least to totter it, Jefferson gave the Jana and Tammany, with Its toinahnwle stood facing the Cludniaati and its sword. William Mooney, an upholsterer, but, like many of the meebanles Of that day, keenly interested in politics, suggested that tbere be brought together in an as- sociation those wbo dreaded the edits toeracy and who suspected that the purpose of Hamilton was to force the government into something like a lira- ited monarchy. Mooney fouud a good naany mechanics and merchants who thought as he did, and so a common purpose, the grouping itnpulse rather than any mining planning of one man for personal advancement, brought some of the ablest political and per- sonal foes of Hamilton and .Tay togeth- er, and with some mystery of oaths and ritual, the pipe of peace, the feath- ered headdress, even the painted face and leathern eostunie, With wampum for its ornament, these men were bound in one association as the Tara - many society, or Columbian order. BURI:E.D LIVING PERSONS. Horrible Custom. of Japanese Prior to Year 040 .4.. D. Prior to the year 040 A.. D. the Japa- nese bad one of the most horrible burial customs that can be imagined— that of burying all the immediate friends ainl retainers oe a prince 011 other person of note in a standing po- sition around the potentate's grave and leaving them in the earth up to their necks to perish of thirst and hunger. The custom cannot be said to have been geueral as late as the date given, for the Japanese records prove that in' the time of the Emperor Suiniu (97-30 B. C.) the burial rites of royal person- ages were so Modified as to partially„ abolish former cruelties. Speaking of a young brother of Suinin, who died and had bis retinue burled standing around his grave, tbe old record says: "For many days they died not, but wept and cried aloud. At last they, died. Dogs and crows assembled and ate off their beads. The emperor's compassion was aroused, and he de- sirea to change the manner of burial.' Wben the empress died, soon after, the mikado inquired of his officers if some - tiling in the way of a change could not .be suggested, and one proposed tee make clay figures of men and bury them as substitutes." That this did not entirely do awayi with the former custom Is proved by, an edict issued In the year 646 A. ry., the date given first above, which forbid the burial of living persons and pros vided a penalty for further adherence to the awful rite. Carlyle's Bluntness. Thomas Carlyle once took Lord Houghton (Richard Milnes) to task in regard to the proposed pension for Lord Tennyson. "Richard Mines," said Carlyle, -taking his pipe out of his mouth, "when are ye gam to get that pension for Alfred. Tennyson?" Mines tried to explain that there were diffi- culties In the way and that possibly bis constituents, wko knew nothing about Tennyson, would aecuse him of being concerned in a job were he to succeed in getting the desired pension for the poet. "Richard Milnes," replied the sage, "on tbe day of judgment, when the Lord asks ye why ye did= get that pension for Alfred Tennyson, it'll no do to lay the blame on your constituents. It's' you that'll be damned." A Careful Patient. A woman whose throat bad troubled hor for a long time, says a writer 111 the Philadelphia Ledger, grew !tape. - tient at the slow progress she was making and made complaint to her doctor, who said: "Madam, I can never nitre you of this throat trouble unless you stop talk ing and give your throat a complete rest." "But, doctor," objected his patient, "Inn very direful what I say, I never use harsh language or anything of that kind." What Noah Did. The story le told of & congressmen that he once declared in an address to the house, "As Daniel Webster says In his dictionary." "It was Noah who wrote the dies tionary," •whispered a colleague Whet sat at the tiott desk. "Noah nothing," replied the speaker. "Noah bunt the ark." Deubte. "Apparently you don't admire Miss Fikreech," "No. I don't like her fare" "What ;tire?" "Those the sings and those elle wears." --Exchange. cutting. Gags -4 doint see why everybody cane :Sties Keen clever. 1 think AA Is very dtill. Neragge—That le Very, 'strange, for I beard sbo eut you yes, terday it the etreet. tettlitnit 15 ever seen rtecomriattying kalustry..-agmolowk