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"Men," elm said, "are continually ask-
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"Why dces a woman always want to
known it her has in on straight;"
"Why docs she sharpen pencils with
her husband's razor?"
"Why will she ruin a $50 gown in a
stiugg]e to save tvto cents at a bargain
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"I think it is about time we women
should retaliate on the mea with some
questions like these:
"Why does a mau whenn he finishes a
newspaper always throw it in a heap on
the floor, instead of folding it up neat-
ly?"
"Why, when sent to look for some-
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"Why, when a pretty girl praises an-
other man's looks, does he sneer and say
the girl is soft?
"Why is his Sunday morning head-
ache always due to what he ate, not to
what he drank, on Saturday night?"
"Why, as he laughs at women, does
he fail to perceive that women find
much of the ludicrous in him?"—Min-
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TUE WINGIIAM TIMES, NOVEMBER 2, 1905
THE GREATEST KITCHEN,
It Ys Ina New York Hotel and Is wv
Culinary Wonderland.
The largest kitchen in the world is
not, as Most people might think, in one
of the homes of European or oriental
royalty, but in a New York hotel. It is
not only kitchen, but butcher shop fish
store, grocery, confectioner's and bak-
ery all in one, and it Is equipped with
the most marvelous mechanical devices
that any housewife ever dreamed of.
This great kitchen of the new hotel
Astor is really a ball 300 feet long and
100 feet wide, divided into sections by
ranges, steam tables, ovens, refrigera-
tors for cold plates and heaters for hot
ones, huge caldrons for making soup,
serving tables and electric lifts. It
seems as if there was no end of ranges
and ovens. There is one used only for
broiling, one for specialties and one as
big as the traditional side of a house
for roasting. Over the heads of the
cooks at each range are movable air
funnels, which keep the white capped
chefs cool and comfortable as they
hurry about their work. In the bakery
the dough is mixed and kneaded by
electrical ruacltines, so that it is not
touched by the baker's hands, and the
brick ovens, lighted within by incan-
descent lamps, will hold 10,000 rolls at
a time.
Electricity plays an important part
In such a kitchen as the Astor's. There
Is an electric coffee machine, a contriv-
ance that plashes potatoes by press-
ing them through a sifter, a grinder
that cuts up the bones front which
soup stock is extracted, and at the
foot of each of the stairways by which
the waiters conte from the dining
rooms are electrical egg boiling ma-
chines consisting of five compartments,
each set for a certain length of time,
but each capable of being regulated to
boil its contents from one to five min-
utes.
According to the ethics of chefdom,
however, the really delicate work of
cookery is still done by hand. Confec-
tions, sugar boxes and baskets, candy
trays and crystallized souvenirs are all
made this Ivey. Eggs, butter and
sugar are beaten by the old fashioned
simple methods. Besides the head
steward, a chef and 5 kitchen man-
agers there are 80 cooks, 14 pastry
cooks, 14 sten at the oyster bar, 12
men iu the grocery, 0 butchers and 7
bakers, each department having its
separate force for night and for day.
Should War Be ll,uaane?
Is the military- bullet too small? Ja-
pan uses a German silver or steel jack-
eted bullet of less than 25 caliber. It is
long, built for spcaed, wide range and
fiat trajectory. Our army uses a bullet
slightly larger. They are called "hu-
mane" because the wounds they make
are small, almost always antiseptic
and heal quickly. But they have not
the stopping power of the larger balls,
and many experts believe that they
tend to prolong wars by lowering the
death rate and permittiug men to en-
gage again in fighting soon after being
wounded. Is a long war preferable to
a short, bloody one? Has the reappear-
ance of bayonet stabbing, due to the
reduced killing power of the bullet,
made war more humane? Aud finally
can war ever bo humane?
Mien Are In the Majority.
Taking it "by and large," the male
sex is in the majority in our country
by some 1,638,321, according to a re
cent census bulletin. In some of the
states, however, the women exceed the
men in number, notably in the District
of Columbia, Massachusetts and Rhode
Island. Usually men are in excess in
sparsely settled communities and wo-
men in thickly populated regions. Cit-
ies, for example, as a rule have more
females than males. In the later years
of life the women exceed the men,
which seems to indicate that they are
longer lived. In the period from six-
teen to twenty-five years of age also
the reports show them to be in excess.
—Success Magazine.
Teachers In the United States.
There are 439,390 teachers in the
United States.
Of these 27.8 per cent are men.
New York has 30,936, PeunsylvanIa
30,640.
Nevada has but 319.
Illinois, Iowa and Ohio have more
than 20,000.
Arizona, Colorado, Connecticut, Dela-
ware, Florida, Idaho, Indian Territory,
Louisiana, Montana, Nevada, New
Hampshire, New ;Mexico, North Dako-
ta, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island,
Utah, Vermont, Washington and Wy-
oming each have less than 5,000.
A Queer Kind of Dont.
A French engineer, li, de Lambert,
has built a novel type of boat, which
glides along the surface of the water
by means of five Inclined planes fixed
on its bottom at certain distances.
When the twelve horsepower motor
engine is started the inclined planes
aro raised and the boat soon glides
upon a mixture of air and water until
as the resistance Is diminished It is re-
ported to attain rapidly a speed of
from twenty-six to twenty-eight knots,
a speed which motor boats of eighty
horsepower cannot always reach.
Fired Gracefully.
Tho empress dowager of China is
thoughtful of her subordinates. Here
is an edict of hers Issued recently:
"Wong Wen Shao, the grand secretary,
has served us many years, and he has
shown great diligence and faithfulness.
He is now over seventy years of age,
and In the daily audiences his obex•
sauce is now very difficult, and our
sympathy must be shown him. Let him
be relieved from the grand council In
order that he may be saved trouble,"
As fi dismissal that could hardly be Ira.
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CURE ECIC HEADACHE.
FOLLOWED HER CUE,
She Asked No Questions Not Suggest-,.:
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ed by the Conversation, ,-z '
Wheu the elderly aunt was here sho
was invited out to dinner with the fam-
ily and had no thought of refusing.
Site has a heart in her as big as the
proverbial Yankee cheese, but, by way
of coutparisou, her bump of inquisitive-
ness Is as large as the new county
building. That Is why the nephew had
a little private talk with her.
"You see, auntie," he began diplo-
matically, "It is different in the city.
There is not the same freedom of
speech among friends and neighbors.
We are more conservative, as it were."
"Don't gossip as much, you mean,"
her nose and chic rising in unison.
"You think I'm grass fed, as some of
you metropolis people of culture and
refinement put it. I'll not disgrace
you, Tommy. I'll ask no questions that
are not suggested by the conversation.
Is that a safe rule?"
"Perfectly, auntie, I'ardon me for
thinking that I might give you a hint."
"Worked splendidly," the aunt re-
ported after the affair was over. "I
had heard you talking over a good
many reports about those people you
know, so I knew how to set my stakes.
When he told ate he had made a pile
on stocks I asked him if he had any
idea of settling up the debts he ran
away from down in New Jersey. You
never see a man get so red, and he
changed in a wink to talking about his
family. 'Is it true,' says I, 'this scan-
dalous report that you and your wife -
were both divorced before you married
each other?'"
"Heavens:"
"I thought he was going into a con-
niption, but I talked sympathetic and
told hint that the world wouldn't care
how much he owed or how many pre-
vious wives or husbands there was
now that he is rich. That did the busi-
ness, for lie told me in the pleasantest
way that people who had 'lever mar-
ried were the best judges of such mat-
ters and said he was sorry that he and
his family would be unable to see any
more of pie while I'm here. I knew I
could take cure of myself."
There was nothing for the nephew to
do but groan until he got to the base-
ment, whore he could say things out
loud to himself
A Ghastly Excuse.
That sten grow callous in the dis-
charge of routine duties is exemplified
in the story of the trained nurse who
lay across the feet of his patient smok-
ing a long black cigar with great rel-
ish. The patient, recovering from a
swoon, looked down at his attendant
and said:
"Hey! What are you doing down
there Lying on my feet?"
"I beg your pardon," replied the
nurse, scrambling to his feet. "I
thought you were dead,"
The Retort Courteous.
FIrst Artist—Well, old man, how is
business?
Second Artist—Oh, spiendrd. Got a
s i imillion-
aire.commission Ston this morn u fora alto
aire. Wants his children painted very
badly.
First Artist (pleasantly)—Well, my
boy, you're the very man for the job.
Quite an Estate.
The Gorilla—Did you hear about the
demise of poor Mr. Ostrich?
The Hippo—Why, no. Did he leave
his wife anything?
The Gorilla—Yes, she took all the ar-
ticles found In his stomach and opened
a department store.
Recommendation.
Mr. 011roll—Is Squirmington a good
lawyer?
Mr. Beefwad—Fine. He can steer
you closer to the penitentiary without
getting you in than any lawyer in
town.
An Influence.
"Do you know anything about the
Count Fucash's family tree?"
"No," answered Miss Cayenne.
"Judging from his jewelry and court
decorations, it might have been a
Christmas tree."
Snell Is Love.
Maiden Aunt—Good gracious, Gladys!
I shouldn't think anybody would ever
ask for a hand that couldn't write bet-
ter than you do.
Gladys—Well, you see, since I gave It
away I've lost all control over it.
Butter, but Smaller.
Harry—James made a big pile of
rocks with that little sell of his.
John—Yes, and he's got a bigger pile
now and a smaller cell,—Judge,
Cooks and Bakes
perfectly at
the same time
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There is not an-
other range built
in which the heat
may be regulated
so that you can bake in the oven and cook on the
top at the same time without spoiling one or the
other.
But you can do both equally well at the same
time on the Pandora, because its heat is not wasted
and is at all times under the simplest, most positive
control.
If you do the cooking of your household you
can appreciate exactly what this means.
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