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The Clinton News-Record, 1905-05-04, Page 3May 4th, 1903 Cot .. • • 'SCOTT'S ErtiujOiori A pas the Pedlar. In Perla one of the wily agents travelling for a pietere eallarneluent, elewu east has been cutting a swath. and bringing fall kinds of grief and.dirsa'ppointMeat to the town A local photogra.plier Whom the Pii- iipatetie leek Weston to misrepres- ent in soliciting orders, gets ibaok tt Tho Clltitott lilowo*ROcord .•000400.00.0100,Triiiiposommostaamoggrmompposs,.. . Coderich, Mr. V2111 Kee of Clinton spent Sun- day ie then the guest 01 hie uncle and anet, M. and Mre. %lama. Eag- leson Miss Jessie Riggart of ClintOu was the geeet recently •of Mrs, Eaeleson, East etreet, Sunday last being the •eighty-six-th annieensarye of the foundins,. ot. the him In tire town press. Oeder of beldfellews, ,ao of them mate Ile says : "If I did not suceeed in' my ace When you g0 to a drug store ealaeging of portraits to the sails- to Knox church to attend the evening service. The Our and a* for Scott's Emulsion ,yOu. know what you want; the man knoWa you ought to ,have It Don't be eurprisodo. though. if $04. OM offered , something OR: Wines, cordials, extracts, eto., Of cod liver oil are plenti- ful but don't imagine you' ilre :getting cod liVer oil when you take them. Every year for thirty 'years tive've been Increasing the aisles of Scott's Ernulaion, Why? BevoOss it has always •beea bettor than any substitute for — Send for free 'ample SCOTT si BOWNE. Chemists Toronto, Ont. a0s. and $1.90. AU clrunuiste Thee 411111111i State Ix:leiter. The Russian state scepter is of solid geld, is three f eet long and contains among, its ornaments 260 rubies and Sheen enaeralds. • The British' Museum. The British museum keeps to the old ways. In the general catalogue the let- ters I and .and IJ and V are mixed up. just as they. were in the days of our grandfathers. It is for this reason that "Janseph" comes before "Ireland" and "Virgil" before a word line Worse Than the Cure. • Everybody knows that tobacco owes Its name to a blunder, the early Span- ish discoverers . baying mistaken the term by which the Caribs designated their pipes for the herb which they • smoked ;therein. But everybady dries not ,kilow. that the 'application of the lighted end of• -a ci•gar to the skin was , once gravely recommended as:a rem- dy for neuralgle. . TREATINEIIT RCM . COUGHS oos GOLDS TS. a necessity in every home if consumption and Pneumonia ars to be warded Off. Judgecl.by results,, there is no preparation which can rival Pr. Chase's Syrup of Linseed. and Turpentine as a claimant for your. confidence. . DR. CHASE'S , SYRUP OP LINSEED AND TURPENTINE is entirely different •fxont ordinary ough mixtures and has a far reach- ing effect on the whole system whielt ot only brings reli ef but positivecure or colds and severe throat, bronchial nd lung troubles. Sold by all dealers at 25 cents a battle. n protect -you againstemitationsehenoree .ltrait and eienature of Dr. A. W. Chase,. ;the famous receipt 'book author are on ievOry bottle. ' ' Ce6606e061t-66:20015111000 O THE NEWS -RECORD'S • 9 CLUBBING LIST. • 0 • The followine, are the rat- 0 (4 es a,t which: we give. any (i) • of the city Weeklies or Dale 0 O lies, when ta,ken with The e • O News -Record atone, dol- 0. O tar per year : 0 Daily Mail ad Fnipire $3,25 G. O Weekly Mail and Empire '25 .0 O Daily Globe • .. 1..25 ge • Weekly Globe 65. 0 6) Toronto. World . • .2,00 9- o Toronto News 85 9' • Toronto Star " , .85 0 • Weekly Sun 75: '• Partner's. Advocate . 1.25 0 • Weekly Free Press 75 9- 9 Morning Free Pres,. 2.25 0 • Evening Free Press 1.25 O Family Herald and • Weekly Star 75.0 9 Remit by postal note, reg - 9 istered letter of express or- 0 O der and address 0 . • w.J.MITCHELL, • ' • • • The. News -Record, Clinton 0I . • • If you see it, in The News-Reeord ,000022039092002,0202303 it so. . faction of my patrons it. Woul ch was well 2, be- n11311, the gallery beim?, crowded. Rev. my loss, not theirs, as in sueaa eds,,e James A. Anderson took for his text they would be charged nothing. rs St. Luke 10, 33. He eald that 'Om that • Lee eese with the transient reeeine •te traders -or b pesSage any one may as - portrait :agents, who are sume th,e, knowledge that the eveet 'ere toruorrow—ep rhapS retaining in portrayed se, eeieldts in that enepeer his possession a. Valued photograiih at cola:listed t M. 't) t° enlarged, d le e ullelsYa s hwalr Pirnega.cahtlagjetrlutesrael.eni which, he refuses to return because Andereon,said bc, chose the text bo- wie declines to deeePt some 'horrible cause he knew time the Samaritan's apology or an "at'ternlit to rePres good work was a sYlnhni ng Oddlel- dike in crayon" a, true likeness of fewship, and i:t also depicted the a departed trend? - local scenery about Jerusalem. lie t Then the home artist goes on to also dwelt upon the fact that Christ recall circumstances with which, the took •the lawyer to task for asking ; canvasser's victims are only toe wen the question "and who is my neigh- ! acquainted. Parties canvassed will hon'e', as if lie had read Deuteronomy IngehanlY and Leviticus he would not haye had Lo ask that queseioa. The sermon was interesting to the whole con- gregation. The antlenf bolero the serinon was "The earth is the Lords" and at the offertory the choir sang "Saviour, When night involves the sky." Vases filled with golden tulips were upon both emlpit and eommunien table and a fne fern added to th floral display. Rev. 'Dr. Cook of Clinton preached fine and much appreciated sermons, bare noticed the old stocic stattsuents inadely the agent in trying to close a sale have sold to Mrs. Soeantl- So (mentioning ortme,s of some well ettosete ei Wens); if you don't Nether e mo, call them up by phone.' This (This latter request- is invariably made if you have elo phone.). PrObab- ly they never saw the parties named, and would not have heard of them but for the fact that they have prim. ed themselves with the names tiefore starting out on their care./ass. The same applies to the peditairsi who hese been habidling stoves, chairs, rugs, carpets, tuts, eloblit for suits, limn, silverware, spectacles, hooks, ete." And here is the leesora he reeds the pubiie "Citieens should all realize Ole fSet that every dollar spent old. -of town • the municipality is that much thepoorer from a cinnmercial standpoint. But- on the other hand every cent" spent with home merchan- ts helps Ohl 3town. -If our good citizens would persist in buying all their "ordinary" ,reteuirements at home their merchants would soon be- nt a position to stock "extraordin- ary" eenuirements. 'The least that we can do with the migratory bird of prey, Mr. Agent, who is always a disciple of , Geoege Washington, is to giye a,Il local melt a fair chance, at least, and the benefit of the doubt, all things being genet." The town of Galt has been well and truly done by these itinerant sharks and inountobenles. The Moral is ob- ieimis : "Hoineetrede for Home trad- er.' Fight shY of the sliet agent - 'who his no steke .in the town and do your buking with, the dealer who is a. fellow citizen, taxpayer and honest man. . • .. . • The Charges. Against Lewis The follewing Appeared. in the .Lon - den 'Free Thiess Monday as "Special!' from Clinton ! Some very ' foecefel statements were made by. those who appeared before the- board of Lidense .Conuniesioners for West • Huron here Thursday. Delegates were Present. from..11einghem, Blyth, tnd :Clinton. They wanted several aintiedinesfts to .t -he lieeese.reettlations. aed presented. -largely' signed . petit- ions to strengthen their case. „These errOposed amendments. included earliet• earlier ebesinge fewer ,liCenees, larger -efines, more prominence to the r.ogulate lens, etc.. • Considerable interest wes' 'evidenced in the 'rneetthg of the board owing to the fact lhat very ettong objections vete taken, against one .of the applications, viz., . Peter B:••Leve- is, formerly :of,Lendon,, Who Wes seek - big.. for a license for the Normandie hotel. The Normandie:, is a row 'hotel %ere, and well' approbiteci, .but the te-. mperanee Section of :the comrnenity• • have neVer. bon 'resent occupante-Lewis—not bocauee Of his donduct tri,re, which, as far is it generally Inown, •haseeot been objectionable, but' becauseof 'his former. record, eleerly showe by , the eorresItindoziee and, analyzed, copies of the, police einirt charges and Convic- :ions; • covering a: period ' of sen Years; from 1895 to 1902: inclusive. The deleg,ates' also- peineed out certain Irregularities that had come under their notice since .tne present oectIne ant took:charge, end which in Part were adniitted by Lewia before the eonetnissiceins.: This Iseue :is by. no menus .new in reference to the Noriu- andie hotel, as from Ole standPoint of the temperance peoele .the license Was issted irreeelCrly when the hon - se 'Wee oeclied2 . •• '1Z ti9y.ttox to take 352iat 1120 inev 1.0f e -out:, elitiouleg ei2e h eele :17 Vapo-Ore:..kolle .ther AIWA ,111.11, /11.I•NdlgCW.V.Iga4t..ffVaKlif11V1iaitfk01.'aiAignk14aLlr.tgNitt1111%;!••a;kPk.A11/Mi R6de 7,000 Miles .on One Pair of 'Tires No. JAMES THOMAS Dnwev is Canada's al champiod steady bicycle rider. He is sx collector for one of the big telegraph com- ponies ht Toronto, and he rides a wheel all the year round making collections over a ovide district. His record is I 2,000 miles a year. Mr. Dewey's bicycle is fitted with Dunlop Detachable Tires,41 a single pair of tc ,1 whiehhavecarried , %\ him over 7,000 niilet of good, bad, i arid indifferent roads. Dunlop bicycle tires are famous as the kind that may be attached, detached and re- paired when necessary by the two hands, 'Melded by any form of tbolgvery pair a guaranteed fora year. 1411tE DIIN/Alits IrlatE COMPANZ Limited 81"3 jOnit Toronto sioNtrmAte ti, • of vAstopv0a . wixsira0 .0 kipb.• z.1.3* -34*. especially to the II:worth League, of Ole Victoria street church,. last Sun- day, being the anniveisary of the Society. The music was fitting the auepicious occasion. As Rev. Mr. Perking -of Exeter said at the last A. Y. P. A. meeting "The 'Englieh clear - ch must depend upon its young people to keep up its prestigee" so also mu- st. every church. , Sunday rag,ht seated as if it were the 30th of January instead of Apr- . . . For the last 45 years of the life Of Mk. Cuff, organist of St, George's, he has never missed one. Sunda Y from hisplace at:the •organ, but of couese he has not spent all those years at • .St. George's church; Goderich. Rut 45. years is along stretch ot time to Cover .with geed health and escape from accidents. Well, we hope to see his 5(lth year of service dawn and a reward for his faithfuleeis accom- panying the dawning,. The 'News -Record epee the news Goderich: • • • . ot • WHY: THAT WEARINESS `..? Yent'en 'uneasy, restless, Oetth•out ap- petite, Still worse you are. thin and 'fagged out; Work, must, be done, but where:le the, stitogth. to 'conic from..? Make • yettre'. blood •• xitatritiOne aeid, you'll have. lots ..ef streegth. Yotir 'only' hope is Ferree:eine; :an .. instant blood-makere eeteeede-purifier, bleio&en- richer:. :It beings keen. appetite,- di - gents 'food . ailti' supplies :nutrition fen bending up all Ole bodily 7tissues, Fel:rezone ' mikes:muscle and nervee fineee inefeases your weight, inetills.a. reseeve.of• energy into :the bo:dy: that, defies weatinees or: exhaustion from any IiA,us-e. To have virility and heel-. thy. eigor use Ferrozone which all deals eell in 53)c -boxes. , %WOO,. Miss Lillian Agnew spent. her Erne eer.holidaya tient:0th the parental root 4tAerillietv" b'ellhas been put tn seboei house No. 12„ which will- be • 0 Con- venience to the pupils of that sec- tion. 114r. Frank MeGavin las returnee from Toronto, heving tnielled his t:o- urse in the fleshless College in that city. Ite will probably remaie a.t home during Ole summer. , • . Mr. James W. Movdifrey is away en a business trip. to .Coleredo, . Mrs,: J. W. Mobray one little -sone akr. Mr. . ie, are visiting with frieeds in Ilemiltou t :aleLeod met with a die- treseing and paiefulaccident one day last week'. While engaged in •canting on the carriage in Mr. McDonald's mill, a heavy log roiled- on his foot, 'crushing it pretty badly. The aeci- dent, will probably lay hint ell work for some . time, but we hope the plucky litVe fellow w:11 be sufficient-, ly recovered in order to resume.. his piece 'ha • the foot ball team during the summer sports, • • . • l'he beef ring .in this part of Grey and. nifeKillop will commence opera- tione on May 17th. 'The killing will he done by Mr, Geo. Rich:al:dee:in and itslpreecto.lro:hrt .1Y1c0..., Aviv. he the In- - 'WOMEN WITII WEAKNESS. For all Weakness froni Which girls and women suffer, no surer remedy exists - than Dr. Hamilton's • Pill.ae They maintain that bracing health every woman eo earnes. tly dieires ; they tweet disease and bring streng- th thee lases till old atre. -"No enedicine -could be more laenea- neitel than Dr.. Ilatuilton'S Pills,''wri-, les Mrs. Mary E. Ayrtee of Vietoria, "I have:1nm strengthvn,d, my• gvstibn is letter', I hn.ve improved in color. and feel considerably better sin - 00 •Dr taniittit's PiPs " Sold everywhere e5c per hoe or flee 'boxes for eene dollar. •• , .• • Ekiter. Last NV CCIC Mrs. John .Blatchford - vas. Called to Lucam. !owing to the serious illness of her mother, Jane Lee, wife of the late •Williani ' Lee. On Friday the 'sick lady' died' at the .hge of 78 years. Mrs. Lee has been a sufferer for many menthe 'owing to troubles -incident: ter old. age, and her demise was not at all unexpected. ••A qtikt but pretty wedding. Was .solenntieed at the home of Mr. .A: J. Ford, Exeter, on. April 201h, -- when the latterfs Mabee, Mary K. Westa,- way,. ,daughter of ,the tete Samuel.' Westawat, era,s united in Marriage to Me, Edwie W. Hilburn. el : • .The annual' veetrye meeting ef -the Trivitt *Medal church, evae held in the -sehoot ecaoni...on Monde)/ 'eyeating,.: The rector Occupied the chair. In op - the Meeting the rector 'exeresee en himself as bein highIy ple.asel with the results of the past year and hoped for a continuance. or the good work: The 'ateeraeee iteendeebe dering, the' year was 144, vvlaiehis a better ayerege than' ehe year previous, and the enVelope collections adiMmtvd $180 over leet year. M. 11, D. •Saire eleV :treasurer, read .a repOrteof th.e enencee which ehowed the receiets to be $1745 fled the expenditure • $1671, . lea,Ving a haleneee071. ' There. were, I • tst Uri ee ts whieh Mee ItenrY Shaffer, the well ttriown peoprietor' of the Kippert hotel, lia,s hist clokred e deal for the perchase of .0, fifteen Iteree pewee gasoline 'engine and 'a Joliette chopper:. to Lb installed. 'here ab -out the first of Ang.ust. Mr.: Shafier,-, always' ready to :simply felt want in the conunuhity, :intends gpieg into: the elibiming' and 'grinding Of grain for feeding purposes end will have h -is new outfit ready ;for the fall trade. This will. be a great accomm- edetion to the farmers in this vicin- -kt-y he-teeetinwing-Cand: for the' traelZ, of the village. : • , • • • . -• DON'T SQUANDER. YOUR- ItIONEY ' On' worthlesi.eeree of ceteren. The- re is male one remedy' thet's succees- u Catarrh peen t c u roe when the rloetter says our ease is hopelese 11 e 0.• dins 'Lo ,take' eo etornieer.to bother with, you inhale.. the fraerant vapor :of this • unfailing *nitre - and get well Relief is in- stant,. 'cure is guaranteed so you rue risk with Ca,trierh e Acm, Don't experimEnt, don't but ofi, get Oatare- hozone 'from yotir. drtnegist today. -har.. Wordwee received this' meek of the death of Mess J. E, Mulholland of Grandin, North Dakota, on April 22. Dreeaeed: was a daughter ol Mr. ind• Mee. Wm, N•etterfield, and was well lenown in this vicinity. • . , A happy event took place in Teton - t0 :on Wednesday 'afternoote• when Mr. char:lie Moore, son of Mr, Wm, Moore Of town was married to Miss Mary Dirmingha,m of . Barrie, Mr. and Mrs. Moore spent a. fen! days ii Wingham during the poet week eleiting with Ole groom's parents, Last !Thursday evening 0. large num- ber gathered in the lecture room of the Methodist church to spend an hour or More in company with .Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Plack, who will 're. move next week to Claresholm, Albe- rta, where their only son eesides.'IVIr and Mrs. Flack have been ideatilied with Winghain Methodism from its earliest years, and Ilene been faithful devoted werkers. . • f On Monday of last week, ono of /Winglanils aged and highly respected residents passed to his reward at the ad.vanced age of IS, Mr, David Camp- bell. Deeeaeed wits a native of the county of Down, Ireland, whore. ho I was born in October,, 1831, In 1751,• I he was married to Miss Ann MeClcn- • aehati To then were horn four setts r tend eight datighters ; of thcse one / son Mid • two daughters. itrO' dead. Du- ring the stiMmer of 1801, Mr. end Mrs. Camp -ROI 'with their family left their !naive land and ea= to Wing - ham, rOweecee, ot.. al rig a oe n would !norm then wipe ou-tthe • sur - pine, but the showing on the whole was a Most satisfactory one and sh- °elk he most gratife;no to the • eent- teregatiore '.1`he 'Ladies' Guild showe receipts of $24270; with an , expteldi- fere of 1;208M leaving a balance of $38,12.; Sunday school, receipts $1:33,-• 18, 'eXpendieure $84.00, leaving a ,made, -including the, Tntui serVice col- lections of $48.88 Young People's :Society; eeceiPtsexeeeditere $5 ,leaving a balance of :$2.05. 'The fole loeeing officers were duly elected, vie: ReCtor's,.Wareigere_Thos: tlawItiee ' People's: War:tete:J. J. knight : Treasurer, R; 13, Samuel ' Auditors', 0,11.' 'Sanders and N. D. Hurdon : • ' • Sideemtn, A. Q. Dobler, E. Iihrdon, P..Roweliffe, C. -IL Sanders • - , 1.,Oivelete Committee. J •DaVie 0. Sanders R,. Dieney, E. tel. . . . , liott, Thos. Sanders, L.: Day. . Tbe nanle 6.1 Thos. Sandere was added td that . of the. Advisory Board elected bet: . .• • • . . l'lie News-Ileeord gives the. local Sanaa, capital city of. Yemen pro- vince, has been -Captured by Arab: inSuegents. • Thomae Lertnoor of Dundas was shot and s:eriouely wounded while examieing a .gure. • Mr. Geolee Tye, of Many years pr- oprietor ol The Brampton ,Titnesldied al Zrainpton. GRANO TRUNKRAILWAY SYSTEM FOR THE WEST. One way tick; at low. rates, on sale daily until 1Vlay 15th, to points in Montana, Colorado, Utah, Oregon, Washington, British Columbie, and MT. CLEMENS MI,IihMAL 13ATIIS; Thousands visit Alt. ;Clemens every year for treatment of rheinnatisre, digestive troubles, and nervous dis- orders. Situated near Detroit, it is quickly and comfortably reached by the Grand Trunk, THE CATHAR/NES wr,m," 3 171 (7.1 t71. .. 17.1 r.7. 17., .`r.7 [71 C3 r.•_! 1.7.! rl 0 fie • Ir31 24 E3 I. • id • ier011e035ideeiiii*****0411,1111.41144 EN'S NOBBY HATS AT LESS THAN COST PAICE We have decided to go out of the Men's Hat line and to :do this we are offering our $500.00 stock of Alien's Stiff and Soft Hats at nearly half price. Remember this stock is not old, but new and upwto-date, having put in $250.00 worth of this year's styles leSS than three months ago. 75c Bats for 50c MEN'S STIFF AND 'SOFT W047FELT HATS IN BLACK, SILK BINDING, REGULAR 75e, SALE PRICE Otio $1.00 HATS FOR 60c MEN'S STIFF AND SOFT 1311 -ACK FELT WITII SILK BIND- INGS, ALL SIZES, REGULAR $1.00, SALE PRICE 75n $1.25 HATS FOR 75c . MEN'S SOFT FELT HATS IN BLACK AND LIGHT GREY, ALL SIZES REGULAR $L25,FOR 75c $1.50 MEN'S'"HATS FOR $1.00 . MEN'S ALL WOOL FEL!P HATS, NEWEST UP -TQ -DATE STY- LES" IN BROWN, BLACK AND PEARL GREY, REGIJe LAR $1.50, FOR ' 1, .... „, „ .... $1,00 $2.50 WAKEFIELD HATS "FOR $1.50 • WAKEFIELD'S NEW, , UP -TO -D A.TE HATS IN STIFF AND SOFT '811,APES, IN BROWN, GREY AND BLACK, THIS YEAR'S • STYLE, REGULAR $2.50, SALE PRICE $1.130 . . :$3.00 KING FIATS FOR $1,50 THE CELEBRATED KI RAT IN So T AND STIFF STYLES IN BLACK AND BR WN, Up -TO -D TE STYLES, REGULAR . $3:Q0, S, ALE PRICE., • , • • MEN'S IIALP HOSE 25c 25 DOZ: MEWS FANCY LISLE THREAD HALF HOSE'BLACK • GROUND .WITH FANCY STR/PES AND CHECKS, FINE QUALITY, REGULAR 50e, SALE PRICE; ' • 3 LINEN COLLARS FOR 25c . . , MEN'S LINEN COLLARS IN ALL THE LEADING SI-IAPES, ALL " • SIZES,'REGULAR 15e, SALE PRICE , • .. 3 FOR 25o . • . • 0 Li 0 0 0 ri r r-, 37, 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 tico.ssors R. -Coat. :CLINTON. x El 0 0 D 0 0 0 0 123 0 0 0 0 It4a1C1'gia•AEI‘E;I .13.13./.3* 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 00 ' rioshion.. : • :Alexander the Great had a twist. In ;leek; . therefore..beceme..fask. tenable for every One Melee monarch's court to carry the neck in •the agree . • I. • _ • • • • HR GRET DECISION, • • . . What Happened ;When Salile. On the Tailor Who l'inew. - Two young women: had,•been discuss- ing the undoubted firmness 'of. 'charac- ter possessed by die onenamed '"$al - "tour nose and:.chin," declared Nannette, "denete great decision and exeeutife ability." •• • I "Well," Said Sallie, .q have been Ie.' your .tailor, and I want t� know; what You 'sent me -to"• . • • : "Why," said her friend, "1 sent you to Wm beCause I like tine . He knows o wellwbat 1 want . Ile takes every- thing out Of your ho.nds.” . •:,."Ae simply deesi" said:. Sallie, went In there today- and fold him .I wanted to have a 'gown suit inad.e up. !You don't' want brevin,madam,' he -I said I did.' 110 contradieted•me; 'Von have too -sallow.. a skin to „Wear brown, madam. Here is -a. cloth' suita- ble for You, and- he Showed Me. a hid- ' sous mixed thing iagray. and. black." "Did you take it?" asked Jeannette: . "I did," replied Sallie.. .")31t for. a. long time I was very firm aboutnot wanting the goods. That was while we. were talking about the way to ,make the coat. I mentioned. an Eton. But he triniledat Me in pity. 'Oh, no, madatn,' he said sadly, !ion twee 'wear .an Eton. It takes a very oroeng Indy to. wearnia ,Eton. What you watt Is a eoat cut just four inches below' the waist line.'-'. "Then he' asked me to stand up, and I stood itp,and he whipped out hiseape measure and measured' me while I was trying 'to tell • him 1 didn't want any- thing to do with him. I talked the way . you talk in a nightmare; you know, realizing perfectly well what you want to say and not being able to say it" , Sallie. paused dejectedly, "What I want to know is," she continued, after a moment's silence, "how it haPpened. For I've got a Duke Of Wellington nose and all 'the other features that go to make up a strong *minded person, and you know verf-'well that the nose ,of that tailor is a stub, and he hasn't any said Ieannette with- a little giggle, "you'll like your 'suit." "Shall I?".orttlil fartille hopefully. - The waters of this famous well are a *eat speelfle for theumatism,, gout, neuralgia, nervot.s prostration, and ' aiso serve asa spiEndid tenie. Sito- atod On (fireot line of the Grand Tru- nk, eleven miles from Niagara Falls. Booklets give information bY itddr0•• seine J. D. McDonald, District Pas- senger Agent, Toronto, or on applic— ation to the Company's Agents at C'I ton, • The Englioillinan. Abread. An English totirist entered a restau- rant and by a few fieraps of: French Was able to order dinner. tie wanted some niUShr001118, very delicious and large. Not knowing the game, hde mended a sheet of paper and pencil and sketched one. The waiter under? stood him In a second, disappeared for ten minutes and returned With a hand- oome umbrella. Ittesiena Are Slow, • "A Japanese astociatee three Ideas In the time a Russian takes dearly to• formulate, one, 1 have at in elms MOMS beside both," says a writer in the Pail Mall Gazette, "and -Abe greater length et the Wooden thigh bone, the greater ,weight of the Ithoolan musculature, gO for jug proekely nothing at - .A. Promising Four4eser:old. ' • " *- 'Baby Allot) had been scolded for Cone- tradicting. Being but four years old her mother' hardly expected that. the .lecture was fully understood or would be remembered. Site was satisfied, nowever, at supper. time wiled baby . said, ."Manama, now don't contradict; please May I have -some more limb '• . . • • . x,Ogfaxi. •• Lady—No, -we 'don't need nay' neit locks on our house.. Ours are plenty . . • good.e.nongh. . . . . Insistent Vender—T. . here, . madam; le • --uhere you are mis.taken, ,To be,reallY- up to date tit this time of year You ought to put on spring locks. • . : - • withIt is reported in New "ircrk tha - • ' Vice -President Gage E. Tarbell will dra,w froni the Eqluitablo Lifet and start. a new company. 0 0 00 00 0 0 0 0 0 0 • 0 0 0-0 0 Established an. Whotiping Cough, CrOup,.Gronehi COugh, Grip, Aathma,.Diphtker. . • 3.3eesoiono lea boon to Aathen Moe, • env.xxxxr, I. along established and standard rentedy for the dieoneee indicatwi It cum because the air ren- dered strongly anthieptic is carried over the diseased sur- faces of the bronchia tubes with pVery breath, ering prolonged and constant treatment. Thae of a consurap• awl tendency, or sufferers from chronic bronchitis, find immediate relief front coughs or inflamed conditions of Vape..Cresolene In?told by druggists or ,tent pre. . • paid on receipt a price. . A Napo•Cresoicne out it including a bottle of ffresolend,O.TA' ffeinl.for • free • illustrated booklet. Liirmixo MILES M. Ltd,' Agent3, 28854 3antes St. , Montreal, Caliatia. , : ' 'I.et Hint )ystit.. . "No," said the optimist; "1 never bike my trOttbles to bed with me.". . "Its all right to say :thee now," re- plied Vie pessimist, "but -.wait till you have a few ingrowing,nells" : , • • -. : , Not litetirely, Indifferent. ' ' . • . • : , , • • • . • ' • • 'COLD SETTLES IN TI:IP BACK. It hits people in a tender RNA and • makes it mighty bard to brae°. up. Neryiline takes that kink out of your . Friend—Yen don't Sate how many Nervu, pen,strates, that's why it ° people have to hang on to the straps thes, that's why relldi coules. so soon, Railroad Magnate -4)h, yes, We d6 cures. Five tikes stronger than or - It makes considerable wear .and tear on the straps.dinary remedies, Nerviline can't tail • , • As She linderatood to cure lame .backi lumbago, sciatica and neuralgia. Nerviline is instant death to all muscular pain, For ne- arly fifty years it has been th?, lar- gest selling liniment in Canada. Bet- ter try it. . . Old Shoe' Throurringd ' ' Old shoe throwing is done for many. purposes. In Ireland the election of a person to almost any office Is concluded by throwing an old shoe over his head. Yellow and Fog. A rather odd feet about yellow Is that it yellow light has greater power of penetration in foggy weather than a pure white one, It has been proved that the yellowish light of oil or gait a lighthouse lantern can be men farther out at sea than can the pure 3 . white of an electrie lamp. • k tV441 / "1 eOuld have Married may girl pleased In my younger days," sold tho old bachelor, • "We really too bad," rejoined tl3o pretty widow, "that yen were unable ;to find one your cattle please," • • • To Their Credit. lftse Oldhlood—Are your family ear- ly eettlers? Mrs. Newblood---Yes, Pant alWaYs pare every bill on the first of the month, N e b DODDS' (\ pILLS -=-1,s 4Pati 'ADT A 1( ;41 Inhu f s'aY ss n e pu I leis in „