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SEAFORTH, ONTARIO, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 29, 1986
Sect+nd class mall registration Number 0696
Trick or treat
Ghosts, goblins and other strange creatures will be making their way
from home to home, receiving treats and playing tricks this Friday night.
But parents, motorists and especially the young children who are dressed
in their favorite Hallowe'en costumes should be careful this Hallowe'en'
night. Hallowe'en is a big night for many kids and to make It safe,
parents are advised to review Hallowe'en safety rules with their children.
Remind children to stay in a group with their friends; never enter cars
or strange houses and trick or treat down one side of the street, then the
other. If dressed in dark costumes, the young trick or treaters may be
hard to see by a passing motorists. Warn kids not to criss-cross streets --
for their own safety.
Costumes should be designed with safety as well as creativity in mind.
Retro -reflective tape on costumes will Improve chances of being seen by
motorists. Masks with narrow eye slits hinder a child's visibility. If a
mask Is used, enlarge eye -holes and tighten the mask so it will not slip.
Motorists are also urged to use extreme caution on Hallowe'en night.
Be aware there are ghosts and goblins out there. But remember they're
only kids.
Perhaps the last and most important safety rule is that children not eat
candy until their parents have checked it. There have been cases where
candy has been laced with drugs and sharp pieces of metal embedded in
fruit.
And to make sure treats such as homemade candy are not thrown
away, homeowners should give out treats that have been commercially
manufactured and wrapped. it will alleviate many worries.
Let's do our best to make Hallowe'en a happy occasion.
CARVING OUT A PUMPKIN — When the kindergarten class at St.
James Separate School decided to carve pumpkins for Hallowe'en
everyone got Into the act. Melissa Etue, Lorraine Blake and Danielle
eee
Klstner were three of the class who were up to their elbows, at least,
In pumpkin. Mcilwralth photo
$1.44 day a sport for all
I HERE'S THE BEEF
by Carolanne Doig
It's a spectator sport and a participator's
sport. it requires good reflexes, quick
thinking. and speed'. There's body contact
and it pays to get up early and plan your
strategy. You can play individually or as a
teamit's a great Canadian pastime played
by women of all ages and by some men.
People drive for miles toplay, ith looking
forward to their monthly gamegreat
anticipation. battling it out 'tit they're a
winner. and then returning home exhausted
but triumphant..,.and it's called 51.44 day
Don't laugh until you've tried it. 1 ve
played
people sayes I'mnd nevertglike
oinggolf
back.I've
heard
aho! but they're hooked and they return time
tend time again.
t usually enter its, part of a team comprised
of mother. sister' iin'd aunt. but there are no
set rules. You can go it'blone, or with a friend,
or even take your spouse...thowever. exper-
ieneehas proven this is a poor tactical moves.
Team play Is more fun and usually more
successful You need a pilot to drive the car to
thestore. and ha crt cart ivbu i
nk
evrryonc gtsaayou haven't been to
St 44 day)
The game actually begins days before
theer Out come
red pens ann the ad dyoutyo ucirclt in e evere y bargain that
attracts you and check what department it's
in. I always plan very carefuily. however in
the heat of battle. er. i mean the game.
sometimes forget what 1 came for. Not only
that but the toilet paper is often piled eight
feet high over in the children's wear
department quickly cancelling out all hope of
rf
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following my preplanned route.
Oh yes, back to the beginning. After the
ads have been literally laced with red. the
team has been chosen, as well as the vehicle
with the biggest trunk, it's off to Stratford
where finding a parking spot is the next big
point getter. W ith one pilot, one navigator
and two people searching fora space, you can
be parked after only 17 trips around the lot.
Today is not a day to worry about getting
close if need be anything within two miles is
OK.!
Flom the peaceful picture of the full
parking lot you enter the doors of the arena, 1
mean store. The noise Is deafening and the
first thing you do Is split your team sending
the fastest to the back entrance while the
other two guard the main doors. Now the
great cart caper begins. You see. there are
never enough carts for all the players. So as
the finished players come through the
checkout you request their cart. Sometimes
it's already spoken for, sometimes it's
practically emptied before the poor player
gets to the 1111....and sometimes they are
stolen right out from under your nese with all
your bargains in it. The first pair to get a cart
sends the runner back to the other door, One
cart is usually enough to get you going. The
pilot remains with the cart at all costs while
teammates fan out with their lists. "Toilet
paper? over there!' "light bulbs?" over
there! "Where are the potted plants?" The
pilot must be on her toes. Steering is
dangerous. The aisles are crowded with
bargains, people and the most dangerous of
all. an abandoned cart. A quick stop often
means your heels will be clipped and since
there are no arrows or one way signs the
traffic snarls can cause violent outbursts.
Some teams bring in little old ladies or
babies but don't feel sorry for them. This Is
merely a good tactic. I've Seen little oldgtttifes
body check their way to the banana bread
with a vengeance and also seen little tykes
tearing back to team carts with the loot.
They're so little they scoot in and out of the
clothes racks laden with bargains.
After aood couple of hours of frantic
shopping. $oockeying for position, and saying
sorry. excuse me' 750 times. the carts are
full. the tempers are short, and it's time to
check out Once again the line ups are
humongous. The cashiers go double time and
the huge yellow bags nil up one after another.
How are you ever going to carry it all. Team
work. that's how. Send a runner to open the
trunk and the other three relay it to the car.
The final tally? Everyone's a winner but
the serve was mare than a 51.44.
Being male easier to handle
There are times when i still think being a
mak would be the easier path in life.
Sometimes being a female is more trouble
than it's worth
For once f would like to be able to gel up in
the morning. splash my fare with water.
hrvsh my teeth, run my fingers through my
hair, and feel confident enough to face the
day. Impossible.
For some strange reason. unlike the males
Mrn can zip in and out of the shower, dress
and he ready for work 'even shaving has gone
out of style thanks to Miami Vices Don
Johnson i, life for we females isn't quite that
Almost without question a quick dip in the
Rie
st in .and mousse, more often resem�
io ram to g gelem bled bird's nest than human
iddet corrects
Grossman morning is necessary in order to eliminate a
6�r i�
heir -do. which hanks to
I would like to canniest sense errors and
ar
eee cing contained to a speech by PC
i reader tarry- Grocsrnian to the Huron PC
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erssatian in Brussels Pari of the speed)
was repented m the Expositor on October 22.
feat
de mol wish to deal wine Mr Grossman's
personal attacks. for Chet is not my style. hut
it i` eiecrnrate far Mr. Gr saman to say Heal
the ' 'mark Family Farm Interest Rate
Reduction rOFFTRRS program is the only
significant farm inituative fve introduced.
l am very proud of the fact T was able to
have the very highly successful OFFTTRR
pmgrern extended for another three years at
an expeirditu a of Si SO million, and much
mote has been done. in fact, i have
'introduced and oommi"Ited funds fat some 38
new or enhanced initiatives in my 18 months
aL5 Minister.
The Gelatin Federation of Agrieulttire has
deerlyrecognited this let me q to from the
report the federation pr'esen'ted to the
pfovinclal cabinet haat Week.
. fi said: ""free OFA Would like to commend
air active Minister of AgtieoTture and Food
rind an ebvi'onsly supportive Peeirrier. Teen -
serer and Cabinet for reeving gtsickiy On a
number of important igsu'ee to the farm
c nientrnity.
"We recognize and Stepped the initiatives
the govemrnent has taken to:
--tackle the interest tate problem by
intriteli etin`g and late modifying the Ontario
Finny Farm Interest Rete Reduction
rOFFIRR) progratte
provude fiharic al st�'ppott Mad advice to
farmers tlnioitgh ri
the Farers 10 Transition
4.TT O program.
increase the funding level for the
eirtnage
.appoint the Right to Fano task force.
the wonders of
ripen the crop insurance p g hies an unass
nice % hair
prelude funds for four rural child care Then, while males caro undoubtedly
pro
strongly defend the interests of the proveed to their morning destination with wet
tegarin rnducers in the bilateral tta'de hair. confident it will Ise dry and still in place
discos -Min " upon arrival, the females plight is east
There are only sense of the undertakings, beginning.
but i think the OFA report clearly sets
record straight There were a number of other
pnints contained in Mr. Grossman's speech,
gulche although not rt'ported in the Exposi-
tor. should also be corrected.
Since the change in government in June,
0s15. the budget for the Ministry of
Agriculture and Food has increased 39 per
cent. net 10.5 per cent as indicated in Mr.
G isran's
swede.
It is also mcbrred for Mr. Grossman to say
nay llmistry is going to phase out funding for
the International Plowing Match. We will be
giving as much, if not More support to the
pinwing match. but in a different form, under
an agreement signed with the Ontario
Plowmen's Association. Execitive members
of the association concur with all aepeds of
the agreement, which was prepated in full.
consultation with the association.
My government also acted quickly and
responsibly to help fall feni's approach'. the
Ontario Liability Insurance Pool to obtain
coverage at a"reasonable rate, such as the
fairs at Seaforth, Brussels,Tiowiek, Clinton,
Huron Central and Bayfield'. qq
T Took forward to eontiriling to work With inormation.
The common defense against hair which
will be in disarray by the tern your
destination is readied. is of course the
application of piles of mousse and gel. That's
the easy part. it is after the application of
those two substances that the battle teeny
begins.
The next step is to dry that wringing wet
mop you call your hair. And if here is time
even that ma be accomplished with some
SWEATSOCKS
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successhowever, in my case. because of my
liking to sleep late, time is usually of the
essence, and the hair -do less successful.
taw heal drying is almost assuredly out of
the question. so therefore, is a sculptured
hair -do. A brush and comb. likewise, are too
time consuming and the net result is quite
often a "what you see is what you get"
appearance • rarely much better than the look
you slatted out with in the early hours of the
morning.
Since more often than not. the female with
this lovely look is not one to be comfortable
imitating Tina Turner, the next step 15
invariably an attempt to remedy the situa-
tion. This usually means undergoing a 10 to
15 minute land that's rushing it) struggle to
eliminate, via curling brush and -or iron, any
curl your hair might have taken naturally and
exchange it for a bevy of artificial curls,
situated at key points on your head.
Even then the look is usually not the one
sought, and the curls are quite often flattened
by gobs of styling gel, bangs spiked with the
sante goop. then the entire mess wet down
with water. and the process started all over
again.
Now that the hair no longer fits the paten
who weals it, it is almost necessary for the
female to spend hours achieving the look,
through a myriad of cosmetics, which
complement it That in itself can be a
frustrating expefience.
And when the appropriate look is finally
achieved it is almost destined to failure once
the safe confine of one's home is abandoned
for the dampness of the streets, which has
become almost characteristic of this area.
The hairdo, which took so many hours to
perfect. is guaranteed to wilt, and the face, if
it remains intact, like the hair -do, will quickly
lase its freshness under the wear and tear of
the weather.
Ti is indeed tough to be a female in today's
society While the guys can rest assured that
"au navel" in reference to them means
simply"no additives" the term when applied
to their female counterparts takes on an
entirely different meaning.
In today's society, intent upon competing
for the most beautiful look, day in and day
out. "an naturel" in. reference to the female
is more apt to describe that look which was
contrived through the most artificial means,
yet appears as though it wasn't.
When all that is considered, I think I'd
rather be a guy.
Teachers have great P.D. day
The Ontario Public School Teachers'
Federation • Huron wants the residents of
Huron County tee !mow of the tremendous
Professional Development Day held 'On
October 24 in Exeter. The theme was
"Apiculture in the Classroom." It dealt with
the easily obtained resouruee available for
teachers to use with their agriculturally
related curriculum topics. Many commodity
groups participated to answer numerous
nestions from teachers wishing current
he agricultural Vrtilnunieg in this type of Jack Wilkinson, representing thb street ori
o
coo erativeandcetistr•uc'tiveMannerin'order federation elf Agriculture talked efstres be
p
le engine a prosperous fault kr tine theist the farm and of. what t
important industry. aware and heve they can help theit ir students
Sincerely, A Huron County bountiful" lunch was
• JackRindell prepared by the Huron South District
Minister' ofAg'ric rltureMidFood Women's I'n'stitute to illustrate the quantity
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and wide variety of cops grOwu by our
fanning neighbors. This same group present'
ed four Agri -Kits to the Huron County Board
of Education. These materials are fully
prepared to be used in classrooms and were
well received by teachers. Jack Riddell,
Ontario Agriculture Minister spoke of the
impact agriculture has on our world and
a'dd'ressed the challenges facing the farming
sector. He did feel there is a future in fanning
chem With the task of making our
next�egeneeration more aware of the food
fndustty and becoming fnfornted consumers
of fond products.
The teachers' tederations suppbrfed and
helped organize the day along with the Teuton
County Federation of Agriculture Huron
South District Women's institute Ontario
Ministry of Agriculture and Food Huron
County Office and the Huron County Board 01
Education. OPSTF-Huron as one of those
sponsors feels special recognition must be
publicly paid to numerous donors and
exhibitors who made the day so suceessftd.
A hearty thank you is extended ten Norfhan
Alexander, Londesboro; Ausable-Bayfield
Conservation Authority; Jim and Pat Barites,
Freezer lambs.