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SEAFORTH, ONTARIO
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ED BYRSK.I, General Manager
HEATHER McILWRAITH, Editor
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SEAFORTH, ONTARIO, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 3,-1986
Second class mall registration Number 0896
Names released
Although most weekly newspaper report-
ers are used to wearing a multitude of hats, as
shortage of staff require scribes to be
everything from police reporter to theatre
critic, there is one form of 'headgear that is
never worn by the weekly journalist -- that of
restaurant critic.
The reasons for this seeming oversight are
obvious. First of all, slamming local eateries
would do nothing at all to enhance the paper's
image with local businessmen, More impor-
tantly, as most weekly sheets have fewer
reporters than your car has tires, it would not
be long before the identity of the f od writer
was well known around the area meaning
that he or she would soon have o drive a
minimum of fifty miles to be sure o obtaining
a hamburger without getting p ferential
treatment.
The job of the restaurant writer has never,
at any rate, been one I've had any desire to
do. The benefit of being able to at a meal
once a week at the paper's expe se, would
soon be outweighed' by the etestable
prospect of having to come up with new ways
to say "delicious" or "inedible" each week.
Howeverarecent dining "experience" in a
restaurant in a nearby city has propted me
to think that just this once, it wouldbe fun to
be a dining columnist, My review I would go
something like this: •
My companion and I, .having,a decided
preference for Italian food, were eagerly
anticipating a taste sensation at (name
omitted because a man who lives on
cheeseburgers and sandwiches really has no
business writing restaurant reviews) because
of it's excellent reputation for pizza�and pasta
dishes, not to mention afonnidablesalad bar.
The atmosphere of the place wai3 comfort -
FROM THIS ANGLE
by Patrick Raftis
able and casual and from first indications the
service would be prompt and courteous. A
waitress appeared at our table almost
immediately and took drink orders -- beer of
Course, what else would you have with pizza.
After the usual heated oonference over
toppings, my companion maintaining that
even one olive can contaminate an entire
pizza while I insist no pizza is complete
without them, we ordered and began to wait,
and wait.
After about half -an -hour, not a truly
unreasonable time, but not fast food status
either, our waitress returned with a bemused
and apologetic grin on her face.
"You're not going to believe this, but Pete
dropped your pizza," she informed us:
Realizing that anyone, even Pete, can
make mistakes, I decided that Pete probably
bore my pizza no real malice and deserved
another chance. I was especially willing to
forgive and forget since the waitress was
prepared to produce drinks on the house
while we waited for Pete to rectify his
mistake.
After finishing my second beer on a
still -empty stomach, I was distressed to see
our waitress again approaching the table
some time later, sans pizza. Rather than
stopping however, this time she proceeded
right past our table with nary a word, her face
bearing an expression of acute embarrass-
ment. Instead, a man bearing the demeanor
of someone of substantial importance in this
establishment appeared at our table.
This man was also bearing another drink,
which is probably the only reason t didn't
attack him with my salad fork as he told us his
news.
Though apparently Pete had performed his
part of the operation admirably this time, and
although this has never happened "twice at
the same table in one night, some bungler
named Casey had, we were told, sent our
second pizza to the same ignominious fate as,
the first one.
Rather than simply asking directions to
McDonalds at this point, I made a bold
decision to see this thing through to the end
and directed the messenger to attempt hi
deliver us yet a third pizza. I tried to imagine
the delight with which Casey and Pete would
jointly receive this news.
Our much -delayed pizza finally came,
through this time, delivered right to our table
by a man we were told was no less a
personage than the "kitchen manager." 1
didn't know whether to be thrilled or starved.
After the appearance of the pizza, our
waitress again felt it was safe to return to the
vicinity of our table, bringing with her a fork,
which she proceeded to drop on the floor,
rather than on the table.
"You know," she informed us, "There's a
lovely restaurant just down the street."
For her honesty alone, I'd give the place a
passing rating.
Th9 Seaforth Huron Expositor last week covered the news of a major
drug investigation and subsequent charges in Huron County. The story
involved 33 persons, 32 of them 18 years of age and older and one young
offender.
In most incidents involving the police and the courts, this newspaper
does not publish the names ot those who are charged. In this case, The
Huron Expositor is following company's editorial policy which includes
provision for covering in detail those events which Involve serious Illegal
offences such as drug trafficking in our area.
This newspaper will be following through to its conclusion the
disposition of these charges, and any other charges that are made as a
result of this particular investigation.
Liquor laws
Ontario's liquor laws are being investigated and at the end of a series
of public hearings in October the people of Ontario can look forward to
some sweeping changes to the province's liquor laws.
The public hearings, an attempt to update the outdated Liquor Licence
Act, will be conducted by an advisory committee set up by the Ministry of
Consumer Relations which will be visiting 18 Ontario cities where
submissions to the committee on the liquor laws will be welcomed.
At the end of the sessions, the committee should have a good Idea of
the public's opinloh on a number of Iiquor'niatters inctu'ifing: moving the
drinking age from 19 to 21; whether the majority is in favor of the selling
of beer and wine In convenience stores - an election promise made by the
Ontario Liberals; and the extending of hours in ilcenced establishments.
Already there is indication the major point to be debated Is the legal age
at which people will be allowed to consume alcohol.
Public reaction at the outset appears to favor increasing the age to 21
from 19. With the exception of those involved in the liquor business and
those in the 19 to 21 age bracket, or nearing it, there will probably be
little opposition to such a move.
There are legitimate arguments in favor of hiking the age back to 21.
Highway statistics can be used to show that a certain percentage of those
under 21 who use alcohol are involved In collisions. Experts may also be
called to point out that those in that age bracket are not physiologically
developed enough to handle booze properly and of course there will be
many who can point out that alcohol use inhibits scholastic effort.
However, there also seems to be a trend towards the liberalization of
the liquor laws with the selling of wine and beer In grocery stores and
extending hours of operation for liquor outlets up for consideration. For
the tourist industry, bar owners and the breweries, the increased
availability of alcohol will be nothing short of a boon.
Boosting the age limit will obviously have some beneficial results, but
it basically only delays a problem and falls far short of solving the greater
problem that is equally evident In the older segment of the population.
If those on the advisory committee and others who will be making
presentations spent their time educating teenagers about the pitfalls of
alcohol use, and if many of those from the current legal age provided
better examples, their efforts would perhaps be more beneficial and of
more lasting value.
GOTA JOB TO DO — This soccel',goalle makes a motion to go after
this penalty kick sent in the direction of the net by Boyd Devereaux.
COMMUNITY CALENDAR
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phone the recreation office at 527-0882 or the Expositor at 527-0240, Or mall the
information to Community Calendar, The Huron Expositor, Box 89, Seaforth,
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Calendar Is donated by The Huron Expositor.
Wednesday, September 3
1:30.4:30 p.m. - Senior Shuffleboard at
the Arena.
7 p.m. - Men's Industrial Playoffs.
8 p.m. - Fitness for Flet
8:30 p.m. • Men's Industrial Playoffs.
Friday, September 5
7:30.10:20 p.m. - Roller Skating at the
Arena
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Saturday, September 6
Annual Men's invitational Golf Tourna•
meat.
Sunday, September 7
Men's ttichistiial Playoffs
Monday, S'eptember 8
Men's Industrial Playoffs
The Huron County Health Unit will offer
a Planning Your Retirement" work-
shop on FSiday September 19 in the
Huronview Auditorium. Dave Echlin,
Education Consultant, London, Life
finsCurance Comfacilitate the
workshopp Cost $25 - includes coffee
breaks lunch, handout materials. Pre -
,registration required by Wednesday,
September 10. Call 524=8301.
Tuesday, September 9
ladies Industrial Playoffs
6:30 p.m. - Hospital Auxiliaryrink
supper and meeting will be helm St.
Thomas Parish H . 5 ra tett Angela
Dawson, B.Sc.N. "Ii 9 Just Your
Nerves." Please bring own dishes and
cutlery.
s AS pArt. - Seafar3lr Warden's tnatitte
will meet at the hotfte of Mrs. Jim keys.
Wed. September, 10
1:30-4:30 tan, - Senior Shuffleboard at
the Arena.,
7 p.m Meir"s industrial Playa ff§•,
8 p.m. • fitness for F it&
am pm, - Men's tndtistiat Playoffs.
fi:15 pro. Seaforth Eortieultural Society.
Meeting at Seaforth Pebble Sennett:
Dessert meeting with area socdetnes
invited Members please bring hero for
preserve auction. lberyone weleotia.
The Second Annual Quilt Show at the
Huron County Pioneer Museum iii stow
open. Over 100 samples, handcrafted;
Will be on display at 110 North 'SL
Coders hr until September 14. ,teegula •
admissialthiC odes the show. Dont miss
rt.
In houseleague playoff action Wednesday night the Grey team
defeated Red 2-1 on penalty kicks. Mctlwraith photo
No place like home - mine!
As much as Ienjoy the time I spend visiting
with my parents I must admit it D always
nice to get back home. I must also concede
that mom and dad are probably just as
relieved if not glall, to see me go. This
weekend I think I was able to fully
understand why.
The entire clan, and more, were bane over
the tabor Day weekend, and chaos nearly
erupted on several oc essions. It seems we've
all forgotten what it is like to live In a full
house.
Now, everyone wants to shower at the
same time. The net result therefore is a mad
scramble for the washroom first thing in the
morning. Everyone knows that the first
person in the shower is guaranteed hdt water,
and depending on the length of his -her
shower there may even be some hot Water left
for the second and third candidates,
However, to reap the benefits of a hot
shower there are certain luxuries one has t9
be willing to give up - the least of which is
sleep.
It seems the cleanest person at our house
over the weekend, was not necessarilythe
most refreshed. That person payed d+ for
his -her cleanliness. For the privilege of being
the first in the shower, one was forced to
sleep very lightly the night before. The
person who slept with limbs poised and ready
to sprang from one's bed most frequently was
theperson who either enjoyed a hot shower,
or suffered from severe cramping in the
morning. The person, however, who found it
a struggle to get out of bed in the morning,
inevitably was the most refreshed looking
since he -she always had a reasonable exerse
SWEATSOCKS
by Heather Mcllwraith
to keep on steeping. After all, Why rush to get
up if the only prospect that faces you, is a cold
shower. Everyone understands the fact you
couldn't appear in public with a hairdo that
looked like it had been arranged by a flock of
wayward seagulls.
Another problem one encounters on those
weekends when everyone else derides to go •
home as well, is finding a place to sleep.
Bedding is delegated on a first-come, first
served basis, so the last one home cense-
quently sleeps on the floor, or a fold away cot
or fold away bed, neither of which are muds
better than the floor.
Actually the best bet for the last one home
would be to toss a sleeping bag in the
washroom, lock the door and stay therm.
Then they'd have at least one advantage -
first access to the shower.
Td also forgotten what it was like to live
with a sisterwho likes to spend a fair portion
of time primping - and for what I'm never
quite
sure...... this weekend was no exception.
And since she had a friend visiting Who
obviously enjoyed the same pursuit, the
house soon became heavy laden with tubes of
styling gel, mousse and perfume and a maze
of curling irons, curling brushes and blow
dryers. Of course there were also lots of guys
milling around as well.
Another part of history that was relived on
the weekend was the Mcllwraith revetlie
instead of being serenaded In the early
morning hours b a bugle, the household was
treated to the bizarre and extremely Loud
facsimiles of "music°' tranyysisterchose to•have
bellow hero herghettoblaster. That "music" ,
and the volume of it caused a number of
squabbles to take place between my Sister,
and my brother. He found it necessary to
continual reeuest "it" be turned down, and
When that didn't work, hit the volume or
power switch himself.
There were other squabblesmSwell,..,over
who deserved to get the end cut of the tit;
over who would wash and who would dry the
dishes; over who got the cmu& and who got
the chairs when watching television; over
what television drannels One should watch;
over what was the better team it heathen;
over who should park where in the driveway;
over who was yearning whose clothes; and
Over who were the better euchre and -or
cribbage players.
A i enjoyed my weekend home, but
rmstashappy tohebadcinSeaforth where
the atmosphere is a little less frazzled.
There is certainly no plate like borne, and
sometimes it's good to have two of them.
County man beats record
IN THE YEARS AGorrE
SEPTEMBER3,1886
At the Irish games at Boston, on the 5th of
August, Mr. O. Perry, of this county m
throwing the 56 lb. weight for height,
attained the height of 14_ feet, 2 inches,
heath* the record by one foot, three Indies
and defeating West, the American Champion
and other eminent athletes.
Mr. John Morgan, Of Rayfield, has sold his
hotel property to Mr Swarts, of Clinton for
the sumo03,550 Medallion to the betiding,
Mr.. Morgan gives m one Acre of land.
Mr. Martin CherietWorth, the foonder and
former proprietor of the Egmondvill bas
after an absence of six or seven years,
returned to Seaforth to reside and occupies
Mrs. Davidson's residence on John Street,
SEPTEMBERIlr 1911
.. bowlers skippe by Mr.GP'.
The rink of assodatton
Coling, won second prize in the
match at the Exeter tournament last week•
The rink was composed as follows J. Grieve;
vide; John; Beattie, 'w. Amens and G. F.
Colling,"skip,
Th'e rifle team of the' Collegiate Cadet
Corps, who took part in the Matches in
Toronto and Ottawa recently did remarkably
well, having won over $175 in prize money.
Mr. Dan Shanahan, of town and Mr. J. A.
Selly, of Listowel, are enjoying A trip down
week, given by the
the St. fawnence this
Brockvelle Carnage Ce,.
SF TEaMBER4,1036
Twin colts, horn_ recently. on the farm of
Joseph Murray, McKillop Township, were
an unusual occsrrrreence aorording to . arrners
of the district, The bolts are both in excellent
shape•
September4, sixty years ago F 1day was a
disasterous day for the then pioneer town of
Seaforth, F5rewhichbrokeoutabout2 o'clock
in th'e, morning of that day destroyed
property valued;at more than $150,000.., ..
to
Seaforth pupils, 392 of them, remitted
theirdesks on Tuesday n"aordmg, Both public
parate rt an ints+ease in
Arid se schools I�po
attendance over the last year, the former 13
more, with 194 and the latter two mote, with
48. The Collegiate has 1,660 pupils compared
with 153 last year.
AUGIIST31,19815
Seaforth baseball wound up when Jsvernie
AllStats. met and defeated the Seaforth
Legion, The, All-Star, team includes: Bruce
Dale, TOM Phillips, Claire I.aramondon, Eric
McCue, J.S. Patterson, Peter Siileryr, Fred'
Kelm, Bob Papple, Tom Dick and Bob With,:
Seaforth swimmers took top place in the
last of eseries of Meets when Exeter visited
the poet Monday and_ at the sante tithe
broke five records at the Seaforth pool. v
Two area winners Were announced thin
weekinttresixthElmerSafetyContest,which
concludedlast week. Winners included Beat%
Camnbell, ERI, Seaforth and Ross Craig, RRA
2, Slid; They each received Sono lltes.