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Stats are staggering
OPINION—
Kicking the viewing habit
FROM THIS ANGLE
I'm in the process of kicking the habit. It's
not easy.
Oh, Pm still smoking about a pack a day.
Still quaffing the occasional brew. Still
indulgmg myself with most of the vices I have
had for years.
It's another, perhaps even more addictive,
type of habit from which I am attempting to
free myself. Chronic television viewing.
For the first 21 years or so of my life, I
managed not to succumb to what is
widely -known as "The Couch Potato Syn-
drome". Although I logged my share of tube
time during those years, it was usually just
while filling in time between involvement in
more productive activities; i.e. almost
anything.
However, in the past three years or so,
since I took up living a bachelor's existence,1
have discovered myself spending more and
more hours absorbing the offerings of the
glowing box in my living room. It was not
always this way.
My first endeavor at dwelling away from
my parental home, took place in an apartment
shared with four other people, one of whom,
had contracted couchpotatoitls at a very
early age.
This guy, if given the opportunity by the
rest of us, would sit glued to the tube, not
even bothering to change the channel.
If it was time for Laverne and Shirley, then
he took in a half-hour of one of the stupidist
shows ever aired. If the current offering was
little House on the Prairie, the Little House
on the Prairie it would,be.
Our efforts to interest him in any other
activity, from a game of cards to a couple of
by Patrick Raftis
beer and some conversation, were constantly
greeted with a grunted "Wait 'till the
commercial". At this point, the rest of us
would arise, en masse, and head to: the mall,
the bar, anywhere we could be sure there was
more going on than a re -run of Gilligan's
Island.
Only recently have I been able to
understand how my former roommate could
have stood so much abuse from the idiot box.
It's so easy.
Home from work at five, take in a couple of
back-to-back re -runs of some comedy classics
like W KI1P in Cincinatti and Barney Miller.
Then it's six o'clock and time for The News
(even couch potatoes must keep up with
current events). From seven to eight, get
your daily fix of Mash re -runs while you eat
supper and clear up the dishes, and already,
after only three hours of warm-ups, you're
into PRIME TIME PROGRAMMING for the
rest of the evening.
I could have gone on this way indefinitely,
had it not been for a miraculous event
occurring two nights ago. Right in the middle
of Moonlightling, the images, on my screen
wavered briefly, then vanished completely. I
tried everything, the converter, the fine
tuner, even those mysterious little knobs on
the back of the set, all in vain. My TV had
died.
After the initial shock had subsided, I
concluded it would be necessary to find some
alternate form of activity. Staring morosely at
the blank screen simply would not do.
So I turned on the radio, dug out my
battered manual typewriter and wrote a long
overdue letter to a friend. Finishing this task
felt so good, I went at some other
much -put -off correspondence. I was on a roll.
The next tubeless evening found me
actually making an effort to clean up my
apartment. My much -neglected automobile
got washed the same night. Then, wonder of
wonders, I still had some time on my hands so
I took a long walk. Later, I finished reading a
book Pd been working on for what seemed
months.
Who knows? If my productivity keeps up at
this rate, I may just decide to have my old
television set bronzed, rather than repaired.
I' d keep it of course, as a sort of monument to
the hours of wasted time it has caused me. Set
on the floor, it might be just the right height
for use as a typewriter table.
I could cancel my cable subscription, five
pay-tv channels and all, and save almost as
much money as I would if I quit smoking.
Of course, if Ido that, I run a terrible risk. I
may never find out what finally did happen to
David and Maddie on Moonlighting.
Oh well, sometimes you've just got to live
dangerously.
Ag university officials and students keep up their constant clamor for
more tunds from the public coffers they may get a Tess charitable
response from beleagured taxpayers who read the recent report of a team
of psychologists from the University of Western Ontario.
Stephen Wigmore and Riley Hinson studied the drinking habits of a
group of male and female students at that institution and their fijtdings
are rather staggering, both literally and figuratively. II
It was found that 37 per cent of the males drank alcohol at leas three
times weekly, 55 per cent had more than 14 drinks and 27 per ce t had
more than 35. The figures for the females were somewhat low r, but
appeared extremely high.
Only three of the 125 students interviewed had managed to go an
entire month without booze.
The cost of the drinking habits of the students in dollars and cents is
obviously high and in some cases must reach $35 to $50 a week. It's
difficult to suggest that taxpayers and parents should be helping to pay
part of the education costs for students who have that amount of cash to
squander.
The cost in performance is also extremely high according to the
psychologists. Thirty per cent of the students indicated they skipped
classes because of their drinking habits and 40 per cent blamed booze for
lower school marks.
Even more frightening is the fact that 46 per cent of the drinkers
admitted they drove vehicles following their binges at student and
private establishments. _
While few of the students expressed any concern over their drinking
habits, the study team found that "a considerable number are
experiencing a personally unacceptable level of alcohol related
problems."
The statistics would appear to back the opinion of the psychologists
over those of the students and indicates quite convincingly that university
students do Indeed have a problem that deserves Imme correction.
Exeter -Times sat Advdca e
Puddling in the pool
by Patrick Raftis
TO THE EDITOR
Doctors still feel law is unjust
The following Is a copy of a letter sent on
behalf of the Ontario Medical Association to
the premier of Ontario.
Dear Mr. Peterson:
in our meetings last summer and fall we
advised you that the type of legislation
contained in Bill 94 was totally unacceptable
to the physicians of this province. We offered
compromise solutions to your perceived
problem, but you rebuffed us.
Since the tabling of Bill 94 last December
we have been unswerving in our opposition.
During the winter and spring we offered
further concessions which would have solved
any perceived problem without resort to the
sledge -hammer of legislation. Again you
rebuffed us.
As an ultimate protest against Bill 94, the
physibans of Ontario were forced to with-
draw all but emergency services for a period
of more than three weeks. After the Bill
became law, the general withdrawal of
services was terminated.
This does not mean that physicians accept
Bill 94 Fat from it. Indeed. I must warn you
that the repeal of the Health Care Aaaibil-
ity Act is the overriding priority of the Ontario
Medical Association.
It is a bad law, It is unjust to both
physicians and patients. The emigration of
physicians the closin of unique clinks and
the cessation of s rocedures,rhieh
you have already witnessed, are but the p of
the iceberg. Your legislation will Muse
irreparable harm to the health care system.
Ail our available resources will be devoted to
restoring the excellent system which your
government has attacked.
Your offer to negotiate a "phyaidans' bill
of rights" merely underscores our contention
that the legislation Is disrristinatory and
makes a sham of our civil liberties. Physicians
want no snore than the rights of all other
ts
ty
citizens in society, including
abrogated by the Health Care Acecassib
Act.
Sincerelyyours
Richard H. Rail'ton, its -D.
President
County respect great for Dr. Giesler
On July 22, Dr. Harry Cieslar's resignation
from the position of Medical Officer of Health
for Huron County became effective. We've
worked with him during his five year term as
MOH and are sorry to see him leave. He has
been receptive to new ideas and suggestions,
approachable for advice, and supportive of
programs. Dr. Cieslarcared about the Health
Unit staff he was responsible for and the
people of Ifinun County he served as MOH.
But most importantly, he performed his
duties honestly and straightforwardly. We
Typewriters provoke temper
It's very difficult to live with a bad temper.
For one thing it's a very hard thing to
disguise, however hard you try. Trust me • I
know about this topic of discussion.
Actually rye been doing pretty well -orsoI
tit this w w.l. That's when my
thought - un
typelvciter finally got the better of me.
tT low lknowwhythere are a such things as
gas -operated typewriters - they'd be too big a
temptation to torch. At least when you lose
your temper at an electric typewriter you've
got some guarantee you won't do too much
damage to the machine. After all, by the time
you find the outlet the thing is plugged into,
tip the Wird out of the wall and hoist the
typewriter into your anus you're either too
tired to throw it at the nearest wall • or -
you've come to your senses and the whole
idea seems childish.
On Monday the whole idea really didn't t
seem that childHsh • just expensive
stepped, muds as I hated to.
You see my outburst of temper wasn't
realiyas sudden as it plight have appeared to
theaverageonlooker, It has been building up
for some weeks now.
Had 1 known when I decided to enter the
field of journalism that 1 was going to have
such an aversion to typewriters • or more
appropriately they to me - i might have taken
a different fork in the mad. Either that, or
sought out some sdentist who would be
stoneme to one when
�arid $tabletschisels ( to send me beck in4
) were the norm,
and automation was virhratly unheard of. It's
respect him for that and for what he tried to 1 late now.
do for public health in Huron. My battle started aboutt oonnemonth a go.oAt
that time my typewriter its
SWEATSOCKS
by Heather Mclwraith
Respectfully,
Sheryl Gilbert, M.A.,
Health Education Consultant,
Huron County Health Unit.
Cathy Thomson, R..P.Dt.,
Nutritionist,
Huron County Health unit.
Lavigne victory good for the little guy
Mery Lavigne has won an historic victory in
the Supreme Court of Ontario for the
individual freedom of millions of Canadian
workers. Justice John White has ruled that
"the use of compulsory dues for purposes
other than collective bargaining. cannot be
justified in a free and democratic society
His victory is proof the little guy can still
get justice hi -Canada, even When opposed by
the might of big unionism Although he was
not alone - his court Challenge was baCked by
thousands of supporters of the National
Citizens' Coalition - it Was an Uphill battle all
the way.
The scope of the victory is hugeMore theft
three million Canadian workers are (deed to
pay more than $1.8 billion in dues each year
to unions; John Fryer, president of the
National Union of Provincial. Government
F'inployees, estimates that 15.20' per cent of
j
dues are used to support political parties and
'arises. If he's right, that could mese a union
elite is funnelling about $200 Million Into
political action each year.
We feel stronglythat Canadians should not
be compelled to support political views With
which they disagree. We agree with John
Milton
"Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and
to argue '
according to urnscrenWine ove all
liberties.
To Meta` Lavigne and all those Canadians
Min sea tosea who supported him, we can
only say. ,"thank you for standing Up for
freedom,"
Sincerely,
Colin Brown,
President,,.
National Citizens' Coalition.
At first it was just the odd sttddng of the
=singe whenever it was returned, some-
thing I really had no trouble rectifying and
which I could very easily live with. But the
illness spread and the seven stuck, then the
"T" and then the "T" refused to work at all.
When that happened I had to succumb to the
realization that nay typewriter had to take a
vacation and very 'middy, before Isent it on a
permanent one. I mean, have you ever tried
to write a sentence without 'ming a single
"T." My writing started to look like my hand
had developed something Rtmitorto a speech
impedirnent, ora very severe case of hiccups
o
Wiithh my typewriter out Of action it was
then necessary for me to find another to use.
To tell the truth it was probably easier trying
to write without using a "T". Everyone
needed their typewriter and I was forced to
smuggle them out of offices during noon
hours or coffee breaks and hope their owners
didn'ttrack them down until 'could get more
than one or two lines done on a story.
After several complaints 1 dedded to play
the Martyr for a while and try my hand at
some of the "antique" typewriters that are
lying abandoned and cobwebbed in var'i'ous
corners of our establisstment. My martyrdom
was short lived. I decided toreturn to my life
of clime. and was in the process of eyig up
my next electric target, when MY typewriter
was returned. Unfortunately though two
hours back at work and it was ready once
again to seek a temporary unemployment.
At this point one of the reeeptionists took
pity on me and allowed me to use her
typewriter, under the strictest guidelines of
course. She did not want it returned
malfunctioning.
So, when within a number of days the
machine had eaten too many ribbons to count
I was getting a little concerned. And when it
suddenly started spewing out strange grtnd-
ing noises and sounding tike a bear inhceold
t it
was realty all I could do from hitting,
EJECT button.
But that wouldn't have done much to
appease the bevy of curious and suspicious
coworkers that had gathered in the doorways
of my office • the same bevy that suggested 1
take to writing my stories out by hand, and
leave their typewriters to live a long and
prosperous seemed life.
s
Only one at all sympathetic to my
plight. And he merely volunteered to get me
that stone tablet I'd mentioned earlier m this
column.
Actually he'd have been better off to get
me an Aspirin.
Airport place to meet "Great One"
The Toronto International Airport, better
Pe
known as arson Rice, is a great spa
people watdiing. I have made four trips to
Pearsall international during the last month
and a half to drop off an'd pick up people who
were fortunate enough to be able to take trips
that required an airplane to get them to their
destinations,
test Sunday night wallet one of his
journeys and it was to pi Myo
greendrriotherandhfsgreat g dnmtbesslrmo
were returnin from a p Expo
British Columbia.
1 went with my brother Larry; you may
)mow bins as Skinny, And it wee a tate of a
Night at the Improv from the time we left.
We arrivedat the airportatl0 OA., parked
the car and made our Way inside terminal 2.
To our dismay; Opiate was a virtual tomb
with very few people wide ShOpe dosed.
Faced with.. the grim On -septet ofhaving
rioting:to do for art iiour,before the plane
landd We began 0.W*of the place. Theft,
suddenly, we spotted an open door through
Which •a persons atrolied. Hallehujalrt It Was
one of those places you could gets refreshing
CORNUCOPIA
by Dave Broome
cold drink like a coke or glass of water. We
monied on inside. at down. and ordered a
couple of those colt) elixirs.
After killing the hour we left for the arrival
lounge and walked through the doors kite flee
area where the passengers and baggage
arrive My brother and I loolmd et emitother
and Wonderedaloud if we were supposed to
be in this area. We agreed that yes we were,
and comnsenoedour wait for the plane from
Edmonton.
W'e didn t have to wait long. There is a
large supports pillar in the Middle of the
bagaage_reeeivfna area' anclletilde it dearer
ashtraY. l readied around it to pound outa
cigarette when I heard Skmrry's, vpoiee
u ed to malt
Dave, Dave look at this The a_ tod Weed
wouldn't go outand while Istriig
the thing into eternity he again called, this
time with soiaeenvy in his voice; I Dave,
quick, lookatfbis�t" 1611a11yutthe thing out
of its misery, Stoodup, rounded the pillar and
nearly iollided with Wayne Gretzky.
tarty, fortified with' this new chineionin
which topractice his comedy then roared;
"Wayne, pp...this(pointingtome)is
Wayneguy
probably your biggest fan."Wayne then
slowed up looked at me and smiled. At that
precise moment a ,number of thoughts
entered my mind. Net being a lover of the
Edmonton Oilers 1 pondered about comment-
ing on the merits of Dave Semeiiko, Glen
Anderson's Courage' and Cretalejar bost,
PeterPoddington - diplomaticly, I kept niy
mouth shut although it probably wouldn't
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