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strange evenings! It Was s silly trick-
ery. 1 am ashamed. *But I bad lots of
fun. I shall never forget hour you
looked wben Miss Scott came down
through the orchard wearing the lilies
that Jimmy had got from Air. Trask.
Of course I told him what to do, and
, he carried my Instructions to Miss
Cocoa, and you looked so blue,"
My throat was dry with excitement,
l so that I could hardly speak.
"We have played with fire," said I.
"Sibyl, you have set my heart ablaze.
Do you love me, dearest dear? Don't
make me wait another second for the
answer."
'3' "Always! From the old days," she
replied. "Too much. Oh, see what I
have done! It looks perfectly shame,
less. But I had to know. I really had
to know. I could not be in doubt"
My father had risen slowly to his
feet and was staring at us as if it were
a way of holding us so that we might
not vanish. Suddenly he raised his
hand to his eyes. Ise was an old man,
and I suppose the tears .hurt him.
though they were tears of joy.
And in that instant, as there was no-
body to see us, I took Sibyl in my
arms and kissed her.
THE END.
,would better meet at once without dis-
guise. She is waiting for you in the
. apple tree lodge. I was there before t
came here."
"You have been there today?"
"Yes," said he, "and the poor child
was rather blue. I think she knows
bow matters stand with you. She told
me about singing to you and how you
• sang to her and how she dropped the
rose"—
"So it was really Sibyl who sang?"
• said I with something like a groan.
"Heaven grant that her voice will not
always ring in my ears."
"It was she," said lie. "Aad now go
down to the orchard. Sho has some-
thing to say to you. Then take your
time. •Don't hurry about anything. If
you really love Miss Witherspoon and
she loves you, you'll love each other a
great deal better a year from now—
tive years from now, for that matter.
And if there's a mistake, it may be set
right. Time will set all right, my boy,
and that's a hard doctrine for youth to
swallow. If there's no mistake and
you bring her to me at last to be my
daughter—well, I think you know me,
Marshall."
I took his hand, and there were tears
in my eyes. Neither of us spoke as I
groped for my hat and found my way
out of the room.
• Unon the driveway to my otter aur-
lprlse I beheld Derringer and Miss La-
moine. My mouth opened for speech,
hot no word came out of it. I was dou-
bly surprised, for my father had told
ale that Sibyl was in the lodge, and I
had supposed that Derringer had gone
back to New York. In the last few
days I hadn't seen him.
Fk He came up to me hastily while I
stood hat in band.
"Terry," he said, "I am the chief of
idiots, and I leave"the luck belonging
to that kind. I was all wrong. She is
nearly MIss Lamoine."
I gave my hand to the lady, who at
idbat moment extended hers.
"How could we have been in doubt?"
said L "She really looks like her broth -
sr very much. You must know, Miss
Lamoine, that Jimmy has been the
!solace of my days in this place. He is
s great boy."
"Jimmy Is a little monkey," said she.
'T suppose he has played tricks upon
you without end."
"Slightly assisted by Providence," I
replied, "Jimmy has accomplished won-
iders for my entertainment. .But what
am I to infer by Mr. Derringer's re -
stark about his luck?"
"We await congratulations and best
:wishes," said she, "in the old fashion-
- led way."
"If ever since the world began they
Jbave been sincerely given, it is now,"
'said I, taking a hand of each of them.
She looked quickly at Derringer, and
!ln that instant she was a different wo-
man to me. She had come out from be -
"Come," I cried. "I haven't time to ex-
plain."
[hind the veil, and there was a sweet
and beautiful sincerity in her eyes. As
ifor Derringer, he was admirably ab -
!surd in his happiness.
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As 1 walked down toward the or-
chard this little scene was with me,
and I surely saw love for the best gift
of heaven.
No one was in Eight at the lodge.
Miss Scott's part of the house was
clearly deserted. I walked around to
the southern front and looked along the
veranda nervously, but Sibyl was not
there. I knew not in what guise to ex-
pect her, but the thought of Scovel's
adyenture was painfully present in my
mind.
Turning back for an instant, I saw a
fluttering gray gown speeding away.
It must have been that Lucy Ann had
passed around the little house in the
reverse direction, presumably to avoid
me. I called to her, but she continued
to run. Totally forgetting my errand, 1
gave chase to her, and, having a great
advantage in the matter of stride, I
quickly overtook her and laid a gentle
hanyl upon her arm. She stopped and
bent forward, biding her face in her
bands.
"Don't cry, little girl," said I. "Tears
were for long ago; smiles are for now.
Come; I can't say what I would"—
And really I couldn't. I seemed to
miss an inspiration that I had felt of-
ten in the last few days and had re-
strained. There was something strange
in the clasp of my hand upon her arm.
Some message came to me along the
nerves. I stepped back hastily.
She started to run again, tripped and
in recovering turned half toward me as
I sprang forward to assist her. 1 saw
her face 'and knew in a flash that it
was the face Scovel bad seen from the
hill.
By heaven, the secret was out now!
I had caught the real Sibyl at last. 1
called her by name in a voice that was
a trifle hoarse.
"No, no!" she cried. "I am not SibyL
1 am Miss Scott."
"Where is she?" '
She waved me back toward the lodge
and then ran on. I retraced my steps
hastily. Just as I passed the side •of
the little house I heard a noise upon the
veranda. It was clear that when I had
been there before Sibyl had been with-
in. I advanced cautiously and looked
around the corner. At a little table sat
Helena Jones, a book in her hand,
which she seemed to be pretending to
read. Her face was turned aside, and
she did not see me.
Thoughts of strange vagueness whirl-
ed in my bead. Surely Trask would
not have jested upon so serious a mat-
ter as an engagement. And then it all
rushed over me. Trask had said, or bad
permitted Lucy Ann to say, that he
was engaged to a certain lady, but he
had never told me who Helena Jones
really was. Obviously Sibyl had mas-
queraded in the guise of her friend, as
I had long before suspected.
Really the discovery was of little con-
sequence, for the story was told. I
cared for neither Sibyl nor Helena. For
one instant the echo of the voice rang
in my ears. Then I turned back to the
house. It was in my mind to see my
father first, to tell him that I knew all.
Perhaps be did not know. It was quite
possible that he was altogether in the
dark. I walked hastily up the path and
was nearly out of the orchard when I
became suddenly aware of Lucy Ann,
in a greenish gown. very tasteful and
becoming.
S" gave a little cry at the sight of
flow Corn was Ground at One Time.
The water mill is older than the wind-
mill, but prehistoric corn—such wheat,
for instance, as Pytheas, the first trav-
eler from civilization to Great Britain,
saw the natives of Kent drying in large
sheds on account of the absence of sun
—was ground in band mills, as is still
done in the east. Querues, as these
mills •are called, are frequently found
in the cyclopean underground dwell-
ings of Scotland. Their simplest form
consists of two thin circular stones, the
upper of which is pierced in the center
and revolves on a wooden or metal pin
inserted in the lower one. The grinder
dropped the grain into the central hole
with one band while the other caused
the upper stone to revolve by means of
a stick inserted in a small hole near the
edge.
The laboriousness of this operation is
well illustrated. by a story told of Co-
lumba. He was studying under St. Fin-
nian, and every night on which it fell
to his lot to grind the corn with the
querne he performed his task so quick-
ly that his companions enviously as-
serted that he bad the assistance of an
angel in turning the stone. Wilson
thinks that at this time (the early part
of the sixth century) the querne was
the only mill in use. Large water mills
were introduced in the thirteenth cen-
tury into Scotland, and legal means had
to be employed to render their use com-
pulsory.—Gentleman's Magazine.
The Word 1 Ilnxom: ”
When we now speak of a buxom per-
son we think of such a one as Mrs. Lu-
pin in "Martin Cbuzzlewit," a plump,
middle aged, good looking, good na-
tured, kind, agreeable woman. We do
not usually apply the term to a thin
woman, or to a young girl, or to an old
woman. Assuredly we should never
think of calling a man or boy buxom.
The word, however, once really meant
pliable or flexible. and afterward obedi-
ent. It is the same as the Anglo-Saxon
bocsum, or the high German beugsam,
from beugen (to bend), which root ap-
pears in bough and bou (in all its mean-
ings.)
In the Salisbury Manual the woman
at the marriage service promised to be
"bonair" and "buxom," which is ex-
plained in the margin to mean meek
and obedient. We are hereby reminded
of Milton's line in the most beautiful
of all odes, "So buxom, blithe and debo-
nair." This original meaning of the
word appears in Chaucer's "Merchant's
Tale," "For who :an be so buxom as a
wife?" The word in its application was
not limited to women. In "The Clerk -'s
Tale" we are told of men, "And they
with humble heart full buxomly." In
Henry Cochrane's dictionary (A. D.
1626) buxom is defined as pliant, obedi-
ent,—National Review.
me. In an instant I had both her
bands.
"Come," I cried. "I haven't time to
explain."Many Women Suffer
"Where?" she gasped. "Where are
we going?"
"You are going to meet my father."
"I thought the house was on fire,"
said she. "What is the reason for such
a terrible hurry? No, no. i don't want
to meet him—not just yet. Tell me
more. Why"—
"Don't be frightened," said I, hold-
ing myself with a tight grip. "I merely
told him that I would bring you in, and
he is waiting."
As she still hesitated I took her by
the hand and led her to the house in a
fashion quite bucolic. Sho hung back
a little as we reached my door, but 1
pushed it open and drew her forward.
My father was sitting at the table,
with his elbows upon it, and I think he
bad been having a very bad time. llis
heart bad been so set upon Sibyl and
me—we two together always in Lis
love and thoughts—that it was hard for
him to yield.
"Father," said. I, "this is Miss With-
erspoon. I want you to"—
right hand bad gone suddenly to
his forehead; the other was slowly ex-
tending itself toward us. Ile half rose
from his chair.
"Sibyl!" he cried. "You! You were"—
"Yes, sir," she replied in a weak
voice. "I was Lucy Ann, and—and ev-
erybody else, We—we were all—every-
body. It was Miss Scott in the orchard
sometimes, and again it was Melena.
And sometimes Miss Scott wore Lucy
Ann's clothes. Yeti ea* her so, uncle,
the day you lunched 'with Me, and'I
told you"-- .
"And there isn't any Lucy Ann!" I
cxclat/Se&
"Ob, yes," said she, "but she's not
hese I took her place. Itlt'd. Wither -
Wets is really a 'relation if taint,
tbodgk tlbb'ft 1+5t iny• MUM They lt•Il
11t0l01, a Selena • and. .Titntnr La.
mane. Jimmy was nay guard In they
evenings en tbo rocks •. tboss dein
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Very often they think it is from so-
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down feeling in the loins. So do men,
and they do not have "female trouble."
Why, then, blanie all your trouble to
female disease? With healthy kidneys,
few women will ever have "female dis-
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nected with all the internal organs, that
when the kidneys go wrong, everything
goes wrong. Much distress would be
saved if women would only take
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The pain in my back gradually left me,
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WINGIIAM TINES .�ARCII
BE LOYAL.
Remember the stores at home—the
grocer, the dry goods man, the butcher,
the baker,'the printer, and all the rest
who do business here. They are not in
business for fun. They are out for the
money to help push the town along.
Buy Canadian goods. Be loyal to
yourself,
Be loyal to your chureh, your pastor
and your home.
Be loyal to good clean sport, spend a
shilling or two to help it along.
A sound mind in a sound body is good
reasouiug.
Be loyal, kind and charitable and do
not look for perfection this side of Jor•
dan.
Be loyal to your friends and kind to
your enemies,
Be kind.
Be kind to the boas. He may wear
better clothes and have shorter hours,
but often when you're sleeping he's up
against the bills payable. •
So be kind, be charitable.
Don't knock the chap in the lodge or
in the church who received more votes
than you did. Perhaps he was elected
because he was the better man.
A knock is like a chicken, it will come
home.
So just be kind.
When father does not have much to
say in the house, perhaps he is troubled
about his business. When mother was
cross, perhaps she was tired out. When
the youngsters fight, let us remember
they are just immature bits of humanity,
heavy with inexperience.
Be charitable.
And what if some are narrow and see
the infinite in the stream, in the cloud
and in the voice of the wind, what if
sorne behold Him in the simplest ser-
vices, be still, hu,1h, remember there is
that gloat circle of which we are ignor-
aut.
So be kind and charitable.—Ex,
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*OF OTTAWA, ONT.,
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Mr. Alfred Brown, 91 O'Connor Street,
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•
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TRY ONE. BOTTLE
Lonesome in the City.
[Cincinnati Commercial Times.)
Since I moved here to the city life's not
what it used to be;
There's an atmosphere of doubting --folks
are not so glad and free;
On the street I'll see a fellow, think I'd
like to know him, too,
But he passes in a hurry, never even
looks at you.
Back at home I'd surely know him, and
1'd likely say to him:
"Ho're ye, Joe?" and he would answer:
"Purty good; ho're ye, Jim?"
In the evening after Supper—dinner,
though, they call it bere—
I confess to feeling lonely, life seems cold
and sad arid drear;
Then 1 wander past the houses that are
clustered on our street,
And I see through cheery windows lots
of folks I'd like to meet.
How 1 wish them folks would see me,
look at me and nod and smile;
How I wish they'd holier to ate: "Como
in, Jim, an' set awhile!"
Seems to me, sometimes, that millions
move about me every day;
There's all kinds of human nature, good
and bad, and grave and gay;
And it strikes the as distressing, as I
watch them come and go,
That there are so many people in this
world whom I don't know;
Back at home such things were different,
knew most everyone I met;
Here I haven't got acquainted with my
next•door neighbor yet
2, is►U.
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Some time ago I got a trial package
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Toronto, Ont.
"THE BLOTTED PAGE.”
A Defense in a London Parser of
American Spelling.
- A l;nil.ed States citizen of consider-
able scientific attainments was good
enough to give to a representative of
the Daily Graphic what may be called
the American view of British spelling.
"I see," he remarked, "that some of
the correspondents of the Daily Graph-
ic have been complaining of the dis-
figurement of English books by Ameri-
can spelling. I should like to tell you
that we think our way is right and
that your way is wrong, and perhaps
your editor will not mind if I venture
on a few remarks in defense of our
corrections. For example, we iY rite
'favor' and 'honor.' Well, 'favor' and
'honor' are nearer the Latin original
than 'favour' and 'honour,' which have
acquired their unnecessary `u' by com-
ing through the french."
"But if they have been spelled 'hon-
our' and 'favour' for centuries, why
change them now?"
"Why not? They were as often spell-
ed 'favor' and 'honor' in Shakespeare's
day as 'favour' and 'honour.' You mud
remember that spelling was extremely
uncertain in those Elizabethan days,
whence we are believed to have drawn
the well of English undefiled. Ben
Jonson and Shakespeare, for example.
spell 'recede' in four other ways—'re-
cead,' 'receade,' 'reseed, 'reeeede.' "
"Let us leave 'honour.' IIow do you
defend 'center?' "
"Why should you spell it 'centre'
when you write 'peritnenter' and 'di-
ameter' and when Shakespeare wrote
'scepter?' By history and analogy 'cen-
ter' is more easily to be justified than
'centre.' Then again," continued the
United States citizen, warming up to
his, subject, "you write 'criticise; and
we write 'criticize,' but our version
harks hack to the Greek original; you
write 'almanac,' but why don't you
write 'almanack,' which is more ar-
chaic? You blame us for 'program; but
you put down 'dram' without n scruple.
Many English people write 'tyre' for
'tire,' which any phililogist knows to
be a gross error, and almost every Eng-
lishman, for no reason whatever, writes
'waggon' instead of 'wagon.' You
know what Horace Greeley said when
he was reproached for malting that
mistake. Ile said he had been taught
spelling in the good old times, when
people built 'waggons' heavier:"—Lon-
don Graphic.
BiTS FROM THE WRITERS.
A. brave man doesn't think; he acts.—
H. Rider IIagggard.
Iiurry, excitement, bustle—these are
not good for people. Let us go slow
and live long.—Frank T. Bollen.
There is only one way in which a
man or woman can develop real
strength, and that is to fight unceas-
ingly and to stand absolutely alone.—
Gertrude Atherton.
To borrow one's mental fare from
free libraries is like picking up eata-
bles dropped by some one else on the
road and making one's dinner off an-
other's leavings.—Marie Core11I.
To go a -fishing in the pond. of the
past is a pastime not devoid of charm.
What old, forgotten, faroff things can
be dragged up by the assiduous an-
gler!—Ella IIepworth Dixon.
By leading people to suppose that
you are as wise as themselves you lose
opportunities of obtaining useful in-
formation. They won't tell you things
they think you know already.—Sarah
Grand.
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IT PAYS
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Get Fnliy Aegnnlnted 'With the'
Terms of Your ropey.
"What the average purchaser of life
Insurance doesn't know about the
thing ]re is purchasing would fill n good
sized book printed with very narrow
margins," sttys an insurance expert.
"V or instance, I talked not long since
with a man who fancied he was in-
sured for $10,000 on the fifteen year
endowment plan. That is, he thought
Ise had to make payments for fifteen
years—which was true—and that at
tate end of that time Ise could get $10,-
000 in cash or take a part in cash and
a part in paid up insurance, which, as
it turned out, was not true. The rate
he was paying •was so very low for
what he said lie was getting that I
asked to see his policy, and when I
looked at it I found, just as he might
have found ou a brief examination,
that while he was insured for life, with
only fifteen yearly payments, he could
not get the $10,000 or any part of it
for a good many years more. No in-
surance company in the world will
permit the fooling of a patron like this
if it can help it, and yet to attribute
sucli a mistaken idea to fraudulent
misrepresentation on the part of an
unworthy agent would not always be
fair. Many men who take insurance,
and especially those who do not decide
to go in until they have looked at it a
long time, go in finally with a rush.
They don't give the agent time to tell
them what they are getting, and often
don't find out for years afterward.
Another thing that many insured per-
sons do not know is that a rebate on
the first payment. arranged between
the insured and the agent, sometimes
renders the whole transaction invalid."
CHRISTMAS DAY,
Rah=- the Festival 7s Celebrated on
Dec. 25.
There are no definite allusions in the
writings of any of the disciples of
Christ as to. the date of his birth, nor
has there ever been produced proof of
any character as to the exact period in
the year when Christ was born. There
are, very true, occasional references to
the event in the Scriptures, indicating
that the Nativity occurred in the win-
ter season.
The institution of the anniversary
dates back to the second century of
Christendom, and it has been since
uniformly celebrated by nearly all
branches of the Christian church with
appropriate rejoicings and ceremonies.
The frequent and somewhat heated
controversies, however, relative to the
date of Christ's birth early in the
fourth century led Pope Julius I. to
order a thorough investigation of the
subject by time learned theologians and
historians of that period, which re-
sulted in an agreement upon Dec. 25,
and that decision seemed to have so
settled all disputes that that date was
universally accepted except by the
Greek church. While this date was
newer changed, the reckoning of it is
made according to the Gregorian cal-
endar, which was adopted in the latter
part of the sixteenth century, and up-
on which computations of time in near-
ly all civilized nations have since rest-
ed.
Cosmic Horror.
The two infinities of Kant did not
chill or hurt him, but bis fearlessness
is shared by few. Only for a short in-
stant, at best, will most persons con-
sent to look open eyed at any clear im-
age of fate or of infinity. Scarcely a
friend of mine will look steadily at the
clear midnight sky for a minute in si-
lence. The freezing of the heart fol-
lows; the appalling shudder at the
dread contemplation of infinity, which
may be called cosmic horror, is more
than can be endured. If those stars are
absolutely and positively infinite then
there is no up or down, and they knew
no beginning, will have no ending.
With any such staring gorgon of fatal-
ism the surcharged attention is shaken,
and the chemistry of common life
seizes upon the liquid crystals with
avid hunger.—George M. Gould, M. D.,
in Atlantic.
A Scotch Person's Clever ReiIS.
When musical instruments were first
used in the services of the Scottish
churches many strict Sabbatarians ob-
jected to the iniquitous proceedings.
One of these persons, on meeting the
minister some time after leaving the
"kirk" because of the introduction of
a harmonium, said with a sneer, "Well,
and how is your fanner getting on?"
(A fanner was a winnowing machine
resembling the bellows of an organ in
its working.) "Oh, splendidly," an-
swered the reverend gentleman. "It's
just keeping the good corn and blow-
ing the chaff away."
No Judge at All,
"Isn't that young man fond of mu-
sic?" exclaimed the young woman.
"I don't know," answered Miss Cay-
enne. "Judging by the way be will
etand up and listen to himself sing by
the hour, I should say he isn't."
Strong Diet.
Veterinary—So your new bull pup is
sick? What seems to be the matter
with him? Owner—A little of every-
thing, I guess. While we were away
this afternoon lie chewed up and swal-
lowed the dictionary.
The Small Children,
"I wonder what it is," said the faint-
ly man, "that makes landlords and
janitors dislike to have small children
in fiats." "The small children, I
moss," replied the savage bachelor.
If you 'Malt to please people you must
begin by understanding them. --Reade.
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General Sehenek s Last Game.,
General Robert E. Schenck was a
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How Much One Should Rat.
One of the much discussed questions
of the day on which there are almost
as many opinions as individuals is the
quantity of food one should eat. Doc-
tors all agree that the majority of peo-
ple eat too much. Babies from the day
of their birth are forced to eat too
much, and they grow up with this arti-
ficial appetite. The most reasonable
estimate yet made is probably that
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age weight of the body as the average
daily quantity required. If you weigh
140 pounds you should consume seven
pounds of food. This includes drink
as well as solid food. But it is ridicu-
lous to set down a bard and fast rule.
Such a quantity might kill some, and
there is a case nn record of a man
wasting away on a diet of seven
or eight pounds of food a day. Ile
cut down his diet to three-quarters of
a pound of liquid and the same of
solid food, and as a result he grew
stout and lived to a ripe old age.
Siamese Love For Gaines of Chance.
The Siamese are devoted to the holi-
day making and ceremonies and pro-
cessions which accompany the most
important anniversaries or incidents of
Life, death and religion and which
cause an infinite amount of money to
be squandered and time lost.
They love games—kiteflying, a sort
of shuttlecock football and fighting
with cocks, crickets, beetles and fish,
though it is to be surmised that the
main attraction of these pursuits con-
sists in the scope thereby afforded for
betting and gambling, which are the
cardinal national vices.
A Siamese will stake money on any-
thing. Licensed gambling houses ex-
ist in the cities and are a large source
of income to the government, which
farms out the monopoly. A royal lot-
tery is extensively patronized its Bang -
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