The Huron Expositor, 1987-10-14, Page 22A — THE HURON EXPOSITOR, OCTOBER 14, 1987
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Inquest findings
may .save lives
,The May 13 death of a 25 -year-old Brucefield fireman was an unfortunate
accident. Highsight cannot bring back the life of Ken Aikenhead. .
A recent inquest into his death attempted to determine why this young
man was killed as he travelled to a scene of a fire. The inquest endeavored
to establish recommendations and guidelines that could help prevent other
accidents of a similar nature.
Inquests are never pleasant. However, family, friends and associates of •
Ken Aikenhead should feel some sense of comfort and satisfaction in know-
ing the recommendations that came from the inquest into his death could'
make major and necessary changes to fire safety in Ontario. .
When our volunteer firefighters answerthe call cif duty they but theirlives
at risk.
Ken Aikenhead was an unfortunate victim.
Recommendations that aim to ensure the safety of fire fighters, 'use of
proper equipment and adequate training are, vital to the protection of the
dedicated men who willingly put their lives on the line to fight fires. They
should not be placed in the situation of compromise because equipment '
does not meet safety standards or because they have been , improperly
trained for the job.
The death of Ken Aikenhead and others like him has brought t� light
serious deficiencies in fire fighting safety standards in this province. •
The Ontario Fire Marshal's Office must be made aware of the potential
hazards, local municipal councils must be made aware, and fire depart-
ments too. •
With far-reaching recommendations like those brought forth from the
Aikenhead inquest, there is hope. fire safety standards in the future will be
strengthened for the protection and security of our volunteer fire fighters.
Shelley McPhee Heist.
Old nukes for
new guns
A few weeks ago those people around the world dedicated to stopping
the arms race and reducing the stockpile of nuclear weapons were almost
euphoric. The announcement the United States and the Soviet Union were
on the verge of an arms agreement banning intermediate-range nuclear
weapons was the best news for anti -war people since the Strategic Arms
Limitation Treaty talks.
The pending agreement was certain to prove the high point of the
Reagan administration. After all, here was an arms accord which would
wipe out an entire class of nuclear weapons - a small percentage of the
world's stockpile. to be sure - but an action which could, perhaps, Change
the prevailing nuclear mindset.
Now less than a month away from the expected signing of the accord, a
cold realism is settling in.
Within days of published details of the negotiations between U.S. State
Secretary George Schultz and Soviet Foreign Minister Eduard Shevard-
nadze, North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) commanders began
bleating about how NATO was losing its edge. If the INF missiles were to
go, they said, there must be a massive build-up of conventional weapons to
counteract the superiority of the Warsaw•FaCt nations in this regard.
U.S. President Ronald Meagan's reaction was predictable. He declared
he would not sign the U.S.-Soviet accord if it weakened NATO. Even
Canada's Foreign Affairs Minister Joe Clark got into the act, announcing
perhaps Canada would have to greatly increase its supply of conventional
weapons to not only beef up its NATO commitment, but to guard its nor-
thern flank. Similar clamoring has come from pro-Wa tem nations around
the world.
It's a sham, of course. A.ploy to frighten the insecure and to ensure arma-
ment dealers of a secure financial future. With the entire American
etonorny built on the U.S. defence budget, there 15 just no way a nuclear
arms accord is going to be allowed to expand into a total disarmament
agreement. Too many military and financial careers are riding on the con.-
tinuation. of the cold war. ,
Given the push for an increase in conventional weapons, anti -war people
are now wondering if the world is simply trading in old nukes for new guns.
And, which is worse?. The Listowel Banner. •
Thankful even for little thins
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When baseball's'Detroit Tigers upset the
Toronto Blue Jays two weeks ago to cap
ture the American League East, I, was
upset, for reasons I detailed in last week's
Column. However, since I am foolhardy
enough to hang around with a Tiger en-
thusiast, I had more -or -less come to terms
with the fact I would be hearing about that years on end, I'd have to relive the horror snapped at. There were only two.comments
Motown team until at least the end of Oc- of Toronto's loss(es) over and over and toe made - "What time,are the Jays play-
tober, and possibly much longer. " over again,'That was a sickening thought... ing their next game" and; "What's the
Somewhat "disenchanted with baseball . So when Detroit lost by'the same margin Jay's magic number -160-what?
since the demise of the Blue Jays, I simply ' I was told they'd win the American League; A rather piddily defence as far as I'm
accepted it when I was told Minnesota . four games to one, I may have been sur- • concerned. But then again, what else could
would steal one game from the Tigers, but prised, but I wasn't devastated by any be said? They (the Tigers) obviously didn't
, would -then be -humiliated in 'a four game—means.-Oh, I -felt badly for my Detroit--capitalize-on-their win -over -Toronto
sweep by Detroit. It seemed logical to me. friend, just because I'ni the compassionate And looking at the Tigers' performance
After all I'•d already been 'humiliated and '. sort,, but I didn't feel that badly and the . against the Minnesota Twins, it's' hard not
teased unmercifully for the comments I'd feeling passed quickly. Suffice it to say I . to wonder how the Jays would have done '
been making about the Tigers and the Jays • felt about as badly as Detroit fans probably given the chance., Unfortunately though,
in this column. Why not carry it a little fur- felt about the Blue Jays last weekend. . ;they weren't given the chance, and that's
tiler. I was sure the Tigers would go on to Surprisingly enough it was a relatively something the, Tiger.fans, despite the fact
win the World Series, just to spite me. ' quiet week of•baseball. Up until the Tigers their team was K-Oed in the next round,..
And quite truthfully I really didn't care. were shot down by. the Twins, I'd been ,a have in their advantage - and no doubt will
With Toronto 9ut of the picture, 'it didn't victim of constant jabbering about the . never,let us forget.
matter to me who won the American power and might of Detroit. Strangely And being this past weekend was •
League, and after that the World Series. I .enough I.heard little talk of that power and " Thanksgiving, I'd have to say. that in addi-,
thought for a short while that it would be might during the past week, and more• tion to being thankful for many more im-
nice for my Tiger friend to have his team specifically over the weekend. portant things, I'm also thankful we (Jay
win the World Series, but then I considered • In .fact, anytime there was any mention fans everywhere) were spared the ordeal of
-the-repercussions-lf Detroit -won the World- of the Tigersandtheir-apparent-collapse,- -watehing-the Tigers advanceto-and-win the-
, Series, I'd not only have to see him gloat for the Jay fans surrounding the various•televi World Series. If only because . of the.
days, weeks, months and maybe even sion sets we watched this weekend were boastfulness of the tans; ,
SWEATSOCKS
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1 LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Be generous during P ppy Campaign
For many years the people of Seaforth
and distrtet have been most generous in con-
tributing to the annual poppy campaign of
Branch 156 of the Royal Canadian Legion.
For more than 50 years the 'Legion has
been able to provide assistance to needy
veterans and their dependants as a result of
the cooperation of the area public. In 1988
receipts of 1$,620.46 were slightly more than
experrditur'es which totalled $3,610.84.
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Panda whichthe public contribute air
held in trust in a separate account and do
not form arty part of Brandi finances.
The Poppy trust funds are reserves from
which emergency assiStarice can be given to
needy veteran's, their dependants and the
widows and children of decea's'ed ex-
s'ervieemen'.
We trust the citizens of Seeforth and area
will offline to lend their hetet strong sup-
port to the local legion's 1987 Poppy Cam-
paign, which gets underway the week
preceding Remembrance D'ay, November
11. Veit generous donation will be rriost
appreciated
Your truly,
Dave Cornish,
Poppy Chairman,
Seaforth Branch 156,
Royal Canadian Legion.
Requiem for a bachelor
Everyone has their own idea of what it is
like to live the carefree existence of the
modern day bachelor. The popular image
of a bachelor, compounded by a spate of
books and movies, is one of a semi -
alcoholic, sex fiend, given to' prolonged
binges of overindulgence in both of the
.above mentioned commodities.
Bachelors, as everyone knows, spend the
majority of their time in bars, trying to
"pick up," worsen. While the former may
'be true in many cases, the latter is patent-
ly ridiculous.
Have you ever tried to "pick up,"• a
woman? In the first place, even some of
the smaller ones can be quite heavy. And if
they struggle, as they often do if you at-
tempt to throw one over your shoulder and
tote her back to your cave without first
making at least an attempt at polite con-
versation, it can be even more difficult.
The physical "pick-up" of a women is even
trickier because, as everyone knows, no
bachelor worth his salt can cook, hence,
they are all undernourished.
According to popular mythology,
bachelors are absolutely incapable of per-
forming simple housework. Their homes
are considered clean if there is less than
one week's worth of dishes on the counter
and there are fewer than four beer bottles
under the cushions of the living room sofa.
This is not true either. They simply don't
need to do any housework. Since bachelors
are always in the bars trying to "pick up"
FROM THIS ANGLE
by Patrick Raftis
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women, they are never home to make .a
mess and their homes are always neat, but
rather dusty.
If you watch much television, you must
know that most bachelors are between 35
and 45 -years -old, devestatinglyhandsome,
drive flashy sports cars and work as
private detectives. Thomas Magnum,
Mike Hammer and Dan Tanna are prime
examples of this particular breed.
In reality, gays this good looking, ex-
citing and wealthy could only avoid being
hog-tied and dragged to an altar if they
had a highly ccu nitinicable disease,
Also, most young bachelor's do not drive
sports, cars, but rather ancient four -
cylinder junkyard refugees because of the
insurance industry's practice of charging
young, unmarried, males a king's ransom
just to get on the road.
Some of the popular perceptions about
bachelorisrn do have basis in fact.
Bachelor's do spend a great deal of time
playing poker, drinking and watching
televised sports.
There are two reasons bachelors try to
limit themselves to such sedentary ac-
tivities as these. One, most of them have
already strained their backs trying to
"pick up" women in bars and secondly,
because they can't go anywhere in the
broken down old cars they are forced to
drive because they aren't yet married.
Many people are under the impression
that bachelor's spend a great deal of time
attending parties. This may be true for a
while, however, before long people stop in-
viting bachelors to their parties because
they drink all the liquor, bother all the
women and their cars, break down in the
driveway. Behavior like this can throw a
damper on even the swankest of soirees.
The truth is, after many years of leading
the depraved and decadent lifestyle of the
typical fun -loving bachelor, this party
animal has decided to retire. As of next Ju-
ly, I will no longer be sending out invita-
tions to all-night orgies in my home
(stamps were getting expensive and no
one ever showed up anyway). By then, I
will be married and "settled down".
" This leads us into a whole other field of
study. What exactly does it mean to be
"settled down," and does it hurt? Stay
tuned.
Fingers hc rmed in accidents
OCTOBER 14, DM
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The contract for the manufacture df the
monument to be erected in the Brucefield
cemetery to the memory of the late
Reverend John Ross has been awarded to
Robertson and Ball of Goderich.
One day last week as the team of horses
belonging to Gillespie and McConnell of
Wingham was standing at the Grand Trunk
railway depot they took fright and started
off at a terrific pace. The wagon, which was
loaded with boxes of eggs, upset and about
180 dozen of the hen fruit were broken, and
besides this considerable damage was done
to the wagon and harness. The loss in all will
be considerably over $100.
On Tuesday of last week Mr. W. H. Me-
Cracken, Reeve of Brussels, engaged from
a fellow townsman a. horse of uncertain age
to convey his exhibits to the Beigrave Fall
Show. The animal went over, all right and
ate its feed in apparent good health, but on
the homeward trip scarcely a mile bad been
traversed when it fell dead on the road. The
question now arises, wh'o pays for the
horse?
We are pleased to note that, at the regular
and supplementary examination of Q'ueen's
University this yeartMr. E. W. Bruce, of Ot-
tawa, an Old Hurori Boy, has succeeded, in
passing his third year examination in arts.
IN THE YEARS AGONE
from the Archives
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OCTOBER 11, 1912
On Sabbath last Mrs. W. Neal of Walton
attended the 54th anniversary of Brussels
Methodist Sabbath School. She was a
teacher in it over thirty years ago and Was
presented with a souvenir' folder of it on
Sunday as a reminder of those days.
Three somewhat serious accidents occur-
red in Wingham one day last week. Harold.
Deem had the fingers of one hand badly
crushed by a boiler which he was assisting
to place falling on them. John Lamont had
one finger taken off and another split by a
saw in the union factory, and Mr. Win. Bot -
trill had three fingers taken off with a buzz -
planer.
Mr. T. H. McCallum, who has been engag-
ed in the tanning business in Exeter for 36
years, has given it up. He has riot decided
where he will reside but we hope it will be in
Exeter.
Mr. W. Balkwill has two old newspapers.
One the Daily Globe dated Saturday, March
18, 1871, and the other paper is the Western
Weekly Advertiser, dated December 22,
1876. Among the Huron notes are "The Ex-
eter Times wants skating and coasting on
the sidewalks stopped," "Ten months ago
there was not a building in Hensall and to -
'day there are over a hundred, allhaving
been erected within that time.
OCTOBER 15, 1937
With their annual Hallowe'en frolic only'
two weeks away, members of the Seaforth
Lions CIO are hard at' work ironing out
details to handle the thousands of pe'ople
who will attend the frolic.
A new attraction, in the way of entertain-
ment this year will be a one man band. This '
versatile artist plays 17 instruments and
has appeared on Major $owes' famous
Amateur
Hour and is known as an Outstan-
d'in'g radie attraction. There Will also be
verities novelty booths at which children
and adults will be assured a prise for every
nickel they spend, such as the chocolate
Store where a nickel may bring you a pound
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