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WEDNESDAY; ..FEBRUARY 25, 1987.
,Sec„nd cl'ass mall regisiraiiori Number' 0696
LETTERS. TO THE EDITOR
Easter Seal .campaign so
•`•letter to the Editor'
• (.ince again the Irons Club of Seaforth has
undertaken the responsibility for conducting .
'the Easter Seal Campaign- for Seaforth and
surrounding area,
Uur objective this year is $4,200, This
amount is required if we are to sustain our
assistance to our physically handicapped
children.
•
.Your support is especially. mp6rtant as it
enables the Society to operate in a consistent. ,
dopendnhle way. but more import:int. .it
provides:hope for the children to one day
'triumph over their disability and realize their
maximum level of ability,
Their spirit, and courage should 'be an
inspiration=to all of us. .Please be generous.
• Yours sincerely,
Lloyd Hoggarth
Chairman, EasterSeal Campaign
Seaforth Lions Club
P.S. Our household appeal will be
conducted from March 1 to 31.
.0 •shortage
One of the few things the world cannot
seem to do without, ie shortages. There is FROM THIS ANGLE
always•one on the go somewhere. Shortages
of od,,shortages of food, shortages oebousrng. .
b Patrick ftaftis
you name it, ;incl chances are someone, ' y
somewhere, is low on it, •
be a shortage of, is shortages t emselves. Of r in the past, couple of years; Suffice it-oid-blue•eyes extremely upset, I want -to
About. thee oil thin there never seems to to sayC �.��r�
coarse therg can never. bee real shortage of another
that, lately, .advising someone to accept out. Here's some tips John could, use whep,
shortages, simplybecause if we didn't have a position in the Tory cabinet' is akin to selecting potential candidates for the next•
enough shortages to go around that,in itself, advising 'a Goderich motorist to proceed, to "election.
_vnuld rnnstitut i .
chage. The Sryuarw and turn I�ir ReiigdP. Invite the prospective candidate to lunch
The usual reaction; to a shortage is a and'serye him rancid tuna, if he eats it, he's.
Turner's recent statement's leave one with
massive rriovemerit toward the hoardfng'of .the impression that this, spate of _political out. If he sends it back, make him Minister of
whatever we're running out•of. That being self-destriiiinnsin.,thelastSew moan's. will Fisheries,
the ca e, leant
wonto o be local Nth, orMPPtffetwel, next se leave us drastically short of quality candi- ATr ge a �meethe sari a well -!mown
Y. your dates in thernext election. burlesque parlor. If the candidate shows up,
time be, or she comes to town. „I just hope I can find good men• and, he's history. If he doesn't, find out where he
That's right, rope' him,' hog tie him, lock women. out there who can run for u • en the Was.
him in :Me basement! Do whatever it takes, next election." he has said. Casually let it slip to the candidate the
butdon'tlethimgetaway, because according government is planning to build a defence
to Federal.liberal Party leader .John 'Owner, to
be it from me to second guess a man manufacturing plant on a piece of swampland
we are abou't`to become the first democratic who once spent nearly a whole summer as in the Muskokas. Then, tap thelihone lines at
countrybn•the globe to experience's shortage Prime Minister..but I'm going to anyway. Boggy Marsh Real Estate and, with the bait
of politicians ,it would seemto me, theproliferation .of set, See if he Bates-on-ette.
political scandals would be far less likely to Seriously though, )doubt either party will
?This impending lack of speech makers and deter good candidates from seeking office, have to resort to such methods in order to find
baby 'kissers, has been brought on; says . than bad ones. Oddly enough, politicians who. candidates when the time.comes to hit the
Turnerrby the myriad scandals into which the follow the necessary ethical guidelines, are campaign trail again. The good ones will once
members of the Conservative government seldom expunged •'from office (with 'the again toss their hats into the ring; along with
have beendrawn since taking office. I won't : possibleexception of Richard Nixon; who the soiled chapeaus . of the less -savory
bother to recite the litany of deposed cabinet was, as he reminded us, "'not.a'crook!") ' . politicians. The trick for the voters, as
ministers that have fallen for one reason or Still, since the whole thing seems to have always, will be to tell the difference.
Sve.acat - bangyour car
As -soon as the cold weather arrives, cats
beieme more susceptible to a painful death or
injury: being literally 'ripped to shreds” in
' the fan or fanbelt of a vehicle. During cold
weather. cats tend to huddle around the
engines of vehicles in a desperate attempt to
keep, warm. This unfortunate. albeit under-
standable. habit leads 10 the deaths or
injuries for numerous cats annually in
!ty itatio,
- " Cats tend to crawl up under the hood of
parked vehicles. Once the owner returns to
. the vehicle and starts the engine the cat is
unaware of the imminent danger until it is too
late, These unfortunate accidents could be
eliminated. or- drastically reduced, if . the
person driving the vehicle banged •on the
hood of the vehicle or honked the horn prior to
starting the engine.. If the horn is used to
scare the cat, ensure that enough time is
given to allow a eat -to escape before turning
on the engine. Do not make the mistake of
beeping the horn and then immediately
turning on the engine. Vehicles equipped
with space heaters are more likely to attract
cats seeking warmth.
Alerting any cats lurking under the hood of
your vehicle should be done each time you
start the engine. This way you will develop a
habit of alerting cats and will be less likely to
forget. While eats are less likely to crawl up
under the hood of a vehicle in the warmer
weather, being curious creatures they have
been known to do so. So. befortatarting your
vehicle's. engine, 'alert trip e, felines which
might be seeking shelter under the hood of
your vehicle.
Sincerely.
N. Glenn Perrett
Humane Education Coordinator
Statement
a "laugh".
Just recently council invited some main
street merchants to a meeting to discuss the
youths loitering, damage to property etc. We
do not Intend to give the impression the police
are not doing their job because it is hard to
keep everyone law abiding. It's when there
are comments made as was done by the Chief
at the meeting. "Those loiterers and kids on
the street are better informers than you
people. are." liars when we say Wake Up
Sir! We are not up in the middle hours of the
morning when the informing news is
happening. By the way-- nice raise. Keep up
the great comments!
• A Non•Informing- Ctizen
L1N THE YEARS AGONE
from the ,Archives"
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CAN SPF/Nr - BE FAIL 8€ -//NP ?
R.ight Shoe for right .occasion
' Anyone who didn't know better would
think my house was occupied by a centipede
oran army of people. I have enough footwear
kicking around this place to open up a shoe
store. Fm a victim of "the right shoe for the
right occasion" syndrome. Not only that but I
fove'shoes. When Igo shopping•I can't resist
a shoe saleandalthough I have,a closet full of
footwear. when it comes right down to it I'd
reallyrather be in bare feet. However, if you
live in Canada, going barefoot is a luxury our
tender tootsies can seldom enjoy. SO we
spend plenty of money on footwear for
comfort. function and of course fashion.
ER was left to comfort many of the shoes in
my closet would be taking a walk on their
own. My downhill ski boots pinch my toes to
no end. but they were a bargain, and with the
amount of downhill skiing i•do now, well 1'll
just suffer. i have a i oupie of pal r.of heels that
are good for about two dances and then
they're left under Me table and I spend the
rest of the dance with stieky beer and danee
wax qn the soles of my panty !rose. My most
comfortable shoes are inexpensive fiipflops,
?try bedroom slippers. and my guts shoes •
(thank heavens). Norie of these are suitable
for atonal meetings. weddings, or the odd
heavy date. That's when fashion comes in
and comfort takes a baht seat. t go by the
Package
Local.... hunt nets 9
pounds in coons
FEBRUARY 25.18)17.
Mr. John Report of Ilullett deinburnr
intends to build a new house this year. and
has let the corifract for the same to Messrs.
Cooper St Swathed, of Clinton. Last week
Richard Armstronggrd concession of Morris,
tabbed
seven ons in a hollow tree in the
bush Theycowere alt despatched and the
aggregate weight of the seven amounted to
92 pounds. This is the kind of a coon hunt that
'tetras.
Mr: Charles Mason of Reucetield has sold
his celebrated imported stallion "McCart-
ney- to two buyers from Waterloo for. the
stili? of 52000. He also sold his imported
Clydesdale stallion two years old, "general
Gourley- for the sum of 51000. to Mr. W.
HaWksaW, of Seaforth and Simon Haifa- of
` tickersm th,
FEBR'.c2 '
Mr. John Murray of Tuckersrnith had a
very successful sale rori Thrirsdayof last week.
A large crowd Was present, bidding was brisk
and everything sold at good pnce5. iYlt'.
Murray has secured a hriuse-in Egmondville
and will remote there at an early day. Mr.
Thomas Coleman has leased part of the
pasture farm of Mr. Wm. laidsborough and
intends g°rowing. beans on a large scale. Ile
has engaged Mr. ]-tarry Tyndall with hlis•
steam Blowing outfit and will show the
faririers of the'seetiori' how plowing should be
done. .
Mr. and Mrs. Thorilas'Pnlhnanoff ickei
smith entertained several of their. neighbors
..,... y 8.... ted th^in to air
an Moeda evenin .and trey
oyster supper in hodorof Mt. 'ar' d Mit. John
Sproat, Who leave here 10 lite- tri town about
,. "e first of Mardi. We Pee having rural mail
..4r-
install d here he the s nn (Tic er
]eve e
�e
s ...i n'_ ef. .. •_,i'" . be.. t , .,
:truth J. Eirerytliing Will soon be up•to date on
the•1`a if. •
FEBRUARY 26, isa
For the hitt time since last November
sleighingio.gerieral of town and surrounding
district. A •heavy SlioWfall 'on Wednesday
afternoon and evening has completely
blanketed the roads and provided excellent
sleighing.
Arrangements are well under way for the
Coronatiotn Carnivaland Ice Dance which will
be held on Friday, Marche in aid of the Milk
Pond for under privileged children and being
sponsored by the Seaforth lions Club.
Following the carnival which commences at S
p.m. two broomball games have been
arranged. In the first game two picked teams
of ladies representing the Rebekalis and
Dunmire Factory will oppose each other and
in the sectgamefid game players_from the Junior
Farm leagues will play. The evening will
close with ice skating, to old and new time
basic.
FFil1WAR 2 . ta62
.ftev`. tiougia`fi- Fry of IYoqu6is at—&WM
Mountain, has accepted a call ,to become
iiiheieter of First Prsbyteriati Church,
Seaforth, M. McKellarclerk of the session
was advised of Mr. Fly's accepta'n`ce ort
Tuesday- ft is eitpected he will atsive liege in
Marcharid begin l+us mimstrythe firsiSutrday
itt•
April.
Mr and Mrs. Clifford Btoadfoot acrd Mr.
and Mit. Sid Pullman attended a talk artists'
concert in'f`orontoSrinday'riiglit Acrd at the
YMIIA ani itonum the pet-furinet* included
the Spokes'rneri. For the Spokesmei, this was
their first mage performance._ A trio;. they
Meade Neil Broad foOL son bt'^Mt: aird-Mrs _.
$roadfat, :on banjo: Don Mank, on guitar
and Brae Wliitel cad on bass.
•
•
Mrs. W. Fleischer, of'I'oronto the former
Mildred Shineri of Seaforth,' recently put-
chased
utchased in a Toronto shop a water color
p: yH. "� /
painted byH D Drummond titled 'verand
Mhave been sketched fiat a` oit sto
tl s nearSeaforth. • The picture appears
"' erne'
distance southeast of the' eteseht,bridge in'
E:gteeedville it show§ thegybe ridvifle dam
and Jackson's tan fiet , awdthe' Vali Egmond
horde in th'e 'distaride.
d.;
Good things come Wrapped in . :Mail
packages, that is until you get a surprise' box
about four inches square from the Ontario
Ministry of agriculture and food.
Let me tell all farmers, you'll be getting a
fortune this year if the cookies the ministry
of ag and food is handing out is any indica-
tion. The lateSt g'mmick is another Waste of
taxpayers' money. More alarming is the
fact our minister of ag and food, arid ars Ea-
eta' area farmer, Jack Riddell, is to blame.
Alongtvith last Thursday Morning's mail,
one of the Herald -Times .receptionists
d'epoaited a four inch equate container on
my desk. Every/ea warted in anticipation,
Wondering what gift I had received in the
h all.
it's been a while since I've received a free
en, bitten', or Participaction towel in the
p'M1. Thegifts usually come in envelopes
' iia Y
and that`, what made the latest.rnost in,
tri' in.. it was, also sent Priotity Post
� g..
. ?trite. That made the contents of the box
§'e'en) important. ,
I ripped' off the tape, lifted the lid to find
eletoteetitte ,wrapping. I removed the
(cello have clay to fled a great box, one with
h metal han`dle'. It sort of rerhinded me of a
h pail.
i tle lune.,.. _.., • ,Magician
tf you think it soards like a gift a
Would send, you're not far off. Everyone
held their breath at I opened the ceedbeatii
lid of the green box: Inside was green tissue
palifteperd papef
Wills white polka'do'ts. 1 carefully
out th`e ,
You'll neverg cess (What I found inside?
Itemthiswass
etnber, ' the ministry of
,ent b y
lgrrculture and food.
A fortune cookie'! That's what was in the.
HERE'S THE BEEF
by Carolanne Doig
fashion magazines so for my age. lifestyle,
and budget, I. buy plain pumps in neutral
shades like taupe. navy. black and ice. The
heels are not too .high, the toes are not too
pointed, and the shoes are not too comfort-
able.
• Ole, fashion doesn't dictate my footweieas
much as it did when "go go boots" were in.
At ohe wedding platform soles were the rage.
My shoes made me 'about 6 Ceet tall and I'm
scared of heights. Those darned shoes were
so uncomfortable that I wore them down•.(he
aisle and back out again. then they were put
back in the box and sent to the salvation'
army, Fm sure someone is using them today
as door stops because that's, about all they
were good for. Fashion is still a problem.
Certain heels go with certain hemlines.
Loafers are out Of place with sexy dresses and
strappy eandals with itneesoeits'and kilts, are
,just not in.
'roday-funetion is the main reason I have
such a variety of footwear There are ski
boots. both downhill and cross country, there
are golf shoes. riding boots. tennis shoes,
aerobic shoes. hiking boots. skates and more.
Footwear has become so specialized when it
comes to function that you just about need a
different pairof skeet for everything you do. ,,
Dancers need special shoes. nurses heed r'
special shoes. and oven the average guy who
waljustks taiksa to get thepapereve da would
enefit from well fittinnetional shoes.
Footwear remains a fashion statement.
Kids today don't just waist running shoes,
they want Nikes, People will stay home rather
than go somewhere -without the right shoes.
Until the day when you can attend the spring
prom wearing your favorite highcuts or dorm
your tuxedo and yoursteeltoed work boots the
will continue to collect a variety of shoes,
boots, slippers, and sandals, Our toes will
complain, our heels will the and Dr. Scholl
will flourish. We're still a log way from
having a good understanding of a good,.
understanding.
wastp 9f maney
. SENSE. AND NONSENSE
by _Ron ' etasin
box, a fortune cookie. I couldn't believe i1.
Was this What Riddell meant when he said
he Was going to help faliners give Slit
cookies so they wouldn't starve?
Stili shaking my head in anger over what
- waste- a', , erre open the---
cookie, The fortune read as follows: "Per-
son Who Watches mani5ox in Year of the
Rabbit receives many good things from
FOODLAND ONTARIO." •
Right haw I'm eating tire cookie, which
itself is worth no more than 25 cents. But i
question the ministry's wisdom in spending
hundreds or, thousands of dollar% to tell
every newspaper in Ontario about the
benefits of watching mailboxes. I Moat Spy•
the cookie provided more sustenance than
the message ever will.
Perhaps farmers could send their ag
minister some hamburger that isn't worth,
much on the hoof. Md yeti ivolr't have to us'e
a fancy little bog with greettpaper either. . ,
But just in case you do, h'e're': Where you
can, get s the boxes Creative Cookie Co.
gInc„
Washin , .. torr DWt.
If you're thinking' that I'm thinking, let's
Mit say it too loudly, Chinese cookies itt
Airierieah made boxes, with a mes's'age
from the Ontario go'emfttent, tiiist mean
bee thingefree trade'. `
I keep hoping one thing, that's it's all a
joke. Maybe instead of George Michrels
calling me for' one of his infairtiats radio
phone calls, !)avid. Copperfield may have
sent me a magic box. Somehow I doubt it.
Should our government decide to try
another gimmick, perhaps they should think
again. The only gimmicks we want are
laver -taxes, less -spending, -arid -help -for peo-
ple, like farmers, who need it. And that help
doesn't conte in messages found in forttirie
cookies.
I've started one week of my winter VaCS-
tion today, but instead of being at home en-
joying life and nice weather, I'm writing,
It all started Friday morning with pan-
cake breakfast. Hy the time I arrived at the
office, I' was sure the pancakes Were
• fighting each other. I think it was brought on
by.wthe anxiety Jack Riddell caused by left-
drlig the fortune cookie, •
tifilike`the' hurts( n ea residents Who are
enjoying the sunny south, myfariirly ledtay-
in'g home for the winter. We've decided the
weather is Wonted to'head south. In fact, it's
been so hot that some university students
itt Waterloo were pl atageephed sunbathing
it) efforts.
My winter vacation will be spent trying to ,
catch tip on ioSt .ste'ep, reading beaks I
haven't had tinge to read, ah'd soWrrrubil=
ing a sport I haveWt had tittle for thts year.
In the trieantime, I hope my pancakes sets
tie their differences and let Me enjoy thefew
free days i have remail ing.