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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1987-02-18, Page 2ETIxHun°®no p sitor • SINCE 1860, SERVING THE COMMUNITY FIRST -., Incorporating Brussels Post 10, .Main Street 527-0240 R'ubl ished-in SEAFORTH, ONTARIO :Every. Wednesday morning . ED BYRSKI,'General Manager HaA-+H Eiivlcl L W RA I'H ,'. Edl•tor • The Expositor is brought to,•you each „week by the ,efforfs of: Pat Armes, ,Bessie Broome, Marlene Charters, Joan Guichetaar, Dianne; McGrath, Lois McLlwain, Bob McMillen and Cathy•Melady +CNA' •*•y. ,►C A N . WSP�PFPshGOMPt~O,O�y Member Canadian Cominunityt Newspaper Assoc, Ontario 'Community Newspaper Association Ontario Press Council'. Commonwealth Press Union 'international Press Institute • Subscription rates:' Canada $20.00 a year, in advance Outside Canada. $60:00 a year, in advance Single Copies - 50 cents each • WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 18, 1987 istration Number 0696 , Letters signed Just a reminder to readers that • letters to the editor: which are submitted for publication must be signed.. It is company policy to have letters addressing a particular issue complete with signature(s) and addresses. Phone numbers also should be included. It can be• possible, however, to send 'a letter to us with a signature and specify to the editor that the name not be Included in the final, published account. As long as a legible signature is present, this is oka.y'too..If, for any situations which arise; a reader or readers are offended by such a letter, the party can contact the editor and the name(s), of the writer(s) will be released to that individual privately.. We encourage any letter to the editor. dealing with any issue. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Workers angered by headlines Dear Editor: Regarding the Wednesday, February 11 headlines about,Huronview absenteeism - The .nursing employees of Huronview feel all readers of these articles will have a wrong impression of the employees of 1•ieronview: Therefore we would like to try to express our views. First, when Mr. Lester stated women workers are "worn out" and more prone to sicknessthan men, let .me make it clear - there are nine males on the nursing staff while there are 3h females clod time) plus approximately 83 part time. If women are so prone to absenteeism, why keep hiring them? Why not hire men? Yet When it has been suggested to hire more men, the reply has always been - women can do the job just as well, some even thy they do the job better. - The stress of the job affects both men and .women, Wedeal with human lives. The other areas of the home areal' as important for the smooth running of Huronview but as far as the stress factor, none is greater than when we deal with humans. The articles in the different papers, all tend to make it seem as though the poor, lit- tle, worn out wife works eight hours, goes home to look after the children, cooks, cleans, waits on her big "healthy" husband Won ed on Page A13) IN THE YEARS AGONE from the chives • Excerpts front the y%And i thought I; had a hard time findinga place to live" file. 'For the past five or six years, it seems" like I have been obliged for one•reason or another to relocate my.persog and, possessions from one,abodeto Another. I had just gone through the horrors of moving again only, a' fey✓ short months ago and was wondering what it was. about me that made fiieling,a`new: place to ' hang r'ny hat sodifficult, when I spotted a couple of articles in The Star (yeah, the other one) that made me realizelusf ow t�ekyy had been. One article detailed liow a converted bio&.m closet," -measuring -only -575 -feet -by -l -1 -feet, -in an exclusive neighborhood In London, Englandhad attracted a line up of prospect- ' ive buyers even though the asking price had been $74.,650. Granted, the place came with a radiator and a folding bed; but I -still can't imagine anyone (except perhaps Papa Smtrf) having designs on such a stuffy domicile. While I can't lay claim to ever having lived in an official broom closet," I have made my home on numerous occasions in places which might have made such accommodations seem appealing. One-roomapartments, run-down apartments, basement apartments, over - o live difficu. IS ANGLE by Patrick Raftas:'. crowdad apartments, temporarily -abandon- ed apartments and, on one brief and rather uncomfortable occasion, the hatchback or a '76 Monza are all .laces I have inhabited at one time or another. ' Because. of thisvaried exposure to the wide -world of rental ; real estate, I feel qualified w o1'f faw-tips tv those -engaged --- in the housing rat race. Rule Number One - If you must have a• room -mate, choose a complete, stranger. In fact, the stranger the better. More friend- ships ' have ended over debates on such weighty issues as whose turn it is to take out the garbage and which end of the toothpaste tube to squeeze,' than have ended over love, money and the pursuit of happiness com- bined. This, rule does not apply to married couples who, as a group, seem to have developed an incredible capacity for toler--• ance of toothpaste tube and garbage detail faux pans. Always read between the lines in any classified advertisement of apartment vacan- cies. There are a number of readily-recogniz- • leierms-which-generally-have-a double.'. meaning, commonly used when advertising vacancies.. Fer-instant the -phrase -'_`beat included.an rental price," conjurs up imagesof hundreds of thousands df British Thermal Units flowing. into a room full of nearly -naked occupants. In reality it means "thermostat in landlords apartment. Bring a Sweater."' • "No pets allowed," can often mean, "the . -iI last tenant's 'cat haswhizzed all over this ' place an,da'11 be darned if it's going to happen again." i • . • Partially furnished,should often more Accurately read, ."haven't gotten, around to • throwing out the moldy sofa and busted (Continued on page A7) RE, -Vous - NH4• 6TARS i6 0.5$R, STARS One more time Mr. Clean I'm seriously thinking about having my oven sealed shut. Ob, rm going to•dean it first, just one more time. I'm going to put a brand new light bulb in it and then I'm going to have that darned door shut permanently. When people come over 1''It turn on the light splitswithaxe and let them look through e- sparkttngttrven Man spl 4head in 1887 at window into spottesslycieanoven. Then I'll send out for pizza and really enjoy it. Cleaning the even is one of the worst household jobs going. It would be different if f liked to cook, but Ihate even using the oven let alone cleaning 1L1'nn the only person in the world who ean boll over baked potatoes. lety oven strokes and smoulders and if don't close thekitehen door and open the back door the whole house smells like chicken, arid em tanking chicken hooked a month ago. 'I don`t know whether the smoke gets out the oven door or up through the butters but it"s there. It could be the door. f always take the door off to clean, the oven Theprablent is t can never get the door back on. T follow the directions, take iffy time, breathe deeply, tooth to 100 backwards, try, try, and try again. Then f fire the door across the mono, bumf into team and rata for`helo. once when lttlAftY fs, tette Edmond Torpy, of Dublin, about twoweeks ago, went into the woodshed to split wood, when hisaxeglanced, and hit him on the side •of the head. making a cut several itches long, and very deep. It Was a close call; for had n been half an inch nearer, it would have entered the brain. However, he is doing as well as ooutd be expected. and the the thinks he. will soon be all flight. The Chore) (inion Society in Kippersis making 'very satisfactory progress with the work, The work consists of voice attire, sight reading. and., haotry. They are prepaired to give the llensafl singing class a ad rub in the way of singing. Ir. 1). Mel.an et Kipper has purchased an excellent team of two-year-old bombe twin Mt 1#acisard Pelbeidge. of Usborne, for the handsome sum of $370. The several members of the Seaforth Cutting Club -have teethed theirtompetition for the point medal. Mr. A. Young is the winner=of the metrial for this season. PleetitelARY le,1912 Mr. Naylor, the new Oedipal Of the' public school is ayoung. activeman and was highly recoirtitiren'dedbythe inspector as athorougil ly competent teacher. lie coni Citi ces his duties here the first week of March. The initial Salary is$sSo. There were anurnberof applications, • ATrout e:20 a.m. Tuesday morning the r- alanir Was Saintied. It did not take long to Iterate the plate, as dense veIcertes of I#Iack smoke were ascendinng from the Iaige balt bit MainStreet, nearly opposite the Dick House, afid-occuppied iiy Ii'li'., VGilham Syme, et -4 rstable and b Mr leve... y y yVtlliairl'Cudinoreaa a horse repository. The fife• brigade were soon on the spot andallthough, they were unabl'elosav`ethe beilditig diel splendid Worlt in keeping the blaze from spreading and putting out the Bre before more•than the top part of the building was burned desphfe the inflammable material of whielr it was coriiposedan'd which' it. contained. The horse and vehicles were all got out uurefy With the exception of one pleasure sleigh owed by Aft. l3 me and a rot df' ha oats and straw. The bel dmg, belonlbged to t Allah, of Goderch and was urlin`su Mr Byrne's loss writ be•cdvered by'msurance, 'e do rat MOW where hfe`willr'esumebu.ssiness. The tire,. -originated froth the stove ape. Fortunate themorningWasealm,i adtherebeeen"awiird blowing from attrhostr any 'directroh ilii consecjttences would almost certainlyY grave been much more serious.. - Mr, colli Sproate has rented Firs farm in Tuckersmith near the Dockyardto Mr. Pullman and.. in d e oleo s coaitng, either to Seaforth or Egmon'dville to reside. • Mr. Thos. Johnston,, a`memberof the fire firigede, had the misfortune tv',fall Broin a ladder while at the fire on Tuesday morning and fractured his left arm. leammiliassata FEIBRUArt.V19.1937 The annual meeting ofthe libray Hoard of Carnegie filbrary was held on Monday evening when the bellowing officers were appointed, Chairman, P.I1, Moffat; team tary-treasurer, E.C, Chamberlain; boak conunittee, Miss S.I. Met.ean telraftnian) Miss lsabelleWatsoti, Mrs, M.A. Reid, Cyril Reynolds; property continittee J.C. Mills tehalrtnan), EC. Chamberlain, P.R.' Moffat, Cyriyrnotda. Miss Margaret Crieh had her girl (deride in to a quilting Oft Thilesdky last. she . entertain( (roan their friends to a party in the (vetting A good time is reported. A very enjoyable eirerting .Was 'teem on. Tuesday et the brim of Miss Mavis pencer wiiean about 12 girl friends of Miss' Tula Merlonaid, a millet btitieetleet held a shower kr her and presented her with a lovely table lamp. 'me evening was devoted teeth. Mitt holt ,. d by ' to • en stn "` follolved a daht ciwnat led ode>elect bf this month Miss Margaret Grieve and p»prls ed S.B. Ilio a Teeketemith, Were the meat of Miss Norma Habktrk acid pupil of 5 Me: 3 rite rera»uth, last Friday etternooft 'A skating patty had been planned but the weather peeved too mild, SO the afternoon. - ivas ve ry p easanth y Algot .tin t la g progressive trokrnole acid other games, after. whreh Meth „Wet served by the teachers. leeeilituAR'S'te, Hee A town wide"' vv'eekly garbage eollechon by the fown SW, , without any added. Dost eves seem as a possibility meriday night- as the Ranilfafion Cotitnuttee__'Was pressed fora e ie a report as fa how the task could be Mt taken. Allister Broadfoot, Alt S, Seafot*, was elected president eif the Mdxillop Mutual bireffito lace Lett panefeillownjgtheanittl al meeting on Friday. l -le Stfeeeedl Jahn le ne Malo.. „ .,.. .... Ordered _..... ". _�.. en ordered to begin a own pohee,have biz crackdown oh double' pai�itrng d?i Maui Street. Council, meeting Monday eight accepted a recoirunrendat£on of the police ooihthittee that adiottbetake"ncammeffeingneittMondaylu eliin`tf'feth'ei"vol ed'dtvi bn a n v ng conditrotis•t�iat are' located on the street as the result 'of • doti6T and i , s d� n ome cakes, filple parking II will be' 54' years'' ago Thursday,that.Mat McKefet left Cecln .: y'for Se yea' i to learn the telegraph biisrhess. Three years later, it 1911, he became expreaa agent; a respon"si bilit'" hehasineld noW Ifir niorethan S0 " y fernier Seafotth hockey ;player loos honored with a Roil - uin night alt the Oteenibore (NottyPatelma)CohseumrF.ar$r player"'hat a special night and #tie Ron' Muir night` included a picture of the heekey' enthY siast on the front cover of the prograiii for the GreensboroGenerais, Ron Muir is the act of Mr. and Mrs, Gordon Muir, of setlfotfb • ..,._.. .. w HERE'S THE BEEF by Carolanne Doig I had company coming I decided to impress them by cleaning the oven (t was going to cook tool. After all I always check out other people's ovens when l visit them don't you? Well I couldn't get the laet e r)a oven door back on. No one was atbund to help. t prepared the rest of the meal and stuck it:in the oven without the door. NO I DiDN`T TURN THE OVR? 1 ON. I'm not that dopey, I Left a message with a friend to stop in and put the door on, and I went gotfing....a chip off •the old block. Ovens and 1 don't mix. Easy Off and Mr. Muscle get up my. nose, SOS pads' ruin my fingernails; and I hate it when half dissolved scalloped potatoes are running down my the sink and after cleaning them you have to clean sink, counter top, and kitchen floor. 1 remember reading in one of those household handy hint columns that an easy way to dean oven or barbecue racks was to spray them with oven cleaner and then put them in green garbage bags fora couple of hooks. Then the gunge would just rinse off. f would rather pttt them in the garbage bags and send them to. the local sanitary landfill site.. ' I love my food baked, broiled or roasted but in someone else's oven. Scalloped potatoes,' pizza, casseroles, . rice pudding. I love them all but not enough to Spend the rest ofmy'life with myhead inside adirt oven. So amts and ripping off my elbows. The side t'tn goingto buy a chain and a padlock. 'then. and bottom are bad. enough to clean but the " I'm going to lock that oven door and.w top of the oven is the pits. Then there's the away the ke . Mr. Muscle and.I are through, h �` g , racks. all black and gtrngey. They don't fit in for good, try. ... _..- n someone. to. Iok up. to SENSE AND :1.�O�1.�M SENSE :71 •by ROA �!cdSYsin T walked into the gym to watch a bunch of guys dribbling,. Shading anal scoring I couldrn't believe it, there Wage' giant On the count • As L watched the practice, I tried to guess the height of the other players. Though' they looked like five-foot nudgets, l learned the average height of the team was 6' 2 1VIy confusion Wet tinderstandable because the graben towered over the shortest; 5 8 player. by 14 inches. That's tore than a foott It"s More than my shoe site I gaped, thy lower jet it seenoed, almost hitting the floor. '. .,.r..,.. ,. , having Theresa good Melon for me have respect:for this -skinny guy,; who stands two inches shy of seven feet -I've never had the chance to look up .t# anyone, literally anyway. -it a 6'" ..e You have t"obe>Ytgheight, 6 5 , to be able lir imide'..: __ - rsfand'wha- ., t it s Fi�e going through , life looking down on people A short person niay tell someone who' screwed up that he looks &eel. ; . Tum foe _doing it -•I dent have ariy choice. Even if I think - highly of so= nreoiie, I still' Ieek down on them. To alt the shorties in the world" I - apologise. Even if you don't measure' tip, I 'understand, That s fi problem tall people fae&-though they may understand the actions and feel,- posite i ngs of holtfie ds•tlittlerue.'eo le , I'm not sure the hp, We know, . ' d a ...oath, the fact she > air appre a diet _ short people can Walk into a store and not *iffy about running into Signs that are hung low enough s'o they can read them, We 'WOWpeo short ' , .: .. plt5 fire ahle'to'walk through a db'or and not UAW to watch for automatfe door C1004 od„whish they can scrape their foreheads. We' also know that sola)) ears ate meant for small people. Nobody thought about us beanpoles when the high gas prices hit=we end UV spening. •dheedreds of dollars - t' tatting front seats out of small cars, jfist Sb We can drive them. Also appreciated is the fact car Seats and chairs are made for short people. Pott don't have knees riding up around your ears in a small car” or several .feet of leg hanging ovet a thair. • Consider yourself kicky; if you're short, that yore -tank swing 4our.feet when yothhit, down and your feet don't touch the floor. We can't parttepate in that type of •exercise Derain: ourfeet are always ori the (loot, no smatter holy high. we turn up a chair.. Ifyotere thertatIttalways filoeto-look up to the likes of myself. Thattn had/ p rovidet another recreational activity, if you becorrie bored With my d d illersationi.=yoe Batt count tie hairs in my nose: I'venever had that opportii'nity, riot until t filet the giant on the basketball court. It wasn't until I met hurl that I knew what it was like to get of rete heck from looking up. Now I kno(v why people always ask about the weather', clouds;, and pollution. It -wheat that nion'ientthat Ifinally got the chaiiide to play the rat bf a''short" perso r.1 asked all the typical dtuestfbii'a like, length of pant inseam, Length of aims and fingers, shoe size, and whether the tjpestions asked 'by short people of talt;people bothered hurl 1 was in my glory. Never before com'i'c t as "...k those "uestion s q ,the same :ones that I usually answered. And you know what? It kCmtileefelt good, but afterwards I felt like a jerk,, telt me, are -those the same feelin'g's' of dioht people? , My conversation with the rant ended on a positive note. I learned that, because of his height, he has .the opportunity to have his university education p _,.aid for through a sc holarship. And, he gets to havefutt getting it' -alt he has to do is play basketball•. Who • says being• tail doesn't leave its benefits? Reeeivvitgga tree tinniversity education, is probably the best There are others Short people are always asking us what's happet e ing at the front of a room if they cant see. When us "Wilda" are at an auction" w"e always know what we're biddingfor beesuse we e'en tee what's beieg sold. Never are We surprised•, We're also the first tri know when there's a change in the weather. . If it rains; Welt tike . •: ftrst.to know. If a hale kids s helium Balloon drifts to the ceiling we're always called' t'o rescue it. Kids love tall people best. We also spend lots of money=clothiecslittle their h'an'ds iii dee when they the us Walk in the, door Our clothm es are ade-to-order,. and that eons. At least we wear clothes that fit. Unlike short people, We dolt t have to buy off the rack, and to turn, roll up doffs'; Or take in seams, Itee beet part is water skifn We-dotee.-- ''•'-- lave to spena hundreds of dollars an ski ours' are built -iii and we don't evert have to strap them on. Joking aside, I rea11'ycan't de55Ytlbe" my '. feelings. of `finally being able to, leek tip; to. somebody, If there' brie Word' that s0?s ft best, it was gefereat