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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Times, 1904-12-15, Page 3Treated by Three Doctor for a. Severe, Attack Dyspepsia, , Got No Relief From Medicines, But Found • Last In Burdock Blood Bitters. of 1 It At troubled! stomach ;—" After and 1 gave cured, Bitters so to get Before better, taken the Bur- and Froin Mrs. Frank Hutt, Morrisburg, Ont., was one of those with this most common of troubles, She writes being treated by three doctors, using many advertised medicines, for a severe attack of Dyspepsia, and receiving no benefit, up all hope of ever being Hearing Burdock Blood highly spoken bf, 1 decided a bottle, and give it a trial. 1 bad taken it 1 began to feel ,and by the time I had second one 1 was completely cured. 1 cannot recommend dock Blood Bitters too highly, would advise all sufferers dyspepsia to give It a trial." More than IG.000,000 pupila, or 20 04 per cent. of the enure polauta•t•ine, were enrolled in the cumnton schools of ti e United States for the fihoa! yeti ended June 170. 1904 Thr, average dully atten- dance was til) per cent. Wuntt,n are rapidly supplauang men as teachers. Male teachers formed 4`3 per cent. of the entire teaching staff l:i 1860, but only 26 per cent iu 1;103. I4BSOLUTE e, , " /� i Carter's Little Liver Must Beer 1 oe/ge4cee„...--, See Pane ti, TE . u r M nit Pills. of Below. .........., Signature Wrapedr Ve17 omnnl•ftee to take as s;.dar. as oars FOR IlEAof�eal� FOR QiuittieStt. FOR BILIOUSNESS. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOWSKIN. FOR THECOMPLEXION Dt Yu1T t Vt NANtt. CARTER ITTLE r ! V E R • i .„•Ls. Ot6t7iJ e.1rtsoi Purely'Pegtet*Dle. JAM,U....CA aa.OY CURE SICK HEADACHE. ,� F r. SO YEARS' •ii i ,e EXPEttiENCE F r ATE N'T$$ TRADE MARKS Destetvs COPYRIGHTS &C. Anyono sending a ekoteh and description map ggtcklytocertatn our opinion tree wuotber a1 invetittOtt is probably patentable. Communicu tions strictly confidential. Handbook on Pateatl, sent free. Oldest agency for eocurtug�atonte, NatOnte taken throng Montt a7. , resolve special notice. Mahout charge, in the Scientific American. 4' S►handaomely mentsatea weekly. I,nretet Olt- • culattom of any eetenttac inurnnl. Torme, 8S k year; Your months, $L 90 .t byiiil newedealere. MU & Ca.3stBroadwsy, Newyork nranOb Otace. 426 U tdt.'tYashinut n D. C. .... • h 'IT PAYS TO ADV]fTISE El THE TIMES I.1TNGTHY .SERMON$. will make night work of it.' " But Mr, ;Lobb himself was humane Sn the pulpit as compared to a certain hIr. Thomas Boston, to whose sermons Sir Archibald Geckle has drawn atten- tion in his "Scottish Reniluiseences," EIr. Thomas Boston, who wrote a book called "Primitiae et UltIma," was min- ister of the gospel at Ettrick. In a ser- mon on "`Dear and Hope, Objects of the Divine Complacency," from the text Psalm exlvii, 11, '"The Lord tak- th pleasure in them that Rear. him and in those that hope in his mercy," Mr. Boston, "after an introduction in four sections, deduced six doctrines, each subdivided into from three to eight treads, but the last doctrine required another sermon which contained 'a practical improvement of the whole,' arranged under eighty-six heads. A sermon ori Matthew xi, 28, was subdi- vided into seventy-six heads.' " On this text, indeed, Mr. Boston preached four such sermons. It is more than doubtful whether any brains or hearts south of the Tweed could have stood the strain of such discourses. But a Scotch preacher, not in the present degenerate age, has been known to preach from five to six hours at a stretch, and sometimes when one preacher had finished bis sermon another would begin and there would be a succession of preachers deIF ering sermon upon sermon until the unhappy congregations were kept listening to "the word" for as many as ten hours without r break—Bishog WiIIdon iu the Nineteenth Century. LOVE. • Love is kindly and deceitlestnee Yeats. Love can sun the realms of might.—' Schiller, Love's A thing that's never out of season.—Barry Cornwall. love do not show They do v I T ynot that l their Tove.—Shakespeare. Ile that shuts out love in turn shall be shut out by love.—Tennyson. The greatest miracle of love is the cure of coquetry.—La Roehefoucauld. Love is master of the wisest; it is only fools that defy him.—Thackeray. Love never dies of starvation, but often of indigestion.—Ninonde 1'.Enelos. The magic of first love is the Igno- rance that it can ever end.—Beacons- field. Man's Iove is of man's life a. thing apart; 'tis woman's whole existence. -- Byron. It is impossible to love a second time when we have once really ceased to love.—La Rochefoucauld. Everyday Swirt'dlers. "There it goes again," said the'trol- ley conductor as he rang the bell to let off a passenger who had only rid- den for a square. "You'd be astonished," continued the knight of the bell strap, "to know how many people try to beat the trolleyfor a free ride when they want to make a call a square or two away from home, "They hop on the car, wait till it has started and then want to know if the car doesn't go to some place which they know it doesn't come within a mile of. ICY this way they get their ride for nothing and go on their way in the be- lief that they have fooled the conduc- tor." Discretion a Failure. "1 was at the husking bee one day. Great fun." "Find a red ear?" "Kiss the prettiest girl?" "Nope. Didn't dare. All the pretty girls were engaged to husky farmers." "What did you do?" "Kissed the homeliest girl," "Did that give satisfaction?" "Not a bit of it. Bach of the husky farmer§ felt that I had personally snubbed his best girlel More Likely to filet It. Noeash—Wonder where I can bor- row some money? Hardupp—What do you want It for? "Oh, I've got a sure thing in the fifth face tomorrow•." "You don't wan; tnoney; you . want to borrow trouble." tM • Maaical Taste. .. "Say, pal" Well, what?" "Why does that man 1n the band rust the trombone down his throat?" "I suppose it is because he has • a taste for muck." interpreted. "She told me," said the young man who had eonsulted a fortune teller, "that I Was born to command." "Well, well," exclaimed henpeck, "she means, then, that you will never be married." Otte -half of our life is spent its Mak- ing experiments; the other half in re- gretting them. �sra� it bettor »,f,,�,o,,ry x young man to blush 16*a0ttl,..thtit titin. c*ta.. _... -.._.,.-...t TIIE WINfaIIA3t TP.IFS, DECE\1UEIt U EARN A Comfortable Living WITH Chatham Incubator Poultry raising with a Chatham Incubator is a very profitable and easily managed occupation. Unless you want to go into it extensively it need take but very little of your time. Government reports show that the demand for chickens in Canada is greatly in excess of the supply and Great Britain is always clamoring for more. That means a steady market and good prices for chickens. You cannot raise chickens success- fully with a setting hen. She is wast- ing time setting when she should be laying. While she is hatching and brooding a few chickens she could be laying five or six dozen eggs. The percentage of chickens she hatches is much less than that produced by the Chatham Incubator. It will pay you to own a Chatham Incubator. Chatham Incubators contain every improvement of importance in Incu- bator construction that has been pro- duced. They are made of thoroughly seasoned wood, with two walls, case within case. Between these walls mineral wool is packed forming the very best insulation. Each piece of the case is mortised and grooved and screwed, making the whole as solid as a rock. Chatham Incubators are equipped with scientifically perfect regulators which are an infallible means of regulating the temperature. No cash to pay until October, 1905. We will start you raising poultry for profit with a Chatham Incubator without one cent of money from you until next Fall, That means that you can take off seven or eight hatches and make considerable mCney out of the Incubator before the first payment becomes due. We couldn't make this offer if we were not certain that if you accept it you will get complete satisfaction, if we were not positive that the Chatham Incubator will pay you a handsome yearly income. This is a straightforward offer. We make it to show our supreme confi- dence in the Chatham Incubator. W'e want you to accept this offer as we are sure of the satisfaction our ln.u- bator will give. Every machine sve have put out so far has made other sales in the same neighborhood Cur offer is to send you a Chatham incubator at once, freight prepaid by us without one cent of cash from you. You make your first payment in October, 1905. The balance to be raid in October, 1906, or if a Cash B1, e,Pr you get it cheaper,' Could any offer be fairer or more generous? SM TH PAVIA, ONT.. November 1DEIL The tneuhator and Brooder that 1 hnnAbt from • • r a^••nt, on than. T wish naw to pap the w•l.N.n ,u t .t thin 11.11if yen will rare no a discount. 1 an• • V ?mat p' etc•l with both incubator and Brondr. I would nut ba without therm because t rlenrr.l L? saran, mora than the Incubator and 11rottd,,r 8w t HTC. Yours rospt•ettnlly. 001MS. w. IHYS:.OP Write us to -day for full particulars of our offer and mention this paper. i)nn't put it aside for another time as this special proposition may be with- drawn at any title. TH.?. MANSON r \ MPBELL CO., Limited Dept, lf`nr•••,•-,n„ 1, Ont. *• . raL ra urr:a or f'b.✓l:.un ,^•.1114,; t•das alt +', Mutt Pam Scales. L n.a•003:•Yt5•: WAR:. •;, t,t.. AT Unntr•.•.1. qt •e Da . ltnntdnn, nn.• ea`cnl7 Ana.. :hast1rslmh,,t +r. 01.00., 11:111.x, bad. 1:Arrullea AT rhathaua. canLrtratt 311c11. 12 The average hobo will not likely choose Walkerton jail for his wintor quarters, as the bill of fare would not be to his taste. The average cost per diem of maintaining the inmates of this high-olass boarding house is a fraction over five cents. Think of trying to satisfy the hunger of a robust tramp three times a day for a total of five cents; why, it would not keep him stuffed with baled hay. tv t '•.•.'.'.Y:. •.:.....;.:.:........•..0.00.0:.... The King of Terrors Is Consumption. And Consumption is caused by neglect- ing' to cure the d.ngereces Cou¢hs and Colds. The balsamic odor of the newly cut pine heals and invigorates the lungs, and even consumptives int• prove and revive amid the perfume of the pines. This fact has long been renown to physiciene, but the essential healing principle of the pine has never before been separ- ated and refined as it is in DR. WOOD'S NORWAY PINE SYRUP. • It combines the life-giving lung- healing virtue of the Norway rine with other absorbent, expectorant and soothing U#erbs and Balsams. It cures Coughs, Cnida, goatee. ness., Bronchitis, and all affections of the bronbhial tubes and air pas. rages. Mrs. M. B. Lisle, Eagle head, X.S., Writes :....I. have Used TSr, Woad's Norway Pine Syrup for caught and think itis a fitteremedy, thebeatwehaveevertsed, AMMO. her of peeplehere have greet faith itt it as it cures ever;;' time. Price 0 tants per battle. SMOKI.NOa A CiGAR. pater Way of Doing It That Ie Said to Cite ra.t 110Mpon.ibts tty, "I have a customer who thinks he $mokea twenty cigars a day," said a downtown dealer, "As a matter et tact, he gives away many of them and throws away some that are only partly eonsunled. However, be 1a firm in the belief that be smokes more actual to- becco than any man In New York, and a boast on the subject in Any store Yesterday led to a curious bet, "He declared, to begin with, that he could smoke three ordinary cigars fa hail an hour, A bystander remarked' that no elan alive Could smoke evert one cigar continuously until it wait consumed without taking it from hie lips, 'Bosh!' said my man. `I do that right along and think nothing of it.' "'I'll bet you a box of perfectos you can't do it right now,' said the other, and in half a minute the wager was made. By its terms the cigar was to be consumed in steady consecutive puffs and not removed from the lips until burned to a mark one and a half inches from the tip. ,A. clear Havana Colorado Madura was selected for the test, and the smoker took a seat and began. "He puffed like an engine for about two minutes and accumulated some- thing under half an inch of ash, and then he began to wabble. Ile shifted the cigar from aide to side, pulled slow and fast and seemed to have difficulty getting Itis breath between the draws. At any rate, he kept turn- ing his head to avoid the smoke and laughing, could finally got to aug g, I see he was in torture, but be stuck to it until he got withiu half an inch of the mark.. Then he jumped up suddenly, threw the cigar away and walked out of the shop. "I paid the bet and charged it to his account, and he told me last evening that the very idea of tobacco made bim sick, I doubt whetber it would be possible for anybody to smoke Leven a moderately strong cigar through in the manner I have described." WORST KIND OF POVERTY. A Dian May Have Plenty of Wiener and Yet Be Very Poor. Muck of what is called success is but the most vulgar kind of prosperity; it is the success of the brute faculties at the expense of the divine. To develop a few of one's brain cells, and these the lowest, by everlasting digging and grinding for money, to cultivate one huge gland which secretes nothing but dollars and the exclusive cultivation of which crushes out of life all the finer sentiments, alt that is sweet and beautiful and worth while, makes a man as dry and barren as the great Sahara desert. He who follows this course cannot be rich, no matter how much money. he may have. A man is rick when every fatuity within him has followed his highest ideals, when he has pushed his. horizon to its far- thermost limit. A. man is poor when he has Lost con- fidence of his friends, when people who are nearest to him do not believe in him, when his character is honeycomb- ed by deceit, punctured by dishonesty. He is poor when he makes money at the expense of his character, when ' principle does not stand clear cut, su- preme in his idea. When this is cloud- ed he is in danger of the worst loud of poverty. To be in the poorhouse is not necessarily to be poor. If you have maintained your integrity, if your character stands foursquare to the world, if you have never bent the knee of principle to avarice, you are not poor, though you may he compelled to beg bread.—Orison Swett Marden. in Success. Struggling With the Language,. A story is told of a German teacher at an American girls' college who was Rot thoroughly acquainted with the English language and the college slang had not helped her in solving the puz- zle. She had heard the girls talk about going off on larks, Returning one day from a picnic she said to some of -tire girls, "Oh, I have been on such a cana- ry." She startled her class one day by complaining against some of the cold days of September, saying, "Why, it was so cold one day I had to stay in my room all the morning and sit with my feet over the transom trying to keep warren." Salvation With Food. Fourteen -year-old Emma, who had come home from her first day's school- ing In elementary physiology, was questioned by her parents as to what site had learned. "Papa," site complained, "I don't think I like physiology.' "Why not, my dear?" "Well, teacher was explaining diges- tion to us today, and she said we had to mix salvation with every mouthful of food." Mut Ile Meant Well. The good man was comforting the stricken widow, "')o not grieve, sister," said he. " !rink how much better off he is." And the good man wondered why she refused to be longet comforted by him. hitt Netr t<tlt•e. Bunsby--They speak of Siultby's negative virtues. What are they? Daw- eon---They're something I don`t like. Ie always says no when you want t0 borrow anything of him. End 'f6 1iw'yr It. 1 "ton nrnrriedine for my money!" she I exclaimed angrily, "Oil. well,' he replied soothingly, "don't blatne nit. I couldn't get it any otticr 'sy't,you knolir,' 1904 Will You IJeIpIt? THE IfOSPITAL FOR rr SICK CaJLDREN 1 orit Cf*ren for Every Sick Vbfid in Ontario whose Parents Vauuot Afford to Puy Vos Tr'eatlent. The Hospital for Sick Children, College street, Toronto, appeals to the fathers and mothers of Ontario for funds to maintain the thousand sick children that it nurses within its walls every year. Hospital is not Jit local iflstitutiuu— bat Provincial. The sick child from ani pl„•ee in Ontario wh,, can't afford to pay Las the same privi• ]eros as the child living in Toronto an.' i,, treated free. The Hospital halt last year in its bed and cot. 761 patients 207 of these wer. from 199 places our side of Toronto. The cost is 98 cent - per patient per dad. and there were 12' sick little ours a da' "GOOD DAY, DOCTOR." to 1110 Hospital. Since its founds. ion the Hospital tas treated 19,37t hildren—about :,bun of these were In:tble to pay and cera treated free.' Every dollar may to the translator of uur•kind though.s nto the Hospital cind deeds. Everybody's dol- t: may be t h e 'riend its Need to kmnnbody's child. Let the monoy of the straw, be mercy t the weak. The Hospital lays out dir denrls of health :111 12111/111121..q/ to suit. inv childh cid every duliur that [Till by the hien, of little children, 11 you know any sick child t 4' your ueighborhot !Nr. t\ 110 is sic, or ori, lied or has cls frot send t he pat ' _ eat'+ name to 11 I$o4pICul. •'Sn10'S 8NITTINo" Nee th>' examl' t aehitt can 'ao •1one for elul,•Ino tehildr' t her•• were 11 like cases host Its r 10111 but ,reds in 2S ye,,rd. :1 SIASSACW.. • rerere A' T'rR Please send contributions to .T. lio: •sn',, Chairman, or to Ilnn•r1114 Aavi.. 11, iiee..Tr•as., of Tho eloy,ILel for Sic '1, 11roil, College Street, Toronto. An Unconscious Benefactor. [Exchange.) Old Bill Smithers stood aroma' Runnin' everybody down, Used to stop his work to say Things about folks out our way. Used to make ns all so mad By the vexin' way be had, That we lived in mortal fear Of his tongue--'twas that severer Used to do our level best Raisin' crops to beat the rest, 'Cause Bill said, with many a sneer, Wa'n't no fus-class farmers here. Tried the very best we knew Fur to raise big cattle, too Hustled day and night to show That Bill Smithers didn't know. Bill kep' bossin' people so 'That he let his own work go Now 'bout all that he has got Is mortgages; an' they're a lot. But as folks he criticised Prospered till you'd be surprised. He was rrritatin'; still, We are much obliged to 13111. Femenine Aggression. [London Truth.) 'Tis the voice of the workman, I hear him complain, "Here is woman, confound her! she's done it again 1 So long as she stuck to the learned pro- ' fessions I didn't care much for her frequent aggressions. As a lawyer or doctor I said, 'Let her bel' She could not, as a dentist, much harm do t0 me; But now things are looking more risky, I vow, Right into the Workshop she's followed me now! "She jibs at a brush, and she shies at a basin; She Won't be a cook, but Cilie will be a mason! A housemaid : Not she! Mops she fancies Would taint her. But she's ready enough to become s house painter 1 The thought of a parlorinaid's place makes her blench, But she's found her way up to the car- penter's bench; And clearly—for who, pray, can limit her tricks?— She will soon run me hard as a layer of bricks. "Hort', then will it end? At this rate, without doubt, We poor workmen ere long shall be wholly squeezed out. Must we, then, be content to go loafing around, While the Wonten prevailing Our work. shbpe are found? Or shall we—while they hang their hats on our hooks— Take their places as housemaids, and nutmeg, and ceoke? And meekly alidw, to one infinite octet, That as 'Lords' of Creation our titles we'te lest!" ..iww ... ESPECIAL PRICE SALE OF NUMEROUS LINES OF "'Seasonable 0 ► TO CLEAR OUT QUICKLY. A few only of the many lines can be mentioned here, snob as; Ladies' Astrachan Coats and Capes, Collar- ettes, Oaperines, Ruffs, Boas, Muffs, etc, A large assortment of LADIES' CLOTH JACKETS moat cleared out at YOUR PRICE to make room for other goods.. Ladies' heavy fleece -lined Hosiery, Puritan brand, A special line of Dark and Light Flannellettes. Lace and Damask Curtains, Dark Prints, Tweeds, Cottonades, Etc. Ready-to•Wear Suits, odd sizes. Men's and Boys' high collar double-breasted Reefers. Men's Tweed Overcoats, usual prices from $10.00 to now from $5.00 to $6.00. lfovs' Suits. Men's Odd Pants. 4 COLORED DRESS GOODS, regular 25e, for 22e, 3 A nicesline heavy Melton, always sold for 30c, now 25e. be $12.00, wwww..wimmwsmow 4.1 1—JARPET! P t: s. ► A special litre Heavy Jute Carpet, to be sold at 15e, usually 20e. 1 ► Bit and miss Tapestry Carpet Weaves, splendid value, 25e. 11 IA A better line, nice colors and patterns, for 35c ; and many other 41 v. lines equally good value. i P. OILCLOTH AND LINOLEUM ' 3 le 0 Linoleum from 1 to 4 yards wide are goods you can save from 4 10 to 35 per cent. r t. on, z lo It is to your pocket -we appeal. Money well spent is a pleasure to all, I iCall and see these goods. ..t j Produce wt. " 4 ► Taken T. A. id K po�� "99ell ► As Usual. 0' 4 Oka* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA*AAA AAA* AAAAAA A e .. AAAA AAA • Vegetable, liver pi .;.s. That Ayer§PisIcsownhsattipthaetywanre.bill'ihoeuys::srs: sick-headache.;:.'>�° Want your moustache or beard BUCKINGHAM'S DY E *beautiful brown or rich black? age rten ars. or mean= Oita r. ma.s oo.. guiles. A.a, 'ROPED WAY fib WALK. 1 hyslenl Instructor Gives Advice on the Subject. " le way to walk straight Is not to Chi k of the shoulders at all, says a pit steal instructor. Bang your arms to ely at your sides and hold your - 401' erect by moderate tension of the bat: ,r and abdominal muscles and the Mu cies of the neck. Then your shoul- dei • will have to hang right. Den't "throw out" your ehest. The cbt. at that is inflated properly by deep breathing is bound to be thrown out, and thrown out not like that of a stuffed figure, but naturally, because it can't help it, D ,n't walk with a stiff neck. ]:fold your head erect the way an animal does. Watch a deer. Its neck is al- ways in motion, yet it is always held beautifully. Your head poised on a stiffly held neck is no good for either balancing or looking around you. Pois- ed confidently on strong but pliant neck muscles, it becomes what a head should be, Many classes of men Who do much walking, such as Indians, guides and trappers, walk with their bodies in- clined forward a little bit. But they don't round their shoulders or stoop their heads. They beeline forward from the hips. This throws their weight a little ahead and gives the leg muscles the chance to exert all their power in the best directions. But the upper body is never bent by these men. It simply is held forward from the hips at a very slight, barely percepti- ble, angle. Even if correct poise in walking had nothing to do with other forms of athletics it would be invaluable in it- self. The matt who walks right is go- ing to keep his organs—heart, kidneys, liver and lungs—in splendid form. But, besides all this, it helps wonderfully itt all outdoor sports. PAPUAN CANNIBALS. +Th ' Must :Warder and esti Itattona $loon to Attain Manhood. The cannibal instinct of the Papuan of New Guinea is not hard to explain. In alt the 313,000 square utiles of New Guinea there is not n tribe which doeil not regard murder as a ]:nightly ag. complisitnlent. I'ntll a mart has taken P. human life and has sipped human blood 11018 all object of ridicule. Ile lit not permitted to tattoo hitudelf, and With a skin thus unadorned he is shun- ned by Papuan society. 1 Immediately after killing some one, however, the murderer must undergo six days of "purification," which are marked by various uncanny rites. He first washes himself and bis weapon and seats himself upon a stage in the sight of the whole town, but neverthe- less unnoticed by all. During this time he must eat nothing except roasted ba- nanas, the pulp of which he bites out and the rest he throws away. On the third day he has so far purified him- self that his friends entertain him at a feast, and on the fourth day he decks himself with all the ornaments of his home and parades up and down the viI- lage. After being thoroughly admired he walks down to a river, and, stand- ing with feet wide apart, he lets all the boys who want to become great men swim through bis legs. On the next day at dawn he jumps from bed and yells out of the window at the top of his Tangs. His shout is supposed to scare away the ghost of his victim. On the following day he returns to his wife, who has spurned 111011 up to this time, and is once wore installed as the respected lord of bis household. Snakes In the Water. All reptiles swim. Almost all snakes move through the water with as much ease and rapidity as on land. Rattle- snakes, for example, are much given to swimming in placid water If It is not too cold. In the everglade lakes of Florida they may be often seen. It is well to know that to attack trent a. boat a poisonous snake in the crater is tt much more dangerous proceeding than to attack the snake on hind. The #sawn is that the reptile will immedi- ately make for the boat, since it must have a solid base from which 10 Strike. It half leaps and half etintlis into the craft, and there is a fight nt uncom- fortably close quarters.--Suceesa. A Wedding 'Warning. The ;beton peasant does not believe in any such new tangled doetrine aS that of the equality of the sexes, and he makes that clear when he takes tan- to himself a wife. Then, according to ancient eastern, directly the fatal knot is tied tits bridegroom gives the bride a smart box on the ear, saying, "This 18 how it feels whet' you displease me." After tide nngnllriht proceeding he draws her tenderly toward hint and kisses her say Ing, "And this 18 how it feels when you treat are well,"