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A Standard Remedy
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Canada for nearly Sixty Years
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T +: SVINUBAM TJ S, SE1TEEEP 15, 1904
THE FUNNY CORK SPIDER,
vie Can't $pia n Welt, but Ile Slake.
an Effort to Wuik.
Perhaps you have read in books of
natural history about spiders which do
pot make webs, ne most sensible ants
dere are supposed to do, but lie in wait
for their prey and do other unspider-
like things, The spider which I ant
going to tell about doesunspider•ill;e
things, too, and I am quite sure that
you can never lettuce one to make a
web.
Get an old cork of a small size and
some toothpicks. Stick the toothpicks,
, cams
Diarrhoea, Dysentery, Cholera,
Cholera Morbus, Cholera Infan-
tum; Cramps, Colic, Sea Sickness
and all Summer Complaints.
Its prompt use will prevent a
great deal of unnecessary suffer-
ing and often save Iife.
Price, 33c.
The T. t:,burn Co., Limited. Toronto. Ontario.
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Insurauee agents are ne iu arms
against a scheme which we understand
is being canvassed by the agents of a
United States life company. Thesoheme
is to induce a citizen to become n mem'
ber of a favored class of policy -holders
in this corer Any, which class is to 1 e
limited to 600 members. He is promised
a special profit on all the linsiness written
on poliey.bolriers who are not in the for
tunate Claw, and an estimate fs shown
him which promises very large returns
The scheme is condemned by financial
journals as a fraud. The Monetary
Times says: '•Thu Hebeme has been
tested and tried in tho United States. It
hats been condemned by neatly every
State insurance department. and is pro•
hibited in many of the States because it
is claimed to be illegal and n fraud upon
policyholders generally. It is some-
what similar to the attempt made to give
certain of:3cers or promoters of compan-
ies a Special bonus of percentage of
snick." .
A 'AIME
Carters
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THE CONK MMIMI.
two into each end of the cork, and
then bend them in the middle until
they crack. Do not break them clear
through, but on one side only, so that
they will bend and tem your spider's
jointed legs as the picture shows.
Place your spider on a table top and
you will see that he looks quite lifelike.
Now get some water in a teaspoon
and shake a drop ou each of Itis leg
joints. They will immediately begin to
move, and your spitler.will appear to
have suddenly come to life.
Of course it will not race madly
across the table or dance, but if the
toothpicks he of tough wood and the
top of the table smooth, it will wiggle
a good deal and astonish all your
friends who see the trick.—Exchange.
ROUND THE VILLAGE.
An 01.1 Children's Game Which Int
Played In Many Ways.
Round the village is nn old game
which has many modifications, The
children form a ring and, with arms
upraised, sing:
Round and round the village,
Round and round the village,
Round and round the village,•
.As we have done before.
The child going "round the village"
is supposed to get back to his starting
point a certain number of times, ac-
cording to the size of the ring, by the
time the verse ends.
Then they sing:
In and out the windows,
In and out the windows,
In and out the windows,
As we have done before.
This time, he Must go faster and get
in one window and out the next, run-
ning in and out of the ring -and back
to the starting point while the song
lasts. Another then takes his place.
Another way to play the game is to,
have one child go round and round the
village, etc., and to touch a little friend.
Thea go in and out the windows with
the "tagged" child following, going in
and out the same places, 'trying to
catch the first child, singing:.
• "In and out the windows (three
times) and catch your little friend."
Boys and College.
When a boy tells um he just yearns
for an education, that he longs to go
to college, but that lie has no one to
'help hint, as other boys have, that if
be had n rich father to send him to
college he could make something of
himself, I know perfectly well that the
boy does not yearn for an education,
but that he would simply like to have
it, if it could be got without much
effort, says a writer hi Success. Ile
does not long for it as Lincoln did.
When a boy today says that he cannot
go to. collage, though deaf, dumb and
blind girls manage to t10 it, I know
that he has such a knack of seeing dif-
ficulties
ifficulties that he will not only miss col-
lege, but will probably also miss most
of what is worth while in Iife.
"Well, So Long."
You have often heard people hi part-
ing say, "Well, so long." IIave you
ever wondered how it came to be used
in this way? Somebody has discovered •
that it is derived from the Norwegian
"sun laenge," a common form of fare-
well in that Land of the Midnight Sun.
Are a sure and permanent euro for all
Kidney and Bladder Troubles,
BACKACHE
is tho first sign or Kidney Trouble.
Don't neglect it 1 Check it in time!
Serious trouble will follow if you don't,
Cure your Backache by taking
DOAN9S KIDNEY PILLS.
Ton Tame.
"Do you think that a young man
ought to go into politics?"
"No," answered 'Wrencho Bob.
"'There's nothing in it. I went to a
political convention once. Ail they did
was to holier and wave their hands.
There wasu't at shot fired."
A Lesson In Arithmetic.
Teacher—Tommy, if you naive na • g a^
your
little brother nine sticks of cantly and
then took away seven, what would
that make? Tommy—It would make
him yell. .•
Consulting to Profit.
First Doctor—Then we decide not to
operate. Second Doctor—Yes. What
do you think we ought to charge him
for deciding not to operate?
Didn't Ask the Impossible.
Her lather --My daughter can never
be yours. IIer,O.over—That is obvious,
and I do not ask it. I want her to be
my wife.
The wealth of it man is the number
1
of things which he loves and blesses,
which he is loved and blessed by.—
i
I NO DXPPERENON,
N. rliitinrtlstu is made as to the kind
of Pales that Dr. Leunhnrdt's Hem•Roid
1('un-e.
, The names Internal, External, Bleed-
; ing, Blind, Irehing, Suppuration„ ('to ,
are simply names of the different stages
through which every case passes if it eon.
Iian('s lona enough.
r.
e3 aro i
T a caused by at
or congestion e
g
.u• 'lalower tuition o. blood in the to c r bowel,n
s�
' it oleos an internal remedy to rmove
the cause.
Dr. Leonhardt's Hem•Roid is a tablet
• taken ,nk n internally.
Ir. is a petntanent cure and no,caso of
• Piles has ever been found it failed to
cure. ]Noisy back if it does.
A guarautee with every peekaee.
Price $1.00 at any draggists'A, or The
SV i I son -F3 le 0o., Limited, Niagara Falls,
Ont.
i ' ' • Coffee a Disinfectant.
"Drink plenty of coffee if there is
sickness around you," said a physi-
cian. "Coffee is at, good preventive of
typhoid fever and cholera. This bas
been proven. Cholera germs and ty-
phoid germs have been thrown into
coffee and the aromatic drink has not
once failed to kill the germs within
• an hour. hence, amid contagious cdn-
ditious do not neglect, among your oth-
er precautions, to (rink three cups of
strong coffee at each olein."
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Stands No Chance.
Fond Mother—I am not surprised,
Edith, that young Mr. Illahmes. pre-
fers your society to that of Kate Gar-
linghorn. She may be more (lashing
and coquettish, but she is far front be-
ing your equal In the enduring quill!='
1 ties of intellect and culture. Miss
Edith—Yes, that's Where I've got the
bulge ou poor little Kit.
It means the same as goodby in our
language and. au revoir in French and
is pronounced with the "g" softened. _-.-----
Among the early Settlers in American
there were many Norwegians, and the
plarnsc Was picked up from them. "So
long" is also in general use among the
Dutch in South Africa.
On Ills Dignity.
It `vas the evening of the day on,
Which Clyde, aged. five, bad worn his
very first pair of•trousers. He and his
two sinal] sisters were being put to
bed. His father, assisting in the Capac-
ity of nurse, said, "Come now, Clyde.
let ,of
undress you."
The little man drew himself up and,
with a great air of offended dignity,
corrected;
"You mustn't say' undress me any
more! You must say unpants me!"—
Little Chronicle. •
3'o Lhngh.
It must delight a cow to gee
The antics of her calf,
And yet her state is pitiful
Because site cannot laugh
'Velma joy to fly ti mile within
A minute and a half,
But how can birds have any fun
tt they tan never laugh?
Let whale! be +rnonareh and hove an
The Salt sea they can quaff. '
Wa Choose to be mere boys and girli
Arid somp(Itttca have n laugh.
0 -holiday Magazin*.
ruaniee Stone.
I'unt!ce stone is a porous feldspathic
scoria front volcanoes. The pores are
linear and so fine as often to be barely
visible except by means of it magnify-
ing glass, Its .specific gravity is 2.:; to
2,4 ---Water being the unit --but by rea-
son of its spongy texture pieces are
'. often buoyant enough to dont on water.
it consists chiefly of silica, with seine.
times 17 per cent of lumina, O. per ceut
of soda and 4 per cent of potash. It is
of grayish similes of color, passing lute
yellow and brown. The chief source
from which it Is obtained for colorer-
ciui purposes is Campo Bianco, one of
the Lipari islands, where it forms a hill
nearly 1,000 feet high.. In the arts
pumice is largely employed, mostly in
a pulverized state, as a polishing mate-
rial for ivory, wood, glass, marbles, etc.
It Is also used In lutnp for grinding and
smoothing tnetatllie surfaces, leather,
etc., and in the preparation of parch-
mout.3, etc. Quantities of the pulver-
ized pumice are used in making fancy
soaps,
Meerselinunt Pipes.
'.k. meerschaum pipe that would have
brought $23 tea years ago wouldn't
bring more than $10 now," said a to-
iaceonist, "Meerschaum pipes used to
be fashionable and popular Ill America,
but they are not much sought for to-
day.
ue;our Contest Per is for/de In T Let,
Among some of the 'wilder Tibetan
tribes in the Ii:oluo-lion there Is .a ,eurt-
ouo marriage ceremonial function,
''i'lais consists in piaelug the girl, on
herwedding morn, in the tipper part of
a tree, while her male relatives remain.
on tete lower limbs, or oleo in the back
part of her father's tent or but, while
these same relatit•es guard the en.
trance, in each caro the latter being
armed with lolo thorn stieks. '
The groom, when these preparations
have been completed, rides up and an -
pounces his intention of seizing the
bride, This requires fortitude, for
the relatives beat him unmercifully
when he attempts to reach the woman.
If he manages to elude his assailants
and touch the toe of the woman she le
his, he is welcomed into the family
anti complimented on his ardor, Should
he fail he suffers not only She incon-
venience of being wifeless, but the
loss of cattle and other presents given
during the negotiations. By the sale
of a girl to one ntau, however, the fa-
ther does not relinquish his claims up-
on her, but may sell her to other suit-
ors who come afterward, until she may
have half a dozen husbands.
Which Bye Ia. Stronger?
hero is a little test for your eyes
that will soon .show you whish of them
"It isn't strange that the liking for is the stronger. Place an object about
them sltoul1 have waned. The meer- two inches in diameter on a level with
scheme- is till unsatisfactory pipe at your eyes and move back from it about
the best. Drop it and It is irretrievably fen feet. Then point to it and take
broken. Try to color it, and for a sight along the top of your pointing
month it tastes like soap. finger until the object and the tip of
"It isn't the meerschaum in one of your finger are exactly in a line with
these pipes that colors anyway, It le the eye from which you are sighting.
a mixture of beeswax and oil that the Next open the other eye and see if the
carvers rub into the block before they object seems to liave moved from the
curve it. You Could smoke a pipe of straight line. If it bus not moved to
pure ineersehaum all your Iife, and at ono side apparently, the eye with which
your death It would be as white as it you first looked is the stronger, as the
had ikon at your birth. It is the oil addition of the other's vision does not
and beeswax-conly that—which colors." ' change the focus. If the object seems
to have moved, it proves that the other
eye is the stronger, the difference be-
ing measured by the distance that the
object appears to have moved.
Tr? sighting with both eyes open
first. Then look with first one eye and
then the other and see how far out of
line each makes the object appear. The
one that is farthest out of lino is the
weaker eye.
Faults In Conversation.
Dean Swift once said: "There are
two faults in conversation which ap-
pear veil, dIlrerent, yet arise from the
same root and are equally blamable.
I mean an impntience to interrupt oth-
ers and the uneasiness of being in-
terrupted ourselves. The two chief
ends of conversattion are to entertain
and improve those we are among or to
receive those benefits ourselves, which
whoever will consider cannot possibly
run into ether of those two errors, be-
cause when any man speaketh in com-
pany it is td be supposed he doth it for
his hearers' sure and not his own, so
that common discretion will teach us
not to force their attention if they •
are not willing to lend it, nor, on tate
other side, to interrupt him who is
in possession. because feat is iu the
grossest manner to give the preference
to our own good sense."
Origin of timideville.n
The word "vaudeville," which now
nionne n play in which songs are intro-
duced,
songs
is a corruption of Vaux de Vire,
the nmes of two valleys in Normandy.
A fuller in Vire, in the fifteenth cen
tury, composed some humorous and
satirical drinking songs, which were
very popular throughout France, under
the Immo of their native pL'ice. "Vaux
cle Vire." The terms seem to have
been corrupted into voix de ville. A
collection of songs was published at
Lyons in 1;101 eutitled "Chansons Voix
de Ville," and another at Paris in 1570
called "lecueil des Plus Belles Chan-
sons en Forute des Voix de Ville."
Both these publications were probably
reprints of the original songs. At any
rate, the name "vaudeville" bins in some
way grown out of them.
What Our Eyes Do Not See.
Suppose that our eyes were attuned
to the vibrations revealed to us by the
bolometer. Instead of seeing the stars
flint we now see we should perceive
Bumps on the Head.
The Lump raised by a blow on the
head le due to the resistance offered
by the herd skull and its close connec-
tion with the movable elastic scalp by
many circumscribed bands of connec-
ti•e tissue.
The result of a blow, when the scalp
is not cut, is the bruising and lacera-
tion of many of the smalll blood ves-
sels or capillaries. Blood or its fluid
constituent, serum. is poured into the
meshes of the surrounding connective
tissue. which is delicate, spongy, dis-
tensible and cellular, and the well
known bump or lump is quickly
formed. This cannot push inward at
all and naturally takes the line of least
resistance. n'
c . Sh liar lams may y be
formed on the shin in exactly the same
wny, for the shin bone also is covered
only by skin and subcutaneous con-
nective tissue.
The I.nrgrest Cities of Antiquity.
The greatest cities of ancient times
were Babylon and Rome. The former
is said to have had an area of 100 to
200 square utiles. Its houses were
three or four stories high. but palaces
and gnrdens,occupiecl much of the vast
urea, so that the population was not
' what these figures would seem to in-
dicate. In fact, it is saki by one his-
torhr that uine-tenths of this area
• WAS taken up by gardens and orcherds.
The total population of the city under
Nebuchadnezzar and his son Evil Mero-
claach Is estimated at upward of 2,000.-
000.
3,000:000. Rome reached its ;neatest size
during the fourth century of our era,
and its population was then about
",:.00,000.
those whose unlit has long been extin-
guished, whose existence the methods
of modern physics have enabled us to
prove, The stns would nppeur surround-
ed -1)y its corona. changing in forth and
position every instant, and We should
no longer be obliged to wait for total
eclipses to study this phenomenon. Cur-
rents of hot air would become visible
like snow squalls, and the science of
heat would have no more secrets.
The Rod of Aaron.
The "divining rod," also known as
"wend. of Mercury," Or "rod of Aaron,"
is a forked branch. usually of hazel,
sometimes of iron or brass and copper.
.-eestee by which minerals and water are sup-
posed to be discovered beneath tate sur-
face of the earth. Suspended by the
two prongs or between the balls of tato
thumbs it is thought to show by a
clear inclination the spot where a mine
or spring is hidden under ground.
Turns Bad Blood into
Rich Red Blood.
No other remedy possesses such
perfect cleansing, healing and puri.
Eying properties.
Externally, heals Sores, Ulcers,
Abscesses, and all E'ritptions.
Internally, restores the Stomach,
Liver, Bowels and Blood to healthy
action. If your appetite is poor,
your energy gond, your It,ttibitiott
lost, 1l.B.fl, will restore you to the
full thjoyfnetlt of happy vigorous
life.
Sa-red by n Ballet Wound.
A soldier who served under General
1 Wolfe in the campaign resulting in the
fatal of Quebec was (lying of an abscess ;7,aiii=1
in ono of his lungs. "Well." said he,
; "as I am to die, I will die° in battle,"
• and lie insisted ou joining the tiring
line. Very soon he got a bullet through
the lungs. The bullet pierced the ab-
scess at 'the psychological moment, and
i brained it. The snr;geons were abie
easily to cure the bullet wound, and
that soldier lived for many a year af-
terward.
His Little Joke.
Said the regular customer of the res• ' j
taurant as he stopped (Wilt
the desk to
pay his bili: ".Vhet•e (1i(1 you get that
heel you aro serving today?" "What's
the matter rs it? it?" aggressively asked
' the cashier, who sella-ttx1 another kick.
"There's nothing the matter with it;
1 that's why I asked." 1 Y
11$TIll,aL ANOTHER CASE.
The New system Treatusent, Anti -fill, pou-
t
tittues to work wonderful gores.
When Dr. Leovbardt, of Lincoln.
Neb,, gave Anti -Pill to the world bo had
unbounded faith in the treatment, but
be did not foresee the world-wide and
• wonderful results it is now achieving in
the cure of disease,
Here is the story of another Anti -fill
}victory:
"For many months 1 have been
troubled ab
1edwith dyspepsia, dizziness in
! my bead, cold .chills, and suffered most
of the time from conetipattcn, and was
I unable to do my housework. I tried
overy kind of pili and medicine that
k either the doctors or myself could think
' of, and finally tried Anti -Pill. This
treatment has practically made a new
woman of rue. I am able to do all my
own work. The dizziness has all gone,
my stomach feels ninolt better, and I am
no longer troubled with constipation. I
cannot praisA Anti -Pill too highly."—
Mrs. Thos. Tabb, 2167 Emerald Street
North, Hamilton. Ont.
Mrs. Tabb's letter is only one of many.
Anti' Pill is sold by all druggists at
Pc., or The Wilson -Pyle 0o., Limited,
Niagara Falls, Ont. Sole agents for
Canada,
The Man Who Laughed.
(Chicago Chronicle.)
There was a man who always laughed
As through the world he went,
FIe had a smile for everyone
And always seemed content;
A hearty hand for all in want
Of comfort or of pelf;
Ha thought of others in their need
And thus forgot himself.
He might have won a noble place
Amoug the sons of men—
Achieved a high renown and fame
With products of his pen,
Or walked the lofty halls of state,
To sway the listening hosts,—
Bnt all ambitions be eschewed
With all their pompous boasts.
He wept hie humble way content,
As happy as a boy,
If he could only bring someone
A modicum of joy—
Could make a smile drive out a scowl,
Could chase away a pain,
FIe felt his duty bravely done
And deemed his life a gain.
His friends were many—all he met
Were bis in whole or part,
They recognized bis noble traits,
The greatness of his heart.
He died at Iast, and o'er his grave
No mouuments were piled.
Hca lived in hearts of those he knew,
They thought of him and smiled.
What lie Got Out of it.
(Chicago Record—Herald.)
He never took a day of rest,
He couldn't afford it;
He never bad Lis trousers pressed,
He couldn't afford it;
He never went away care free,
To visit distant lands, to see
EIn,v fair a place this world might be,
He couldn't afford it.
EIs never went to- see a play,
He couldn't afford it.
His love for art he put away,
Ho 1 u 1
.IE C lr' • t'
nit tatOdlt.
1
Re died and left his belts
al
Or
,
Rut no tall shaft proclaims the Spot
I a %•inch he lies—his children thought
They couldn't afford it.
The 'Commodatien Train.
(Nixon Waterinate, ft& 1?]ailadeild+ie Iivsev.
.'pose the .tbroplclt'*rnnk•iine etal,ress,
tbet'e so all fired fast —
It's 'like a streak of lightnin' as it goes
a tbunderin' past --
Is jest the thing globe-trotters like, batt
none of it in imine!
Give me the 'oomnodationon theJoneg-
ville Junction line.
We've only got one train a day; sale's
passenger and freight:
She don't, go siammin' through the town
at some wild. breakueek rate,
Well, I guess nit 1 for when we hear her
lazy old "cboo•ehool"
We gather at the depot for a visit with
her Frew.
There ain't a men or boy in town but
knows Conductor Briggs,
And Eogiaeer El netball Clark, and Fire.
Iran Jerry Wiggs,
And Brakeman Goff, with finger off and
half a dozen scars
He's got one time or other while a -coup•
lin' up the cars,.
Thom fellers travelin' up and down the
road year after Year,
And haulin' lots of drummers, too, attic
party sure to hear
The finest yarns .a-goin' ; they can tell
'ere too—and so
To hear 'eat talk is about as good as bent'
at a show.
My nephew, born neat Boston, says that
in a parlor•oar
They never shout the stations out to tell
you where you are,
Yon ask the darky porter what's the
towu you're wbizzin' through.
Says he: "It's New Orleans, I guess, or
mebby Eal'nazoo,
Or Cairo or Skowhegan; fact is, boss, I
don't jes' know,
For all towns look alike to me the way
these flyers 90."
So parlor cars and flyers I respeotfnlly
decline
For something more in keepin' with the
Jonesville Junction line,
The folks that ride in parlor -oars so I've
heard people say,
Are so polite they would'nt dare to pass
the time of day
Without an introduction. They jes' set
and set and set,
And tip the porter all the while for every-
thing they get.
Bat on our 'oontmodation train that
stops at every town,
Why everybody's in and out and skurry-
ins; arena'
With "Howdy -dos l" and "Fare -ye -
wells!" and all their smiles and
tears,
A feller gets his money's worth in what
he sees and hears.
One time a tramp got on our train at
Billville, eight. miles down,
Conductor Briggs - was readin', so he
didu't get aroan'
To find the man was stealin' till the train
was nearly here,
And so the deadhead thought lie's saved''
that much of trample' clear.
But Briggs. he jes' looked both the doors.
and caged the feller—see?
And backed the train up them eight
miles to Billville—yes siree 1
And chucked him off, and says to him :
"The walkin's mighty fine;
So don't you try to monkey with the
Jonesville Junction line!"
there Denmark - t rP '
1A what is called
"Old maid insurance." By paying a
certain sum each year until they are
forty they receive a pension for life.
Dunlop "Ideal"
Horseshoe Pads
Keep a horse sound in the
feet and give him a longer
working life. Help to cure
most forms of hoof trouble.
The only treatment for navic-
ular disease.
Made by 'he Dunlop Tire
Co.. Limited, Toronto
For sale by all hardware
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Fooling Baby.
Mrs. Noopop—My baby cries all
night. I don't know what to d0 with
it. Mrs. Knowitt—I'll toll you what I •
did. As soon as our baby commenced '
to cry I used to turn on all the gas.
Tlmt fooled litm. He thought it was
broad daylight and went to sleep. '
1lis wtilakers..
Mrs. Vernon Greene—Why on earth
don't you get your husband to- cut off
his whiskers? Mrs. Smiflian Perle—I
Woul(1n't have him do it for the world.
I want him to let then grow and get
them all out of his system.
something In Danger.
"toes the captain say whether we
shall break the record or not?"
"Yes. Ile says either the record or
tae Beller must go."
"How iovelyl''
Nine Pointe of the Law.
Success in law requires, first, a good
deal of money; second, a good deal of
patience; third, It good cause; fourth, a
good lawyer; fifth, a good counsel;
sixth, good witnesses; seventh, a good
jury; eighth, a good judge, and, ninth,
goo tie .— xc tango.
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HeadW Ork.
► Doctor—It is espcclally Important
that you refrain from all head work
for a few weeks. Patient—But, doctor,
it's by head work that I earn my lav
ing. Doctor—Are you a literary man?
Patient—No, sir, I'm a hairdresser.
His Impressive Highness.
Jenl:itis—I stet that new butler of
yours today and had quite a talk with
b]m. Nuritelt (anxiously)—What does
he think of its? Did be say?
n Is easy to see what should be Clone,
God bath yoked to guilt her pale tori but only a few are able to do it.-'--Atebi
mentor, misery,—•i i'yant. ..-... _ !inn, Globe, ...._ .._.... ., w.... a.....*.,
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IN THE LAND OF
OPPORTUNITY
The GREAT NORTHERN
ANI OUNCES
RAILWAY
'4 LOW ONE - WAY COLONIST RATES
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Sept. 15 to Oct. 15, 1904
TO
From St. Paul.
Hinsdale, Mont $315.00
Chinook, Great Falls, Helena, Butte, t
A.uaeonda, Kalispell, Mont., and inter- \ 20.00 30.00
mediate stations.
Libby Creek, Mont„ Spokane, Wenat-
ehee, Walla `valla, Wash; Pendleton ` 22.50 30.30
and t'tnatilla, Ore., The Kootenai... , )
Seattle, Tacoma, Portland, Vancouver, :)
Victoria, Puget Sound points; Ash- 23.00 33.00
land, Oregon, and intermediate points aJ
Prom Chicago.
$28.00
stint'. BASS( P. Y. Vt7 i1IT /tilt.
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