The Huron Expositor, 1988-04-06, Page 2Huron
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Wednesday, April 6, 1988
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No peace of mind with automobiles
When will they invent a trouble free car?
I mean, they've got trouble-free
everything else - so why not extend the
technology a little further - and do me a
favor.
Just when I think everything is going my
way - suddenly it isn't. When the ear is runn-
ing without hesitation - there's some heavy
duty body work to be considered. When I
decide to rule out the body work, the car
stops running so smoothly.
Oh, I don't mean my car troubles are
anything major - they're just, well - more
annoying and inconvenient than anything
else. There are times I wish the automobile
had never been invented.
I'm living through one of those times right
now. Despite the fact I've been told my car's
ailment can be fixed without exboritant cost
to myself - I'm getting little peace of mind.
Waiting for the initial prognosis and now
scaring up other cars to use while I wait for
the necessary parts to come in, is driving
me crazy. I feel restricted - caged in - as
though I've lost my freedom. II hate relying
on other people for. transportation.
And sometimes 1 don't. With a lot of coax-
SWEATSOCKS
by Heather Mcllwraith
ing (there seems to be something wrong
with my fuel pump) my car will run-- a little
noisily perhaps since I am forced to drive
with my choke out and my car idling rather
high - but it runs.
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In fact - it ran me all the way to Hensall
and back the other day. And what a day that
was. There's nothing quite as stimulating as
trying to coordinate operation of a clutch, a
steering wheel, a sometimes functioning gas
pedal and a choke all at the same time. You
should have seen me gearing down for the
stop sign at Kippen - while at the same time
I tried to keep gas flowing into my car, so it
wouldn't stall out. If there'd beep anybody
in the car 'With me they would have died
laughing., I worked that car like a profes-
sional church organist - synchronizing the
pushing down of the pedals, with a pumping
action of the choke, and the turning of the
wheel. All of which culminated in me
reaching Hensall safely - and even more im-
portant - making it back to Seaforth.
However, I doubt I'd do It again - leave the
town boundaries that is. With my luck the
next time I do, the car'll stop dead just as
soon as I get outside of walking distance.
However the situation should be rectified
shortly - perhaps even tits week. And 1 can
hardly wait.
It seems another part of my car is not cop-
ing well with the stress of the current situa-
tion, and an ulcer which was treated only
months ago has resurfaced. Yes, my car
seems to have developed a ferocious ap-
petite for mufflers - so much so it insists on a
new model every three to six months.
So, with that in mind, I will when able, hit
the road again (with guarantee in hand),
and seek out peace of mind (and peace of
car) at the nearest muffler shop.
Oh, ,if only walking was always the most
convenient mode of transportation.
Equality in abeyance
Once again Canadians are watching what amounts to a complete
breakdown in this country's immigration system. Can anyone really believe
the Turks in Quebec won't be granted with immigrant status, or amnesty&?.
And following that, according to human rights as they are spelled out in the
Constitution, does the government have any alternative to granting some
45,000 to 60,000 illigal entrants living elsewhere in the country immigrant
status as well?&
To be fair to Immigration Minister Benoit Bouchard, the man tried to be as
tough as most Canadians would like the govenment to be. However, he was
hung out to dry by not only his cabinet colleagues, but a 1977 agreement,
the Cullen -Couture Agreement, signed between the province of Quebec
and the liberal government of Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau. This agree-
ment gives Quebec the right to select its own immigrants, a right which no
other province in Canada has.
That's an additional inequality that's come to light in this latest immigra-
tion embarrassment.
The Turks who arrived last year, some 2,000 in all, claimed to be
refugees which they clearly are not. Throughout the past year, they have
been advised at each of the four stages of the immigration process they
would probably have to return to Turkey and if they want to return to
Canada, reapply under normal immigration channels. The question most
Canadians would like answered in why illegal entrants are allowed to stay in
the country for even a month, let alone a year.
The vast majority of Canadians are not opposed to the entry, anywhere,
anytime, of true refugees. However, to allow queue jumpers, as they have
come to be known, to remain here is an insult to all those legal immigrants
who have established themselves and who have been trying for years,
through the proper channels to bring out relatives.
This country granted an amnesty in 1983, and another one in 1986.
Where does it end?& If another amnesty is to be 'granted in this case, Cana-
dian Immigration people around the world might as well throw in the towel.
There could be a solution to the problem of queue jumpers. Allow them to
remain but only on the condition they do not settle in any of the major cities.
This country needs immigrants, many more immigrants than are now being
allowed. However, Canada needs those immigrants in central and northern
areas, not in that heavily populated corridor along the American border.
Another inequality resulting from Canada's immigration mess is illegal
entrants head for crowded cities, some ending up on welfare, while vast
sections of the nation waiting to be developed go begging for people.
The time for excuses is long past. The reputation Canada has around the
world as being an easy mark for illegal immigrants is a detrimental one.
Detrimental in that it holds any professed immigration policy up to ridicule
and it also attracts undesirables. This country must have an immigration
policy that is not only workable, but simple enough to be understood by all,
and that is uniform across the nation. The present policy is not any of these
things.
It is a mess,. - Listowel Banner.
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Stars shone brightly Friday
To the Editor:
The Stars shone brightly in Seaforth Fri-
day night - all of them. What a wonderful
show in your recreation centre. Each and
every young star was "super" and to be in
the presence of Lloyd Eisler and Isabelle
Brasseur is a thrill they shall always
remember.
My compliments to the committees,
volunteers and all who helped make the
event so memorable. Thank you each and
every one.
It is so refreshing in this day and age to
hear and see something as happy as Friday
night. I was one of many proud grand-
parents in attendance.
"Stars on Ice" I shall long remember.
Sincerely
Minnie Noakes
_ AND 7/EN, 7NERE�TH5 PARfZEAU TREE
Some don't like spiders and snakes
What is it about bugs that turns grown
adults into nervous wrecks?
This week the busy sounds of The Ex-
positor office were shattered by the cries of
one of the female employees.
"Oh no. Oh God!" she said in a voice full
of concern and fear.
Everyone else, thinking she had just am-
putated a finger with scissors normally
reserved for cutting out ads, looked up from
whatever job they were doing to see what
was the matter.
"What's the matter?" they asked.
"It's a bug. A big one," she said, concern
written in deep lines across her face. She in-
dicated with her hands something about the
size of a small poodle.
In seconds she had a shoe in hand and was
raining blows down upon her desktop, and
that failing to get the little beggar, she
started with uppercuts to the underside of
her desk. Still she saw no bug body, but she
must have been satisfied she had put a scare
into him because she brought herself to sit
back down and get on with nine to five.
I got kind of a chuckle about the way my
fellow employee completely lost her mind
when she first noticed the bug, but it started
me thinking about why people have these
bug phobias.
The bug showed up again later on a stack
of books on her desk, and this time the shoe
was faster than the bug. It was a little brown
MY TWO BITS
by Neil Corbett
one that looked something like a silverfish,
and there was nothing particularly in-
timidating about it. Still, I imagine if it
showed up on just about anyone's desk it
would give them an uneasy moment.
Websters calls a phobia an "irrational, ex-
cessive, and persistant fear..." That about
sums up how a lot of people feel about bugs.
I'm no expert on bugs, thankfully, but per-
sonal experience tells me 99 per cent of the
bugs we come across couldn't do you any
real harm if they tried, and 99 per cent of
them don't fry. So why do people lose it
when they find an earwig under a mop?
Of course there are those who don't mind
bugs at all. 1 remember in elementary
school our librarian was an insect freak who
had a pet tarantula. He brought it to school
once to try and open our young minds to new
prospects for pet companions.
It looked at "first like there were two taran-
tulas in the fish tank the big bug came in,
because it had recently shed its skin and
grown back a new one. Why the librarian
left the old skin in the tank was beyond me.
Maybe he meant it to be a companion for his
big dumb spider.
He took the molt out of the tank and told
the kids to pass it around the room, but that
skin didn't get passed very far. No one
wanted anything to do with it, even though it
was just a tarantula's fur coat.
So we come back to the question of why
people have this bug phobia. They're
undeniably ugly in almost every case, but
we've always been told that's a poor way to
judge.
I think the only reason for this phobia is
that many species of bugs around the world
can carry disease, are venomous or just
have a nasty bite, and early man likely
learned to put his sandal to work on
anything on eight legs that carne his way.
This basic fear was maybe an important
part of mankind's instinctive makeup which
kept him alive, and we've just inherited the
fear and maybe an initial shot of adrenalin
that goes with it.
Then again maybe we just don't like the
company of those who show up uninvited in
our bathtubs, land in our butter and get
stuck, or hang out under mops.
Diefenbaker visits Huron County during 1963 election campaign
APRIL 6, 1868
Mr. John Kyle has disposed of his store
property on Main Street to Mr. Richard
Clark, for the sum of $1,200. We understand
Mr. Clark intends to occupy it himself.
A large number of new and handsome
residences are in contemplation this sum-
mer. Among them is a new brick by Mrs. Ar-
mitage and one of the same material by Mr.
James Graves.
Mr. Annan Spring, of the Base Line,
Hullett, has an ewe which gave birth to five
lambs one day last week.
Mr. James Cartwright, of Hullett, being
badly troubled by rats around his pig pen,
scattered strychnine about so as to poison
them. A pig valued at $20 broke out of the
pen, and finding some of the strychnine, was
soon a very sick porker.
The tigers were a little behind in India last
year; 1,464 of them were killed by hunters,
and they killed only about 1000 persons.
The 33rd Battalion Band went to Mitchell
on Tuesday afternoon to assist in a concert
given by the band of that town. They
favoured the citizens with a blast before
leaving, and the boys looked real nice togg-
ed out in military uniform.
The usual annual horse races will be held
on Fairview Park in this town on the
Queen's birthday, when liberal prizes will
be given.
APRIL 4, 1912
Dr. John Grieve's hens sought to give him
an April surprise. He found in the nest of one
of them a monster egg which weighed ten
ounces and measured 11 by 5 s/e inches. It is
the largest specimen of hen fruit we have
ever seen. Dr. Grieve has fowl of several
breeds and he does not know which one
presented him with this treasure, or he
would take some steps to immortalize her as
she deserves.
Mr. and Mrs. Bert Kling were in Drayton,
Ohio, during the time of the flood there, hav-
ing gone on their wedding trip to visit Mr.
Kling's parents and other friends who reside
there. Word has since been received that
they were not in the flooded part. Mrs. Kling
was Miss Adams, a daughter of Mr. and
Mrs. William Adams of town.
The Canada Furniture Company have had
a gang of men here from Woodstock
rebuilding the walls of the building blown
down by the wind storm. Work will likely
commence in the factory neat week.
APRIL 8,1938
To the tunes of old war songs, dear to the
heart of every returned man, the members
of the Seaforth Branch of the Royal Cana-
dian Legion held their annual banquet in the
Commercial Hotel on Thursday evening.
President J. E. Keating presided over the
program which followed the banquet.
IN THE YEARS AGONE
from the Archives
Entries at the Seaforth Spring Show on
Tuesday exceeded last year's by six, despite
a decidedly disagreeable day. The event
was an unqualified success and well up to
the standard of previous years.
Although the weather during the past few
weeks has been anything but springlike,
golfers have faith that before long this con-
dition will be rectified and in anticipation
have planned a full program of events for
the season. Meeting Tuesday night, the golf
committee of the Seaforth Golf and Country
Club arranged dates for the major events at
the club during the season, including a
twilight tournament, a Lions tournament,
and a mixed tournament. An open tourna-
ment will be the big event of the season, and
bankers and lawyers will play on August
3rd.
Fred Harburn, of Cromarty, who for a
number of years has held the Canadian
horseshoe pitching championship, has prov-
ed himself to be just as proficient with a fid-
dle as he is with a horseshoe. At the fiddler's
contest held in connection with the
Agricultural Society dance Tuesday evening
Harburn captured third prize.
APRIL 4,1963
Prime Minister Diefenbaker will make a
last minute visit to Huron riding on Satur-
day, local Conservative Association officials
announced Wednesday. Mr. Diefenbaker
will speak in Goderich Collegiate Saturday
afternoon en route to Sarnia.
With only three days remaining in the
campaign, Huron candidates are engaged in
a busy last-minute approach to voters.
June 26th has been tentatively set as
voting day for Hensall village, as villagers
go to the polls to decide the fate of beer sales
in Hensall.
Seaforth Towners and Milverton Topnot-
chers are tied two games each in their best -
of -seven finals in the OHA Intermediate
"B" Big Eight League.
One of the quietest political meetings of
the 1963 campaign took place in Seaforth
District High School Monday night. Spon-
sored by the Huron Farmer's Union, the
meeting was attended by both the Liberal
and the Conservative candidates for the
riding.
Funeral services were held Sunday at the
Box Funeral home here for E. H. (Al) Close,
for more than 50 years well known Seaforth
businessman, and for 10 years a member of
Seaforth council.
A combination of warm weather and
heavier traffic than the roads were built to
carry caused the trouble, officials said. In
addition, contractor's trucks on some roads
added to the problem. Council agreed to
seek legal advice and investigate work car-
ried out by the Seaforth sewer contractors.
Young loafers jostling on the Main Street
Saturday evening crashed through a $200
plate -glass window in Crich's Restaurant.
Witnesses said the youths ran from the
scene and climbed into a moving car across
the street, which disappeared onto Goderich
Street.
Police obtained a description of the car
and are investigating the identity of the
youths.
Mr. Grant Ryckman, of RR 1 Hensall, and
who will celebrate his 89th birthday this
month, is recovering at the home of his
daughter, Mrs. Ben Case, Exeter, from a
harrowing experience at the hands of two
thugs who entered his home Friday night at
7:30 p.m. and roughed him up before robb-
ing him of $53 -his pension money- and ran-
sacking his house.
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