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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Times, 1904-03-17, Page 7LCST WIFE A NOVEL.' ' o®m BY MRS. H. LOVETT CAMERON, Author of t' Worth Winning." Etc. She' sse•rrais . 1• .1. • sta THE WI?iGIIAM TIRES, MARCH 17 1904 Sunlight Soap your blankets o will make. them ?i fleecy. will not injure r harden them. It 11 soft, white and 713 ""0"3".?K""ilE".3"."'")1:"44s ;Y:O':I: ".4 • "Ann I to ..1-111(1(.=.71edi," says Mark Thistleby sat by the bedside, his haul clasped in Ellinor's. IIe Was bending clown his handsome head towards her, and speaking to her in a low, gentle voice. I knew, without hearing them, that they ;Were kind and loving words which ho was saying to hte►, and 1 felt no jealousy in my heart towards that poor little dying wife. Ilad ho been •anything but what he was to her, I think I should have hated hill!. Poor Ellinor's face was slightly flushed; she was too weak to speak to him, but every now and then a gleam of Joy would light t np for a moment tho depths of her fading eyes, as she met his kind, loving ,glances. Miss Barbara dropped my hand, and walked forward to the bed. Mark. looked up at her approach, .and thin glanced apprehensively at me, as though to ask me what was ;going to happen, and how she was going to take it. !Hiss Barbara stood by the bedside •opposite to !lila, and poor Ellinor lay between them; anti then the elder woman spoke in a clear, brave voice: i "It has been all my doings that you and she have not been together long ago. I nu'unt it for the best. but I have erred grievously. Sir, I have to ask your forgiveness and El- linor's," she added, with grave, old- fashioned courtesy. And -there, over Ellinor's prostrate form, those two who had never met face to face before, but who had been as enemies for so+any years, ,clasped hands together \r the first. time. I am happy!" whispered Ellinor, with a faint smile, turning fr\n one to the other; and t think t hat Mins Barbara in that moment felt he\self rewarded. Elinor JSiil•fnx-or, rather, Eli( - 'nor Tit istlehy as she was righll named -did not die immediately. ,She lingered for many clays after that. 'fatting away gently and painlessly• from this troublesome world. I have •often thought that it pleased heaven so to prolong her fragile life in order to give her those few clays of happi- ness with him whom she had loved :so clearly un(I so constantly before she was to leave him forever. It wars like a golden sunset utter a stormy (say. Whatever it )eight he to us and to hint, to her all was peace. No disturbing element 1roubed the calm happiness which overshadowed her -- no dark blot marred the serene init- . ity .of her perfect joy. With her re- rn to consciousness, after her first !.attack, 011 1)&111'01. recollect h ns coe- corning the manner of her hushand's return seemed to have vanished from her memory. She remembered only that he had come to her. I thanked heaven that it was so. The trial, hard as it was for me, would have been harder still had she displayer} any aversion or jealousy towards me in her last hours. But, 'by her uniform gentleness and sweet- ness to Me, I motdd see plainly enough that uo lasting 1n111ressi011 tad been maths upon her mind I'y .the situation in which she must have discovered us 00 awakening from her 'sleep upon the sofa: the one all-im- portant fact of her husband's return to her absorbed all the thinking. feeling powers of her poor weakened heart and brain. There was no room for any other thought. ]Ie had come to her. and she was happy; that wa'•. -;enough for Ellinor. As 10 '!lark 'fhtstlehy, he watched her with as tenderness and a1 assidu- ity which. knowing as 1 did, of all his love to myself, drew forth to- wards hila My profoundest respect, and my deepest admiration. Ile hard- ly left her bedside; he was untiring in his efforts to amuse, and to soothe :her. 1 never heard him make to her any professions of love which he co111)1 not possibly have felt for her, but clothing in his manner was want- ing of what was her clue of affec- tionate interest. of 1(•11de1• regard. and of gentle pitying compassion. No husband by a dying wife's bed- side could have heeu a nlorl• }/i' lee's example of devotion than wet: ?lurk Thistlehy to the woman who wus his wife, aud yet was Pot his hove, And to rue .iso iris conduct throughout was beyond all praise. IIe neither ignored )u1', completely, a i 1 nor noticed me over much. Like Miss Barbara, I was as fellow -watcher by his wife's sick lied, and as such he treated ane; ho made 0(1 difference be- tween e-tween us. Once, indeed, I met hint in the pas- sage on the way to Ellinor's room. Ile stopped rte, and I trembled lest he should be betrayed into any ex- pression of his love towards myself. Nothing would have shocked or re- volted 111e more at such a time. But he was guilty of no Such breach of good taste and right feeling. IIe took my hand gently within his. "You are not o>e-ti l g yourself with all this sad business, Freda?" • he asked, looking at me anxiously. and dropping my hand instantly, even before 1 answered flim. "Ohl no," I answered, "I am so glad to do anything for her'," "I have been writing to Rolla," he continued, "and I have told her all," 1u' added, signitirnntly. "OIs! I and 80 glad." "She will Want you to go to her by-and-by. I think she will come and fetch you herself, Will you go to her, h'reda?" ile looked at mo earnestly. I knew what the question meant. 11 I went to Bella it would hr tacitly consent- ing to put my future life in his hands. He meant me to see that all this was not to part us in the end. I. was grateful to hint for saying it; for I should have been more than hu- man had I been able to repress many anxious thoughts concerning my ulti- mate chances of happiness. "Yes, 1 vi11 go to Vella," T an- swered, looking up at him with a smile. "(rod bless you," he said, shortly, and left tile, passing on again into Ellinor's bed -room. Front the first, no one had enter- tained the slightest hopes of poor Ellinor's recovery. !!Miss Barbara did, indeed, send again for the doctor from York; but. that magnate druid not give her the faintest encourage - 1111%1511e htul broken a blood -vessel near the heart," he said: "sooner or later a, further rupture roust take place -probably in the shape of an internal diffusion of blond, The slightest movement lnl ht bring it on, and when that took place in- stant death must follow. She !!light last, with care. one week, perhaps even two; but longer than that it would be idle to hope for." At last the end came. It was even- ing; the windows were wide open, and great bunches of cream and crimson roses peered in from the case- ment ase:Hent. into the chamber of death. We were all in her room: Mark and Miss Barhnra sitting one on either side of her bed, and I a little distance by the window. Suddenly she called me by my mune. "Freda!" 1 rose up hastily and wont to her. "!Freda, do you remember that cab- man?" she asked, in a clear voice: "the cabmnu who behaved so badly to me when you met me that day in Loudon -do you think Sou would re- cognize him?" I ant not Sure. dear, perhaps--'• •' I f you were to meet hint, would you know hint?" "Yes, 1 think if T were to meet him. I should know hien," 1 answered slowly, wondering what she meant. -Thin tell hint," she said, fever- ishly. "that I had wished him evil 'things \w hen 1 was well, but that when 1 lay dying I forgave Grin." 'Phew alter as pause she spoke again. "Did I mot stay shut We should nev- er 'calk on the moors again. Prude? The enol is e010('. Barbara. give n* y our hand. My husband -kiss nne.•, She lifted her faee to hie. and in that parting kiss, Ellinor's gentle soul, forgiving and forgiver', passed away from )0001g its. ('IIAP'l'Elt NNNI. , Chase's Pills Dr. Cly 1 i 'OUR FAMILY MEDICINE SINCE 1867 r MR. G. W. Pamir, Sturgeon Bay, Ont., rites .- In the year 7867 I was very bad with my kidneys. I could not work on account of my back being lame, sore and painful all the time. Though I carefully followed the directions of our family doctor he was unable to do me much good. At this time Dr. Chase was becoming known as an (especially successful physician, and on the .advice of my uncle, Charles Williams, I went to Dr. Chase at Ann Arbor, Michigan and he ;gave nae a box of his pills for kidney disease. "Vou can scarcely imagine how much good they did me. They helped ed arc so much that T went back to the doctor and bought a dozen boxes. In my mind there is not a medicine bat( so good as Dr. Chases Kidney -Liver Pills dor kidney trouble and headache. We always k. 1• sadp'Ithem w would not n ehouse as a think of using any ot" medicine, I Dr. Chase's Xidney•Liver rills, one pill t 1. t10cent a box,'at all dealers,or ser 25 s ' Edmanson, Bates and Co., Toronto. t To protect you against imitations the portrait And signature of Dr. A. 't V. Chase, the famous receipt book author, are on every box of his . Ien)edies. 1 was bawl( agnin in 'Russell Square at Aunt :selhut's. Uncle Carr sat behind rte. as usual, gru;ubliug ower some drfeet i:: Inst night's Ilel• and ejaculating. at intervals the names of some of Isis tuvorit0 d'shes, Aunt Selina hustled :thou) the room in her rustling silk dress. with her guns.. cap -ribbons. 111111riiig h, -laud her. 1 stood et 113 old place rat the tt iudow , and lno;..'•(i out S,t•ross t he Square gardens. ala)3) for the fart That its St 11111441 tree} null shells were Ito longer 1:1,14'. 1)111 nel'r 11011! tbi('I.lt covered With dusty foliate., it might \3(I1 Le that the past eight 20111fi hatl 111•Nel 1 111,11 that 1 was still the sial, iriem(11ess girl who had wearily paced the (111')3 London streets (lacy tater tiny, only last No- s e -t4t seek ir• 1 lssl\ for that herd ined difficult thing to disco% - - emplot Verret for t, pour gentlewoman. Indeed. it ens mallet imps difficult ,o imagine that the past els 1101 1111 n (!ream: that the w l ole of nit life' it 1<ateann Scars, with ell its nuuibet•- less terrors -poor 1•;iliuor's sad lite and sadder death. the 1'etltl'It of Merl. Thisth•b,• ilio nit eXisteace, 1111d 11„• 'hail clearing 1)33at of all that hod divided us from (a'e'h other -that all this had really titian place, mad 'Alas not a 41(111513*' (1!1,'),11) Of My ilni!ta- nation. 1 limited down lust inrtiI et;,, sat 1113 left Mucci, and there wll' the glittering 1100)' 1.1 niall ol:d5 WitieIt 1103. lot a i' 1,1,11 !,Ince)! 11po11 tilt 1`ng: r as se v retried, end 1 sew in it the gisd in! 3,f 3411 m, hal'iei- ))455; If altllk 11111 %U)')• abroad 10 r \ .a better. met' Wilt!: BON u. It 3u. bett ill t•eusons. 11101 we should be par?. 111'' 1) little 11!.11', 111.1111 W011111 1 alma, bout' Billl 1,1•)). and 1 )batel }u 1 to her ea 1.1'1• it. l.on(lbb t4• at 5e11- ! cliff; eta niehe,w Lae 1 alt1 itt Aunt I :Selitla's, .,4106 that lady to me, stopping short in her tusk of moving ell the chairs in the room into their stereotyped :or- nerS--"am I !really to understand that you are actually engaged to he married?" "Yes, aunt; 1 think there is no doubt about the fact." 1 answered, smiling. "Welt, my clear, of course 1 am de- lighted to hoar it. although yon might bare consulted me a little Sooner, 1 think ---I, who have been like a second mother to you, alt• love. Of course I feel a little hurt that you should not have told me r unt•tluuR about. ibis --this ('ttptaitl Thistleton, I think you Suid?" "Thistlehy' is his 111.011', stunt," I answered, passing tiler tine "seemul motherhood" of the good lady With a smile. I knew Int' dear mule so well! As bettor days and good for- tune began to beaus upon ,u.• once more, so also die} Mrs. ('arr. She Was already. kind and sylupathiting; she waited only to holo' the details of my future husband's means and expectations 10 wax affectionate, and perhaps even rapturously Ioying. to Me, according to what the figure of thoso waits might chums. to be. "I could not tell you about it be- fore, taunt, it is only just settle(!; and even now we lie 1)01 wish it talked about." "Very well. my love: but tell ane all about it now. Come and sit down." She drew 11e` down to a sola by her side. and took hold of me band, patting it affectionately as she clic} so. '"l'eil 1410 when the wedding is to be, my dear. Ilow glad 1 ant that 1 have kept that peach -colored silk 1 ill now! it will conte in again so nicely -not a bit old-fashioned yet, you know. I was to have worn it at your wedding last October. Ab! well., I won't say anything about that now." "I tau afraid, aunt, that it that dress is to be worn at my wedding, you will have to keep it for another year. for I shalt not he married soon- er than that." "Another year!" exclaimed my aunt, in horror. • •!Chat on earth is that for, I should like to know! What i)1 the world are y ou going to wait a year for? 1 hate your long engage- menls," she add,. 1, \ ie'iously drop- nd• -they always ping my hu mean bnggnrl• incomes and inadequate settlements," "Captain Thistlehy is certainly not a rich plan, aunt,'• I said, smiling with irritating good temper at her. • "And you lett him at '.Hiss Fat. - bank's?" T 1l8t hen at Kan(tnn Scars," 1 answered. IIers uncle '.:'are behind us was overheard nut t^)'ng affect lignite things to himself concerning "oyster fritters." "Oysters? Rubbish!" cried my aunt. Iooking round angrily at. him. "How can you have oysters in .July? You must know they aro out of sea- son: and pray, 1'1'. cin." turning round to me agatiu with ill -concealed bad romper -"pray what do you pro- pose doing with yourself until th1,s wretched match enure.+ MT? 1)o sou mean to honor mu w ith your ('0111- leany for the next. year?" "Oh! dear. it , aunt. ('aptain 'l'histleby's sister -int -low, who is 1L great friend Of !nine, will be coming home from abroad in about a fort- night or three wre,.ks. I sola going to live with her. hitt I thought perhaps you Would mu mini Ire staying ;with you until she 0.11(1ns, as you know :‘(m. (ire. as ',Non bails just I.OW, a second mother to use.' 1 said. laugh- ing somewhat m01l('1uusly. "Bum! ha! yes -delighted. 1 cat sure. my dear.- said lay cunt. Iook.. hag slightly disconcerted; "bat as to that peach-c•olorerl. !n., it 1',i11 be of no esu't111- use to keep it for anoth- er year, it will look as if it had cou1.• out. of the Ark !y Coat tittle. Th•'re is 711141;v Carr's !e:ll1, going to be baptized next month: .she hes written to int ite me 10 the christening. I. So to it was settled: nr.d Aunt Selina ended by kissing 1114' affectionately'. Mut:ing friends with Varnnton was a Scripture precept vs hell firs. carr never failed. to act up lo. All this time 1 1,114 t,1 en longing to hear tidings of a.r. ('rirtit-. but hail been too proud 10 ask nay mint 3what she bad hoard about him. She woald have interpreted such inquiries into al wish o11 my part 10 1*'tll'w !ny en- gagement with him. mud would have been quite Capable of writing straight off to make overtures to hila upon the stresigth of it. I had not forgotten that she h,td told ane that he 10 Ile iI ill .land ag'.I. I wondered whet het. 11 \l 11S 111,3 eon - duct to hiui Which had altered 1tial. 1 5110111(1 1211.314 h.'t•n very sorry 1 3 think So, (111(1 1 could hardly believe it, for 1 did not think he had ever eared for ate in any but a fatherly itlatlnrr'. Ilut lot. my father's sake, and because he had been so '11d - 101301y kind to mo. 1 felt that 1 should like to hear something of Jtdm• Out day during my visit to Mrs. Carr, 1 1111(1 gone out '-hopping by myself. I wits in Mond street. com- ing out of !te'(irlayne'S shop, when a hansom. cab. which was passing by, suddenly drew tali will) a jerk in • front of it, and a lady wearing at 3ery thick veil, beckoned violently and imperiously to ties 1 drew near wondering, and dart saw to Sly stir- , prier that it was Mrs. Featherstone. "Freda! 'Miss Clifford! Is it pos- 51hte that it is you?" 1 drew l:utk inst:nrt i3el'; my ad- ; u' -$i1,1) to the W011,a1t 3311(1 had tt'a- • (1110(1 and resiled the in the (1uy of inlet -its was as great 115 ever. •.((111, please don't turn away!" she said, in an .' tre1t111q.Y 301('1', strange - Si 1)111}1(1' the p1•oud :diel huugl. (.lir}I Featherstone of old, "I have been luuging so to meet you. and 1 did not know how to find 3701, or where you were. Please get into nay cab: 1 amu lust going back to my lodgings, and I elo so want you to come with me, for 3 have so much to say to yeti." "'ro me!" I Said, in Surprise, "What can you hew. to say to ml:? T I sun no friend of you'. sot have plenty without me --where is Mrs. Lod h." "Mrs. Leith! Do you suppose she would speak to me now -now all the 13101•ld MIS turned against 1110! Don't keep nit. talking herr, somebody plight recognize Me -110 come with 1uc! " Something in the woman's face and voice told Me that she was in trou- ble. was g1' - 1 for enc( , h \ u n bre, and that c 1, uintly in earut.st. 1 hesitated no longer, but got into the cab with Ing, and we drove on. 1\ nen i came to hr close to her, I pet 041% ed that she was terribly utter- ed. Iier dress, no longer radiant with hriglit c010(S, was shabby and wor)). and her face looked old and haggard; there were deep lines 5 )r - i -(1 upon It -lines of care, and al- most, as it :Welted to be. of Want 2111(1 p0\rrty. I looked at her with a111a'/orient . '•\shy has all the world turned against you, 'lire. Featherstone? and why do you speak of bring in a lodg- ing? \tl:y are you mit in your own home in Eaton Square? What has 1 a polled 10 you? Tell me, for I cannot '-nderst:uul." •'I'O You not know?" she exclaim- ed, seeming to be much staprise(i in 1101' hurls. "is it possible you have not heard?" shat! wear it then, It, hat is the good of korpin; it ant' h:):ge•r?„ 1 think „'"e ere quite tight, tient. and it Wo11l,1 1.1' too grand a dress 1411• lea wedding. for 1 :Stan to +%elk into Omer!) ;1. :0y Dunnet and 1''1,vl 111uir-d1rs.. sty taunt 11'111 op her hunds ire inl:'- 1'te! . "ft 15 (1(113),r1gi1t v•;tke'doess, Fred 1, ht -.t 1s whit .h is! to 11•eitt holy tual )'i)oolty in the `way 3 ou (10, u11'1 111 tht•t'w (li804'11( 01: the 201("11))0)• srraice.. 1 ulw\1tys hoped 3Oki w•1 r1' a goect r1101'chwwimp, an(1 kn'•ww 11.1,, pnrlt(nro n: t lett (•1•:y ('e(1•1.1.11,0)1:1.:h•)) \oat talk of walking. hit (•lou't•]t 1)t t hist airy 1314. '0 0 l,Onae t, lust ,IM if 1t 33ns at 110 mors l'ar,>I't;llt'1I''e + , s shop! 111. Whitt r ttn,nn past 1• 1 eau 1... c•Nat,l ) " •i)1 wwth reW e,ver1he hest Inat0)1 its the k,ugd.u0 to marry 1t 11)is,'r: t,1. s1)'))). vapl so }vier 31(1'3„ got 141 wait a vear before he 1•u). sc'rap.• i.p 01arogh 0.1011.• 11. 1(1 tail.( furnish -4i lodgings with! 1 wash 1113 La.ltds 4.1 3 on. 1'1e4.1.. I tin }m deed ! " 1 Inngheli. •.Mitek 'l Lot 'p,.te 80 p0(0. its till t}n.t. WALL11011 1 be lo(. unhapp3 1 u3( t• int let . 1t i•- nal b.a•le')sr• w'„ sir r- poor 11,111 331' 11`1' ge'ili 11) Walt. T111.11, 10',• 4415 1fa)ui13 relt5ar.s 33 Hieb 1 heed not 0n149• t vol.. We shall tent 510131'. at nil 4\thus. N11.. 'l'lliStiehy 1'.11 1111(4 earl 4.1 Ibbs, 101' cit!• is 1 3('('3 rit'h." "oh, Imbed!" with 011 tppetiemice • of 1',1)•weal interest; "rials. is she? \\. • ell, ley deur 1''''1. 1 was jest };01.1,; to "133 that 1 5114)11(1 do 1.13s,'1t the Lc.t:rt'.of (•)11.11g 1;'00 "ale's. '1'1.1511'1(y wbanl she t•t,a,:)5 1•.11.1. tenni 1i1ro)ul, attd, of coarse, !'13,'. 1 liopt• 3 011 :.ill :stay here ur,Yil you 0011 go 012 to rcr lhouaae," (To be continued) • Cbnriir. Every good net' is charity. Giving water to the thirsty is charity. Remov- ing stones and thorns from the road is charity. Exhorting your fellowmen to virtuous deeds is charity. SniilIng in your brother's faro is charity. Putting a wanderer in the right path is charity. A max.'s true wealth is the good he does in this world. When lie dies mortals will ass: what property has he left be- hind hint, hitt angels will inquire, "What good deeds hast thou sent be- fore the& i"-Mohnmined. Broad Enough. A large and stout woman called on a t I dit' f • i A MILLiONAlRE'S SYMPATHY fefaieed IOId /Friend Satan of ;3, itut Started Ulm Anew in. '"A, 10011 whom knew well, one who had once been a prosperous business 111x1 fu St. Louis, but who had met reverse., walked into the office of .one of our western millionaires and asked the loan of $5." said a Missouri ex- con"ressrnau. '1 he man seeking the favor had been a close friend of the millionaire before ho had become immensely rids, The unfortunate one went to the other In fear and trembling, dreading to be turned down, for he knew that the news of his taking to drink had reach- ed the ears of his old time friend. "lie was greetetl with cordiality, however, and plucked up !heart to ask for the money. Immediately the Mil- lionaire's demeanor changed, 'No,' said he, 'I can't let you have $5.'"'I hardly expected you would,' re- plied the supplicant, 'but thought that maybe for our former friendship you might do me that little favor. how- ever, it does not matter. When a man's luck deserts him be can get no assist- ance ft'om any quartet,' and with an air of absolute dejeetiotl be turned to leave the office ' "`Nor, I won't give you what you want, but wait stere a few' Minutes,' • and the millionaire went into his pd- . rate room and held n brief conversa- tion with one of 11I8 employees. In a quarter of ars hour the clerk returned and held out a big, fat envelope to the miserable being. The latter, hardly realizing that any one shduld send him a communication, broke the cover and inside found five brand new $100 bills and a railway ticket to St. Louis, with berth or parlor ear. On seeing these and realizing that the man whom he supposed 3wo111'11 net let him have $C, had been his benefactor, the recipient of this unexpected geuerosity broke down and cried like a child. I "There is not much more to the story except that 'trait the money the man went to his old home and started up a small business, out of which he derives a comfortable living. The 1 morn], it there is one. Is that mil- lionaires are often as sympathetic as ordinary mortals. This particular one I know to be the possessor of a big heart, and yet lie has the best reasons for never talking about his acts of charity." WAYS OF FAILURE. The selfish mortal who never con- siders any one but himself. The young man who always spends his money before he gets it. The lazy person who dishonestly ap- propriates praise or commendation be- longing to another. The lazy' young titan who gets to the office late, leaves early, grumbles con- ; tinually at the firm that employs him. I The lazy *woman who shirks her tasks, whether as wife, mother or wage earner, and slips through life as easily as possible. The lazy than who allows his facul- ' ties to rust, doing as little as possible, allowing ambition, energy and self re- spect to go up, literally and figurative- ly, in smoke. The lazy young woman who arranges her hair, Manicures her finger nails, gossips continually and takes but a languid and haughty interest in the wants of the customers. Knell' the Formula. For Quanah• an intelligent and popu- lar Comanche chief, the cattlemen around Fort Worth, Tex„ built a house and furnished it. They were rather puzzled when he told them that the first article of furniture he wanted was a roller desk. "What inn you do with a roller desk, Quentin" they said. "You can't write." "011, I want '0111." said Qunnnh. "You see, I open desk, an' f sit down in my chair, an' I put my feet up on desk, an' I light my seegar, an' I holt newspaper up front o' me, like this- sabe? '.then white man come in, an' he knock at door, an' he Sny, 'Quauah, wan' tall: t' you a minute.' And I turn ruin' in my' chair an' puff lot o' smoke '11 his face, an' I say: `Go 'way! I ve'y busy t'day!' r en alit 'A1, l! w•n) Ing 0r ler was _ . . stared at so intently by the friend's lit- tle children that she asked one of them: "What are you staring at, little girl?" "Why, you sets, mamma said you were so ItatTOw in 370110 views, and I was WO,Ilderin" what view she got." Not to Ile Blamed. self made Than is e0mm0n euon`, h. but we never hear of a Self made woman. She -Considering the kind of article the men who are in the self malting business turd out. you c'1ln hadlr Walla, the women fir no; taking It up. 7'be ['Kant Wray. Nod( -Awfully sorry 10 hear your ) e 1 s• . 11 s burned down. 1 I( you 1010 3 1' ott ( tit e Did it t nn,thro,,. Todd- )11,, :,. After some very lively work we SueeOrded in get- ting out till the things w c didn't want. What Did He Want? A certain professor is a very absent- minded man. IIe was busily engaged in solving some scieutitic problem. The servant hastily opened tate door of his studio and announced a great family event. "A little stranger has arrived." "rat?" • "It is a little boy." "Little boy' 'Well. ask him whet he, Wants." -London Standard. Earning: - and Getting. 6. "It was only five weat•a ago that I started its with our firm at $5 a week," said IBragg. "and now I earn $50 a week without any trouble." "That's c> It's easy to earn that." . remarked Newitt, tut how much do you get?" site !'nine. "I understand he watt an nether even An 19atlrotenl.11t. "i S.ae the agent has seta 3(5 a tor- i before graduation from college." 'Tee, indeed. \Why, he was the au. pet sweeper. Mrs. Mag.11tos, Is it as t! t • good as the 011111 fash1enec1 111'oon1 "It }s .n: better.t<. Mrs. \uldtckie T. ,, s •',• s • c 11'1(1 east knack yl:.,inut rit. a 1010 f.t The General's !Birt. "Say, limwir, how Maly Mtn slits' s'pose lie's killed?" "AW. 1 'a en! 1 tont yet* Sue he's a general. tletiewils deli t Ile an kil]ht'. 1' 's• bosses d . job." ' 1l\' jest t t . ,1 ,1 Never mike Wends \cith the devil. n monkey or 1) boy. No unto knows what they *will (10 urct,- •Jludvard Iait?ling. i solo n ut w .....a1' yell: