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JOCELYN A. SHRIER, Publisher
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What is news?
• Because the Huron Expositor Is a community newspaper, we greatly
depend on submissions from various individuals and organizations in
Seaforth and the surrounding area for the paper's content. Although some
newspapers .have phased out their community correspondence, we
continue to value the important contribution area correspondents and
other members of the public make to the paper.
It is only with some hesitation, therefore, that the following suggestions
are made about how news submitted for publication in the paper might be
improved. We hope that the suggestions made here will be taken in the
spirit in which they are intended; we don't want to discredit or discourage
those who make the effort to inform the public about what is happening
within their group, but we do want to pass on some tips to help make
submissions more newsworthy and therefore, more interesting and better
read.
To be specific, it is really not news to report that 0 Canada was sung or
the 4-H pledge was recited at the start of the meeting when that is the usual
way a particular meeting always starts. If, however, it was decided to stop
opening meetings that way, that fact might be newsworthy.
Similarly, it is not news to say that the minutes of the last meeting were
read, that the business was attended to, that several matters were
discussed, that coffee was served and that the' meeting was adjourned.
That happens at most regular meetings of most organizations.
What may be newsworthy is what the business part of the meeting was'
about, what plans were discussed and what decisions were made; and
whether the treasurer's report showed the organization to be In a healthy
or a dismal financial situation.
Too often the real items of interest in a submission to the paper are
buried at the middle or near the end of a report. Only after we are told that
a regular meeting was held, that so and so read the treasurer's report and
that a guest speaker spoke, do we hear that the organization has decided,
say, to make a $500 donation to some worthy cause.
Perhaps mention of the donation or of the main point raised by the
speaker might be used to lead into the story. It is unfortunate that very
often we are told only that a speaker was introduced, that -he or she gave an
irrierestIng pregentattotrorr'S pa?ticular tdpirand—thertlseT(t akar leas
thanked afterwards. Readers are left to wonder what the speaker said and
what made the presentation interesting and important to the audience.
Finally, Items submitted to the paper are often written so they are
illegible to editor, proofreader and typesetters alike. We don't expect
everyone to send in type -written double-spaced copy (though it would be
nice) but many errors which do creep into the paper might be cleared up If
writers paid greater attention to the quality of writing and left a bit more
space between the lines. (-Adapted from an editorial in the
St. Marys Journal Argus)
Keep heritage alive
Pitch -In
GARBAGE In Seaforth was collected by
students of Seaforth Public and St. James
schools on Friday. Top left shows Stacey
Hoffman, Judy Middegaal,. Lori Lynn
Williams, Cathy Lynn Hak, Tanya Arm-
strong, Lisa Calver. Bottom le Robin
Scarrow, Right photo shows Heather Mc -
Gavin and Chris Reeves pruning a shrub.
(Wasalnk photos)
Gov't brain waves waste tax money
It's budget time again and despite all the
secrecy about what s in the new Ontario
budget, we all know there won't be many
surprises. Unlike last year when portions of
the budget were announced beforehand
when proofs of the budget were found in the
garbage, treasurer Larry Grossman has made
every effort to make sure the same doesn't
happen again.
But it's time we faced reality, including the
government and the first thing that must be
done is stop giving handouts. The second is
government must cutback needless expendi-
tures.
Just this morning (Tuesday), 1 received in
my morning mail a package from the Ontario
Secretariat for Social Development. it's a
package to "help you prepare your special
bicentennial edition. Many sheets in the ,
package -.are lull color letterheads showing
the bicentennial logo. Printing costs alone
would be thousands of dollars.
The introductory letter states that some
newspaper editors have requested informa-
tion about the bicentennial to use in special
editions, it ends with "Good luck with your
special edition and. of course, if there is more
information we can provide on bicentennial.
please call,"
More information, holy mackeral. The info
i received was pitched in the garbage. but 1
retrieved for one purpose, to blast govern•
At least three Seaforth businesses are in the midst of preserving and
conserving their Main Street buildings. Seaforth council Is even
cora idering re -installing the front porch on the town hall.
Though the slugging is slow, owners of Main Street buildings are at
least making an effort to conserve the late 19th century heritage structure
of their town. And if the idea catches on, conservation of the Main Street
heritage district would Oe a giant leap in retaining the small town
atmosphere In Seaforth. And let's hope the idea improves business as well
as buildings.
Preserving and repairing buildings to their original design is what
heritage is all about. But at least one business is finding that new laws may
prohibit such reconstruction.
Now that the heritage district has been approved, council will obviously
try their best in allowing bylaws to be flexible
Business people in town are concerned of loss of business so they're
attempting to attract business by having an attractive and appealing Main
Street.
By supporting local business, we are supporting our town and are
keeping our heritage alive.
Everyone should
make a will
-- BY HARRY L. MARDON
One of the mysteries of human nature is the
strange reluctance of the average Canadian
to make nut a will
Often this is due to pure procrastination.
However. psychologists say that in some
cases people fear to have a will prepared
because they subconsciously feel it amounts
to a form of "death wish".
The fact is that every adult should make a
will. which is a document stating how you
want any wealth or worldly goods you have
accumulated to be distributed after your
death. If you neglected to make a will before
your death. the term used to describe your
situation is that you died "intestate". it can
lead to all sorts of hassles and problems for
the family survivors.
Some people avoid makirlg out a will
because they think that's something only
so-called rich men and women do. But it's
surprising how much possessions and finan-
cial assets even the average Canadian
acquires. These become your "estate" when
you die.
For example, if you have paid into the
Canada Pension Plan (or Quebec Pension
Plan), there is a lump -sum CPP death
benefit. If you're an employee you probably
belong to a group life insurance plan and a
company pension plan., A fairly considerable
sum of money could be involved.
What a properly drawn up will does is
SENSE AND NONSENSE
by Ron Wassink
ment about excessive spending. The info
package 1 receive included 84 pages, yep,
that was 84 pages on topics such as
"Bicentennial a wonderful success: Birch"
and "Ontario's bicentennial; an historical
perspective."
Hows this for a heading, "Community
picnics, parades and homecomings focus of
Ontario's bicentennial.—but big events are
happening tool" Quite breathtaking isn't it.
if we new what it cost to send 84 pages
'via to overfl11.0 weekly newspapers plus
th 4 y press`Fiidio atd'tefeisl8ii, `the ciixt'"
would so take your breath away.
Just think of what all the money spent on
promoting the bicentennial used for. It could
be used to keep the retail sales tax at seven
per cent instead of nine per cent as is being
predicted. The money could be given to third
world countries to feed the hungry or could be
If such was the case, then the Secretariat
for Social Development wouldn't have had to
would be some left for French Immersion;
such was the case, then the Secretariat for
Social Development wouldn't have had to
send out a neat little package entitled, "May
is Family Unity Month. Rediscover each
other is the logo on the envelope.
I received the Unity Month junk mail
yesterday (Monday), pitched it in the
garbage and on second thought dug it out,
coffee stains and all.
Family Unity Month -- what will our
Ontario government think of next. Does the
government have so much money that they
haye to think of new ideas and ne)v "tgpnths"
to spend our hard earned tax dollars on?
What really gets me is that the people
running the country have lost sight of the real
world. The first line on the second page of the
Unity Month brochure asks, "What is a
Family?" The answer given is as follows:
"Statistics Canada, for their 1981 nation-
wide census defined a family as; A husband
or wife, married or common law, with or
without children, who have never married,
regardless of age, living in the same
dwelling. A single parent or any marital
status, living with one or more children who
have 'never married, regardless of age."
Now isn't that something. Honestly, I
thought "family" was something to eat, you
know. "fam" instead of "ham" with an "ily"
on the end of it. And the government set me
straight --am I always wrong?
Here's a bit. more on Unity Month and
there are some super ideas --some I'm sure
most families never do or have never thought
of. The Secretariat suggests to "have a real
Family Day celebration with a picnic."
What', a picnic, I ask?
Other ideas are to plant a garden, plant
some flowers, (and how's this •for a
government brain wave), PLANT A FAMILY
TREE.
Maybe the Ontario government had
method'behind their madness. The garbage
they sent£o all us media types was to be used
as promotional material in newspapers. How
do 1 explain to the UCW or our correspond-
ents that we left out their news in order to
insert government propoganda in our news
columns. 1 can already hear the phone ringing
from irate Seaforth area news contributors.
The junk mail 1 referred to arrives on my
desk five days a week without fail. Let's get
rid of it. Save trees by saving paper. Then we
won't have to plant a FAMILY TREE.
Besides choosing a suitable tree planting
location could lead to arguments. maybe even
divorce.
don't regret passing of firecracker
Driving along the other day I saw a sign
that brought hack old memories Fireworks
it read. Back came the memories of when the
24th of May was firecracker day.
The number of stores selling fireworks arc
few these days There are still some families
that buy fireworks and set them off but
mostly. the Queen's Birthday celebration
these days either goes off without a hang. or
the fireworks displays are big,-ommun,ty
sponsored events with 100 s or i,000's
watching.
But hack to those days. oh so long ago. in
my youth. firecracker day meant fire
crackers. those little red, explosive card
board tubes that made a little or a big hang
depending on whether you got the tiny ones
or really splurged and got the "canons"
We rnuld hardly wait for firecracker day to
arrive and as soon as the stores started
stocking firecrackers in the spring we rushed
rut with every spare nickel we could afford
to huv firecrackers For the life of me now.
c2n't remember what it was about them that
clearly state how you want your estate to be
disposed of after your death. It also should
name a person or persons. or a trust
company. to make sure the terms of your will
are carried out. That person is called an
"executor" if a man, or "executrix" if a
woman.
Naturally, it's advisable to pick an executor
whom you believe will survive you. (This
writer has as his co-executors his wife and his
family lawyer.)
There is no legal requirement that your will
has to be drawn up by a lawyer. However. it is
the prudent thing to do. Lawyers generally
charge $50 or less to draw up a will.
You can cut down the size of the lawyer's
fee by doing some time -saving work before
you call on his, or her, services. First of all,
you should make out a list of what you
presently own and what you expect will form
part of your estate when you die, such as
pension plan benefits accumulating on your
behalf.
Your next step is to decide how you want
your estate distributed. If you're a married
man, you'll probably designate your wife to
be your "beneficiary". If more than one
person is named in your will to benefit from
your estate, they are known as the "benefi-
ciaries",
Keep in mind that your wife can be both the
SEE WILL/ ON PAGE THREE
BEHIND THE SCENES
by Keith Roulston
Save them such a powerful atttactlon to us.
Oh there were minor pleasures I
remember sand piles for more likely just dirt
piles) where we used to have miniature
mad•bullding projects and use the fire-
crackers as dynamite to blast nut small
a ones Fascinated as we were in those
post war days and in the middle of the Cold
War with weapons, we'd sometimes build
paper airplanes and fling them aloft with a
burning firecracker as pasload. then aatch
them disintegrate in midair when the
p4nwln ame
There were other, eYen stupider uses of
11-i- rackcrs luckily I was never present
when it happened. but 1 know of friends and
have heard of others) who used to put a
firecracker down the throat of a frog Great
fun huh?
Mostly though. firecrackers were just lit
and exploded: mostly one at a time hot. if
the kid was particularly, affluent, a whole
string at a time. There was the element nt
surprise, trying to sneak up behind someone
and watch them jump when the hang came
This also led to throwing firecrackers at each
other with resulting injuries at times
There 'sere completels thoughtless people
who stuck lighted firecrackers in the hack
pockets of unsuspecting people More than
once thc resulting explosion set off a
package of firecrackers stuck in the pocket
and resulted in had burns for the unlucky
victim
There are probably those who regret the
passing of the firecracker. w ho think today's
children are denied something in not hasing
easy access to these "toys". It is fashionable
these days to regret the many laws that have
been passed to protect us from ourselves hut
I don 1 regret this one
I can't we that m kids have had a
miserable life although they've never known
the hang of a firecracker 1 know that they
V.111 not he missing an eve or patches of skin
from injuries inflicted through thoughtless
use of the dangerous little weapons.
And if ansthing. kids have gained. Real
fireworks displays w ere fess and far between
in the old Bass We wasted our money on the
hangers Tl'das if mones Is spent it provides
thc heauts of sane and safe fireworks
displas s•
Revisiting old home town is ghoulish
There's something rather ghoulish about
revisiting your old home town after 40 odd
years and giving a speech about what it was
like to grow up there 40 years ago.
The younger people don't know what
you're talking about. The people your own
age are eithet deaf or dead. and don't know
what you're talking about either.
That was a recent experience. 1 was asked
to speak at a Chamber of Commerce dinner in
Perth, where 1 was reared, after a fashion,
Special theme of the evening was the
celebration of the 1 SOth birthday of the Perth
Courier. the second oldest weekly newspaper
in Canada.
Perth, down in Eastern Ontario. was a
centre of culture and class (rich and poor).
when Ottawa was a brawling lumbertown and
Toronto was Muddy York.
My speech was the ideal moment for a
lapse into rotundic hysteric hyperbole, and
plain old bull -roar. 1 successfully avoided all
three, as is my wont.
1 just told the truth, as always. And, as
always, i received a standing ovation. The
standing ovation, which used to be a rare and
heartfelt response to a speech in which a
politician promised new roads, new docks. or
a new post office, has become as emotional as
a good sneeze.
It is now a chance for people to get off their
bums, up from those hard chairs borrowed
from the funeral directer, on which they have
squatted for two hours or so, and stretch their
arthritic joints. It also signals the end for
those who have fallen asleep. You can hear
SUGAR AND SPICE
by Bill Smiley
the groan of relief welling beneath the hearty
handclapping.
1 didn't praise the Chamber of Commerce
In fact I stuck a needle into them. As a former
weekh editor. 1 know all about the Chamber
of Commerce, in another town. We met
monthly if we could get a quorum. There were
always four of us. 1 guess that was a quorum
the President. two members dragged out of
the pub or off the curling rink. and me, as
reporter Talk of new industries. new
approaches to tourism, and a general
au -grading from the parking meters floated
through the air for two hours, then we'd all
go happily home. for another month
This one was a little different. The officials
talked in hundreds of thousands of dollars.
mostly government grants. where we used to
talk about the impossibility of raising 5200 for
a tourist information booth. At any rate. the
Perth Chamber was gracious and exceedingly
generous 1 think the whole trip didn't cost
me more than 5100.
1 also needled the publisher of the Perth
Courier, but rather gently. i've been over that
route. and publishers get the needle from
readers so regularly that they barely feel it.
except when it goes to the bone or the heart.
which it does every time.
What shook me was now ma a lot of people
were There 1 was feeling a ripe old 28 and
these ancients carie shuffling up and saying.
"Hey. Bill. remember the time we . ..?" My
only resort was to say. "Hoot you" When I
found out I was mortified.
A great strapping chap stuck out his hand
and said. "Bill" ' i responded. "Hoot you?"
He just said. "Roy , and there I was
confronted. and recognizing a first cousin I
hadn't seen since 1945. he just out of the
navy. I just out of the air force, having a
couple of beers together. We hadn't seen
each other, or exchanged so much as a card.
since.
A few other faces emerged from the bald
heads and lined faces: Cam Chaplin, a
rawboned dairy farmer who tackled in
football like a brick wall hitting a heap of
marshmallows; Jack Scott, another boy of the
same ilk; Kay Lightford, sister of my old
college room -mate, and her brother. Grover.
a widower with six children who married a
widow with four% and who grasped me
earnestly by the lapels and told me i should
consider marrying again.
Aside from a few. it was a family reunion.
My big sister, dammer. who instigated the
whole affair. put me up for three days and
tried to force-feed me. Her son, Pete. an Air
Canada captain joist happened to drift up
from Montreal and his little sister. Heather.
took a jaunt down from Pembroke 1 used to
habvsit them My little sister. a nurse, drove
with her husband, some svhite•haired old guy
called Jack Buell, with whom I'd played
football 40 years ago, floated in from
Brockville
We had quite a time swapping lies and
figuring out who was dead, who'd had a
stroke, who was divorced and why We'll
probably not ever he together again until the
day my ashes arrive in an urn
Something unusual. and very moving for
me. occurred at the dinner I was told that an
elderly gentleman, or as some put it. 'an old
man", had been waiting outside the hall for
about two hours. wanting to see me
A bit bewildered. I told them to have him
come in. And !finally nailed the ofd devil who
have been writing me for years. signing
himself. at first. "Your TV Repairman". and
later, over the years. just "YTVR".
I knew he lived in Westport, Ont.. but
couldn't answer his blunt and caustic
comments. his kind and encouraging notes,
his sensitive letter when my wife died.
And there he was. He wouldn't come in to
dinner. He had to drive home, in the dark. at
over 80 years. He'd come all that way just to
say hello, Smiley. He gave me a gift which I
thought might be a chamber•pot with his
sense of humor, neatly wrapped. 11 turned out
to be a beautifully handwrought wooden
bowl. which 1 shall treasure. More about him
later.