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SEAFORTH, oNitARio,*EDNESDAy, FEBRUARY"; 1984
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" Second dines Mail registititlert-iumher oeqe,
• :Birth control week:
To Mark Birth Control Week in 'February, 'the Toronto health
department will hand out 10,060. Condoms fo teenager,: The condems ere -
free and are tiart 9f a counseilintV8OPsion On birth control.
Thefree condontidea hal•stirotili(ted a lot of'response but there are no
such plans forlheSe8forth area. Karen Byers, teacher at theSeaforth high
SChOOt doesn't plan to ghie away cOndoms,in her family studies class.
Instead, they will discuss birth control.
The Seaforth.branch of the Huron County Health Unit does04 plan tb
hand.outbondOms either. Besides they say they don't have 10,000 to give
away. , •
To use �r iiiit to use birth control is up to the individual. But first'we must
educate teens about sex and 'birth control. Birth control; whether It be
condoms, 'the p111 or IUD, is available anChhould•lie. Rik handing Out
freebies could make a game out 431; seX, , • '
- If teens aren't educated, what good are the condoms. Teens should be
educated about the responsibilities of sex; abortion 'and sexually
transmitted disease. The statisticd Of the latter two are alarming. •
The free condom Idea has created a lot of publicity. And many -people• •••
don't agree with the move. Some .critics say the plan only promotes
prom iscu it y.
Health officials say teens who receive free condoms will also receive
counselling. They say they're encouraging responsibility.
It's embarrassing for a teenager to walk Into a drug store and buy
condoms and it will probably be equally embarrassing to walk into the
Toronto health unit and ask for a freebie. Chances are It won't work.
Sex education should be taught In the home and In school. If that was the
case, we wouldn't need free condoms. - R.W.
A thought for 1984
I'm the fellow who goes Into arestaurant, sits down andauatleotly waits
while the walii.eS6eb and waiters tiiiiih my
I'm the fellow who goes Into a deparlmentMoreand stands quietly while
the clerks have a little Chit --chat.
I'm the fellow who drives into a service station and never blows his horn,
but lets the attendant take his time.
You might say that I'm the good guy....
But do you know who else 1 am?
I'm the fellow who never comes back!
It amuses me to see businesses spending so much money every year to
get me back as a customer, when I was there in the first place; all those
businesses needed to do to keep me as a customer was give me some
serviceand extend a little courtesy. —Anonymous
Some business owners past this in their store with the following
•concluding sentence: If ever you feel this way about (name of business) I
would appreciate you calling me personally.
Try it, maybe It will work In your business too.
(Editor's note: The above article was loaned to the Expositor by a
reader.)
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• Doctors and hospital praised
To the Editor
I wish to take this opportunity to thank
Dr. Maikus. Dr. Underwood and the staff
of Seaforth Community Hospital for the
excellent care and attention that 1 received
after my accident.
Since this mishap occurred on a Sunday -
n was necessary to acquire "on call"
medical assistance as well as the osteopath
doctor who was not "on car but came to
my rescue during the supper hour.
The medical people are very dedicated
and little do most of us know how much
personal time is sacrified in this manner.
Marian Pullman
Give Gretzky a break
To the Editor
1 read the Huron Expositor every week
with great interest. Many items are very
stimulating. some are provocative.
Last week on the sports page. I read with
great disappointment. the sports column.
how sick it was with Wayne Gretzky.
Perhaps they were only being facetious.
Well 1 am one and there are many more
here in this town that think the amazing
Number 99 is the most spztacular player
in the National Hockey I gee.
Again this season he continues his
artistry on ice with 60 goals and 92 assists.
stretching his points
record to 50 games.
When he gets that puck at centre ice. his
passes seem to be guided by radar. talk
about magft. He adds so much to hockey
Just by being on the ice.
One sports columnist wrote about his
excellent peripheral vision, which literally
allows him to see more than most player's.
go what about his commercial band -
won, 1 think he looks great in G.W.Gs.
Give him a break, he is only 23 years old
and very famous. Let's be proud of hint.
V.I. Vincent
Seaforth
Support appreciated
Dear Editor:
Town and Country Homemakers would
like to thank all those who supported our
fund-raising campaigns in 1983. Thanks
Murray and Pat Gaunt of Virmgliam for
acting as honorary chairpersons during the
course of the mail out campaign.
We appreciate the support of your
newspaper through your enthusiasm and
cooperation in publishing feature articles
on homemaking lett fall.
We are, indebted to the donors who
supported us with their generous dottiat
tions. The dollars are put in a contingedey
fund and used to help private date -win
Huron County who need linmeiniking
services but cannot pay the full coat of the
service and do not tpiadgy fot 'gs'sigtitike
_from any other source. We designed the
Campaign to run until Christmas and are
still receiving donations. The need is
ongoing. Donations are appreciated at any
time.
We, also want to acknowledge the
support given by the community to the
successful amaryllis bulb campaign during
the Christmas seeson.,
• We thank the community for the
continuousand Vowing support that Town
and Country Ilorneniakets has received
over the last six years.
• Tours very truly.
Thee Thick
Acting Chairman of the Hoard
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First ' frOMIOns of.
The first thing all New Zealanders wantflo ;.
know. a neighbor telltus, IS."what do Yditl,„ 'ra rfri) e t bon it©
wethink of New Zealand? Des de the fact that
ve been ere on a molitrili : on• ,,t."
e much Idea what's what Ina lot of areas
(and w,e share the language; Eye got a lino
rcspcct fot people sOckeittigrate and hatP,
learn tite lingo along With everything eiset
we love to throw out our find impressions.
First thd New Zealanders. r'fliey're
friendly, helpful, warm, enthusiastle- and
°Infiniti:1c. We think they've got teased to
be. A nountry of 3 million people riot aleek
of a lot larger than Toronto) and physical *
size of the.state of California niiinufiCtittei
just about everything it necds,.riglithere: To
a Canadian who learned` in tuftVersitylkat
Canada's branch plant economy moat of
necessity be tied to the US beet:hat of
economies of scale - "weirejast tee small",
this is a revelation. And people are conscious
$tuzoa!k, Tfh,
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difference between life here -",gotl-life itr
Haw County. Here in Pahnerston Noith,
• it's balm balmy,nothot Ince your Jolynr August
badtoboug SV6•41bUtIg
• .ntid'ean iet too cool. •
too. You see them looking for the Made
in a e s ores. There's a booming
wine industry; ,nearly all the food packages
in our kitchen; cupboards ate tninJe here!
there are-sentd lovely fashionable Made in
NZ clothes in the stores (though, as at home,
Hong Kong and Tal_yfaa made clothes,
especially thirciten's, are cheaper. . and
WO -dor) and the farniture; fabrits, blankets
etc. are all produced here, for this mark, of
just 3 million.
tutototitta
know rieW.Zealiatad Ogps* were 'way
down in Noveintiar. but my understanding of
how the economy works is zilch. In the nem
, year though we 11 probably learn more than
we want to know. There's an election :On.
Prime Minister Robert Muldoon seems very
unpopular gust like the Tiudeau-bashing
that goes on <.at home) and his economic
policies....including a wage and price
freeze -are being dissected.
We get very little news of Mirth America,
but we have heard about the cold snap and
terrible storms. (One friend even clipped out
the forecast end weather/nip from her fecal
paper.and airmailed it over.) So, the weather
in January, it's safe to say, Is the biggest
toviN on, THE #040
• A front page spry le last fright's paper
warned elderly motorists to be careful In the
region's .wind. Pour of them have been
blown off the road in the last three weeks.
(More about New Zealand's gaits some
other time. They're two-lane, curvy, steep
and 'full Of would-be Gran. ; drivers.)
Me ours, this is a rich g country
(rich in what it produces—Ai re as in
Canada, many fal-m incomes are declining).
Thick, creamtop milk is delivered to the:end
of Our driveway every morning. It's 30 cents
Please see FIRST on page 3
Money making career is used car lot
411 Wenn spend a lot of time worrying
that their children will find careers thetwiii
make them happy, wealthy and wise and
with one teenager ready to enter high school
nett year, I'm no exception.
Back when my generation will, growing up
we were constantly brainwashed by parents ,
and teachers that if only we'd set a good
education the world and its riches worild
be at ourfeet. We were all erinttinceithata
university degree Would let es live like the
Rodrefellets, and it seems a lot of us have
been dying to oto so ever sine. We've. got
the debts te jitinie .
Anyway, we're Mere realigtie ii1 the 80's,
knowing that a college degw-- doesn't even
guarantee you a job, let dew felt that will
pay a king's ransom. So I've been scenting
amend ter alternative careers flittly,kids so
they r'ehsupport Inc in my old ae In a
manner I haven't been able tOffOIt1 to
becoMe accustomed to at this point,in my
Iife
I've planted the Seeds with my daughter to
become an orthodontist, for instance. This
'land titc,Isc@gt@s
britolth RouPoon• •
,tante naturally to mind after taking her to to come. It isn't just that we nave to continue
theotthoilontistdoY.ein anion:tent the lied - to live with the bomb, acid rain and Pierre
con& °flint% arideeeing the long Tmdeau, .it's that for a good many of us, the
of kida with ettough silverbi their Months to futute will mean staring all day into a little
make it Silver Speen far alt Orthodontists kid blinking television ,set that seems bent on
to be born with. • • driving us to distraction by wiping out a-
1 knot hoW ninth 1 paid for the right to whole day's work with the touch of a wrong
watch that line -hp glakiniti that that *AS button.
I:twat-as conipated.to' some of the Wheal The stress will get to us. It's not natural.
walk he's doing to give these other kids After all, if God had meant us to spend all
million dollar striffeS. 1 altO he* that day looking at a television screen he would
Canadeggl-fatedirievie booreef a few years have given us an ACIDC converter in our
ago wa,§ fhliMeed by orthethmfista looking sides so we could plug in our computers
for a ter break:, • anywhere.
rnt not foe sut aeareer. of looking ,Another good alternative career is selling
giklitirteli little Mitt th, iS appeahng to my eye glasses to all those people who will be
doaotie r, as if is for me. Poe been staring into computer screens eight hours a
1 gat altetnatineielfigare there shorild day.
be a great market for psythiatrists in years But my favourite, non -fail; money -making
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career is to- set up a used car lot in Los
Angeles. Even just a cursory glimpse at the
television tells you that there must be an
inexhaustible market for used cars out there.
They crash, blow up. spindle, crumple or
mutilate mbre cars in an hour on television
police shows than in a year in all of Canada.
It most mean a bonanza for anyone selling'
used cars in Hollywood.
The one frightening thing about that idea
is that this is notjust far-fetched imagination
on the part of Hollywood script writers: that
people in Los Angelis actually drive that
way. But from an economic standpoint,
that's even better news. If people crash that
many cars in real life, just think of the
market for replacements.
But if the idea of living with those maniacs
is frightening, there's still a great opportun-
ity. At the rate Hollywood is going through
used cars, I figure there's got to be a
shortage SOM. We can export our old
clunkers from Ontario for them to blow up.
Okay kids, I've given you the ideas. Get to
it. Make me rich.
Canadians are boring conversationalists
Canadians, °tithe whole, are probably the
most boring corinetationalitigitt the entire
world:' I don't say that idly, merely to put
back up. I say it from agonising personal
experience. •
It's not because we are a dull people,
though we are. tea not because we're
stupid, became we aren't. It seems' to be
based rather on a sort of philistinism that
labels intetesting conversation as a "Cissy"
pastime, fit only for dilettantes, idealists,
Englishmen of a certain backgronnd,
educated Europeans and other such intel-
lectual trash.
Next time you're at a dinner;party or any
similar gathering, lend an ear. The dialogue
will depress yon deeply.
Perhaps the real fault lies in the fact that
we are basically ,a national ()Vitiated:0U,
andthat we have becorne more and Metes°,
with the withering of the churches and the
increasing affluence of our society.
Ofirtottles of conversation change with the
decades, but remain awesomely lanae in
their content.
A few decades ago, men could talk Air
hours about cars and hockey, while Warden
chattered incessantly about children and
red . •
Nowadays, the men talk Abend real estate
and boats, and women go ' Ott and ha about
• Women's Lib alt4 the trip &toed they haVe
fist takfm or are juitt about ttititireAnd th "Levy
all say the same thing" or near entingli.
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traca and opOcQ
5111,7 lIiSfitfty
All of the, especially the men, are white. "They're black; we're white."
absorbed by their vacations, the sadistic Behind the politicians, but not far., are the
crtiatyof the tevelineitepartinent, and their civil servants. Empire builders, defenders of
cruiser or a swimmin Odin thibackyard. Everything secret. The public is the enemy.
ittekt actinisitien, * ether it's awer the status quo. Everything in quadruplicate.
editors
Get a gaggle of , 0 together all they Always go through channels. Keep your
talk shop, gel& and n much advertising nose dean. Don't,get a black mark on your
lineage they 'tattled last ear. Seldom a word record. Dull, dull. '
Amide powerful eclitorial,canmaign they are Ah, ha! The farmers have been sitting
going totlituncktO hilt an evil or promote a back 'enjoying this. They're every bit as bad
god v.: as the rest. It's the government's fault. It's
Dig up a deliberation of doctors, put a the chain stores' greed. It's the fickle public.
glen in each hand and listen to the drivel It's the weather: too wet; or, if the weather is
about ; the iniquities of medicare the perfect and the crops are superb, it's taking
ingratitudeofPatient.S.;ffin penal taxes they too much mit of the land.
pay, and the Wade/mann they just bought
down south. Not a &St nor a gaming in the
binith.
Lawyerstire just as bad. They may be a bit
Mere sophisticated than the dotter's, but
theyftejust as dull. Dropping hints of inside
dope tin politics. ObSesSedby the possibility
Of :giant ig elegy ot ii.thevety least, a
Q.C.Crietaat e blues about the taxes they
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A .party of ',attaining even wort. down xe per cearlast year. Catt t compete
.lostruy fo' attention. ,brick-slappartevnty- with -these lousy foreignein who Work for
4hinithatia mann—, and:hkeattiiings needling '"peatiuts. Toe mirth goverment inferrertheemy, seeing egerithing itt black and oho;
Business men are just as culpable of
devastating dullness in their conversation.
Teo ntititiir fottris to 110 out. Lazy Clerks.
Setorid-rate workmen. Those dam' shopping
plazas on. the edge of town.
Manidattarers ate in the sante boat.
Wages are too high. Can't get parts, what's
the -matter Withthose people? Too much
absenteeism On Monday morning. Profit
Dentists ditto. They are just as dull as the
others, but they commit the crime Of asking
a pardeularly dull question when your mouth
is so full of junk that all you can do is grunt,
and then think you are interested and
agreeing with their piatitudes, when what
you are trying to say is: "Shut up," turkey.**
Ks' you know, I always save the best to the
Jast. When it comes to dullness supremo in
conversation, I have to hand it to the
teachers. They go on and On and on about
some kid who just won't do his homework, or
some meaningless memo from the office, or
some student who decided to spend a nice
day in God's great out-of-doors instead of in
a dell classroom with a dull teacher.
. Maybe I've been harsh in this somewhat
blanket condemnation. Certainly none of my
friends are dull conversationalists. Maybe
that's why I have so few friends.
Or -perhaps my remarks are based on pure
envy. 1 haven't got a condominium in
Florida. I haven't even a row -boat, let alone
a cruiser. 11 haven't a two -car garage.
That's it. Jealousy. I don't have a
swimming pool or a little plate -- just 40
acres, Mind you — in the countty.
That'S`why i can't stand around With the
doctors and lawyers, etc., and Commiserate
with then on the fact that the pricelf steak
is going absolutely out of .reach of the
ordinary professional man is making only
• forty-fwe thou a year.
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