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SINCE 1860, SERVING THE COMMUNITY FIRST
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RIBBON
AWARD
1985
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Brussels Post
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Published in
SEAFORTH, ONTARIO
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ED BYRSKI, General Manager
HEATHER McILWRAITH, Editor
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SEAFORTH, ONTARIO, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 6. 1985
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Don't forget
Remembrance Day - forget it.
The war is in the past - why recall it? Forget it.
Unfortunately there are a lot of Canadians who feel just that way.
It's a sad day, established to commemorated those who died, were
injured or' served in a war or wars fought to bring freedom to their
countrymen, should lose its significance.
It's sad so many had to die to be remembered a few short years by
those directly affected by their sacrifice, then forgotten by the "now"
generation -a generation that has learned to take freedom for granted,
that has never felt the pain and grief of war, and has grown bored with
the stories of war as recounted in the history books.
War is something unimaginable. War is hell, but something that has
never been experienced first hand. It is something remembered only long
enough to provide the right answers on an exam. The "now" generation
has no real emotional tie to war -no reason to remember.
The 66,655 Canadians Who lost their lives in World War I, the further
44,893 who were killed in World War II and the 516 killed in the Korean
conflict, are faceless individuals. The day when friends and relatives
would be among them is almost over.
But that is no reason to forget. What those wars accomplished,
freedom, is something taken now for granted, but shouldn't be. There
was a price to pay, and it was paid by our forefathers. We were lucky.
To many Remembrance Day/ or November 11, is just another day set
aside to remember an event in history. But it is more than that. That one
day commemorates 13 years of sacrifice, sacrifice on the part of the
soldiers themselves and on the part of the friends and families who saw
them march bravely off to war.
And each time we refuse to acknowledge the significance of the day we
make a mockery of all those who died trying to create and/or maintain
Canada as we know it today.
We are taught to forget our mistakes and to move on. In this case not to
remember would be sacrilegious. For in not remembering our past we are
doomed to repeat it. — H.M.
A note
As a community newspaper, The Huron Expositor depends to a large
degree on written submissions from various individuals and
organizations in and around Seaforth. Without these contributions - most
of which are supplied gratis - we would be hard-pressed to provide news
coverage for as broad an area as we do.
Unfortunately, however, it is often the case that the real news arising
at a meeting or other community event is lost in reporting the routine and
obvious. The following suggestions are intended to assist area
correspondents and others who regularly submit reports to The
Expositor.
°Don't report the routine. While the date of an event and the number of
people in attendance are usually relevant, it's not news to say that the
president opened the meeting with a prayer (when the meetings are
always opened that way); nor is It news to say that the secretary read the
minutes, that the business part of the meeting was attended to, that the
guest speaker made an interesting presentation, or that a committee
served lunch.
Instead zero in on what's new or interesting. Mention the latest project
being undertaken by an organization and who it will benefit. That's news.
And It tells readers why they should contribute to an organization and
how the funds collected are used. Rather than saying "Nancy Smythe
read the financial report," say whether the organization is in good
financial shape or not -and indicate how bad or how good by giving some
figures. The appropriate time may be at the end of a financial year, or
semi-annually.
Say what exactly was interesting and notable about a guest speaker's
presentation. That surely, is more interesting than saying, as reports so
often do, that "the speaker was thanked and presented with a gift."
if little of general interest occurs at a meeting, defer a write-up until next
time when there is something substantive to report. And better still,
when something really special is coming up, give us a call and we'll
assign a photographer to give your report better exposure. Fewer, more
substantive reports may serve an organization better than several "social
notes" which really don't say much.
°By all means mention people's names. But don't mention them just
because they are attached to individuals present at a meeting. Attach the
names to those who are doing new and interesting things; to those who
have been responsible for the success of a major project or convention, or
to the individual who has returned to active involvement in the group
after a long absence.
°Always re -read what you write and leave a free line between each line of
writing. That is to say, please double space. More space between words
and lines is incredibly pleasing to editors, typesetters and proofreaders,
It makes the job of getting your news quickly and accurately into the
paper a lot easier.
Always include your name and phone number on correspondence. Very
often it is difficult (or impossible) to decipher the spelling of names in
handwritten copy. By including a phone number at the top of your copy or
write-up we can call you to check. Also, something that you mention may
not be clear to the reader who is unfamiliar with your particular group or
club. We may need to call you to avoid confusion -for ourselves and for
our readers.
Our aim is to continue putting out an informative and interesting
quality newspaper. Community contributions are an integral element in
achieving this aim.
4.
POPPY DRIVE—The annual Royal Canadian Legion Poppy Drive is available at many local stores and businesses, Here, from left: poppy
currently in full -swing, after kicking off last Sunday. Legion committee member George Case, Legion Padre Frank Golding,
members are canvassing the town selling poppies to local residents Poppy Drive Chairman Gordon Beuttenmiller and President Jack
between now and November 11, Remembrance Day poppies are also Muir prepare boxes of poppies for members to sell, (Raft is photo)
A horrible waste of money
It seems appropriate that Auditor -General
Kenneth Dye would release his annual report
just before hallowe'en. It truly is a horror
story fraught with waste and mismanage-
ment of taxpayer's money.
Mr. Dye, using a classic bit of understate-
ment, said, "M.P.s are not getting the
information they need to control government
spending." in other words, our elected ones
are somewhat in the dark. I wish somebody
would turn the lights on.
Here is a government that claims it knew
nothing about spoiled tuna being sold to
consumers so one cannot logically expect the
same people to know anything of the size of a
one billion dollar tax break to bail out Dome
Petroleum. To be fair, it was the liberal
government under John Turner that arrang-
ed the deal but the conservatives approved
the hefty tax dodge.
The little Egypt Bump, another tax dodge
named after a stripper, and other tax breaks
employed by Dome, Gulf and Petro -Canada
have cost the feds at least two billion dollars
over the last four years. The politicians argue
the meaty breaks are needed to help the large
money gobblers increase exploration which,
in turn, will result in, chuckle, lower fuel
prices for Canadians and a decrease in
unemployment. Don't hold your breath.
The Macaroni government believes that by
giving large tax breaks to the wealthy, they,
in turn, will use the available money to invest
and create jobs. It's called the trickle down
theory and the only place the money trickles
CORNUCOPIA
by David Broome
is to condos in Florida. The theory though has
an obnoxious connotation attached to it. It
always reminded me of a dog at the supper
table waiting for a scrap of leftovers.
Perhaps the most obscene waste of money
occurred when the external affairs depart-
ment spent $773,500 to buy memberships to a
swanky club in Hong Kong for 34 of its
diplomats. The $22,500 initiation fee, says
the auditor -general, consumed 20 per cent of
the departments entire budget for employee
recreation at all its missions abroad for the
next four years. The excuse offered by the
external affairs department for the expendi-
ture was to enable the shaken diplomats to
escape from the tensions of the city. Had the
poor souls been stuck in some outpost like
Beirut, the cost of joining a club there may
have bankrupted the government.
Then there was the grant given to northern
New Brunswick which was supposed to
alleviate the high unemployment during the
winter months. That money was spent on two
golf courses that were only open during the
summer. I'd love to hear the explanation for
that one.
And how about the falling out 'of two
incompetently run Western Ranks.
Stephen King has got some competition in
the horror story business.
We have 4.3 million people in this country
living below the poverty level and 1.5 million
unemployed.
We are saddled with a government that
gallops to the rescue of failing banks, floated
oil companies and hard pressed diplomats.
And, at the same time, the same government
is threatening 'to dismantle social programs
that help prevent the poverty line from rising
through the stratosphere.
Somebody's priorities are stuck where the
sun doesn't shine.
Mr. Mulroney reminds me of a certain
hockey team. Don't laugh. He is good on the
road when the audience doesn't know him.
He was great when roaring about apartheid in
South Africa but when he returns home a
knowing audience doesn't cheer.
He will turn what was potentially the
greatest federal political dynasty of Canada's
time into a small blip on the pages of history
To paraphrase a cartoon that appeared in
the Toronto Star a few months ago, "First
rats, then cockroaches, now, tomes. "
Blue Pages make me blue
The Blue Pages make me blue. They also
make me forty shades of green and red with
frustration and purple with rage) The Blue
Pages were supposedly designed for our
convenience, and they are convenient if you
like to play hide and seek without ever leaving
your home.
Now I'm quite sure I'm not the only dummy
who has left my keys dangling from the mail
box. No problem, just call the post master and
let him know. He will be happy to keep them
until you can get back. Phoning the post office
is not as simple as it seems, I have a million
phone numbers conveniently filed between
my ears but alas the Post Office isn't one of
them. That's what phone books are for...
The telephone book fell open to Seaforth
(there's nothing like a well trained telephone
book). Now is it under Canada Post? Post
Office? Seaforth Post Office? Our little post
office is listed not once but twice in the
Seaforth section of the white pages. Yes
twice!! Bureau de Poste and Post Office, but
neither listing gives the simple, seven digit
number you are looking for. What you get is
HERE'S THE BEEF
by Carolanne Doig
this: "Post Offices - See Government of
Canada Offices Section in the Blue Pages"
SCREAM II) That statement took up three
lines and used 50 letters instead of a simple
number. Wouldn't it be much more conveni-
ent to give us our local post office number on
one line and perhaps state on the next line,
"see also government of Canada offices in
Blue Pages."? That would be too easy.
So I turned to the Blue Pages. There is
nothing under P. Post Offices, Postal, or
Canada Post in the Government Services
listing. Nothing under Town of Seaforth, or
under P in the Provincial pages. How silly of
me, it must he under Federal. i forgot, but
then anyone who leaves their keys in the
box_
AHA! There it is! it says P - Post Offices -
see Canada Post Corporation. SCREAM!!!
Now, let's see Canada Post Corporation . Port
Stanley, Rodney, St, Thomas, SEAFORTH
527-0031 Remember that number You
never know when you might leave your keys
in your mail box.
Other numbers to play hide and seek with
include the Seaforth Town Clerk's office,
Seaforth Police, Seaforth Public Works and
the Seaforth Rec officeit's a great idea for a
new inexpensive Christmas game. Give
everyone a telephone hook and see who can
find the number for OHiP, Canada Pension,
UiC, etc the fastest.
Pity the city -dweller in the fall
This is a time of year when my heart goes
out to city -dwellers. It's a time when rural or
small town I lying is immensely superior to
that in the concrete canyons, the abominable
apartments, the sad suburbs of metropolia
In the city, day ends drearily in the fall.
There's the long, wearying battle home
through traffic, or the draughty, crushed,
degrading scramble on public transporta-
tion.
The city man arrives home fit for nothing
but slumping for the evening before the
television set. And what greets him? The old
lady, wound up like a steel spring because
she hasn't seen a soul she knows all day,
there's nothing to look at but that stupid
house next door, exactly like their own, and
the kids have been giving her hell.
He's stuck with it. For the whole evening.
That's why so many city chaps have
workshops in the basement. Its much
simpler to go down cellar and whack off a
couple of fingers in the power saw than
listen to Mabel,
Life is quite different for the small town
male. He is home from work in minutes. He
surveys the ranch, says "Must get those
storm windows on one of these days," and
goes in, to the good fall smells Of cold drinks
and hot food.
His wife saw him at breakfast, again at
lunch, has had a good natter with the dame
next door, and has been out for two hours
raking leaves with the kids. She doesn't
need him.
Instead of drifting off to the basement, the
SUGAR AND SPICE
— by Bill Smiley
small town male announces that this is his
bowling night, or he has to go to a meeting of
the Conservation and Slaughter Club, and
where's a clean shirt. And that's all there is
to it.
While her city counterpart squats in front
of TV, gnawing her nails and wondering why
she didn't marry good old George, who has a
big dairy farm now, the small town gal
collects the kids and goes out to burn leaves.
There is nothing more romantic than the
back streets of a small town in the dark of a
fall evening. Piles of leaves spurt orange
flame. White smoke eddies.
Neighbors call out, lean on rakes. Women,
kerchiefed like gypsies, heap the dry leaves
high on the fire. Kids avoid the subject of
bedtime, dash about the fire like nimble
gnomes.
Or perhaps the whole family goes to a fowl
supper. What, in city living, can compare
with this finest of rural functions? A crisp
fall evening, a drive to the church hall
through a Hallowe'en landscape, an appetite
like an alligator,and that first wild whiff of
turkey and dressing that makes your knees
buckle and the juices flow free in your
cheeks.
But it's on weekends that my pity for the
city -dweller runneth over. Not for him the
shooting -match on a clear fall Saturday, with
its good-humored competition, its easy
friendliness. Not for him the quiet stroll
down a sunny wood road, shotgun over arm,
partridge and woodcock rising like clouds of
mosquitoes.
It's not that he doesn't live right, or
doesn't deserve these pleasures. It's just
that it's physically impossible to get to them
easily. If he wants to crouch in a duckblind,
at drawn, he has to drive half the night to get
there.
Maybe on a Sunday or holiday, in the fall,
the city family decides to head out and see
some of that beautiful autumn foliage. They
see it, after driving two hours. And with
50,000 other cars, they crawl home in late
afternoon, bumper to bumper, the old man
cursing, the lids getting hungrier, the
mother growing owlier.
Small town people can drive for 15
minutes and hit scenery, at least around
here, that leaves them breathless. Or they'll
wheel out a few miles to see their relatives
on the farm, eat a magnificent dinner, and
sit around watching TV in a state of delicious
torpor.
Yup. It's tough to live in the city, in the
fall.