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SEAFORTH, ONTARIO, WEDNESDAY, JULY 31, 1985 -- PAGES Bi - 88
My life
They call me "Dimples". I'm chubby and
round and I'm a big hit on the golf
course... and believe me, I've been around. In
the last few weeks I've played a round with
some real pros. It's not an easy life getting
picked up all the time. You never know how
you'll be treated. People are different when
they get teed off. I know I'm a golf ball.
I come from a long line of good name golf
balls. My ancestors go right back to the Gutta
Perches. They were around when Mary
Queen of Scots was hitting her best shots.
Mind you we've changed over the centuries
and we're a lot tougher than we used to be.
Our life expectancy is much longer...but
you've got to be tough to survive out here. A
golf ball's life sure has its ups and downs.
like all young golf balls fresh out of the
factory, I had visions of being picked up by a
real pro. Someone who would keep me on the
straight and narrow. Alas, my first exper-
ience in the real world was with a hooker! Life
became rough, rough, rough! (It's easy to get
in with the wrong crowd these days with so
many people taking up golf.)
I had had enough so one day when I was
really teed off I headed for the trees, I
nestled, quiet and still, in the long grass. He
' searched and searched, stamping and
tromping around, wielding those awful dubs.
Finally I was abandoned. He'll never know
how close he came to finding me but one thing
our ancestors passed on was the ability to
camouflage yot<rself. We all do it. As he
trudged away, defeated, amidst a dark cloud
of profanity, I relaxed. I was safe... but not for
long.
I've found one!", the voice came from
nowhere. I had been discovered. I had no idea
how long I'd been in the long grass, hours?,
days?, weeks? I was tossed into a pouch and it
was crowded with many of my relatives. I
could tell by the sorry sight of the others in
' the bag that this was no pro either. Some of
the balls were old and others were obviously
injured. There were distant relatives, some
with different dimples, others of different
colors. From their tales of woe I soon learned
in the rough
ON THE GREENS
by Carolanne Doig
that country club life wasn't as glamorous as
it used to be.
Some of them had spent their lives going
from golfer to golfer. Life was hell, hurtling
through the air in all directions or skidding
along the ground skinning their dimples until
they would manage to hide for awhile. Some
ended up in ponds, others had bounced off
bridges, roads, cars, and clubhouses. Some
had brothers taken from the same package
and never seen again. They had been
attacked by dogs, stepped on and run over by
mowers.
The saddest story was told by one ball who
obviously had seen better days. Yes he had
been out with a pro. It was a good life, never
in the rough or trees, but one day he
mistakenly side stepped the hole on a green.
He ended up being tossed into the hands of a
howling mob of golf fans.
There were tales of some balls who had
kept to the straight and narrow, were easily
found, and were constantly in the hole. They
ended up in the golf hall of fame in glass
cases.
That dream has sinced passed me by. Right
now I'll spend the rest of the summer relaxing
in the corn field. If I am found I will only be
good for puttering around at Junior morning.
I can live with that.
Ian Doig of Seaforth missed the cut in the
B.C. Open last week but finished 30th the
following week in another tour event. He shot
rounds of 73, 69, 70 and won. $820,00
American. This weekend he will play in a
tournament in Washington before returning
home.
At Ladies night last week 69 ladies from
Seaforth, Sunset, Mitchell, and Exeter teed it
up for a, fun night followed by a delicious
dinner. Winners during this fun event were:
Joanne Robertson of Mitchell and Gail Price
of Seaforth with the least putts, Gertie
Kempser, Mabel W ayman, Cathy Elliott, and
Nancey Boyd and Teresa Fitzgerald for the
Hidden Holes. Closest to the pin on No. 5 was
Leonore Southgate, and closest to the pin on
No. 9 was Shirly Creek. Low Gross scores
were Rosemary Armstrong from Sunset and
C.A. Doig.
On Junior morning the youngsters played
Monkey Golf (they each use their favorite
club plus their putter.) The winners were:
Sean Cook with a 43, Brian Cook with a 48,
and Karsten Carroll and Bill Tremeer each
with a 50.
Men's Night was well attended on Tuesday
and the winners were Doug Elliott, Mark
McLiwain, Kevin Bennett, and Don Dupee,
The Crown life Team has been finalized
with Frank Verberne winning the final spot
by defeating Don Dupee, in the "C" Flight
Match playdowns. The team tees it up at the
Stratford Country Club on Friday August 2 at
9 a. m. Rod Doig will represent Seafortli as the
Pro and the 3 teammates are Kevin Bennett,
Phil Hoggarth, and Flank Verberne.
There are a number of events coming up
soon. On Saturday August 10 the Annual
Mixed Couples Tournament will be held. It is
a one o'clock shot gun start. There are still
some spaces available. On Saturday August
24 the Legion Seniors tournament will be
held. Sunday August 10 at 5:30 p.m. is the
LONG DRIVE COMPETITION -all you long
hitters come out for the fun. Space is running
out for the Men's Invitation in September so
sign up soon all you Seaforth fellows,
Another blow to my pride - and my car
It seems of late I've been getting a little bit
of car on the brain, but I guess that can be
attributed to the company I've been keeping.
With that in mind though i vowed I'd never
write another column on cars, at least not in
the near future, but it appears that is a vow i
must break.
I've been fielding a lot of questions lately
about what exactly has happened to my car,
my relatively new car. in a column I wrote
several weeks ago I expressed a conviction
that I was, in a sense, a jinx. It seems in the
last little while every time I eet into a car, it
gets involved in some sort of a mishap, minor
or otherwise. The first hint I had of that
involved a friend's week-old car, which was
damaged on the 401. Well, one day before he
was scheduled to have that car returned to
him, it seems bad luck decided to seek me out
and play a little havoc with my Honda. I'll set
the scene.
it was a Monday night and had an invite to
visit a friend. It was an informal invite - he
had some work to do, and I had some work to
do. and we were just going to do it at the same
locale. No problem.
As i was sitting there trying to think of a
column idea for that week's paper. my
friend's presence was requested outside.
i continued on with my contemplation only
to be disturbed minutes later by, "Heather, i
SWEAT SOCKS
by Heather Mcllw.raith
think I have a column idea for you, but you
might t)t),l like it."
"What is it," I dared query, at that point
desperate for any idea, no matter if i liked it
or not.
"Someone has just backed into your car."
Of course I didn't believe the words I was
hearing. There was no way my car could be
hit, and my retorts expressed my disbelief.
"Okay, I'll take care of it. You stay here,"
and my friend started to walk away.
Now until that time I was sure it was all a
joke. i was just wondering how far it would be
carried. A!ways gullible I was determined not
to have the "joke on me" as it was.
But when after ten minutes he continued to
insist there had been an accident, I warily
made my way outside, and to the scene of the
accident.
To this day I can't believe it happened. I
was never really mad about it, because I was
too much in shock to think it even happened. 1
think the guy that hit me, my friend and my
mother, of course, took the accident harder
than I did.
Well by the time this appears in print i
should have my car back. For the past week
though I've been relegated to the use of my
mother's soon -to -die car, and it's making me
a nervous wreck. Actually I've been more or
less relegated to walking since mom's car
isn't running the best it could and I'm afraid
to take it anywhere lest it go putt putt and die
before I reach my destination.
The week though has been a revelation. I
now know exactly how my mother was feeling
when she knew I was driving around in a car
that was on its last wheels. so to speak.
And now knowing her car isn't in much
better shape than mine was a few months age
I'm tempted to barrage her with my fears for
her safety and haunt her with them until she
too feels compelled to purchase a roadworthy
vehicle.
I mean shouldn't I return the favor? W hat's
it they say? - Like mother, like daughter?
Seaforth bowlers win in tournaments
Seaforth bowlers have been active in
outside tournaments.
At the Western Ontario Bowling Associa-
tion tournament held last week in London the
rink of Jack Muir (lead), John Patterson tvice )
and.Fed Tilley (skip) were third in the first
event. Also in men's pairs. played last
Thursday and Friday, again John Patterson
and Fred Tilley worked their way up to the
semi-finals and again placed third to the first
event.
In mixed trebles at Pahnerston's M. and
M. the rink of Jean Lunn (lead), Mary
Finlayson (vice)and Art Finlayson (skip) won
the tournament with three wins and 43
overplus of six.
Three ladies rinks were in Exeter last
Saturday at ladies doubles bowling. Mary
Finlayson and her daughter Diane Gilliland
were high bowlers for the day with three wins
and 52 overplus 1 while Eileen Adamson and
Katie Phillips were second with three wins
and 42 overplus 5.
Two rinks competed in St. Marys' M. and
M. on 'Sunday but were not successful ih
winning three games.
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A GOOD SWIFT KICK and several of them Is all it takes to make any soccer game a little more exciting. On Wednesday nights at the
Optimist Park, Squirt age children learn lust this and a lot more about soccer as they scamper around on the field, chasing the ball and
each other. (Mcliwralth photo)
CONCENTRATED EFFORT—Three tennis clinics were conducted In town Saturday by Klm
Hutt of the Ontario Tennis Association. Steve Pletsch was one of the youths who took
advantage of the opportunity to learn more about the sport. The other clinics catered to a
teenage and an adult age group, (Mcllwraith photo)
RECREATION PREVIEW
by Vicki Hammond
Turnout poor for clinic
Saturday July 27, the Ontario Tennis
Association visited the Seaforth Tennis
Courts. Three sessions were conducted for
adults, children and teens.
A certified instructor was present and
offered helpful tennis tips, Turnout was
somewhat disappointing.
Register now for Fitness Is Elm sessions,
An evening program is being offered,
beginning Wednesday August 7,
A Not -so -Slim and Not -so -Young program
is also available Tuesday and Thursday
mornings beginning August 6. Phone Dru-
Win prizes
Fishing derby
The 1985 ".Molson" Big Fish Contest is
underway and Ontario anglers are enthusi-
astic. Not only are they enjoying their favorite
recreation, but with each cast they have a
chance to win $40,000 worth of cash and
prizes. Two hundred and seventy entrants
will win Mitdretl reels and matching rods, 54
will win cash prizes, 18 will take home an
Evinrude Electric trolling motor, and every
entry meeting minimum size standards will
receive a Michael Dumas Print and a
personalized award certificate. In addition,
one skillful sportsman will be named
"Ontario Angler of the Year" and will receive
a 9.9 h.p. Evinrude outboard motor.
Tihe 27th annual "Molson" Big Fish
Con est, operated by the Ontario Federation
of Anglers and Hunters, features categories
for both the angler who keeps his big fish and
the angler who releases his catch so it may
spawn again to replenish Ontario's fisheries.
Nine species of fish are eligible for
competition.
The minimum length or weight require-
ments are:
CATCH AND CATCH AND
KEEP LIVE RELEASE
Smallmouth Bass 4 pounds 19 inches
Largemouth Bass 5 pounds 20 inches
Northern Pike 15 pounds 39 Inches
Walleye (Pickerel) 8 pounds 28 inches
Rainbow Trout 6 pounds 24 inches
Salmon_ 12 pounds 29Inches
(Coho and Chinook)
Muskellunue 20 pounds 45 inches
Lake Trout 15 pounds 32 inches
Speckled Trout 3 pounds 18 inches
The "Molson" Big Fish Contest is unique
because it is conduced entirely by mail. This
sills Leitch (527.1182) or the Bee Office
(527-0882) for more information.
Sunday August 4 the circus is in town.
Show times are 2 :00 p.m. and 4 :30 p.m. at the
Fairgrounds. Come out and support the
Seaforth-Norway' Hockey Committee.
Minor Baseball Paper Drives are the
second Saturday of each month. The next one
is Saturday, August 10. Please have your
papers at the curb by 9:00 a.m.
All community groups are asked to contact
the Recreation Office as soon as possible with
special event dates or programs they would
like placed in the Fall and Winter Flyer.
is underway
has the advantage of allowing every angler in
Ontario. fishing anywhere in the province
between April 15 and November 30, 1985, to
enter. To participate, anglers photograph
their catch, record its measurements, and
Mail the official entry form to the Ontario
Federation of Anglers and Hunters. There is
no limit to the number of times a person can
enter, and no fee is required.
Some of the entries to date include:
Northern Pike, 421/2 ", Live Release; W alleye
13 pounds 7 ounces, Catch and Keep:
Rainbow Trout, 331/2 ", Live Release.
For complete rules for Ontario's largest
and most prestigious provincial fishing award
program, refer to the entry form available at
most tackle shops, lodges, taxidermists, or
directly from the Ontario Federation of
Anglers and Hunters. Box 28, Peterborough,
Ontario, K9J 6Y5.
SCOREBOARD
Ken Murrey vs Browns
This game was won by Ken Murray with a score of
27-14. Hitting for Browns - Laurie Habkirk, a triple and a
triple for Janice Cairns.
Ken Smith vs McNichol
McNichols beat Ken Smith Pools 15-10. Judy Scarrow
and Deb Dinsmore hit a double each and Christine
Preszcator hit a triple for McNichols
Scott Farms vs Queens
Scott Forma beat the Queens 31-14. Hitting for Scotts -
Sandra Hunt, 2 doubles and a triple, Donna McLiwain, a
double; Lisa Preszcator and Joan Woods each hit a triple
and Liss McClure hit a home run Hitting for the Queens
- Sharon Eedy, a double; (Sane McGrath, a triple and
Connie Marlon, a triple.