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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1913-10-30, Page 6ow UNLUCKY TITLE, (Judge) • Marlane-NVity don't you like him? tie wrote a poem to YOU. 'Afithel•-•.371w...allit called it "Lines alahers e'aece" DANGEROUS. (Putt) Ilenty Yallerhy-Aftall we's marriced, we'll bah ehleken foe ebery day, Honey. Melinda Johnson -Oh, yo' (teary! But I wouldn't ash yo' to run no seelt risks ton sahe. • r 7 TOO- FEW. Matelo Express) -Mules says that he does not believe in parading one's virtues." -Perhaps he realizes that his woula not make a very imposing proeeesIon.- OLD FRIEND. (Detroit Free Press) "I saw your father taking you to the wooeshed yesterday morning, *Willie. What had you been doing?" "Nothing. He test took me, out there to meet a soldier -friend of his.' "A. ooldler. Who was he?" "That fellow Corporel Punishment he'$ always talking about," 1. 7 I- A GENTLE KNOCK. Gloston Transcript) elm; Passay-Don't you think it's horrid to ask one's ngel Miss 3:emit-Yes, and It's often so un- ne ceesa ry, t • FRIENDLY SUGGESTION, Maellington Star) "p11 giro you soh,tething to eat, it you'll elm) weed for It,' said the wonutn pos- i t Iyely. .Yes, lady" replied Plodding Pete. "only it will be cheaper to fend neo advance. choppite wood gives me torriide • appetite."' e- 1914 MODEL Grudge) . • suppnee this is ev-en a more rem:Art:aide baby than the one yeti hed hist rear. Auto Fiend -Ole you bet he le! Far better motto. (lot a longer wheel base, a 1,etter pair of lamps and much louder ltero. : • WHAT SHE COULD DO. (Lippincott's) e Arthur was spending a day with Ms amt. . - "I am going to do something to please you on your birtehday," said she, to the little boy. "but first 1 want to :Ise the teacher how you behave hi school:. . "Tr yeti really 'want to do something to pleaoe me, Allah.," said tho boy, "don't ask the teeacher." _ GIVING HIM A TIP. (floston Transcript) Tfe (et Hee p. m.-Cen I never get you to say' "Yes?" Sho (stiflIng. yarn) --That depenas on your question. Try asking. me it am elemes. - t 'THE LIMIT. (Life) Louise -Troubled with loss ot appetite, isn't she? Julia -She doesn't even want to eat the thln,gs that the doctors forbid. _ _ UNDER .COMPULSION. . (Buffalo Express) "So e'en decided to settle your olaice counts." "Yes; mY creditors went to the boss IMP he told mo to discharge the debts oi'elle would discharge me." • ‘1., : I (Judge) .. • ASSU R ED. Client -And remember, I want to get stucco for my $0,000. Aretthitect-Oh, doset worry! 'You'll get stuek-o all •e: WIL- BE TAME. (Wasningion Star) "Do you think y•our wife will be happy when she gets the vote?" "I'm afraid she won't," replied Mr. Meekton. "Merely going to the pens and casting a ballot will seem pretty tante compared to organizing these geeat suffrage clemonstrations."- • HIS BREED. (Baltimore American) "So that stock broker speculator' over there in a Massachusetts man;" "Yes; Boston hull." THE FLITTERS. (Birmingham Age -Herald) on "Have the geese started South yet?" "Can't say. I haven't seen the New, 'York societY paper lately." „ ESPECIALLY. (Judge) • Morallst-The outsider who buys stocks n. gambler, pure and simple. Tielker-Especially simple. IRISH DIPLOMACY. (Tiarpo"s 'Magazine) A. number of offenders had been dis- posed of by the magistrate when there eves brought before him a son of the old sod. "Telma name?" snapped the magistrate as he looked at the prisoner. "Fetrieic Casey, sor." "Hov ye ever been befure inc befttre?" "No, Your lionor-r, Orve seen but wan .eaee that 100115 Ince yam% an' that was the picture of an Irish king." "Disiehaeged!" announced los honor. "Call the next etteer t; 7 '17- - DEFINITION. • ossesesmaymesseestestiasattesatairietelmaresseausa wo "leses.----ogie-setsulosee Pim'? Nmf 7. VSKOLVOt PLOTS TtIAT FAILED "Emile Balton reeoverea, and in Bus- torii" ;ate eereamed, frantieelly, "My God, I vennot belleee it. "On the verv eve of my great triumph ,--ltave my sins found me out? I will not believe it. Rupert Downing but says theee things to terrify me, and bend me to. his will. Bahl 1 was a fool to allow ' myeelf to Leetnne hightened even fur a moment! "Felice! Felker eite milled. out, eltarp- lv, tte she toutdied a silver belt tot an ih011y. table Owes at hand. "Order the ,horrs and vivioria. 1 am going out for a rule -for air, 1 feel ns though 1 was stifling. Hare bate:, and help me to dress quickly," "Qui, madam." murmured) the little maid, disappearing at once to do her bid• ding; 'Wee it fate -strange, intangible fate -- that eaused Iter to drive in the very di- rection of the pollee precinct in which _ the "doetor" wee imarcerated, and to- ward whieli Rupert Downing wait making his way at that very moment? And that when almost opposite the door of Ile it pale -faced young man, who was passing kr, ishollid. aveidentally chauee 1.0 look ,her way, mid reengnize her? Quite before the pedeetriuns could re. alize just what bad oecurred, the man had made one flying leap toward her, auLt lauded. by her ehle in the beautiful carriege, In the uproar whielt followed, both were taken charge of by policemen, and were led into the preeinet together, the man calm and eteinethe woman struggl, ing like a desperate maniae-"to kill him". -as she etied out wildly. • No one reeognized her tor the moment, her beautiful facto was tio diatorted with :Ago; and. pnrple in streaks, with grce.t fleas ef white foam On her lips, which the lataellit. into willt her white, sluvip teeth, r*until the 'blood canto, and triekted dome. from t hem. It was Matte weeder that in the dis- heveled woMan, with rage distorted fee: tures, who was lett into the precinct, no one recognized the peerless girl whom the papers were alwaye wont to speak of as "Young Mrs. Neville, the old banker's widowed bride better known, howover, as India Slaven, thc bag beauty from Paris." Even Clarence Neville, who enterea at that moment, did not reeognize her. • -----. CHAPTER LX. No 'police precinct ever witnessed a more tragic. scene than the ono which followed. Turning her eyes hastily a -bout the room, India beheld Clarence Neville en- tering, and- Moat) behind hint the tall form of Rupert Downing! neither of whom were looking in her direetien. "The game is np!" elle cried, shrilly. "1 have played fur bigh stakes, and lea! Ay, have lost a fortune, and the maa I love in one fell swoop. I am prepared for the, crisis --death 4111111 be my portion before he has the (thence to scorn me,- and know me as am!" And with theee words, before any one could divine her intention,'India drew a email phial containing a grayish pow: der from her bosom. and in lees time than it takes to tell it. she had swallow- ed its contents, and fell writhing in the igoniee of death upon the flomeat the :feet of the young intehan i Who had crossed the eeas to find her; for he I.I.oved her atilt, and would have given 'every drop of. his heart's blood. to have reclaimed her, taken her home far over the seas to hie beloved Parte, anti there begin live over again, trustieg to his treat love for her .and wonderful patience to gain her love some time in return. it was not mitt' Clarence lo.Teville heard her voice,' and saw her fall writh- ing, dying, to the floor, that he reeog- nized. her and her emnpanion, hia Otos- pital friend. His horror was too great for words. in that inetaet Rupert Downing re- lognized her, and turned, and wotdd. have fled, had he not been detained by 'the officer who haa the spurious "doe - tor" in charge; for, to add to his terror, :.!lorinda, the actress. at that ieistant entered the precinct breathlessly. At the first ghtuee, flarence believed her to be Bab, her reeemhttnee to her was stkIlfditc.- There is little retteon to deecribe in ,ittail just what took place 'within those walls during . the next half hour, dear reader; euffiee it to say, 'Rupert Down- rtg's damaging letter, which was found apon India pereon, tog2ther with the :ink story the spurious "doctor" end bis aetress wife had to tell, formed the 11106t, tremendous-- most astoniehing sensational story that Reston leul ever known. That the clever adventuree, the schem- ing rreneh girl, who had come to her untimely death so tragieally, could ron- mot and carry nut etpit att amazing scheme to part a bride and bridegroom in the first hour in whieh they were wed, astonished not • wily staid old Boston, but the whole world. Rupert Dowuing. her aceompliee, would have been summarily dealt, with had he not made good Ade escape hi the great ...mansion which ensued. ' T110 spurioue "doctor" and hie eetrees wife would have met their juet deserts had not Clarenee Neville declinee to prose the elotigee apinst both of them. Tito young French hueband <lid not survive for many hours the shock of iesing India: lie was dead at meet from a broken heart, and Dee grave held tiicTO both, .t.lare»ce Went at once to the Hem maneion, and milk( to eee Ifaven and 1178 (611g:tier; <me of the kindliest del:Naives on the force being Sent in advanee to break the amazing story to them from beginning to end. Mr. :Raven's smiriee to know 'Hutt ilab had been Waldo.' anti diVOrfed With. Ont knowledge ean better be intaein- (Sedge.) Ientekeieswhet is a map? Boeker-A map row:isle of a number_ of places Miens ineuy patriots want good ;Whs. THE EVADER. (Waellington Star.) "T didn't know yen smoked a pipet", oweat are you going tO do when the doctor says you can nave only one clear asy?" :- NEVER. . • • . , (Philadelphia Reeord.) "The wind is tempered to the shore, lamb." quoted the Wise Guy. "Yes, but did you ever hear of a shorn Iamb that was able to raise the wind?" queried the fahnple ateg. I DETAILS WANTED. (Boston Transcript) Client -Tie milled me a liar, a ecoundrel, n coward stud a thief. T.awyer-And which epithet Is it yeti object to? ' DOCKING. fitarner's Weekly) "I never eoula understand why people drink their horse's tails," mid Dubbleight. "nigh root of thine.," said Jorrotece. "(lot to doeic something, these thnee." him, Bab, and ee levee' you, the mar- riage whielt will make you. two one wee, more bean be. eolemnized, wodld haee known better than to believe he wished a divorce from you, child, had you but told me." Ere he could say more, Clarence was announced. Mr. Haven arose quickly, saying archly: "You will want to greet hint alone. I am sure. When you want me, send fol. me; 1 will be. in the library." With these words he Was gone, lite detective following him out, Clarence Neville trod hard upon the heels of the meesenger, for,- before per• miesiou was well :worded him, he Was in Bab's, preeence, in face Wait untold gladness. in his• eyes enormous love. Bab arieee front the sofa, then sits down upon it ail in a little blue heap in the utmost eon frusion. But through the glimmering curls ,gold, brighter than tin. suneinne outside, he sees a rosy blush steal over her lovely, dimpled faee from neek to brow. -Bab " he whispers. eagerly, joyously, "has he told you all -and do you but weleome?" The face she raises (meteors hint all too well, and the next instant he is kneeling at her feet, with his arms about her. kiesing her so passionately that lie is in a fair way of smothering the dear little armful he luta gathered up close to his throbbing heart. in the hour Hutt follows they talk it all oa er together, and agree that the marritage which made their two hearts beat as 085 shall be solemnizea again -ay, within that very hour. "Never 3uind the pomp and ceremony of a grand ,wedding, darling," he urged. "My heart has hungered for you so long, do not torture me by asking 1110 to wait." it was not eiffieult ta gain MeItitv- en's consent to an immeeiate marriage and it was performed without delay. And once more Bab, his idolized Bab, was his darling little bride, his to have and to hold this time, until death should them part. Lillian. Harvey hea-rd the wonderful story for the first time from her fath- er's lips. "To• think that my young secretary was the son of my old friend, Banker Neville, and I never guessed it," he cried. Lillian nearly broke her heart crying over her disappointment, up in her own room, securely locked in. She did not have the Spanish princess there to comfort her, for the latter had sailed back to sunny Spain only tWo days before. . "But, after all," she murmured, "I'm glad Bab haa handsome Clarence Ne- ville. even if I cannot have him. Every young num I look at always turns out to be some other girl's beau, or engaged lover. eeclaro, it's a eliame. I shall never look at another young num as long as I live." But madcap Lillian forgot her grief in a week'a time, and was quite as ready to fall in Imes with a very nice young man a fortnight later, and con- sent to marry him. and give him all ot her heart along.with her hand a month later. None rejoiced more than Lillian over Bab's. and Clarence's happinese. She infested that the wee fairy whom, the gods brought to Bab's home a year later should be named Lillian, aud her wish was granted. The spurious doctor and his actress wife soon parted, and the last that was heard of Clorinda was her marriage abroad to Rupert Downing, whom the Paris papers called an Amerman race traek gambler. The name of India Was never spoken in Bales home, and as the Teats roiled onward the happiness of her hetsband and herself grew greater, if that could well be; aud thus we leave them, after their trials and tribulations, lueppy in each other's love at last (The End.) INVENTORS SNUBBED. New Ideas IR -Received by British War Lords. To snub the poor inventor is a tradi- tion with the British War °Wee, and also, and possibly to an even greater degree, with, the British adzniralty. The case of the Dunne aeroplane af- fords the very latest example of this inveterate habit. This particular type of heavier-than- air flying machine was repeatedly of- fered to the war office by its origin- ator, who pointed out thatit possessed unique advantages for military work, in that it was tailless and automatical- ly stable. This was in 1906, when flying was in its infancy. Had the war office ac- cepted Lieutenant Dunne's offer we should have led the world in the con- quest of the air, instead of lagging far behind, as we undoubtedly did at the beginning. In the end, as everyone now knows, the inventor was obliged, through lack of funds to take his machine over to France, where it was eagerly seized upon by the military authorities Who realleed, almost at a glance, it's im- mense poseibilities for army work, both as regards scouting and bomb - dropping, Then, again, the story of the sub - Marine, as regards the British navy, is very like the story of the aeroplane in relation to the British army. Just aft Dunne offered the war office an efficient flying machine in those early days before even the Wright ed in the aeltniralty archive* in which an inventor whos lft 1859, advOceted the plating of olio of the new frigates then building with iron three inchee thick was mercilessly enubbed for his patine Ile was told that the weight of the armor would inevitably sink any ship so burdened, and that even if she did not founder she would be quite un- manageable in rough weather. Yet, even then, the French were se. cretly building La (Moire, plated with iron four inches thick, end the launch- ing of which during the following year rendered obselete, at once and forever, the wooden navies of the world. Two years later the superiority of the ironclad was indisputably proved in real warfare, when the Confederate cruiser Merrimac, plated with nothing more formidable than old iron rails torn up from the nearest railway, en- gaged in Hampton, Roads two 01 the biggest wooden line -of -battle ships in the United States navy, the Cunaber- land and the Congress, and sank them both with ease, hereelf sustaining no daraage.---Pearson's Weekly. : I AN AVRIOAN PROBLEM. What Will Great Britain Do With the Zulu? Lord Selborne's remark that "Zulu 'Warriors are not just the persons to become nursemaids".takes on more serious aspect in the face of Bri- tain's present great problem, "What to do with the Negroes of South Africa." South of the Zambesi there are only 1,000,000 native Christians, and the 0,000,000 of black heathen constitute a growing peril. They are intimately mixed with whites -are their domestic servants, even the nurees of their children -despite Lord lighter in color than the hair, the in- Selborne's warning. America's great dications are lack of vitality and great color problem is confronting tereat sensitiveness. Faintly defined eye - _Britain within her own colonies in an brows, placed high above the nose, are aggravated form at an aggravating signs of indolence and weakness. time,when labor trOubles on the South Very black eyebrows give the face African rand have driven the mother an intense and searching expression; when natural, they accompany a pas - country almost to her wits' end. .A. prominent Beglishman, returning sionate temperament. Very light eye - from South Africa, remarked the brows are rarely seen on strong Intel - other day: '"ehe problem of the black lectual faces, although the color of and white is causing considerable ap- the eyebrows is not accepted simply prehension among the various lead- as denoting lack of intelligence; the ers in South Africa, who regard the form gives the key to the faculties and future with some anxiety. South of their direction. Red eyebrows denote the Zambesi there are at least sex great fervor and ambition. blacks to every white, while in Natal the proportion is 11 to one. The blacks are increasing more rapidly than the whites, and in Natal will double themselves in 37 years. At present, as it has been said, ,the at- mosphere is that of a white °blip archy, of which every member is an aristocrat, and a black proletariat, of which every member is a server. "These blacks are seeking educa- tion, and are progressing bY leaps and bounds ---a spirit of individual- ism is taking the place of that tri- balism which has been a restraint in the past. No one ought to withhold facilities for education -no one can ultimately withhold them. Relations between the Union Government and the blacks are not cordial, and it is obvious from native newspapers that the recent land bill has added fuel to the flame: The problem is how are white and black to live together in peace and happiness, each with scope to work his destiny? Amalgamation is unthinkable, and what is needed is some wise and just plan of segregation. The solutlen of the problem will never be found apart from religion. . At present there is danger front Islam. , There are thousands of Mohammedans and Hindus, with mosques and temples . in the Cape provinces and Natal. In the compounds of Johannesburg there ' are thousands of Moslems from Cen- tral Africa. The present crisis in South Africa is scarcely second to that in China, and only second in point of numbers, not. in urgency, The churches must now put their strength field, and not relax their efforts in li:lankeil steal:see( a anioneine. into missionary enterprise in this ;Tun o_ melette-e of a garage. miscievous delusion that.sufficient has pulling-- of a. 1 .111tar !a n concentrating on the East under the , eli?,,,a/s),1;`,Iect Boston Transcript. . fireen peas -of a selicsegha.--eaugtett been done south of the Zambesi."- • Smart Set. TIP TO NEWLYWEDS. Young Couples to Save. A WELL-KNOWN MAN Modern Customs Make it Hard for : were married when the senior Brown Liniment Co., Limited. Henry Brown's father and mother .:111141111's was earning $1,25 a day, with occasionel • mits)cAarinSi,rss.--LANciamnEst:reconfoimrenndhetylnoltair. and mended the clothes, took care of the uscq it for two rooms. She did the housework made tioetnitt ,‘aviiitethSepxreaelini es lay-offs. They started housekeeping in babies aud by her capaute ways nm.de it Yours truly. possible for her husband to lay some- • thing aside. Out of those cerefully, pain- fully accumulated savings Henry was ed- ucated. Henry expects to be married moon. lie . draws a ettlary of $25 a week. Hie girl is : the sweetest creature on the face of the ' earth -in Ifehry's opinion -but she ean't cook: She has to have a maid, and she and Henry are planning to start in a elessy itpartment. At the beginning their home will be sweller than that of BABY'S -OWN TABLOS Baby's Own Tablets are the best medicine a welter can give her lit- tle mete They are absolutely saie, being guarantesd by a Gorerniumit nal3'gt to contain Bei ther rplateq. nareoties or other harm -fill drugs. Tbey are good for all children from the newborn 'babe to the geowine: elebl. They eure eonetipatien. hide gestiou. expel worme, break up ieele ti»41 Make teething „easy. In tele, - they ere a ewe for all the minor ills og little- ones, end a box 'should. al- ways be kept in the home) as e guard agablet euilden attacks of stout. nett fir bowel trout:he. live .1. I'. Riebard, Norbeit, Be saYe: "1 beve found Baby's own Tablets ell that is elaimed for them. ely baby suffeied from his stomach and bowels, end the Tablets certainly del him good." They are sold by all medicine de$ lers et: by mail at 25'e. a box from The Dr. Williams' Med:eine - teo„ Broekville, Ont. ... - Character by the Eyebrows. An Oohed eyebrow does not indicate the highest order of intelligence, but is expressive of great sensibility. Scant growth of the eyebrows denotes lack of vitality; on the coetrary, heavy, heavy, thick eyebrows indicate a strong constitution and great physi- cal endurance. They are not beauti- ful on a woman's face, however much they may signify either mental or bod- ily vigor, and when they are not only heavy, but droop and meet at the nose, they are disagreeable, and said to occompany an insincere and prying nature. Long, drooping eyebrows, lying wide apart, indicate an amiable disposition, Where the eyebrows are ' Oils Beauty 001.0 PLATED SIGNET BRACE' , LET, fancy embossed pattern, expands to 1 fit any arm. Put up ht lovely,PLUSil lined box. We give It FREE for selling only $.3.00 ! worth of the lo veliest PICTURE POST CARDS, I BIRTHDAY, VIEWS, COMICS, FLORAL ; also THANKSGIVING. XMAS cards and booklets: YALENTINE and EASTER in theirproper sett - son. ahese cares are of such line quality and ARTISTIC COLORING end desIgus that you will bare no trouble selling at 6 for lee. and win tits BEAUTY BRACELET and also a couple of PLASHINO GEM see PINS, and we aro going to make every one ot our suc- cessful agents a present of a MAGNIFICENT WATCH, UENTS' OR LADIES' size, stem wind or set, according to our big advertising plan, which will be sent to you the some day we receive the 83.00. Write to -day and we will send you the cards. Address COBALT GOLD FEN CO., Dept- B.55 Toronto, Out. Foods That Remind Us: Muahroones-of a polite Swede. llacon--of a Maine guide. Cheese -of a talkative old maid. Watererees-of an Irish girl. Potatoee-of a bookkeeper. Onions -of a foreet fire. • 1 the old folks ever WEIS. But we shall inissi our guess if Henry, at the end of the first year, shall heve - anything in the bank, Or at the elle of the second or third. or tenth. Henry's father 'used to make a very sotisfying meal on inuell and milk. Cateli Hetiry doing, that! Ife Might, ed longings. But Henry's bride won't. Loin steak for hers. A ride by rail for even a few miles, es. peeially for pleasure, was at event in the lives of Henry's pa and ma. But we are right: now to go on mord with the prediction that• It won't he long before Henry and his iron will be whined through town and coun- try in au automobile. It may not lie paid for. And it mey cut holee in lien- l'Y'e $25 per. But the .Tonee and the brothers had achleVed fame, so Nord- Senates have antes; and the Browns are enfelt offered an efficient Submarine going to be every whlt as plod as they. boat to the British admiralty 60 far Of course, it is right that the young back ae 11383, when no Other power generation should be better off than the possessed any such adjUnets tO HS old. That's what progress' is for. The navy, or had even theotight Of conStruct- wonderful aeltieventent in wealth pro - Ing any. eltletion during the past two seore of But the admiralty, true to its tradi- years would he ghastly practical jokee if tions, cold -shouldered the inseutor, A.„mig Brown nud the 'vonng Mrs. ed than deeeribe,I. an a ioug 1 a er le( e on i c Woe% that. ie to be eouldn't start their FINANCIALLY SPEAKING. seeee. "If you had hut made a confidant of possibilities of his boat, first at Bar- h0200,0101ing 011 0 moo, 0„01.1011110 van 1 ' ' 'Me, and told me all, 13abl" lie said, with Pew and then in Sottthainpton Watet, (Life.) A . than their parents Imew in the scantier Wont& - egret alumble's litelit-balre4: -'eTer$ in his eyea, and hi his shaking it still refused seriouely to entertain leese ago. etre pretty extravagant? • '' voice. his proposals whielt were in effbet "" Gimble-Yon bat! He calls her his "Oh, if I had only done so, papa," alio that he Should be affOrded facilitiee lint note that We said "better off." blooded ineeisteeineett. tabbed. for building us a number of eimilar What is b"ter on ins heart grow Wrathy. And hie faee Veseels in one of our dOckyards. IN A CAVITY. (Boston Transcript.) "Haven't you found a posltion yet " "No; I've been Irtolring for an opening fie long that I'm In a hole." PRE.SENT OCCUPATION. (Philadelphia. Itetorde efugginse-Whatever }wow ef thet frienol of yout a who used to have money to burn? Iftiettine-Dees elftint the melee. OTHER SIDE OF SHIELD, (Boehm Traneellet) leemplainlitalyi-•The lefiffimons' }pees. mitela Lager then mite. Truebtoiti 110 dear :aid 141 14 ste, testse, Ts to be in debt right at the odge, grew antic with. horror as lie listened, As a resUlt WO were the last naval 'With no enibihn for an emergency. with Bab drawn close into Ille tame, to power -with one eXception-to adopt Or, Is it to tble hard. pradieni acme the story ef treachery, and dn. the eubmarine, awl Reif -denial in the Blending of an in- plieity and hoerible Alneost exactly the same thing hap- C01110. that 111tAt'A spent bringe "To think that I brought ber into pened in regard to our admiralty when tulerably durable rettlim: and 00 111111010 my home, and made her the 6)1111)211ton itonclad shims fire began to be eeri. matter what'e lionglit, eAmething is al - et my innocent white lamb." lte otiely talked abont. ways saved? ,thudderingly. "My ohl housekeeper was The sea lorde Of those tiays, who. Vostout, the itueit eriol of tyrante, right when she warned tne from the had. Without exception, Served their Makes spendtbrifte of Most of ne, first, °Int Wolvee eould not produee a time in the old three -decker Wherette, 411 :years ago tustom wee re - ;love. nor ralcite a *bird 01 rttradise.. battle ships, spoke lovingly amongit titer on the eide of thrift -lt was lash - tike leagues, like child: blood w!li tell. thetageleee of "the wooden Walls of ionable, to Pave. She Wats beautifitt and Pante, trusted Old England," and poolvitoolted the If enstom like it pendulant,sseingitte her, You *my Mr. chrrewe Neville. the idea of iron ever talcing the plate of between extremes. woUlduit it be a prtit- ten of nty dear old Mewl, my Bab's Oak, 1y good idett for the newlyweds toeigive lover -or husband isti his way here. leTOr did they tontine themselves to it a push hzek OMNI fialgalitY/e4Vieli- Nva will see him, aud 11 you still Iwo' words. Letters itre even now proserv• it$ t:4! Sail 3 T. 13. LAVERS, lit. John. RADIUM EMANATIONS. (Philadelphia Record) A. discovery of far-reaching importance to medical selectee has been lately an- nounced by Sir Frederiek Treves as a result of investigations made at the Lon- don Radium Institute. Tile experts wore- ing at the institute have sueeeded In "bottling" radium enianations In stleli a wav that they can he used for curative mitoses in place of the radium itself. erto, treatment by radium has been Meted to comparatively few 0Y1 1»,,4; to the enormous price of the medium. tit future the doctor will be able to obtain the bottle rays ilt $1011.11 cost. using them in exactly the same wa)e anti with the same results , as the radium itself. Further, a way has been found of eharg- ing Avatar AvItil the emanations, and re- markable cuves bave been effected by its means. When the tact is taken into vonsideration that the rays given off by pnre radium in nowise diminish the radioactivity of the original mass, the \Wile of this great discovery may t,o the bettor understoed. Minard's Liniment Cures Burns, Erc. t Three Caste's in Bolivia. fglY (Ttliig"ti 4)C teltrtli-1 Vienente," or white pantile who show WI s F I, o e .g Ingt: 111.11!,1. V.?" , ut ILI , it sa I I need, all the government of the coun- try is In the hands. Next conies the "eholos"-those of mixee Spanish and India blood -and lastly the pare inclines who form an immense submergell tease- miperatition, ignorant, down -trodden, yet sotemlid workmen and one of the chief sources of national wealth. It Is es- tin•ated that of the 3,000.0oe people who eomprise the Bolivian nation only about 200,000 c•an read and write, The great ite•PheiVe/thstilebeWelitgolot!'l phiaestgo6flitethecteeeolnittererftote and Indian realties are almost totally sub. Merged in ignorance. Cheistian eIeeald. Autelry Supiirstitions. 'There are very few precione and seMbprecioua stones that have not some superstition connected with them. Italians wear coral necklaces as charme to avert the.evil eye, and 801110 PeoPie in. our own land wear a string of amber beads, not because they are fashionable, but to ward off sore throats. Turquoise is held to be a protectiou against sudden injuriee and falls. and topaz used to be very highly prized be- cause it was believed to have magleal powers of dispelling enchantment and calming frenzy. A piece of agate is held by some to be au infallible guard against light- ning aud a cure for thirst. The berry was believed by the ancients to. cure leproey and to promote happiness be- tween man and wife. 1 Superstitiou still attaches itself to the opal. The ancients considered that this gem had the power of rendering its owner lovable, and also of bestow- ing on him the gift of invisibility; but when it was found that the stone eas- ily became loosened In its setting and lost, the idea that it was unlucky was established, and thia unluckiness was supposed to affect all excepting per - eons born in October, whose birthstone 11 114. UNI Stock Yards TORONTO Largest Canadian Market For Beet and Feeder Cattle, Calves, Hogs, Sheep and Horses • WRITE FOR INFORMATION . . . TRAVELLING IN SAFETY Safety first is an urgent consider - alien with the railways: but the Can- adian l'ae liailWay ineing time 111 supplementing' its protecting ageticiee, del ioed to redgee the danger of ilvt.141011t ttlimotlier, T1111 vompany to 11 minimum, if mot to eliminate them leto matle a vigorou,4 cowmen/Tin:int in the equipping of the eyatem with an automatic Me.- r'ti Meek 6441111 1. This is .40111pWillit shit. ill), to (hp ordinary semaphore, whiell is a. white iron or wood standard.. smile twenty -f ve feet high. with a painted. trooeetrin for daylight pttrpo•,es, and red. yellow and green lights for night nee. The traek le divided into blooks the 'end of which a signal, A, train et:tailing 01' running in given block, will get tht, eignal in the Meek immediately behind it, against fellevdng traims -1.11114 ensuring prated. safety from roar end cullielon/4. This is the ethes in :lot:lite track, lmt in a 'single tritek installation). the signale 11 rp 80 Wori:eil that 11 triiii1 ill It Win set the ehotal agaillet fol- lowing and opposing traits; - • One mak- ing itself immime from tile tittneer of either head-rm or rear-einl eollieione. The C.F.11, now bas flow, sigmas °per- ating on its line, between St. .1 oini and Ilettawantkeag; Montreal awl Vali- dried] ; fon trettl ( 11aee ister and Ste. Therese: Rumford junction'. null We6t Toronto, Belton, Tsliturtoo mid etreeteville j1111dioll; l'Ort •Mol.I011: Stepiimi 111141 Crow's Nest, "alet:illivrav 13.(et the " 1'114',11:1 bAe 'elf:30111111):: letv14. n Farnham is now being equitmetl fast 11,4 the material can be put ep. 4 Bulgarian Servants Scarce. Englishwomen who cemplain of doince- tie servant ct::fieultIce should thank gouil- ness they ere not Bulgarians. unly ex- treme poverty. Mr. William Miller says. will drive a Bulgarian Into domestic vice. As a rule widows are the only do- ht•I'Va Its to be got. and theY will only bemaite coons or homulnstds may bring all their fatally ulth them. Ben ants insist upon beln4 introducel and shaking oands itli 11:1 viFliors, na will leave upon the trat.t. only Way to keep them to let 1110;1• wages fell into arreats, -so strong is the sentiment against (1011.tilisut;z1fftlIIIiitt, tile nature of menial wo of a taee where a girl refused to retell medicine frotn the ehendst for lier °Nit mother. But the same girl weuid work in a stranger's garden or do tasediee.ore, heeatute theee occupations are coneldc-red buitoral.le for Bulgarian Women."-Liin- don Chi onlele, BETTER THAN SPANKING Spanking does not cure children of bed- wetting. There Is a constitutional cattse for this trouble. Mrs. Id. Summers, Box W. 8, Windsor, Ont., will :send free to any mother her successful home treat- tnent. with full instructions. Send no money. but write her to -day it your child - rem trouble You in this way. Don't blame the chine the chances are It can't help it. This treatment also cures aduits and aged people troubled with urine tilt/ acuities by day or night. PURE FOOD EDUCATION NEEDED. (Detroit Free Press) In fate, here Is the root of the trouble - in all legislation looking to the regulation of the sale of footle. lfunieipalities may do good WOVIC in guaranteeing gool min; to the consumer, for instaneo, hut they cannot regulate its handling in the Tom - 112'. That can only come of edueation in the importance of proper keening, and of the dnnger and the fulme economy or leeting foods that are cheep because they are 011 the verge of deenY thrott,gli being kept in unwholesome places. Minard'a Liniment for tale everywhere 1•.; .4.1(.. AN( ,ssr:, 2, 4 . , . ; •:: Got) ?IN Ao. . E-A.SY TO'USE 'GOOD FOR.THEISRO-ES ISSUE NO. 44, 1913 Discouraging an Orator. HELP WANTED. VrANTPID-GIRIA FOR, r.sNisunle: underwear. Apply. X‘111G6l011 Hos» lory Co., Ltd., Kingston, Ont. FOR BALM T.p Olt et.S.LE-CHEAP: 1.7XDPICt MORT. gage, an improved 1.00-nere turn' with ImIldinGs; only 82e0.110 required flown. Apply to .1. Kent, Jiox 419, London, Ont. • Suffrage in the Home. "Whitt right lui.ve women got. to vote?" .1 sternly asked my wife. "Of polities they take no note And litt4 know of life. • ,tliey could not select good men:" said slita "My dear, that'e true, I most confess 1 roved. it when 1 pieked out you!" "Ilshaw! that is different." said I. "Fur in affeire of st9le One should not judge officiate by The standar:le of (ewes mate. “Perlit.pe ehouldn's, dear," said she; "I'll alk you to advise, Weil knowintr. eince you pieked out me, That you ere wise!' "How silly is such talk:" cried. "That method weeld nut dul" "I ntleul 1" the guileless one replied, "rim .1.0 trtur.l. in you?' "You nethe teal of mei" i mite: ''Nobetly van. You are. it I've. not been Misled, r't 1 (-111;1(11 I 7 t Queer Things About Glass. Glass is one of Um most intereeting as well 0.6 one of the most peculiar things in tbe world,. It hes eurlous and contra- dictory qualities, and manv Astonishing plienOtiteito. are tfonnected with It, says an exceange. Urittle and breakage ate, It Is. yet it exceeds almost all ether bett- ies in elasticity. If two glass balls are made to strike eaelt Other at given toree, the recoil, by virtue of their elastiettlly, win be neatly equal to their original impetus, Connected with its biittleness ate some very ',lingual facts. 'rake a hol.ew sphere with a hole and stop the hole With the finger so as to prevent, the external aud internal air from etonmuniettting, and the sphere 2011 fly to pieces by the Illere heat of the hand. Vessels nutae of gime that have heOn suddenly t oulut poimese the (Airtime prop- erty of bent, able to ttisist hard hlowe given to them front without, but win he instatitty shivered by a small partiele of flint dropped into tuelr ea.vitles. Tills Property ttl depend upon tho eon/pet atter+ thieknesa of the button; the thicker the bottom la the more cer- tainty of lo.ealtage by this experhotini. Some of these veesele, It is stated, have resisted the streke of a mallet edeen with suffielent force to drive a nail itito won't, And heavy bottles, such as museet bans, pleees ot iron, leas of 'weed. Pie- per And SUMP, ote., 1111VO been ettqt Illta Von Boni ft height Of tWo or theee feet without any Meet. yet a fiagment front A flint bot larger than a nest tlineesd fr6111 A height of three !helms has 11141tiO tlY pleees.-- Philadelphia Nortlt American. • ORGANS C EMI We have 81.010 fifty firsteclaes ortnns cm hard, at priees feont $1 2;10 to RM. These instruments bare n11 been cis-ev- il:tilled hy our own werknien and are in fiist-elase condition. A few great bar- gains are: James organ. walnut citse, stops', $13. 1)erehtion °ream, 8 stop...See. 1301 (seen, 9 steps. $2:i. Send for com- plete lief. giving foil description etatin:t what terms you would like. lfeintzman & t'o., eorner 'King und John streets, !la mil ten. 011i - "Mr. Chairman," said the orator, who had already occupied the platform for 20 minutes, araid many intedectione from the audience. "Mr. Chairman. may I appeal on a point or order? There is really so much desultory eon. versation going on In parts of the hail that it is impossible for me to hear a word I am saying." Voice from the back of the hall! "Don't be downhearted. You're not missing nitteh."---Exchange, Grasping -an Opportunity, ..cialc11,..;: :tee n"t 1,0 vaned. 8(.1,11 , ,11111 they fall to notice and t crasp opportunitics that app.',.r Wain to their elders.- wt%•,s scho,,i leacher, acortlitte to the Oleveland l'Iain fh•fier. -.61,otv 1. -rt yeac-old card a etetore or to pono,n ithupt Zi 1 111n Witt 11,4 ehiet noa netts. am thine wrong wni1 plei-ote. .2 ll-year-eitt el.thi will :vi- tas., It. • I Patch tale or tee Ismer grades In a 1,10:11t. St•I mil. The other day I had the elm,- at:tionet:,. put down the itomen Iron) 1 to 12, To my gr.sat stn.- pri..0, the 1111.1-1 nelitrotti eilild 111 the too10 W:18 tee fhst Calsit the task and 1.14 trItter was al.,ehttely eorreo 1. Th1,4 1.0A es considered 111111 and he was two years too old to ho thls grade, "V.v.: Wiliiani," "itow (11.1 you 111}11;11t.N. du it 50 11511.1ddr ?'' 1(1/:011 '00 .(11re the elock," lie tic c•I'l IL ..5 4, was tlo, only in 1., WAN .11 A soo thin g, coolinglotion-tho very best thing you can use for the chafed shin, chapped hands and cracked lips which raw cold weather brings. 203 25c a bottle, at your Druggist's. NATIOHAL DRUG AND CHEMICAL CO. OF CANADA, LIMITED, MONTREAL , ; ; 41mi DOWN ON COLORED RACES. lievOrd) \‘',. may lo• ungenerous to the dart: - shinned ro..,s, hut we are not ttm nurse than tile Englsit t•olottists, nor are we 1,,hc11 worse than other white nations hich have nut -as some have -inter - mai rIt d uith Indians. Aslasons azia colionbis is just as beetile to the Japanese, as California is, end Alt:Mourne awl Sydney are as nitwit nveree to the 1.111liesi. Els S11 11 Wallets:el. Australia lilts reeurted to etrigont lege, lathe, to es.thilie Asiatios, even those who are British sni.jeets. The, 1,remier la 5%11 1 sh ottimiltla has gone to London convInee the imperial authorities that his 1•140115 %OH heVe nO Japanese, no Mat - .ter Nrhat etmeefe4ons penning tareet mould like to mahe to Tokyo. • ••.. Manslaudhter in Second Deiree Cutting ror11,, With a razor is danger- ous awl ustile-e. The oniy remedy is l'uttutin's Curn Extraetor, which re- 11102es 001 11.; And Warti 111 0111. day. Ile. et1,11.111 111141. 'Ilse only "Put - item's." Zie per bottle at All dealer& The Most Graceful Act, A 'Weeleyan Methodist miesionary in Itttahl W1 ote home tO the girl he Wag in love with, asking her to come out end marry him. 'The girl's aunt had the same name. She got the letter and went ont, The missionary met her on the tinny. awl guilt Waa ills delicacy of mina that he married her, le married the niece This is the earods gineetui net among the Wesleyan Islethudi sts.--M an elms ter Gua hut. Seribbler 'low is the best way to sueeeed in literature? \Vigwag- lieep to the write. '7 r 1 THIS is a HOME DYE that ANYONE • can use The Guaranteed ‘,'ONE DYE for Ali Kinds of Cloth. ' Clomp, SImpleago Clisnce of :Retakes. TRY 11'1 Saud for Free C0101. COM and Hooklet, The lohnson.Rldvinfoun Co.X.Imionl, Motorist Evening. Prn111 uplitna %lopes mt the VOWS file by, Lewering, ;reel t-ci: ested, down the heieloware By clusklmr flottis tied meadows shin - Ing pale With moon-ttped dandelione, high .1 eeet Ise night -hawk In the western sity Beata 111. into the lucent AontotteA, or &ups with glrdtlig wings; the :WILY ttutni.8 (trim der], and deep, and gloom mystert- ouely. vool 11111.1 11' ct•cep and whisper in mine car; The homely oriel:01 goselPs MY feet: ont far off poets 11110, AvastOS ot reed hear \I've' ebb nee ce•ange the chanting frogs bronl: :Meet Tri Pitndoiln Pliorns; one by one Seine out the eters, atal the. great night Leaves on. -Areldie11.1 Lardpman, In Exchange. : GIN pus FOR WOMEN Read What Mrs. Harris Says About Them eire. T. lfarrie, of Tyneside. Ont.. knows about am now taking uty hirtt box oi PHIS," bile writ '"rhe pain aeries: my heels and kidneys has almost entirely gone. f Wae a great MI ft`rer 6'0111 118111. it has all lig 01e, etrongly advise all e Mute), Who NH tier from Pain in The Beek n1111 Weak Kitinese, to try (ITN ;We ft isiX. for Sample free if you write Natioital Drug and Clienti- eat tee, voof OLtrtnutoRlitNio.intLitEtssl.s:Ol'oNtesn.ito. whits) ge Trthunei rte catastrophe of the Volturno seenis to teach another lesson or two in the fl'illenfrhent1aolliteltel'o(eq•qiittrittlie need of a new twiltip111..111 for ships. the breeehes buoy and appal:ans. .2 hundred feet or more of rough water Was till that separated peoph, of tint Volturno trots' safety on the (leek or tho oteteante, but that narrow spn11 would linve meant death to them all if the sea had not abated. Dome 111;1:,et ify ‘irtylliv51:11-51110flal si ye.a , nous,- rwtekowel.reltatioall. disaster. W3t:i V.11 elvsS to SIIMMOrt old, thk• rodivi and lir,,e,d100 huoy out-. ids. mei es Eft, 511 Ving ttoos ara sop - wall, a pothering of ships as 0i11110 to the rescue or Op Voltlirntr W0111(1 not . env,' bete, lo I tdosS. aS tIO.y *were for 't;o:!)•.. and might Ictve been till too late. o.other suggestion, less novel, Is given dononAtrtithot or 1110 value of 011 t.. prevent vonthing end make the uSe of small sitter. T:te problem of carrying weigh MI to be efitsetive Invoivem sev- ere! factors, but it should be conslavrea along with tite many others presumably to be eettlea et the coming International maritime Vott rerent:ie, t M I nard's Liniment Cures Dandruffi HOUSES"ORK'S DREARY ROUND. (Niagara Falls, X. V., tlazetto The wife and mother of a murking household Is seldom eonsiderett tis she should he by the other members. There are the thousands and one details of the day, every day, Sunday and SaturtlaY, to be attended to. Tie. °there have a hitallgO of scene a thence to NM` and hear new foetus ana voiees, but wen the household worker a 15 the Haute 01(1 round ter hands and feet and eyee and mind. - A. Minard's ii_elieves Neuralgia Microbes, A microbe is an imaginary being invented by doctors to seare people (tut of (lying a natural death. Mierobes have taken the plaeo nf the evil spirits in vogac befere the period 'ellen people grew 60 intelligent that they wouldn't believe anything thesriercloibliesiete,1111.titaer.in asorted vaekagu, ana spend tbeir entire time ini nitiltl- pkvittg, adding. eubtraeting and divid• nig. They multitay serum% add to the feare, Slibtraut you from your money aua divide all the profits emones the evelything wa4 one() relive. sented by it deity, so everything id (tax represented by a 11114rObe. NORIO '111.113 are born with eilerebee, Rome aehieve Mier:time, hut all at ftonie tittle have Microbes thruet, upen them. and BUOAT1 SHELL: is orte 01 our niOs popider premiums. we eve nen one %houseman Os TbIS BEAUTIFUL 6 piece att.Viet err, eselAdIng et BIX 3.11$1560Nit 0411110 leteiFle sets and never mut a complaint Wo eta them pees for Nell og only $8.00 worth et She loveliest meanie toOsT Menne, vieWle001MIOSIELORALI alSo THatieleiVINce. gilt eerde Ann uomuets : VALENTINE lUnt EASTER in UM' proper Beeson. 1:1143 0 taros r ot Buell pie quality AUG AP/111110 U.:Goring that you will hint Itl0 trouble sellintat 6 Or lee. end Win the lovely BILVERWAPE, attd yell eat. also win a irLAEHINO aser to Ode MoNte pue without Laving to lieu any melte WO, and you enn De 1111Pthed to teeny Yoe elm 'WIN In addition 1.1) the sieVellwArts eud ateSTRIO letAWIONO PIN. 06 IVIAte. NISIOeerr vveVOK esestelt ON OENTtv size, stem tome amt. set, Recommit tooureas - -We're% Ira tateitte.417gtlet::Inelytt UnvIAEILIIIIIV. WA the' tr '8"`Irt"'" rs Address COMIALY (IOU) PtN C0.6 Dept. 0, 3 2 Vaal.* OA • ,r- ......„,....-r-e...mmeeetAlortee .